Posts ending in 3-5-7 are truth
Let's start with the setting, when we get 10 facts we're going to move on to other stuff
I'll draw autistic no skill at all artwork about what we produce made in paint
ALlright let's start with something simple,
setting is fantasy
4chan still exists in setting
>>43952865
D12s are main die used in system
It's levelless.
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>>43952917
Allright
>>43953000
Shit, sorry, setting first, forgot.
So, modern fantasy? It focuses on manipulating spirits through the internet.
>>43953000
Should trips count as special?
>>43952865
Everyone has elf slaves, they don't know what to do.
>>43952865
The entire world is under water.
There are no humans.
Orcs are the predominant race
>>43953026
I do love that my ' fuck the basic assumption of nearly all RPGs ' got triple nothing.
>>43953047
"Elf" is synonymous with Homonculus, referring to small, artificial creatures used for manual labor or as personal assistants.
>>43953062
That's good because fuck that.
My vote is that not only does the system have levels, but levels are recognized (numerically) in-universe.
Magic is very minor in the setting, limited to mostly cantrips/orisons.
>>43952865
the system is keeping us all down
Set in world war 2, hitler is ultimate villian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI
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>>43953082
That's like the one time I'd accept it; it has a book in the setting.
>>43953111
Well fate doesn't want it, Anon. Trips prove so once again.
The best class is Fighter, the worst class is Mage
>>43952865
Continental drift occurs rapidly and violently, causing continents to migrate around the world and smash into each other.
Humans are used as orc diplomats; they're the focus of the setting.
>>43953108
We're 5 facts about the setting so far
Bumping is allowed
The best class is mage, the worst class is fighter.
The is an internationally recognized and usually followed Code of Chivalry between soldiers, and a Code of Warfare between nations.
There are no gods. Only men.
The orcs dress in really fancy clothes.
everyone can time travel
>>43953180
bump
>>43953108
>>43953183
That's 6
>>43952865
The gods are actually semi-omniscient furries that disguise themselves as fully omniscient cosmic entities due to having futuristic technology.
>>43953183
The amount of time you can travel by is limited by wealth.
Anime is real.
Faith wants this thread dead
There's only one god and it's a super-computer.
The entire reality is its processor.
>>43953229
One bump for limitations.
>>43953245
7
The world is a cube, not a sphere
Everyone has glass bones and is extremely fagile and weak
d12s exist in the setting.
>>43953325
d12s are currency
>>43953350
This.
>>43953292
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>>43953353
Allright, it's 10. Let's move onto mechanics, class, levels and such
Everyone has a device that determines powerlevels
if you die in the game, you die in real life
All PCs are moe futa orc lolis with unrealistically sized cocks. The length and size of the cock are multiplied together together to create one of the mainline stats used constantly throughout the game
A cock will give certain bonuses depending on it's type, and can even be used in combat. Some ideas would be:
Human: no special, but gets various bonuses to other stats
Horse: massive size bonus/character gets a large bonus to bludgeoning attacks
Cat: character has barbed cat penis, and gets bonus to slashing or bleeding damage or something
Bull: considered a delicious delicacy in some parts of the world
Dog: you must be a sick fuck for even considering this one
The combat in the game is heavily based around lewd elements
>>43953379
The device is in the form of FANCY CLOTHING.
>>43953379
Here's the art for now. First trip get makes the title.
>>43953379
Devices become less powerful the more they're used.
>>43953412
Thank god
You level backwards, Benjamin Button style.
Class: Nazi Ninja
Classes are based on social class.
>>43953441
The currency is teeth
>>43953441
All characters must speak in rhyme.
>>43953441
Moe futa orc lolis:
They only LOOK like children
This title does not necessarily have anything to do with the actual content of the game
>>43953441
Fetish Quest 40k 5th Edition
Main stats are in form of pools
They are multiples of 12
You roll 1d12*12 each to begin, get a bonus d12*12 each level to a stat of your choice (including first level)
Body: physical stuff
Mind: intellect stuff
Soul: Luck, supernatural abilities
You roll d12s to use them and the more you roll the more of the stat pool is consumed
Every 12 levels you add a d12 you can use for single roll (making it raise to a maximum of 24), level cap is 2400
>>43953490
Social classes are based penis type
>>43953514
Absolute bump
d12 DUNGEON DOMINATION!
>>43953543
12/12 suggestion, would spend all my d12s on this game.
>>43953585
Not valid for bumping more than one
>>43953559
You can multiclass by getting multiple dicks
All fetish/dick/sexual material is strictly BANNED.
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>>43953543
2 for mechanichs, 8 to go
>>43953559
No penis can be smaller than 9"
d12s are actually worth 1d12 of money so stuff may cost from 1 to 12 at least
YOu use d12s to buy levelups, each level is 1d12 d12s worth
All fetish/dick/sexual material is strictly REQUIRED
Classes are all based on 80's action movies.
No classes.
Title is classless d10
Each class name is two words that rhyme.
All spells are cast using a rhyme component. If the caster can't think of a rhyme the spell fails.
The only classes are
Jean Claude Van Damme
Mutated buisness man
Time travelling Domino's pizza delivery boy
And they are equally powerful
>>43953782
Bump, every spell can be cast if it can fit a rhyme and everyone can cast themRhymes can't be used more than once per session
Humans can only speak spanish (or spanglish at worst)
A mandatory part of PC creation involves a backstory that is also the plot of an 80s action movie.
Hp is 1d12 per 1d12 levels of spaghetti portions that get dropped by characters when hit
>>43953879
Bump
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>>43953543
Shit's getting real, gonna work on pdf when thread is over
3 for mechanics
>>43953887
Characters can only heal by eating meatballs.
Meatballs are sentient and transcend time itself, so using time travel to eat a previously-consumed meatball results in a penalty.
Weapons do d12s d12s damage based on the character level
>>43953940
Also bump
Healing potions are created by sauteing 12 D12s for D12 hours. This creates D12 potions that heal D12 per D12 actions it takes to chug them.
Every day, there are d12 gods. This has mechanical benefits depending on whether or not your god exists today.
>>43952865
Setting contains cute twinks and players are supposed to cuddle together in real life and be generally quite touchy.
(draw 2 cute guys under a blanket over a dnd table)
Every session, you roll 1d12 to see what class you are this time.
Once per session, you can replace another player's d12 with a d10.
If you do it without them noticing, they have to accept the d10 result.
>>43954012
Bump.
>>43953996
reroll
>>43953982
bump
>>43953923
>>43953977
We got 4
Humiliating someone with rhymes deals xd12 d12s of damage where x is how many rhymes you managed to fit in you dissing
>>43953862
Humans can only speak Esperanto.
>>43953996
bump supporting this
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>>43954041
We're at 5
Rolled 4 (1d12)
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>>43954065
Your elf slave can be used as a meatshield, has 1 hp but can be revived 1d12 times per session
>>43953996
no homo
bump
>>43954127
6, thread is dying, keep it alive
>>43953996
I want this to happen
>>43954127
Thread is dying, keep it alive
A player can gain + or -d12 on any d12 roll if they utter a prayer of no more than 12 words to their patron god (assuming that god exists today)
>>43954401
This, plus rhyming
>>43952865
All women are just really good traps. No boobs allowed
If your god exists today, d12s explode. If a die results in a 12, you may roll 1d12 d12s and add the results to your check.
Thread is dead, gonna continue tomorrow.
