Well /tg/, after the last sequence of flops, Vault-Tecs approval committee was fed to Deathclaws. So new parameters had to be made.
Roll a D20 using the Board Sticky, rolls higher than 10 are truths about the Vault, rolls of 20 cannot be retconned.
All sex is conducted anonymously through gloryholes. Nobody will ever know who, or what they are fucking.
>>43961661
Shit, i done did a bad.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>43961605
The vault is located in Toronto, Canada.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
The vault is divided into 5 social classes; slave, worker, self-made, celebrity, royalty.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>43961695
The royal quarters are by far the most opulent in the vault (possibly of any vault). However no room in the royal quarters has a door and all portals are sufficiently large to make blocking them impractical. Royalty who refuses to reside here are cast down as slaves.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
Each class has it's own segreegated section of the vault. To switch from one class to another you only need to move from one section to another.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>43961605
The vault overseer is a chinese communist who successfully infiltrated the system and appointed himself as such. He directs the vault dwellers towards chinese interests, disregarding most of the written orders he received from vault-tec.
He has introduced propaganda to the population in increasing amounts since they were first sealed in.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>43961753
That's not too bad, seems interesting enough
Ill reroll for this one
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43961740
Slaves are the most numerous, being used for jobs where life expectancy doesn't exceed 20. These include nuclear reactor repairs and other such high fatality jobs. Any slave who teaches age 20 is immediately upgraded to self-made
Rolled 3 (1d20)
The Vault is located right beside the Hollywood sign in L.A
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>43961820
The vault is located under Uluru
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43961605
one of the outer walls of the vault is falling down and will breach within the year
nobody knows about this
Rolled 10 (1d20)
The vault residents are all Stand users.
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>43961605
The vault, in addition to the human occupants, has more than thirty ghosts and other otherworldly apparitions haunting it.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>43961695
Celebrity status is determined by annual election. All non-royals are eligible for both voting and candidacy.
>>43961998
GOOD!
>>43962073
above 10, yo. 10 itself doesn't count.
>>43962127
>>43962073
Someone roll for Personas then, they are essentially the same.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43962207
The vault inhabitants are well-versed in the art of making Tulpas. But there are rules in place that limit them to having just one permanent personal Tulpa.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
The most technological piece of equipment (directly available for use by the dwellers) is a phonograph
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43961605
The vault has an arsenal of plasma weaponry
Rolled 8 (1d20)
Bad Webcomics from /co/ are the only entertainment.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
All vault residents are futa of varying body shapes and sizes.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
Anyone suggesting bad ideas is executed.
Especially anons in this thread.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
The Vault has an ongoing experiment in collective dreams, however the equipment was installed improperly so people enter into collective dreams at random, often with multiple such dreams happening to different groups of people each night.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
The God Emporer of Mankind from 40K is inside the vault, posing as a normal dude, and waiting to reclaim the world.
>>43962304
>>43962292
>>43962222
>>43962047
>>43961998
>>43961661
You are all executed.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43961605
Due to genetic manipulation and embryonic tampering all vault residents aside from the first generation never look to be older then 12.
The first generation is partially deified as "The Old Ones."
New Old Ones sometime appear due to the passed on tampering not taking old and are regarded as wise guides to the population of the vault.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43962300
Vetoed
Rolled 15 (1d20)
The people in the vault are Bane and CIA.
>>43962292
I can work with this.
>>43962317
Wait. Just to clarify. Are all low rolls considered bad idea's are are you saying those low rolls all happen to be bad ideas.
>>43962333
Now we're getting somewhere.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
All of the sugar bowls are filled with salt and all the salt shakers filled with pepper
Rolled 12 (1d20)
All the vault residents are as powerful as One Punch Man.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>43962333
>>43962336
>>43962363
12yr old looking Banes and CIAs running around who are all as strong as One Punch Man? This is both horrifying and hilarious
>>43962349
You sick fuck! Vetoing!
I want to stock the vault with McRibs.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>43962385
Fuck your veto
The vault is set to automatically open after a predetermined number of births, instead of a predetermined time.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43962454
The counter is set at 20 trillion but the vault is also stocked with a never ending supply of Power Thirst.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43962454
The vault will only open to the command of "Open sesame"
>>43962406
Hah! I won!
>>43962496
fuka u chiken
Rolled 3 (1d20)
None of the original entrees into the vault shared a language with anyone other than their own families.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
Micropiglets stalk the lower levels. Beware!
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>43962363
Before he started his training regiment.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
Thanks to a set of hypnotic suggestions in some of the many holotapes that were left in the vault's entertainment archive, all of the residents have forgotten there even was a world outside the vault they live in. They think the vault door is just some strange special wall, nothing else.
The only literature beyond basic learning materials in the vault is a large number of copies of Das kapital, mein kampf and wealth of nations.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
Everyone has to wear a groucho marx disguise all the time.
On pain of death.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
The vault has a portal to some eldritch monster hidden somewhere in it. This has greatly affected the mental health of the residents.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43962560
Shyeah, into perfectly healthy and particularly unshakeable sort! Along with total immunity to mental illnesses, depression, hypnosis, and any other mind-altering substances.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
Door locks automatically release randomly between 30 seconds and 8 hours after locked.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>43961605
>telling people how to roll dice
>not expecting them to know already
>>43962336
They weren't allowed to bring friends
Rolled 17 (1d20)
The Overseer is Satan trapped in a slab of obsidian. He projects images of an elderly man through the vaults monitors when he makes announcements to keep up the facade.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43962333
>>43962336
>>43962363
>>43962549
Jewish 12 year old CIAs and Banes? The society could run on passive aggression alone based on how much there is.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43961605
The vault has no water, only infinate Mountain Dew.
what is the final monstrosity is going to be? We can only guess.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
This vault is one of the few (if not the only one) that was built with no ulterior motive, normal and with the goal to repopulate the earth afterwards, nothing else.
A lottery is held at new years and the winner is gang raped for 24 hours by all the Banes.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43965037
I fucked up, can I reroll?
Rolled 6 (1d20)
70% of the vault is flooded, swimwear is mandatory
>>43964799
they fucked that up then.
>>43961605
dice+1d20
No bullying allowed. The old ones enforce this rule via corporal punishment on everyone else.
actually rolling for that
Rolled 1 (1d20)
I'm a dumbass
Rolled 13 (1d20)
All females brought up as CIA by automated systems
All males brought up as banes by automated systems
females run everything and keep Banes in jail but are conditioned to be corrupt tyrants. They are armed with stun guns and other non lethal weaponry.
Male Banes are conditioned to "purify" the vault and are taught escape artistry, crazy kung fu and peerless monologue abilities.
Old ones are identified at birth and brought up to be batmen/batwomen in a secret vault section full of state of the art combat simulators and non lethal gear. They are conditioned to secretly punish the corrupt CIA and lock the rampaging Banes back in Jail while keeping their lair a secret.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
The Banes can use their peerless monologue abilities to do a mean acapella.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
All that is available for entertainment is WW2 Movies and books about WW2.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
At random times sercuritrons will come and purge the vault.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
There are dogs and cats inside the vault.
>>43968535
>harem vaults
i guess the banes are big guys
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>43969210
All residents are allergic to dogs and/or cats.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>43961605
The vault explodes immediately and this thread is done
>>43969740
well fuck
>>43969740
Uuuuh no.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43969740
no fun is allowed
>>43968280
AND you rolled a 1
>>43969532
So what you're saying is, they're not the residents' friends. They came in for free.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
The only food available in the vault is burgers.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
Due to clerical errors all vault jumpsuits have been replaced by microbikinis and banana hammocks.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
All the vault dwellers are Force Sensitive
Rolled 8 (1d20)
the entire vault communicates only by using a mixture of break dancing and martial arts
Stop That. This thread is getting very silly.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
The only available food is bull penis.
>>43971511
Can't override a nat 20. Only food in the vault is burgers.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43964799
veto that shit
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>43961605
Women outnumber men 100 to 1.
>>43971511
>>43972089
Who's to say that the burger meat isn't made from bull penis meat?
Rolled 5 (1d20)
The vault is all just an experiment being preformed on OP's mind by some 1st year uni kids. The bombs never dropped, the vault dwellers never arrived, hell the vault itself was never built outside of a small model that OP may have sketched in his free time. The simulation goes on for a week, but inside OP's mind 50 years will have gone by. Every bit of suffering inflicted upon the inhabits of vault /tg/ was only ever truly inflicted upon OP's mind. Upon leaving the simulation he will experience everything (including but not limited to: blunt force trauma, pangs of hunger, penetrative interaction, burst of emotion,taste) that the vault inhabitants experienced over the course of those 50 years all at once. The support team will ensure his body survives the ordeal. OP will then be free to shit post on his home boards again.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
THE VAULT IS IN SPACE!
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43975356
every fucking time. Veto
>>43975934
Welp, it's official. The vault is in Veto, Alabama.
