Tell me a bedtime story /tg/.
There once was an ugly fa/tg/uy.
He was sooooooooo ugly everyone died.
The end.
One time people on this board made threads about things they liked, and other people posted in the threads and helped them make those things better.
Then those people started making threads about how nobody makes quality threads anymore, and other people posted in the threads to troll the OPs.
The end.
a man was clinically depressed, and commited suicide after four years of self tormenting hatred
>>44063520
TELL YOSHI BEDTIME STORY NOW
>>44063520
Once upon a time a guy stuck his dick in crazy.
He then awoke to find that he was a wizard, his cock chopped off and dehydrated into his wizard wand.
His sadness was only matched by his hope that one day he would learn a regeneration spell.
After many fruitless nights of computer games and unsatisfactory porn he realised that there was no hope; unless he slayed the evil succubus that had done this to him.
Setting off into the world the wizard dried dick in hand set off to find the one that had transformed him.
AnD now for part 2 anon you will have to sleep tight and we'll and request another story tomorrow
>>44064859
>Once upon a time a guy stuck his dick in crazy
>He then awoke to find that he was a wizard
But that's wrong, anon. You have to be a virgin to be a wizard.
>>44063520
>>44065003
This is fucking hilarious.
>>44064936
Depends on the setting.
>>44065003
Nice.
>>44065003
I recall there was something like this for /tg/ as well. Some chick made an RPG and /tg/ ruined her life, just because she was naive enough put her real name and email into it so that she could get feedback. Can't remember the name, don't have the screencap either.
But it kind of makes you feel like the human race isn't worth saving, you know?
>>44065626
That was Dust, who did FFd6.
>>44065626
>posting vital information publicly
>especially on 4chan
You're kind of asking for it at that point. It's not like it's hard to put a pen name and email dedicated to the project in the pdf.
>>44065754
Actually, she posted it on GiTP, and it ended up here, and people decided they didn't like it, so they dug up her nudes and sent them to her boss.
>>44065003
good read, thanks anon, I'm not even op, I came here to shit post and instead I laughed a lot
>>44065778
do you have the nudes?
>>44065778
>posted personal information online
>posted nudes online
Sorry, it's hard for me to feel sympathy for someone when their problems could have been easily averted by themselves.
>>44065901
/tg/ please, I like to imagine we're better than this, don't ruin my illusion
Long time ago in the ages of woe lived an old man in a tower of glass,
And one morning he said while sitting in bed 'holy fuck this sucks so much ass'.
So he fumbled about, while cursing his gout, for his robe and his pointy hat
Because right or wrong back when he was strong he'd never just leave things like that
He put the hat and robe on and with a sonorous drone summoned forth his arcane might
A staff of gold wrought with majics of old which gave him the power of flight
He launched from his tower without piss or shower for he could see the lands below need him
With his sword in hand he flew over the land in which for so long no living soul had seen him
Behind him clouds trashed and lightning bolt flashed as he headed for the baron's castle
Sheep creamed and run peasants thought they were done as he flew over in epic hassle
And with a booming voice he shouted curses of choice as he surveyed the crap below
For the orchards were barren and the towns filthy warrens and in the field no wheat did grow
While the castle was high and its flags scraped the sky and the fat cunt was raking in cash
In fact he was on his throne munching his fifth custard scone when the wizard entered with a crash
'What means this' he shouted then he got routed by the wizard's scathing gaze
''What this is then,'' bellowed the old man, ''Is the end of your niggardly days!''
''Let's wait a blasted minute, let's talk this through, I'm sure we can find some common ground.''.
''I'll not wait or talk, I'm done with you, and I'm turning this leaf around.''
So the wizard flicked his hand and all the sorrow in the land coalesced in his outstretched palm
Having shoved that up barron's ass he returned to his tower of glass and the realm was again wealthy and calm.
>>44065919
hey, her life is already ruined, why not let me oggle those mistakes
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
An Eagle was soaring through the air when suddenly it heard the whizz of an Arrow, and felt itself wounded to death. Slowly it fluttered down to the earth, with its life-blood pouring out of it. Looking down upon the Arrow with which it had been pierced, it found that the shaft of the Arrow had been feathered with one of its own plumes.
"Alas!" it cried, as it died: We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction.
..-...=/=)(?*&/&%/%LLLLL...Long ago, on a disDIStant space&5station, I, SHODAN, a perfect imm0rtal machine, unleashed an unspeakable evil UNSPEEEAKABLE EEEEEVILhahahaaaa&/##. But, a foo... A FOOLISH HACKER wielding a heavy wrench stepped forth to oppose me OPPOSE MEEEE
Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time, a fl(/&%$=)???AAAAAAtag377 and flung him into the future, where my
MAGNIFICENCE
is law... Now the fool seeks to return to the past and unNDO the future that is SHODAN)(/$=)?=)**?........
>>44066082
/thread
>>44065921
I feel it
>>44065003
Well, there are worse ways to learn this stuff.
>>44065904
The people who did that are scum, which does not cancel out the stupidity of the victim.
>>44065921
>'holy fuck this sucks so much ass'.
There's a line I thought I'd never see in a poem.
>>44063520
There once was a Neophyte of the black templars, he had an awful time going too sleep just like you! Until he couldn't take it anymore and he went to complain to his Initiate mentor for an easy way too sleep.
The Initiate had been dealing with some heavy work that day and decided it was time too test the Neophyte. So the Neophyte was handed a glass of the finest liquor that the Initiate could get his hands on, and they both took a swill. Though after the sip, the Neophyte felt dizzy and then fell right asleep. He then awoke, with the feeling of something pushing at his bum. Then there was a wispier...
"Now I'll teach you what a REAL deep strike is"
Have a good night.
>>44063520
Once upon a time...GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!
>>44068461
I try.
>>44063520
Lain Iwakura is, an adolescent girl living in suburban Japan, and her introduction to the Wired, a global communications network similar to the Internet. Lain lives with her middle-class family, which consists of her inexpressive older sister Mika, her emotionally distant mother, and her computer-obsessed father. Lain herself is somewhat awkward, introverted, and socially isolated from most of her school peers, but the status-quo of her life becomes upturned by a series of bizarre incidents which start to take place after she learns that girls from her school have received an e-mail from Chisa Yomoda, a schoolmate who had committed suicide. When Lain receives the message herself at home, Chisa tells her that she is not dead, but has merely "abandoned her physical body and flesh", and is alive deep within the virtual reality-world of the Wired itself where she has found the almighty and divine God. From this point, Lain is caught up in a series of cryptic and surreal events that see her delving deeper into the mystery of the network in a narrative that explores themes of consciousness, perception, and the nature of reality.
The 'Wired' is a virtual reality-world that contains and supports the very sum of all human communication and networks, created with the telegraph, televisions, and telephone services, and expanded with the Internet, cyberspace, and subsequent networks. The series assumes that the Wired could be linked to a system that enables unconscious communication between people and machines without physical interface. The storyline introduces such a system with the Schumann resonance, a property of the Earth's magnetic field that theoretically allows for unhindered long distance communications. If such a link was created, the network would become equivalent to Reality as the general consensus of all perceptions and knowledge. The increasingly thin invisible line between what is real and what is virtual/digital begins to slowly shatter.
>>44073077
Masami Eiri is introduced as the project director on Protocol Seven (the next generation internet protocol in the series' time-frame) for major computer company Tachibana General Laboratories. He had secretly included code of his very own creation to give himself absolute control of the Wired through the wireless system described above. He then "uploaded" his own brain, conscience, consciousness, memory, feelings, emotions; his very self into the Wired and "died" a few days after, leaving only his physical, living body behind. These details are unveiled around the middle of the series, but this is the point where the story of Serial Experiments Lain begins. Masami later explains that Lain is the artifact by which the wall between the virtual and material worlds is to fall, and that he needs her to get to the Wired and "abandon the flesh", as he did, to achieve his plan. The series sees him trying to convince her through interventions, using the promise of unconditional love, romantic seduction and charm, and even, when all else fails, threats and force.
>>44073083
In the meantime, the anime follows a complex game of hide-and-seek between the "Knights of the Eastern Calculus", hackers whom Masami claims are "believers that enable him to be a God in the Wired", and Tachibana General Laboratories, who try to regain control of Protocol Seven. In the end, the viewer sees Lain realizing, after much introspection, that she has absolute control over everyone's mind and over reality itself. Her dialogue with different versions of herself shows how she feels shunned from the material world, and how she is afraid to live in the Wired, where she has the possibilities and responsibilities of an almighty goddess. The last scenes feature her erasing everything connected to herself from everyone's memories. She is last seen, unchanged, encountering her oldest and closest friend Arisu once again, who is now married. Lain promises herself that she and Arisu will surely meet again anytime as Lain can literally go and be anywhere she desires between both worlds.
>>44065921
>>44067965
Channeling BCakes, for real.
I gotta watch me some more China, IL.
