>you have to bang the last dnd character you played as
>how fucked are you? How fucked are they?Hard mode: you're on bottomNo-homo mode: the character in now the same gender as you, or you're the same gender as them
>>43935024
We're both fucked
>>43935024
I'm currently playing a female half-elf bard.
She has pretty high CHA.
My only question is 'why me?'
>>43935024
>Male tiefling barbarian
Well, he's a big guy. This will be extremely painful.
>>43935024
My last character was an ERP dragon-blooded kobold switch that's adorable as hell, and shares all my fetishes.
Also genderchange sign me up.
>>43935024
Proper fucked.
>>43935024
I have never played D&D.
>>43935221
Before ze Germans get here?
>>43935024
Actually okay with this.
Viola Livamuncha, the feminist extremist half-orc cleric.
Well shit.
>>43935093
Same here, I'm okay with this.
>>43935024
Uhoh
Last dnd character I played?
Mr. John Skeletal, skeleton pun bard.
I'm pretty boned.
>>43935297
Yeah Tommy.
Before, ze Germans, get here.
>>43935024
>have to
Who's forcing me to? For what purpose?
>>43935024
My character is a female necromancer.She's 14 years old.
I don't want to do this.
Female dwarf wizard that's shortstack as fuck.
Hell yeah nigga.
A cute twinkish human thief, actually Agent of the crown?
Yes please.
>>43935519
>making a 14 year old female character
>implying you're not a pedofag
Just hang yourself.
>last character is a female changeling witch with prehensile hair
>small, raven haired, pale, frail
>murderous, conniving, paranoid, constantly terrified
She/He (long story) would kill me.
>>43935497
You failed a save versus compulsions.
>>43935643
>implying my last character didn't die saving her from the BBEG
>implying my GM didn't offer her to me as a PC as a sort-of continuation of that arc
>implying the rest of my group isn't on board with this
>projecting your own pedofagginess this hard
My H'orc Alchemist has already declined hotter dudes than me, so this ain't gonna happen
>>43935701
By whom? Neither of the possible candidates were casters. I'm also not very attractive, so I don't see why they'd be after me.
>>43935024
>you have to bang the last dnd character you played as
My last character was a female Human Inquisitor in Pathfinder with fairly high Charisma.
I'm completely fine with this.
>how fucked are you? How fucked are they?
She's completely boned (ba dum tish).
>Hard mode:
Also cool with this
>No-homo mode:
Not at all interested in option 1, option 2 could be interesting, maybe?
>>43935142
For you...
>fuckin eddy is a street, wtf captcha?
>>43935024
Huge lizard warrior lady.
This may or may not result in my being physically broken, but other than that worry I'm shamefully cool with this.
>>43936052
>Huge lizard lady
>shameful
Pick one, m8
>>43935024
I'm a gm, so I'll go over the major plot important characters
Death Knight trying to become the god of murder. Well he is in love with the goddess of death, so he'd turn me down. If he was somehow forced too, it'd end in my decapitation.
Bitch Noble woman who wants to own everything. I'd end up her possession? And probably given to a demon or something in return for power.
Wood elf forest guardian. He'd be gentle and kind, as he is with all the forest creatures he protects and nurtures.
Autistic military leader noble woman. Literally autistic and a only cares about new ways to fight wars and win. Most cold fish ever?
I could go on, but it's really not gone well so far has it?
>>43936089
I thought that this was at least residually an anti-furry zone. And she was the sort of lizardfolk where a non-lizard non-herpetologist probably couldn't tell the boys from the girls.
>>43935024
The one time I played D&D was as the guy in the middle
He guts the shit out of me with his fat pygmy dick
>>43935024
>shy Kobold scribe girlwith lizard tits
Yes
>>43935024
Last PC I played is a misandrist priestess of Lilith. Cute and seductive redhead, but does horrible things to men. Yes I will be taking the gendershift, and only have to deal with normal levels of sadistic, manipulative femdom.
>>43935643
>everything I don't play is a fetish
Project harder pedo, child characters are a trope of adventure stories.
>>43935024
>A budding young socially awkward necromancer.
It's an experience, I suppose.
Pretty damn great. Pic related.
>>43935024
I'm pretty good with this; she's a half-elf fighter/cleric with decent charisma and a friendly disposition. I'm not repugnant or socially inept, so hopefully she'd be into it as well.
>hard mode
Sure, I'd be cool with her as top. She seems like a decent sort, and probably wouldn't pull out any sadism or the like.
>no-homo mode
On occasion, I've met guys that I could entertain the thought of going gay for. A male version of her would likely be that kind of guy, so I'd probably be okay there, too.
>>43937526
Source? Can't find anything with google.
>>43938281
http://exhentai.org/s/90cd7db40d/835400-5
There ya go bud!
>>43938313
This is honestly what I imagined when female zombies grabbed you in Dead Rising
>fire elemental
Welp.
>>43935024
Can I bang the DND characterI plan to play once I get the nerve and the courage to join a session?She'd be a dragonborn
Demigod Half Orc
lvl 7 Bard
Str 16, Dex 16, Con 17, Int 12, Wis 15, Cha 27.
His persuasion skill is at +19.
Rolls 20 all the time.
I have no hope for me.
>Dragonborn Fighter
>Male
>19 STR
>a full foot taller than me
I will likely not survive.
>>43935024
>qt white mage with glasses
>she's a snarky cocky shit
>already the same genderWhere do I sign up?
>>43935024
Poorly for both, since neither of us is gay and he can only get off to blind girls.
Now that he has a place to live, he'll probably be hitting the orphanages to find some, but that is irrelevant.
Fun character, just leveled up today. 5th level of wizard is kinda boring, though.
a human male cleric of Wee Jas who is skinny and average height, I'll be fine.
Pathfinder counts right? I played a Plague Doctor Kobold who was pretty cute. Would fuck.
I'm not sure she'd be down for getting fucked by a 'disease carrying' human though, but I assume she'd consent.
>>43935390
>>43935024
Pretty fucked. It was a monstrous campaign, I was an illithid.
>>43935024
I use a crop of this as a token for her, so uh.
So long as she doesn't mess about with hey pyromancy, I'd be quite happy to. And I guess she has a thing for snuggling with warm blooded creatures in the winter.
>>43935024
>A fifteen year old shota squire paladin in training
All of my Christmases have come at once
>One of the most skilled 'Interrogators' in the country.
>Control freak.
>Dulled sense of right and wrong.
>Hard Mode.
I'm waking up fine the next morning, thanks to healing. I don't want to remember anything that happened.
>Big black frenzied berserker.
My anus is not prepared.
>Vladamir Savage, a silly grimdark antipaladin who talked like Borat because I couldn't do a proper russian accent, and it was funny to be inconsistent
>may have also been a necrophiliac - the campaign didn't last long enough to find out
>He was also 5'4"
I don't wanna
My last character was a changeling sorceress focused on transformative and charm spells.
Sign me the fuck up, for all of those things
>>43935024
I played as the DM.
Forever.
Does this mean I get to have hot lesbian sex with myself?
Does it mean I have to have hot lesbian sex with all the monsters I've used?
Both are fine.
I last played as a Drider.
No matter what option I pick, I'm gonna get oviposited.
I don't know how to even fathom that.
>a half-orc inqusitor with dumped CHA
God damn.
>>43935024
Since I'm a forever DM, I'll just use the last NPC I controlled instead.
Welp, I'm fucked, literally. Ice-cold priestess with an unrequited ladyboner for her Goddess? There's no way that's going to end well for me. There's also no way I'm not already on the bottom.
>>43937868
You posted the wrong image, anon-kun
Half dragon tiefling female bloodrager. Im prolly the woman in this relationship considering she turns into an abyssal dragon when she rages
>>43935024
>Pale bubbly 115/f/woods elf wizard, likes skirts and tall boots, smells faintly like grave soil
Well, I suppose... she's definitely slumming it though.
>Hard mode
Oh no, that sounds dreadful
>No-homo mode
Only if we can call ourselves lesbielves.
Female half orc sword and board fighter. Short pixie cut black hair and toned muscles is my dream girl so i think im good.
Im the bottom: being dommed is partly my magical realm.
Gender change: i change to female and theres the other half of my magical realm.
Everything went better then expected.
Female Great Sword fighter who is aroused by combat, I'd probably start out excited but grow more and more frightened as she starts to get too into it.
Hard mode: pretty much already bottom.
No homo: if he goes powerbottom then I'll live, if he tops then I'm pretty much dead.
>>43935775
A third party obviously
>last character
>was a plucky young boy of 12 who joined a band of mercenaries to learn the skills needed to be a valiant and respected knight
This is going into realms of magic I want nothing to do with
>>43935024
>A piece of shit who spends all his money on hookers that tend to end up dead shorty afterwards whether or not he had anything to do with it
Fuuuuuuuuck.
>Cute nine-tailed kitsune enchantress who has a thing for dominating her partners
Yes please
>Hard mode
Yes please
>No homo modeWe're already both female soyes please
>>43935024
>Mary Poppins-themed evil witch with a thing for eating people's livers
Well first it's going to be really good, then it might be really bad.
>huge size category
>53 strength
>part construct
>54 constitution
Fucked dead is how much.
>>43935024
>futa bard
I'm okay with this
>i'm on bottom
Thats cool cause she likes being ridden from below to fuel her odd sense of masculine dominance while giving in to her feminine desire to be dominated and taken
>i'm now also a futa
Well shit. Everythings going my way today ain't it.
She was a 7 foot tall half orc with an endless blood lust. So basically I'm fucked.
>>43935024
How is "You're the same gender" no-homo?
>>43935024He's a big guy. I'm probably going to die during the experience.
>>43942965
>The Joke
>Your Head
Last character I made was a female asian cleric. Fuckin score.
>>43935024
Last character I played was my mage, who's somewhat of a narcissist and is prone to grandeur. I'm not entirely sure if she'd allow me to bang her since she's a purist. In fact, I'm pretty sure she'd kick me in the balls if I tried.
But my Paladin's taken!
>a clay rabbit golem alchemist that is the size of an actual garden rabbit
This doesn't work for anyone involved, in any way.
>>43935024
>you have to bang the last
OH GOD-
>dnd character you played as
Oh thank the gods, don't have to do the murderous shooterkiddy corvid mech.
Last DnD character... it's been a long time since I played rather than GMing.
Hmm.
I, uh, okay, I'd be in trouble, because it'd either be
>Tiddly Grottleleaf the FABULOUS gnome Beguiler
or
>Gregor Underhill, undead Necropolitan Dread Necromancer
Well I think it's Tiddly, and that's good, because he's silly, rather than being an insane corpse pretending the female zombie he cut out the guts of and started riding in(within a harness), with the zombified severed head of his dead brother, is himself in the womb.
It was an idea for a game, then a kid joined so I made Tiddly to cheer the abused little kid up. Didn't pan out- the Kid's father also joined, and he was a piece of shit. Liked upstaging his kid at every opportunity. Like, the fuck, you're a 40-50 year old man, being better at your son in an imaginary universe is not an achievement to strive for.
I felt so bad for the kid, but what the hell was I supposed to do, I didn't know either of them and he wasn't doing anything illegal to my knowledge.
>>43943303
Oh, right, got distracted-
Tiddly would be a decent fuck I guess. As long as he didn't try and bring his mount, Otto the Awakened Giant Pug Cleric, into it. Then I'd bail.
>ice-themed female magic knight, think Elsa from Frozen crossed over with Beatrix from FFIX
Fuuuck yes.
I played as a scoundrel cutthroat worldtraveler.
I'd probably say that I am going to die if I try sticking my dick in him.
>Female Changeling Druid
I have 0 problems with this.
>>43935024
Aw shit, my bounty hunter isn't my type at a-
>dnd
Well that's okay the- wait, fuck. Even if I bottomed, he wouldn't have the initiative to use his measly 10 in every stat. Fucking a dude is bad enough, but a weedy git who's like a dead fish in the sack?
>you have to bang the last dnd character you played as
>how fucked are you?
still virgin
>Enormous, violent male minotaur fighter.
I don't even
>>43935390
>TWO DICKS
>>43935024
>mfw I've never played D&D
>>43940428
That is the best use of that image/meme I have seen to this day.
>>43943631
>twin snakes
>>43935024
Considering I'm a forever GM and I only played my first game about a year ago. Not too bad.
I created a TWF swordbuckling silver-haired female that would eventually find out that she's got a fey heritage.
Yeah, about as Mary Sue as you get, but shd also had the attitude of Olivier Armstrong.
So really, I think it's not entirely horrible.
>>43943660
He never said dnd, Tubby.
Now tell us how you get fucked by your lolicon with 24' (yes I mean foot) penis. Because you though being a fag wouldn't bite you in the ass.
>>43943801
>you have to bang the last dnd character you played as
>last dnd character
>dnd character
>dnd
Please learn to read faggot, if only so you won't embarrass yourself again.
>>43943801
>you have to bang the last dnd character you played as
Well shit I guess you're right.
>>43943801
......
>>43943801
>He never said dnd, Tubby.
>>you have to bang the last dnd character you played as
>being such a blind autist
>being that mad
>>43935775
https://youtu.be/zrHkb8U8ID8?t=177
It doesn't matter, a Wizard did it for fun.
>gay merfolk bard
I have to bang Bevylyn Healingspire a male changeling cleric who has a sick fascination with horses. Trap mode engage?
>Getting fucked by a fat monk
OH COME ON
My last character was a courier who was cursed by some sinister artifact. Totally fine with tapping that.
My last D&D character was an alcoholic Irish Holy Gun paladin. She's also 16.
The one time I didn't make a middle-aged man as my character. Lucky me.If you had said last character in general, I would have had to fuck a super mutant.
>a druid who spends 90 percent of his time in rhinoceros form
fack
Female half-elf rogue, tsundere af
I'm already a lesbian so I'm super ok with this
>>43942965
If you shout no homo as you cum its not gay anon.
A gloomy, asocial CN human barbarian who mainly just wants to be allowed to make his money fighting, blow it on food, booze and sex, and thereafter be left alone. Preferably no speaking required.
Outside of my preferences and a bad lay at that.
>>43936217
I don't need no friends, I don't need no phone...
6"11 terrifying yet utterly adorable Tiefling girl
Sign me the fuck up, especially if I get the genderswap package.
>>43943311
>that combo
I never understood beauty before this moment.
>>43943820
>>43943823
>>43943827
>>43943829
>inb4 "I-I was only pretending to be retarded, D&D's a s-s-stupid game anyway!"
What a dumb fucking thread.
>>43935024
>gotta take the big grey gnoll dick
I'd be happy if he let me live afterwards, wouldn't expect it though. there's no way he'd let me fuck him.
