Hey /tg/
How do I incorporate ham sandwiches into my setting without it getting all... magical realm?
If you're asking, it means you're incapable of pullig it off.
>>43890892
>dat mustard drip
MODS
Ironic shitposts are still shitposts anon
>>43890892
Dammit, George, get back to work on A Song of Ice and Fire! Garbage doesn't write itself!
>>43890892
poor people
most common/cheap to look after animals are pigs and turkeys, so ham and turkey ham
there you go
>>43890892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfUmYQNcMjA
You can't.
>>43890892
when the sandwich ask you to suck it's dick, don't
>>43890892
>Ham Sandwhich
>In a fantasy setting
>Sliced bread?
>Sliced ham that doesn't kill you?
>Fucking sliced cheese?
>Them veggies and condiments?
You may as well fucking put potatoes and tobacco in your setting you uneducated shitlord.
>>43891294
Exactly. Maybe, MAYBE, you could have ten years ago. Now, after all the fetishists and creepers and "ham sandwich wat do" threads? To say nothing of the dungeon-porn associated with them? Not possible.
If you come to my table with a ham sandwich on your character sheet, I won't tell you to get out, but I will tell you to roll up a new sheet. That's just not the kind of game I play.
>>43890892
Fresh tomatoes.
Tomatoplebs are the worst.
>>43892233
>You may as well fucking put potatoes and tobacco in your setting you uneducated shitlord.
I recognize this trick.
I've been running a sandwich-themed game for the last six months with my group, and they've all been fine with it and everyone's been really mature about the sandwich stuff. There was one other player who I guess /tg/ would describe as a "That guy" type, but we were all getting pretty sick of playing with him already, so after he tried to force-feed one of the other PCs a pastrami on rye we used it as a good excuse to kick him out. Luckily, he didn't throw a temper-tantrum or anything. But now that he's gone things are a little weird between me and one of the players. She's the only girl in the group, and up until we kicked out the other player she was mostly content to just go along with whatever condiments the other players wanted to use, but last week after our game ended she stuck around after everyone else left and asked if I would be willing to help her with a new game she was working on. I had no idea she was even planning a game, so I went over to her apartment the next day but all her game stuff was at her parents' house for some reason and the only thing on the table was a bag from Schlotzsky's Deli. I guess she had just gone there before I arrived and they accidentally gave her an extra sandwich so she gave it to me. Anyway, while I was there I asked her about her game but she wanted me to eat the sandwich first. After that I think I fell asleep because the next thing I knew it was like six hours later. Anyway ever since then she's been texting me all the time asking for what lists of ingredients were in their last encounter and yesterday she called to have me read the statblock for a Reuben over the phone and I guess she had just been working out because she was out of breath the whole time.
I'm a little worried that maybe she's thinking of leaving the group. Was it something I did do you think?
>>43890892
MODS MODS MODS
>>43890892
Ham's fineroast beef if you want to get nasty
>>43890892
Just avoid going into too much detail about how people in your setting are slaughtering pig-orc women for meat in factory farms and you should be fine.
>>43890892
You can't. I have celiac disease and bread triggers me.
Get rid of the /d/enizens.
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>>43890892
An evil overlord is conquering the land bit by bit and enslaves all its citizens. He forces them to work the land, breed pigs, bake bread and serve him ham sandwiches to satisfy his endless hunger.
It is up to the PCs, the Sisterhood of Subway, to save the land and make ham sandwiches freely available to everyone.
>>43893394
sauce for picwhat's subway?
![Subway-interior[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gpX9Rve.jpg "Subway-interior[1].jpg")
>>43893743
>sauce for pic
Sorry, I just found it on google.
>what's subway?
Where are you from? Doesn't it exist in your country?
It's a fast food chain that focuses on supposedly healthy sandwiches.
