>party of 8
>everyone is a massive weeaboo
>dm has great fucking idea
>everyone needs to roll a cliche'd anime character stereotype
>8 fucking people
>only one left is the trap
>mfw i have to crossdress to take part in campaign
Also, D&D greentext thread.
>>43958397
This is when you come in playing as a weaboo in character
Or better yet, a westaboo
>>43958397
fuck off
>>43958397
Anon, just because your character is a trap doesn't mean you have to go CD.
Just like crossplayers don't have to get GRS in order to play their character.
I'd find that awkward because it's literally my fetish, and I generally try to keep that outside of games.
>>43958397
>things that never happened
Why did you make this post.
Why did you make this thread.
Did you think it would be amusing.
It's just sort of pathetic to see that this is the stuff you think about.
The thoughts you chose to display make you look stupid and ridiculous.
>>43958435
tell that to our DM
If your GM is pushing that hard to get you in a skirt you might want to ask if he has any ulterior motives.
>>43958481
Yeah, I feel like this whole setup was just to force someone to play a trap. The same number of players and choices with no duplicates allowed means he's guaranteed to have a trap player.
Hey, OP, what are the other, taken options?
>>43958447
I think OP's pic's expression perfectly captures why he posted.
>>43958447
Finally. Words right out of my mouth.
Keep that shit in /b/ or /v/.
I don't understand. is it a larp or something? is this a besm larp?
does besm even support traps, that archtype is relatively new, and i think BESM predates it's popularity.
well, i guess guilty gear x2 was 2002, so maybe.
what even are eight animu archtypes aside from trap anyway?
>party of 8
stopped reading after that.
anything over 6 is either handled by two DMs or I ain't dealing with that clusterfuck.
>>43958955
actually, thinking about it harder, guilty gear has more than 8 characters. there must have been a non-trap archtype to take there. if guilty gear can do it, you can too. I can't imagine both potemkin and zappa are taken.
come to think about it, there are more tropes for girl characters than guys. if you have to be the trap, doesnt that imply that several other players have to be girls? if a third of the table is crossdressing, it pretty much cant be embarrassing at that point.
>>43958397
And this is bad because___?___
>>43958397
Kuudere
Dandere
Himedere
Tsundere
Yandere
Yangire
Hotblooded
Intelligent Glasses
Otherworldly White Haired character
Trap
Reverse Trap
Fujoshi bestfriend who internally freaks out about BOYS LOVE
Filth Otaku scumbag
Smug and Scheming yet likable troll
MILF
Literally just browse TV Tropes or something, you have no excuse.
>>43958934
Don't forget /trash/, where this topic ACTUALLY belongs.
>>43958425
>>43958447
>>43958934
>>43960055
Why do you anons even bother? It's on-topic and not particularly unusual for this board. If you don't care about it, then don't talk about it; just move on with the threads that you DO care about. Are you just buttmad because your thread got 404'd? Maybe I'm just too new to be used to it, but this reaction seems absurdly disproportionate.
>>43958397
Just leave the game.
>>43961070
Because you need to know exactly how pathetic you are. Shit, man - People have fantasies of being Superman, or crushing the thrones of the world beneath their feet. Or fucking a drow maiden in black leather. Or at least being the biggest edgelord ever, as feared for his capricious antiheroism as his lethal skill with his katana.
But no, your greatest fantasy is to play as a crossdresser in an RPG. Have some self-awareness, man. Please.
If you're not the OP, you're still a faggot for encouraging him.
>>43958397
>>only one left is the trap
>>mfw i have to crossdress to take part in campaign
I don't see the problem
>>43961122
not op, and thanks. rood dubs check'd ',:)
>>43958397
And the problem is?
>>43958397
>D&D
you are worse
>>43959592
Are we listing our fetishes now?
>>43961097
>implying he doesn't secretly want to play a trap like the cute little faggot he is
>>43958397
Surely there are more than 8 non-trap tropes?
>>43958397
OP, can I give you a little advice?
GET OUT OF THAT GROUP IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH.
>>43967663
it doesn't exactly sound like he hates it
>>43958397
If you want to reign in the group you could always volunteer to DM.
>>43959592
>Yandere
>in the same party with other girls
>Yangire
>in the same party with other people
I mean, what could go wrong.
Also, you missed:
Musclegirl
Tomboy
Yanki
Maid
Dominatrix
Sadist
Witch
Shapeshifter
obviously there might be some overlap - Tsundere Musclegirl Maid sounds like winning combination
>>43967808
Since I don't speak chinaman, I don't know if this has been covered, but what about furfag/anthro character? Seems pretty anime to me
Also is "crazy hair" a trope or just an accessory for any given weeb char?
>>43967857
f/a/g here and it's a character design thing, not its own trope
>>43961143
Good taste!
>tfw I've crossdressed for cosplay and couldn't care less
>>43958397
> there was a necromancer in a temple
> sitting and praying to his gods
> surrounded by snake statues
> we go to him and talk with him
> we want to go through the other door
> he says no and kicks us out
> inb4 babarian 9 int
> dress myself up as a stone statue of a snake
> friends carry a naked dwarf on a plate inside
> dwarf is convinced he looks like a snake statue
we all laughed bc i rolled a nat 20
>>43958568
i have a feeling it didn't happen and he just wants to talk about his magical realm
>>43958397
Do pic related. Everyone but you and the DM will think it's a trap, but she is actually a girl who pretends to be a boy because she was worried she'd be too bland for anyone to like her otherwise.
>>43958397
Accept your fetish you cute faggot
>>43959592
forgot the "Genki" archetype
