> Regular melta seemed little boring.
> strapped a grappling gun on it. Now I can do a Batman move.
> Still doesn't feel right.
> Oooh, I get it.
> Remove the hook, put a power fist instead.
> Now I can blast, pawnch, and grab.
> Awwww Yissss
And that's how I became a heretek, sonny.
lol spork randum teehee!
kill yourself
Guys, who let the reddit in? And no, we can't keep it.
>>44036218
did you try attaching 59 other meltas?
>>44036218
In RT our ships Top Enginseer made a clockwork warp drive.
It takes two ogryn to turn the handle and a scary as fuck probably deamonic jack jumps out of the top of the main box at the moment of warp/real translation. The ogryn live in perpetual terror of that fucking thing.
The Gellar field is just wrapping the ship in warp resistant tinfoil. Also used in psychic proofing headwear.
We live in dread of Inquisitorial/Mechanicus inspection.
>>44036218
I'd say you should cross post this into the Dungeons the Dragoning thread.
it's an idea I think they'd run with.
>>44038726
Aww, but Dad!
>>44038742
No, no, no. See, you need 60 multimeltas to kill a flyrant. That's at least 120 regular meltas.
>>44038726
I'll walk it every day, and feed it the best quality bait!
>>44038716
Sporks are clearly an example of tech-heresy. Mixing STPs up like that will only lead to your damnation you fucking heretic.
>>44039000
Technically a multimelta and regular melta do the exact same damage.
>>44040775
Anon, this isn't a thread about accuracy. It's about shitposting. Besides, trips confirm truth.
