part 1: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43906997/
part 2: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43944003/
The adventures of Colonial marine number 12672 (CMN), the big tiddied predator (BTP), lady xeno-waifu (LXW) and predalien girl (PAG) continue!
The party wakes up after a long night of sleeping. Do they:
>Continue onward on their quest?
>Stick around and do something else?
I might have needed to start this later, in hindsight...
>>43980200
Probably would have been more sensible
>>43980477
>1:00 here in the UK
>most people here at work
>most people in the USA still asleep
>no one turns up to quest
>mfw
We gonna move on or stay put then?
Seeing as no one else is going to do this for a bitthe party continues south towards where they think the ship will be. Any tales they care to share with each other while they trek?
Also, the sky seems different today...
>>43981105
Ask the ayylmaos why the sky is different. Is that a gas giant? Are we on a moon?
Since PAX is bumming a ride off LXW, have CMN swap piggyback rides with BTP as we head south.
>>43981151
>bear with me while I get drawing access
PAG will most likely ask as well...she was born yesterday
As for piggy backs.....roll d20
>>43981282
>>43980518
Get a twitter.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>43981689
"dice+1d20" in the options field not working for you either?
>>43981151
>>43981757
CMN is now semi-high on predator tits
You found a derelict ship! What do?
>>43982069
Carefully explore it. We don't want BTP or CMN getting implanted again.
>>43982069
Hahaha. Tits. I get it.
I understand that reference.
And fuck yes, check it out.
>>43982069
Also
>LXW explaining astronomy to her little sister
fukken daw
>>43982100
>you will never be stranded on an alien planet with nothing but cigars, space drugs, and a will to survive
>you will never get blitzed out of your head and engage in an ill-advised affair with a xeno drone qt
>you will never escape the hive you're trapped in with xeno drone and her big-titted sister
>you will never waifu both of them and listen to big-titty xeno explain the basic concepts of astronomy and orbital periods to her technologically-inclined little sister with a placid smile on your face
whylive.jpg
>>43982193
fuck you man I don't need this
>>43982092
>>43982088
A pair of engineers and their sentry block your way...
>>43982364
Are they doing anything like fixing the ship?
If so we should wait for them to finish.
>>43982364
>can't seduce them
D R O P P E D
R
O
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P
E
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CNM walks up to them and starts up a casual conversation. Preferably about tits.The three lovely ladies will use the distraction to sneak around the side of them, then pounce and devour them both.
>>43982364
Time to put the lewdtube to lewd use. Fire the dildos!
>>43982392
Welp, no to diplomacy, with that sentry there. Plan B?
>>43982554
We have a plasma melter and a dildo cannon, yeah?
BTP and CNM fire all weapons at the engineers, xenos sneak around the side.
>>43982554
Wait, LXW has a mech right?
Step on them. Squish them like ants.
>>43982664
>>43982583
Well that was excessive...but it worked, so whatever
>>43982934
If we weren't dead set on claiming our rightful title as Emperor of Xeno Tits, I'd almost feel bad.
Almost.
All aboard the ship! Maybe we can find another dildo launcher.
>>43982934
Have BTP lead the way on account of motion sensor.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43982934
Run in guns blazing
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>43983082
Better idea: roll in with dick out
The xenos can't resist. It is known.
>>43983094fan service first
>>43982996
>>43982976
Roll d10 to find something while exploring
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>43983514
>>43983647
You found a pistol, a set of wrist blades, a minigun for the mech (no real improvement, just looks cewl) and a 20 pack of space drugs
Continue or rest up?
>>43983798
Rest up and everyone do space drugs
Put wrist blades on your wrist blades
>>43983798
Space drug party!
Work hard, play harder.
>>43983811
No, let's save the drugs for the long wait time when we're in space.
>>43983811
>>43983890
High cam is back baby!
>>43984236
PAG can't get hiiiigh?
>>43984236
CNM Take off shoulder pads
Apply shoulder pads to LXW
Congratulations now she sorta has titties too
>>43984296
Kawainess intensifiesDisclaimer: for best results, you need to be high as fuck
>>43984515
Hug pag and tell her she is the softness
>>43984515
dying from laughter
>>43984515
Top tier
Now, let's go follow that rabbit we all are definitely seeing
>>43984515
>>43984515
Xenodrone waifu is so fucking qt I can't even process it.
After everybody's done tripping we should see what we can do about getting this ship off the ground.
>>43984694
Predalien a cuter.
Absolutely gonna have to make more of that kawaii art
>>43984550
>>43984569
>>43984515
This is fucking brilliant. You are doing God's work with this, anon.
CMN now asks a deep, philosophical, Jaden Smith-esque question as he receives a revelation from his awakened state of mind. Party gains +2 INT from discussion.
>>43984776
well we do have a predalien qt
>>43984908
With the big titties
>>43984925
Hey, don't you go reducing PAG's intricate and meaningful personality to a mere set of 'big tittles', you objectifying excuse for an ape!
>>43984959
>>43984925
To be fair they are an inherited trait...
>>43984812
Where did BTP end up? Oh nooo.
>>43985028
She thinks a rock?is an alien-rabbit-cat-fox.
What do?
>>43985144
PAG do not go snooping around alone! Something bad could happen!
Also carefully examine the notapenis.
>>43985144
Ride the penis erotically
>>43985144
Hey, OP – you stopped using your name. How will we ever identify you without a trip?!
>>43985144
PAG is an inquisitive little girl, but she knows better than to riskily risk herself on something risky. She only knows one person who has a penize, and that's CMN. Time to do some research.
>>43985241
Compare not-penize to CNM-penize. Record observations and draw conclusions.
>>43985144
RIDE IT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL
>>43985241awoops
>>43985241
>>43985344
>>43985166
She concludes that it's not a penis
>>43985235
>>43985381
after riding ityou feel like something is watching you...
>>43985480
NEW FRIEND
>>43985480
All of that riding sure made PAG hungry...
>>43985480
Very hungry indeed...
>>43985532Don't you dare.
>>43985500
N E W F R I E N D N E W F R I E N D N E W F R I E N D
It's clearly a cannon or some sort of gun. Observe the controls in front of the seat. Also, say hiseduceto the worm-snake thing.
>>43985532
>>43985500
Accept the offer?
>>43985745
Hmm... might want to bring the cookies back to our friends...
Pick him up and go back to the group.
>>43985745Fuck, forgot her hair. Don't worry, she's not balding
>>43985745
Seems legit.
>>43985745
Si senor
>>43985745
Yes, eat all but one of them and share the last one with the alien as a token of friendship.
>>43985767
>>43985760roll d20...
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>43985927
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43985927
Rolling for copulation.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>43985927
rolling for anal circumfrence
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>43985927
Rolling for turning CMN into a xeno so we can have a big non-human family.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43986022
Wow, an 18 and dubs. Now what.Rolling for cigar not going out.
>>43986037
Cigar will never EVER go out, congrats. You did a thing that was already true
>>43986037
SUCCESS. FUCKING SUCCESS. CIGAR IS CONFIRMED FOR DIVINE ARTEFACT.
>>43986037
>>43986022
>>43986037
THE CIGAR WILL OUTLIVE US ALL
>>43986037
>cigar is in fact jesus' second incarnation
>the apocalypse is upon us
>There I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast that was covered with blasphemous names and had seven heads and ten horns. ... She held a golden cup in her hand, filled with abominable things and the filth of her adulteries. The name written on her forehead was a mystery: ... the mother of prostitutes, and of the abominations of the earth.
>Then the angel said to me, “The waters you saw, where the prostitute sits, are peoples, multitudes, nations and languages. The beast and the ten horns you saw will hate the prostitute. They will bring her to ruin and leave her naked; they will eat her flesh and burn her with fire. For God has put it into their hearts to accomplish his purpose by agreeing to hand over to the beast their royal authority, until God’s words are fulfilled. The woman you saw is the great city that rules over the kings of the earth.
>it was foretold
>we did not listen
>>43985948crotch hammerpede partner is best hammerpede partner. Now with 30% extra surprise and 100% survivability. Also, censor necessary
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>43986297
Roll for uh... pleasure?
>>43986297
Xeno-babe now has prehensile penize?
I fear for the safety of CNM's backside. We'll need to put BTP on full-time butthole patrol, make sure there aren't any unwanted guests.
But hey, at least she made a friend!
>>43986297PAG can now cockvore things. And effectively has an ovipositor. And is now a futa. And is still an alien. This has so much fetish potential.I'm loving it.
Firstly, what is that on PAG's right hand, and why is CHP dripping..?
Oh, and I guess that at least one of the others heard that beautiful commotion and has come to investigate.
>>43986348
OH FUCK
>>43986348
Literally painful.
>>43986297
GATTAI
>>43986348
Nothing CHP can do can stimulate PAG without her consentyippy, no unexpected jizzing!
>>43986361
nothing in Pag's hand (that's her tail). The dripping isa lady's love
>>43986352
>>43986777
What's wrong with LXW?!
>>43986811
The xeno equivalent of an erection, my friend
>>43986811
pretty sure that's her fetish or something
>>43986777
HOWDY GUY....WHAT THE FUCK /TG/
>>43986828
>>43986830
Looks like the sisters will be having some fun together then.
>>43986777
Offer our new friend a cigar.
>>43986777
So... does CMN have a weirdboner or a not-boner?
>>43986811
She's having a nosebleed. Xenomorph blood is acid, as shown by green. It happened before, and PAG has done it too.
>>43986831
THE GREATEST QUEST IN RECENT HISTORY.
>Ask CHP what its favourite colour is.
>>43986854
FUCK NO WHO DO YOU THINK CMN IS
He has so far taken it out of his mouth ONCE, and that was to kiss LXW. CHP has done nothing to deserve such a blessing.
>>43986854
Seconded
>>43986872
Hey, not THE cigar, just one of the ones he's got with him. We learned earlier that he had a pack of them on his person, I think during the first thread.
>>43986889
Oh, in that case, do continue. I rescind my objection.
>>43986854
helicopter your new friend
>>43986931
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43986931
That sounds painful.
Rolling to see whether CHP can feel pain.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>43986931
>>43986968
Also rolling to see whether CHP's feelings are linked to LXW, excluding arousal.
>>43986931
Let's not give him a headache
>>43986854
>>43986876
>>43986900
>>43986889
>>43986902
this though...
>>43986987
Hands-down the strangest and best picture on /tg/ in recent months.
Maybe penize-thing knows how to get the ship running?
>>43987016
I just described that image without context to a friend. They are very confused. I think they are now worried for my mental health.
>>43986856
>Ask CHP what its favourite colour is.
and then >>43987016.
>>43987109
Do you know where you are right now?
Your mental health has late-stage inoperable cancer. The time for worry has long passed by.
>>43987133
The fact that I'm enjoying the hell out of this probably doesn't help the issue. Oh well,#YOLOI suppose.
>>43987109
>Ask CHP what its favourite colour is.
But, anon, CHP doesn't have any eyes!
(How on earth is it sensing things? Electric fields? Echolocation? Magic? Suspension of disbelief?)
>>43987290
The correct answer is boner magic.
>>43986856
pank and green
>>43987016
well, you now have a pilot and instructor
>>43987290We're just gonna make his face slit an impromptu eyemagic
>>43987356
SWEET. Xeno is best pseudo-hermaphrodite.
Maybe we should check the surrounding area for supplies, scavenge anything available then make way for orbit? I want tocuddleLXW in spess.
>>43987356
well if CHP can already pilot it we can use him to pilot it while PAG does other things. Multitasking!i think thats going to be the first and last time i suggest a prehensile penis drive a space ship
>>43987372
Yeah, maybe we can find some more drugs.
>>43987356
Tittyfuck time
>>43987407
This can never go wrong.
>>43987401
>i think thats going to be the first and last time i suggest a prehensile penis drive a space ship
Don't give up hope, anon. The world is a wacky and wonderful place.
>>43987372
roll d20 if you want to search further. Don't expect much though
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>43987556
ROLLING WITH THE POWER OF LEWDNESS
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>43987556
I roll to find delicious nonperishable foodstuffs.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>43987556
Rolling for tittyfuck effectiveness and hotness
>>43987571
>>43987572
Well, I guess that sorts that.
>>43987556
Does the ship have enough energy to escape into orbit, at least?
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>43987571
>>43987572
>>43987603
This is as bad as OWQ was...
>>43987608
Let's see if we can buck the trend. Rolling for the ship being fully functioning!
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>43987673
Forgot to roll 'cause I'm a dumbass.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43987673
I second this but hopefully a higher roll
Rolled 13 (1d20)
ENOUGH
>>43987793
Welp I guess not
>>43987695
Well.
>>43987793
W e l l .
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43987695
>>43987793
You're doing it wrong!
>>43987813
M8!
>>43987813
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>43987813
AWWWW YEAHH
Not gonna lie, when this quest first showed up a couple days ago, I took one look at the art and gave it a pass. Then I decided to give it another shot and just got caught up.
In short, this quest is glorious and you should feel good, OP.
CMN and CHP need to become best bros, smoke cigars, and talk about alien vaginas.
>>43987401
>>43987813
>>43987673
you VERY successfully make the jump to deep space. Now with some REAL downtime, LXW goes in for thehand hold
>>43988133
>>43988133
Where's BTP?
>>43988133
My heart is melting.
>>43988133
>UNCESORED
>>43988133Y E S S S S S S S S S S .
I-i... [whispers] how lewd
So... we gonna overthrow The Company™ and start Bad Xenomorph?
>>43988196
we are probably going to need more fire power than what we have to do that.
>>43988220
Who needs firepower when we have the POWER OF LOVE.
>>43988220
We can already fire dildos, it's just a small step up to firing alien dildos. Then we can start our own business and sell them on the interskyspacenet, or whatever the kids call it these does.
>>43988220
As >>43988240, plus a whole load of dildo launchers.
And, seriously, we've got three (and a half) gals all of whom are ace combatants, plus our wondrous colonial MARINE. And, seeing how we managed to achieve what Ripley did without even being that lucky, in the grand scheme of things, I think we're pretty much free at this point to do what we want. The power of PCs, y'know?
CMN is filled to the brim with determination!
>>43988389
Oh yes.
I think this time there should be no lewdness. Just sitting together quietly and enjoying one another's company.
>>43988389
Impregnate the marine, thats how it works right?
>>43988389
Move cigar from mouth to hand in preparation for make-out session.
>>43988415
Hell yeah. Just some holodeck sunset watching with your waifu in your arms.
I'm with >>43988415 and >>43988501. We've had a long run; time to cool down.
See you on Sunday, when we take on Wayland Yutani!
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>>43988886
Wonderful. Also, first actual words spoken in the quest, I believe.
I'll see you on Sunday.
Thanks for running OP, I'm looking forward to sunday.
>>43988886
Great quest OP, see you next time!
