So I got an idea from another thread.
Everyone post a list of your decks, and everyone else make assumptions about them based on what they run.
![hokori-dust-drinker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Az8Vk1w.jpg "hokori-dust-drinker[1].jpg")
>>43765217
My EDH deck:^)
4 Curse of Stalked Prey
2 Bonesplitter
3 Ring of Valkas
4 Stromkirk Noble
4 Boros Swiftblade
3 Goblin Rabblemaster
3 Iroas's Champion
3 Goblin Guide
4 Krenko's Command
4 Boros Charm
3 Path to Exile
2 Reverberate
3 Lightning Bolt
8 Mountain
2 Plains
4 Clifftop Retreat
4 Sacred Foundry
>>43765535
Bad modern Aggro?
BRw Vampire Tribal
BG Elf Tribal
Mono-W Equipment shenanigans
WUB Allies
Thraximundar "omni-sac" EDH
Animar "free Eldrazi" EDH
Alesha "Social Justice Warrior Tribal" EDH
24 Swamps
36 Relentless Rats
>>43765535
>>43766272
I think OP means list of decks you play, not decklist senpai
I play:
Mayael's bag of tricks EDH
Mimeoplasm "your deck is my deck" EDH
Marath Degeneracy EDH
Feldon Value Solitaire EDH
Naya Land Matters EDH
>MonoB Infect
>RG Monsters
>UB Robots
>Angel tribal Kaalia EDH
>Savra EDH w/ heavy Saproling theme
>Dragon Tribal Crosis EDH
I'm a horrible person.
Zombie Hunt/Lightning Hunt
Mono White Sorrow's Path
>>43765217
Is that supposed to be a female Jace or is it Liliana stealing Jace's shit?After a booty call?
I have more than 100 decks, most of hem terrible kitchen table stuff full of junk commons and drafting leftovers, but I do take the time to improve them once in a while. I basically play like a perma-noob, but that's the fun of it. Once you stop sucking it's less fun. Here are my favorites...
Mono-black Deck built around broken shit like Dark Ritual, Hypnotic Specter, Hymn to Tourach, Hatred, and Shadow dudes from Tempest block. I've had that deck for years and year. I used to use it in Type 1.5 before it got switched to Legacy! Still a favorite against competitive types.
Casual Fire of Yavimaya. Took me 8 years to get all 4 copies of Birds of Paradise for it. It's a casual attack deck for just attacking with Shivan Wurms and Blastoderms and shit. I only have 3 copies of Flametongue Kavu and I use Kird Ape because I like the art and it's a 2/3 for only 1 mana!
Mono-Green deck that destroys itself. Stuff like Rogue Elephant, Stampeding Wildebeasts, Force of Nature, and other stuff with dumb drawbacks that kill each other. It's suicidal and funny. It only wins because I have 2 Winter Orb in there to force everyone else to play on my shitty mana curve since I typically can't keep more than one land on the board a turn. I actually managed to beat a Type-1 (Vintage to all you kids) Illusionary Mask deck with it once because he was mana-screwed!
Blue-Black Tainted Aether deck, it's cruel and mean. I get out 2 Tainted Aether, and then I play Hunted Phantasm. You lose 10 permanents, but you get 5 goblin token... Yay... I use this in multiplayed games when I hate everyone playing and want them to hate me back.
Blue/Green/Red Madness. Would be Legacy Playable if I had force of Will, but I'm too cheap for that, so I use Foil and Thwart instead! Otherwise, it's just Wild Mongrels and Delver of Secrets, and Lightning Bolts, and that sort of thing. Really generic, but probably my most competent deck. Another one for when opponents want to fight something competitive.
>>43766947
>blogger
Sydri Galvanic Genius EDH - diverse removal-centered infinite comboaggro
Kruphix God of Horizons EDH - Ramp Stomp
Shu Yun Silent Tempest EDH - mostly-white/red voltron/buff aggro
Ulamog Ceaseless Hunger EDH (newest) - whole deck exile (attack, strionic resonator trigger, voltaic key, clock of omens twice...exile between 20 cards or opponents entire deck)
Legacy:
RU/splashblack 0/lowdrop robots - Artifact lands, memnite, thop, pest, cranial plating, slag fiend, galvanic/shrapnel blast. Evolved from an eggstorm deck
Mishra Artificer Prodigy- grixis hyperaccel/aggro combo legacy deck, would often spit out 3-4 blightsteel colossus on turn 3-4. Dark ritual into graven cairns into seething song into geosurge into fucking anything you want
Esper control Omniscience Combo Legacy - explains itself.
Standard:
RB Impact Tremors/Dash aggro
UG Ramp Morph Midrange
UR Eldrazi controlburn
BG Eldrazi sacks
>>43767167
You're someone who wants to win things quickly and not have to sink a lot of time or money into the game. Impulsive, probably loses more to your own decks than to opponents. Probably doesn't HATE countermagic but isn't smart enough to play around it.
My Decks:
>Standard Abzan Memerange
>Modern WBR Tokens
>Legacy Budget ANT
>Commander Karador Mike/Trike Loop
>Commander Ryusei Dragon Tribal>Tiny Leaders Teysa Tokens
>>43765217
EDH:
Bruna voltron
Narset superfriends
Vela Ninja Tribal
Modern:
Grixis Delver
Casual:
Zombie Tribal
Jeskai Prowess Monks
Crosis invasion block.dec
>>43767225
You're probably a little annoying and carry a bunch of crap with you wherever you go, maybe a hoarder. You're probably an all right person, though, a good friend. I wouldn't be surprised if you had a comically huge ego too.
>>43765217
Ezuri Elves Tribal: EDH
Mono Green Infect: Modern
Cifka Eggs: Casual
>tiny leaders: Adun Oakenshield
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/adun-oakenshields-eternal-garden/
>legacy: grixis pyro
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/30-04-15-grixis-pyromancer/
>modern: grixis delver
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/22-11-15-grixis-delver/
>standard: 4C Landfall Aggro
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/four-color-cards-i-own-aggro-edition/
>>43765217
Ghave sacrifice and token making EDH
Oloro Pillowfort EDH
Thromok Swarm EDH
Geralf fuck the win, make zombies EDH
SIgarda Voltron EDH
Standard decks:
>jeskai black
>mardu prowess/tokens
Modern decks:
>UR delver burn
>jund bolster aggro
EDH:
>izzet paragon counterburn
Pauper Tortured Existence
Pauper UB Teachings
Pauper Mono Black Control
Standard Atarka Red
Legacy Shardless BUG
Modern Burn
UR Twin
Mikaeus the Unhallowed EDH
>>43765217
All Modern-legal kitchen table shit, because I don't play enough to keep up with Standard:
G/r Spider Tribal, splashing for Kessig Wolf Run
Mono-U Quest for Ula's Temple, shitting out Stormtide Leviathans
Mono-W Control with Azor's Elocutors as wincon (aka "Phoenix White")
B/r Vampire Aggro
UR Treasure Hunt + Seismic Assault Combo
Casual Elephant Tribal.
Casual Simic Evolution.
Standard Azorius Awaken (shit but fun).
EDH Iroas, God of Victory.
EDH Zada, Hedron Grinder
This is my W/R aggro, it started of as a modern Boros theme but I put some more work into it after it cycled out of standard.
Creature Spells
Legion Loyalist x4
Soldier of the Pantheon x2
Akroan Hoplite x2
Truefire Paladin x2
Frontline Medic x2
Boros Reckoner x4
Iroas, God of Victory x1
Aurelia, the Warleader x1
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight x1
Noncreature Spells
Lightning Bolt x4
Chained to the Rocks x2
Boros Charm x4
Legion's Initiative x2
Banishing Light x3
Slagstorm x2
Aurelia's Fury x2
Land
Plains x5
Mountains x5
Sacred Foundry x4
Clifftop Retreat x4
Temple of Triumph x4
Here's my deck!
>>43768639
And this is my white artifact deck.
Creature Spells
Memnite x4
Signal Pest x2
Hovermyr x2
Puresteel Paladin x4
Etched Champion x4
Wurmcoil Engine x1
Sun Titan x1
Noncreature Spells
Accorder's Shield x3
Darksteel Axe x3
Dispatch x2
Barbed Battlegear x2
Piston Sledge x3
Godsend x1
Tempered Steel x3
Semblance Anvil x1
Oblivion Ring x3
Land
Plains x16
Darksteel Citadel x4
Inkmoth Nexus x4
>>43768514
You're a colossal nerd
>>43768123
You enjoy the movies of Wes Anderson
>>43768024
You don't enjoy playing magic, you just do it to hang out with your buddies
>>43767881
You consider yourself one of the smartest guys in your group
>>43767456
You're a Melvin
>>43765217
I play Pox-Rack (Pox, The Rack, Lili and Death Cloud) in legacy and Damia UBG staxx in EDH.
>>43768751
>You enjoy the movies of Wes Anderson
I've only seen Fantastic Mr Fox and Rushmore, but yeah, I liked what I saw.
>plays Pox-Rack and Staxx
You enjoy watching people suffer. I can respect that.
>>43765217
No decks at all.
Modern
Tribal Mono B Vampires
Tribal Goblins
Tribal Elves
Casual
BR Minotaur tribal
>>43769131
You either don't play Magic at all, or you exclusively play Limited formats, selling the money cards you open to fuel your drafting habit.
>>43768651
You used to play, took a long hiatus, and are just now trying to get back into the FNM scene at your local store.
>>43769282
You mostly play with your friends, who are casual scrubby sorts. And you're definitely a Vorthos.
Eldrazi grixis control standard
Jeskai acendancy combo casual
Ghave +1/+1 abuse EDH
Jeleva spellthief EDH
Alright
>Modern
Bloom Titan
Merfolk
>Legacy
Death and Taxes
>Pauper
UW or RG Tron
Elves
See pic related. Last FNM I reassembled UWR Resto-Kiki to combat Burn & Infect. I try to change things up every week to keep people on their toes, but I do throw in a lot of Affinity and Twin.
If there was legacy in my area, I'd be playing that instead.
>>43766890
Either option is equally likely, I think.
To answer OP's question though.
>Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind - card draw (no Curiosity)
>Sedris - grave shenanigans
>Karrthus - all the dragons
>Rafiq - gotta go fast
>Mayael - big stupid fatties
>Sharuum - fun artifacts
>Sigarda - angel tribal
>Ink-Treader Nephilim EDH - chaos deck, probably my worst in terms of "it's >fun" the others aren't too bad
And yes I'm an EDH-fag, so what?
>>43766853
you like jokes more than you like playing the game
All these EDH only fags
>Modern
Jund
>Legacy
Miracles
>EDH
Don't play anymore but used to run Saffi Eriksdotter
>Modern
UG Infect
>EDH
Karrthus Dragons
Iroas Aggro
Ink-Treader Nephilim
Mimeoplasm
Daretti
Daxos Enchantments
Kalemne Giants
What are some good alternative wincons for the new Daxos?
Thraximundar wheel 'n deal
Ghave sac 'n stack
Rhys tokens
Karlov lifeshittery
RW aggro
BW warrior tribal
Bant flicker
UG counters
UB rogue tribal
RB deathtouch pingers
Modern Burn
Legacy Trinket Mage Stoneblade
Karador
Sharuum
Ruric Thar
Lin-Sivvi
Jund
Deathblade
Shardless BUG
Standard
BU control
Modern
Lantern control
>>43767292
Muh nigga.
Standard: ha
Modern: Grixis Delver, Infect.
Legacy: Elves
Edh:Xenagos, Hanna ship navigator.
Mostly just play casual with my friends
Heroic Simic deck
W/U Angels & Humans deck
both happened to crush one of my friendships
twice
BG Sacrifice
Newdrazi RG Tron
Shardless BUG
Sidisi whip, back from when that was a thing, during the early evolution of KTK standard
Xira Arien tiny leaders :^)
Oloro goodstuff EDH
Monobrown Kurkesh EDH
...
Transmogrify Big Money
>>43765217
Hmmm judging by his post I'd say OP is a faggot
Abzan Blue, run this because of meta at local store would do traditional if at a PPTQ or something. Judge away.
2 Canopy Vista
2 Forest
1 Llanowar Wastes
2 Plains
1 Smoldering Marsh
4 Windswept Heath
4 Wooded Foothills
3 Anafenza, the Foremost
2 Den Protector
3 Hangarback Walker
4 Siege Rhino
2 Wingmate Roc
4 Abzan Charm
3 Dromoka's Command
2 Murderous Cut
3 Gideon, Ally of Zendikar
1 Sorin, Solemn Visitor
3 Shambling Vent
4 Flooded Strand
1 Sunken hollow
4 Warden of the First Tree
1 Silkwrap
1 Tasigur, the Golden Fang
1 Prairie Stream
1 Yavimaya Coast
1 Exert Influence
SB: 2 Duress
SB: 1 Utter End
SB: 2 Surge of Righteousness
SB: 1 Ultimate Price
SB: 2 Transgress the Mind
SB: 2 Self-Inflicted Wound
SB: 1 Silkwrap
SB: 1 Virulent Plague
SB: 2 Disdainful Stroke
SB: 1 Negate
Legacy Reanimator
Legacy Goblins
Legacy Storm
Legacy Black Stax
EDH Narset
>>43774747
Making other people miserable, but skill testing.
>>43766947
10/10 mentality would play with
I currently Have two decks:
Standard Atarka Red deck which I splash black for Kolaghan's Command and Self-Inflicted Wound
Mono-Red EDH deck which now features Pia and Kiran Naalar.
>>43768751
I actually really enjoy playing magic. If I didn't I wouldn't have dropped $2000 on cardboard
>>43765217
Khemba Purrsteel CATaclysmic CATastrophe
Animar's Bounce Bounce Evolution EDH
Abzan Glory's Rise "Huge Human Hegemony" Reanimator
U/B Reanimator "Sheodreld's Super Secret Syndicate"
Mono Green "Garruk's Gnarly Gambit"
Mono White lifegain "Soul Sister's Wild Ride"
B/W Tokens "SorinxElspeth OTP"
U/B "Dr. Painsmith's Wonder Emporium"
inb4 I'm labelled as a enormous faggot
Modern: Jund
Legacy: Jund
Casual: mono black devotion
>>43765217
Grixis Twin and Grixis Delver in Modern
UBRg Delver in Legacy (with proxies as local league is proxy friendly)
Sedris control-combo in EDH (with twin, lab maniac and duskmantle mindcrank, looking into a couple others as well)
My first standard deck was Wg Heroic just after the release of JOU, last I had with all cards was a Sultai Control brew and the last with 20 proxies was UR Robots on Origins gameday.
All EDH decks.
Mayael Stompy (unfinished though)
Teysa 1.0 Stax
Azami Combo
Kiki-Jiki Combo/aggro/control (seriously, it's won all three ways)
Azusa Goodstuff
