Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>44038540
I found something, master! Not sure what, I believe it's not for my lowly eyes, master.

>>44038607
Thank you acolyte...Anon, yes Anon was it. Thank you. Now avert your eyes so I do not have to pur acid on them

++KABAL STATUS: YOOUNG (1.2.500 YEARS OLD)++

Acolyte fetch me the scrool in my library with the weird squiggly markings on it

Current Archon
>1d10

fuck, so many spelling errors

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>44038639
Ummm... Is it this, master?

>>44038664
Yes perfect, just remind me to take you to the mind cleanser after this, ok?

++CURRENT ARCHON/STATUS: USURPING DRACON++

Ok, your next task acolyte is to go to my lab and grab me a big stack of papers, oh and bring me a sandwich while you are at it.

Archon Personality
>2d10

Rolled 10, 5 = 15 (2d10)

>>44038687
Yes, master. Could my next personality be that of an arbitrator? I hear one of your other acolytes is from such origins and has incredible adventures smashing in the skulls of filthy xenos!

>>44038767
we'll see what we can do acolyte. So let's see *shuffles through papers* Ah it says here the archon is Curious and Arrogant.
*Flips over to the next page*
Acolyte can you read the fine print? I think my eyes are getting worse, so reminde me to go to the magos biologis after this, but preferable before you mind cleaning session.

Kabal Origin
>1d12

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>44038792
Yes, master... That IS small print. I think it says...

>>44038822
"A street-level front for a Haemonculus Coven/Wych Cult"

Ok, noted, and written in larger leters this time!
Now, can you go fetch servo skull #112. It has the next piece of data

Kabal Demeanour
>1d8

Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>44038842
Thankfully, it was close by... There. Connected to cogitator system.

>>44038903
++Swift As The Wind++
Fast little filth they seems to be...
Ok for this next one I want you to go down into the mess hall and find private Shellbert, i've implanted a data chip into his brain. For you know...safekeeping. It would be horrible if some xeno loving heretic found all of research in one place.

Kabal Flaw
>1d8

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>44038944
Found him. He seems slightly unresponsive, but he'll get better I bet.

>>44039052
well, Shellbert is easily replaced...anyway let's see here.
Seems like they have shady deals with something or someone that would the rest of thier foul kin want to murder them. Interesting

Ok, acolyte Anon, please take Shellbert to his quarters. And give him a package of Iho sticks as compensation. I do not want my henchm-I mean employees to dislike me. Also when you return please ask magos Lera that I want her dataslate that she borrowed 20 years back. She is probably in her workshop on level 43 fiddling with her stuff

Territory Location
>1d10

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>44039108
Here it is, although I'd call this a cogitator in its own right at this point.

>>44039151
++Non-Eldar Xenos camp++

Well who knows what type of xenos filth they are with

Can you take that little box over there on the shelf? Inside of is a crystal. Pick it up and place it on this little piece of fabric

Territory Condition
>1d100

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>44039281
Yes, master. Right away!

>>44039364
A bright text shows up like a hologram when the crystal is placed on the fabric. It reads:
Territory is in: Shadowed : condition

Ok now for your next task you shall go to my personal quarters, I will have the combat servitors register you as friendly for a little while. And inside you will find sitting on my desk a small metal box. Bring it to me and I shall reveal it's content

Kabal Tactics
>1d10

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>44039392
Right away, master! I can't wait to get to smack the xenos with a shock maul...

>>44039444
*takes the box and opens it up with a golden key, only to pull out doughnut*

Ok, now I have the energy to type in what I need to search for. So, they are capture specialists, no wonder they are located in a xenos camp.

Can you please bring me that piece of parchament that is on the top shelf, it should be right next to the caged ripper

Kabal Resource
>1d100

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>44039463
Here it is, master!

>>44039523
it says here they own an Incubus Shrine. Anyway, next peice of info is in the administratium wing of this facility. Talk to sage Brody about the "Erebus incident on Flaska Prime"

Kabal Signature Weapon
>1d10

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>44039555
He talked something about...

>>44039582
Yes, the vast amout of mandrakes that slaughterd the pdf of Flaska Prime. Luckily enough my inquisitorial warship was nearby. So of course I one of the Emperors most loyal servants managed to save the major population center. With a bit of help from the Imperial fists.
(it's mandrake herders as the result)

Also could you bring in the, the, oh what's it's name again...the___

Currently Not Betraying
>1d8

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>44039616
Are you speaking of this file, master?

>>44039753
Yes. They are currently aiding, or being aided by an Eldar Farseer.
Ok for the last piece of info is on the deactivated servitor in the corner. Just plug it in and it will say the last piece of information we need

Goals
>1d12

>>44039782
It's here, master!

>>44040091
Well, where the emperors name is my data?!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>44040158
Here, let me connect it...

>>44040329
Looks like they are trying to survive. Perhaps they had made someone very mad.

Anyways that is all the information I needed acolyte. Please sum it for me

I love you guys. Thanks for giving me a smile on my way to the job I hate.

>>44040585
No problem Anon, we love you too faggot

>>44038540
Bump. Someone gonna fluff this Kabal?