Vault Tec requires a new vault design once again.
Last vault we had muslims and ex-military goons living together under the pentagon while only having pork for rations.
All posts ending in 2 are truths about the vault.
>>43839579
The vault is under the Statue of Liberty.
>>43839579
gender roles are reversed, and constant fruity music is playing throughout the vault
>>43839772
I'm so sorry everyone
>>43839772
All dwellers need to check their privilage twice a day under pain of getting a round in the trigger chamber.
The Vault is in the Nambia desert
There is no and will never have sexual loli robot in the vault
genetic modification has led to the vault being comprised of monster girls/boys
Every vault dweller has 10 Luck
Mac n Cheeze at all breakfast
>>43839772
The vault has huge artificial lake that the wo-sailors fish as their job.
>>43839579
The Vault was infiltrated by Nazis and they remade the vault's society into the 4th Reich.
the vault also produces the hardest whiskey known to man kind
made from various under sea plants and animals
>>43839822
All fish are mutan who cause random genetics mutaation after eating too much
The vault has 10 Securitrons that have people clothes taped to them, intricate back stories, and they refuse to believe they are robots.
Sundays are mandatory church days
mondays are mandatory fuck days
>>43839849
rerolling for this awsome thing
Women are allowed to beat their man wives
All Vault Dwellers are redheaded and have Scottish accents
All vault dwellers are blonde and have thick swedish accents
>>43839889
Curses. Rerolling.
The vault is officially led by a computer that is simply known as "The Captain", but daily business is often handled by the "First mate", which is hereditary title. Current first mate is the first male one in Vault history, because there weren't any female successor.
The head chef of the vault, at first, was ridiculously skilled in the production of Haggis. Every chef since has struggled to match up to the reputation, though few have succeeded
Men in the vault are forced to wear dresses, and women wearing dresses is considered odd among the dwellers, and is a sure fire way to get yourself ostracized if you're found wearing one
>>43839579
There is a Lenin clone.
They named him Jerry and never told him.
The only meat in the vault is seafood
30 Synths have infiltrated the vault
There's flashing lights in all colours of the rainbow, and they're so bright you can still see them change colour with your eyes closed
the entire vault is set in a simulated sailor/viking era, despite the constant fruity music and switched gender roles
The only form of amusement in the entire vault is GURPS. Anyone that tries to play games that are not GURPS, even things like hide and seek, will be tasered.
There are no marriages in the vault, instead the men are passed around on a weekly schedule between the woman
>>43839832
This place is now liveable
This vault has working hover cars
All water rations in the Vault are combined with Whiskey as this helps sterilise the stagnant water they are drawn from
>>43839995
the vault has a working fleet of hover boats that no one uses because you can't fish with the damn things
>>43840000
witnesssss
Everybody in the vault know Hokuto Shinken.
>>43839579
While gender roles are socially reversed they are massively enforced and multipled towards traditional roles sexually.
Due to an error in design the vault is kept at 102 degrees Fahrenheit.
Birth control is punishable by death and mexican fly is circulated through the vents at all times.
the men of the vault are nearly all thin and weak looking
The overseer is secretly a communist.
>>43840062
she doesn't actually know what a communist is
one whiskey out of every 6 is given a cyanide additive
>>43840062
Well shit, someone alert Liberty Prime
>>43840062
She lives on a secluded island in the middle of the artificial lake
the vault is forced to observe all holidays and religious days as though they were halloween
except for halloween, which is now christmas
>>43839772
>>43839822
>>43839832
>>43840052
>>43840062
Well, so far this is an..."interesting" vault
Disputes are settled through russian roulette
>>43840062
Her calling name is "Red Mama". Others think it's a joke and Red Herring. The secrets of communism is inherited by her successor, who is usually her daughter.
The vault is underwater in the Caribbean Sea.
Have a vault that has exactly one type of food as rations and Water. Nothing else. And it is all they have to eat for the next 200 years.
See how long it takes for someone to resort to cannibalism.
Completely infested with Capuchin monkeys.
>>43840112
new vault starts here ay siwane?
All of the armory is revolvers
>>43840098
oh dear god this is a LIBERAL VAULT
The vault has one black man that is treated like a king, his nickname is Obama.
>>43840112
This is one of the reasons why the Vault Dwellers are so cooperative. Other reason is genetically modified cod that lower stress hormones.
Marriages are set up when both parties are still young, which often leads to the girl protecting her future wifeband from girls that have yet to be given a spouse
>>43839579
The vault is located in the heart of texas.
>>43840132
they are treated like pets
>>43840062
The overseer has a daily vault broadcast.
>>43840132
They are protected by law a the bringers of good luck. They also eat all the biomatter left by fish processing.
Theres an odd attraction to PoPo Blue and Neon Yellow color schemes accentuated by opposing traditional and blacklight strobelights.
>>43839579
There is a framed picture of Bin Laden in every hallway.
all coitous must take place in a glass box in tge center of the vault
>>43840149
they are treated as target practice
>>43840162
Why?
>>43840162
does bin laden even exist in fallout?
>>43840149
>>43840166
they are treated as children
>>43840162
Wouldn't he have been a rebel as funded by the USA at the point the bombs fell?
>>43840162
>implying the trade towers even existed in this setting
>implying Bin Laden isn't one of the "good guys"
>>43839579
Bin Laden is considered the patron freedom fighter against the commie reds, and the overseer hates it.
>>43840162
Susan Bin Laden, the first Overseer. Half-arabic-american oceanologist and freetime feminist.
>>43840172
The overseer is also a jihadist
>>43840192
God...
the vault is located in the challenger's deep, but will open regardless in 400 years
everyone is aware of this
>>43840187
so it's a thing that teenage boys do in an attempt to act "Feminine" (manly) without knowing what that actually entails, so they act out and rebel by
putting pictures of a pre war fuck face everywhere
it just makes the girls think they're cuter
>>43840192
>>43840202
A jihadist communist? well this vault is even funner now
>>43840192
>>43840202
Hang on a sec...
The vault is only 50,000 sq foot including the lake.
>>43840192
>>43840202
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>>43840172
dat wasted 2...
>>43840212
>>43840192
>>43840202
This is confusing....
>>43840202
.... For what purpose anon. For what purpose.
The vault only has red pens.
>>43840129
Better yet, tell them there is no food in the vault after the doors closed. Tell them they had to eat each other to somehow survive. Tell them in order to make things as civil as possible, a number of the vaults inhabitants are chosen by random and will serve as dinner for the rest. Tell them that the vaults systems will take care of "preparing" the meat for them, they only have to bring the chosen people to a room. The most likely case is that they will come to the agreement that this is the only way and force the "meals" into the room if they don't cooperate.
The clue is that these "meals" aren't actually processed. The others will think they are eating human flesh, while in reality, they don't. Pork or something should surfice. Of course, nobody should know. After the "meals" are in the room, they will be isolated to live in a secondary vault.
Monitor how this affects both parties.
>>43840192
>>43840212
DOUBLE TWIN ARAB OVERSEER GET
all overseer elections must elect either twins or, in the absence of a twin pairing, two capuchin monkies
Every 10 days a unstopabble goatman rape squad is released inside the vault.
>>43840178
He was 54 at death and the war ended in 45. Thats 12 years. I'm not sure if the continued war would stop his birth or not.
>>43840239
Reroll
>>43840202
The vault doesn't know dick about islam, but they're still up for it.
>>43840182
Aww shiet.
people must pray towards mecca thrice a day
but the compasses are broken
>>43840236I actually posted the same concept twice, because I thought the first one was lost. Got two 2's in a row.
>>43839822
The vault has a native population of galapagos penguins equal in number to the human inhabitants.
>>43840112
after so many generations, they believe that's how it has always been and start playing it during their first encounter with raiders. Though the vault dwellers do incur casualties, a few raiders flee to tell of the crazy vault dwellers who force you to shoot yourself.
The men are the ones giving birth due to mad science
The vault contains one insane man who thinks he's Joseph Stalin.
vault boy is the only image provided in reference to the prophet mohammed
>>43840187
Dude would be 106 when the bombs fell and with crap healthcare he would be 20 years dead.
>>43840270
don't forget the whiskey and the fact the women are the ones wearing the pants, the fact they have a lake in their, the men look like fucking weaklings, they have a fuck ton of monkeys they treat like their children, music is constantly playing throughout the vault and the oversee has some weird political views?
>>43840278
Rerolling for Stalin.
All the women wear fake facial hair
>>43840278
>>43840306
Fuck you both, it's a guy who thinks he's Putin. He's the only guy to act masculine in the vault.
>>43840215
Jihadist communist feminist.
The Vault only contact outside world trough robots. It has a small factory, but with limited production capability. Robots spread the word of the Wo-God and True Equality trough fire and sword.
>>43840256
No.
>>43840306
check this 2, the man actually beleives he is the prophet mohammed
>>43840322
I kinda want an illustration of how this overseer looks.
The vault only offers books over conspiracy theories, eventually leading to trust issues between the general populace towards anyone with authority.
>>43840349
It's a 2, son. Robot jihad in the name of fem!Allah is go.All the robots actually do is run around yelling incoherently at passing wildlife.
>>43840322
The robots all sound female and use ear bursting rape whistles as weapons.
>>43840303
Even after the vault opens up, no one gives them any trouble.
Even the rad-scorpions keep their distance.
One Man/Woman with 999 Chimpanzees in the Vault
Once a year someone is selected to take part in a supersoldier program. In reality they are being taking away to be euthanized because the overseer doesn't like them.
>>43840350
Bald with a hammer and sickle tattoo on the side of her head. In the center of the communist symbol is the Cresent and Star symbol of Islam. It is tradition that the new Overseer has their head shaved and this tattoo put on their head.
The vault is connected unknowingly to another vault filled with templar, crusader, and Catholic history scholars Who have come to believe firmly in Dave's volt Who have come to believe firmly in DEUS VULT
>>43840387
oh wait forgot one
>>43840052
>>43840372
>rape whistles as weapons
And every time they manage to take over a settlement, they forcibly check everybody's privilage.
If someone is too privilaged, they are turned into edible paste.
Men are forced to wear those tail buttplug things because fuck it
>>43840402
YES.
They too have a legion of robots that fight the FemVaults robots and speak solely in archaic terms and refer to the FemBots as "Saracen Wenches."
>>43840402
Sadly, they use marijuana for cooking and they keep losing ground rapidly.
the crusade vault is populated solely by children, and have no actual weapons
>>43840402
The catholic vault uses deathclaws as house pets. They found a method of taming Wild deathclaws.
the main vault *gender roles reversed one*
worships a lovecraftian god
>>43840452
>>43839579
Everything has a penis on it. Everything.
>>43840452
>>43840452
ALLAHTHULLU CONFIRMED
>>43840387
Thats the most fucked up vault. There is a point of stopping and we clearly passed it, but let's just keep going to see how bad this can get
>>43840458
the monkeys are it's eyes
the whiskey is it's whispers
>>43840468
>being that much of an infidel
You have been selected for the supersoldier program! Have your complimentary pink triangle!
>>43840387
The Vault-Tech employees that came up with this vault was drunk as shit
Clothes are banned as they hide the natural beauty of the female body. WHICH. IS. NOT. A. CRIME!!!
>>43840493
or it was one of those vaults that weren't tests that just got way out of hand
>>43840452
That supposedly lives at the bottom of the lake and demands a sacrifice of three of the most masculine males in the vault every ten years. The Wo-Sailors gladly perform this duty.
In reality it's just a FEV Mutated Mirelurk Queen that has learned to appreciate the Vault's ideology
>>43840452
The crusaders wait behind the wall.
Girls can love girls
the women all look like she hulk, but dress like sailors
>>43840501
Damn. 1 off. Reroll maybe?
The overseer is secretly a immortal psychic deathclaw and makes people think she is a human.
>>43840402
They do crusades in T51b power armour. Passing BoS squads are super envious. They fight Fembots among other threats.
the fruity music is queen
Deus Vault is perpetually tuned into the main vaults propaganda broadcasts.
Catholic vault: The alcohol is running out!
Once a week, they sacrifice adildo caketo Allahthulu
>>43840523
>1 off again
YOU FAIL
AND WILL NEVER CONFIRM THAT ONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>43840531
it's J pop
>>43840532
poor fuckers
>>43840523
Awwww.
>>43840541
it's the breathing of allahthulu
>>43840452
"It live at the bottom of the lake. The monkeys are its children and we its servants."
Sistervault is accessed trough the lake, but no-one dares to swim or dive in it, only fish.
>>43840444
Rerollingshamelessly
>>43840540
Its like its just teasing me.
>>43840551
>>43840558
I like this, rerolling
The lake is in fact the water supply for deus Vault. Beneath it's surface lie the bones of saints. The crusaders seek to recover them.
>>43840506
Damn...
Rerolling
the crusade vault is all little boys
>>43840578
Shameless reroll
The dwellers of Deus Vault like to crucify heathens in their spare time.
The men have all, over time, adapted to be more feminine in frame and looks.
>>43840595
little girls?
Sadomasochism and incest are encouraged by parents to their children.
>>43840612
>>43840052
IT IS WRITTEN
The defection rates between the two vaults is surprisingly high.
>>43840533
Rerolling
>>43840589
The FemVault is infested with Mirelurks at the lower levels.
>>43840603
reroll
When Jihad (and secret communist) Vault opens, they take over almost half of the Southern US.
>>43840614
Midgets with comically deep voices perhaps?
>>43840614
Same thing.
The eternal mascot of the vault is arab humanized alicorn Twilight Sparkle.
>>43840637
There's a crab joke in there somewhere.
>>43840647
>>43840648
Eternal loli's that sound like dreadnoughts with a smoking problem
the whiskey all tastes like fish
>>43840680
the fish taste like whiskey
Deus Vault has a disproportionate amount of completely serious cute little girls.
Deus Vault houses a GECK.
>>43840666
Okay there satan. Calm down.
>>43840691
they worship lolis
Deus Vault as a whole is tsundere for the main vault.
Katana weilding neck bearded raiders eventually take over the vault once the feminazi vault is opened. The leader of the group of Raiders wears v2 power armor and a self conscious fedora.
>>43840649Reroll
All these attempts at adding lolis and shotas that are utterly failing. It amuses me.
It amuses deus Vault away, as children are cloistered away and taught the ways of the vault until they come of age and are returned to the vault.
Deus Vault as a whole is yandere for the main vault.
both vaults are cruel to outsiders
the gender role reversal lovecraft sailor vault forces them into their society as per their "norms", via hormone treatment
the deus vault puts them ontrial as witches
The Overseer is controlled by the Jews.
>>43840649Another reroll from another anon.
There are no children. When a woman gets pregnant, they put the fetus in a tank and accelerate its growth until it reaches adulthood.
Deus Vault is a collective delusions of the main vault. They died off years ago. The main vault is still in denial.
>>43840729
The main vault as a whole is yandere for the deus vault.
Deus Vault run water purificator for a surface town nearby. Both vaults have skirmishers over who rules over it and its souls.
>>43840728
the deus vault worships the norse gods
In Deus Vault, their imagery for God has been distorted to view him as the little girl.
Deus Vault has had dealings with the enclave.
The main vault's females are were-deathclaws
there's a third vault of lich cyborgs in the form of little boys and girls
In the main vault, Mansplaining is a criminal offense.
They all have tits where their asses should be
>>43840763
We already confirmed Allah-Cthulhu, you grognard.
No other gods allowed, unless you get dubs.
>>43840770
Deus Vault has dealings with BoS. It has significant supply of power armors, that it use while crusading.
>>43840750
Rerollin
The women of the main vault are constantly drunk
Free health care is available to anyone who has had sex with the overseer.
Deus Vault is ruled over by the round table council.
>>43840798
Swearing is completely acceptable behavior, but only for women.
>>43840812
who are actually hyper intelligent dogs
>>43840792
It has been written.
The main vault worship Allahthulu.
Deus Vault are catholic.
The deus vault are all russian/chinese despite being catholic crusaders
>>43840812
The round table council is composed entirely ofboisterous, hammy templars. That are all little girls.
>>43840812
YES
They constantly seek mounts to ride, but so far no surface animal founded have suited for the task.
Allahthulu likes tea parties, which is why only men are allowed to be it's priests
>>43840812
The round table council is composed entirely of ara ara knight milfs.
>>43840867
it is composed entirely of Capuchin monkeys
>>43840862
And tomboys
>>43840862
>>43840812
Council is actually just the overseer speaking in a dramatic voice
>>43840862
Capuchin monkeys are Allatulhus children. They attend "tea party" ceremonies as honored quests.
>>43840886
boyish girls are bullied at vault school
Deus Vault trains battle corgis to fight by their side.
Anime is the only form of entertainment in Deus Vault
>>43840862
The Vault Dwellers of the main Vault consider any woman with a piece of carpet glued to her chest and a shaved head to be a man.
The dwellers of Deus Vault hold true to the cannons of scripture, which are 66 railguns with scripture written on the barrels.
Deus Vault use dank memes as currency.
The Vault is in San Francisco, aka The Frantic Ruin
the main vault also has a fake forest in it
>>43839772
>>43839822
>>43839832
>>43840052
>>43840112
>>43840132
>>43840152
>>43840162
>>43840192
>>43840322
>>43840372
>>43840382
>>43840402
>>43840452 <- contradictory
>>43840532
>>43840612
>>43840632
>>43840782
>>43840792 <- gods rule, need dubs to override
>>43840812
>>43840862
>>43840910
Rerolling
>>43840962
Trick question, they don't trade with outside world and all is shared between brothers.
Overseer of the main vault knows that their religion is silly, but it's necessary opium for the masses.
>>43840991
What a hot mess we have birthed
>was about to criticize thread for being too much for fallout
>realize i was almost a no-fun-nancy
my redemption is this roll, the deus vault eventually overwhelms the allahvault
>>43841019
i shall keep updating the list from time to time.
this vault is hell.
BEGIN ROLLS FOR TRIUMPH
WHO WINS THE WAR?
ROLLING FOR DEUS VAULT
>>43841040
there is no war,
both vaults love eachother
>>43841034
I respectfully disagree, it's missing furries.
>>43841040
ALLAHU AKBAR BITCH
>>43841040
ROLLING FOR MAINVAULT
underwear does not exist in the main vault
>>43840991
see >>43840402
Deus Vault is Catholic.
>>43840992
Welp. I guess she runs complicated show to stay in power, where Allatulhu controls the mind of the proletariat and Deus Vault is controllable threat for extra stability.
>>43841050
Deus Vault are all furries.
>>43841040
DEATH TO FEMALLAH
the deus vault only has access to medieval weaponry
>rerolling
ISHYGDDT
>>43841055
RE-ROLLING GLORIOUS VICTORY OF COMMUNIST JIHAD
>>43841040
Deus Vult
the deus Vault does not have access to modern medicine
>>43841040
>>43841055
>>43841058
>>43841077
>>43841103
>>43841111
there is no war
>>43841040
>the war for a 2
deus vult, purge the HERESY
Fedoras are mandatory and anyone not wearing a bow tie is shot on sight for defection
>>43841132
i guess it wasn't a controlled threat after all
god is great, god is good
Everyone is a Capuchin monkey in both vaults
>>43841132
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>43841132
once again, justice is served
>>43841150
>>43841132
>>43841130
rolling to undo
All females are implanted with artifical dicks that allow them to reproduce with either reproductive organ in addition to a third, new type of vagina implanted on the back of their spine that allows robots and humans to copulate
>>43841165
rerolling so the fun isn't ruined
>>43841165
Re-rolling for undo.
If dubs, Deus Vault all ded.
Residents of deus vault can't read. All text is in the form or prerecorded audio.
>>43841132
>>43841179
>>43841165
also rerolling,
>>43841179
>>43841181
i guess a saltvault just opened lately ;^)
the deus vault dies of plague
>>43841202
Saltvault seeps into Deus Vault and everyone now has a crisis of faith.
