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Rolled 4 (1d9)

Okay boys it's time for a new Vault.
All posts ending in the number I roll are truths about the vault. You can remove a feature with 3 vetoes. Dubs can't be vetoed.
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Overseer is secretly a legendary deathclaw.
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You were secretly a government experiment this whole time with the powers of an anime character. You can suffer ridiculous falls and attacks as long as you make it comical, you blush an unusual amount, and you speak in a over the top japanese accent and language.
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All of the vault dwellers are Stand Users
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All of the vault dwellers are clones of chinese olympic weightlifters.
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the vault doesn't exist, it's all a dream
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>>44023791
OFF WITH A GREAT START!

Vault is Geothermal powered and is located in Yellowstone.
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The vault is made by african communists and is populated by angolans.
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>>44023679
Removing features only needs 1 Veto
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All Vault dwellers wear power armor

But its true purpose is to limit their real powers.
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The Vault is spread out over many miles, requiring the use of various vehicles to get around.
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The vault is actually above ground, only the entrance is underground.
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All of the Vault Dwellers are Sheev
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All vault dweller is dwarves but they also know over 1000 way to destroy a man's groin.
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>>44023736
Rerolling
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In addition to the usual vault-tec jumpsuits, the vault was stocked with a diverse selection of very elaborate wigs.
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All of the automated equipment in the vault requires a blood sample before they will operate.
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Vault was originally intended to research spinach -rich diet and its effects on martial arts.
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>>44023679
Everybody in the vault wears spandex and masks, they have two names: their masked alias and their secret identity.
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>>44024214
>>44024224
The spinach diet made everyone bald.
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>>44024224
There was however no spinach ever delivered to the vault.
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The vault have Västgötaspets or Swedish Vallhunds and all vault dweller know the basic of dogbreeding and taming.
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There is only one working gun in the vault.
It is wedged inside the framework of a child's cot.
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There is a massive public bathing complex in the vault, which is the vault's largest single room.
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All the vaults inhabitants are 7 and a half feet tall asians who play american football.
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All the vaults inhabitants are bodybuilders who play ping pong proffessionally.
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The Vault has an extensive underground automated farming system that provides the vault with several times the amount of food it needs.
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All dwellers are forced to undertake a sex change at the age of 16
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Everyone in the vault were kidnapped children of high ranking Chinese officials.
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>>44024244
Pffffhahahaha
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The lowest floor hold a secret fight club which meets weekly.
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The Vault has a massive Arboretum within it, several square miles in size.
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The Vault is suspended above a large underground lake, and on the Vault's lowest level the floors are made of glass to showcase the lake below.
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The vault encourages racism
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>>44023679
Population variety is approximately 1 male per 100 females, carried over genetically with minor variance.
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The Vault is at the bottom of Lake Michigan. They fish for food by opening a hole in the roof, and closing it when there's fish inside.
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There is a larger supply of dog food within the vault than there is food for human consumption.
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The vault has a space ready mother ship in its middle section.
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All inhabitants are synths
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There is a room of which no one but the overseer is allowed within, it contains staggering amounts of porn.
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There is a cow level.
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When the overseer dies, a battle of feces start in the vault. The winner is the new overseer.
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The Vault overseer was only instructed to close the door after a long series of pre-closing checks had been done. The vaults computers were all programmed not to let the door be closed until they were done.

This was to test if the inhabitants would bypass the checks to close the door before they all died.
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The Vault has many pools and baths, such that there is more room in the vault intended to be filled with water, than air.
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All the vault inhabitants look exactly like me, even the women, who look like me but with a pussy.
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>>44023679
Everyone in the vault is a sex addict.
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The vault's food has a one out of a hundred chance of being poisoned. It's not fatal but will lead a person collapsing paralyzed for several hours.
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One of the Vault Dwellers is the Emperor Of Mankind from 40k
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The only underwear in the vault is lacy black lingerie.
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>>44024211
>stand-using, power armor wearing, legendary deathclaw overseer
...well okay then.
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>>44024874
We had a perfectly good vault going, than you had to go and ruin it.
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>>44024874
Vetoing.
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>>44024901
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>>44024874
The only reason I'm not vetoing this is because vetoing is really boring. Instead, I'll say the Emperor will die in a single generation.
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The vault is composed of ancestors who had Down Syndrome. The inhabitants are whatever you want, they just don't know what is writing and had invented they own language and writings.
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The vault was used to test an amnesiac drug, with all of the information contained within the vault being a fabrication, to see if the inhabitants would retain anything from before the drug was sprayed into the vault.
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>>44024874
The problem is, that's just his name.

His parents were massive warhammer nerds and his full name is "the Emperor Of Mankind from 40k Johnson"
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The vault has a frog infestation.
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>>44025067
The vault is also composed of extra-hardcore warhammer fans.
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>>44024874
Vetoing.
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The vault has a dedicated group of women who's job is to eradicate heretics and mutants.
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The vault residents, rather than having pip boys, have cybernetic implants that preform the same job.
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Everyone has to have sex with someone their sexual orientation doesn't find attractive at least once a month. (Straight males have to fuck gay males, gay males have to fuck straight females, straight females have to fuck lesbians, lesbians have to fuck straight males)
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Deep below the vault is extremely large and secret nuclear weapon intended to destroy the planet by exploding yellowstone.

To activate it one must play Grognak & The Ruby Ruins on the overseers terminal and input a certain command.
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The vault jumpsuits were never delivered. And everyone has to make do with vault mankinis.
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>>44024874
>>44025138
Every content related to Warhammer is only a fanfiction made by the overseer.
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>>44023679
The vault is a nudists colony.
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>>44025194
The overseer has taken to replacing the names of vault residents within the computer to the names of characters from warhammer and his fanfiction of whom they most remind him.
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>>44025224
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>>44025224
Unfortunately the vault's temperature is set to uncomfortably cold levels.
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All the vault's food and water has a little bit of jet in it.
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>>44025224
Nipple pasties are freely available within the vault.
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Everybody in the vault is injected with Growth Hormone, Steroids and female HRT
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>>44025224
The overseer is who ever has been gangbanged the most.

A tally is tattooed on the inside of each participants thigh.
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Discreet cybernetic augmentations are available for free from the auto-doc.
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All of the Nuka Cola is spiked with psychojet and flavored with Brahmin Piss. It's the only thing to drink in the whole vault.
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>>44025315
It's not jet, since that was made after the vaults.

It's actually psycho.
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Drugs are utilized to cause all vault residents to have wet dreams every night.
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The overseer has to take a vow of poverty.
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Theres an annoying high pitched screeching noise being played over the loudspeaker at all times. It can only be be stopped by the Overseer constantly speaking over top of it using a microphone.
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The vault's filtration system causes the entire vault to smell mildly of rotting mackerel.
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Clothing represent poverty and slavery within the vault.
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>>44025464
Vetoing.
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The overseer is kidnapped once every six months by ninja from another vault. Bad enough dudes are sent after him six hours before his is kidnapped.
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>>44025464
No, that's stupid.
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Other than the main vault door, the vault has no doors.
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The ancestors where blind people. So there is "blind stuff" everywhere. Like Glasses, canes, dogs, braille books.
The inhabitants can also read braille.
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>>44025464
If this is a 4 then that is not the case
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The vault has no concept of property.
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>>44025224
At the same time, inhabitants are a mix of Criminal Sex-Offenders and typical nudists. The original goal was to see if previous offenders were able to live in such a situation.
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Vast quantities of anal lubricant fill most of the vaults storage.
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>>44025514
>>44025544
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The vault connects to a vast but closed cave system.

This was entirely accidental on the part of VaulTec
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The vault is run entirely by babies attached to neural readers, who have full access to all robotics and vault facilities. To keep the vault running, every 4 years they must give up a baby to the vault.
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>>44025575
Vast quantities of anal lubricant fill most of the vault's anuses.
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>>44025224
The lights don't work, rendering the entire vault perfectly dark.
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The vault's inhabitants are all genome enhanced soldiers from les infantes terribles project.
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>>44025609
The vault is connected to a vast but closed cave system, the geck was accidentally activated within it.
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All the vault's water supplies were tainted with buffout.

>>44025602
I think the doubleveto counts as two vetos, and makes it ununvetoable.
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Your standing in the vault is determined entirely by how well you can sword things.
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>>44025622
2 and 2 make 4 right?
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The vault is not in America.
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The vault's residents were selected due to their genetics indicating that they could develop psychic powers.
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One person is selected at random each year, they are tied down to a throne and slowly tortured to death over the coarse of the year. They can command any of the vault dwellers to do anything that doesn't involve violating any of the vaults core directives or is in anyway shape or form meant to stop or prevent their slow death. These orders are absolute.
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The vault is connected to a vast but closed cave system. Despite there never have been a way to the surface there is some sort of obelisk in the cave. it is carved to appear that someone is emerging from it. The cave is off limits.
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The vault's PA system is constantly playing music at a volume thats just high enough to be constantly distracting, and it only plays one song, The End by Linkin Park
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The vault contains an exceptionally large quantity of snakes
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The vault was built in a swamp.

Vault tec was unclear as to why they performed this act of dubious construction, but an anonymous source said it was to "ensure no fucking caves".
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>>44025764
It failed
The vault is connected to a vast but closed cave system, it contains several hundred miles of cave.
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>>44025747
Fuck you, that just started playing on my Pandora too, what the fuck.

Also, The vault is laid out in the shape of a dick, the head being the vault door, the shaft being a multi-floor hallway mainly for storage, and the testicles are a multi-floor system for everything else.
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>>44025747
Reroll, also it cannot be turned off by any method whatsoever. If someone is talking on the PA, the music gets louder. If someone breaks or removes the actual speaker, it is automatically when no one is looking.
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>>44025784
The caves are full of swampwater and mirelurks.
Everything is mirelurks.
Even the overseer.
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Each month on vault dweller is randomly selected to be brain washed into their own ego death, and given an ego they never previously had.
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>>44025784

>>44025764 here.

Perfect luck!


Also, the caves are used as storage by the vault dwellers.
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>>44025784
Those caves are also filled with mole people.
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>>44025784
Holy fucking shit.

The cave system has been colonized by the vault citizens. The lake is quite pretty.
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As a social experiment, the vault's drinking water is laced with crushed mentats - a lab is built into the vault nearby surface level.
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>>44025764
>>44025784
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The Vault is suit is grey and red, and instead of having a number on the chest, there is the nazi swastika. The Overseer is Hitler himself, wearing a full suit of Nazi party power armor. The inhabitants are all pure aryans, with one midget Jew who is disguised as a Mr. Handy.
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The only drink in the vault is rum.
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>>44025884
This is a nudist colony already.
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Food in this vault is both plentiful and readily available to female dwellers, but under threat of death they are not permitted to give any to the men, who must work tirelessly to farm a purposefully infertile greenhouse.

Shenanigans ensue as the women fatten up, the men slim down, and they both enevitably kill each other out of jealousy to their food and bodies respectively.
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>>44025884

Oh yes. THis is good.

All literature and information in the vault is carefully tailoured to paint a flattering picture of the Nazis.
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>>44025884
Fortunately, this is all hallucinations from the fungus from the vast but closed cave system, containing several hundred miles of cave.
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>>44025933
They just don't wear the nazi suits because they're not nazis. The overseer gets mad over PA because of this regularly, threatening suicide.
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>>44025884
Veto.
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>>44025642
and then Captain Kirk beams in looking for his ex and their love child
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>>44025954
If this is a 4 this is not so and you must leave the thread and take your magical realm with you.
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>>44025954
What the actual fuck?
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>>44025933
So they're nazi nudists, with skinny Hitler the overseer writing 40k fanfiction in his power armour that's been custom made to show off his starved body.
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>>44025884
>>44025933

Nazi bodypaint?
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>>44026014
Don't forget they are all so drunk they can't tell if they are hallucinating or not.
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>>44025954
Ehh, vetoing/amending.
Women get food on demand. Men have to exchange work credits for food. Exchange of credits and food is forbidden.

It's more a test on if the inhabitants keep to the rules, look to workarounds or just suffer through it. Plus if any interesting things happen with the food disparity.
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All the vault Residents have Medabots.
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>>44025954
Veto.
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>>44026042
While wearing flamboyant wigs and mourning the lack of spinach.
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>>44025747
reroll, but instead it switches between the Enth E Nd remix from Reanimation and the Izzo/ In The End mashup from Collision Course
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>>44026062
I vote for this amendment.
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The vault is actually staffed by twenty men, twenty women, and seventy two wigged Mr. Handys/Miss Nannys.

The Dwellers' diets are laced with a mind-dulling drug so as to suspend the disbelief. After thirty years the drugs are removed from the diet.
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>>44026062
I'm voting for the amendment/vetoing
>>44025954
However work credits can also be obtained by martial art's prowess.
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Because they're banned from eating food. The menfolk of the vault have started growing food in the caverns. Their cave sauerkraut is also mildly explosive.
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There is a large supply of chains within the vault, there is no reason for this beyond it being a shipping error.
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>>44023679
the vault was used to "protect" the staff of foreign embassys
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>>44026024>>44025194

With Hitler writing warhammer fanfictions.
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Due to a accident, all entertainment available relates to WW2 and how AMERICA destroyed the nazis.
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There is a legendary Vallhund somewhere within the cave system.
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>>44026120
Rerolling for this.
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T-pain wonders the halls of the Vault, immortal, and Irrelevant. Trapped between Life and Death, he seeks a sweet release.
The only person who can see him is a brain damaged Bruce Willis who thinks he's a 9-year-old autistic boy named Simon who underwent a face-transplant surgery and assumes the identity and physical appearance of a ruthless terrorist, who looks like Nicholas Cage.
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This guy is the head of security.
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The caves are inhabited by some Tunnelers.
The two factions are entirely comfortable with each other's presence, eipven though there is near-zero interaction.
Food placed by the Tunneler's cave section is replaced by random pre-war items. Sometimes useful, usually just junk.
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>>44025884
Did somebody say Nazi Power Armour?
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Due to a misprint, all copies of WH40K have had all instances of the word chaos with Nazi.
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>>44023679
the first head of security is the twisted nazi silence son of Goering and Himler who was captured and held in cryo by the aliens from 1960 to 2070
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All the vault dwellers look like Monty Cook
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All nazi related ideas are vetoed by Vault-Tech.
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Also connected to the cave system is a vault filled with Russians.
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Pokémon games exist as arcade cabinets, with an intranet allowing for trading between cabinets. Monochrome and a little sluggish, they are nonetheless up to date mechanically. Saved games exist on chunky punch cards slotted into the cabinet of choice.
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The vault is located in Dildo, Canada
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>>44026304
Thank you.
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Due to an accident, all food available to the vault is Chinese food.
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John Woo's disembodied brain runs the vaults PA system. Also all the vault security receive training from him, and revere him to an almost fanatical degree.
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the only hairstyle that is permitted in the vault is big drill pigtails
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Can we get a list of everything that the vault is, as of now?
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Walt Disney's severed head is the overseer.
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The vault has enough carpeting to cover every floor, yet no floor is carpeted, except the fuck corridor.
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>>44026334
Amendment. This is on every door in the vault.
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The vault is full of people, bursting with spiral Energy
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Rolled 9 (1d9)

The vault is actually two twin vaults

The second vault has Donald Trump as overseer.

The rolls that apply to trump vault are whatever I roll
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The overseer's office water is laced with psycho. He is sent emails regularly - fabricated by a basic AI - warning of impending Chinese invasion of their underground haven.
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>>44026404
>This
What?
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>>44026411
Rerolling for trump vault
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>>44026438
Rereroll, plus there is a secret door between the vaults, so that trump and hitler can make love
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>>44023679
No more rerolling.
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>>44026380
I think I have linked all of the ones that weren't vetoed, though I'm not sure if the first nazi one was fully vetoed or not.
>>44024214
>>44024224
>>44024244
>>44024264
>>44024964
>>44025194
>>44025224
>>44025764
>>44025784
>>44025884
>>44025904
>>44026014
>>44026024
>>44026304
>>44026334
>>44026404
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>>44023679
The rum is all caffeinated.
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trump vault has no walls
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In an ironic twist the residents have taken to distilling the rum to produce water.
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>>44026486
You missed >>44026384
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>>44026384
>>44026380

>>44024214 Wigs
>>44024224 Spinach
>>44024244 No spinach
>>44024264 Dogs
>>44024874 Emperor
>>44024964 Downs Syndrome
>>44025194 40k fanfic
>>44025224 Nudists
>>44025764 Swamp
>>44025784 Caves
>>44025884 Nazis
>>44025904 Rum
>>44025954 Food divide
>>44026024 Bodypaint
>>44026304 Nazi veto 1
>>44026334 Nazi veto 2
>>44026384 Disney head
>>44026404 Door thanks
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the vault dwellers are forced to follow a made up religion and are executed if they are found insinuating that the religion is not genuine or valid. Children are heavily indoctrinated into it. The overseer is the pope.
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All the inhabitants are siblings.
Genetically or Morally.
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the vault dwellers are forced to learn and only communicate in esperanto. All literature is in esperanto.
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Everyone is randomly assigned a spouse which they must form a family with.
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>>44025540
>>44026678
A fusion of that.
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The cave system has abandoned excavation equipment inside it.
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Everyone is required to have sex with everyone else on a rota basis and all children are brought up communally. Formation of family units or romantic relationships are strictly prohibited.
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There is an open war with an enclave vault in the cave tunnel system.
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>>44026556

can't contradict a previous truth unless it has been vetoed (one more veto needed to remove nazis and hence hitler)
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The hitler overseer has convinced the vault that the enclave and untermensch and that the glorious aryan vault must defeat them to acquire lebensraum.
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>>44026786
The vault overseer is the genetic lovechild of Walt Disney and Adolf Hitler.

He has issues.
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The ghost of the prophet Mohammed lurks in the shadows.
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Everyone in the vault is referred to as a serial number. Names or nicknames are strictly forbidden.
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The Enclave Vault is not sure where the vault is, but send scouts often.
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The vault is gigantic and has vast resources including equipment for expansion. The overseer's directives are to expand the population and vault size into an underground city.
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The vault society is organized by a strict caste system, with the uppermost caste being populated exclusively by 300 baboons and their progeny.

Failure to maintain the underground mango orchard beloved by the baboon overlords is punishable by being reclassified a member of the lowly mango caste and subsequently devoured.
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>>44026784
The Enclave are only interested in trying to stop seeing Hitler's anorexic dong.
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The vault has very low ceilings, forcing everyone to crawl everywhere.
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The vault has an enormous amount of housecats. As a result of which, radroaches are near unknown due to an interesting development of the housecats where they now deploy pack or pride-hunting techniques.
The cats may or may not have been subtly mutated from generations of eating irradiated critter meat.
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>>44025884
Veto
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There are two robots for every person in the vault. The robots however refuse to preform household duties.
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There is a eugenics program designed to produce a tall, intelligent ruling caste and a stupid, short slave caste.
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>>44026952

Third veto, hitler is no longer overseer. Previous comment about walt disney overseer now stands

Also, walt forces the vault to create vast numbers of animated musical films.
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>>44026952

Sorry, no 4. Still not vetoed.

Also, hitler has creepy fetishes that he forces into vault culture.
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>>44027005
Veto needs to roll a 4, why are people so whiny about this.
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>>44024964
(Everyone keeps forgetting that.)

The enclave became a matriarcal society. But every women do all the work when mens are used as breed machines.
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>>44027024
>>44027032
The op says nothing about vetos needing a 4, and reading the thread indicates that many people were thinking that you didn't.
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There are stealthy, silent mr handys hidden in compartments in the wall. Every few days, the vault lighting shuts off for about 10 minutes and the Handys come out and move objects around.
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>>44027024
We've already got malnourished guys and overfed women, in an Aryan nudist colony. What's Hilter introducing? BDSS?
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>>44027043
The OP doesn't say it because we have one of these every day and the veto rule is basically the same.

Also, every 10 days the vault is flooded with bees.
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>>44027054
Okay, turns out Hitler has a Bondage/Dominance Schutzstaffel fetish.
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The vault has cameras everywhere and screens on every wall. The screens show random feeds from around the vault.
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>>44025884
veto
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The vault is kept at 1 degree Celsius
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There is a control vault nearby distantly connected by the cave network that is nearly entirely normal. They are aware of the freaky as fuck vaultand the enclave and have no desire to make contact.
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>>44027094
All screens are covered and glued with pictures of Ainsley Harriott face.
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The vault has a president eden type AI which is friendly with everyone and acts as a counsellor. The AI actually cleverly manipulates everyone else to distrust each other.
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All the doors are standard vault doors, but hinged rather than slide up and down. This causes problems with corridor blockage and the sheer weight of the doors.
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>>44027162
Reroll / Addendum: Every year, the downs syndrome vault sends out one adult man to find the normal vault within the cave system.
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Everyone is born without legs. Even enclave members. There is no stairs however. Elevators and ramps. Even in the enclave vault.
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Everyone is grown from tanks and are born in identical twins. The twins are kept separate until the age of 18. They are taught that there is only one soul available between them and they must kill their twin to obtain it. They then face each other in gladiatorial combat on their 18th birthday.
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All the clothes are horribly uncomfortable and nudity is taboo.
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>>44027274
>>44027264
Slowclap. (as the one who brought up the down syndrome).
Also, if this is a 4. All the inhabitants slowclap missing their hands and just claping nothing except the air.
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The vault is filled with devout catholics and the overseer blames all misfortune on random people by accusing them of witchcraft.
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A group of survivors of the great war hiding in the caverns began messing with mutagenic serums and now all have snake hair and are named the Tunnel Snakes.
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The enclave members see people as objects. And objects as people.
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>>44027585
The Overseer is a basketball with a A.I. inside of it created to further it's basketball goals.
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Matt Ward is an AI that runs every minor appliance in the vault, including Showers, marital aids, computers, toasters, and babycribs.
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>>44027640
As a result of this, all conflicts in the Enclave vault are settled by "Slam Jams"
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Due to a shipping error there is also a large number of sex robots in the vault.
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>>44025884
Veto
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There are 72 pitfalls randomly littered throughout the vault's floors.
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>>44027724
>>44025194
So the overseer made a fanfiction about Matt Ward controlling a vault.
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>>44025884
Veto on swasticka and Hitler, keep the colors and bring the number back.
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Due to a hilarious accident, all contraceptives in the vault are faulty.
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The vault is actually under the sea.
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>>44027873
Why would it be by the way ?

The brotherhood of steel has settle a colony in the caverns.
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>>44024214 Wigs
>>44024224 Spinach
>>44024244 No spinach
>>44024264 Dogs
>>44024874 Emperor
>>44024964 Downs Syndrome
>>44025194 40k fanfic
>>44025224 Nudists
>>44025764 Swamp
>>44025784 Caves
>>44025884 Nazis
>>44025904 Rum
>>44025954 Food divide
>>44026024 Bodypaint
>>44026304 Nazi veto 1
>>44026334 Nazi veto 2
>>44026384 Disney head
>>44026404 Door thanks
>>44026384 Dysney overseer
>>44026784 Dwellers VS Enclave
>>44027024 Hitler fetishes
>>44027054 Hitler Bondage SS
>>44027094 Cameras & Screens
>>44027264 Down Dweller expedition
>>44027484 Catholics
>>44027724 Matt Ward fanfiction
>>44027894 Under the see
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>>44028084
>84
>4
Fuck me.
Also technically it's a nazi veto...
Can we consider the action taking place in year **84 ?
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>>44028157
Sounds good to me.
In year XX84, the reign of Ultra Hitler was overthrown and the vanilla vault suits were reinstated.
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>>44028253
Well, except no one wears them anyway, what with being nudists.
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>>44028280
Yes, but they are used as decorations for their walls, memorials of a time long past, when clothes were a must.
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>>44028297
Clothes are associated with poverty.
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Due to a clerical error, everybody in the vault is issued one sex toy.
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>>44028338
Everyone in the vault was purposely issued one sex toy.
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>>44028325
There are two swimming pools in the vault
One is filled with water for normal citizens
The other is filled with clothes for poor bastards
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The target range has mirror targets. Broken shards are melted down and reconstituted into new targets.
The vault only has laser weaponry
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>>44028388
There is no other weapons than dildo-shaped ones.
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>>44028433
You can't hide from me.

Everyone is issued a laser rifle dildo that easily holsters in their ass for active usage
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All food comes in phallic shapes.
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Everyone is told that only one child may be born in any one year, and deviations will result in death.

This rule is not actually enforced, but every effort is made to appear as though it will be.
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>>44028504
Mayonnaise is available in abundance. Mustard, ketchup, and similar condiments are not.
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The Dweller who leaves this vault and becomes the protagonist of his own game is called "The Dude".
His promo art is him organizing a bowling tournament between the BOS and Enclave.
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All the Vault Dwellers have the ability to turn into giant robots, like Micheal Jackson did in "Moon Walker"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twjUr4aB2zo
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>>44024214 Wigs
>>44024224 Spinach
>>44024244 No spinach
>>44024264 Dogs
>>44024874 Emperor
>>44024964 Downs Syndrome
>>44025194 40k fanfic
>>44025224 Nudists
>>44025764 Swamp
>>44025784 Caves
>>44025884 Nazis
>>44025904 Rum
>>44025954 Food divide
>>44026024 Bodypaint
>>44026304 Nazi veto 1
>>44026334 Nazi veto 2
>>44026384 Disney head
>>44026404 Door thanks
>>44026384 Dysney overseer
>>44026784 Dwellers VS Enclave
>>44027024 Hitler fetishes
>>44027054 Hitler Bondage SS
>>44027094 Cameras & Screens
>>44027264 Down Dweller expedition
>>44027274 No legs. No Exception.
>>44027484 Catholics
>>44027724 Matt Ward fanfiction
>>44027894 Under the see
>>44028504 Dildo food

People are lustful and procreation is the center of the Vault culture.
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The only copy of Megaman Legends 3 is in this vault.
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There are twice as many androids as there are humans.
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