http://www.exterminate-it.com/malpedia/remove-elf
Elf genocide when?
A elf hate thread?
postin glorious holy genocide warriors
>>43770857
I'm going to make a setting with tall, slender, beautiful, fabulous, muscled, gorgeous, glistening, heroic, divine elves.
They came down from their palaces in the Sun and taught mankind fire, but mankind abused fire and burned the world and were eradicated in a grand crusade against the filthy earth apes. The elves have taken to rebuilding the world and wiping out the hidden remnants of degenerate humanity. They will plant forests and live in cities of magnificently carven stone, chiselled to perfection with a splendour that would sear mortal eyes. They are all bow-wielding rangers, able to fire off several shots a second with arrows made from piercing moonbeams and the mages call down the very might of the gods themselves and their elven ancestors (for the gods were once elves who ascended to a level of divinity to watch over the souls of elves from foreign degenerate corruption) and continue to discover, control and re-write the laws of the universe itself in an effort to wipe out the scourge of mankind who continue to kidnap elven children and rape elven women and bear muddy-blooded half-elves who undergo pilgrimages to purify their bodies of human taint.
Elves are literally the purest race known to every setting with elves. Human-only settings are try-hard and edgy and not even really fantasy.
>>43770857
>>43770934
>>43770949
>>43771032
Do you actually... I mean, how do you... Do you actually think you're funny?
>>43771056
They are.
>Inb4 samefag
The user count in the corner will have changed once this post is sent to you.
>>43771070
What's the joke?
>>43771034
>>43771056
elf detected
>>43771084
Oh god, I didn't realize you are incapable of humor. I'm so sorry.
>>43771082
>Only jokes are funny
There's also situation-based humor you autistic fuck
Pic half related
>>43771101
Here it is
>>43771101
Where's the humor then?
I see no humor here.
Is the joke some sort of meta-thing, where it's funny that you think that posting this stupid stuff has any humor? Are we supposed to laugh at you?
I'm sorry, but you just make me sad. You really do.
Autism is strong in this thread.
>>43771128
The thread in itself is supposed to be silly and succeeds. Not everybody was born with a defect like you were, anon.
>>43771137
Silly? It might have been silly six or seven years ago, but now the only silly part is that you think regurgitating this lame "meme" is anything aside from pathetic.
If you just want to convince people you're stupid, you might just want to spend your time in /b/.
>>43771164
If you wanted to convince people that you are autistic, you have successfully done so.
>>43771164
>/b/ is the only place where people act like retards
Newfag detected.
>>43770857
Who is this dude with the little wings on his helm on all the pictures?
>>43770857
>remove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSDb8pD6sno
all ya elf lovers need more faith
>>43771199
/b/, /r9k/, and /s4s/ are the only boards where you're supposed to act like you do.
>>43771268
Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXpj3x2oLho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MJyZ6Yu8Vk
>>43771297
>Not mentioning /k/, /int/, /fit/, /v/ and /tv/
REDDITOR NEWFAG
>>43771297
less complaining more glorious human supremacy
>>43771128
Newfag gtfo
>>43771327
You're just posting pictures of crusaders.
Why are you even trying to link crusaders with your silly little hatred for an imaginary race? A race, mind you, that is actually divine in LoTR and would be what the crusaders would fight to protect?
I understand you are retarded, but at least be retarded with a lick of sense.
>>43771360
Quit sperging, autist.
>>43771360
Go back to tumblr you pretentious faggot.
>>43771360
i spy with my little eye a elf fanboy
>>43771360
>A race, mind you, that is actually divine in LoTR
They are also divine in the Norse myth.
Why would you exterminate THIS though?
>>43771511
Because no knife-ear is getting my precious bodily fluids.
>>43771200
Do you even Elder Scrolls, son?
>>43771608
WHO IS HE
>>43771608
Neither do you fags, Pelinal isn't even human but a magical construct.
>>43771587
>knife ear
What a nice compliment. Everyone loves knives.
>>43771663
>Everyone loves knives.
Not everyone is an emo faggot anon.
but what if I make an elf paladin?
>>43771082
It's a reference to Pelinel Whitestrake from TES Lore. He's essentially a Terminator robot from the 2nd Era who was sent to the time of the Alessian Crusade and helped murder Elves. He was known for ripping them apart and devouring their entrails. He also killed the diplomatic contingency from Elsweyr because Khajiit are Elves too.
>>43771709
>Khajiit are Elves too.
Sometimes I don't regret my lack of further investigation into TES lore.
>>43771635
PELINEL WHITESTRAKE!
PRAISE REMAN!
>>43770857
>B-b-but I don't wanna be extinct!
>>43771034
>>43771511
would purge the abomination for its crimes of bestiality and ears against humanity
>>43771642
>Pelinal isn't even human but a magical construct.
>Implying I ever claimed otherwise
>>43771734
It gets worse and also better the deeper you go.
>>43771750
>Nigger elf
>>43771686
I am a chef.
>>43771734
It's because of the Lunar Lattice. Khajiit and Bosmer had the same ancestor, but thier innate shapeshifting was almost uncontrollable, and so many of them would go into a frenzy and turn into gibbering mounds of carnage. So the group who eventually became the Khajiit were approached by Azura, who mytheopicly bound thier lives to the phases of the moon, so each Khajiit gradually morphs into one of the Khajiiti Subspecies as they grow up, pending on the phase of the moons when they were born. This stabilized thier forms and allowed them to live as a functioning species.
The other group of those ancestors instead made the Green Pact with Yffre, became obligate carnivores, and maintained a more controllable version of their shapeshifting powers, though would occasionally go on the Wild Hunt to go full Zerg.
>>43771763
>bait
>baitley baiterino neighbaiteroo
>implying it wouldn't be a great setting
>>43770857
nice reddit meme friend
>>43771807
>Hating elves
Isn't that homophobic or whatever bullshit they use back there?
>>43771360
>A race, mind you, that is actually divine in LoTR
yeah, no
ITT: buttblasted mortals who are insecure about their imperfect existences and don't realize they are literally an objectively inferior sub-elven species
>>43771796
>What kind of lore do you want senpai
>Just fuck my shit up
>>43771818
reddit is a circlejerk for unfunny shit like this thread
>>43771136
Sauce on that pic?
>>43771848
elves are not divine in Tolkien's works
pic related is divine
>>43771867
Both the maiar and the elves are divine.
>>43771846
The Thalmor win and the Dunmer and Khajiit live on the moon in the future.
>>43771995
I knew about Khajiit living on the moon but not about Dunmer. And are you talking about Skyrim Thalmor or one of the previous Thalmor Empires?
>>43772014
It's complicated. And in the future. Except not.
>>43772014
If you want to know, look up C0DA. It's by Michael Kirkbride, so...heads up.
>>43772026
>And in the future. Except not.
Fuck this shit. I draw the line at time travel.
![tumblr_naf5os1BUY1t3fruoo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DgXhBDf.jpg "tumblr_naf5os1BUY1t3fruoo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>43772048
It's not so much "time travel" as much as it is a giant magic robot yelling at reality until it explodes.
>>43772075
MAYBE
>>43772048
Then you'll hate Dragonbreaks, anon!
>>43772061
Just when you thought you were scraping the bottom of the barrel the floor caved in and you dug half of yourself info the basement floor.
>>43772087
A man fights dark elf ninjas with his Matrix hands by using kung fu and rewriting the manuscript.
>>43772099
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
>>43772114
And then Chronoc0da happened.
>>43771764
little kek being afraid of "vile" beasts nowadays, hm?
