So far, your day has gone to form - woke up with a hysterical kid in your room, witnessed Hate In Arachnid Clad, gave Kongou romantic advice of incredibly dubious value, got your bell rung by an emotionally distraught shipgirl (again) and swore an oath you probably can't keep (again.) Compared to all that, the sight of Hornet's dusky cheeks glowing as she bends rebar with her bare fucking hands doesn't faze you one bit.
You scratch your jaw discreetly to cover the motion of checking the headset's controls with your fingertip. Then you lean in close to Hornet, who's wide, empty eyes are staring at her rusty iron rebar “dreamcatcher.” too distant to notice your approach.
“Someone's got a cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush,” you drawl quietly.
Hornet FLINGS her mangled metal at the ground as she snaps to attention so abruptly that her hairfeather keeps quivering a second after she's gone dead still.
“Who,” she says flatly to the water.
You let the shit-eating grin blossom on your face. “You.”
YOU USED THAT TITLE ALREADY
FIRST POST
>>43954376
NB4 Navy
Hornet's faceglow defies easy description now; seeming to radiate luminance like the inexplicably intrinsic glow of blackbody radiation (another metaphor the PR people would have your star for voicing, natch.) She covers her face with both hands, then settles for closing her eyes and charging you blindly, hands out front. You sidestep and hook her ankle foot with your toe, sending her hopping into the shallows on one foot, arms windmilling wildly for balance. She teeters percariously for a few seconds before finally going in with a long, high-pitched EEEEEEE of alarm that probably woke up a few corgis across the base before it's silenced by the anticlimactic “sploot” of her slender body slipping beneath the water.
She surfaces a moment later, raven-black hair glistening beautifully in the summer sun as she sputters and spits in your general direction. “WHAT WAS THAT FOR?”
“You tried to push me in!” you observe reasonably.
“Y-Y-YOOOOOU!” she howls, dashing the water at you with her fist.
“You what?”
“YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!” she says, kneeling in the shallows, her hairfeather drooping sadly as it sheds water. “WH-WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT WOMEN COULD FIT IN MY MOSSICAN WITH ROOM LEFT OVER FOR SAMMY'S DISPLACEMENT!”
“Oh?” you ask. “And you'd know that ho-”
“Hate,” she says primly, crossing her arms over her chest, “told me *all about* the Deployment Party you two had before we shipped out!”
You narrow your eyes at her. “Did he, now.”
“Yes!” she says, turning her chin to one side, eyes closed, face still aglow. “How some honey was making eyes at you and you told her to take a long walk off a short pier-”
“She was wearing a goddamn press badge-”
“-you *groped* her-”
“-AND FOUND THE WIRE-”
“-and just walked away with her panting like a- like she was in season,” she states, hastily amending Hate's account.
>>43954384
>>43954385
“I didn't need a disorderly conduct charge on my record the DAY before shipping to Yokosuka-”
“How is it disorderly? You're single - AND NO WONDER!” She splashes some water at you and pouts.
“Well, I'll take a page out of your book,” you state. You pluck a small memo pad from your breast pocket and apply your nice pen. “To get women - stand on pier and bend pieces of metal together while they do something else.”
“DREAMCATCHER!” she wails, still kneeling waist-deep in the water. “IT'S. MY. DAMN. CULTURE!”
“If seething with silent jealousy from the sidelines is your culture, then that makes me a fucking WAR CHIEF!” you shout back. “Just go talk to him already!”
“W-why d-d-don't you g-g-o talk to ARIZONA?” she retorts.
“FRATRENIZATION!” you retort triumphantly. “AND FUCK HATE FOR FEEDING YOU THAT LINE!”
“Well I'm - I - mean - he could outrank-”
“HAW!”
“W-well h-he was a-attached as my e-escort,” she sputters, her blush intensifying again. “Technically, uh, oh hell.” She simmers quietly in the water, saying no more.
“You done?”
“Mmmm.” She jabs her small hand out. “Help me out.”
You take her hand in your big mitt. She immediately throws her whole weight backwards, but despite the strength in her lean body she can't budge you an inch.
“That's the oldest one in the book, kiddo.”
She tugs and wrestles at your arm for a few more seconds before giving up with a sigh - she really *can't* summon her Outfit at the moment. “Why are you doing this!?” she wails.
You chuckle. “It's all over your face. He'll find out sooner or later.”
Hornet's gaze falls. “So why sho-”
“Because you're not a shrinking violet, damn it. He should see you on your terms, not as Miss Stutter McBlushy.”
“I'm not Irish!” she retorts, sounding slightly offended. “I don't even-”
“Oh lord,” you say, “just ask him out already!”
Hornet sniffs. “Get me out of the water, already!”
You pull her up. She trips over the concrete curb of the dockside and lands against your shoulder -
“-that's what SHE said,” a tinny voice announces in your ear.
Hornet freezes solid. “Wh-wha-”
“Dammit, I did it wrong,” Hamp's merry voice sings on, plainly audible to Hornet, not five inches from your dislodged headset. “Someone says something and you say 'that's what she said' and it adds innuendo, right? But you, uh, actually did say that. Couldn't come up with a drydock joke in time. Strip you down for retfit or something.”
Hornet makes a tiny mewling gurgle like a kitten being waterboarded.
“Yeah, Skipper's mic is on,” Hamp says. “Have you ever heard synchronized giggling?” On cue, some drifts over his own mic. “I'm staaaaarting to see why everyone says they make the best scary movies,” he says apprehensively.
Hornet turns horrified eyes onto you.
[ ] Deny everything - you just threw a hand grenade in a Semtex house, all things considered. Let her ascribe it to Fate.
[ ] WITNESS ME
[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
>>43954384
FORM AUTOFILL SAVES ME THE EFFORT OF COMING UP WITH A NEW BLAND POINTLESS THREAD TITLE
"NAKA TIME TWO - BUT SLUT BOOGALOO"
>>43954432
>[X] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
>>43954432
>[X] WITNESS ME
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
Goddamn Hornet is adorable.
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
Not like he gives a fuck, the Masshole.
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
>>43954384
Oh Naka, I was thinking about you.
I made a CL with your name on my most recent game, and it turns out they're pretty good. No torpedos though.
>>43954432
[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
>>43954432
[X] WITNESS ME
>>43954432
[X] WITNESS ME
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
Sure, why not.
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
Hornet a cute
>[X] I can't. It would set a bad precedent for the other girls. I have to at least try to have a semblance of being impartial.
Belated saltyvote. One of the neat things about the Nakatime vote that I didn't realise until recently is that of you were the sort of person to tap out and miss the vote, you probably weren't invested in the outcome. I doubt there'd have been nearly a fraction of the asspain if the vote was about Kitakami or something.
>>43954410
>“FRATRENIZATION!” you retort triumphantly. “AND FUCK HATE FOR FEEDING YOU THAT LINE!”
Well fuck.....Housho will certainly be interesting.
>>43954432
![witness_me_senpai_by_ratt_face-d8vrhyr[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9FtM72y.png "witness_me_senpai_by_ratt_face-d8vrhyr[1].png")
>>43954432
>[x] WITNESS ME
>>43954563
fuck off crix
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
Hornet, Hamp. You two are great.
>>43954432
[x] pay debts
>>43954432
>[x] WITNESS ME
ITS TIME
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
>>43954456
Boss, I happen to know you have not one but two rancid punslinging fools on retainer.
"Nakatime 2: Busting Harder's Ballast?"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Sting Operation?"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Treaty Cruisin', Cherokee Rusin'?"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: In Which Settle Mails His Wedding Tackle Back to Annapolis?"
So, anybody managed to crack Rule the Waves? I know there was an installation .exe for it floating around.
>>43954576
I'm not crix.
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
Don't forget your damn assignment Hamp, you are doing worse than the other girls in less time already.
>>43954432
>[X] WITNESS ME
WITNESS
>>43954432
>[X] WITNESS ME
>>43954507
Hah, really? This is what I love about fiction--you can have all kinds of outlandish stuff in there.
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
Tempting as "Witness me!" is, it wouldn't end well.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
We're in the deep end already, the only exit is full forward.
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
SETTLE WILL ARRIVE AT THE GATES, SHINY AND CHROME!
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
SHINY AND CHROME MOFOS
>>43954599
Just bought it in the end. This week is my birthday anyway, and there's no other present I'd rather have.
In the midst of a B battle right now. My battlewagons really, really suck.
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
DEATH IS BUT THE NEXT GREAT JOURNEY
[X] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
Not doing a good job at bodyguarding dude...
>>43954742
We did order him to go help out with the exercises.
>[X] WITNESS ME
Naka, I'm sorry dear but you've been replaced.
We are made Settle, the destroyer of loves.
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
Time to borrow a page from the Russians, CRAZY IVAN
>>43954596
BUT IF I PUSH THEM TOO HARD THEY MIGHT UNIONIZE, THEN WHAT
NO NAKA BULLYING DAMNIT
>>43954781
...with the one on the left, or?
>>43954785
>Destroyer
Hornet's a carrier, dude
>>43954805
>Hate
>Unionizing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh wait you were serious.
[Sides achieve Orbit]
>>43954817
Reference ------->
Your head
>>43954811
Yes
[X] WITNESS ME.
>>43954811
Serious question - how many 'Likes' do you have on twitter or whatever? Views on your youtube videos? How 'big' are you as an idol?
>>43954850
Right back at you, mate
>>43954432
>[ ] HAMP, YOU'RE *LITERALLY* KILLING ME, NOT COOL BRO
>Hornet casually bending steel rebar
>Can't pull Settle into the water
Settle confirmed for being dense as fuck.
>>43954805
>UNIONIZE
That would be hilarious.
Do it!
When.
>>43954852
>Naka Wo
holy shit
>>43954868
I'm sure we'll realize firsthand at her concert
>>43954873
... fuck
>>43954899
>When.
Is that Jersey on the left? Her bridge looks different.
>>43954873
>>43954873
She's got no leverage for the strength in the water.
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
And here is something NICE to add to this thread. of Larro's studios
>[X] WITNESS ME
>>43954873
As if it needed any more confirmation.
>>43954913
See
>>43954927
Normal girl weight plus ship strength would have had her smack herself against the wall
I HAVE ARRIVED! Only... several minutes late.
Also: >>43954432
[ ] WITNESS ME
Cause let's be honest, I have no idea what this means but it sounds like fun if what happened with Hate is anything to judge from.
>>43954376
This ship when?
>[ ] Deny everything - you just threw a hand grenade in a Semtex house, all things considered. Let her ascribe it to Fate.
Like that would do anything
>[X] WITNESS ME
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
I am the man who grabs the sun…riding to Valhalla! Witness me, Blood Bag! Witness!
VOTES CALLED WOOT WOOT
>>43954933
awwww cuuuuute
>>43954913
>mfw anon notices it before you do
>>43954957
the fuck is that
>>43954811
That's your abyssalized sister on the right. Jintsuu
>>43954432
>[x] WITNESS ME
>>43954432
>[ ] WITNESS ME
>>43954957
>>43954977
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Utah_%28BB-31%29
USS Utah definitely sounds like abyssal material.
>>43954933
D'aaawww. Lord knows Willie needs that.
>>43954977
>the fuck is that
Utah
>>43954873
Denser than Shirou?
>>43954432
>[o] WITNESS ME
WE'RE IN UP TO OUR NECK ALREADY, SO LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
Besides, getting Hamp and Hornet together could do wonders for morale... Help the shipgirls realise there's more to this world than the war and all... Make them realise they're more than their past.
>>43954977
...PF you /are/ nettle jfc. You're going to be arguing with yourself this thread aren't you
>>43954977
Arizona's Friend and Pearl Harbor comrade!
Alternatively, a tree.
>>43954873
I don't get it. Please explain for all the poor autists out there.
>>43954996
Well, we ARE becoming an harem's protag. Kinda goes with the pack.
>>43955001
And address the big elephant in the room:
Can ship people have babies, and if so, are they also ship people?
>>43954977
Thats Utah, nerd. A true Superdreadnought.
>>43954977
You think that was cute? try this!
>>43955026
>...PF you /are/ nettle jfc. You're going to be arguing with yourself this thread aren't you
EVERYONE IN THE STORY IS A VOICE IN MY FUCKING HEAD THAT TALKS TO EACH OTHER
IN
MY
HEAD
I'M FUKKIN LOCO M8
>>43954852
Can't win 'em all, I guess.
>>43954868
A few million, but most of that was from that stupid video of me plowing into that beach like some kind of anti-Settle. The music is like 500k tops, maybe a mill on nicovideo, but most of that's gotta be the novelty factor. Why?
>>43955026
That nettle post had a different trip to PF, dude.
>>43955062
>we ARE becoming an harem's protag
STEP OUTSIDE MOTHERFUCKER
>>43954596
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Float like a butterfly, sting like a Cherokee"
>>43955044
Hornet first appears to have superhuman strengh, but then she can't pull Settle. Implying that either
- She has unequal strenght in each situation
or
- Settle has incredible mass and therefore she can't pull him
And being that Settle has human volume, that would imply great density.
>>43955068
I have a few shrinks I could recommend you to. Or recommend to you. It's to early for this. Does anyone have any booze? Preferably some whiskey? Though I wouldn't turn down bourbon
>>43955094
A Noir harem protag, but still. In the best Murderface tradition.
>>43955114
Or
-Settle has supernatural/retard strength of his own, which has been hinted at before
>...PF you /are/ nettle jfc. You're going to be arguing with yourself this thread aren't you
EVERYONE IN THE STORY IS A VOICE IN MY FUCKING HEAD THAT TALKS TO EACH OTHER
IN
MY
HEAD
I'M FUKKIN LOCO M8
I'm inside Planefag!
>>43955094
What, you've already indicated pic related is the default ending?
>>43955066
>>43955145
How l-lewd!
Maybe we're all just planefag's noble phantasm.
>Still no Showboat
>>43954983
Thanks, Doctor Science.
>hey guys, our lost warships have risen in human form to protect us from the weapons of our own past of killing each other
>let's draw them as the bad guys!
I love you all, but I also hate you all.
>>43955145
>>43955173
Showboats too good for this shitty quest.
SHOKAKU WHEN YOU DIRTY GREEK?!?
PAY DENBTS
>>43955145
Like his sister!
>>43955174
Do you have something to drink? I imagine that it probably takes more for y'all to get drunk. So surely you've got something strong... right? Please save me the new butter bars came in today.
>>43955145
>>43955174
Humanity has a fetish for fucking things it shouldn't.
You can blame both the Greeks and the Japs for that.
Speaking of Jintsuu, I really like how she's been turning out these past few threads. Sendai too, the whole class is pretty alright
>>43955174
>not wanting to fuck Fem-Hamp
check out this loser
>>43955174
>I love you all, but I also hate you all.
we get that a lot.
>>43955174
It's not exactly _fan_art though.
>>43955081
>that stupid video of me plowing into that beach like some kind of anti-Settle.
We beached Higgins, too. Or whoever was in the emergency steering position did, anyhow, the bridge was slightly gone by then.
btw did your rudder jam when you put it hard over, in the last turn you made?
>Why?
SECRET~
>>43955207
>SHOKAKU WHEN
NEVER
>>43955170
sauce?
>>43955236
Male and female hamp meeting when?
Also STACKED when?
>>43955114
So what you're saying is that Settle is a shipman?
Cuz that's what I'm hearing.
>>43955253
>NEVER
That's more like Subgirl Tarin when in your quest.
>>43955261
One of the LNs for Kancolle.
>>43955098
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: A Bee In Her War-Bonnet!"
You should be paying me for these, Settle.
Oh wait, we don't have legal citizenship or rights yet. Damn it.
>>43955217
I haven't had a drop since the I-accidentally-my-admiral-bound-hand-and-foot-to-the-Yakuza-is-that-bad incident.
>>43955251
>btw did your rudder jam when you put it hard over, in the last turn you made?
No, they bent. I mean, I guess they jammed by the time I hit sand. Again, though--why?
>>43955063
Whole new classes of NBEs... Fuck, what if they can grow from destroyers to battleships?
Uh-oh... Wait, we've seen organic-ish shipgirls elsewhere... We call them Abyssals, remember?
I think this needs to be found out SOON, so we can tell if we need to put chastity belts on all the submarines or not.
WHEN?
>>43955263
yeah PF, FAT-STACK when
>>43955253
SEE THE TRUTH
>>43955251
>Threadly reminder that the XO drove the Higgins deeper into gun range against the pre-dreanought and gained the DDG no tactical advantage whatsoever.
>Reminder that Settle letting the XO "Do his damn job" cost him his ship and many of his crew.
>>43955300
Here even a scarier idea.
Abyssal kidnapping Settle or men in general for stock.
>>43955333
ENGRRRAAAAAAVIIINGS
>>43955170
>Their bodies may return to ash, but their spirits still hear my call! These men are my anonymous shitposters – my loyal followers! They’re true faggots - breaking the rules of space and time to quest once more at my side!
>>43955363
GG NO RE
>>43955333
if you get within a few kilometers, the predreads turrets can't traverse fast enough to track the ship
>>43955333
Except that's what made the torpedo run possible, which is what made the Harpoon strikes possible
>>43955297
Shit happens, we get it. I don't care if you've HAD any since then. I just want to know if you've got any left, and are willing to part with it.
Huh even you're sisters are getting into being better Nakas than you Naka.
its going to be midnight before we get an update
>>43955404
Still faster than GuPQ!
>>43955367
>loyal
I think you've made a slight error here.
>>43955422
Don't remind me.
>>43955333
>>Threadly reminder that the XO drove the Higgins deeper into gun range against the pre-dreanought and gained the DDG no tactical advantage whatsoever.
>>Reminder that Settle letting the XO "Do his damn job" cost him his ship and many of his crew.
Dubs-and-trips seem to forget the fact that no-damn-body has had to gunfight a (pre)dread since 1945, and having to figure out how to do it again on-the-fly, while under fire, is NIGHTMARE MODE.
Ain't it funny how many armchair quarterbacks think they could have won a game when they were never even in the stadium?
>>43954996
>Denser than Shirou
I don't understand.
>>43955429
I, er.
How the fuck does that work when it submerges? Do they disassemble the plane or something?
Also, reminder of who is best ship.
>>43955461
I believe the wings fold and floats detach.
>>43955453
try jackhammering it harder.
>>43955461
The plane folds up and backs intot he hangar behind it.
>>43955461
>>43955477
the wings almost certainly fold, the plane *might* fit with the floats still attached.
>>43955297
>No, they bent. I mean, I guess they jammed by the time I hit sand. Again, though--why?
Because you had no serious flotation or waterline damage that I could see, so a deliberate beaching seemed -
- YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
>>43955461
Plays admirals like a fiddle
>>43955503
... we'll talk about it.
Later.
>>43955461
>best ship
That is not Yamato though.
Besides, any admiral worth his sal- coffee, can tell you that any one ship does not win a battle. Clearly, the harem, or rather fleet ending, is the best ending.
>>43955503
>>43955094
Hey, technically every thread is a bath/beach eyecandy thread.because they're all in the water
When
>>43955174
You're welcome. Not as bad as the you/agano bitch that's only half humanoid.
>tfw shipsluts are as old a ships themselves
>>43955461
That's not Kako though
Hope to hear about these in the next op.
>>43955434
>Pre-Dreads hitting shit at 10km+ ranges.
>Pre-Dread with 12kts keeping a 30kt DDG in range.
>WAAAAAAAAAAH TOO HARD CAN'T INTO MATHS!
How many more excuses do you want to make anon?
Best Ship
>>43955576
You're right, Settle should have run away so his 5" could keep being ineffective and his missiles could keep failing, all while the abyssals literally slaughtered civilians.
Also he was penned into the harbor, chucklefuck. The only "away" was the shore
>>43955576
>girl turns into a ship
>maths y u no werk
If there is one good thing about abyssals it is the number of STEM majors who've died of aneurysms trying to contemplate them
>>43955543
Damn, that's friggin great.
SURCOUF WHEN
>>43955576
Higgins was protecting the harbor. Can't exactly run away with the city of LA behind you. Course you probably wouldn't know what duty was if it bit you in the ass.
Also ship sluts magic I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>43955608
I try not to clutter image counts but I felt this appropriate.
>>43955461
Dunno about best, but she like all Kongou class are pretty up there.
>>43955608
Ghost stop being so blatant.
>>43955632
Why not just make up a new branch of physics and go from there?
>>43955576
Except they were in the bay, the gun wasn't doing shit, and they couldn't get a good track on radar to launch missiles.
>>43955608
>implying
>>43954599
I for one would be interested.
For reasons.
>tfw all the US Battleships are ardent FUDBAWL fans and players
>>43955098
>"Nakatime 2: Busting Harder's Ballast?"
>"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Sting Operation?"
>"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Treaty Cruisin', Cherokee Rusin'?"
>"Kant-o-Celle Quest: In Which Settle Mails His Wedding Tackle Back to Annapolis?"
>"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Float like a butterfly, sting like a Cherokee"
We need to go... deeper.
"Nakatime 2: Beyond the Thermocline"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Not even Iowa has this muchscorn"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Freedom Willie"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Hornet's Royal Jelly"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Punexpected Consequences"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Ryan "Press Handler" Settle"
"Kant-o-Celle Quest: Angled for her pleasure"
Every thread.
>>43955706
>>43955701
What about James Bond parody titles?
This is the only quest I can think of where I think I'd be just as satisfied with no waifu as with any of the options. He's not dense so much as avoidant, and even he might be a little relieved if/when everybody else figures out he's not relationship material.
>>43955686
>also implying
>>43955068
Coco get out of here.
You meet Hornet's gaze steadily, standing straight and tall. Let no man say after this day that you ever shirked your duty.
“I regret NOTHING,” you say defiantly.
Hornet makes a sound somewhere between a war-whoop and a growl as she tackles you, her arms wrapping around you tightly before heaving... and lifting you an inch off the ground. She huffs and puffs and draws in more air, and manages to get you two inches this time.
“My god,” Hamp breathes through the radio, “STANDING position!?”
With a final triumphant cry Hornet pitches over backwards - and then, quite suddenly, you're airborne. You have a few seconds to appreciate the wind ruffling your crisp working khaki before you arc towards the water and impact with a spectacular splash.
>>43955747
HOPE
RIDES
ALONE
>>43955750
dat stern
North Carolina-class is also acceptable.
>>43954706
Whats your armor and armament scheme like?
As you sink towards the sandy bottom, it occurs to you that a damaged boiler can't build much steam, or keep it long, but if you're stupid enough to stand around and let them get a draft up, well - ! You'll find yourself here, slowly settling against the bottom like a scuttled ship, watching your hat float towards the surface. You could float yourself, but you have a mental image of Hornet lofting a few of those rebar lengths like lances and keep your muscles tense to stay right where the fuck you are.
It's nice down here, and cool. When's the last time you went swimming? Just put on some drunks and jumped in?
Before LA, actually, before... before the scar.
The surface ripples some feet above your head; the shimmering red-white colors of a life preserver, barely visible against the sunlight glaring through the surface. One of the destroyer girls playing hero, you suppose - in their day a great many sailors didn't know how to swim.
[ ] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955757
Did we just get suplexed by a Native American?
>>43955209
Wait how does that work.
>>43955556
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/cbgfl0/futurama-grandma-paradox
Pretty much like this
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955780
Five bucks says that's one of Shimakaze's turrets.
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
It's amusing to play possum let's not scare them
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't
>>43955780
>[x] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955289
>>43955522
>Kancolle
>small c
>>43955780
>[X] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955780
>[X] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY TROLL, I DEMAND MORE.
>>43955780
>[ ] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
[X] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
There's no harm in this, Settle can just swim up if they fail, it's not like Settle is crippled or anything.
>>43955217
Do butterbars come into the nursing corp too?
>>43955780
[x] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
More daughteroos
[ X] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
Willie?!?
>>43955780
>[x] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
It's probably Willie, and she doesn't need more stress
>>43955750
I want to pat her stern
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955791
Yes
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955780
>[X] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
Fluster Hornet more.
>>43955791
Yes.
>>43955780
Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955700
Boxing is more likely. Boxing was *hugely* popular in the US in the 30s and early 40s, and just about every ship had its own boxers who would fight each other and representatives of other ships.
>>43955253
Wait, they pack up ospreys like that?
I can bring it in a nice container?
Can we even launch it off a destroyer pad?
>>43955780
>[x] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>making destroyers worry for no reason
how evil can you even get?
>>43955791
Yep. This is our life, now
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>Did we just get suplexed by a Native American?
Meh, call me when she suplexes a train.
[X] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955780
>[ ] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
>>43955791
pixelfag get to work
>>43955780
>[ ] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
Gotta have fun with it.
Also > before... before the scar.
Admiral, shy about your war wounds? Is it really THAT gnarly?
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
Let's try not being retarded for once. Just once.
>[X] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
Might as well try to kill ourselves!
>>43955757
A carrier suplex? TOTALLY WORTH THE PAIN.
>[X] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
Run silent, run deep.
>>43955780
>[x] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
No need to fuck about.
>>43955813
God I hate those fucking things.
>[ ] Play possom - call it impromptu ASW training!
In b4 Arizona at DEFCON1
It's Hamp's...prepare for yaoi.
>>43955778
I go for quasi-BC configurations, fast B with big main armament and lower-than-average armor (9 belt, 2,5 deck, etc.). Problem being, they tend to not hit anything and be big fat targets for the other CAs and Bs.
Weirdly enough, I tried an almost identical config for a CA with even less armor and a bit faster, and it works wonders.
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
Humor the destroyers atleast
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43954390
GOD DAMNIT GIRL.
Welp, that's me fucked. Fuckin, great.
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
When in doubt,
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
[ X] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955879
all I need is a picture of Settle midair, with this expression on his face
"yep, this is my life now"
or even better, underwater
just.. floating there, looking at the surface, this Expression on his face
"just breathe it in thank jesus"
>>43955917
You already have 120,000 tons worth of BB's on your tail
you've been fucked for a while, you just didn't know it
>>43955780
>[x] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
No bully destroyers. Also is Ari still around?
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955780
>[ ] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955641
Why does it need a big cannon.
>>43955948
She left, but it might have been to get more rebar
>>43955907
Probably due to AI targeting/Shell type priorities.
>[X] Just grab the damn thing, they'll probably think you're drowning if you don't.
>>43955701
"Kant-o-Celle Quest, performed by Greek Theater"
Iowa tops out at 58thousand tons who is the other 50000 tons?
>>43955963
Because she's an "undersea cruiser".
>>43955948
>No bully destroyers.
Can we lewd them?
