>be in Shadowrun
>be one of the most powerful corp
>PCs offers you a red dragon egg
wat do?already has a dominant black dragon wife, she won't allow for more spouses
>>43815926
Daughteru.
>>43815926
>togepi
>notJOHN CENA
>>43815926
Graciously accept.and then destroy it. Fuck those asshole dragons.
>>43815926
>be corp ceo
>be so fucking goat that you got a dragon partner
>not just a business partner either
>aw shit yeah you heard right
>but there's one snag
>have to hire.... urgh... "shadowrunners"
>moderately precise black ops mercenaries really
>come back
>bring me a fucking dragon egg
>oh fucking hell
>who did they piss off
>why are they giving me this incredibly valuable item >who's wrath are they trying to palm off on me?
>how did they even fucking manage this?
>the wife is never going to let me just get rid of it either
>...she has been broody lately actually. Does this count as adoption?
>>43815926
nothing left to do but kill yourself op
>>43815926
Signal the snipers, leave the egg as it lay.
FUCK this job, it just got way too complicated.
>>43816498
>Turns out she was gonna lay egg
>Thinks she will kill me and I did this on purpose
>Later find out shes adopted the egg with her own
>Everything seems horrible when I walk in on the nest without her
>Later turns out she was watching her sisters egg and had promised to keep it safe.
>>43815926Young master has returned.webm
I was actually thinking of taken a CEO of a rival corp, propose him a nice meal, which you be red dragon omelette.
A bit like that South Park episode in which Cartman makes that guy eat his parents.
I want a big plot twist, but don't know what to do or how to do it.
>>43817703
The thing is, Cartman had the means to get away with that shit because plot. Fairly certain almost anyone pulling that shit in Shadowrun would get burned as well.
>>43815926
Not fucking with dragons is like the first rule of shadowrun. Why did you think that you could get away with fucking one?
This thread is awful.
>NO FUN ALLOWED
Fun is allowed, but this thread is still awful.
>>43816434
Mmm. Omelette. Mmm. Fanany surprise.
>>43815926
Dragon Harem ending
Chummer, if you are married to a dragon your already past the point of no return. Just hand it to the abomination you call a wife and let nature sort itself out. I would reccomend faking your own death and moving to boston just to be safe, I hear it's lovely this time of year.
>>43822387
> Implying dragons aren't the master race
> Implying humans aren't apes
> Not knowing this is why Hestaby the nature nut is relatively pro-human
>>43822423
>implying hestaby being largely pro-metahuman is not merely because having a good public image aligns with their actual goals.
Not even dunkelzahn was innocent of this omea, even if he was more of a bro then most dragons.
>>43822972
You have no business questioning far-scholar
