Don't know if this is out of place, but since some people are nervous when roleplaying, or have trouble getting their characters personalities off correctly, I figured I'd start this thread
I'm taking requests and I wanna encourage other anons to do the same. Lets see if we can't define your characters a little more.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RaXyole8gk
im decent at impersonations and accents too
Haven't seen one of these in a while. I'm up for shit too, if anyone's got something to read. I know these threads usually get requests for gruff raspy stuff but my voice androgynous and nasely, so keep that in mind.
>>43914313
>>43915559
To get the ball rolling, how about:
>¡mientras tanto, los MAGOS del TIEMPO!
Preferably with multiple voices and/or people that are synced, so it can all be compiled into one audio file to be played at the table when needed.
>>43915637
and so we are off to a less than illustrious start!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dIiVAoQxbM
I'm sorry to have shit up your thread so fast, OP.
>>43916041
It never crossed my mind that I don't actually know of any Spanish accents.
friendly remainder that this was basically made in one of /tg/'s vocaroo threads years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVcdLPqoHg
Might have a go here.
Would some kindly anon consider this request?
The line is simply this in a sibilant voice.
'Hello little one, it is brontosaurus time.'
To make a very long story short, in a game of Dark Heresy, the party wanted to maneuver through a sizable crack in a bulkhead door, The biomancer decided to shape flesh and extend his head a full two metres through the hole. The hapless cultist on the other side had half a second of stunned silence before the psyker delivered this line.
>>43919782
I can't say the word brontosaurus anymore it just comes out gibberish baby noises.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OJaLrQxzcz
I know it's not like the thread has been on the front page this whole time, but it's been hours. These used to be fun threads, if not always the most high quality they were at least active. Whatever happened/
>>43920387
Poetry. I did lose it at the last one. Thanks anon!
>>43920387
Might be the wrong time of day. Could also be that these threads have run their course.
>>43915637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fy8P0tYosU
I tried. I cannot scream MAGOS or TIEMPO higher at this hours of the night though.
I have a miserable normal voice, but I can do some alright BBEG voices if anyone has anything they want read.
Could someone do one for me?
It's for my Angel Law character in Broken Worlds. Just do a deep and booming voice, like you would a paladin.
"Hey! Criminal scum! Turn around and repeat what you said! My burning rage shall ony consume me after I kick your ass! Gather what little guts you have and face The Law!"
>>43922836
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vZyKAjf6RZ
Hey gentlemen, I would love to see your voice take on this image. The "by the emperor" part could be filled with dread, surprise, worry, disgust, annoyance or any of the moods you prefer.
>>43926848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03s0ViVZSvt
I can try to sounds as my inquisitor from Dark Heresy, but it will be kinda hard since he has mask on his mouth in order to help him breathe. (He was exposed to a dangerous gas from a Kroot when the Kroot hunting pack ambushed the party).
So I petend that he sounds a bit like Bane
“For optimists, human life never needs justification, no matter how much hurt piles up, because they can always tell themselves that things will get better. For pessimists, there is no amount of happiness—should such a thing as happiness even obtain for human beings except as a misconception—that can compensate us for life’s hurt. As a worst-case example, a pessimist might refer to the hurt caused by some natural or human-made cataclysm. To adduce a hedonic counterpart to the horrors that attach to such cataclysms would require a degree of ingenuity from an optimist, but it could be done. And the reason it could be done, the reason for the eternal stalemate between optimists and pessimists, is that no possible formula can be established to measure proportions and types of hurt and happiness in the world. If such a formula could be established, then either pessimists or optimists would have to give in to their adversaries.”
>>43929324
Do you want Hayter Snake, gruff or old man or something else?
>>43929415
Whatever you think is best.
Read the first line in your normal voice, no extra flair. I'm gathering a collection of voices for use as subplot hooks. Each voice has a story of its own once my players decide to pursue it.
If you want to go further, you may read the poem after it in the mood of someone who knows they will die within 24 hours.
---
None shall die alone or unknown.
Straying from the straight, their eye with no ire,
the Confidant is called by the flickering fire.
Chasing the Wisp by its whispers
just to collect the cold cinders,
they trace their trail to know without fail
how to best serve their desire.
---
This is my own take:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JIuuvJRlud
>>43929483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b2WJsBWnkx
>>43929797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wqTYvui1du
Excuse the accent, I'm from germany and don't get to speak english all that often.
If you need anything read in german just tell me.
>>43929797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0re6HY22zBp
>>43929797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1InvHqGmadu
Suck at this, but if you find use for it, props to you. Good luck, mate.
>>43930030
All accents are welcome. In fact, if English wasn't your first language, you can help me even more by reading the lines in your original language.
If you're also interested in joining the game I'm using this for (no set time needed), you can hit me up here.
Skype: jossepassant
>>43930360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pIF88FYZyB
Here you go, first line in german.
Translating the poem is gonna take me some time if it's supposed to stay a poem xD
>>43930360
>you can help me even more by reading the lines in your original language.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hQ5jq8hZKb
>>43930474
Translate it however you want, make it YOUR words and not just a transcript of mine.
>>43930544
Very nice. Which language is this, perchance?
>>43930622
Swedish
If someone can do a good Bane impression that would be awesome. Like in my post here >>43928686 my inquisitor has a mask in order to help him breathe. But anyways, if any of you are willing to voice him than be my guest.
"Begone foul Xenos! For I am with the Ordo Xenos! An instrument of the Emerors devine will, and I banish you all from his realm! Ave Imperiator"
>>43930739
>Emperors*
I hate when I misspell stuff.
>>43930739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01K2j6vAN13
>>43914313
"I see you. Trapped within your shell, an unsound mind within a fading vessel, forever in search of a truth you cannot bear to understand. So fragile. So flawed. Driven to waste by basest sin, desires of the flesh, etched upon your wretched heart, and thus you run, moving too fast, through lives too short.
You hope to master your fate, when you cannot master your mind? A fool's task. But I can help, timeless and eternal, I guide you down the righteous path, steward to your dreams. I give you clarity, I give you time, I give you perfection, clad in red and gold.
All this, for but a trifling price. You. Your mind, your life, your love, and all else that you are, mine evermore, till creation fades and darkness falls. With you and you alone I treat, so take my hand, submit thyself to me, and I shall show you greatness without limit."
>>43934077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dkG3i5LowK
In a faraway land, more far-flung in credibility than in kilometers, there was a secluded forest.
And in that forest, in the cozy, smoky shade, dwelt a peculiar people known as the Lanternfolk.
They were a gladsome bunch and rather jaunty too, as one might expect. But times were changing...
>>43931463
>>43934789
Noice, much appreciated
>>43935049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZMBtgCM4qk
>>43914313
I currently have a mage pretending to be the butler of a warrior by having a ghostly summon wield an axe and armor. It can't talk, so the mage has to make a lot of excuses as to what's going on.
Any chance of reading the following:
"I'm sorry, but Dorian asks that all business be dealt directly with him. I'm just a butler."
As refined as you can get it to sound?
>>43935908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tAUsuEs6BD
Best I could pull off.
>>43935289
What is wrong with your voice? XD
Man, we haven't had one of these in months.
Let's get the old voice factory going again.
Deliveries inbound.
>>43915637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HWGc35uCwx
>>43919782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17E9DhUtcQi
>>43922836
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10kUegEspuG
>>43926848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f70XVAkpAG
>>43929324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UxPeM20rgV
>>43929797
First line in normal voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HIIz1DMcYo
Poem:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tWf2d83eFn
>>43934077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nb0zIyRkwj
>>43935049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RUabuh5fCN
I'll keep an eye on this thread for further requests.
Lemme know if you wanted something different from your request (emotionally, vocally, w/e) and I can throw another take down.
>>43935908
Not British:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Owar1v3AJ
Terribly British:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12GlKuWI6OYI need to refresh threads before I post big deliveries, I always end up double-posting and it feels bad.
>>43936049
There are no "wrong" voices; just miscast ones.
That said, is it something with my timbre?
>>43936057
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HIIz1DMcYo
Microsoft Sam?
That poem reading was also good stuff.
I've got something that might work here. A bit of trail-worn exposition, from a hard-bitten man.
"We thought little of it at first. Long winters, dry summers. Rivers ran thinner, grasses yellowed. We tried to move to greener pasture, as we always had, but found other tribes doing the same wherever we went.
Then the shadow fell, and with it came the orcs. It crept into the land itself, darkened what few waters were left, and poisoned any life it came to. The orcs- they were more cunning than wolves, crueler than the north wind on pink skin. Our home became inhospitable.
So we fled west, chasing a tale of old, fleeing the shadow, only to find here your war with the fire that cast it."
>>43936249
I assume he's referring to the vocal fry you used in that take. In my opinion, it was a little intense and the strict regularity made it sound unnatural. It's definitely a good tool for getting that "old storyteller" vibe, but I'd recommend applying it with more variation.
I'm glad you liked my reading of your poem. It was pretty neat, and if you had another way or two you wanted it read, I'd be happy to do so.
>>43936401
Let me know if you want this a little less southern.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zo2ymSwcoF
>>43936510
It'll be a bit before I can get back to you properly, but have faith! I am already thankful for a response.
>"By all means go ahead and think true what you *want* to be true - but do remember this; trust only what you can see with your own eyes, only what you can hear with your own ears. Don't let it be said I didn't warn you. Stay safe."
>in a nasal, tired sounding voice, like a person with a bad cold who's about to go back to bed
thanks in advance, voice friends :3
>>43936057
You have a nice voice
>>43936771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DKLDSJE144
>>43936835
Glad you enjoyed it.
>>43936912
I love it!
>"Don't you understand? We've been played for fools! The wards were triggered from inside on purpose. He can't get in while they exist. But when they started sapping the strength of the people to remain active, the only option we had was to disable them. That's exactly what he wanted. Now he can get inside. There's nothing stopping him anymore! We're all dead! God has forsaken us!"
Spoken by a priest in a small town under siege by an old and powerful vampire.
>>43934077
couldn't resist
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TMMi3zIiKw
>>43936991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nD3Bk2XJ22
>>43936930
Great, I'm happy it worked for you!
>>43937059
>>43934789
>>43936057
I like how all three of you went for the exact same voice and it still sounds nothing alike, if you know what I mean.
>>43937111
Perfect, thank you.
>>43936510
Could you try this? >>43935049
>>43937807
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RUabuh5fCN
Already did, in this post: >>43936057
>>43937247
You're quite welcome.
>>43937116
Everything about the writing just screamed "verbal sneer," and we were able to execute that in different ways.
"Do you remember, doctor, how you asked if I was planning to kill you all? I said yes, and you laughed it off. You thought I was joking. You shouldn't have forgotten that I have no sense of humor."
>>43938000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tyQdJ2rt5c
>>43929797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uLEKK1ypeF
The entirety of either the song "Meme Machine" or 'I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass" in a voice of your choosing.
>>43924272
>>43936057
Law anon here. Thanks for being awesome and doing an even better job. Here's a quick sketch I did of the character. Just to have a imagem in your heads.
>>43940417
And the first idea I had of the character.
Glad to see this thread survived the night! Running through everything I missed since I left.
>>43938000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HfWM3OCRF0
>>43936991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zhfrOytvdn
>>43936835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WE8yZZZ8wS
>>43936771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SEOQSuqQ0C
>>43936401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xDo1QFPjTL
>>43935908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s135oVcOierq
>>43935049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IcCTiSQfde
"Perp's got a pretty consistent pattern. He finds a handsome guy, typically dark haired, physically fit, then stalks them a while. Eventually, he kidnaps them. He's a psychic, one of those mind-controllers, so he has a pretty easy time of it. Tries to induce Stockholm Syndrome, keeps them from leaving. Sometimes they've got powers, sometimes they don't. When they do, he takes them with him on jobs. Starts to get affectionate after a few weeks and start trusting them enough to relax the overt control. Then they try to come to the cops, he murders them, gets depressed and vanishes a few months. Comes back doing normal robberies for about a year, then latches onto another guy, convinced it'll be different this time. Your friend's the fourth one we know of. Fuck knows how many others there have been..."
>>43938000
Nice trips.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eIv3TkXJgm
>>43941190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rVUlJFGnxB
>>43941190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BrrmLqFyh5
I'm a terrible voice actor. I did it a few times changing it where I needed to keep it straight in my own mind. Really just testing this out. Comments are appreciated even if they're how fucking terrible it is. :D Envisioned myself as a detective explaining the situation to the woman in the picture.
>>43940728
>>>43935049 (You)http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IcCTiSQfde
Thank you muchly!
>>43936510
Yes, without the southern, that would do nicely.
Me doing Abadon the Despoiler
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U5sADvgE24
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KkaJWF2Be7
>>43936401
>>43945493
Delivered, sans-southern.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZOfvhy2eH2
>bumping
>>43942526
You're selling yourself short - it sounded fine to me.
>>43926848
Wasn't sure which take sounded better, so I'll upload both.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EUd9XaouFx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ufrS4KKJFy
>"When you can feel the wind blowing, you must know which way to bend, that you might watch the others break. That's all there is to it, Samuel."
>>43952089
>commission
>Literally traced, and fucking badly too.
Wow. I feel so sorry for everyone involved in this
Give me some BBEG lines to read.
Preferably things that need kind of restrained rage to them.
>>43952706
Not quite a BBEG, but close enough.
"I talk the colonel out of executing you, I nurse you back to health, I even keep the others from using you for medical experimentation, and this is how I‘m repaid? I should have let you bleed out next to your whore."
>>43952657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sd8cnnVdkE
>>43953029
Soldiery: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jwWAnCeym0
Smooth: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NG45xwphqL
>>43954113
It's good! I like it.
>>43952706
>"Poor heroes. You will kneel. You will suffer. You will die - just like the ones before you. As it has been done before, it shall be done again; the world's will... cannot be stayed."
>an "enlightened" warlock type character who became a nihilist because he thinks he's the HERALD OF THE END TIMES (in all caps)
Any anons doing female voices in here?
>>43955118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s107mGBrs1cf
>>43955271
No authentic ones yet, but I can do a mediocre impression with a little bit of pitch-shifting magic.
>ba-bump
>>43952706
"Sometimes, I really hate trying to make the world a better place.
I'm trying to be subtle. I'm trying to stay behind the scenes. Despite the whole 'war' thing, I'm even trying to keep people from getting killed. And these little vigilantes just pop up out of nowhere and walk all over the Continent and spit on my plans and just shout at me, 'Come out and plaaay!' It's like I'm playing chess with a pigeon. I know they're not going to stop anything permanently, but they just get right under my skin. I wish I could just grab their great empty heads and just squeeze the goddamn life out of them.
You'll talk to them for me, won't you?"
>>43959355
I had fun with this one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04xmOURegRf
>Late night bumparoo
>>43962249
Morning bump. :D
Is this still going or is thread ded?
>>43959800
I'll remember you, Mr. One-take. You're cool. My co-writer for the campaign is going to love this.
>>43964690
I'm not dead, so I guess neither is this thread.
>>43965558
I hope so! And if we're lucky, your BBEG will be a guy your party loves to hate. I know I would.
>>43955476
>No authentic ones yet, but I can do a mediocre impression with a little bit of pitch-shifting magic.
Your fate is sealed. Go full loli for me.
"Ooh...! To think that you, a low-class peasant, could survive my attacks! Fine. You leave me no choice, fool! Witness the true power of Hecate, undisputed superqueen of the underworld!!"
>>43967581
Mediocrity abounds! Full loli is tough to do without going full chipmunk instead. Hopefully this works for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z48Y95tFqv
>>43967740
You've got some balls, chum. The wrinkly, dangling balls of a true loli.
>>43967581
I want to try this one later, hopefully the thread stays alive for a few more hours.
Can someone do something for my frat boy angel character from MnM? Mybe him saying stop right there professor
>>43952089
Holy shit sir that voicework is amazing!
>>43968769
You got it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MHiIzN5j1Q
>>43968935
Thank you mr.one take its glorious
Can someone do a ork voice?
>>43967581
Man that's some Disgaea sounding shit right there.
>>43969270
You'd think it was a little flat-chested demon princess saying that shit, but it's actually a chuunibyou schoolgirl who happens to be a really low level mage.
>>43967740
And now that I think about it, I didn't really express my appreciation sufficiently. Thanks very much bro, that was actually pretty on-point and it's weirdly gratifying to hear this stuff voiced out loud.
So the coolers of my computer could as well be fucking turbines with the noise they make, what is a good programa to delete background noise automatically?
>>43969490
Use the noise removal thing in Audacity, it's really helpful.
>>43969490
I'd recommend that you record in Audacity (it's free!), use the noise removal tool there, then export and upload your recording to vocaroo or your host of choice. I'm told picosong is also a good one. The noise removal in audacity isn't entirely automagic, but it's pretty simple to operate and does a good job.
That's the workflow I use, anyway.Disclaimer: I am in no way a professional voice actor. There are tons of places to get more qualified advice.
>>43969149
Glad you like it!
>>43969457
It's pretty easy to make a character sound right when they're expressed well in the writing. I hope whoever else hears it is also pleased.
"Christ, will you look at yourselves? All grim and dour, pouting so hard I'm amazed your friggin' cheeks don't fall off. Am I the only one having any fun around here!?"
>>43969794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LhjbQyXcwy
>>43936401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zJbyRU22ri
Sorry about the bad mic
>Ah...! Ah...! Nnh... N-Not there, onii-chan...! It's t-too... Biggg... Uahhn~!
>>43969937
Unless it makes you sound like frying rice, it shouldn't be a bother.
As before with Mr OneTake, it will probably be a bit before I can get back to you with feedback.
>>43949195
I'll queue it up.
>>43969206
Sure can.
>>43970109
You asked for this, ya' creep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YI2UJVWshw
>>43970504
Jesus christ, do you have no limits?
>>43970519
Well, I didn't do it like a loli?
>>43970519
Let's find out
Requesting:
>W-wait onii-chan... Ugh I'm going to break oniiii... You're so big... ONIIIIII-ALLAH ACKBAR *Explosion*
>>43970660
It's a little quiet, I recommend putting on headphones and turning it up.Fucker.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a3zhh8s6LT
Could some anon do
'FUCKING CULTISTS'
or
'Is anyone around here NOT a godamn cultist?'
>>43970874
Forgive me lord for I have sinnedI love you, you magnificent bastard
>>43970896
Have both:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s033bd2TdseP
>>43970921
I hope you ruptured your eardrums.But I could never stay mad at you, Onii-chan.
>>43970874
Fucking hell you're amazing.
Can we be friends?
>>43971032
Seems imouto terrorism is my newfetish
I'll start doing some requests as soon as I get in if the threads still up
>>43971032
Are you available for actual voice acting work?
>>43971402
As I'm in between jobs right now, I wouldn't be opposed to working on something longer-term.
I should have a decent amount of time on my hands until sometime early next year, in any case.
>>43971510
Post your skype. I'm sure there are at least a few people in this thread who would keep you in mind for that sort of thing.
>>43971563
No skype, but you can reach me on gmail, sir.one.take
Apparently there's a rapper who took all other variations of mr one take. What a punk.
"You really don't get why they're callin' you sexist for killing that chick? Yeah, yeah, I know you kill tons of guys, but that don't matter. It's like sucking a dick; do it once and you're gay no matter how many women you've fucked. Kill a chick, now you're a misogynist. Look, I totally agree with you - they wanna fight like men they can die like men. But, uh... well, let's just say good luck with your shiny new scarlet letter, huh?"
>>43972507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12TuUKDbbA3
>>43915637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ifECV0dktl
not pro just wanted to try it.
Heeere i come to save the daaaaaay!!!
>>43970896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D6TkkdMmSk It's not great, but it's something.
>>43973083
The character is indeed the kind of guy you'd find there
>>43955118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10RYGVlhADF
not that anon but i tried, its a little rough.
>>43973335
hah i said saved instead of stayed. my bad.
>>43973074
We musical now:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bSTOoroDaQ
And if that wasn't what you wanted, try this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07lf1mmVyIo
>>43973083
>>43973204
There's a little bit of >>/pol/ in all of us.
>>43973392
The musical one is perfect
>>43973392
be careful One-Take, that's pretty close to SJW "everyone is racist by default" rhetoric desu senpai
I want something to vocaroo the shit out of. Somebody give me something to vocaroo the shit out of before One-Take takes it once.
>>43973546
>"The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s DIM my guy"
knock yourself out kiddo
>>43973571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e55wcboZEf
Quality is shit and i can't do old man voices without going into "Insane old gold miner" levels, but it's what i got.
"'Boiling water'? God, you're such an amateur... Here's what you do. Mix sugar or chocolate into the water until it is thick and syrupy and most importantly, molten. This is so not only does it severely burn the victim, it also sticks to their flesh instead of quickly evaporating like water - we want maximum damage here, damage that will make them regret their mistake every minute of their life. When properly thrown, it can scald to the bone. I call it napalming."
If possible, could the last line sound a bit fond and reminiscent, like someone thinking about a childhood pet instead of horribly maiming someone?
>>43973407
Glad it's what you were looking for.
>>43973421
Avenue Q said/sang it best, I think.
>>43973546
Hey buddy, don't be not recording just because I'm here. More takes from more people is never a bad thing.
>>43973571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y03BloIbUt
>>43973716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rSTohFg366
>>43973780
Thanks man, you nailed what I was going for
>>43974015
Glad it's what you wanted.
I have some things to take care of, so that's all for me tonight. I'll check back in the morning if the thread yet lives.
>>43952089
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ufrS4KKJFy
>>43970874I laughed so hard I made a lawnmower sound and now I'm scared
>>43952657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rOkRz6K1fe
I have potato mic + a voice just a bit too high for this nor did I have any idea if this is some existing character, but I did my own interpretation
>>43970874
I tried doing this but I keep cringing too hard at my own voice when I do.
"you are not lost who are loved. For I am the egg whose mother has died; rest in my shade"
Spoken by a giant sandworm of all things. I'm thinking something along the lines of a James Earl Jones type voice? Prominent NPC gives all kinds of cryptic advice, and occasionally gives minor aid.
And this here's from my paladin, in a bar, telling about a quest he took a ways back. He's different in that he's as bro and relatable as possible while still being lawful good:
Alright, so I took a job saying there was a necromancer going around raising skeletons and building an army, so I go out to stop them. Now, you picture a necromancer: some old dude, right? Maybe even a lich as ugly as his skeletons. But no, this was a pretty hot chick. I get to her secret lair, bust up her minions, and confront her, and the bitch tries to convince me to join her side! She must've gone on for a full ten minutes about how much power and money we'd get, and ruling the world and blah blah blah. So I'm like "alright, sure" and I go to shake her hand, but as soon as we touch I toss her over my head to the center of the throne room (I assume she ordered her undead to build it) we were in. Man, the look on her face when she realized how bad she fucked up asking a paladin to join her evil ranks was just priceless. She tried to send her zombies at me, but I'd already shredded them all, so she tried fist-fighting me, but come on. She was a mage. Mages can't fight. To make it more interesting, I tossed her my axe and had her fight me with it. Yeah, that's right, I took her on bare-handed. She actually did get a lucky swipe in and I got a gash across my chest, but I really didn't care. I can (and did) heal it right back up. She's in the prison now. Right where she belongs.
>>43973166You know, with a bit of working with your pitch, you would literally be Sokka.
Requesting:
>EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR MOTHERFUCKERS PALADIN IS HERE
>>43974589
Y'know, you're right. I've never been told that before. I don't record myself much, so I never noticed it myself. You just changed my entire life, Anon.
>>43974755
>You just changed my entire life, Anon.
Running an elder scrolls tabletop next week, if possible could someone do this request, maybe in a emperor/urial septum voice?
t is the end of the 3rd Era. The Oblivion Crisis has been averted thanks to Martin Septim and the Hero of Kvatch with the banishment of Mehrunes Dagon and the ending of the Septim line. As the Jaws of Oblivion close shut, the dawn of the 4th Era rises, coming with it new tales of adventure and heroism across the lands of Tamriel and beyond. It is Tirdas, 11th day of First Seed, fifth year of the fourth Era, and the true beginning of your lives.
>>43974692
seconding
>>43975003
*It
*Uriel Septim
On my phone sorry
>>43974579
>MFW Someone remembers The Fires Died
Sadly, I can't get my voice to James Earl Jones's level of booming so I'm going to have to pass on this one.
>>43975053
It's one of my favorite things to come out of /tg/
I'm working on some expanding of the universe on my own time. Well, not really expanding so much as getting details down for all the ideas that popped up, and fixing up some of the things that clashed. For example, in my canon, the world is an artificial planet; it doesn't orbit anything and is going in a straight line to who-knows where. Self-heated through internal mechanisms, the sky is fake, showing a sun that doesn't exist and various moons that also don't exist. Originally some people wanted it to be a planet while others wanted it to be a space-ship. Compromise.
>>43975357
Ha, I was actually in the Spaceship camp. I wanted to say that the ship was in orbit around a gas giant with a bunch of moons, which is why they were always changing.
>>43975357
I actually think I was the one to say "fuck the topic, it's worldbuilding time."
>>43975394
This is what I have written down (from the perspective of a team of space explorers stumbling upon the place)
Something that we checked out as soon as it was spotted under suspect that it was artificially created. The planet (unnamed by the natives, dubbed Sinai by the council) is divided evenly into quadrants simply referred to as "desert", "stone", "glass", and "swamp", the borders between which are straight lines. None of the quadrants appear fit for colonies, though life was found in the desert and swamp sections. In the event that we need to make a colony on Sinai, the desert is recommended, as the swamp is full of poisonous fungi and insects bigger than we are (the smallest are about the size of house-cats meanwhile the biggest are building-sized and damn near indestructible). The glass quadrant is just that: glass. Perfectly smooth and impossible to tell how thick; curious, but low priority. Stone quadrant is, as the name implies, covered in mossy stones. Our Geiger counters were going off the charts here; further study warranted using the best radiation protection we can get our hands on. Desert is where things are interesting. It's enough that I'm making a full section for it, and it's where my team and I spent pretty much all of our time on the planet.
Huh, I didn't actually mention the lack of orbit anywhere yet. Well, at least I have the bit about moons written down in another place
>>43975582
and for that, we are thankful
No moon: standard
Violet moon: "Festival moon"
Once a year, like clockwork, a large, violet moon appears at dusk and lasts for a week, ending at dawn. This moon doesn't rise or set though, it just kinda fades in and out of existence and stays in place. The natives keep track of when the moon is going to appear and set up something comparable to a carnival that lasts for the duration. Beyond the standard market stalls selling sweets and keepsakes, there's a lot of musically themed things going on as well: singing and dancing and drum-circles in particular. It's also traditional to have a storytelling competition on the third day. Apparently nomads keep track of the festival moon as well, and will seek out spire communities to join in. Festival moons often have a high concentration of 3-month old children.
Blue moon: remember the fallen
The blue moon is, ironically enough, is not the rarest. Though you probably already guessed from the miracle moon. Actually, the blue moon is the most common, appearing once every fifty days. I actually got to see this one. It's relatively big, appearing about two or three times bigger as the earth's moon as seen while on earth. The blue moon, according to the natives, ferries the souls of the dead on to the next realm. And during its appearance, everybody gathers around to honor those who've passed, old and new.
Green moon: bad omen
(I don't have anything else for green moon yet. A lot of this just has placeholders)
>>43975682
Don't forget that every Odaryje has died when the Red Moon was in the sky.
>>43975682
>Golden moon: "Miracle moon"
The "miracle moon" is a time of celebration, similar to the violet moon, but with an emphasis on making wishes. it's a lot rarer than the violet moon, supposedly appearing once every 75 years, give or take, though there's apparently some inherent randomness to this one, with a 10 year error margin, assuming it shows up that cycle at all. How the miracle moon festivities work is that throughout your life, you keep a "wishing scroll", which is essentially a christmas list, though not restricted to material things. One of the children showed me his wishing scroll, and though I couldn't read it (seems the auto-translator doesn't work with writing, and to decipher it without knowing the actual native language is beyond my abilities. Acquiring writing samples to bring to the specialists would likely be better than the other way around), he was happy to tell me all about it. His wishing scroll listed:
>a baby sand-lizard
>A girl from his community about his age
>to grow up big and strong
>a toy that he had lost when he was younger
>to listen to sandworm sing
>his grandfather, who had passed away three years ago
Talking to others, it seems that not many remove their childish wishes as they grow, as something to look back on. Once a wish comes true, put a mark next to the wish signifying as such. During the miracle moon, everybody gets together to try to help eachother with their wishing scrolls. It's considered bad luck to not have at least one wish granted by the end. A common wish seems to be to actually see the moon, which I guess isn't just a cop out for the bad luck; assuming the stories are true, it could be 85 years between miracle moons, and the average age of death on Sinai seems to be about 50. So it's a once in a life-time event at most where your wishes come true, and I heard that the moon is big and beautiful. Hell, I wish I had gotten to see it during my stay.
(oh yeah, the planet has an auto-translator too)
>>43975723
Damn, that's actually a really awesome tradition.
>>43974692
>Want to just shout this with muffled knocking on the door
>People are over/too late that shouting all this would give me very very strange looks
I've got a slightly longish one if anyone feels like reading it. I envision the speaker as being slightly bored, but go with whatever you think feels right
"Now that you have been properly sorted, welcome to Bunker Seven. You are now a kilometer below the earth's surface. There are two ways out. One is a long, winding passageway, sealed at both ends with two-meter-thick blast doors and filled with traps. The other is death.
Do not become too attached to your fellow prisoners, as many of you will be reassigned shortly. Skilled workers such as doctors and scientists will be given extra rations and privileges. Unskilled workers will be put to labor in necessary areas. Those who perform well will be given extra rations and privileges. Those who lie about being skilled workers will be placed on a starvation diet and set to hard labor for a week. Those who refuse to work will have rations withheld indefinitely. Attempted escapees, revolutionaries, and other assorted troublemakers will be executed as an example to the rest of you.
Now. Are any of you going to be troublemakers?"
>>43980497
we bureaucrat now: http://vocaroo.com/i/s08LfqGTLTrH
Morning bump
>>43980497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10KqIVXyeMJ
Accidentally skipped a line while reading, It turned out ok however.
Kindof interested to hear what ppl think my voice sounds like
Anyone else?
>>43975003
Shoddy Britfag attempt: http://vocaroo.com/i/s03LYLugCtIZ
Good morning, Voice Thread!
>>43974317
That doesn't sound healthy. See a doctor immediately.
>>43974579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pWyueLeBGW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fwjm1V9uol
>>43974692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0caAef8EO2e
>>43975003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ZnyMHmUjs
>>43980497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xdHydntwlJ
>>43982268
You've got an interesting accent that works well for those lines. You mic is a little noisy though, might want to consider using Audacity to clean that up.
>>43985055
Requesting Vegeta charging up to super saiyan 2 for no less than 20 seconds.
>>43985604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJbtj85llDFuck you, guy.
>>43985055
>might want to consider using Audacity
Are there any good Audacity tutorials for people who have never used it before?
>>43985930
There's a very in-depth manual on the audacity wiki, you can find it here:
http://manual.audacityteam.org/o/index.html
There's also tons of good youtube videos, googling around for audacity beginner tutorials should get plenty of results.
Ultimately you just need to look at the noise removal tool and exporting your recordings.
Requesting Vegeta charging up to super saiyan 2 for no less than 40 seconds.
>>43985786
Love youOnii-chan
>>43986127
#minimaleffort
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kfTaa47deX
>>43986127
Why are you asking him to voice increasingly long periods of constipation?
>>43986127
You know he could just do it for like, 10 seconds, then loop and blend it, right?
>>43980982
>>43982268
>>43985055
Thanks guys
I can take a request or two.
Here's a sample: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XLRb4jYBol
If you want something said by a character with a voice similar to that, I'll give it a shot. The quote is from Hellboy.
Bump?
You can use any voice you like, so long as it sounds breathless and spur of the moment. Preferably something like Master Shake from ATHF, although you don't have to do that if you don't think you can pull it off.
"Alright kids, the lesson just transitioned into 'Hunting S-rank Criminals 101.' First thing you gotta do is keep calm. If you panic you're dead. No, I'm not panicking, just excited. Next thing you need is to keep the hell away from that giant salamander summon. I'd bet your asses that thing has poison breath or poison skin or some crap; and even if it doesn't it's big enough to swallow us all in one gulp...
Oh fuck me, she's coming this way. Alright, Ryota, you jump out to the side, throw some swords or something and distract her. Then I'll try and tip that lizard over with an earth technique. That leaves you two to perform the finishing blow. Don't mess this up now kids; if we don't ace this bitch fast, you can be damn sure she'll punch back with something deadly."
>>43988877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16VZYdQaORl
>>43989103
This is excellent, thank you.
Think someone could give this a good shot?
"To my friends and fallen brothers
You have offered us a chance
To build a future from the wreckage
In this desolate expanse.
I won't let this world forget you
We got so much here to mend
You were soldiers for a while
but you'll be brothers to the end."
>>43936057
My god, that was fucking brilliant!
>>43991442
>Mfw I know what that's from
Anyways, here's my request. If someone can so a James Earl Jones solemn cadence, that'd be awesome.
"Our people still draw breath
We fight on through the years
No end in sight
No light of hope
We will not stop
We are Brothers in Blood
We will meet again
At the Emperor's Side
We will not falter
We know our Fates
We will meet again
At the Emperor's Side"
Bamp!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qn2zniStg4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UDqRYRyUfq
>>43970896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S03AAa08TK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uePMGge4ob
Can anyone do this please in a strong ,disciplined ,and powerful voice
