Alright chaps, until the Imperial Navy shifts their arses and drops those Heretics, we're stuck on this Inquisitorial Warship.
I shouldn't have to remind you lot to be on your BEST behaviour. But I will. By the Emperor be polite, keep to yourselves and 'borrow' NOTHING.
Welp, I've started my new job last week and now I can still come here on mondays, but I have to interrupt my part mid-sesion, however I'm still able to rejoin a few hours later. So... about 2 hours from here I'll have to be gone and after another set of 2 hours I should be clear to return.
>>43908305
Yeah well I won't give em cause for offense, but if I give it unintentionally, killing me will be a hell of a chore...
*growls and sits on a marble bench, begins cleaning flamer*
>>43908336You only work 2 hours? I want your job...
>>43908352Part-time job, 2 hours each morning, 2 hours each afternoon, I have a carreer to end you know.
>>43908336No worries mate, real life is priority one. I do hope you shall have fun while you're here.
>>43908338
>Alice 'wanders' towards one of the Cargobay's exits.
>The rest of the Praetorians, all busy with fixing the Chimera's along with Metal Slug are oblivious.
Don't worry about it mate. I do need to find Greely though, need to talk to him about....things.
Also, currently on the traitor crashed cruiser, there are necrons and tau attacking, and some word bearers champions have started rebelling on Virmanthras because they're tired of following his streak of failures, so antagonist activity will be a bit low from my end for now, I kinda want to keep the big battle for once I've already returned from my job.
Also, reminder to newcomers that we have a Steam Group and an 1d4chan Wikipage
Im here early, thats new.[/spoiler[
ggggeeeetTTTT your hot meals here! Grilled meat! Thick soup! Good booze! Nuts and bolts salad! And even devil toad suprise!
We accept all kinds of currency! Gold thrones! Power packs! Orc teef! Wraithbones! BOTTLECAPS!!
Dine at Emprah Cargo grill now!
>>43908305
Oh no worries Sergeant. I brought this bag filled with stuff from home
>Continues walking around with the heresy box.
>>43908387
>>43908413Seems we're both guilty of fucking our spoilers. DUUUUURRRRRR
>>43908473Were off to a good start.
>>43908434
So what else is in there besides the titty mag?
>>43908473Best way to prevent it is by putting your spoiler content at the end of your comment
>>43908497
Yeah what else is there
>>43908434
Hey wants some nuts and bolts salad? We've got anti-freeze dressing. Only 3 Imperium thrones
>>43908497
>>43908518
I don't care, just glad that's bloody over. Need to thank Greely for saving me the ammo.
Nuts and Bolts.....I'm honestly alarmed. Well done.
>Alice ducks out of the Cargobay, heading in what is marked as the direction of the Chapel.
>Arthur climbs off 'Slug' and drops onto the decking.
I wonder if I could get us transfered to the Inquisitors Retunite....
>>43908518
>Shakes the heavy box, causing several metallic objects within to clatter.
>>43908570
Xeno tech then?
Also, nut salad?
>>43908543
That'd be alright with me, since I hear they'll let their men work.
>>43908609
>Facepalms, then points to all the holy scriptures on the box.
>>43908639
We'd certainly welcome you along if we got accepted mate, Emperor knows it would do us all some good. Some of us more than others....Although we wouldn't be really be part of a Penal Regiment if this happened. The most I can see happening is 'officially' being 'inducted' as Greely's Retunite.
>>43908664
Why are you keeping the holy scriptures along with the titty mag?
>Currently curled up in an impressively compact fashion in a storage area where other important things probably belong
>>43908686whoo! Hellguns for everyone! Or more likely, Greel is just gonna get tied into the regiment.
>>43908686
Yeah ain't that the truth. Wait, Greely is an honest to Throne Inquisitor? Thought he was seconded from the Adeptus Arbites.Well, would it be so bad to let this thing evolve into something else? Something less micky mouse and more straight up, Expendables style ops?
>>43908697
Hey, anyone know where Khat is? We DID extract her right? I never seen her on the Valk.
>>43908711
He's just a Detective, but with him working for the Inquisition then he's close enough eh?
Just like with the Imperial Guard, when drop out of the Warp and say the Emperor demands your loyalty then you'd believe we're speaking for him.Honestly I'd be all for it just saying that we wouldn't really be Penal Regiment /tg/ anymore. Unless it was only a few of us(Meaning most of the PC's) that got inducted. Unless we all got inducted and the Regiment officially stays a Penal Regiment to hide the imminent doom of the enemy?
So how does this thing work, and what has it that makes it better than other rolepaying groups on /tg/?
>A mechanical creature, roughly man shaped but with animal like legs and no face, staggers out of a nearby access hallway.
>It begins to speak in a scratchy digital rendition of Drop Sergeant Rama Vakron's voice.
Oh by the Emperor what's going on. Where am I? Why am I so cold? What happened to the demons on the ship?
I still have this heretical heavy weapon.
*lifts blastmaster*
I think I should get rid of it as fast as possible.
>>43908807
That's a fact, QM.
>>43908785
....what happened to you?
>>43908782
Yeh, that's close enough I reckon. Guess we'll find out when we meet this Inquisitor of his...
>sits in the corner
>>43908785
>places a hand on his Laspistol Holster.
By the Emperor! What....are you?
>>43908880
We'll see indeed.
>>43908785
What in the?.....
Salad?
>>43908880
We were on the ship after the Geller field failed, and the demons were everywhere. After taking out some of the daemonettes in the generator room, I closed my eyes to catch my breath. Then suddenly I couldn't open them, and first it got real loud, then it got real hot, then it got really slimy, then it got really quiet, and then it got... unspeakable.
When I opened my eyes, I couldn't feel anything and I have no idea how much time has passed. I was at the bottom of a ventilation shaft on this ship. Like this.
>Gestures to his mechanical body.
I'd heard of the tribulations of the warp, but I had no idea it could be this pronounced. I don't know where or when I've been.
>>43908785
Don't worry. Nothing wrong. You look great.
>>43908962
>>43908880
*Still agape*
Lets stick a melta charge on him, just in case.
>>43908962
Well I got no more questions for ya.
I'd like to remind everyone that when antaganon returns we'll probably have to help that assassin assassinate virmanthras.
>>43908783better? I doubt there is anything special penal regiment /tg/ does, besides taking in the most cowardly, craziest, dumbest, bravest, smartest and insanely glorious characters into one group and lets hilarity ensue.
>>43909012
>A familiar smiling skull appears behind you, breathing deeply
>>43909044
Well look who it is! Hungry?
>>43909064
>Holds up bloody neuro-gauntlet
>Give's thumbs up
>Make's shark gesture and shrugs shoulders
>>43908962
Well.....shit, I'm uh....not sure what to say about that....
>>43909003
Or we could not, that also works.
>>43909023I at least hope I can talk to Greely first. Shit needs to be said, I don't want to just magically do it when the Inquisitor is one of his chars.
>>43909003
>>43909012
I think... I remember... Mars. Yes. I remember the tech-priests of Mars. And... Space Marines? Tens of thousands of Space Marines. None of it is clear. I remember Holy Terra, and the Emperor, but these eyes are not mine. This body is not mine. Everything is so cloudy now.
All I know is that I must serve the Emperor and the Omnissiah. It is all I have left.
>>43909044
Well howdy. This your boss's ship?
>>43909091
Alrighty then, i'll fix you up something meaty.
Rolled 85 + 10 (1d100 + 10)
*Works on the lathe blades and their handles*unless he is needed, that's all he'll do for a while. Cue the return of field chirurgeon Rogan
>>43909099
That lascannon is making me queasy. Lets find a tech-priest.
>>43909101
So your mind has become integrated with the memories in that suit. Interestin.
>>43909108
>Shakes head
>Removes smiley face attachment and puts a stern looking one on
>Points at self
>>43909101
OOZ DIZ DEN?
>>43909136
Here's a plate of all the scrap grilled meat i can find, also have some sauce.
>>43909210i fucked up. also im napping for a bit
>>43909136
Huh. Cryptic.
>>43909166
We know who he is. Who are you, and why do you smell like an ork?
>>43909210
>Looks confused
>Mushes face into plate
>Doesn't seem to eat any but mask is now covered in blood and sauce
>Thumbs up
>>43909023Alright I'm leaving now, be back in two hours or so with Virmie ready.
>>43909101
Alright, let's have a look-see. It'll give me something to do while I wait for my homeworld to be destroyed.
>begins examining the former drop-sergeant
>>43909239
>>43909219
>Gestures to for you to follow
>Blood and sauce dripping from skull
>>43909289
*Follows omicron*
>>43909289
>trudges out of bathrooms, looking slightly unwell
Uh, who has the eversor eaten?
>>43909239
Datz cuz ive been killin okz ya gitz.
>>43909289
Alright....
*stows cleaning kit, slings flamer, follows*
[Spoiler] interested in playing. Is it only guardsmen or possibly other roles as well, like SoBs or ogryns or whatever else?
>>43909336
>>43909359
>Run's down corridor entering codes for each door way at a alarming pace
>>43909345
>Grabs fanner and put's him on shoulder leaving a redish stain on his clothes
>Seems to be heading towards the bridge
>Knocking countless servitors and ship personnel over
>>43909400
>Sprints after them on metal legs.
>>43909381Its a crazy house, jump in as a squat if you want.
>>43909400
>Does he want me to serve on the bridge?
>>43909381I think most stuff is fair game providing you don't become Steven, Destroyer of Worlds, Devourer of Sun's and claim to kill every character you meet, I'm currently playing a clearly dysfunctional Eversor which has been overly nice to everyone and only has 1 possible kill at the moment
>>43909400
>follows
>>43909400
What in the Emperor's teeth are you doing?
>>43909381We have had both an Ogryn and a Sister, but neither have been able to make it lately. Playing a sister would make sense since we're on an Ordo Hereticus ship
>>43909431
>Just keep's running
>Fanner has been smashed through about 40 people so far
>>43909465
Might have to call in Jackson for these people later.
>Open's bridge's bulk head door at full sprint
>Wave's at Inquisitor who is little more than a head on a stick propt up in the captain's chair.
>Smashes into observation window and falls down on top of fanner
>Jumps back to feet
>>43909465
>continues to be bashed through people at surprising speed
ARGH EMPEROR WHY OW SHIT
>>43909500
>23K lands on him
>makes quiet wheezing noise and passes out
>>43909464did greely say what ordo this is? On another note, have we ever met any actual, non-chaos space marines?
>>43909500
>>43909506
Ha! I wish i have an occular recorder.
>>43909522
>Looks down at hurt 'friend'
>Neuro-gauntlet fills with blue liquid
>Injects a little into FannerIt's slaught combat drug, pretty much adrenaline to wake you up and make you feel perky
>The Praetorians, including Arthur are currently sitting in the Hanger extremely confused, before they shrug and continue working on the vehicles.
>>43909464Slug is your bby Gary, what actually needs done that a bunch of Veterans could do? I know it's working but incredibly rusty.
Blorbl?
>>43909564
>suddenly sits bolt upright
>eyes staring wide open
I FEEL MORE AWAKE THAN I HAVE EVER DONE
>>43909619
wutz in da name of 'oly tera ar youz?
>>43909638
Are you... a krork?
>>43909638
>*Hugs Greenjaws leg*
>>43909663
AM ah prowd Gardzman of dah emprah yah git! Wutz a krork?
>>43909671
roight. *picks up walking junk pile and opens up the garbage bin*
>>43909619
I have seen these things on Vrax. Litte bastards.
>Vanishes into the Garbage Container, not without showing everyone the finger.
>This is my home now
>>43909722
wutz iz it den. it reekz.
>>43909756
juz stey in der. bfor someonez trowz a stikbomb at yez.
>Just stands on the bridge trying to figure out what everyone is doing.
>>43909671on an inquisitorial vessel?
>>43909762
Little deamons of Nurgle the god of pestilence and decay. Normally they follow greater deamons of Nurgle, but I have no idea how this one got here. Maybe one og the Inquisiton forgott to lock up its cage.
*fires a bolt round in the garbage bin*
>>43909797radical inquisitors pet maybe
>>43909797An Inquisitorial vessel that isn't even in the Warp. Also you asked earlier but I didn't answer, issn't Greely Ordo Xenos? I remember him first showing up around about the time we found the Lictor.
>>43909814>>43909811
[Spoiler]The Inquisitor is pretty much a head on a stick[/spoiler]
>>43909831Nyet Comrade. Greely has actual living breathing Inquisitor who tells him to do shit involving Regiment. Unless the head on stick one is decoy for especially stupid Xenos.
>>43909500
dafuq?
Gary, we need to talk.
Hello, young 'uns. I'm back from a... Conversation, so to speak.
>>43910007>The Necron is using the patented "X, we need to Y" line
>PANIC INTERNALLY
>The Praetorians get as much as they can done, then return to their vehicles for tea.
>activates his combead.
"Has anyone seen Ensign Wellsley? She's not with the Chimeras and I can't raise her on the Vox."
>>43910007
Whadya want?
>>43910142
I've been... dishonest... about my true origins, as you have no doubt discovered. I am the rightful heir to the necron dynasty on the planet below, and I have been betrayed.
>>43910136
I dunno. I been prayin' 'ta me statues.
>>43910306it's really dead today, isn't it?
>>43910339I lack a story hook and there isn't much my character could do on a ship
>>43910357pray antaganon gets back soon
>>43910306
*smirks*
Ya don't say. So whadya want me to do about it, besides purge your metal ass?Yeah, I may be in and out, doing shit today
>>43910339agreed. I don't have really anything to comment on, and no good plot hooks to provide to you guys. Maybe I'll provide a bad one if nothing happens...
Yarp. Much dead. So little interaction. Wow. Also: WoT Matchmaking sucks.
"Anyway, if someone finds her, tell her to get herself back to our Cargobay, eh? Cheers."If Greely doesn't show, I might have to have Arthur talk to some other Inquisitor or a member of Greely's one's Retunite about the promotions or something. I've been meaning to do it for ages but MURDERMACHINES keep getting in the way.
>>43910388
Ramothis, my half brother. He's the overlord you saw in the tomb. He framed me when our father didn't survive the bio-transference processn claiming the throne in my stead. I was able to escape with my life, but not much else. I went into hibernation alone.
>>43910467
Alrighty, sir. I be strollin' around, If yer need me. Won't be far, not with these Inquisishun people close.
>>43910518y'know, I should probably be telling Greely this instead. Can I say this didn't happen?
>>43910584
I appreciate it. No idea why she wandered off though....
>>43910590Honestly Gary is probably one of the best people to tell, if he hasn't slagged you for being a Xeno yet he maybe won't. Although I see your point, it's rather above all our Guardsmen's paygrades.
>>43910590I don't think you can... But I don't make the rules. Probably just a matter of whether Gary's player agrees to the retcon.
>>43910633
Reminds me o' me granddaughters daughter... She was a wild one. Went to the forest without permission. One day though... Well, Ensign be ol' enough 'ta take care o' herself. Don't worry.
>>43910518
Boo fuckin hoo, again, whadya want from the guy who's job it is to turn your kind into slag? If ya want someone to cry to, ya definitely picked the wrong guy.Gary knows anyway what you are, so it doesn't really hurt or help to be honest
>>43910722
I don't have to take this. I'm going to look for wellsley.
>>43910689
I'm not -that- worried about her hurting herself, it's most unusual behaviour for her, I don't get it.
>>43910854
Suit yourself, ya creepy metal bastard.
>>43910881
You want me lookin too, skelly?
>>43910881
She seemed awfully troubled the last time I spoke to her. Something about vraks, I think?I think it was vraks, I might be misremembering.
>>43910921
Cracks? She broke somethin'?
>>43910881
>>43910921
Vraks huh? That where your regiment ran into them daemons, skelly?
>At the planet's surface
FOOLS! KEEP THE XENOS AT BAY! WE NEED THE HERETEKS ALIVE TO REPAIR THE WARP DRIVE!I'M BACK FROM THE ABYSS.
Give me a minute to read what I've missed
>>43910965Ya ain't missed anything to speak of
>>43910919
"I'd appreciate it mate, you'd probably have better luck tracking anyone than we would."I assume that Gary is still far enough away that Vox's would be required da?
>>43910921
>>43910854
Vraks? That doesn't sound right, she's only been in one battle, nowhere near Vraks, nor anywhere near as important.You might be thinking of QM, AFAIK he swrved on Vraks. Or maybe, MAYBE Dmitry.
>>43910965
*Cold shivers* I feel like the first time I heard 'bout the witchin' dark... Do yer people feel it too?
If it wasn't enough with the Necrons and the Tau some of our... idiotic battlebrothers think they can rule over me. This whole mass-sacrifice plan would have gone to hell if it wasn't because they souls work as any other.
AND KEEP THE CANNONS FIRING! GET ME THAT INQUISITORIAL SHIP OUT OF AIR SPACE! I WANT IT DOWN! DIVERT ANY POWER TO THE CANNONS IF YOU MUST!
>>43910994Yes, I've seen... wow you guys really depend on a plot hook these days.
>>43910997
I know for a fact that she was put off by those daemonettes when the Gellar field
was breached.
>>43910965
>gauss-fire fills the air. in the distance, a pyramidal structure looms.
>>43910940
Vrax was one of the best wars I ever fought. I fought twelve years on that hellhole. Billions died. It was truly glorious.
>>43911020I'd try and come up with some stuff to keep it going if it weren't for two things. The first that I am....eh, not the most confident and two, closely related to the second one, I don't want to step on your toes, especially when you're significantly better at it than me.
>>43911032
Billions?! Yer sky people amaze me with yer numbers.
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>43911025
No... that can't be so...
Monolyths are upon us! I'm growing tired of waiting for this blasted relic to charge up! I can't feed it souls of soul-less machines, SHOOT THAT SHIP OUT OF THE SKIES!Rollan for the aim of the remaining ship guns trying to hit the Inquisitorial ship.
>>43911025
How put off was she? I'm as stumped as any of you might be.
>shrugs his shoulders, his expression one of genuine confusion.
>>43911098
She was really shaken up. She talked to Gary about it, he might be better able to tell you the whole story. I was busy accidentally waking my kin.
>>43911072
>the sea of necrons parts, letting through a grim procession of praetorians
>>43911072
What in tarnation! It be shakin' 'ere! *locks wheelchair's wheels*
>>43911136
Chosen(His bodyguards)hold the ground! I need to retreat into a safer area to charge the relic! Vilus you're in charge here!
>Multiple murmurs to himself as he retreats:
I am so close! The Gods won't give it to me because I venerate the four but I can force it! I know I can! I just need more time, more souls!
>>43911136
Hm, I'll do that, you have my thanks.
>activates his combead.
"Hey Gary mate, you got any idea why Alice has fuc-
>>43911072
>>43911140
>stumbles as the Heretic fire intensifies.
Can't the Navy kill one crippled ship?!
The Royal Navy would have been done long before now!
Xeno? I don't know how you're sending so many Necrons here, but it's working, Virmanthras is falling back. I've just finished terminating the main gun operators of the ship and some of his greatest champions along the way. The coast should be clear for a landing, that is if you wish to face off the psyker. He's run into a hill with that blasted relic of his.
>>43911293
Sounds good. Prepare for planetfall!
>>43911323
Me too? I gotta... Oh. Right. Me musket blew up... Well, crossbow time it be!
>>43911358
You want to hunt a chaos lord with a crossbow?
>>43911293
>>43911323
>>43911358The Callidus is speaking to Ny through a severed Crossiantcron head, none of us pathetic Mortals can hear him.
>>43911394
Yer want me 'ta use spear?
>>43911293
Those necrons are not under my command. My rule was usurped by my brother and I was cast out. Perhaps after I annihilate Vimanthras I can meet him in battle and clear my name.
Prepare for planetfall.
>>43911397
[Spoiler]her*
I think I had already stated her gender once, but I might have been wrong.
>>43911397Oh, right... Typical me
>>43911397Shit. I want to kill something
>>43911397hear her*
Looks like the Heretic fire has eased up. We might be able to chance a landing, it'll be incredibly dicey though. I hope the IN Bomber Squadrons are actually competent.
The fuck?! So there was no Exterminatus? Damn, just when I was ready to work for the Inqy...
>>43911442
There's no need. Just wear anot oxygen mask and one of these and you should be fine.
>a rack of praetorian anti-grav packs crackles into visibility in the hangar
>>43911483
Hey in the Inquisition's defence, would you risk this guy getting away again when you could go down to confirm the kill? I sure wouldn't.
Hm....
>Arthur appears to be in thought for a few seconds before turning again to Gary.
Mate, I need to ask something of our 'host'. Can I trust you to find Alice for me?
>>43911495
Erm... What be those?
>>43911483
> crawls out of the vents
Exshterminatus? When? What did I missh?
>>43911495Jumping from orbit? We Felix Baumgartner now.
Eh? We're going back down, into the necrons, tau and traitors? That seems, uh, dangerous.
>>43911495
By the Emperor.....I don't suppose you've got some Praetorian-Pattern Carapace in Woodland DPM too?
Right, get the men prepped for a Low-Orbit Drop, like I said, need to put on my polite face.
>>43911534
*grins*
Well hey there Sis, care to freshen up?
*offers flask of Lictor whiskey*
>>43911534
Whoa!... No hearsay here. I speak just facts, thank you very much.
>>43911563
Why aren't we using the Thunderhawk? It has my tank in it still doesn't it?
>>43911582
Uh. No, no, shhshsh, I need, I need to find shumone- I remember, shumtin' about shenosh all over the place an'then, then I wash in the vents...
Uh.
>>43911583
Wha? What did i shay?
>>43911595
You can't have an honor duel from inside a tank.
>>43911595
Too slow mate, even if the Pilot took her in at a dive, ground fire could still bring it down, we'll need to send in some Drop Troopers first to secure an LZ.Remember, our peeps have no idea that we have inside help. Also what's Gary's full name again? It was Garian Something. I need it for reasons.
>>43911635
Ah, don't you worry about it just come with me and we'll find the xenos.
*picks her up, armor and all*
>>43911635
Erm... Just making sure... *Closes the pocket containing his small wooden statues*
>>43911652
Son of a bitch. Fine...
*grabs a grav chute*
Should we take this drunk Sister or leave her?Garian Lawzom is his given name, yeh
>>43911657
We gonna fight shenosh?
> waves a chainsword happily
>you can't but notice it is a very dirty chainsword
> dirty being a gentle word for soaked in blood
Weeee! Where'sh out transhport?
>>43911563
I'm afraid that I don't have much use for armor anymore.these are triarch praetorian jump packs to be clear.
Right chaps, get yourselves ready for combat and Gary, take your new....err.....friend and try and find Alice aye? Time to be impeccably polite.
>Arthur nods to the group then turns and walks out of the Cargobay towards the Command Center.
>Anyone who may have been looking earlier will have seen Alice head in the direction of the Chapel.Roight switching to bitch wot needs to be found while Arthur goes full Praetorian with A Inquisitor.
Speaking of: Sorry Greely, but the fact of the matter is that the Regiment simply needs more Officers. An assault of this scale really can't be led by NCO's only. You can decide whatever you wish to restrict it with later, or if it was even your Inquisitor he talked to when you're on....but yeah, I'll stfu now.
>>43911710
We dropping in hot, sis!
*holds her still and straps on a grav chute*
Stay here till we're ready...
>>43911808
Thash Amelia, y'know.
>carefully tries to follow gary, stumbling after him
Y'know what. I cannut shtand shenosh. I hope, hope we kill a lot. Don't you?
>sits in the Chapel praying silently, eyes still open.
>>43911846
*holds her up*
Me either Sis. Hate all xenos, been killing em all my life...
What are we doing. I kinda lost it.
>>43911954
Yah, that's right'n'proppa. Pro-operr. Proper. I, I remember, I wash supposhed to do sum thing. About shenosh, here on thish ship. Do you think we haf any sheno here?
>>43911967
Arthur is talking to the bosses bosses boss while most of the others are preparing for a Grav-Drops and Gary is....cozying up to the drunken SoB. Doesn't suprise me really. Although I'm wondering if he IC just has a thing for Space Nuns or whether it's the hair.
Also this thread is the ultimate kill tonight.
>>43911967you're getting ready for a grav jump
>>43912010FUCKING. SPOILER. FUCK.
>>43911954
Need sumfin' for 'er? De-tox seems 'ta work fer cases like 'ers.
>>43911984
Yes ma'am, proper it is all right. And yeah, we'll find them xenos, you just worry bout sobering up...
>>43912043
Seen it all before, doc. She'll be fine in a while.
>>43911885
ALICE! WHERE ARE YOU? WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BACK ON GROUND!
>>43912146
Alrighty then. I'll go get a sip o' fungus juice an' get ready 'ta come down in one o' 'em big metal birds.
>>43911984
Are... is she talking about me?
>>43912010Lol, he likes Sisters cause they know how to lay a righteous fire on the foe, and do it just as well as Catachans. Plus he serves the Emperor, and they're daughters of the Emperor. And they dont smell as bad as Catachan girls. So yeah, he's got a thing for em.
>>43912146
>shuffles back into the Cargobay after a few minutes, looking somewhat fatigued.
I'm needed here?
>>43912146
Canoness says me better not fight sobeh, ruins mah aim. Woun'you haf sum more drinkin', ah?
>>43912216
*mutters* No matter if 'e wants, I need one...
>>43912196
Nah, just drunk. But I suggest you make yourself scarce when she sober up, or else lay your cogboy disguise on thick.
Don't get me wrong about helping your metal ass out, I have every intention of melting you when the time is right, but for now, you're useful to us...Also because I'm not the kind of dick who'll do that without a reason
Lets get to the planet ! How long does it take to prepare those damned dropships. There heretics won't kill themself. Or even worse, maybe they are already dead when we arrive. Am I the only one here who wants to deliver the Emperors fury!?
>>43912216
Don't mind if I do... *drinks from his flask* well, can you fight in melee sober?
>>43912215
Your brother was asking for you. You ok? Need to sit this one out?
>>43912255
Weeee! Heretic'n'shenosh! Burn them at the stake!
>spins on herself, swinging the chainsword
>>43912251
M'better be drunk for thish one, y'know...
-What yer talkin' about? Meltin' who?
>>43912255
We all do QM, I can't make the servitors work faster.
>>43912216Were you the one asking about a SoB or Ogryn role earlier?
>>43912295
Never you mind, Sis Amy. You always drunk for everything?
>>43912310
>Sets the heresy box on a table and starts waving the group over whilst clicking repeatedly.
>>43912295
*evades the swinging sword*
Keep calm Sister. The heretics are on the planet and not here on the ship.
>>43912255
We will deploy when we recieve Deployment Orders, not before, such is the will of the Emperor.
>>43912283
Unless I recieve orders to do so, I shall join the assault. As the Emperor wills.Also yeah, what was 'Garian's' Surname again? Everyone knows Praetorians like making everything formal.
>>43912322
Reminds me a bit of Gaurun.
>>43912335
Mhhh, y'say? Dun you know, the herretic can be anyone! ANYONE!
Even you!
>>43912322
Or you!
Mh, no, no, no, only when I haf to do sumthing important.
>>43912310Yup
Sir I heard someone talking about "daemons"
what is a daemon?
>>43912340
How can it be the Emperors will to allow those filthy heretics to taint this galaxy for even a second longer?
>>43912380
Lil filthy pile o' Warp.
>spits on the ground
>>43912404I'm going to sleep now, have fun guys
Alright, the levels of stagnation this thread is getting are ridiculous, time to speed things up.
>A violet light forms around the relic given the glorious carnage happening around it.
IT IS UPON US!
>A beam of pure light emerges from it, going through the planet's skies, shattering the surrounding clouds.
BARE WITNESS UNBELIEVERS! MY ASCENSION IS CLOSE BY!
>>43912384
It is simply the will of the Emperor that our orders take time.
>Arthur marches back into the Cargobay, Colour Sergeant's stripes conspiculously absent from his uniform, followed by a pair of Riflemen lugging crates.
>He marches over to Battleaxe and gestures towards Gary.
>"Sergeant, I require your presence.....and good work finding our Ensign."
>>43912348
Yeah... I miss him.
>>43912353
Fair nuff, Sis... *drinks*
>>43912340Lawzom
>>43911175
> a voice booms across the field of battle
> look and see, noble councilors. This is the filth that my brother would collude with to wrest control of our father's dynasty.
>>43912327
>Continues waving and begins clicking frantically as the box starts visibly vibrating...
>>43912559
Ah yes, what's this then?
>>43912536
Eh?
*looks up from ogling Sister Amelia*
What can I do for ya Skelly?
>>43912559
Oh fuck me I forgot to change my namefag from Dornan to 9.
>>43912551
See, it's not tha-
>>43912574
's going on here?
>>43912580Or spoiler, for that matter.
>>43912555
You Xeno filth! I'd rather die than agree to an alliance to any of your kind! I'll be coming for all of you once the ritual ends!
>>43912588
Hang on, Amy, be right back, lemme see what Skelly wants...
If the don't manage to get us out of this ship then we have no other option than to take the ship with us.
*runs in direction of the bridge*
>>43912607
>Pop's up behind you with big smiling skull face
>>43912614
Yeah, see if you can't make em dock the ship in low orbit, like we did with our own.
>>43912619
Well howdy!
*pats him on the head*
>>43912614
>>43912629
Couldn't we just, uh- I suppose no drop pods, aight?
>>43912574
>Arthur pulls a small pouch from his breast pocket and tosses it to Gary.
>"Sergeant Garian Lawzom, you are promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major, effective immediately. You can wear that brassard till we can get you something more permanent.
>"Quartermaster 113851920, Deputy Assistant Quartermaster General, effective....."
>Arthur raises a hand to his Combead and responds with a basic "Yes Sir".
>"Alright men! We're going in now! Grab your Chute and drop immediately!"
>>43912629
Ähm...yes. Of course that was what I had
in mind.
>>43912589
>Continues waving anybody nearby over as the box continues to shake with greater intensity...
>>43912661
Well alright! Ill give this back soon as i tatoo on the new rank. Thanks Skelly, or is that Sir now?
>>43912695
... What is that y've there, Techie?
>>43912661
Alright, in order to use these without killing yourselves, you need to listen to me very carefully.
>goes through a crash course on how to use the packs correctly
>>43912718
Indeed.
>>43912695
>>43912718
>Removes the clamp in double-time, before pressing one of his robotic hands to the biometric scanner and searching for the key with the other...
>>43912704
Very perceptive, yes, I got myself promoted to Captain. There are other promotions too, but it's been made apparent that we're out of time so I'll need to announce them later.
>Both Riflemen drop the crates near the Chimeras then run to grab Grav Chutes.
Grab a Bolter from that Box Gary, Quartermaster then grab your chutes. Things just went to hell and we need to drop NOW.
>grabs his own Bolter and scrambles outside for a Chute and equipment.
>>43912718
Don't you worry bout it Sis, it's contained is all you need to know. *guides her back to seat* What's your rank? You just a Battle Sister?What is in the box is porn of Ensign Alice, conjured into existence by our Blank Laroque's filthy imagination, among other heretical things
>>43912782
*salutes*
Aye aye, sir. And congratulations.
>>43912795
> Amelia stares suspiciously, but lets the techpriest go
Ya. I'm, mh, going to be promoted though. Soon. Really. Are we dropping or not!?
>>43912762
Wait, are you OPENING the heresy box?! This can't be good.
>>43912782
Then let us charge! For the Emperor!
>>43912830
Yup! Get your gear together, see ya on the ground!
*jumps after Skelly*
>>43912598
>"see, my court? the warp-thing lies, just like Nyzart. truly they plot to bring about our downfall."
>>43912824
Pfft, enough of that 'Sir' nonsense, if I know you then it's Arthur or Skelly, unless it's official business, bit that's a given.
>clips into his chute and turns to address the men.
Alright listen up! We need to drop ahead of our Aircraft and clear an LZ to drop the our Armoured Vehicles. If you land too far out then head for....well you'll see it when we jump and set up a watch post. We clear?!
>>43912884
Ah Nyzart. I'll make sure to send him your condolences when I take his skull as trophy... by bashing him with yours.
Warriors! Keep the Necrons at bay! The ritual is almost complete, the artifact is charged and responding, soon I'll be able to force my own ascension!
AND WHERE THE HELL IS VILUS?!
>>43912898
>Stands behind with Grav chute
>Breathing heavily
>>43912854
>Glares at the Lance Corporal whilst the box continues shaking, the search for the key forgotten, before grabbing the box and flinging it out of the craft.
>>43912874
>god emperor, it is high
>like really high
>I don't wanna.
>like, no.
>... I need another drink.
>>43912898
Aye, s-sir!
>Amelia quickly recovers her flask and drinks from it
>>43912898
*taps commbead*
Good thing my vox is in, seeing as I've jumped the gun, heh...
>>43912918
>"my warriors, assault this spawn of the old ones! we shall cut it off from the immaterium permanently!"
>>43912947
>Grabs a grav-chute and jumps after Gary, completely ignoring Arthur.
>>43912947
>jumps
>>43913035
>Follows the metal man
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>43912920
>>43912940
>>43912941
>>43912947
>Alice dutifully pulls a Grav Chute on and moves to stand next to Arthur.
>Arthur gestures each person out the bay doors before jumping himself, Alice in tow.
FOR EMPEROR, AND IMPERIUM! CHAAAAAARGE!!!
>>43912947
>you know what, it seems even higher-
>Amelia jumps finally, but with her eyes closed
I'm interested in joining, can someone give me a rundown of what's going on right now and what I should sign up as?
>>43913120I had no idea, yet I am here. Roll with it, I guess.
>>43913120
>>43913138Right now we're grav-chuting from orbit to assault a word bearers sorcerer who is also being attacked by necrons. the sorcerer is about to ascend to daemonhood, but is on a tomb world, thus the necrons. sign up as anybody you like. we have mostly guardsmen, but we've also had sisters of battle, techpriests, an ork in disguise, and I myself am a necron lord.
Ah! The slaves of the false emperor fall upon us, gracing us with souls for the feast!
>By this point Virmanthras' armor is already exhuding warp energy and his whole right arm became made of warp-stuff.
Warriors! Bring me their souls!
>>43913120We're currently doing the 40k equivalent of the Pre-D-Day Airborne Landings, to stop a Chaos Sorceror from achieving Daemonhood. And you can basically join as anything loyal that's IG-Tier.
>>43913077
>Alice looks up at Amelia
"Sister, count to ten, opens your eyes and activate your Grav Chute. Trust me."
>>43913077
>Slows jump to match the sister
>Give's two thumbs up
>Big smile on skull mask
>>43913120
>>43913138https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Campaign:Penal_regiment_designation_/tg/#Characters gives background for all
>>43913190
>"You've been warned enough, vermin. I'll give you one more chance. Surrender and die."
>>43913202
>one
>two
>three I don't wanna
>I should, four
>I should have stayed, five
>at the monastery. Six.
> I will vomit all the, seven,
>all I ever had inside. Eight...
>nine by the god emperor...
>Amelia opens her eyes
Please no.
>>43913204
>most panicked face ever
>>43913077
You're doing fine, Sis, do like Alice tells ya.
>>43913261
Aw hell, she's gonna need help...
*floats over*
Puke, then grab onto me.
>>43913245
Surrender and die? HAHAHAHA!
If you haven't noticed, my warriors are holding their ground against your troops and my ascension has already begun, I will not die. I won't be able to.
Besides, more souls are coming to the play now, more meat for the slaughterhouse.
>>43913261
>Notices ground approaching
>Pulls Amelia's chute with neuro gauntlet
>Pulls own chute
>Thumbs up
>>43913319
No, I am fine! Really! Nev-
>and pukes
Ugh.
