Why do all orcs in all settings have purple skin?
>they don't
I phrased a statement as a question, that makes it true!
>>43793795
Congrats OP, this is the most shit meta thread on /tg/. Take your throne as High Lord of Faggotry
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>>43793795
>>43793795
What the fuck am I reading?
>>43793795
I would say polite sage, but this isn't a polite sage. This is a shit thread and you are a shit person, OP
There are people trying to make decent threads on /tg/ and then there's this cocksucker pushing them to page 10
>>43794091
>>43794098
If they get to do it with no consequences and hundreds of replies, so do I.
>>43794178
Your autism is as boundless as it is pointless.
Thanks though.
>>43793795
I'm going to sneak into your house at night and wreck up the place for your faggotry.Also do horrible things to your butt.
>>43793795
'OW DID YOUZ START DIS FREAD WVOUT A PIKSHOOR?
>>43793795
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Is the thing you're complaining about dumb? Yes it is. That doesn't mean copying it ceases to be exactly as dumb.
This isn't even /tg/-related; "Why is [false, misleading, controversial, or inflammatory statement]" is a standard shitposting format on all boards.
As much as this is still shitposting, what he's talking about is the exact reason I don't go on any other boards anymore.
This thread actually begs the question : "Is /tg/ the only place you can talk about shitposting being an issues on this imageboard without it devolving into shitposting?"
>>43793795
What are you even talking about?
This is an awful thread.
Right, since this is a shit thread with a shit topic, lets turn it into a productive World Building Thread.
>The world is inhabited by various breeds of Orc who possess extremely varied skin tones, including purple, red, black, etc.
>>43796459
I have in mind to make pig nosed orcs from hentai a legit orc subspecies. probably they'll get some special buff when sexually aroused.
>>43796514
>probably they'll get some special buff when sexually aroused
no. don't.
>>43796514
Make it a bonus to grapple & pin attempts.
>>43796514
>when sexually aroused
So all the time?
>>43796862
Rape bonus? I was thinking something more like temporary hitpoints to represent invigoration.
>>43796836
not everything that references sex turns into FATAL or erp, you know.
>>43796938
I think a bonus to grappling is easier to sort out. Maybe give them a small number of Temp HP whenever they succeed on a grapple check?
>>43796836
>>43796938
To make it a bit less magical realm, you could just say that while they're fairly strong due to being Orcs, as a whole they're rather lazy, which means they prefer to take slaves to perform labor. Half-Orcs also don't hold the same stigma that they do in other Orc cultures.
>>43796986
The correct way of doing it would be giving the grapple bonus only if he grapples what excited him.
nothing stops me from putting both things, and maybe a morale bonus or something
>>43797063
>less magical realm
>slaves
dude...
>>43797109
>Romans
>Colonial America
>Magical realm
......dude......................
>>43797154
dunno man, never heard of Roman wizards.
>>43797109
I'd say a culture that promotes slavery is probably less magical realm than one that exists only to rape
>>43796938
>>43797109
You are really messed up. Yeah, something that's sexual doesn't immediately mean it's like FATAL, but having to specifically mention how aroused they are for a mechanical benefit? Thinking that rape is less magical realm than slaves?
Dude, just stop.
