What went wrong?
>>44031732
Everything.
>>44031749
40k in a nutshell
>>44031732
BL authors got overexcited and shat the story up, turning a simple but compelling epic into a convoluted tardfest.
>>44031732
1 He wasn't there to raise them
2should have gotten someone to be their "mom"
3 those chaotic fucks
And everything they do
>>44031732
The title of the thread sums up all that went wrong.
>>44031732
Big E had his eyes closed for the family photo.
>>44031979
He's trying not to think about the train wreck that is his family and failing
18 runes of odin
The Emperor.
>>44032015
I've seen this mentioned before. Could you explain?
TELL ME ABOUT MORTARION
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>44031732
Omegon peeking out over Alpharius' head makes me laugh every time.
>>44032239
Maybe because he enjoys the scent of his home world
not magnus
>>44032429
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A CORRUPTED PRIMARCH!
>>44031782
>>44031749
/thread
>>44032272
Does anyone else thoroughly loathe the whole "twin primarchs" deal?
Lorgar
>>44031732
one was a dindunuffin bix nood gibsmedat kill whitey, obviously
>>44033549
Considering this is the internet, I have a feeling you'll find at least one other person who has bad taste
>GET READY
>GET HYPE
>ULTIMATE PRIMARCHS POWER RANKS:
>TOP TIER:
HORUS
GUIRLYMAN
The best on both sides.
>ACTUALLY NOT STUPID TIER:
ALPHOMEGON.
IRON HANDS OF THE IRON HANDS.
BLOODGUY.
MONGOLOID.
>TEENAGE ANXIETY TIER:
KEKHUNTER
CAW CAW CAW
FULGRIM
>MENTALLY CHALLENGED / AUTIST TIER:
WOLF WOLF YIFF YIFF
MORTARION
ANGRY-ON
PERTURBADO
DORN
>DID EVERYTHING WRONG TIER:
LORGAR
MAGNUS
LION
>NIGGER TIER:
VULKAN
>>44037244
Honestly, pretty accurate. The only thing I disagree with is that Lion should be in Austist-tier. He fucked up a lot, but not nearly on the same scale as Lorgar or Magnus.
Also Vulkan in the not stupid-tier.
>>44037244
i like it
>>44036065
>implying a dislike of BL fluff is bad taste
>>44031732
The Emperor acted like a shit head and drove all his sons away.
Also giving armies of super soldiers to people who clearly didn't have the temperament or training for leading them.
