Vault-Tec requires another design for their new vault.
Last vault we designed was on the moon and had spooky Homo-Specops and Nuka Cola made from moon rocks.
All posts ending in 6 are truths about the vault.
Any posts ending with 666 cannot be changed or voided.
>>43739126
The Vault is far overstocked with cybernetic upgrades and autodocs to install them. They also have extensive textbooks on the creation and use of cybernetics.
>>43739126
The Vault is in the Canadian Wasteland.
>>43739126
>Nuka Cola made from moon rocks.
That... doesn't sounds too healthy.
>>43739126
The Vault has a Zax supercomputer hidden deep inside. All the vault dwellers have a chip in their spine that allows the super computer to take control of the residents during a time of crisis.
For people it's taking over it's like blacking out and waking up having sleepwalked.
>>43739160
When your vault is on the moon there's only so much you can do.
>>43739126
The vault has a Mr.Handy that kills a vault dweller once every 5 years.
>>43739126
There is a picture of stalin on every corridor.
>>43739126
Every resident of the vault is somehow related to the ocean. Marine biologists, naval engineers, navy veterans, ect
>>43739126
These threads are shit
>>43739235
Thanks for your opinion bae.
>>43739126
The Vault has coloured gas that floods the vault but doesn't do anything. The vault then tells the inhabitants it has 1 day to make an antidote or sacrifice a vault dweller for the the antidote.
The vault is lcoated somehere in the rocky mountains
The structure was actually built as a geodesic dome in the Atlantic ocean. Water and aquatic life are included inside the vault.
The floors in the vault is vaxed so good by a Mr.Handy that you require shades to even see
>>43739126
every person has a random one of the five senses removed, to see how well people can adapt and rely on others
The overseer has a split personality. But they are both exactly the same person
The vault is in the Warhammer 40k setting
The vault number is the last 3 digits of this post
The Vault is located under the ocean bottom.
The vault is in totalitarian soviet Buryatia.
The overseers evacuation tunnel leads into the vaults septic tank
The vault is located in the outskirts of Dallas
The Vault is located in Toronto, Canada.
The Vault's denisens are divided into two equal groups - "prisoners" and "overseerers", with the latter controlling the live of the former and collectively making decisions on policies in the Vault.
The vault is segregated in typical 1950s fashion but, if anyone crosses over to the other side the robots in the vault will terminate them.
The vaultdoesn't really exist.
>>43739126
The vault was built out of a decommissioned missile silo in Montana.
25% of all the vaults females are traps
The vault is populated solely by midgets. All the equipment, clothes and gear they received is normal-sized though.
The vault's population consists of 7 /r9k/ regulas.
The Vault is inhabited by only the Irish and has no alcohol.
Not a whole hell of a lot of 6's happening.
The vault is on Devon Island in the Haughton impact crater. The residents have been told they're on mars.
This vault was rather normal, with no weird expermient. Instead it only has half the population than a normal vault. The vault has a giant frozen storage area where they have millions of seeds from plants from all across the planet that are ment to be planet once the all clear signal comes
>>43739418
Its depressing
The Vault is located under the White House
The vault is under the pentagon
The vault has a hyper evolved deathclaw who slowly picks dwellers like a Xenomorph
>>43739446
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
The entrance to the vault was not, in fact, in Pentagon.
The Vault has no food but every vault dweller gets a ripper.
>>43739446
oh shit
The Vault has a Security Deathclaw behind a door it can only be controlled by the overseer.
>>43739446
Nice. Vault Inhabitants consist of two groups, 50% specifically chosen ex-soldiers and officials of the department of defence, the other 50% is made up of muslim extremists and terrorist leaders kidnapped in the night.
The vault has the "Vault self destruct" and the "Coffee" button next to eachother in identical colours
The vault has a dark stuffy room full of spiders.
>>43739476
Holy shit.
>>43739476
So our vault is basically Afghanistan.
The Vaults robots only work for the Americans.
Super mutants have made the ruins of the Pentagon into thier stronghold
>>43739476
The vault has a goat farm.
>>43739476
Only 20% of the "muslim extremists" group are actually extremists, the rest are random peaceful civilians.
6 out of 7 days in the vault there is always served pork in the cafeteria
>>43739506
Alright Liberal employee
>>43739504
rerolling this
Oh Shit.
The overseer and other heads of departments are fundamentalist super Jews.
>>43739512
The only long lasting food supply of the vault are canned pork chops.
>>43739522
No goats for you.
The Vault overseer is a jew.
>>43739506
There is a fully functionon fat man loaded with a mini nuke in the atrium, but if is taken, then a Quaran is burned
>>43739522
They do support the Extremists whilst waving the victim card.
>>43739536
>>43739526
Of course the Sixes start appearing now
The vault overseer's entire office is made out of gold.
The overseers most trusted individual is a duck with a tophat
>>43739526
>>43739536
The vault overseer is concinced that some people from the american side are german nazi's descendants. As a results, he discriminates against them more than agains muslims.
Mirrors show a horribly distorted reflection
Vault opens once a week, to allow inside two radroaches with cocks grafted onto their backs, and a Deathclaw with cocks for claws.
>>43739556
Oh dear
>>43739577
Nice try Nice Daemonette you aren't fooling anyone
>>43739577
What the fuck
>>43739556
The Duck is bio-engineered to have human intelligence
>>43739556
The duck is implanted with a speech synthesizer and a memeory chip with a simulated peronality of Ronald Raegan.
It's compulsory for the overseer to read the vault a bedtime story every night
>>43739595
The duck has a shrunk down deathclaw brain
>>43739556
The duck quacks with a thick russian accent.
>>43739606
He reads it in Hebrew.
>>43739606
A bedtime story with only goats as protagonists
Brotherhood of Steel has set up shop at the Vault entrance, where they steal the Pipboys of all who leave the vault.
The vault has a tennis court
The main test of this vault is that there are 6 overseers that are shut off in different sectors with the same amount of vault dwellers. One has more food and water, one has medical supplies everywhere, one has weapon caches but with very limited ammo, one has booze and tons of entertainment, one has a greenhouse, and one has money.
Only the overseers can see the other sections and interact with them, but they all have surveillance of the whole vault.
>>43739627
Mentioning "goat" in any way or form is a capital punishment in the vault.
>>43739625
every official announcement is in hebrew
>>43739606
After the first night the Enclave residents shoot him for being unpatriotic
The vault is built like a bouncy house
In the pipes, inside the walls, and in the most forgotten places of the vault is a fierce battle between radroaches and large rats
>>43739126
A vault where every year the atmospheric pressure is increased by one PSI. The vault door room is able to act as a depressurization chamber, but only with use of the overseer's key. The vault has no preset opening date, it is set to wait the all clear signal from vault tech.
>>43739666
Holy shit.
>>43739666
THANKS SATAN
>>43739666
Oh god.
An endless war. Each side is guided by either ex Pentagon or the extremists
>>43739666
There is a bizarre yet widespread religion based on these battles.
>>43739666
that 666........ I guess they fight eternally.
The Vault has only big iron playing all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfgHbdKqrOY
>>43739666
>>43739688
This.
Americans and muslims use roaches and rats respectively as proxy in a conflict against each other. Occasioanly either side tries tosend roach- and rat-assassins to kill the overseer, but his duck is actually a cyber bodyguard that kills assailants with implanted lasers.
>>43739682
S.A.T.A.N. is on the roaches' side.
FISTO is the Vault Doctor.
>>43739722
S.A.T.A.N. is an actual sytem installed in the vault, Sentient Automatic Technological Augmentation Network.
The vault holds exactly one pornographic magazine, filled with porn so /d/ no one actually knows it's simple porn. They consider it a tome detailing rituals for sex-based magic.
"My Hump" is playing constantly through the vault speakers, but only in the bathrooms.
The rest of the vault must listen to "Imma be" constantly.
>>43739666
The muslims keep trying to harvest nuclear power from the rad roaches.
Each year they have hamster fight tournament.
The vault chef is determined by a weekly chess competition, in which the pieces must be moved using the competitor's ass.
Participation is mandatory.
Roaches are not actually roaches but roach-like insects with hive societal hierarchy. The queen is an augmented insect with human-level intelligence.
The vault has a liberty prime in it's basement
There are SJW's in the vault who are constantly stoned by the extremists.
Everything in the vault is written in Basque.
Because fuck you, that's why.
The overser actually comands rats.
There is a curfew at 9:00 every night. After this curfew, sleeping gas is pumped into the vault, putting all residents to sleep.
During this sleep, the men are harvested for semen which is used for nutritional value and must be absorbed through the skin by all vault dwellers in a shared hot tub.
All food is prepared by whatever the Fallout equivalent of Gordon Ramsey is.
>>43739960
All food is prepared by ghoulified Gordon Ramsey.
>>43739952
REROLL
>>43739974
DENIED
There are no weapons in the vault and all cutlery is plastic. The roach - rat proxy war is the only means of violence.
>>43739966
>>43739990
This
Late at night in the vault, rumour's say that if you listen carefully you can hear the sounds of distant honking.
>>43739990
reroll
>>43739966
He has changed his name to Ghouldon Ramsey.
Daily waterboarding of the extremists by the soldiers is a common activity, what the american's don't know however, is that the terrorists actually gain sexual gratification from torture.
>>43739952
ROLL!
Everything in the vault is designed to be used left handed.
Every morning the Muslim side of the vault is woken up by the American national anthem, while the military side is woken up by the call to prayer.
>>43740061
The muslim part of the vault has signs pointing in the general direction of Mecca. Each and every one is pointing to a different place.
Everything in the vault is designed to be used right handed.
Unfortunately, everyone in the vault is left handed
The vault was constructed with all toilets facing East.
All toilet paper has American flag patterns on it.
All doors have the locks installed upside down.
>>43740005
The Vault has an Ample Supply of Clown Makeup and Drugs (A Bizarre Combination of Powerful Steroids and even stronger Psychotropic Drugs.) The Clowns have formed their own religion based on Murder Humor.
>>43740112
The only form of toilet paper in the vault is the Quran
>>43740112
All toilet paper is actually sand paper.
The only game in the vault is GURPS.
>>43740160
The Only Game in the Vault is FATAL.
>>43740160
The only form of entertainment is dick-fighting.
>>43740160
F.A.T.A.L.
All alcohol dispensers are in the areas populated by the Muslims. The ex-defense department gets only water.
>>43740160
Only War
The only people allowed to wear burkas or masks are big guys.
>>43740187
Racial Holy War.
>>43740168
Better Yet, The Only Form of Entertainment is Cock Fighting.
>>43740191
IF their masks are removed they immediately have to commit suicide, i.e. die.
>>43740193
... That Actually makes sense. Also, this >>43740123
The only game in the vault is Crusader kings.
>>43740216
Ignore this.
>>43740198
They do look quite like small, angry Theropods this way, don't they?
>>43740198
It has nothing to do with chickens.
>>43740229
It's too late.Honk honk
>>43740216
YOU WASTED A SIX YOU FOOL
The vault kills retards if they are born especially if they hate the number six.
>>43740248
Historically, a Cock Fight was a Bloodsport involving Chickens fighting Each Other to the Death.
>>43740269
I did try to re-roll the Clowns.HoNk hOnK.
>>43740123
Vault security's weapon of choice are dildo bats
>>43740289
>>43740266
can someone post the picture with the vault and clowns.honk
Vault security have Mickey mouse style helmets.
>>43739446
How deep under the pendagon?
Shouldnt the enclave know about it?
What about the BOS? They literally live above them...
All vault citizens will be forced to wear bondage gear
>>43740334
They're pretty deep, you've probably never heard of them.
The entire population of the vault has a family history of early onset Alzheimer's disease.
The only form of entertainment is furry porn
All cguards have to wear high powered fursuit armor that has DR 50 and all animals will be friendly towrds it.
>>43740447
The Vault dwellers are all hipsters
After the rats ate all the Qurans and all the roaches irradiated all american flags, the population is converted to judaism.Just as planned.
>>43740478
This poster gets tortured to death, cloned and tortured again 24/7
There is a random red button on a random wall that turns off all power in the vault for 12 hours. The person who clicks it and all who see them do so forgets.
Every night vault is patrolled by securitrons that forcefuly circumsize whoever they manage to catch.
>>43740289
re-rolling doesn't count
the overseer make all his speeches in japanese
The vault is entirely self sufficient and has fairly large population. The production systems decay however over time and become worse by 5% a year. The vault is to stay closed for long period of at least 200 years.
Radroaches are commanded by an unknown man, the only things known about hima re that he is "nuclear" and "wild".
About half of the american population are closet MLP fans.
The Vault has a satellite uplink, but it only connects to the Hubble (or equivalent).
The D.O.D. and Muslims take turns using it to spy on their respective targets.
>>43739126
They number all their newborns and dubs are made the administrators.
There is a random red button on a random wall that turns off all power in the vault for 12 hours. The person who clicks it and all who see them do so forgets what the button does.
Fixed it for ya
The overseer is actually a tank
Those who offend the overseer are kidnapped by securitrons at night and taken to a secret facility behind the overseer's office where they are brainwashed into having a steretypicalkenderpersonality.
>>43739126
A grand tournament is held for the position of overseer. Dwellers compete at swords, jousting, and unarmed combat.
the overseer really is a tarrasque
the vault is haunted
>>43740321
>>43740888
cannot do, since the overseer must be jewish
or they must convert ?
Also, the vault has to survive solely on bread
>>43739126
Everybody in the vault learns kung fu.
They get antigravity augs so they can perform aerial stunts and kungfu "flying" moves.
Every 25 years they need to send a Chosen One outside the vault to kill the Great [Nonspecified at all] Evil
Honk
Larry is the coolest guy in the vault
>>43740916
"Everybody was kung fu fighting" is the vault's anthem.
>>43740916
my god, kung fu clowns from the pentagon raised by the school of ahallu ackbar and the school of 'murica.
they only accept rad roaches and rad-rats as their disciples.
>>43740993
>>43740969
>>43740916
All of Vault-Tec's plans for this vault were ruined by a disgruntled employee. The air recirculation system was sabotaged and all spare parts were removed. The system failed on day 2 and the entire population died in a desperated attempt to manually open the vault door.
>>43740993
Don't forget - their leader is a jew that takes advice from a duck and reads a bedtime stories to the vault over the broadcast system in a top hat and their chef is ghoul Gordon Ramsey
The current kung-fu master, the overseer, lived for at least a hundred and fifty years, teaching generations of Vault inhabitants martial arts. He's the one who began spreading this kind of knowledge at the beginning
>>43741038
Shifu Hu-Ghe Wang, american soldier, muslim terrorist, scholar and a gentleman.
The holy war between the rad rats and the radroaches is done solely by kung fighting in zero-gravity, using a smaller version of the antigravity augments, designed by the overseer
>>43741066
This is the canon name of our overseer now.
>>43741066
Chinese jew man.
Purrfect
>>43741038
>>43741066
so what, both are relevant now ?
the vault mascot is a baby tarrasque. He began his training not long ago and hopes to one day become the next chosen one
>>43741134
Only the latter, I guess. The former is what he teells about himself but what may not actually be true.
>>43739126
The terrorists have used the remains of the overseer's son to create an undead kung-fu supersoldier called Dong the Destroyer.
>>43741134
Dunno if the double six means anything. I think not, if it's not explicitly said in the OP.
One Room in the Vault has Chinese propoganda painted onto the walls, but you can only see it at 01:32 in the morning. The Overseer has been instructed to find a Commie infiltrator in the room while Vault-Tec tests to see if invisible ink propaganda influences the sleeping mind.
>>43741156
>Kung Fu Terrasque and the vault of America Akbar
Would watch it
>>43741157
okay, guess we'll go with this
>>43741156
fuck you, I spat on my laptop
>>43739126
George Washington is secretly lurking the corridors of the vault...
and he thirsts for muslim blood
The entire vault exists only in the mind of an autistic manchild in contemporary 2015
>>43741249
In reality the autistic manchild is a brain in a jar, inside the vault, that they use to store the knowledge of kungfu and their RPG session logs
>>43741249
>>43741273
if six, these jewels are restored
>>43741335
Well its looks like you failed, just like your mom!
>>43741356
>6
It's confirmed his mom is the whore of the vault
>>43741380
she's dead anon>InB4 that's why
>>43739126
Everybody in the vault sounds like those dubs from Kung Pow
>post ending
You are the worst kind of cancer. There is a sticky that explains how to roll dice. You either didn't read it or choose to ignore it.
>>43739126
There is only one working toilet
>>43741436
And this is the reason why they started learning kung fu - to fight over who gets to use it.
>>43741436
The toilet paper dispenser is two floors below.
You need to cooperate to take a shit
>>43741422
We found the autistic manchild!
>>43741422
Anon then died via anal dice burst right after postin that
>>43741436
You madman
The toilet also gives electrick shocks
>>43741650
Toilet gives you electric shocks if you don't answer it's riddles correctly*
>>43741436
>There is only one working toilet
And it's in the overseer's office.
>>43741422
If this is a 6 then all autists, assburgers and tards in this vault are executed.
>>43741686
You're doing god's work, son.
>>43741650
>Almost
For god's sake
How about, the toilet is one of those that splash so it's literally impossible to not exit the bathroom without a wet asshole.
>>43741686
The method of the execution is applying Hokuto Shinken.
Kittens are sacred. If you punish them for throwing your pens to the ground for the thousandth time, you are executed.
Also, they have absolute permision to sleep in your keyboard.
One of each ten dwellers is a /b/tard.
They also have the code to the armory.
The toilet is top of the line. Autocleaning of the posterior with a pleasantly scented spray bidet, sanitizing uv function, heated and ultra soft padded ergonomic seating, self-cleaning interior, only ever needs one flush no matter what gets put into it, and an amazing painfree asshole bleacher.
The catch? It's NUCLEAR POWERED. YOU MIGHT GET ASS CANCER IF YOU DONT TAKE RADAWAY.
>>43741796
And there're only three packs of radaway in the whole vault..
Everyone must wear really itchy cockrings. Even the females.
>>43741814
The females have cocks.
The Floor is constantly covered in broken glass covered in lemon juice, and there are no shoes available.
>>43741868
The floor is constantly covered in feces, because ONLY ONE WORKING TOILET and people have to go somewhere.
>>43741868
>>43742061
Oh yes. They die not because of Nuclear Strikes or Raiders, but to Hepatitis and Cholera.
>>43742061
The floor is lava. And there are lava sharks in it. Laser lava sharks.
>>43742096
You forgot that there are Sprinklers filled with Chlorine Trifluoride.
>>43742096
YES!
>>43742111
And You forgot that the walls are made of FOOF.
>>43742129
And that the Air is with Mustard Gas.
If you don't please tha main AI, it'll play every single remix of Owner of a Lonely Hearth in a loop all day.
>>43742155
And that The Clowns are still in the vents.Honk Honk
>>43742186
Are the mimes under your bed?
[____]
>>43742186
And that the whole place is out of coffee.
>>43742186
The vault's overseer has no arms nor mouth.
>>43742186
>>43742205
>people trying to make a new vault
HERE ADD THESE LEGIT NEW MEMES GUISE !!!!1!111!
>>43742223
There is only this weird chinese tea with no particular taste
>>43742226
Yet Shifu Hu-Ghe Wang has mastered and teaches kung-fu, truely beautiful
>>43742226
And he communicates via Rube Goldberg Machines Constructed with his feet.
>>43742246
This made my day.
>>43742223
And he eats via getting a glasgow smile.
>>43742229
I really wish that had gotten a Six. Would that mean that the inhabitants all reference meme's constantly?
>>43742226
But still must scream.
>>43742296
The Vault is Run by a Virtually Omnipotent Computer which Hates Everything Inhabitant infinitely, thus explaining the lava sharks.
>>43742288
the horror !
>>43742229
>>43742288
>>43742336
Irony by the book
>>43742336
... What have you DONE?
>>43742336
Guess that's how they inhabitants of the vault sum up their existance.
The Door has a Closet that occasionally leads to Narnia.
>>43742334
Laser lava sharks*
Also, everyone uses magnetic boots to walk in the ceiling and away from the lava, and tables/chairs/beds that hang from the ceiling. Puking is truly a interesting experience.
Each and every Inhabitant's terrible diet has lead to them having a marble bag's worth of kidney stones.
The Ventilation System is filled with Sarin every ten days.
There is a very angry Bear inside the vault.
Kung fu dwellers move around hopping from shark to shark, while avoiding the lasers.
Each inhabitant of the Vault has a Teddy Bear.
The security force is entirely composed by monkeys that throw shit at you.
Every kid is given a taser at age ten.
Inside the Vault is a 1x1x1 Centimeter area in which there is a false vacuum. If the machine containing it is not recalibrated every month, the chamber will break down.
Guys, guys, you do realize the point of the Vaults was to run long-term sociological experiments on how populations behave under unusual conditions, right?
That worked well with the patriot/extremist suggestion earlier, but now it's just becoming kind of goofy.
>>43742566
...what?
>>43742567
>Guys, guys, you do realize
Yes we do. Now please stop stopping us having fun.
A religion has formed around the laser lava sharks. All doritos and soda must be given to it, lest it's fanatics hunt you down.
>>43742566
This implies that everywhere else is in a true vacuum, so the only thing that happens is that the false vacuum becomes a true vacuum when containment breaks.
Now, if it was a true vacuum being contained in a false vacuum universe, thats much more dangerous.
Everyone in the vault is an amputee.
When do we stop and move on to another vault?
>>43742773
Once the Containment field breaks down, thus causing a low level energy field to expand and destroy everything at the speed of light.
>>43742773
When the door to the vault breaks down, and the lone Vault Survivor moves out into the Wasteland.
>>43742773
The Containment field breaks down, thus causing a low level energy field to expand and destroy everything at the speed of light.
The door to the Vault breaks down, and the lone Vault Survivor moves out into the Wasteland. Also, more explosions.
>>43742883
The laser lava sharks also survived.
Only now the radiation made them able to fly
all surfaces in the vault are neon pink.
