That better not be HERESY I see on your computer, anon!
>>43848707
Only a lil' bit.
Uh... she's totally not a Slaaneshi cultist, I swear...
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>43848707
W-what? N-none here I swear it!
>>43848764
God. I would pound that so hard.
>>43848917
YOU SICK SON OF A MUTANT! I GET THE EQUIPMENT; YOU HAVE EXACTLY 12 MINUTES TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
>>43848917
>I BRING THE HAMMER.jpg
>>43848707
ITT: the Imperium's million+ planets all have only one culture that can be enforced by a central government at that distance.
ITT: that one culture is a bigger buzzkill than Mormonism, with a zero tolerance policy on anything remotely lewd.
ITT: they send the Inquisition at the drop of a hat, because a few pictures on one person's computer is clearly too serious for local authorities to deal with.
>>43848707
WOT IN DA NAME'A MORK DID U JUST ZOGGIN' SHOOT AT ME, YA LITTLE GROT?? OI'LL 'AVE YEW KNOW I GRADJEWATED TOPPA ME KLAN, AN' 'AVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUM'ROUS WAAAAGH!!'S ACROSS DA GALAXY, AN' OI GOTS ME OVA 300 KUNFIRMED KRUMPS. OI'M TRAINED TA FOIGHT DEM FANCY SPAIC GORILLAS IN WAAAAGHFARE AN' OI'M DA TOP SHOOTA IN DA ENTIRE KLAN. YER NOTHIN' TA ME BUTTA NOTHA TA'GET. OI'LL KRUMP YA DA ZOG OUT WIT DAKKA DA LOIKS A' WHICH 'AVE NEVA BEEN SEENT BEFOAR IN DIS WAAAAGH!!, MARK ME ZOGGIN' WORDS. YA FINK YA KEN GETTAWAY WIF SHOOTIN' DAT SPIT AT ME OVA DA BATTLEFIELD?! FINK AGEN YA GIT. AS WE SPEEK OI'M WRANGLIN' UP A BUNCHA BOYZ ACROSS DA SYSTEM AN' YER PLANET IS BEIN' TARGETTED ROIGHT NOW SO YA BETTA PREPARE FER DA STORM, YA LOUZY GROT. DA STORM DAT WIPES OUT DA PATHETIK LITTLE FING YA CALL A KLAN. YER ZOGGIN' DEAD, GIT. OI CAN SHOOT AT ANYTHIN', IN ANY DAREKSHUN, AN' OI CAN KRUMP YA IN OVA SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND DATS JUS' WIF ME CHOPPA. NOT ONLY AM OI EXTENS'LY TRAINED IN UNFAIR KOMBAT, BUT OI 'AVE ACCESS TO DA ENTIRE ARSE IN ALL OF DA BAD MOONZ KLAN AN' OI WON'T FINK TWICE BEFOAR USIN' IT. AS A MATTR'A FACT, OI'M NOT EVEN FINKIN ROIGHT NOW! IF ONLY YA COULDA KNOWN WHAT ORKY RETRI-LOOT-ION YER LITTLE "CLEVER" SNAPSHOT WUZ GONNA BRING DOWN ON YA, MAYBE YA WOULDA HELD YER ZOGGIN' MUG SHUT. BUTCHA COULDN'T, YA DIDN'T, AND NOW YER PAYIN' THE PROICE, YE ZOG-DAMNED GROT. OI'LL SPIT DAKKA ALL OVA YE AND YU'LL DROWN IN IT. YER ZOGGIN' DEAD, M8.
>>43849926
The true heresy is their sense of style.
>>43850042
the uglier the sweater the comfier it is, that's like quantum physics anon
>>43849974
ITP: Anon fails to comprehend jokes, gets sarcastic.
>>43850057
Well then they must be on the cloud nine of comfort then.
>>43850124
is cattiness heresy?
>>43848764
>dual marks
That makes me wonder. In the lore all four gods refuse to make a single champion between them, but what about things like dual allegiances, like this?
>>43848707
WHORES. It's spelled 'whores'.
>You keep yourGR15in a folder named Heresy
>>43848707
of course not, mr.inquisitor, that's just the Catalog
>>43850312
I mean, Abbadon (and Archaeon for WHFB) has all four marks, so I don't really see where you got that from. Also she does have all four marks, they're just not all shown in the picture
>>43850637
archeron has a kickass mount, would you be abby's kickass mount /tg/?
>>43848707
MAYBE if you had introduced me to one of those nice Sororitas you work with I wouldn't HAVE to, DAD.
>>43850312
Obviously you won't get the full benefits, but if you're going to double up, Nurgle probably doesn't mind sharing you, and Tzeentch would allow it because its all part of his plans.
That is assuming that purple mark is Tzeentch, which it kinda looks like.
Really the only dual allegiances that might not work are Khorne/Tzeentch and Khorne/Slaanesh because of the hatred between those deities. And even then, they're fucking Chaos man.
Also the censorship covers up the Slaanesh tatoo on her thigh. So pretty much all the gods who aren't really pissed off at everyone.
You can believe me I am a loyalist space marine
>>43850887
>>43848707
Not at all! I wouldn't dream to associate or save anything heretical, I swear.
>>43848707
Well /trash/ is open, so... yes.
Heresy of the highest order.
>>43850774
>MAYBE if you had introduced me to one of those nice Sororitas
They are not nice son.
They would burn your dingdong for have any porn except for E-porn, and twice as hard for having E-porn.
>>43848764
>>43850312
The edition that introduced Abbadon allowed all Chaos Lords to have 1-4 marks. Abbadon wasn't supposed to be unique in that respect.
![3102098-dw01-59-storm-wardens-%28defend-the-gate!%29-matt-bradbury-3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jb8nlvp.png "3102098-dw01-59-storm-wardens-%28defend-the-gate!%29-matt-bradbury-3[1].png")
>>43850923
That is "god emperor" to you, lowly human.
>>43850874
Khorne/Tzeentch is alright. Tzeentch/Nurgle hate eachother
>>43851419
>Khorne/Tzeentch is alright.
U.
Wot.
>>43851476
Not worse than any other combination of gods
>>43851486
honestly I can see Khorne/Nurgle, but definitely not Khorne/Tzeentch, Khorne fucking despises Tzeentch doesn't he?
>>43851492
no, it's Khorne vs Slaanesh and Tzeentch vs Nurgle
>>43851492
Khorne fucking despises everyone,especially Slannesh.
>>43848917
>>43848707
ACK!
Um.
Uh.
I swear, I was just looking at it to study the nid's for... Weaknesses! YES! weaknesses!
*cough* yes, sir! that way I know where best to stick my bayonet sir! weaknesses. Definately not fapping. Definately. No fapping here at all sir. just studying for their weakness.
>>43851014
>marines believing the emperor is a god
>>43849981
Awesome.
>>43848707
>implying I don't have the authority, the permits and the power to hoard all of this heresyyou are a bunch of close minded ignorants, I swear, fucking puritans
>>43851929
go back to getting railed by demons, radical scum
>>43851954
Not before you return that xeno tech, purityfag.THE EMPEROR USED WARP TAINTED STUFF AND XENO TECH TOO
>>43848707
Oh boy, I sure hope this pictureset doesn't count as heresy!
>not securing your heresy using Veracrypt
Not even a tech priest could break my level of encryption.
>>43852025
>good luck, I'm behind seven data vaults
>>43848707
No, only uh, a glorious appreciation of the holy human form.
>>43849981
10/10 Saved for Posterity.
>>43852023
Huh, they didn't make it? That's interesting!
>>43851929
>fires shoulder gun suddenly deaf
![37ae325dd0ca7da52739bc59754fab3e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HfDWDtv.png "37ae325dd0ca7da52739bc59754fab3e[1].png")
I do what I want.
>>43852082
>>43851798
I've had plans to convert up these to kissing for so long and I would have done so long ago but I'm not dishing up the bullshit prices GW wants just for some tentacle fun.
Inquisition thread?
How do you like to play the inquisition? Harsh but nesecary? Power-mad maniacs? Laughably incompetent? Or a mixed bag with everyone from clearly evil bastards to unabashedly heroic inquisitors?
For the 40k rpg guys, who were the most interesting inquisitional forces you met?
>>43848917
fuck xenos
>>43854558
In the end, even though it's heretical beyond belief, humans have superiority in these situations.
>>43851492
In Black Crusade adorers of Khorne have a bonus against psykers, because Khorne considers it cowardice. Ill try to find it
>>43851492
>>43858306
>>43848707
What would you call heresy?
>>43848707
its not heresy, its a bat
>>43848707
No heresy here.
Only Imperial thoughts.
>>43848707
Treads this long and no one realized?
>computer
This is my cogitator sir, I know not of this "Computer" thing you speak of.
>>43851014
Uh, no. Marines see the Emperor as a father, and a figure to strive for. Not a god. It's specifically made note of like... a thousand times.
>>43861704He is saying that the inferior human must address the emperor as a god, while SPESS MEHRENS may just refer to him as emperor.
>>43858572
How about Khorne and Nurgle?
>>43850751
>archie's mount
>twin tails
Guess the odds it'll be named 'Comet.'
>>43851008
Except Abaddon wasn't "allowed 1-4 marks." He bore the mark Ascendant, and WAS unique in that respect.
>>43848707
I'm still not sure if this type of content is allowed inquistor.
It's rather sexy, and the xenos, well...
You better take a look for yourself.
>>43862100
Khornates tolerate Nurglites...barely. But that's less the two gods liking each other and more the blood god getting it into his horny head that even slapping the fat grin off Nurgle's face won't make him any less happy.
>>43848707
Yes yer' honor, it's heresy.
But I only downloaded it because I'm writing a book where a character is a heretic and I needed research material. I'm not one myself, honest!
That concludes the argument for the defence.
>>43865351
The prosecution would like to state that taking any interest in any heretical items or using said heretical items in any way indicates heretical thoughts on the part of the defense.
If one were truly wanting to use such items for their stated reason, then it is found in article 17, section 8, sub-section 36, Chapter 82, Paragraph 54, which says and I quote. "Whosoever wishes to use heretical material to better help the Imperium of man to combat the forces of chaos, then it is decided that they shall report to the nearest inquisitorial office and submit form 34B in quadruplicate to requisition inquisitorial approved material for the public." Endquote.
So you see your honor, the prosecution would like to recommend that the defense be detained until such time as their guilt is proven.
It's only heresy if you catch me, scum!
>>43849974
you fucking idiot its not about the pictures being lewd its about them being heretical
no planet in the imperium is going to allow there subjects to beat off to hot slaneshi babes
>>43850364
heh
Ahah! I knew you would attempt to access my cogitator to see if I had hidden any heresy!
Well just your luck, Inquisitor - you just were caught red-handed in committing tech-heresy! It was a trap all along!
>>43867478
Conspiracy to trick an Inquisitor into heresy is HERESY!
>>43848707
This is a Phone
Not a computer
>>43868976
Quick to suspect are we?
You wouldn't be planning to infiltrate the most Holy Inquisition are you?
For that, is heresy!
>>43848917
This joke was overdone years ago.
>>43851844
>Laughing_Garro.jpg
>>43869992
Your phone is a computer, you heretic.
>>43870214
There are jokes that cannot be overdone
>>43861830
Dat macha edit.
>>43848707
How can captain titus be considered heresy?
>>43861830
what's this from
>>43848707
No heresy here, no sir, just an ordinary Agri-World.
>>43871612
It's from Kortgoth of Barbaria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep65rr-9qjQ
