Played my first ever "Real" DnD session as a bard named Captain Rainbeard. Anyone interested in my story?
Just post it homo.
Sure friend. It's always nice to hear someone's first experience. Tell us about Rainbeard.
I M so happy to hear that. Do you want hear it from my or Rainbeard's POV?
Fuck it, gonna post. whoverever reads reads.
>Be 15
>Find out you have roleplaying group in your area
>fuckyes.jpg
>custom roleplay
>Decide to play as a C.N. pirate turned bard
>Custom races
>choose ekirr (Humans)
>Glorious rainbow beard
>Wearing a patchwork of different fancy clothes
>falcon named patsy the parrot
Shall i continue/elaborate?
holy shit senpai just post all of your shit if anyone cares they'll let you know
>>43794789
>rainbow beard
please stop now
please continue, and watch people's fragile masculinity crumble at the mere mention of a rainbow beard.
>>43794789
>>43794592
>>43794636
Nigga just start greenposting.
Though it's probably easier to tell the story from your own perspective.
>>43795900
Come on, it's his first session ever. Of course it's going to be cringeworthy.
>>43794789
>be 15
>2.You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>43796369
It's not that it's attack my masculinity in any way. It's just dumb. Any bright, pastel color would be obnoxious, a rainbow beard is just absurd.
>>43796929
you people are annoying as fuck, did your family not let you drink at 19 or something?
>>43800581
They knew well enough not to let us bother the adults while we did
