>Blurb of request to be statted by /tg/
>>44020362
Why are you even posting this? Human commoners are right in the player's guide!
>>44020362
>Criticism of a a single line of greentext with an image as the OP
>owlbear stat block
>>44020362
Average guy.
>>44020362
AoS I assume?
Does move 5 sound right? Make him a 5+ 5+ with 2 attacks.
Human Commoner? I don't get it, is there something else going on?
Positive quality: Blandness
Negative quality: Dependents
He's an average dad, I'm gonna need more to go on than this, OP.
>>44020404
but that's clearly an octopus.
>>44020779
dude, you lose your glasses somewhere? That's clearly an ordinary man, probably with a loving wife and children.
>>44020779
... stop trolling.
>>44020362
That guy's got uh... and interesting haircut.
That is clearly Morgan Freeman
>>44020362
That guy looks like he needs a shave, other than that I'd say average across the board.
>>44020362
That's clearly Obama
>>44022681
>>44020362
10s across the stats. Proficient in multiple skillsers but only truly capable in two or three. Aside from being a snappy dresser this man seems otherwise unremarkable.
>>44020362
Normal human commoner. Unusually low dex sat, for some reason.
He's an octopus I tell you! an octopus!
>>44020362
His arms seem to be flailing around a bit. Maybe clumsier than most?
I dunno OP, he's really pretty ordinary looking. I'm struggling to come up with anything to actually stat beyond basic commoner.
>>44020779
Anon, you can't judge people based on how they look. That's just not cool in today's society.
>>44028841
Yeah, suuure it is. Next you're going to tell me this ISN't Kommander Harkevich, the Iron Wolf.
Human Commoner 1
Str 10
Con 10
Dex 10
Int 10
Wis 10
Cha 10
squid now
kid now
