Vault-Tec requires another vault design.
Our last vault had the most disgusting shit ever, along with the inhabitants wearing death claw hats.
All posts that end in 8 are truths about the vault, if the post ends in 8 and is dubs/trips the post cannot be vetoed.
Rerolling is not allowed for this thread *new vault tec experiment*.
>>43889452
The Vault is located under the Hollywood sign.
All dwellers will be named "Dave".
>>43889452
The Overseer is always naked
>>43889452
The overseer is a mr. handy robot
>>43889452
Everyone in the Vault is a legitimate, weapons-grade autist.
>>43889452
The Vault is designed to record the results of humans living in a pitch-black environment in a prolonged time. To this effect, most rooms have little to no light, with the hydroponics section being exclusive to a few people. It's security uses air-guns and batons to reduce light pollution.
All romantic partnerships must be in groups of 3, not pairings. Any mix of genders is allowed.
The vault is my cum
The vault is located under a police station
The vault is made of spiders.
>>43889452
Link to previous thread?
Also, this vault's residents will each be given a cat.
>>43889452
This Vault's construction has been canceled right after the initial digs. Nobody was ever called up to live there.
The vault has only sphere shaped rooms
>>43889452
All vault dwellers must bring in an assortment of sex toys
>>43889523
>>43873489if it doesn't work I'm so sorry
The vault is under the statue of liberty.
All clocks in the vault will slowly run faster, so that after 50 years, a day will be 23 hours long.
Everyone is required to raise and maintain a family of cats
>>43889452
The vault is loaded with many crates of traditional games, including wargames. The games contain tactically placed misprints and minor differences between the rulebooks.
>>43889548
Possessing a non-spherical room is reserved only for the security personnel and the Overseer.
>>43889548
The vault exists in an artificial state of zero gravity.
The Vault is a Gundam
>>43889452
PRAISE S.A.T.A.N.
>>43889548
The entire vault rotates once every 24 hours, starting when the door is initially sealed.
All vault dwellers are required to wear rollerskates for 12 hours of the day.
There are no contraceptives and all the non-essential consumables are laced with viagra and other aphrodisiacs.
The idea is to study the effects of gradual overpopulation and extreme scarcity or see what solutions are thought of.
>>43889548
Lubricants seep through various ports coating the sides of the spheres, while making there way down to the drain
The Vault is a Hypercube
All inhabitants are forced to wear nuclear rollerblades 24/7.
There is a barber pole outside the front door.
All food is sphere shaped.
Each room is half filled with water
The lack of eights is dissapointing
The Overseer is a bio-engineered Man who dresses like its the 19th century and always wants to settle disputes with his "fisticuffs".
>>43889452
The vault contains hundrets of tanks.
This vault is, in fact, a city sized airship. but the launch mechanism was totaled.
Residents are assigned duties based on skin colour
It's located under the sea. That is where you'll find me. Underneath the seeeeaaa laaaab underneath the waaater...
Everyone in the vault is happy. No drugs, enforced rules, or psycho-conditioning is responsible for this. People there are just naturally in a good mood
>>43889848
holy fuck, yes.
>>43889848
My god.
>>43889848
It has nuclear weapons.
The vault is located somewhere deep inside the Rocky mountains
It is the hideout of the Elders of Zion.
The Vault is located offshore.
>>43889870
It IS a nuclear weapon
Toilets, when flushed, have a small chance to eject everything in the bathroom into a dark void beneath the vault.
>>43889848
It comes equipped with six liberty primes.
>>43889848
But Captain Popeye still lives on the bridge giving commands over the loudspeaker in a Popeye voice, and demands spinach tributes every week to be left outside his door
All Vault Inhabitants are extensively trained in Sign Language. They can still communicate normally, they just know Sign Language really well.
>>43889452
Everyone in the vault is blind.
All vault dweller is trained to be ninja.
Every tuesday spooky skeletons appear to spook the inhabitants
>>43889888
RIP: Everybody elseThe liberty primes have been reprogrammed to be domestic servants rather than killer war robots.
>>43889888
TRI-TRI-TRIPLE CONFIRMED! They don't just have six Liberty Primes, but they have the facilities to make make more, but always in groups of six.
>>43889888
Oh. Oh my.
>>43889898
Oh dearie me.
The Vault is equipped with many sets of Power Armor, yet no Weaponry.
>>43889888
One of the liberty primes is secretly communist.
>>43889898
Fucking shit man!!!
I hope they are master of blind fighting...
>>43889743
Wasted opportunity.
>>43889888
Holy fucking balls
the airlock door doesnt work
>>43889908
And every liberty prime is remote controlled with the controls on the "ceiling" of the rooms. If not controlled, the Liberty Primes only do the foxtrot
>>43889908
They have to be manually piloted and there is an extensive testing system to train and determine pilot material from the vault youth.
>>43889917
They don't fight, the Liberty Primes do.
The Overseer is whoever's the most skilled engineer at the time.
>>43889938
The vault contains a giant industrial-military complex with the ability to mass produce high tech weaponary.
>>43889938
Veto.
It is Vault 420.
It has Vault Tec's most advanced hydroponics technology.
All Vault 420 residents have strange names like Uriah Heep, Pink Floyd and Cypress Hill.
>>43889938
Veto attempt. It's hard enough for blind people.
>>43889938
>blind people have to get to the ceiling in order to control them
Veto
The Liberty Primes, due to a quirk of production, were all programmed with Mr. Handy dialogue and a Southern Drawl
>>43889548
>>43889848
>>43889888
>>43889898
>>43889908
>>43889938
A spherical Vault, which is a flying city that failed to take off, contains groups of six Liberty Primes controlled by ceiling controllers and the production capabilities to make more. The inhabitants, however are all blind.
Is this some US secret weapon to create an army of psykers mentally attached to Liberty Primes capable of airborne operations or some shit? China's sneaky breeky stealth suits won't save them from this rape train.
the vault is designed to run and expand itsself as time goes on
>>43889938
Nope.
The vault has broken the fourth wall and drifts aimless through time and space.
Every Liberty Prime can only speak in puns.
>It's Prime time!
>Cut down in his Prime.
>You're a Prime example!
>>43889988
Successful Veto!
>>43889982
The Vault Dwellers can chemically detect whether intruders to the vault a Communists.
The vault dwellers have magnetic implants that are controlled by their pip boys allowing a sixth sense and the ability to scale metal.
>>43889996
He has to accentuate the prime, ex:its PRIME time
>>43890005
Even though the post has double dubs?
>>43889982
The vault is an experiment to see if psychic abilities can arise to control the Liberty Primes, either directly or through manipulating the controls psychically.
Vault Number is 73.
>>43890018
Dubs only count at the end of the post, numbnuts.
>>43890008
Okay, did not expect that to work.
>>43889452
The inhabitants are only allowed to speak backwards in portuguese.
>>43890008
Nice.
All the Liberty Primes speak with the voice and mannerisms of Optimus Prime.
Vault number 50
>>43890018
O.P here it has to End in dubs or trips for it to be immune to veto.
All vault-dwellers have extremely large ears and some are capable of echolocation. This was intended as an adaptation in case nuclear detonations darkened the sky with ash for centuries (as in the K-T extinction) or it became unsafe for humans to be active during the daytime.
>>43890008
Well that just about seals it now, doesn't it.
The vault is an experiment to see if psychic abilities can arise to control the Liberty Primes, either directly or through manipulating the controls psychically.
All the regulars of /tg/ are the residents and zyklon B will be released into the ventilation after a day. Not even the Overseer knows about it
The vault is protected by angry dorfs with magma.
>>43889888
>>43889908
>>43889938
>all these liberty primes
holy shit, this vault is going to be unstoppable
>>43890028
The Residents are all provided with every piece of Transformers media in existence.
>>43889471
"Who are you?"
"We - are Dave."
>>43890038
Some vault inhabitants do already exhibit some ESP like abilities.
>>43890038
Finally.
>>43890053
If they can get the ship running again, it will definitely be so.
Vault dwellers must wear an eyepatch at all times.
>>43889471
Rerolling for Dave.
All women MUST be under 110lbs with at least C cups and accentuating asses. Men can be any size and wear any or no clothing. Offenders of this rule shall be attached to. Liberty primes throwable nukes.
>>43890053
The only way the Liberty Primes can exit the vault is through the airdrop hatch in the lowest level.
The only food source is sheep cheese.
The Liberty Primes are in fact the Vault Dwellers.
>>43890084
Awwww...reroll?
>>43890028
They tend to lapse back into Patriotism, occasionally.
>"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... UNLESS THEY ARE COMMUNISTS!
Because of a shortage of raw materials all Liberty Primes are made of wood.
>>43890038
Meditation takes up most of the day.
Everyone in the vault must be referred to as "Daddy"
>>43890111
There are no rerolls, you simpering fuckwad.
>>43890038
The answer was no.
The vault uses c4 as insulation
the Vault Dwellers are tumblrites
The c4 is set to detonate as soon as the word "trigger" is said
The Vault is part of the jewish conspiracy.
>>43890130
nyet.
>>43890118
Veto.
vault dwellers that are not born blind are chemically blinded shortly after birth by robotic medical staff. only the overseer has access to this information.
>>43890134
/pol/ get out.
>>43890118
Veto.
The people in the vault are lead by Batman.
>>43890111
No rerolls. You filthy degenerate.
The Overseer is not blind, but in fact a mister handy desperately trying to fix the Vault Dwellers' blindness as well as usher in the psychic abilities to defeat communism through selective breeding programs and long term eugenics.
>>43890118
Each morning starts with a 10 minute spanking session.
The only drink in the vault is rum.
>>43890128
Hello captain no fun...
Vetoing.
>>43890075
The ships radar releases puffs of 'Democracy' or 'Communism' to alert the people using it to outside situations..
>>43890175
So that's where all the rum's gone.
Hydroponics contains jars of pre-war dirt.
>>43890176
>no fun
>centuries of failed attempts to harness psychic power that doesn't exist
>when they finally emerge, even other vault dwellers are laughing at them
The dwellers are only allowed to communicate by quoting Shakespeare.
Food dispensing is done by machines and is directly tied to one's worship of Hitler. Those that do all worship receive a full meal. Those that partially worship receive a half meal. Those that don't worship get nothing.
When the liberty primes go to battle they start playing John Cena's themesong
they can also turn invisible and stop time
The dwellers have taken to worshiping the liberty primes.
after 100 years, no matter what has happened, all existing liberty primes must be released to destroy communism and rebuild america
>>43890084
>>43890111
>i'm here from /fog/
thank god you can't roll
>>43890118
Veto
>>43889452
There is a white dog running around. It has absorbed a red spherical device of unknown origin.
>>43890245
>>43890156
>>43890150
Stop being faggots
I veto your veto
>>43890203
>all the while they keep producing more and more liberty primes, altering their designs to be more receptive to psychic powers, except they have no idea how that would even work because magic isn't real, so they just try random shit.
What are the standard weapons stocked in a Vault?
The liberty primes have achieved some strange sort of pseudo sentience and treat the dwellers like precious children, and it is their sacred duty to sheild them from all danger and communist corruption
Everyone receives a sex change at the age of 20, no exceptions. The original vault dwellers all receive sex changes on the first day
The Liberty Primes are, however, made in China.
The Vault is actually a Chinese knock-off named Faotsu made by Faotsu-Tequ.
>>43890264
Batons and red spandex suits with horns.
Also everybody is catholic irish here.
>>43890264
liberty primes, obviously.
The Liberty Primes are trying to excavate the Vault in the name of democracy.
Everyone in the Vault is huffing paint, once every morning, twice before nighttime. Everyone that can't adhere to that, is locked in his room for a week.
Everyone in the vault has an extra eye and nose coming out of their lower back.
>>43890264
ICBMs
>>43889452
All Vault Dwellers have mister handys as seeing eye dogs
>>43890347
fitting.
>>43890118
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>>43890264
Flamers. Nothing else
>>43890347
All vault dwellers have mind-controlled deathclaws as seeing eye dogs
>>43890350
Yeah
It's a shame it isn't canon
>>43890264
Power fists.
>>43890118
veto.
The ships engines are literally nuclear rockets.
>>43890347
All vault dwellers have seeing eye dogs as Mr. Handies
>>43889964
>>43889974
>>43889976
>>43889988
>>43890005
>>43890150
>>43890156
>>43890176
>>43890245
>>43890256
>>43890359
A reminder that the op has said no vetoing for this thread
And something about dubs and trips I but I don't get it
>>43890421
No, the statement was that true dubs/trips could not be vetoed. Anything else is far game according to OP
>>43890421
Wrong. The OP said that if a post has dubs or trips, it cannot be vetoed. This implies that posts without that quality can be vetoed.
Everybody has 19 inch cocks and elastic vaginas/anuses
>>43889452
The vault's only sport is hockey
The vault's only sport is football.
Everyone in the Vault is a clone of olympic weightlifting medalists, they are blind due to a mistake in the cloning
>>43890452
Everyone is futanari
The vault's only sport is baseball, Diamond City style.
>>43890421
Soo, you retarded or just illiterate?
>>43890496
The vault's only sport is soccer
The vault's only sport is Kung fu
Everyone is a futanari of some stripe. Even those that look entirely male.
>>43890526
Can we also have a rule about "no minor variations on a stupid suggestion?"
>>43890523
I miss read it 20 minutes ago and wrote what I thought it was
>>43889580
oh my god that's so evil
The sport of the vault is the biathlon(skiing and shooting with a rifle)
>>43890519
Everyone is MUSCLEGIRLS futanari
>>43889452
All Vault Dwellers are issued a plasma pistol
The sport of the vault is velodrome bike racing.
>>43889452
The vault is in Canada
The Vault has a huge supply of riot gear armour for their security.
The sport of the vault is javelin, discus and shot put.
>>43889452
Sports of all kind are not allowed in the vault
Through transportalponder shenanigans Dr. Borous is the overseer.
If you have six liberty primes, they can assemble to make a Glorious Freedom prime. You need a vault dweller in each liberty prime to do that and they regain sight inside the mecha.
>>43889452
An experimental gas leeks into the vault, turning all dwellers into hyper-intelligent super mutants.
The vault has an unlimited supply of addictive stealth boys.
>>43890678
These are an experimental model that multiplies your libido a thousand times
>>43890678
They are addictive because once you wear them, they turn portions of your bloodstream into morphine.
>>43889452
All problems in the vault are solved with dancing.
>>43890678
>invisible blind people
it wouldn't matter to the dwellers, they wouldn't even know the difference. All blind people in the vault must learn how do ballroom dance.
People in the vault have no free will to choose who they will marry. The vault has it's own breeding program.
The vault allowed in a small number of non-feral ghouls, not realizing quite what they were and assuming based on the smell and rough voices that they were hobos with a smoking habit.
The Liberty Primes can be manually operated from cockpits inside the torso. However only one vault dweller has figured this out and leads the other Primes as a security force.
>>43889506
this tbqfhwu
The vault has no overseer. Voting is a direct democracy.
>>43890678
They're very addictive because blind people can see while invisible
The Overseer DMs a big D&D group. However, he only ever wants to play 4e. Any other system would be COMMUNISM.
The vault is capable of space travel.
>>43889452
Everything is decided through a children's card game
>>43890883
The vault is capable of underground, underwater and air travel.
>>43890907
The vault can teleport.
>>43889452
Everyone in the vault trains in marital arts.
>>43889452
The vault has a direct line to S.A.T.A.N
>>43890953
Optimus AI and SATAN AI have a rivalry.
>>43889452
The vault is repeatedly attacked by mole rats
No one has fetishes and they have an extremely low sex drive. Fuck you /d/.
>>43889452
part of the vault is flooded with pudding
No one knows where it came from
>>43891020
The pudding is Nuka Cola Quantum flavored.
The vault has unlimited GECKs.
>>43891087
The medical bay only has samples of FEV to work with.
Hidden within each liberty prime is a missing vault dweller.
The Liberty Primes are fluent in Deathclaw.
>>43889890
I need this
>>43891109
The medical bay can cure blindness but no one knows about it because the sign detailing instructions isn't written in Braille.
the Vault dwellers can only see when it's dark.
>>43891147
THIS
The liberty primes are also blind.
Three times a day an automatic announcement is played through Vault's speakers telling all it's inhabitants that they're were chosen as the best of human race. All of them should be chosen as the most average of American population.
The vault dwellers are also deaf.
>>43891235
The vault dwellers can't smell or taste.
>>43891263
contradicts the fact they pick up communism by smell.
>>43891235
>trying to make a hellen keller vault
Anon why
The Vault occasionally has a song play 24/7 for one weekBIG IROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfgHbdKqrOY
The vault has a sealed section designed for breeding and air dropping deathclaws.
Every vault dweller is fed with a mixture of other dweller's blood and an optimal amounts of nutrients. Other forms of food are banned. Including breast milk for infants.
>>43891315
Blood transfusions from the young keep the old alive.
>>43889452
The vault is all a bunch of faggots
Weird Al Yankovic is the warlike overseer.
>>43891345
The settlement above the vault is faggots.
The Overseer is George R. R. Martin, and he makes the dwellers play out Game of Thrones in the vault.The Liberty Primes are dragons
>>43891386
Faggotry is banned... Leading to star crossed, blind forbidden love.
All vault members have no sense of touch.
1/2 of the vault residents are Arabic extremists the other 1/2 being "infidels".
>>43889452
All Vault suits are see though
>>43891429
All vault dwellers are taught a strange, enlightened panentheism coupled with extreme personal will and discipline.
>>43891459
The vault dwellers are blind. They are staunchly catholic.
>>43891481
Guess they gotta worship the giant Flying Spaghetti Monster.
>>43891524
Well I guess they don't care.
This fucking famine of 8's
The Vault is connected to another vault which can only be opened by entering the combination 666.
On the ship there is a never ending automated shoe factory and nobody knows how to shut it off.
Vault Dwellers must partake in all major holidays.
There are two vaults which are connected only by a hallway filled with traps. Only 2 people have made it across alive.
one of the Liberty Primes is made of wood and runs on potatoes. No one in the vault knows what a potato is.
The ship automatically processes all waste materials into things beneficial to its residents.
Vault-Tec never programmed this feature.
Six of the Liberty Primes are made of recycled Deathclaws and Mr Handies.
The door to the outside of this Vault is guarded by a Mr Handy that will ask the person leaving three questions, if they get the last one wrong then he kills them.
Everyone in the vault is required to have a ridiculous hat genetically attached to their heads. If they take it off potassium cyanide is pumped into them.
the Vault Dwellers communicate with the Primes by way of Morse Code.
Your lack of 8 is disturbing
The jedi must have infiltrated this vault
The Overseer isn't blind and is a female known as Mary Sue who is good at everything.
>>43892378
Thank you Vader>>43892329
The Dwellers really Appreciate her help, the Primes think she's a dirty communist.
>>43892425
Mary Sue is inexplicably immortal.
>>43892447
Mary Sue is actually cloned in vats and prepared to replace the old Mary Sue upon termination.
>>43892329
based vader.
Everyone has rollerblades or skateboards to help with traversing the rooms.
>>43892545
The invisible blind people can climb like spider man.
>>43892378
>>43892447
Mary Sue is a vampire.
The main power supply for the ship was salvaged from a crashed UFO.
>>43892577
Mary Sue is a ghoul.
Mary Sue has agirlcock
The security detail is made up of Mute Ghouls.
