Your non-halfling character's shoes have worn out, your walking speed has been reduced by 25% and your running speed has been reduced 50%. Every 50 meters you run now incurs you one hit point in damage. This will persist until a new pair of shoes is obtained.
Can I get myself some high heels then?
>>44069657
If you'd like and you can find them.
>I ask our knight for an extra pair of his loafers
>He's made sure he always has a few pairs on him just in case
>They might be a bit big/small but it's better than nothing
>Will buy my own pair and give our knight an extra bit of cash for a rental fee.
Alternatively, in our Modern Game
>I go to Target
>Get some weird looks as I am barefoot or just in socks
>I buy new shoes
>I leave Target
Good work, GM.
>>44069634
>-1HP per 50 meters
>A normal human will fall over unconscious after running a single lap
>>44069634
Seems logical to me, I mean we all recall the accounts of Battle of Rorke's Drift where Zulu warriors fell dead by the hundreds due to their lack of footwear.
>>44069728
If your character started without literacy, you can get by without shoes.
>>44069634
>running without sandals causes your feet damage
You talk like a skirt wearing Athenian, OP.
>>44069754
This is just as silly.
Autistic houserules thread?
>>44069634
Jokes on you OP!
My halfling is wearing shoes!
>>44069634
P.S: Better houserule - walking without shoes counts as forced march. Nothing more.
>>44069634
I skin the parry elf to make a set of Boots of Elvenkind.
That's where they come from, right?
>>44069634
>just a piece of leather
>you know that bitch don't have no arch support
Fuck me, my soles hurt just looking at it.
>>44069634
You didn't mention you were breathing, you suffocate and die.
>>44070540
Medieval people were not the best cobblers.
>>44070043
The elf parries your skinning knife
I'll just take a pair off the next yankee I kill.
Problem solved.
>>44071413
I giggled inwardly.
>>44069634
>Every 50 meters you run now incurs you one hit point in damage.
What are you running across? Burning coals?
It is a well established fact that an army on the march needs shoes. If it does not have shoes it will suffer damage to it's feet.
>>44069634
I cast lesser restoration on the shoes.
>>44069634
>non-halfling character
"SHOES. WHAT ARE. SHOES?"
>>44071607
It is also a well established fact that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
>>44069634
She reapplies her magic outfit. first taking the time to loot the gems from the previous before the magic consumes them again.
The question of why she has been in costume for so long that her shoes had to be replaced now needs to be asked. The villains already know her real identity so it's not like she has to keep it hidden. The 'no costume, no fight' truce has been going well enough so far.
Wouldn't be an issue. My character is the son of a cobbler and has a literal bag full of boots. He steals people's boots when he kills them.
Got like 14 pairs of boots on the go here.
They are made from a special technobabble polymer that will outlast her entire family tree.
The laces will fray, the metal rivets will rust but as long as the boots themselves are not burned, cut to ribbons or shot into swiss cheese, they will keep lasting.
They are really good boots.
>>44070540
>>44071398
Honestly, if you're not brought up wearing super padded sneakers, your feet support themselves. You can slowly regain the functionality of your feet by walking and jogging in shoes that minimize support, but it takes a very long and careful training period to make up for a lifetime of coddling. My arches have never been stronger, but my toes still aren't great.
>>44074842
Is this what those foot-glove looking things that some folks like to hike in are about?
>>44074935
Yeah those goofy things brought minimal footwear into the public consciousness, but there are less doofy options now. If you can find some on a deal site, they're pretty nice, but I think they're overpriced for the quality of stitching you get.
>>44069634
I can deal.
>>44075311
>furries
no wonder you are a shoeless deviant
>>44075561
>not recognizing Mouse Guard
>>44075574
>not realising mouseguard is a game for furfags
>'muh redwall!'
go fuck a rat you faggot
>>44070540
So, it's like walking barefoot?
What's the problem here?
>>44069634
That's stupid.
You're stupid.
>>44075625
seconded
now lets go back to calling each other faggots
you faggotdeffo homo :3
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I think I can deal with it via constant flight.
>>44075594
So furries invented the concept of anthropomorphic animals exclusively to fuck them?
>>44075747
duh
>>44075761
You heard it here, folks. Animals that stand upright and talk have never existed prior to furries, and came into being solely to sate their deviant fetishes.
>>44075800
Yiffing is as old as civilization itself anon.
>>44069634
>level 1 wizard, with 4 hitpoints
I don't think you thought this through very much.
>>44075815
I blame Japan.
>>44069634
>Every 50 meters you run now incurs you one hit point in damage
Of course you mean non-lethal damage, right?
Could I just wear strips of leather until I get to the next town?
>>44069634
>Your non-halfling character's shoes have worn out
How come I wasn't warned prior to this? Wear and tear of clothing and equipment is something anyone would notice, you don't just suddenly lose a pair of shoes, they slowly get battered and fall apart.
I should have been warned with a "You notice holes and wear marks appearing in your shoes, it's obvious that while usable now the stitching will soon wear out and they'll be useless." because if you're going to get simulationist enough to destroy my shoes via wear and tear then you also need to be simulationist enough to describe said shoes descent into uselessness.
>>44069634
>wood elf
Who needs something as shitty as shoes, how do you think we're so fast in the first place!?
>monk
What pain? I trained to have a body tough as steel and now walking barefoot is supposed to hurt me while my training of walking barefoot on coals didn't even cause me an itch?
>Wood elf monk
Whats a shoo?
>>44069634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifjPV3__KiA
>>44069634
>Every 50 meters you run now incurs you one hit point in damage.
Am I literally walking on broken glass or something?
>>44069634
Dear OP, please stop basing the mechanics of doing physical activity on your own abilities, that's Paizo-tier of game design.
>>44069634
Nigga, my character can't even be scratched by weapons without some form of supernatural enhancement. Why would he take damage from running barefoot?
>>44075990
Disney did it first.
>>44074984
Whart sorta options are there for a curious anon that doesn't want to get toe-shoes?
>>44069634
Put some points into clobbering and basic cloth making
Don't know when you'll need a new shirt or some temp sandals but we'll be damn glad that you'll have those skills when you need them.
>>44069683
>I go to Target
>Get some weird looks as I am barefoot or just in socks
>I buy new shoes
>I leave Target
I do this all the time, in fact I'm probably gonna do this again today for late night shopping. I hate being in my uniform after work, so I strip down to boxers, walk into K-mart, buy a cheap shirt, pants and thongs, and walk back out.
Costs me like $10 and I'm comfortable for the rest of the evening out.
>>44080495
>thongs
Why... why are you wearing more than one? Or even wearing one to begin with?
>>44069634
I cast Mending. Great problem there OP, solved by a level 0 spell.
>>44080386
Your best option is to look for something with a thin and flexible sole without a ton of padding. I used to be a fan of saucony, but I find the toe boxes to be too narrow. That said, their bullets are pretty nice if you remove the foam insole. It's not glued in, but the sole will probably wear out too quickly if you slide your feet at all.
I'm a fan of merrell trail runners, since they have wide toes and a narrow heel, and only a little padding under the ball of the foot with tons of grip, but I usually run on gravel and ice, so that might not be as vital for you. You've gotta try stuff on in person though, since everyone's got different shapes going on. If you can find a shop with a generous return policy, that'll be the best, even if they're a little pricier. You have to run in them before you really know if they work for you.
>>44080555
foreign for sandals
>>44080555
I'm assuming Anon meant "flip-flops", not underwear.
>>44080555
You got a problem with men in thongs, boy?
>>44073650
Fair enough
