Listen up men, apparently there is something onboard that's decided to kill the crew. As usual, we need to go make sure it's dead. Check your gear and head to the armoury if you need anything else.
>>43935011
>loading up on flamers already
>who would have guessed
>asleep at his post
>>43934928Dawn of war dark crusade.
Also try this: right click the .exe, go to properties, compatibility, pick windows xp service pack 3 (or 2). It kight let you run the game in windows 10.
>walks out
>now has eyepatch over left eye and a robotic arm right arm
Y-Yes Ma'am!
>salutes
*sits in Palatine Theresia's quarters, smoking a lho*
Don't know if this is the best or worst regiment I've ever been in...
>Takes a lift down to the bottom decks
>Smashing everything in it's path on the way
>>43934908
>>43935054
>walks over to Amelia, attempting to look friendly.
Are you -sure- you're alright ma'am? You're jumpier than I apparently am around.....e-er that's n-not really important.....
We all have corpses in our foxholes, you want to talk about it?
>Still looking for Omicron, following his trail
Eversor? Come on out, boy! You know we might have some bugs inside the ship and you're killing waaaaay too much personnel in your tantrums!
>*ta*ta*ta*ta*ta*
>standing by
>>43935098
W..What the hell was that?
>>43935154
...Did..Did I just hear a XENO?
>>43935185
>stands there, dumbfounded.
That was the Callidus. I'm.....I don't even.
>>43935185
Yo.
>>43935152
I have absolutely nothing to hide, really! What do you think happens to Sisters who failed? They go Repentia. So there can not be a failing sister that is not a Repentia. Easy, isn't it? Nothing to talk about, not at all! Now where do we keep the chainswords?
>>43935154
>Lift reach's lowest deck
>Commences hacking of nearest fleshy things
*finishes lho, takes a drink*
Hope Sis didn't get stick in the medbay again...
>>43935185
>wub wub wub wuub
We bug hunting Genestealers i bet.
>>43935217
>eversor
oh... oh my. That's... should we tell him?
>>43935212
>A large shadows passes over you
>Collar lights up
"You've done it now birth giver"
>>43935217
>Keeps following Omicron's destruction trail.
Come on, I know being an assassin is hard and nobody understands you but-
>Sees whacked elevator.
God damn it, Eversor.
>Takes the other avaliable lift down.
>>43935206
Lieutenant Wellsley-
>>43935209
..XENO!
OH EMPEROR ALMIGHTY, XENO!
>prepares to PURGE THE UNCLEAN
>>43935206
SIR-MA'AM, UH, PLEASE GIVE ORDERS! I AM READY TO PURGE THIS FILTHY XENO FOR THE EMPEROR!
>>43935251
>Keeps carving a path through anything that moves
>>43935253
Um. Where have you been?
>>43935241
You. Your friend is going to have a rough time, you know? Filthy xeno, you just damned how many people in this ship? Just because you couldn't keep those jaws closed. That is so petty, typical of you.
>>43935302
..M..Medbay?
>prepares to squeeze trigger
>>43935212
>attempts to place a hand on Amelia's pauldron.
Look, nobody is going to judge you here ma'am. We've all made mistakes right? You can trust us, I promi-
>>43935241
>turns back to look at Saharduin
Can we help you?
>Reaches the lowest deck.
>There's an extensive trail of blood to follow.
>Notevensurprised.jpg
>Follows the carnage, using the phase sword to illuminate the areas in which the fighting broke the lights.
>>43935324
Stop this at once Trooper!
Nyzart is an ally of the Imperium! So sayeth the Inquisition. And you do NOT cross the Inquisition!
>>43935277
>Djinn Sight activates and detects movement and high levels of combat stimulants several levels belows him.
>In cold robotic monotone
Hostile target detected...
Pathfinding optimal trajectory to combat...
Telematry locked.
Engaging combat protocols, live fire authorized, command override enable.
Death to the enemies of the Omnissiah
>Bounds off on raptor like legs towards the nearest access vent to the lower levels.
>>43935305
>>43935330
>Collar clicks on
>Goes to speak but doesn't
>Collar clicks off
>Puts on lighting claws
>gesturing for all to follow
>makes way to elevator
ALRIGHT !! GOT A SHOTGUN AND A MACHETE! what are we hunting?
>>43935378
>>43935341
>The trail of blood goes from red to green as the body's stop being the crew and start becoming bugs increasing in size.
>>43935383
Alright then.
Everyone grab your gear. There's Carapace and heavy weapons in the armouries. We NEED to move soon.
>>43935330
>>43935383
Help him? We should shot him in the back, now!
> follows the saharduin, bolter ready, while drinking from her flask just to keep her concentration up.
>>43935324
Easy hank. Did you take your meds?
>>43935440
>>43935435
>Looks at the sister and sighs as electricity crackles from claws
>>43935375
..Y..Yes Ma'am.
>reluctantly puts the lasgun down
B..But how can a filthy xeno be a ally to the Imperium of Mankind?!
>>43935452
Yes, already did..
>>43935432
Hmm can't deny the efficiency despite the friendly fire, these genestealers look quite shredded up.
>Continues following the trail, a little faster given that there are confirmed bugs this time around.
>>43935432
>Leaps down access vent. Back mounted jets slow the descent as he reaches the bottom at the lowest level.
Detecting additional hostiles...
Re-calibrating targeting...
>Talks into the hall, photon thruster at the ready, tracking the Eversor and the bugs by their heat/radiation signatures.
>>43935435
Ensign are you sure we should bring heavy weapons? I dont think firing a melta gun in the vents are a good idea.
>>43935440
>grabs a Melta and some extra frags then jogs off after Amelia.
>whispers
There will come a time for that, but that time is not now. Just breathe slowly and calm down.
We really need to work on that drinking.
>>43935476
>signals to triarch praetorian guards to lower their weapons
It's okay, he wasn't here when I met with the inquisitor.
>>43935476
He is not. Obey the orders until we don't need him anymore.
*sits quietly in Theresia's room, admiring her fine iconography, and pondering his past battles, his steadfast belief in the Imperial Creed, and his service to Emperor and Imperium, feels a small chain of prayer beads a tough confessor gave him decades ago*
>>43935510
Trooper, if it gets to the point where we need to fire the Melta at all then I think we have bigger problems. Bring a lot of guns. But no missiles.
>>43935516
I can not shot sober! Ugh...
> amelia shakes a bit and narrows her eyes
We should just burn half this ship and be done with all the heresy going on here.
>>43935492 >>43935506
>Comm bead switches on
"Deep rumbling growl" is all that's broadcast
>>43935534
>>43935560
>Enter elevator taking up most the space and waits for the other to enter, starring at Amelia the whole, sometimes licking it's teeth
>>43935560
All i found is this shotgun, also somebody took my trousers again. Im suspecting that whatever we are hunting is responsible for its disappearance.
>>43935575
Eversor? Is that you, boy? This Callidus, I'm coming to your position, you left me quite a trail to follow. Are you still angry with that sister of battle?
>Stops walking and begins running to reach the eversor's signal ASAP
>>43935575
*talks into the intercom*
Roger that buddy.
>>43935236
>>43935251
goddammit I know, also a chick...
HERESY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43935567
Hey, listen to me. Take deep breaths and think about something else, anything else. Talk about something perhaps.
>stumbles over a pile of bugbits.
>>43935540
>attempts to Vox Gary.
"Sergeant Major, I believe we've found something to go in your moonshine down here....."
>>43935533
>mumbles about fucking dirty xenos
>>43935534
Yes Sister....
>>43935619
>you find the smile attachment for his mask on the floor
>There's also a massive hole in the bulk head ahead of you which is pitch black
>>43935601
>enters the elevator, the bolter stil pointed at the saharduin
Better not be a trap, xeno.
>>43935636
It does not seem like a good moment to talk about flowers if you ask me!
>>43935664
>backs away
No thanks.
>>43935671
>Growls as he gestures for someone to start the lift with his lightning claws moving dangerously close to Amelia with them
>>43935533
Hey necpriest, got any spare Gauss-rifle?
>>43935671
Then don't talk about flowers, talk about weapons, or tactics or something. Anything to take your mind off.....please lower the weapon....please?
>>43935667
>Grabs the attachment and examines it, placing it at her belt after a few seconds of examination.
>Turns towards the hole in the wall, using the c'tan phase sword as a flashlight.
Eversor?
>>43935721
*whacks head with shotgun-stock*
NO! BAD SHARK BOY! KEEL!
>>43935723
As long as you won't get shot in the face for touching one, sure.
>a praetorian tosses one from inside the ghost ark
>>43935752oops I thought we were still in the hangar. Ghost arks can't fit in these hallways, so I guess they just had an extra
>>43935746
>The sounds of a massive fight comes out of the hole
>>43935636
*stirred from reverie, taps comm*
Hmm? Thanks, but I think I have enough for now...got to be out for a bit, sry
>>43935721
Hey! Both of you stow your shit. You, erm.....friend of Omicron, go stand by the doors, you want to get outside faster to help your friend faster right?
Sister, come here, we will have words.
>gestures towards the corner of the elevator.
>>43935747>>43935795
>>43935671
>Collar lights up
"Can one of you just hit the damn button so I can help my friend"
>>43935752
*giggles like a girl*
*whispers into gauss-gun*
I'll call you Tessa.
>>43935725
Ngh.
>slowly puts the bolter down
I swear if the eversor ends up getting killed because I had a spat with his xeno friend Iwill obviously leave because holy shit I am clearly not cut for this stuff, no offense to anyone mind youwill take up the Eviscerator today.
>>43935813
>hits the button, grumbling
>>43935776
>Rushes in unholstering her neural shredder
>>43935795
What is it...?
>>43935813
But I thought you di- Oh. I see the problem. My apologies.
>reaches over and swiftly hits the button for the bottom deck of the Ship.
Now where was I, ah yes, big, suprisingly talkative friend of Omi with claws, stand at the door. Sister, corner. Now.
>>43935843
WAIT! HOLD THE DOORS!
>>43935854no idea what i'm fighting, try and think of one by the time the rest join us
>>43935896jean-stealers
>>43935896Tyranid infestations are mostly a genestealer only thing so how about a broodlord?
>>43935915
>>43935927Yeah combo of these two
>>43935843
>>43935872Don't worry, Eversorbro will be fine. You do 't need to worry about it.
Right, listen, all of us Praetorians, Gary, Major Dragovich and a few others are here for you okay, we weren't exactly happy about being posted here....well maybe Gary was....but anyway, we know the feeling. But you cannot accuse everything of Heresy and charge it, alright? All that'll get you is a quick death and we don't want that now do we?
>>43935892
Eh? What's up now?
>>43935927you people are forcing me to reveal stuff abot amelia without even trying. 10/10.
>>43935974
yeah the last someone started yelling heresy, somebody shot my legs off.
*squints towards alice*
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>Rushes in to find Omicron fighting a small horde of genestealers led by a broodlord.
>Joins him on the battle, stabbing a genestealer from behind.
How come you're getting all the fun for yourself?
>>43935974
... we don't?
... yeah, sure, we don't. It is not like- ah who do you think I am? Rooting out heresy is my job, no matter if I like it or not, and this ship is choking full of it!
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43936001
>turns around to see friend
>Gives thumbs up, it's not the same without the smile though
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43936001
>Arrives shortly after, brandishing his Photon Thruster
Priority target identified
>Sights the Broodlord and opens fire
>>43936024
>Rest of mask get's shattered
>Revealing heavily scarred face with pumps and pipes cut into it
>>43935981Shit. I didn't actually mean to do that. I feel bad....I think? Should I feel bad?
>>43935995
Give us a break eh? You kind of deserved it at the time. AND we let you ride the Chimera later!
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>43936024
>Tries to push the eversor away from an incoming swipe.
I've found that smile of yours on the floor, it's yours for thevtaking once we finish this.
>>43936047
>>43936021
>>43935834
>Lift hit's ground floor with a thud
>Charges out following his masters trail of destruction finishing off the odd survivor in process
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>43936041
>Volley goes totally off target as he is knocked over by genestealer, the black beam slices through the arms of another xenos though. Begins to wrestle with the alien on top of him, machine and alien locked in a battle to the death.
>>43936047Nope, it is cool, bring her in front of the nids and watch it get started
>>43936045ah damn this >>43936055
Was meant to stop >>43936045 from happenning, I guess I did fail in the end though, so yeah, that thing shattered mask. Bet Omicron's gonna be angry now
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>43936081
>fires a shot from his gauss-rifle
>>43936098I think i might play him as if he's blind for the rest of the battle so low rolls mean friendly fire
>>43936021
Hey hey, listen to me, I told you, we know the feeling. If it was up to us Praetorians there would be NO Regiment, but we got through the....early problems. You will too, when you feel like....purging anything you just take a few deep breaths then come find one of us, right?Also can Elevator arrive yet plox?
>>43936115
>>43936081
>the guass round bisects the genestealer.
Are you alright can-boy?
Rolled 5, 18, 4, 1, 11 = 39 (5d20)
>Lashes out wildly at nearest moving thing in a whirlwind like attack
Rolled 9, 3, 2 = 14 (3d20)
>>43936119Define "low" from 1 to 5? To 10?
>Shoots the shredder against two genestealers and stabs another one.
Rolled 11, 11 + 5 = 27 (2d20 + 5)
>>43936122
No, you don't know the...
>>43936077
>walks out of the lift
Hey where the hell do you...
Think...
> all of those tyranids.
>something deep inside Amelia breaks
>she tosses aside the bolter and takes a flamer pistol in each hand
You don't even know how I waited for this. Now I won't even have to enter the Repentia!
> rolling for REPENTING fire swathes on nids
>>43936119>An Eversor
>Friendly Fire
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFYING THINGS THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO A GUARDSMEN. BEATEN ONLY BY THE REGIMENTAL PSYKER BECOMING A DAEMON HOST. WHICH IN TURN IS ONLY BEATEN BY A LIBRARIAN GOING DAEMONHOST.
I apologize for all caps but they were required to adequately explain HOW HORRIFYING that thought is.
>raises her Bolter as the elevator stops.
>gestures out the now open doors.
Forward men! For the Emperor!
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43936133
>The expressionless faceplate turns to look at the guardsmen
I have suffered minor but superfluous damage to my chassis. Combat effectiveness has not been impaired...
Recommencing combat action...
>Human voice begins to bleed through
Thank you though...
>Returns to firing at genestealers.
>>439361701-5 and there's a 1>>43936157 so do something smart please lol, don't want to kill you
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43936177
By the Emperor.....Covering fire you louts!Rolling ti provide suppressing fire with Bolter.
Rolled 16, 2, 5, 4, 16 = 43 (5d20)
>Begins copy it's master in his erratic whirlwind like fighting
>Cleaves through genestealer
Rolled 17, 17, 14 = 48 (3d20)
>>43936170
>And everything misses
>>43936157
Hey! Wait! I'M ON YOUR SIDE!Alright 3 attacks I have to defend against, lets see if the dice are merciful.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>43936205
>Beams of black fire arc in front of the war machine, slicing through a single genestealer as well as a significant portion of the nearby bulkhead.
>Continues firing semi-wildly, the Drop Sergeants brief reemergence appears to have set it off balance.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENNINGG!
>starts panic firing at genestealersI SERIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON BUT FOR THE EMPEROR
>>43936252Either your trained extremely welll and are massively under payed or blind people aren't that good at fighting
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>43936239
Acknowledged.
>fires several gauss-shots.
That lady is crazy. And not in the fun way.
Rolled 7, 3, 9 = 19 (3d10)
>Jumps on nearest thing and attempts to stab with neuro gauntletFirst two combined are the combat roll and if failure next post ending with the 3rd 1d10 result get's hit
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>43936252
>Blocks the eversor's attacks redirecting his whirlwind towards the broodlord.
All yours, sweet heart.Rollan to aim eversor spin correctly.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43936283Why do I even try anymore.
>Spasming violently and clutching it's head, the Thallax fires it's weapon blindly into the crowd.
>The cogitator and mental conditioning attempt to regain control while still maintaining combat effectiveness
Rolled 96, 166, 181, 120, 109 + 5 = 677 (5d203 + 5)
>>43936296
>Another elevator opens
>Nyzart and his three praetorians step out, pouring gauss fire on any bugs unlucky enough to get in the waybonus for cool entrance
>>43936296
>shoots down all genestealers attacking the sororita
Man im awesome
>Stumbles back under the barrage of attacks
>starts to panic and run's backward smashing through bulk heads
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>stays at the 'entrance' to the area of the room where everyone is fighting, attempting to pick off targets with her Bolter.
How many of these things are there?
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d20)
>>43936239
>Amelia seems less stable than her usual self. Which is something interesting.
>her flamers cut a path through Genestealers, only for more to come. She seems to focus only on them.
>wathever she is singing, it is not a regular sister hymn
Xeno you're a monster, bring a big gun
Shooting in my ship will be your last time today
You got my blood on your claws, you big disgrace
I'll kick your skull all over the place
and we will, we will purge you!
Yes I am silly, sorry.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43936347
HEY GUYS! Im a necron too!
>Fires into the crowd of xenos.
>>43936347YOU WOT M16?
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43936381
>Jumps to embed claws into the broodlords back and ride it
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>43936346I don't even undrestand the odds of this happening.
>The Thallax regains control, but is operating at sub-optimal levels. It's motions are jerky and too calculated, it's fire methodical but extremely slow. Blasting a genestealer just inches from it, it's showered in xenos ichor.
>>43936387
>turns on herself and points a flamer pistol at you while triend to fend off the stealers with the other
Don't make me do it. I may be prone to outburst of violence now,
>>43936413
misses and falls on top of >>43936386
>>43936386
Alrighty im avoiding that sister now.
>>43936387
>miss every shot
I meant to do that!
>>43936347sunnuvabitch
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>43936427Y'know what? I'm just gonna stop for now.
>>43936445If this doesn't work I swear to god...
>>43936413
>is now riding the saharduin (?)
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>43936386
Ma'am, Sister Amelia snap out of it!Rolling to -try- and snap her out of it. If impossible....at least I tried. Also, my Praetorians were actually singing Men of Harlech, so not that strange.
>>43936473I think him landing on the sister will have more repercussions>>43936440
lol
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>43936473
FUCK YOU XENO SCUM!
>Rolls and starts firing
>>43936437
Now im the emperor!
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>43936473
>Shoots neural shredder against the broodlord
>>43936286
>>43936500
Hank what the fuck?
>>43936470you know what? Just count them as tens.
Rolled 1 (1d5)
>Keeps running the length of the ship smashing through bulkheads
>Finds a Airlock and starts smashing throughrolling for time till breaks through
>>43936473I don't know who's controlling this broodlord but that suggestion just got AntagAnon's seal of approval.
>>43936529
>misses and a bullet ricochets and goes right into his robo arm
SHIT.
XENO PURGING IS WHAT I LIVE FOR!
>>43936540THE DICE GODS BETRAY YOU TODAY, XENO
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>43936446
>The machine seems to snap out of it's confused state, firing directly into a group of genestealers while advancing towards the broodlord. It's photon beam easily slices through one while it crushes another's skull in a mechanized fist.
Rolled 10, 4 = 14 (2d20)
>>43936478
>you can not snap out a sister reciting the hymn of Saint Mercurius Fredericus.
>but you can try
Why! Why should I, I die this very day!
> rollan for fiery death on filthy xenos
>>43936496
>>43936501
>both saharduin and dolan being hit below 5
>>43936551
You're gonna kill yourself you twat!
>>43936540
Craaaaaaaap!
Someone who's capable in melee kill that thing! NO SHOOTING!If you shoot and cock up, WE GONNA BE IN FOR WILD RIDE.
>>43936573
I LIVE AND DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!
>afk for a bit
>>43936551
>>43936585
>Actually WAIT
>THAT WAS A D5 NAT 1
>SHIT
>Panics
>jumps forward and attempts to robot fist the Broodlord's ass
>>43936585
On it!
*charges weilding gauss-gun like an axe*
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>43936604
>WOW DICE DROP
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>43936585
... why not.
>chainsword out, goes to impale the broodlord
Rolled 8, 16, 9, 1, 3, 18, 7, 13, 16, 12 = 103 (10d20)
>>43936540
>Clambers up
>Engages lighting claws
>Charges in with it's master
>Both Eversor and Saharduin engage whirlwind attackif there's 2 or more 1's airlock is breached
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>43936564
Primary threat detected...
Do not allow depressurization of environment
All allied organic combatants should evacuate the area immediately
>Activating it's jet pack, the Thallax boosts towards the Broodlord, splattering a genestealer or two on the way.
Rolled 23 + 5 (1d100 + 5)
>>43936570
Sister if you don't snap out of it then the Xenos will win! You don't want that, do you?Rollan once again. Also:
>Saint Mercurius Fredericus.
>Not the Regimental Theme of Lord General Mercury Castor.
>Disappoint.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43936585
>Jumps over the guardsmen and genestealers and tries to land at the broodlord'a head, stabbing it.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>keeps smashing at airlock65 or up and de-pressurises room
>>43936644
>freddie
> not a saint
>come on.
>>43936644
>>43936630
>is already trying to get rekt by the broodlord
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>43936634
>The machine slips on a puddle of xenos bile and slams into the airlock door, collapsing on the ground. Part of it's faceplate is smashed away, revealing the skeleton face filled with machinery underneath.
>Staggering to it's feet, the machine re-engages the xenos filth.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>43936662
>A gebestealer falls on her mid-jump.
>Wrestles it on the floor.
Rolled 1, 19, 3 = 23 (3d20)
>>43936381
>the praetorians activate their jetpacks and move to engage the broodlordturns out I was putting too many spaces in my roll for some reason
>>43936702Now now now, I never said Freddy wasn't a Saint, Macharius was a Living Saint after all, but look at a Unit Portrait of Castor.
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)
>>43936729
>Regaining some sight grab's the gene stealer off her before putting his neuro gauntlet through it
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>43936720
>The machies manages to pull itself to it's feet and square off with the Broodlord. Charging it, it manages to slice one of the beasts foretalons with the chain bayonet on it's weapon.
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)
>>43936729
>attempts to shove the Genestealer off her, using dat repressed Praetorian rage.
Cuuuuuuuunt! I will end you!
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)
>>43936750
>Attempt to stab with lighting claws and raise the beast above it's head and throw it across the room
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>43936702
>failing to slice the monster, she takes up a flamer pistol and tries to set it on fire
>>43936751... damn.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43936621
>>43936729
>The conflict is evenly matched, the wrestling makes both of them roll on the floor to gain the high ground over the other until >>43936754 occurs.
>Regaining her breath.
Thanks
>>43936786WHOOPS. Good thing Omi beat me to it.
>>43936788
>>43936784
>>43936750
>Losing a talon with multiple wounds from gunfire and two large laceractions from the claws the broodlord is thrown across the room crushing a few paetorians and collapses
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>43936809
*pants* too far away
>fires gauss rifle
>>43936786
>>43936808Jesus H. Christ these rolls.
>>43936808
>flaming pistol explodes and sends Amelia reeling back and slumping against a wall, her arm badly mauled and the armor crunched by the explosion
>Omicron collapses from the combat and Saharduin leans over and picks him up over the shoulder
>>43936840
>Makes his xeno way over to the fallen sister sigh and picks her up over the shoulder too
>>43936784
>The Thallax regains it's footing, sprints towards the Broodlord, leaps into the air using it's jet pack, and brings a steel fist crashing down into the creatures skull.Pacific Rim style motherfucker.
>>43936840
Please, someone with photoshop, please photoshop Amelia from Slayers into a Sisters of Battle outfit.
>>43936880Fuck, late to the party >>43936825
>>43936885does this mean we have an audience?
>>43936907Nah your fine you just made sure it was dead, by squishing it like the bug it was
>>43936876
> something something filthy xeno scum
>Still on the floor
>Panting and occasionally coughing.
>The genestealer had apparently been gripping her neck with its extra pair of arms.
>Grabs Omicron's smiley that she stored on her belt and lifts it to the Saharduin's reach.
I believe....
>pant
This belongs...
>pant
To your friend....
>>43936840
Dang it. Medic!!!
>>43936786
>>43936876
>Stumbling and completely missing her target, Alice rolls over LIX and slams into a bulkhead with a moan of pain and a sharp exhale.
Nevertheless, she pushes herself to her feet and seeing the injured, gestures for Saharduin to leave them outside the room then return to combat.
Need.....need to wrap up...up here.
>>43936949 >>43936945
>Smiles at delta before dropping amelia on the floor and taking the mask putting it in his pocket
>Collar light's up
"Thank you child giver would you like a lift"
>Put's hand out as if to carry her (Delta)
>Faceplate shattered and spattered with xenos fluid, the mechano-man briefly catches itself in a pool of shiny xenos blood.
>Slowly returning to normal-ish human voice.
By the Emperor, that's why I don't remember most of the Heresy.
I... I should go see a tech priest.
>Rama staggers away.
>>43936825which praetorians?
>Does not allow all the ruckus to distract him from the literal mountain of paperwork the Inquisitor has left for him to do in her stead.
>>43937040I dunno just general ones lol
>>43937008
*opens fire on the missed genestealer*
>>43937040It would have to be yours. All of the REMOVE NATIVE Praetorians are fucking about on the upper decks, barring Alice.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>43937062
>>43936963
>>43937028
>mutters something and reaches fo a nid bit, and weakly throws it on the ground muttering
>>43937061triarch praetorians or wellsley's praetorian guard?
>>43937095
>>43937008
*headshot*
Come one you two.
>starts dragging the 2 injured females into a safer position.
>breathes heavily
>takes a hatchet
>starts bashing the already blown apart body parts of the god damn Broodlord
YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS
YOU KILLED MY FAMILY
YOU FUCK
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK EVERY SINGLE XENO ON THIS GOD DAMN SHIP!
>>43937130Again, would have to be yours. Because Colonial Praetorians are removing Genestealer from upper decks.
>>43937095
>Alice, still a bit winded, stumbles over to Amelia and falls into a crouch.
Ma'am? Can you hear me? Sister Amelia?
Ey Dolan, fetch us a Medkit eh?
>>43937028
I'm fine... thank you.
>clears throat.
I'll be able to walk as soon as I regain my breath, but I'm going to at least accept a bit of help to get myself back on my feet.
>>43937181
Yeah sure. Whatever makes ya feel better, buddy.
*wakes up, Theresia still has not come, clearly got held up in the medbay again*
*sighs depressedly*
Sometimes, I wish I had died with the rest of the 79th, back on that day... Just need some spiritual assurance, and the one person for it isn't available just now. Oh well, looks like I got a job to do...
*activates vox*
>>43937181
*restrains Hank*
Calm down Hank. Plenty more of them in the ship, don't waste your energy on the dead one.
>>43937192
*on vox*
Alice, I'm coming. What are we facing this time?
>>43937192
Uhrn.
Could even die f'r the emp'ror.
What a waste. Can not see well, how's my arm, I can't feel it.
>>43937192sorry I didn't see that before
>>43937193
>Picks the Assassin up with one fin and plonks her back on her feet with surprising ease
>Makes his way back to the stasis room 'again' to put omicron on his recovery cycle, queing up songs on the assassins ancient Ipod as he goes
>first track is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em30XL9c5NQI'm going bed feel free to use Saharduin if you need to >>43937193
>>43937210
FUCK YOU! I WOULD'VE HAD MY LASGUN IN YOUR DAMN SKULL ALREADY IF THE INQUISITION WASN'T PROTECTING YOUR FUCKING ASS!
>>43937219
>Thrases violently
>>43937230
>replies over the Vox.
"Genestealers mate, Broodlord is dead but some of the little ones are still about."The urge to call them the "Fucking Pantspikeys" was REAL.
I'll go with the Eversor and make sure he doesn't escape the stasis pod again.I'm going ti bed too guys, have a good night.
>>43937264
>Picks up the guardsmen by the arms and pushes his smashed faceplate inches away from his face.
Kid, calm down. You could be having it a lot worse and you're certainly not making anything better.
>>43937231
Enough of that talk, you're alive because the Emperor willed it.
As for the arm...er....
>pulls a pair of injectors off her beltkit.Is the arm so buggered it's completely unsaveable or is it a 'I can't feel it now but it WILL HURT when I can' type of deal?
>>43937315
> leans in to one of the robot's microphones
Keep an eye on this one.
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)
>>43937277
*brightens up*
Really? And on an Ordo Xenos vessel. Guess they got loose from where they were kept.
*bursts into the room where the battle is, unleashes some flames on the nids*bonus because, well, yall know....
>sees a little genestealer skittering into his room through a vent.
>shoots it as it worms through and goes back to work.
Throne, there's hundreds of these damn things...
>>43937331
*flamer clogs, promethium spills out*
Fuuuuuck...
>>43937315
Let go, let go! I must purge for the Emperor!
My comrades are dying in the rooms next door, YOU DOLT!
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>43937331
*Puts flamer aside, draws Fang to slice some up instead*
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43937350
Alright then. I'm not letting you go till you calm down, but we ought not to leave them alone.
>Tucks the guardsman under his arm like a football while brandishing his photon thruster with his other.
Let's go fuck some shit up hank.
>>43937325
> it is bad
>like, bad as in was it an arm before?
> that flamer pistol turns out it was a plasma one. Hope the mechanicus does not find out we blew it up.
>>43937393
>The recoil from firing at one of the genestealers knocks Hank from his grip. A smoldering corpse falls at his feet, and a much more lively body does as well.
Ah crap. Sorry about that.
>>43937405
*finishes with the last of the nearby nids*
Let's see. How bad is it?
>>43937405
It looks like a broken tree branch, luckily its been cauterized the wound.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43937393
>>43937414
OW.
FUCK.
>Gets up, runs toward a genestealker and starts firing
>>43937405
Ooooooooh fuuuuuck me......not you Dolan.
>Alice njects Amelia with a stim, followed by a painkiller and once again looks over the remains of the forearm.
Gary, I need you to do me a favour. Fix your flamer then sterilize your 'Fang' with it will you? I need to borrow it.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43937467
Seriously though Hank, if all my time has taught my anything it's to remain calm under fire!
Though... that might also be the neural conditioning. At least the cogitator override appears to have run out of steam for now, because now I get to shoot some xenos.
>>43937467
>THAT FUCKING GENESTEALKER DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE
>IT IS RIPPED APART BY ONE BURST, AND THE OTHER BURSTS GO INTO A FEW MORE BEHIND IT
OH HELLS THE FUCK YES.
>Hank grabs the head of a dying genestealer and rips it off
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>43937498
I HAVEN'T BEEN NORMAL EVER SINCE A FEW GOD DAMN XENOS ALMOST KILLED MY ENTIRE SQUAD AND CLIPPED OFF MY ARM AND EYE!
I FEEL FUCKING INVINCIBLE, AS IF THE EMPEROR HIMSELF BLESSED ME!
>continues firing
>>43937427
>>43937461
>>43937482
>all she does is mutter something else about emperor forsaken xenos and how they are the cause of literally every problem. Then slowly passes out...
>>43937482
Alright, but let me handle my blade, ok? What needs to be done?
*clears out flamer, reloads it, pours 190 proof liqour on the knife*
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43937534
>The Photon Thruster slices through two genestealers easily, their husks falling to the ground as black falls dance across their bodies.
Yeah, and look at me. I'm a skull and a sack of organs in a metal shell. I haven't felt since before the Emperor sat the golden throne. And I'm cool as a fucking cucumber.
>Moves into close combat with the genestealers
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43937534
You already shot yourself today. Try aiming. Like this
>fires guass-rifle
>>43937600
You were around when the emperor was interred on Terra? Fascinating. I have friends who were awake at the time, but the most important person *they* met was Guilliman, and he's no nearly as interesting. Care to share any stories?
>continues slicing up 'nids as he talks
>>43937582
>>43937585
>leans across Amelia's torso to grip the healthy part of the crippled arm with her unactivated Powerfist.
We need to take this arm and cut it off just below the elbow. No way to save it mate. Dolan, get her legs, aye?
Rolled 18 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>43937662
>Grabs the Lieutenant by the shoulders and pulls her off as his medicae mechadentrides and the mass of saws and syringes go into action...TIME FOR MORE BLOODY SAWING. also +30 because the upgrade increased the number of saws on his Medicae Mechadentride.
>>43937655
>As he saws through a genestealer and crushes another underfoot
Oh no, I never met the Emperor or anyone important. I spent most of my time asleep in a cargo container with a platoon of other Thallaxi.
Boring lot, they didn't purge my memories properly so I was the only one with any proper personality.
I do think I met a Primarch once, but I can't be sure which he was. I can't for the life of me remember what Legion I was attached to. If you can recognize their symbol it would be a great help.
>Gestures to the symbol on his shoulder, the broken Ordo Reductor tower cut in half, with the other half being what appears to be half an eye with a downwards arrow through it.
[Spoiler] just look at the time. I must go now, cut that arm off and put Amelia somewhere comfy. Ack, I know my performance was less than stellar but... ah, whatever.
>>43937534
>>43937605
*shot dismembers a charging gene-stealer*
See nothing to it.
Rolled 64 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>43937715
>Glances quizzically at the Lieutenant as the saws are forced to slowly slice through mostly-intact bone and sinew.
>>43937772
>>43937600
>>43937605
I think we're done here right now..
>looks at the mass of dead genestealers
Next room?
>>43937662
>>43937715
Thronedamn, cogboy! You're making a damn mess!
*trims away the debris on the stump, pours more alcohol on the wound*
You'll be alright, he'll fix you up with an augmetic, same as me.
>>43937762No worries mate. I'm not exactly fit for task myself. Dinnae you worry. Amelia'll be well looked after. She'll even have a new arm by the time you get to mess around again(Assuming the new thread is on Monday. This would be enough time to get arm working da?)
>>43937762In UK are ya? Well don't forget to add me on steam, so you can get into the group
>>43937815
Aye, let's move on.
>>43937828
Hey, Sister! Don't you worry, I'm sure cybernetics have improved since my days!
>Horrible metallic laughing that trails off into the silence crippling depression
>>43937808
>looks back at the Techpriest, then the arm.
What? You're giving me that look.In my defence, the words "That used to be an arm?" usually indicate that the limb is FUBAR.
>>43937859There's a group?
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>43937869
>walks into another room and begins purgin' and smirkin'
>>43937910yeah, on steam. Add me at vexilariusxxvii if you want in.
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>43937758
Hmm... no, I don't, ah, I don't believe I know what legion you belonged to.roll for bluff
>>43937881
>Shakes his head, then hacks off the last of the sinews before cauterizing the wound and ordering a nearby servitor to carry the unconscious Sister to a casualty station.
>Stands up and pulls out a heavy stubber as the two Skitarii rangers flank the Genetor.
>>43937951Eh, i'm fine. I'm already in too many groups.
>>43937983mkay, invitation is open if you change your mind
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>43937953
You holding out on me Nyzart? That didn't sound too definite. C'mon, we're both robot men who lost their bodies. You could at least do this for me.
>>43937922
>Opens fire into the next room as well.
>>43938015
Huh, smaller amount of them..
..This is kind of boring now..huh..
>>43938012Hmm..actually, might join. Gimme a few minutes to do some things.
>>43937977
What did I do? Should I go keep an eye on her?
>hesitantly looks after the Servitor then shakes her head.What did you make me do you Mechanical fuckboi?!
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>43938047
Well we killed the broodlord. I honestly thought that would be a lot harder.
>fires into the horde.
>>43938072
Eh.
>looks at all the dead bodies
Maybe we should start decorating ourselves in skulls the same way the SPESS MAH- What? I mean..the space marines..do.
>>43938127
I've even already gotten started!
>Points at "face"
Hahahahahoho-oh...
>>43938175
...
I..I feel for you comrade.
>pats him on the back
>>43938175
>>43938263That got 2deep2quickly.
>>43938175
*pat*pat*
>>43938127
They we need inquisitorial permission for that. Maybe once were back in our own ship
>>43938015
Well, I can tell you that your legion was... very effective at what they did.
>>43938360
Aight..
..Dolan, did you put something in my meds?
Because I feel..d..er..different.
>>43938331sad thallax is sad ;-;
