Stat me /tg/
>>43904637
-10 HP
>>43904637
Strong at sticking his thumb in animals buttholes
Weak at getting stabbed in the heart
>>43904670
>Weak at getting stabbed in the heart
To be fair, who isn't weak to that?
>>43904694
>Australian
>takes a direct stab through the heart to kill
Sounds about right.
>>43904644
I came here to post this.
Level 4 Human Rogue
Str 12
Dex 13
Con 12
Int 9
Wis 7
Cha 20
Proficiency in Animal Handling
Resistance to Bludgeoning
Weakness to Piercing
>>43904783
>Australian
>takes a direct stab through the heart to kill
Wasn't it also poisoned?
>>43904637
Size/Type MediumAnimal Hit Dice 3d8+9 (22 hp)Initiative+1 Speed 20 ft. (4 squares), swim 30 ft.Armor Class 15 (+1Dex, +4 natural), touch 11,flat-footed14 Base Attack/Grapple+2/+6 Attack Bite +6 melee (1d8+6) or tail slap +6 melee (1d12+6)Full Attack Bite +6 melee (1d8+6) or tail slap +6 melee (1d12+6)Space/Reach 5 ft./5 ft.Special Attacks Improved grab Special Qualities Hold breath,low-light vision Saves Fort +6, Ref +4, Will +2 Abilities Str19,Dex12,Con17,Int1,Wis12,Cha2 Skills Hide+7*,Listen+4,Spot+4,Swim+12 Feats Alertness,Skill Focus(Hide)Environment Warm marshes Organization Solitary or colony (6–11)Challenge Rating 2 Treasure NoneA lignment Always neutral Advancement 4–5HD(Medium)Level Adjustment—
>>43904954
Ranger*
>>43905011
No, manta rays are not venomous.
Bonus to grappling, wrestling, and poking shit with sticks.
During each grapple or wrestling move, the Irwin gets to make a check. If every other party member or NPC thinks that wrestling the monster or enemy* is something no sane man would do, the Irwin immediately gains bonuses to grappling and wrestling this beast. The creature is unable to do anything as long as the grapple is in effect.
*Does not work on stingrays.
Did my post about grappling get deleted when there's a -10 HP post and one saying he gains a bonus to fingering an animal's ass?
>>43904919
I came here for funny statblocks, not to feel.
>>43905298
Nevermind. Post was there and then vanished for me before randomly appearing again after that post. Good ol' 4chan.
>>43904954
His int and wis would be so much higher. Being as knowledgeable as him about how animals work puts it at at least a 14, and wis should be at least 12.
Also proficient in Nature, Perception, Survival, Performance, and Athletics
>>43904706
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>>43904919
This shit is golden.
In D&D terms, probably a mid- to high-level ranger with professional-level skills in Knowledge (Nature) and Survival, with grappling and subdual as combat focus. He obviously loved animals and would never intentionally harm one, even when he's doing something that a layman would look at and say "You're insane, mate!"
>>43905261
It was a sting ray, not a manta no ?
I could be wrong but I think mantas lack stingers
>>43905092
Battle Druid. Cause he fooking wrastles cracodiles!.
>>43905934
It was, indeed, a sting ray. It struck him in the chest, near the heart, scoring a critical. The GM spent five action die which all exploded, along with his aorta.
>>43904637
Class: Hero
>>43904919
>>43904902
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>>43904706
It makes it all better once you realize that he probably used that voice on tone on his wife at least once.
God damn, Steve could have gotten any woman when he used that on them.
>>43904637
I don't really take to statting the gods in my game, and he's clearly ascended to godhood as the leader of the Australian Pantheon and their representative in the Global Pantheon.
But what would his domains be?
>>43905262
don't forget his racial bonus to shitposting
just because he wasn't specced for it doesn't mean it's not there
all australians can shitpost in a pinch
>>43906505
Animals?
Languages (because his accent basically makes his speech a new language all on it's own)?
>>43906581
Oh man, imagine taking an impenetrable accent as a language. It'd basically be like talking in code, like thieves cant.
>>43904637
+10 in wrestling down Cthulhu
>>43904902
>Call me..?
Always gets me
