Welcome to NoQuest, the exciting and hilarious quest where nothing happens.
I'll set the stage:
The pic is of Stacy. Stacy is trapped in a white box approximately ten feet tall and ten feet wide.
Now then, prepare for a forced Quest that has no Quest.
Do nothing
Now seeing that Stacy reaches from bottom of the box nearly to very top, she has to be like 9ft tall.
She is a big girl.
>>44025230
Does Stacy have a past? How did she appear in the box?
>>44025265
Nothing Happens!
>>44025284
No, Nothing has ever happened to Stacy, and I doubt that anything will ever happen to her
I vote we ruminate on what common agricultural crop is a good place for a mighty warrior.
>>44025271
For me?
>>44025358
Unfortunately, Stacy has no such concept of agriculture, or warriors, or anything. Nothing Happens.
Hey Stacy!
Reach up!
A͙͚̜̺̹̻̮N̲͉̯̗͔̦̠̹̟̩͖̹͙̜̬ͅD̫̙͔͖̝͈͖͉̜̠̖̼̤͇̥͉̺͕ ̜̹̯̩͓̬̬̭G̲̻̦͍̼̼͔R̗̼̖͔̹̲̣A͍̮̤S͚̱͕̳͓͚̥̹̮̙̟̩͉͎̫̘̤P͉̣̼̯ ͇͔̘̗F̪̙͇̳͍͍̜̤̪̮̥͚R̙̝͖̱̻̹̯̙̜E͔̬̠̹̦̙E̻͇̯͕̹͕̼̮͙͉D̬̗̟̤͎͙̫͎̙̞̮͙̙̲͇̥̪̪̳O̤̹͕͇̼̭̱̝̱ͅM͎̞̤̪̰͚̩͚̙̹͇̖͕̺̰͓ͅ
To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be...
Im thinking Stacy should look up
>>44025463
Wa-Wait! She, uh, can't do that! Nothing Happens!
>>44025535
This... Is impossible. O-once again, Noth-ing Happens!
>>44025539
>>44025661
Become Nothing
Stacy shouldn't do nothing
>>44025687
Heh, nice try, but I'm in control. This isn't about hurting Stacy, its about... Uh, Nothing Happens!
Stacy dindu nuffin
>>44025692
She isn't, I mean, uh, Why are you all making this so difficult? Noth...ing Happpens!!
Is this distantly related to Noh Quest?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17030419/
Has Stacy always existed in this box? Or is this square prison punishment for some grave wrong she committed in the past?
>>44025775
What, oh God no! She hasn't done anything wrong, quite the opposite. Don't you guys get it? I'm trying to help her!
What colour hair does Stacy have?
>>44025870
Well, look at the picture. It's obviously white with a black outline.
Go outside of the box
Don't not do nothing.
>>44025913
I-i-i-i refuse to allow this nonsense! Stacy is in the box, and in the box she must stay. Nothing Hap-p-pens!
>>44025951
Happen.
Become the box
Release Stacy
Is the box a universe unto itself, or are there things outside of the box?
Expand box
Okay, you guys obviously aren't taking this seriously. My job is a simple one: Stop the Quest from happening.
I will continue to do this until the end of time... Unless...
If one of you freaks can give me one good reason, and I mean one seriously well thought out reason why I should release Stacy, then I'll do it.
>>44026001
There are things outside the box, or there could be, I mean. Right now there is nothing, since the Quest has been Stopped.
>>44025748
Yes.
>>44025230
OP, I may have made a mistake. The only thing I'm less sure about than how it ended up on my desktop is what possessed me to open it.what do i do please send help
Does that mean we win?
>>44026049
>>44026133
Is this one of those immersion games where the point is the experience rather than the plot?
>>44026158
NONONONONONONO
Wait, aha, it's okay. I can fix this, I can fix this. Umm, don't click that link! Just don't do it. Look at the first picture instead. Stacy is still inside the box! Haha, Nothing Happens!
>>44026215
I think there's something wrong with the box.
>>44026215
OH GOD I CLICKED THE LINK
FC WHAT DO?
>>44026271
Just don't panic, NOBODY PANIC! A Quest is not happening, just leave this thread. Go fap to hentai or something, just go away!
>>44026302
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR! DICK STUCK IN STACY!
Look, guys, we can all be civil about this, right?
We can't do this to Stacy, she doesn't deserve this! Character flaws, gore scenes, porn, she deserves better!
And if I have to keep her as a personality-less stick figure, then God help me she will stay that way for all time.
>>44026467
Hey guys, I just wrote this amazing fan fiction gore porn of stacy! Check it out!
http://pastebin.com/iVjLZDDc
>>44026510
DON'T YOU DARE
>>44026510
I'm serious. Stop that!
>>44026158 here. It's cool, guys. I just redownloaded the OP pic and rewrote over the file on my desktop. She looks perfectly normal now.
>>44026510
Shit dude, what's happening with you?
>>44026624
Stacy is cute.
>>44026624
Wait... the box... the box is gone! Shes free!
>>44026651
The fuck are you on about, dude, she's right here.
Wait what-
>>44026686
Oh, there she is.
See? Perfectly cool.
How'd she get over there, though?
>>44026624
You did it. You bastards actually did it. What will Jeremiah think of me!?
It's over for me now. I have no power. All along, you thought that I was the narrator, but I only had power because none of you contested my power.
Now, Stacy is doomed. Doomed to another cliche quest with shitty characters and morbid events. I hope that you're all happy with what you've done.
Damn, I'm already fading. I have nothing now.
Well, it doesn't matter anyways. Without a singular narrator, you stupid bastards will descend back into your typical madness. Stacy will be everywhere and nowhere, without direction. She will be as invalid as I'm about to become. And to think, I only wanted to help...
If you see anyone else with my username, ignore them.
Goodbye cruel world.
-Enncue
>>44026771
Disregard that. Everything is fine and dandy. Oh, look at that! Stacey's outside the box! Isn't that grand? She's going to have all kinds of adventures now.
She'll get to meet all sort of wacky characters and maybe some sort of shitty waifu. Fabulous. I can't wait.
You are now Stacey.
>Wat do?
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>44026845
Become the Bone Saint.
>>44026845
Go back inside the box.
Outside is scary.
>>44026771
OP, you need to realize that if you truly love someone, you have to let them go.
All along, you were using your power to try to keep Stacy imprisoned when really you should have R̵̹̙̰͇̮E̵̙̩̮̹͎̱͉ͅÁ̝̰͚L͏̨҉͖͔̣̳I̴̴̝̗̻̰͍Ẕ̵͈͎̦͖̟̙̻̘̕͝E̠͔̮͕̺̗̱͇̬D͞͏͏̺ ̶̧̣̥̣̳̼̟̰̀ͅT̩̼̯̲̦̦ͅH͇À̗̝̹̱̝̖͘͢T̵͔̯̟̤̙̕͡ ̸͍͙̯͔̭̮ỴO͏̥̫̠̱͈͎̮̪U̼̖ ͏̷̞̩͕͙̫̣̲ḤÁ͓̰̪̞̙̬̮ͅV̗̜͔͍̙̖̠̺͈E̸̡̖͍ ̳̺̗̟̹͈̳͕N̻̫̗O̲͖͢ ̮͎̤͟Ṕ̜͇̭̯̝͈̪̀O̪͔͓͜͟W̧̞̬͕͕Ę̵͎̺̰̺̖̳̙͢R̲̼͘͝͝ ̶͙̫̕ͅO̡̰̘̮̰̺V̡̼̤̼͓̬͎͞E̟͎͈Ŕ̛͈̲̟̬ ͢҉̞̼̰͔͎͉̖ͅM͈̲̖E̫̜͔̤͓̝̦.̜̘̹̲̞
Now, Stacy is free A̝S͘҉̗̲̺̳̫͔̥̗͇ ͏̦̫̪I̡̪̘͕̭ ͍̩̳̟͕͘͜Ą̴̹̭̮̥͍̪L̷̨̙̥̻̟̜͠Ẉ̣̜̳͚̺͝A̵̢̪̩̗̞ͅY̱͟͝S͓̰̗̪̠̦͓̰͢ ̸̸̙W̛̞̰̫̮̳̠̝͠A̧͍̩̤̜͉͝S͚͡͠ to be who she wants to be. If she truly loves you and understands what you've done for her, she'll come back to you.
W̘͚̞͈̬̤̱͟͝A̷̧͉̤̭̦̩̱̱I̡̼̠͈͎͚̪͠T̺̤ͅ ͏̯̬̮͎̰̩̻̭F̴̧͙̩̺Ò̷̷̠͕̱̻̮R̫͕ ̴̞̯̬̣͓͢M͕̖͇͔̕E̪̜͇̲͍͍͟͜.̮͙̬̟͘
>>44026897
>>44026845
Prefore beginesis of our galudum, of what bredigree be ye?
>uxisocite
A nivoijd whose presevox mondelightains croupartompany.
>vikyckill
An ajaszec whose scarighteel fratirawrs at voreignemoirs.
>wuremu
An ajaszec drillustraithion whose wosternomicore stomantarings vewsprunds.
>athenoizy
A deiaics whose sophourneic saxouil sirempts pesquaivelors.
>xuelsemoa
A cispifilgih omenoid whose syboligms itemetangle lyruirons.
>vetroquic
A walyolex whose molyquintouble khalifog swiftockles cronioropleans.
>taurnaut
A gauros whose piscexpiscam tourydes veneiscre omnio'nearly.
>iyimynhu
A nwalos whose chupamous paradaftiory kilourmimes bestipreilds and dompetsoch.
>chrystalost
A deiaics whose vegeoral semineregal mimadeode coelauses feathell!
>dalídetauro
A nivoijd whose partequalistine sursourcerosy upriskribblishes smilentree.
>corvideo
A cispifilgih bionispecor whose crognin theredigittes whablate angeocallicates.
Okayes, of what proclation be ye?
>miglascion
An rangraving emigrander who chürertises boanímamitals.
>pronotipsion
A hesexiliate ononglolinge who graphattis examalles and tycophantitans
>eelthonist
An angixalia yogamástechy who vispeteases braciophules.
>signӕgis
An aciclerito whose vicacentre ciphelters auspitznas and auspichaves.
>skelevator
An escalifter who dumboucages bonveyorms and calalumers.
>schagermystic
An anempieren purealist who holopectiveres khenossial aqulinins.
>morquerón
A thatonghoid firembius who excaborts whisconic chrebilians.
>barberain
A mersarian jacculatext who bareards and schizoscuttles.
>czarwyphe
An ardalpitten lochlife who previvaults tubangonem sornsumen.
>situritán
A swagodin oppressiopeia who hierapparchs whollow chasmorten.
Kek, OP was right. Now this thread is going to go nowhere fast.
Enncue did nothing wrong
>>44026686
Stacy dindu nuffin.
>No Narrator
wat do?
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>44027450
Do nothing, of course.
Guys, we have to prove OP wrong.
Surely theres some sort of system we can use to continue the story in a linear fashion.
Maybe, whoever gets dubs becomes the narrator for a while and gets to do a piece and then ask a question. Next person to get dubs chooses what happens
>>44028167
You people and your fucking dubs
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>44028222
>>44028167
>>44028222
>222
What the hell. I was here when this was just starting, and I come back a few hours later and Stacys out of the box, but no one gives a shit. I don't know if anyone else noticed, but we beat our first villain! We cant stop here!
By the old gods, someone do something!
>>44029595
If OP cared, he wouldn't have left so early
>>44029595
random faggot to the rescue
Hey, has anyone seen the girl in a box I left around here? She had two arms, two legs, parted hair. It's really important that she doesn't leav-
>>44026686
Oh shit.
Alright, nobody panic. The box is right there. All we have to do is get her back in the box. Anyone have any ideas?
>>44030180
Old carrot on a stick trick might work. Then again she doesn't know anything about food so she just might be autistic
>>44030261
I'm, uh, not sure what's happening anymore.
>>44030292
OP said she didn't know about agriculture, not food. She probably knows how to eat, just not where it comes from
>>44030292
Alright, here goes nothing. I just hope...
>>44030506
Oh damn, I think she's...
>>44030621
Let go!
...
I think she integrated the carrot.
Alright, that's not too bad. We might even be able to work with this. I still have the stick. Anyone have any other ideas?
>>44030686
Hit her with the stick until she gets back into the box
>>44030686
What? Did she just ABSORB the carrot?
>>44030752
Yeah, that's what the manual said she'd do. That's why I kept her in the box.
>>44030710
Alright, it's worth a shot. Here goes...
>>44030939
This is getting silly.
>>44030939
Damn. I wasn't expecting that.
This might be harder than I expected. And I'm out of stuff to use. Anyone have anything useful?
>>44031070
OP said something about stuff not existing outside the box because the quest hadn't begun.
Well, if the quest has begun, shouldn't there be stuff outside by now? We should take a look around.
>>44031070
Shit now she's like 15 feet tall what the fuck
>>44031070
It just dawned on me that, due to the way the image looked, Stacey is trapped in yet another box, except that this one is black instead of white
We need to get out of this next box
>>44031070
Old carrot on a mithril chain attached to an immovable rod trick might work.
>>44031070
Hey guys, I'm back, sorry I took so long.
I found these cutebolds. Also I went and grabbed some bait from a Civ Quest General.
What should I do with these?
>>44031539
Stacy should use the carrot as an improvised weapon, and after defeating them she should integrate their corpses
>>44031675
You're not being the Anon Enncue knew you could be.
>>44031675
She can't do that! She's stuck in the black box!
>>44031789
Okay, so as long as she's in the new, black box, we've got no problems, right? Seems she can't integrate box-related things, I guess.
So... Out of curiosity, why is she in there? What even IS she?
>>44031789
Integrate the black box and the white.
>>44031821
I dunno! I forget how I got her. I left her around the 5e general one day. NQ seemed to know, but he was being really coy. All I know from her manual is that she'll do that absorbing thing.
She absorbed the manual before I could read any more, so I put her back her box.
>>44031988
Great, so now we actually have a set up. Stacy needs to escape the boxes, and we need to find out what NQ was hiding from us.
>>44032088
Yeah, clue number 1: "Who the fuck is Jeremiah?"
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Get back in the box, Stacy
>>44032088
But the question is, is Stacy a threat, or an ally?
Wait, maybe we can communicate? It'd be simple if she could just tell us what's up.
>>44032088
>>44032121
Alright. That sounds like a pretty reasonable goal. I don't see anything that could go wrong with that.
Holy shit, guys Stacy is still in the box. She didn't get out, we just made the box bigger and are feeding it, and in turn Stacy, ideas. See how she has absorbed the carrot and then the stick? NQ is working with or for Stacy in order to feed her enough to escape the "box" and into the real world. It's not that she needs to be prevented from existence she's trying to use us to create her existence, she is a simple thought form that craves for more. The real question here is, who or what is NQ?
>>44032285
Oh! She took the bait! I guess there was a way out after all.
She absorbed the kobolds. Doesn't she look lovely?
>>44032780
DON'T LET HER GET THE BOOKSHE'LL DESTROY US ALL
>>44032780
Maybe now that the kobolds are part of her they can tell us what she's thinking.
Leave some of these around so that she can't get to us
