Stat me, /tg/.
Owl with a +5 to bearness.
>>43905308
That's a bear with +5 to owlness, plain as day.
>>43905322
By the gods, you're right.
It's the angle of the picture that had me confused. All that owlness just looked like owl, while what is obviously bear seemed less bear and more bearness.
My mistake. I apologize, oh eagle-eyed Anon.
+10 qtness
Boku no pico.
>>43905279
Owlbears are great.
+4 to stealth. Owls have special feathers that reduce the sound of wings flapping. Using that logic, this Owlbear has fur that reduces the noise from shitting in the woods.
>>43906151
My players are going to fucking hate me when I start hounding them with an Owl.Which is codeword for a massive Metal Gear level war machine that can fly in absolute silence and has tremendous aerial and melee capability.
>>43906307
Glad to help. Remember, owls have a grip strength of over 500psi. So remember to crush them to death! :D
>>43906382
It can grip things with its talons, crush with them, slash with them, it has a truck sized shotgun, it can vent massive radiation waves from its core, use a railgun, and when it's feeling really sassy it can take off at a couple hundred miles an hour to round back and crash down with a mimicked owl scream and resulting blast zone that could clear a city block.
Brilliant. high-powered game?
>>43906458
Nope. The players don't got much more than some swords, tools, shitty old kevlar and platemail, one gun, and a hell of a lot of terrain to move through.
>>43906120
Soooooo. Do Owlbears birth live young, or do they lay eggs?
>>43906546
Turns out that they birth the young, but the head of the young is stuck inside of an egg, which doesn't hatch until they're ready to go.
So you have a bunch of tiny gross bear bodies with weird ass feathers and crap all twitching as it lies there with an egg over its head.
>>43906562
That does not sound like an incredibly awkward method of reproduction. I get that the egg prevents you owlbears from tearing up mum from the inside with their beaks, but to have them lay there for an odd week or month or so with their heads encased...
>>43906616
Look man, I'm not the coked up hillbilly witch who thought it'd be a good laugh to make a bear and an owl get drunk and fuck so she could prank everyone in the local town.
>>43905279
You know in the past, stat me threads, sad and pointless as they might have been, were about things that were not already stated in games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APMheQP3pgU
>>43906428
Fun fact: Owls do that weird head thing so they can better calculate depth of things, so they might actually be plotting how best to murder you with talons when they're doing that.
>>43907897
I don't see how those two things are connected. It's like saying that any person who looks at you might actually be plotting to kill you because they can tell depth.
>>43906562
>>43906616
>>43907922
They're calculating flight trajectories and distances, so they can most accurately fly to you, fly away from you, or claw you to death if they feel they need to.
>>43907936
Which is still the same as any person who looks at you. They are also telling depth and distance. It's very easy, our eyes are made for it.
This means we are all murderous according to your logic.
>>43907936
>>43907897
I'll be damned if it isn't cute as fuck, though.
>>43905279
>>43907897
>>43908180
>>43909097
Terrifying.
>>43907897
Unless they're this little guy. I should also add that for some reason the Northern Saw-Whet Owl can't legally be kept as a pet because it's an owl in most states. So that metal monstrosity in >>43906307 is right out.
>>43905279
>avatar the last airbender creature design
>>43912130
>it's an owl in most states
liquid? gas?
>>43912130
>it's an owl in most states
Uh. What is it in other states?
>>43913224
>>43905279
Quit posting hooters. This is a blue board.
>>43913224
plasma too
>>43916270
Dead.
>>43905370
*owl-eyed
>>43906120
It'd be cuter if you scaled it down by using a smaller bird and a smaller mammal.
Where's my budgiemice?
>>43922099
How about budgie raptors?
>>43906562
Or it could be something less retarded like the eggs hatch as soon as they're laid.
>>43922099
Something that continuously pees, poops , chirps and scratches in the walls. How fucking awful.
>>43906885
Do you not get the joke, or do you just not care?
>>43925835
he's new
>>43922099
>>43926914
>>43926930
>>43922099
I've seen a setting where griffons & dragons are selectively bred to make housepets, and they scale from budgittens (parakeet head & wings, tiny cat body) up to an unnamed macaw / Savannah cat hybrid that worked guard duty.
>>43909057
That's a decaying sloth.
bumping for bird-people
