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Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9ijwopa42ke49q1/AAA40vUS2BzstD9eHyyBLTr8a?dl=0
IRC Chat Channel
https://client01.chat.mibbit.com/?url=irc%3A%2F%2Firc.rizon.net%2Fcyoa
You forgot all of the OP
>>43826208
i knew it looked empty
>>43810774
>Purchases 'The Immortal', 'The Witch', and 'Spellbook'
>Performs Body-swap ritual with 'The Immortal'
>Proclaims utter invincibility to the heavens.
Any problems with this plan?
.....well, aside from the very last step.
>>43826466
collar around your neck, bro, suddenly the immortal is your master and if you take the collar off you die.
>>43826516
Quite true.
hm...I suppose I could always figure out a way to remove it beforehand and just have the witch make some elixir to put The Immortal under till the ritual's complete.
>>43826516
>if you take the collar off you die
>immortal... die
Do you see the problem with your theory?
Could some kind fella give me the cyoa were one option was to "die" in order to make mankind have a leap in technologies or to have your life filled with loving monster girls etc?
>>43826653
Immortal being unable to die from exploding collar raises the question of "what the fuck is she doing in the slave market in the first place".
>>43826653
Immortality = ability to live forever, not necessarily "unability to die".
>>43826667
so close to quads
>>43826691
The collar explodes... if you can get it off. She seems to be a normal girl otherwise, maybe just tearing a metal collar off is beyond her level of physicality?
>>43826742
Sure, immortal is different from invincible... except that she explicitly survives and regenerates from any part of her body getting cut off (the whole point choosing her), and of >>43826466 who uses the phrase "utter invincibility" without anyone complaining.
>>43826805
I think the problem might have something to do with she didn't know how to get it off, or that she REALLY didn't like the pain of "dying" like that
>>43826854
That, or she actually enjoys being a slave / dominated / eaten. The possibilities are endless.
>>43826805
>The collar explodes... if you can get it off.
That's just the explosive seal. It seems implied that the main explody bit of the collar would activate from disobeying in general.
>>43826667
Sure. I always liked the psychic and vampire options the best though.
>>43826896
>>43826667
Great Tier: Ur'scha, Xam
Good Tier: Vatryllal
Troublesome Tier: Pöla, "Lilly"
Boring Tier: Maie
>>43826896
You are a gentleman and a scholar
>>43826877
So how does that prevent her from being in the slave market in the first place?
>>43826911
And in kind, /r/ing the newer version of this. I remember more powers and a waifu option limit of 10.
>>43826952
Goddamn it, why do I even try to post from mobile. Mods please delete.
>Looking for art
>Everything is 14 year old sluts with tits the size of their heads
Why? Why must everything get tits plastered on it?
I have something like 8 guys to choose from, and 60+ girls, to make companions/the player from
>>43826896
>>43826911
Oh, man. First CYOA I've ever made. Didn't even know someone made a newer version of it. Brings back fond memories. Was still in the army when I did.
>>43826996
Whatcha need?
>>43826950
If she were sufficiently rebellious, they'd be running through collars pretty fast, or they'd be selling a defective product since 1) they can't actually guarantee loyalty with the explody collar, or 2) she could potentially make herself inconvenient enough to own with all the escape attempts that the owner would eventually stop trying?
>>43826996
>tits the size of their heads
I hate it when people use thisas ahyperbole.
>>43827041
Were you also the guy that made the two-picture shitty new version with the white text on black background?
>>43826996
wait what's the problem?
you want older females? guys? females with more reasonably sized breasts?
Refine your complaint, and increase your chances of receiving what you need.
>>43826996
You can use "small_breasts" as a search term for most boorus if you don't like large breasts.
>>43827122
Maybe she isn't sufficiently rebellious, as has been suggested earlier. In any case, they only guarantee that the collar will explode if tampered with, they only say that slave loyalty is "ensured", not "insured. Which, if you look at the real world, only means "assured".
Besides, her description presents her as an "interesting case", unique enough to perhaps be an attractive sell to the right buyer despite any inconveniences.
The bigger question is, if you think that the collar can kill her, how do you reconcile that with her regenerative powers?
>>43827186
>they only guarantee that the collar will explode if tampered with
Read again. They guarantee loyalty with a standard explody collar that _also_ has explody seal to prevent removal by unauthorized parties.
>>43827067
Drawings of
>guys wearing armor that have facial expressions
>girls wearing non-slut armor
>both genders with pistols/shot guns
>anyone who looks like a commander/lieutenant
>>43827128
See above. I need anatomically reasonable girls - if she's twelve, all of her body should be twelve.
Also, preferably girls with weapons that don't either look far too happy, or far too psychotic
Older men/women would be nice, some grizzled veterans.
And muscular/slightly fat men and women, if possible with LMG's
>>43827232
Are you aware of image boorus? You can start with this and refine your search as needed.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=gun+rating%3Asafe&commit=Search
>>43827222
You read again. They say that loyalty "is ensured"; this passive attribution is standard sales speak that is meant to both convey more trustworthiness than "assured" without promising any compensation like "insured" while also avoiding any personal responsibility ("I ensure this - meaning if it turns out to not be true you can blame me and my word" vs "it is assured because of this transparent measure that we are sharing with you, and that you have the full right, ability, and opportunity to assess - fairly reasonable measures have been taken, and you accept these measures as adequately effective as a byproduct of making the purchase").
>>43827335
>>43827122
Have some shitty versions, my friend!
>>43827362
>>43827232
>>guys wearing armor that have facial expressions
Like masks or faces on the armor?
>>43827369
>>43827341
Yeah, pretty much. They don't guarantee loyalty, at all, any more than a deck wood sealant guarantees your deck surviving all damage for any length of time despite "ensuring many years of happy outdoor deck use for you and your family". It also doesn't guarantee happiness, that any deck you seal will automatically be outdoors, that you will actually use your deck, or that you will have a family.
>>43827341
>You read again.
You're sticking to the wrong part, I only used "guarantee" because you did. The collar itself is a magic exploding collar, with an explosive seal for tamper-proofing, which would implicate there's a trigger for the exploding other than attempted removal with improper tools (or by unauthorized party, however the seal works).
>>43827400
>>43827491
>>43827400
>>43827491
>>43827535
Maybe they meant armor that has faces all over it or something?
>>43827487
So there's an additional trigger for exploding; I don't think anyone has a beef with that. How does that conflict with >>43827186? Maybe you should stick better to what as actually said.
>>43827560
>So there's an additional trigger for exploding; I don't think anyone has a beef with that. How does that conflict with >>43827186?
To me, the following seems to imply that tampering is the only trigger for the exploding:
>they only guarantee that the collar will explode if tampered with
But apparently I'm reading too much (or too little) into the specific wording.
Reading this stuff makes me want to write a book so bad
But then i realize i am a little shit with no imagination and I cry
>>43827654
>>43827335
I used safebooru, but still found far too much porn for my comfort.
>>43827669
>>43827654
That's not how you do it
>>43827362
I've always wondered, why is she aiming the gun at her knee?
And isn't turning the gun towards her self really annoying for her wrist and fingers?
>>43827669
>>43827654
Uh. Have you checked your image dimensions, friend?
>>43827669
>>43827400
There should have been a comma, I guess
>if the guy wears armor, I still want to be able to see his face and his expression
Not a helmet with a smiley on it
>>43827654
>>43827669
>>43827695
oh god dammit. Glad you noticed that, I was just going to post the build I wanted to put in the last thread from memory.
>>43827640
The whole point of that phrase was to show what they guarantee, vs what they claim is ensured.
>>43827678
Then maybe your definition of porn is just a little too uptight, hombre.
>>43827766
>safebooru
I don't consider nudity, men kissing or things I don't want to write "safe"
>>43827658
Objection: Ilithyia is the Greek goddess of childbirth.Also Hera a bitch, for realsies.
>>43827690
She isn't. She's resting her arm on her knee and letting gravity pull the gun downwards. You are interpreting the picture wrong.
>>43827690
>>43827986
it seems like the artist done fucked up the perspective
>>43827948
>"nudity" is porn
>"men kissing" is porn
>"things you don't want to write" are porn
>all of these are "dangerous"
I think your problems are bigger than cyoas.
>>43828015
>can't understand the perspective in an image
>"lol the artist must have fucked up"
>>43827232
here, something to perk the thread up a bit
>>43828040
I understand what he was going for, but look at that picture and tell me she doesn't look like she's pointing it at herself and not at the ground
>>43828337
It's clearly pointing down between her knees. Could the artist have done a better job? Of course. Their biggest mistake is not putting any effort in showing through technique that the gun is farther away from the viewing point than her knees; although it clearly is, a bit of emphasis on this point would help people interpret the image without having a knack for seeing perspective and anatomical geometry.
>>43828410
It also doesn't help that she's tiny; though being robotic, ostensibly Japanese, and modeled after a young girl makes this makes sense.
I think a major source of people's confusion is the brain noting the relative size of the handgun and the brain refusing to be convinced that she could be that small with that mature expression and holding a weapon.
>>43828410
I can see that it's going between her knees, but the way her wrist is bent implies it's being bent at least slightly towards her knee
has anyone got some of the genie CYOAs?
>>43828546
yea
>>43827678
>comfort
The asses, cocks and acts of degeneracy I have seen in the flesh are so numerous and horrifying that I feel nothing sexual anymore. It gets better anon.
>>43828474
It is slightly bent towards her knee. This is what happens normally when your elbow is at a certain angle and your arm is resting on her knees as hers is.
Try it yourself. Sit on the floor or a sturdy table so that one foot is at the same level as your butt, then rest your forearm on your knee near the elbow. Then imagine holding a gun in a relaxed position, letting the gun point where it wants. It doesn't point at your knee, but it naturally turns a little bit and takes effort to point straight down in a dead line.
>>43828857
eh, I can see it, I understand it, at this point we should probably drop the argument because there's been like 8 CYOAs in 74 posts
>>43828975
What are you the thread police?
Let them argue to their autistic heart's content man.
>>43828975
Sorry, I don't mean to make an argument. Here, let me post another picture for that anon who wanted.
Though I don't know what qualifies as a worthy expression.
>>43828975
Damn, bae, all they did was ask and provide a reason. Seems pretty fucking reasonable to me.
>>43829010
I was one of the guys arguing, anon, I'm dropping the argument and posting a CYOA instead
Here, have a really old one.
>>43829173
I wonder how many posts in this thread are yours?
Probably a 1/3rd if not more.
>>43829176
Box.
>>43829173
>>43829173
>>43829245
...fuck, they didn't save properly
>>43829294
Here you go.
>>43829294
>>43829350
>>43829176
I'm stuck between the Knight, the Headmaster, and the Lady.
Knight is less valuable if I return to the real world; the Lady and Headmaster might be much less powerful if I stay in the other realm, or it might not, depending on particulars of that other world.
I think I'll go with Blessing of the Lady.
>>43826996
>Want to find good, non-lewd art
>Anything non-lewd looks like shit
>The stuff that's drawn well has tits in your face
>>43826975
Red J for my harem!
>>43827232
This guy has some good ones.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=daito+gun&commit=Search
Hey I started tinkering and adding to this again. Any thoughts/feedback/suggestions concerning the mechanics/traits would be greatly appreciated.
I tried to revamp the mechanics and do something interesting with them that combined the good points of luck-of-the-dice type CYOAs and the pros of point buy/direct choice CYOAs but so far the rules seem confusing as hell to people so I'm considering maybe changing it back to how it was before or maybe trying something different.
>>43829374
>Battle Robe set
>Sabre
>Mace
>Wand
>Crossbow
>Shield Catalyst
>Slayer
>>43829350
>Shadow
>Dark Shards
>Vorpal Weapons
>Shard Storm
>Illusion
>Light Drinker
>Nocturne
>Umbra
Shadow Mage of FUCK OFF TITANS
>>43829820
I can't believe I'm saying this, but this shit makes Alice look good.
>>43830028
Actually, I recall a guy recently saying they intend to remake the Alice Game into an extremely long PDF which will be "/tg/s quintessential waifu generator". IIRC, it may've even been the original creator. This is probably it.
>>43829820
>Roll a D100 42 times (subsequent rerolls will, almost certainly, be called for however)
Annnnnnnnnnnd dropped.
>>43830028
Alice is pretty fun.
>>43830112
It'll probably be shit.
>>43830028
I don't know, I just see Alice 2.0, more random addition.
>>43829820
Man if you're going to eschew graphics entirely you should probably invest in an evocative opening paragraph.
Not hating, but the whole thing seems kind of boring to me. Suffers a lot from endless lists of disconnected attributes... and you don't even have an element of choice to make the randomness mean something.
>>43830160
Just how different to you think it's going to be? What kind of super specific taste does a person need to have to think Alice is good, but trying to remake it as text would be shit? Graphically speaking, it's practically famous for being one of the ugliest CYOAs ever created.
>>43830245
The new options will be shit and include grosser/more horrible fetishes and the like, and thus the pool of what you can roll could end up worse and it'll be harder to pay out of it in coins.
>>43830187
That's a good point thanks, I think all my favorite CYOAs have some sort of stage setting intro
>>43830302
Are you NyuuLucy, then?
>>43830156
lol ikr? how is that supposed to be an entertaining use of time?
>>43829420
I hope you have a really potent sense of aesthetics, then.
>>43830302
Larisa best girl, but the fanboys really ought to stop fucking sobbing over her. Everyone saw that "twist" coming since the character was introduced.
>>43830356
I'm okay with rolling a couple of dice, but having to roll 42+ d100 dice and then going each fucking what I'm guessing is 42 different tables all with 100 options each and figuring out which choices to opt out from? That's FATAL levels of tedious shit.
I'm better off just imagining up the perfect waifu in my masturbatory day dreams without doing the CYOA, its easier, much more straightforward and WAY faster.
>>43830302
Please, keep it short and go for quality over quantity.
>>43830338
Yes, it is I!
>>43830356
I'm aware most people will have no interest in this sort of thing, even were my execution halfway competent. I'd settle for a few oddballs who had an amusing time.
>>43830410
Hey man, some shit's just cruel to do to a fan. Imagine you finally got your waifu and then she turned out to have cancer or something.
>>43830507
Well how do real life people handle these situations?
>>43830526
I ended up breaking with her after a year. I admit it, I still feel like an ass about it, and she eventually got better so I guess it's my loss but chemotherapy's really fucking hard to watch.
>>43830526
Eh, I've had friends killed in car crashed, cancer of the kin, you get used to it. I mean at this point, I'm pretty hard towards it.
>>43830507
blindness and murderer are pretty much the best choices.
>>43830507
Ha, jokes on you CYOA maker! I already have HIV!
>>43830555
>I still feel like an ass about it.
Well yeah you ditched her when she was at her most vulnerable and distressed state anon.
You must have felt really fucking shitty for doing it, but that was a bitch move.
>>43830555
>>43830572
>>43830610
I've never felt so good with my life after visiting /tg/.
>>43830629
There's always someone lower on the foodchain anon. I met a Vietnam veteran, guy spent three years a POW, got back, got screamed at for being a murderer, lost his wife, kids and house, and spent the past eight years homeless.
And that mother fucker was happy because he was in America, land of the free and not dead in Vietnam. Son of a fuck made it impossible to feel self pity when he spent months getting bamboo shoved in his orifices and he still had a brighter outlook on life then me.
>>43830507
>It's 2015
>Live in UK
>anti-HIV retrovirals are highly effective and free on the NHS.
obvious choice is obvious.
>>43830715
Ya know America needs another war to straighten out all the SJWs and whiny teenagers/young adults.
>>43827369
>>43827447
I usually don't have a problem with walls of text, but this is TOO FUCKING MUCH
God damn son
Here, have an easier going CYOA
>>43830771
Well, America constantly fights in various wars for the past two decades, but for first world contries modern wars is very different in terms of allowed casualities.
>>43826975
J and K. Good times, all the time!
>>43830469
Hey, I'm all for you creatively expressing yourself in the way that you see fit. I just wonder if that really necessitates being inaccessible to most people.
Anyway, have a fun and rewarding time creating!
>>43830507
>HIV
Even if you get it your life expectancy isn't all too lowered.
>>43830789
ikr? there are actual full CYOA novels that had less text than that thing.
>>43831191
You must be rich.
>>43831227
Or on the NHS is the UK. Or, you know, anywhere that takes care of its people.
>>43827041
What other cyoas have you made? I liked the one that anon posted.
>>43827232
>I need anatomically reasonable girls - if she's twelve, all of her body should be twelve.
Twelve does not mean flat. I used to live in san diego area and there were tons of very young teens 11-14 that had some incredibly large boobs. C cup range on an 12 year old. It wasn't an uncommon occurrence.
Now some sort of anime massive half the size of her torso boobs, yeah totally off.
>>43829820
You need to advance your version number when you make changes
>>43827362
It's because her wrist is too far bent for the center of gravity of the gun where the most weight is.
>>43828546
Here is a link to beri's cyoas. (genie cyoa+)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxbrh3Q2CTiyfjM3SjU2TWNJQ3VpZ2pWYk0xRUJ4LVZYRkgyTTlwUTQwZjZhN0FNTTJ3LUE
>>43831319
>Twelve does not mean flat. I used to live in san diego area and there were tons of very young teens 11-14 that had some incredibly large boobs. C cup range on an 12 year old. It wasn't an uncommon occurrence.
This is truth. In my first year of highschool (age 13), there was a girl in my class named "DeeDee". Apparently she was called that for other reasons before puberty hit, but by the time she was 11, that was also her bra size.
Let's try this again.
>>43831843
can't be that hard
>>43831419
>11
Fucking hell.
>>43831877
Yes! Finally. Now I can post the build I wanted to post in the last thread but was too slow on.
>Runemaster
>Moonshot
>Hecatae
>Moare Alaine
>Red
>Wanderer
When you're a couchsurfing host, you meet a lot of peculiar people. Alaine was... a peculiar sort of peculiar. I won't say we got on well, that's not in his repertoir. But we bonded over occult books, and he was interested by my ideas about modernizing the study of the paranormal. After a few days together, he offered to take me on as an apprentice. Sure he's a jerk, but would that have stopped you?
Red joined us a while later. Alaine wasn't too keen on having her around, but I told him about the dreams I'd had of her; and her place in modern mythology, from Peanuts to the Fifth Element; and my theory that she was from the future... and on that issue, he changed his mind. I think he knew a redhead too, once upon a time.
It's a strange life. But I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a blessed one!
>>43830789
Freja, Tezcatlipoca, Ishtar
>Try to read peoples thoughts, all they every think about is how they want to bang you
My problem (graphical issues notwithstanding) is that I enjoy creating silly traits a lot more than I enjoy doing any of the other aspects. Sadly I dont think there's any audience at all for nothing but tons of traits.
>>43831391
thnx
>>43826774
For a bit I thought I would be fine if I picked the devourer....but then i got to the last few bullet points. I guess it would be time to figure out how to become immortal for my horror waifu.
>>43830507
The busy one and the murderer don't have downsides as far as I'm concerned.
Is PACYOA:TE no longer with us? I've been gone for a few months
>>43832624
"Ded gaem," as they always said.
Has Stardust been updated yet? Fucking SDA man
>>43831406
Did beri die or did they have real life problems to attend to?
>>43832605
So you're a sociopath...
>>43832692
People I don't know die all the time, if she's going to be killing people anyway I might as well get a waifu out of it. Of course it doesn't say she won't get caught so I guess that's a downside after all.
The busy one just leaves me with a lot of alone time, I'd prefer that.
>>43832841
Nice excuse. You're choosing to bring a murderhobo into your life knowing she's going to go on a murder spree. You're just as guilty as her in that aspect.
>>43832920
You just want people to pick the kek option instead so you can masturbate to it.
>>43832382
You sound like you would work best in collaboration with someone who enjoyed "the other stuff".
>>43832920
Nah I don't kill people bro.
>>43831319
Thanks /tg/ for this creepy tangent
>>43832978
Every time I've tried to find someone who's into "the other stuff" to collaborate with people tell me they think I'm being lazy
The thread seems content deficient so I'm posting a cyoa more or less at random from my folder of cyoas. I can't vouch for its quality
I want to pound some hime cunny with my peasant prick.
>>43833096
Please stop using that fat creepo word.
>>43833009
What's creepy about natural female development, albeit a bit early? I started developing at 9 and my chest was twice the width of my waist by the time I was 14, and considering the hard time I got over it I'm sorry it creeps people out or makes them uncomfortable.
>>43833096
Does anyone actually say "cunny"? With what accent would you usually hear that said?
I'm glad to say I don't think I've ever heard that word said aloud. What is it's purpose, as slang? It's not sexy, or kind, or shocking... when and why would one use it?
>>43833205
It's how creepy fat weirdos talk about little girls.
>>43826101
wheres the rest of it? I havent been here in about 6 months but it looks like they updated my favorite cyoa
>>43833141
Dead on the inside here, been bleeding since age eight, never got around to the breast thing.
I feel cheated.
>>43833320
How old are you now? As full of shit as it sounds, nice breasts aren't that big of an advantage; I have found that a nice face, smile, and attitude go much farther.
Think of tits less as a high-damage killer skill, and more like a high initiative score; sure, you can build a strategy around it, but you'd better have more to your character than that if you want to get all that fat xp and loot.
>>43833384
Nineteen, flat as a board and two of my friends had to go in for surgery to get things laid down. That being said my mother just got over two bouts of breast cancer so I think I lucked out.
>>43833407
You'll probably find a guy that digs small chests eventually, so I wouldn't lose hope.
>>43832941
Naa I'd choose the money hemorrhager and just keep a separate account she has zero access to. Let her blow all her cash if she wants.
I've kicked cheating sluts to the curb before and I'd do the same in the tyrone case.
>>43833110
hime isn't that creepy...(chortle)
>>43833141
With all the hormones in food these last few decades it may have had an effect on earlier development.
>>43833520
I'm sure there are women into it too? They're like 5% of everyone so it's safer to bet straight first.
>>43833205
I've heard it out loud before but not often, usually it's just cunt.
Of course Roger Rabbit really loves his Hunny Bunny's Cunny all Soaked and Runny....isn't that Funny, He might let you see it if you give him some Money, Sonny.
>>43833533
Actually closer to 2-3%. (Meaning you're super-right.)
>>43833096
>take the chip
>go Deredere
>regret everything later as I basically lose all grasp on what little identity I have
>possibly go insane
>why did I agree to this
>GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
>nobody around me has any idea why I'm losing it
>>43833554
I do love some bunny cunny.
>>43833096
I shall be the Deredere.
After all, why not make the universe fair for yourself and those around you.
>>43830789
>Mark of Melek Taus
>Mark of Hades
>Mark of Kali
>>43833668
Eventually you will realize that you shouldn't feel this way. That you've become one-dimensional. That what little personhood you had is draining from you. That you're becoming nothing more than a doting doll.
Your last words to the world as yourself will be little more than INARTICULATE SCREAMING at your fate.
>>43826896
>>43826911
Hard to choose between A Perfect Body and A Perfect Mind desu. Probably the latter.
>>43830507
freaking psycho is the best option by far.
>>43833533Filthy Degenerate unfortunately. At this point I've pretty much given up on human contact. Stuck in a decaying town and everyone is french catholic or sunni.
>>43833141
>>43833320
L O N D O N
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>>43833855
Canada London, Caribbean London or England London?
>>43833874
Or Kentucky London?
>>43833905
Shit isn't there also one in South Africa?
>>43833924
There's some weird Kangaroo London too, right? Or am I delusional?
>>43834011
Probably, fucking Brits splured that shit over half the bloody planet when they were doing the Imperial bit.
>>43834049
I wonder how many things are named after Winston Churchill in the commonwealth?
Or Prince Edward?
>>43833205
Its seen as a less vulgar form of cunt, for when you dont want to be vukgar for whatever reason.
>>43834144
I'd say there'd be more Victoria things, personally.
>>43834179
Sounds more vulgar and gross tbqh
>>43834234
From a modern point of view. Thing is, cunt literally became a curse word in many places for how shocking it was. Cunny, during that time, was unknown and thus unoffensive.
The conventions were laid down in the past, hence why they seem weird to us.
Decided to give this shit a try. Might come up with more types if people want.
>>43834179
It's seen as a word for fat greeseball freaks.
>>43834358
Soratoran, hide wings for a long ass time, use magic to become a stage magician, and use that fame to fuck a groupie just to see if an enthusiastic person really can grind my pelvis to dust with sex. it'll hurt like hell, but hey, rapid healing.
>>43834388
What orifice did you pull that out of, cunnykins?
>>43834466
It's pretty universal opinion among people who don't use it.
>>43827369
>>43827447
Vreaks.
Would've considered Magical Girl but looking through it all but one of the weapons suck and I don't want to hijack the one that doesn't, that girl's having things bad enough as it is.
>>43834463
Yeah I figured they'd be the obvious choice unless I made them out of paper and balsa wood.
For reference, you probably wouldn't break anything just getting laid but if she bounces on you too much some cracks will start forming. Anything above a thick girl would squeeze your pancreas out your ass like toothpaste though.
>>43834358
Lizardman seems like he's there just to be an asshole/rapist. I'd never pick that.
Bug seems like the path to be a cyberlich. Invent a way to make yourself a brain in a jar connected to a robot body that isn't shitty. Probably do that if not for having to eat shit.
Wings but weak bones is my choice.
>>43834475
I'll take your word for it. I can't say I've ever discussed cunny in real life.
Question: What kind of Hubworlds would you want added to the list. Any universe, any timeline, anything, throw me some ideas, I need to diversify my portfolio. Same with local ideas on the homeworld.
>>43834358
bug dude, obviously. I'm rich and smart and rich and funny (and rich), what do I need looks for?
>>43834358
Modern world? Gotta go with the pretty boy angels. Only way to avoid getting chopped up or locked away.
>>43834697
for what
>>43834697
need more high-tech worlds. Right now you can pretty much only show tech in the 'anything goes' worlds.
Alien low-tech magical world that's been colonized by an advanced high-tech intergalactic empire.
>>43834741 See >>43834733
My computer is a prig.
>>43834667
But you're playing the character, anon. They're only as evil as you are.
You don't like sweet gains?
Is there another part to this?
>>43834917
Patricia
>>43834358
Dragil all the way man!
>>43833528
Less the hormones in food and more coming from plastics and occurring naturally in ever more popular food like soya beans. That, and people having access to a steadier, richer diet and having less (or different, whatever) conviction that the only way to be a girl is to starve yourself silly during your developmental years.
And, of course, genetic lottery has something to do with it too.
>>43834475
>It's pretty universal opinion among people who don't use it.
So full of shit your eyes are brown.
>>43834669
Is there more to this one, like a premise or something, or do we just use our ~imaginations~ and make our own?
>>43835267
I don't think there's anything else. It probably wasn't even created as a CYOA.
>>43833855
Wait, are you saying london girls are flat as a board, or massively endowed?
>>43835237
I aint seeing anyone defend it but you people that use it.
>>43827232
>guys wearing armor that have facial expressions
>girls wearing non-slut armor
>both genders with pistols/shot guns
>anyone who looks like a commander/lieutenant
I have a few of these sorts of images. Do you care about helmets and masks? What tech level? Swords and sorcery, scifi, modern, colonial? Also, how many do you want?
>>43835348
It's some retarded meme.
>>43835348
It's a /fit/ meme bro
>>43835354
I don't use it but that doesn't change the fact that your "statement" is full of shit.
>>43835354
Defend it? It's just a word. Don't get your cunny bent out of shape.
>>43835385
Oh, so they were calling us... traps? That's kind of funny, I guess.
>>43835408
Right anon, you totally are invested in this argument over a word you don't use.
>>43835413
Some words are gross. Like that and moist.
>>43835416
The crux is 'there are no women on the internet'. Same joke as always.
>>43835416
No, not really.
The original point of most memes gets lost over time. This particular one got lost real quick.
>>43835416
Go bake a cake, you dumb broad.
>>43835446
I just dislike blanket statements made by idiots like you, that's my "investment" in this argument.
>>43835481
I hate baking, lol.
>>43835606
>blanket statements
>like you
Not them, but do you hear yourself? You do seem inordinately invested to me.
>>43833384
>; I have found that a nice face, smile, and attitude go much farther.
And nice tits\hips wouldn't improve that how?
>>43835727
She said they help, but they're not the most important part, dear reader.
>>43835379
Helmets are perfectly fine
>>43835379
Ideally,modern/slightly futuristic (but everyone doesn't have power armor/prosthetic limbs)
>>43835838
It was asked elsewhere in the thread, but I don't think I saw an answer from you. What qualifies as "an expression" on a male? Obviously some expressions that some would classify as "determined" or "mysterious" would be considered bland or non-existent by others.
For instance, do you consider the expressions in >>43829055 and >>43828327 interesting, or boringface?
>>43835672
Because you're the current one posting duh.
>>43835672
>I hate baking
Not surprising. I find it hard to imagine any decent women posting on this site.
>>43835916
I answered already: I just need to see their face so I can tell a story.
Armor is just armor, I need to see how they think and act
The art in both those don't suit the rest I have. And they just look … bad
>>43835941
Oh I love to cook, just have never liked baking. Keep the snap judgements coming though, it's more fun than you'd expect.
>>43835967
>And they just look … bad
Well that hurts a bit, not that I painted them or anything but I did choose them for you. Can't fault you for not liking the art, though. Can you pinpoint what it is exactly that you dislike?
>>43834697
>>43834733
World that's at the center of a budding dimensional empire.
One that's started to dabble in alternate reality tech.
A world that's seen more fighting from one of the Traveler Wars than most, or has seen more Traveler Wars than most.
A universe that's been completely swallowed by the Ether and is near-incomprehensible, even to master practitioners.
Here's hoping the new version drops soon.
>>43836032
First one looks out of place and like a veteran, except there are other pictures for veterans I'd like to use.
Second one can be used as a pompous douchebag that needs to be coddled. I just need to find a way to make him appealing
>>43832671
This isn't even a CYOA tho.
>>43836032
>it's more fun than you'd expect.
I imagine it is quite fun for a female mind.
>>43836234
Not them, but men who can't cook for themselves are dumbasses.
>>43834902
What would be the point of them? I'd rather be weak and accepted by society and strong and rejected/hunted/dissected. At least the bug can use his mental gains to post his thoughts and findings without people knowing it's the awful bug creature that eats shit.
>>43836190
He's already pretty appealing to some of us, if you catch my drift ;D
>>43836258
That eating thing is thankfully easy to get around. Like set up a deal with Arby's supplier. Or just get a lot of food of any type, your species naturally eats damn near anything to keep fed, nobody said you and your sapient self has to CHOOSE to eat like that as long as you get your nutrients.
>>43836254
Not sure what that has to do with it. I love cooking and being cooked for; and I'd love cooking for my man even if he couldn't move heaven and earth in a kitchen (he can).
>>43836304
The implication that cooking is something for the 'female mind'. Seems pretty stupid when I and every other guy I know enjoys cooking at least in some capacity, even if it's only with a grill.
All I have is MS Paint, and I'm bad at balance. Now to make the PSI Parasites.
>>43836282
I don't. Unless you're talking about fucking him
>>43836358
someone has been playing alot of Undertale/Mother 1/2/3.
>>43836375
Both, actually.
The First Child is obviously the perspective character, but the CYOA allows you to choose.
The story begins on the day of the science fair, and The First Child made the classic baking soda volcano.
The Third Child bullies The Fourth Child into making a Science Fair project for him, but things go awry and the entire town is transported to another dimension.
Going to the edge of town transports you to the opposite edge, so you can't really leave town.
>>43836358
>>43836405
Not everyone has played those games, you need some context as background for those who haven't.
>>43836433
It has nothing to do with them, is the thing. He said he was inspired by, his summary has nothing to do with the plot of any game.
>>43836433
The 'story' of the CYOA has nothing to do with either Undertale or the Mother series.
However, I'll put in a basic story or something.
>>43836433
Sucks to be you then.
Here's a CYOA to pass the time for you guys.
>>43836327
Seems to me she was talking about his snap judgements, not cooking.
>>43836589
>>43836606
Final
>>43836589
>wordswordswords
I tried, anon. I really did.
>>43836589
Looks neat to me, I'll take a closer look in a bit.
Secret Agent creator here, decided to make another one. This one is shorter and simpler; a "choose some magic objects" sort of thing. Hopefully there's some good combo potential as well as some general wish-fulfillment/free stuff goodness.
Typos fixes and object suggestions welcome; ideally things that make for more/better combos that require two or more items.
Sorry about the state of the art; I couldn't find pictures for a lot of it, so I just sketched stuff with my mouse. This is the first alpha, however--before I slap "final version 1.0" on it, I'll break out the graphics tablet and make something better.
Enjoy!
