Continued from this thread >>43641527
Your GM tells you to make a character embodying your magical realm right now. What do you make?The twist is that it's not ERP. Your GM wants you to make a viable character concept that can be used in a normal game without it being ERP or blatantly obvious.
[Spoiler]Futa multicock tiefling with pregnancy fetish.
Lamashtu loves you, anon.[/spoiler]
>>43719972
>The twist is that it's not ERP. Your GM wants you to make a viable character concept that can be used in a normal game without it being ERP or blatantly obvious.
At least try.
>>43719938
A human (bard, other personable character type) who's always hitting on members of other sapient species largely regardless of how strange-looking they get. I'm ready to accept them getting comically shot down significantly more often than they get by on sheer charisma.
I would make a character that comes from a remote and isolated village that is hostile to strangers and wishes to be left alone by the rest of the world. They send out every young male when they come of age to seek fame and gain favors from the neighboring countries so that they will have their backs and protect them in their time of need. After his adventures he would then return to his village and live out the rest of his life there.
How obvious would you guys say it is? Reposting as I forgot to ask your thoughts about it.
>>43720063
Depends on how obvious those "favors" are, and with who. If they're not explicit, I don't think I'd even notice it if it came up in one of my games.
A young girl whose parents died in a tragedy, turned summoner with a coddling embarrassing motherly eidolon. Keep it PG, basically play it as a loli mage with a Heroic Spirit tagging around.Fetish is AB/DL. Even I'm not fooled by this.
>>43720079
That would definitely pass completely if you could play it without getting awkward and breathy. That's quite a hurdle, though.
how many times will you make this thread?
>>43720125
I'm not the guy who made the first one, and I think it was a different guy who made the second one too.
It's proven itself to get a lot of replies and a good chunk of interesting discussion, so there'll be threads made as long as there's interest. When there's no interest anymore, it'll sputter out. It'll probably happen in this thread or 20 posts into the next one.
A man who signed his life away to become the organic reasoning and logic component in a moving defense fortress in exchange for the promise of endless neural stimulation. After the fortress is disabled by the Chinese the ex-man must escape using a pathetic slithering machine worm body. His organic components reduced to little more than a blind emancipated torso positioned upside down with mechanical eyes feeding directly through the top of the skull into the brain. No longer receiving neural pleasure he must sober up and face the living hell his life has become.
I don't really think anyone would catch on as it seems pretty obscure
>>43720166
I have no idea what it would be
>>43720166
I'm worried and puzzled by its inclusion in this thread but in a vacuum that sounds like standard-issue body horror, so probably not out of place in a dark sci-fi and/or horror game.
Oh yeah, thought I should add this.
I'm the guy who was going to GM a magical-realm (firmly not ERP) game of Aberrant over Roll20 with three other guys from the first thread. One of them isn't replying a whole lot, and that reminded me that we probably need a reserve bench (and I can fit in one more player reasonably comfortably). Anyone who isn't going to play a brawler loli and wants a no-holds-barred magical-realm game that nevertheless will not devolve into ERP, feel free to throw me a mail at [email protected].
>>43720068
The favors are simple the way for the village to ensure that they have powerful people in their debt so that it can stay safe from outside threats. As the village remain small, isolated and they shun outsiders it's not inconceivable thatthere has been quite a lot of incest and inbreeding going on, which is what makes this scenario my magical realm.
>Your GM tells you to make a character embodying your magical realm right now. What do you make?
Holstaurus.
Done.
The twist is that it's not ERP. Your GM wants you to make a viable character concept that can be used in a normal game without it being ERP or blatantly obvious.
Uh... I'm pretty sure D&D allows mixed races, so just mash Minotaur/Human together. Bam.
...Backstory? Ppphuck if I know. I'm just giving my fetish an excuse here. I'll have to find out what I can make with those stats, since outside of core 4e and 3e I've not really played much D&D.
>>43720316
Minotaurs are a playable race. Those are just female Minotaur.
>>43720308
That wouldn't only pass under the radar, it would likely be accepted even if you mentioned the inbreeding. Not a lot of people would assume that to be a fetish element, especially not if it happened in your character's past and not in-game.
>>43720316
>>43720316
...but as for a character I'd want to PLAY that would embody my magical realm...
Yeah... it's in no way able to slide under the rug. If you've seen Seikon no Qwaser, make a Qwaser. I don't know how in D&D, but I'm pretty sure WoD/Vampire would work.
...but it would never be something I would want to play as part of a group. ERP is unsettling to me. I'd rather fap under the table privately. Some sort of a CRPG/PC mod would be ideal.
Seikon no Qwaser VtM Bloodlines mod? Fund it.
A female bard. Banging any pair of tits she finds on travels like a good bard should. My magical realm? She has a dick. It won't ruin gameplay cause chances are the sex scenes fade to black unless Its one of THOSE dm's.
>>43719938
A timidmaleminotaur that hates bathing.
>>43719938
>> My Realm 1.
An elf futa. If the GM won't let me fuck with his setting's broad strokes, she's from another plane where all members of the magical races (elves, drow, angels, devils, lycanthropes, etc,) are all futa.
To everyone who doesn't see her naked, she looks and behaves more or less like an ordinary elf. Nobody will ever suspects she misses her large family, or her mother and the great-great grandmother who is also her sire, and who sired a daughter on her, and sadly regrets that she won't be there when her daughter is old enough to become a woman so she can be the one to make a woman of her.
>> Realm 2.
The character is a Lillend. Nobody who doesn't have sex with her knows that she has a prehensile, two-meter-long penis-tentacle coiled up inside her huge snake-body-hip. To everyone else, she's just a melee grapplebard.
>>43720838
"I roll to grapple"
"Your hands are full...."
"Not all of them."
>>43719938
Human sorceress with fire elementals in her bloodline. Spirited, overly-emotional redhead with quick changes in mood. Always wearing gloves, clothes that covers every inch of her skin and staying the hell away from crowds, marketplaces or people that doesn't get the idea of personal spaceso she could do something other that constant multi-orgasming
>>43721103
The main problem I see with this in action is that the clothes would likely make people curious, and once someone tries touching her, the whole facade of a functional character comes apart. It's a bit of a time bomb in actual play, because there's one very obvious trigger that turns it utterly magical realm.And it's my realm too, at that. I thought I'd never see the day where I saw someone else into orgasms in public without any explicitly sexual stimulation.
>>43719938
>embodying your magical realm
What is this?
>>43721125
Well, she could always cast any kind of fiery explosions to instantly blow out some steam. She could barely control her magic and don't want to harm anybody unintentionally.
>>43721143
Magical realm is when your fetishes manifest in roleplaying. Your own magical realm is the fetishes you'd want to play in a roleplaying game. Rather simple.
>>43720079
Different anon, and spoilered for the more sensitive out there.There is no way to hide my magical realm, would be me and an anthropomorphic horse companion in diapers, both of us using them and occasionally fucking each other through the mess. Maybe some combination of Nurgle and Slaanesh warpriest or something, but theres no way to hide that and make it non obvious.
I might be odd, but we all know youve seen worse. If anyone has that screencap of the guy requesting writefaggotry of the nurgle soldier getting botflies and stuff removed this seems like the perfect time.
>>43721170
Right. Brilliant. Thanks!
>>43719938
Okay then, there are two ways I can handle this. Either I roll a female blonde blue-eyed fighter with ample "stats" who regularly goes into cage matches looking for the biggest, burliest brute who can best her (for the purpose of selecting a mate). Easy enough to hide, I suppose.
The other way it goes is to make a hulking Orc (or even more bestial humanoid) warrior class looking to take down any challengers (thereby looking to breed those with the fiercest spirit and most capable bodies).
The trouble arises when the Fighter loses/when the Orc wins.
>>43721208
I'm not sure if you're from /pol/ or not, but the impression definitely floats to the surface.
>>43721283
I think you need to stop posting for a while.
>>43721283
Never been there, actually. Huh.
>>43721175
Don't take it the wrong way but i find the botfly and puss fetish less disgusting then dirty diapers and shit fucking for some reason.
For D&D:
A short, shy, bookish redhead sorceress who is obsessed with rumors of dragon blood being the source of her magic and thus looks into everything about thembecause she wants to fug one after reading stories of them taking wondrously charming humanoid appearance or, even better, become one herself.
Why. Why are you still making this thread just so people can list their fetishes.
This is /b/ stuff. Not even /d/ has a "just list your fetishes" threads.
>>43719938
Uhh...
A man more of the twink appearance who would look outright female if put in a dress, has a sizable cock, and istotally straight.
Carries a spear and a broad sword, but only wears light weight armors.
Not girly or anything in his actions, just appearance, and has a love for gardening.Does that count as "magical realm"? I'm kind of bland.
>>43719938
A slave character
>>43719938
I hope we're playing an evil campaign because I'm rolling up a fleshcrafter
>>43721475
None taken, to each his own (and at least you were polite).
The ultimate irony in it is that I didnt get into because of /b/ or /d/ or any of the normal avenues youd expect from someone on 4chan. I found them and slowly worked my way down the rabbit hole because my dad put up parental controls on our computer. But those parental controls only protected against the more convential porn so I got clever with my searches and eventually found anthro through youtube vids which lead into furry porn and then after that I somehow stumbled upon the diapers and now hear I am.
TL;DR: I found my kinks because parental controls block normal porn.
>>43719938
I am unable to comply. My reproductive instincts have been destroyed by psychological conditioning.
>>43720166
I have just one question for you: have you ever jerked it to I Have No Mouth etc.?
>>43721103
>>43721125
Fetishes aside, that sounds really cool. She could wear a heavy alchemical hood and welding goggles and heavy blacksmith's gloves and stuff like that. Would be cool as hell. Might just play this sometime anyway.
>>43723259
Is that what its referencing?
>>43725053
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream is about a supercomputer that takes over the earth and keeps the last few human beings alive for millenia, mutating them and constantly coming up with new ways to torture them. The happy ending is that one of them dies.
>>43719938
Hermaphrodite musclebound catgirl Samurai in any cyberpunk games.
Beside the fact she is a hermaphrodite, I'll play her like any normal character, no hitting on random NPCs or PCs, just the idea turns me on.
People have managed to balance dragon PCs, right? I'll play a female one of those.
Super-buff cyborg Nazi who's secretly a woman fighting emotional damage.I'd call her Samus Aryan.
>>43725053
That's the thing, I don't really know
but it's a similar brand of abject fucked-up body horror so I thought I'd ask
>>43725234
>The happy ending is that one of them dies.
All of them die, except one. Then the computer takes precautions. Hence the title.
>>43720923
Whilst amusing, Lillends and Mariliths actually can grapple without hands, by snake-coiling around people. So I wouldn't need to grapple with the D. :P
A Catfolk charisma build. She's a curvy seductress, but also imperious and dominant. She doesn't listen to others, and expects them to listen to her.In combat she fights with whips and claws, and she's suspiciously good with knots.
Without the magical realm, she's a haughty noble with a sadistic streak.
What setting?
Not hard though
>>43729229
Somthin more modern/futuristic (Shadowrun?)
>>43719938
an adventurer who is also a tailor.
Floor tile golem, let's go.
Bard/wizard specializing in transmutation and mind-affecting spells.
I think this thread would be better if characters were described and then everyone else has to guess what the magical realm is.
>>43729468
>>43729259
>>43729229
Pretty easy
>>43726613
>Samus Aryan.
Made me smile
People often call me out for doing this because I have a tendency to write fluffy/cuddly types (usually in internet games that support it, I'm not doing that shit IRL. Friendly, sure, but I do not look fluffy enough. Maybe with the right playgroup.) But, cuddling isn't actually magical realm, I just like fluff.
>>43729468
Probably an alchemist/apothecary, maybe subclassing wizard if I could bullshit the use of mana potions for spells per day.
It could be fairly well hidden and may realistically come up/be questioned jokingly depending on how it's played. Last hint would be a fondness for taverns.
>>43719938
I've always wanted to play a female gnoll paladin that takes the idea of a sin eater to it's logical extreme
Not completely on topic but I need help /tg/. This has been bothering the shit out of me for awhile due to the priestesses in Conquest of Elysium 4 having spider familiars that are stated to sometimes be their lovers, combined with the fact that I have seen drow women in relationships with intelligent spiders in a few things in the past.
How does a woman fuck a spider?
>>43734109
Spider dick goes in drow hole
>>43733955
>sin eater
What an interesting concept. Thanks for introducing me to it.
>>43734109
Ovipositors into drow holes. Other than that i imagine all the little workings of the spider mouths and spinerets has to feel pretty good for a chick.
>>43729229
That thumbnail makes her boobs look like they have faces
>>43734143
>>43734642
Do spiders even have dicks? And I thought only females had ovipositors? Though there's thousands of different spiders and a lot of them are radically different I suppose.
Not like a female drow would not fuck a female spider anyway, but still, important questions.
This is one of those weird cases where "I need to know because science" is literal.
I already do that with every character I make. I'm good a concealing my powerlevels.
>>43736283
Drow society favors women AND spiders. Why not have them combined as lovers? Maybe they like that full (of eggs) feeling they get. Again i'm pretty sure a spinneret job is pleasurable for any involved.
Mine is probably the worst of all.
Achubbygirl who likesother women
>Mind control/corruption fetish
...looks like I'm going to have to play a LE thrallherd
>>43719938
I don't have any fetish strong enough to be magical realm, so I guess I default to playing a regular character.
>>43719938
It needs to be said again that the GM in question is a fucking moron.
>>43739195
I've done this, albeit in a less serious game fueled by jungle juice, and it was some of the most fucking fantastic fun I've had with roleplaying. 9/10, would recommend.
>>43739397
I'm not saying it's a bad idea, I'm saying that the approach in the OP is retarded. If you ask for magical realm you'll get magical realm. Just say outright at the start that you want it to be disguised.
>>43719938
Standard murderhobo.
>>43720141
>>43720125
I can confirm this. I made the second thread and was a different person than the one who made the first thread
Gnoll fighter.
Was a adopted squire to a Not!medieval knight with a large estate as his tribe was subsidiary on his land. Has since grown infatuated with feudal/civilised culture and has developed a distaste for Gnoll savagery. When his tutor/adoptive father passed he mishapped into ownership of his assets, and has since taken integrating gnolls into his castledom, and teaching them culture (not to kill and rape).He holds frequent 'parties' in the innermost holds of his keep in which he is rarely present, and instead prefers to peer through discreet peepholes in the walls at sweet interracial love-making
Semi-feral female elf beastmaster ranger. Furry bikini optional, depending on the game's stance on realistic armor. Accompanied by a huge, male, dire wolf pet who acts very protective, maybe even possessive, towards her.
They don't make camp with the rest of the party. Probably off keeping watch somewhere.
Does it have to be my magical realm, or can I just sneak in random fetishes for the sake of it? Because I already do that sometimes.
Second son of a royal house who was raised as a girl as part of a cunning stratagem to hide the fact there was always a backup heir. He's always secretly hoped that his brother would get offed so he could put on some trousers, but by the time it happens he's already trapped by an emergency betrothed to secure military aid from a neighbouring country.
Now while it's probably obvious that reluctant crossdressing gets me going, I think there's enough comic potential to make this suitable for non-lewd games.
>>43743552
Either one's fine I assume, any funny ones you manage to pull off?
>>43743349
Feral elves are the best. I think it'd slide by pretty easily.
>Your GM tells you to make a character embodying your magical realm right now. What do you make?
mega titty mage
A guy who murders all futas
my magical realm is a world without you in it.
Dragon or Dragonborn that flirts a lot, with people of both genders.
I have played this in real games to huge success.
I make my goblin and move on.
>>43745577
Always a solid and subtle choice.
>>43719938
Well, some realms are too magical to get away with in a game that's supposed to be subtle. Still, there are a few options...
Ectoplasmist, probably a human woman, possibly halfling. Ectoplasmic tentacles go!
Ungermaw, human or lizardman male. 3pp class that can swallow enemies whole.
Homonculist, because even if the pet robot girl isn't super powerful, she's a pet robot girl.
I play a paladin. Justice is the greatest fetish... Secretly a masculine woman under all the armor. No, not amazon, I mean actually pretty manly looking.
>tfw you're the most vanilla guy here
I am completely unironically turned on by nothing more than just really damn passionate lovemaking. The only other thing I'd add to that is being a /fit/ chick.
So ... female orc brawler who's out to find the one man worthy of her.
>>43748824
Frankly you're about as vanilla as >>43746271 over there. You both just want a separate variety of green woman.
>>43749006
You're saying they're pistachio?
>>43749030
that's actually pretty funny
>As an infant Mary Annette was kidnapped by Fey, and replaced by a changeling. She would later learn that the main reason she was taken was because at some point in the past another Fey had seduced one of her ancestors and the thought of having a budding Sorceress to play with was too good to pass up. Since they didn't feel like raising this child themselves, however, these Fey decided to place her in a foster home, in the most entertaining (to them) fashion they could. They picked a random town, dumped the child into it, and cast Enchantments on the population to force them to love and care for her. Notably, Mary Annette was also Charmed during this period. She lived in this "paradise" for a while, growing up used to being treated like a princess.
>After several years, however, the Church of Graeus learned of the strange cult that had sprung up in the small village, and sent Inquisitors to investigate it. As a result, the magical hold on the village was revealed, and a purge began on the villagers under the Faeries' sway. Some fought back with single minded aggression, others stood still as if dazed, and still others broke into unending song and dance until they were cut down or collapsed from exhaustion. During this period, Mary Annette's sorcerous powers awoke as she tried to return everything the way it was, and for a brief moment it seemed as though she had, as villagers and Inquisitors alike stopped their fighting to come to her aid. Eventually, however, the magic holding the people appeared to fade, and they awoke from a dream that had lasted 15 years.
>With no remaining magic, and the blame for the cult resting solely on her, Mary Annette was forced to run away and disappeared into the forest, once again spirited away by Fey creatures. It was then that she learned who was truly responsible for controlling the village. This occurred 4 years ago.
This is an actual character that I submitted to a campaign once.
>>43749168
Honestly, that's a pretty baller character. But how the fuck is it your fetish? Was there some kind of a humiliation angle to it?
You're too late.
Do what you must.
I have already won.
[Spoiler]I recently played a fit, brawler, tomboy.[/Spoiler]
>>43749198
>>43749168
I accidentally left out one of the most important parts, sorry. Didn't fit in one post.
>She believes that her life in the Fey village was real, and that every other version of the story is wrong. She is convinced that genuine affection does not exist, and that love and friendship are only possible via magic. Anyone who is not under an Enchantment and acts friendly to her just wants something, or is trying to hurt her somehow. As a result of this she also treats victims of her enchantments much better than anyone else, because 'only they can experience real love.' She also tends to not resist the Enchantment effects of others, believing them to be like her.
>Her main goals are to recreate her childhood town, prove her views on affection are true, and then show everyone what it's like to know 'real love.'
My fetish ismind controland this character was basically the embodiment of it, with a side order of batshit insanity. She went around charming as many people as she could, basically.
>>43749363
I remember you mentioning this in the past, kinda wish you included the parts you left out
>>43719938
/fit/ musclegirl
Possibly monstrous like a minotaur or a gnoll if possible, though not a monstergirlIf I can some how grant her swallow whole all the better
>>43748824
Just add "with a penis" and I've got my character too.
>>43749363
>>43739397
My current character began as one part rum, one part work deadline stress, and three parts jokingly magical realm. Having a fantastic time in a fairly serious campaign.
>>43753899
That is the best way to make characters
>attracted to outsiders/xenos/Cthulhu-esque things
If we're running pathfinder it's easy as fuck. I'm the sorceress offspring of such a coupling, chaotic neutral. I have daddies proclivity for magic and chaos and my mothers human(ish) form. I'm totally not from Dunwich
>>43749363
Ah, ok, yeah, that's pretty hot
>>43751465
And now that I'm not half asleep I've noticed that you mention it a few posts above yours, I feel like an idiot
>>43754966
>Not convincing your DM to let you romance a friendly eldritch abomination
>>43719938
obese spidergirl again
>>43760434
From your pic I'd guess it's either going bottomless or feet
I'd suggest making a monk or some other unarmed fighter, having her wear short skirts and nothing else below the waist, and describe her attacks involving lots of high kicks
Alternatively, something in a shot skirt/nothing below waist, with larger than medium size
Don't mention the bottomless thing unless someone else brings it up
>>43760488
Yeah, it's mostly the latter one you mentioned, which is even more boring if you don't have the fetish. Most people will not associate the barefoot thing with sexuality, so they won't notice.
>>43760594
Feet are actually pretty common, though it's not a fetish I have myself (Love the idea of giving a girl a foot massage though, could just be I like giving massages on the other hand), but for that, going barefoot, lots of kick attacks, and maybe taking the time occasionally to give a brief 1 or 2 word description of how the ground feels while you're doing something (i.e., "jumping off the cool, smooth stone floor I leap at the ....")
Just playing a half orc with a human father and an orc mother.
>>43760594
There was some very wide study on the most basic fetishes that put feet in the top five I believe. For men, at least.
The other four I believe were breasts, asses, hips, anddicks.
Personally I don't understand feet or that last one but it is obviously popular here.
>>43760833
I think I know what study you're talking about. Wasn't thedickthing something about arousing the competitive instincts or something like that?
>>43760689
What you're suggesting absolutely screams fetish. It's already pretty suspicious to rub in the barefoot part, since feet are a pretty common fetish, and if you describe it much more, so help you everyone around the table will know right away. I know that as a foreverGM, I would notice in a split second - of course, it'd be okay by me if the player hadn't been attempting to obfuscate his fetish from me and didn't let it take over his descriptions.
>>43736283
Most spiders use their pedipalps to transfer sperm. Think of it as extreme fingering.
>>43719938
My fetishes are vanilla, monogamous, heterosexual, committed relationships with with age difference and fitness. A character that embodied my fetishes would be a girl in her teens with an athletic build (~185 cm, ~75 kg, B-cups, and girl abs) and a romantic fixation for a man twice her age or there abouts.
A self insert for my magical realm would be a well muscled man in his early 30s, but short (175cm, 100kg, flat stomach, if not chiseled abs), attached to a character as described above, who he starts a family with.
>>43719938
Delicious brown girl with a lot of points in Use Rope, Escape Artist and Intimidate.
Maybe some Bluff too.
>>43762875
>a romantic fixation for a man twice her age or there abouts.
Is it bad that for everything in this thread, this is what creeps me out the most?
>>43764946
Yes.
I already told you autists how much of a furry I am, how have we had three threads of this?
>>43765167
You realize that /tg/ and /d/ have massive overlap?
>>43760155
>implying I haven't already done this as a previous character
>>43761226
I don't remember anything about that, was a long time ago, maybe though?
I remember the study included gay men, but not gay women as the women did not feel comfortable talking to the researchers, was about an hour long video. Was that it?
>>43764946
May or may not be. I found it unsettling at first myself, but I haven't been able to maintain a steady relationship with a woman my own age since I turned 25, and I've had to block texts and emails from a teenage girl (who's been promising me she's gonna show up at my house on her birthday the year she reaches the age of consent), on the basis that I'd probably be in jail from the volume of inappropriate content she tries to send me. That happens next June, she's been after me since I was the only person to remember her birthday when she turned 11 (including her slag mother).
We'll see if I can get her to wait until marriage (or if I can move past her or she becomes interested in boys her own age) and get her to accept me telling her no ring until she's got an bachelor's degree, she's seemingly planned her whole life so far in an attempt to mould herself into my perfect woman.
I dread it not because I feel bad about age difference or whatever, but because since that bygone era in which she decided she was going to have me no matter what it took for her to accomplish that feat, her mother lost custody and she was adopted by one of my cousins, and so me having an open relationship with her will probably really fuck up my good relationship with my family.
Knowing her, she'll get a BS in a year after testing out and transfering her CIS credits, I told her that smart was sexy when she was in 8th grade, and she went from frustrated with math to being the top student in her class, in addition to being team captain of the tennis team and the school's top scorer in her year in soccer.
>>43767101
That sounds like a stalker
>Lacy, frilly, silk lingerie.
>Sheer teddies, ribboned corsets, gowns that conceal nothing
Other than being a prostitute, dancer, fashion gonerightwrong or a Hero or Villain in a super power setting with a creative dress sense, I can't actually think of how this would be anything but Magical Realm.
Any all of those ideas are leaning heavily towards magic realm anyway.
>>43767101
Dude, bro. I don't envy your situation.
Female former Paladin who was captured by Lolthites and forcibly transformed into a Drider. After a while of despising her new form, she relishes in it, hiding in city streets and draining the blood of the homeless.
>>43729229
Because they asked the DM really nicely, our Dark Heresy group has a Felinids Battle Sister, Sister Kuroko.
She mostly keeps her helmet on as although another Sister who has been working with her since they were novicates sees no issue with her and has even defended her on occasion, most others think she's some kind of thief in stolen Sororitas armour.
Because one of the group has a pet Gyrinx, there are a few cat toys around back at base which we leave in Kuroko's cell on occasion as a joke.
She then typically takes all of our good rations and hands them out to the serfs as 'a reward for their diligent work' in retaliation.
>>43734109
>How does a woman fuck a spider?
http://www.shadowlust.com/2015/03/19/arachnophilia/
![[Oinks Internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/BMEu1SX.png "[Oinks Internally].png")
>>43719938
Huh. Not hard really I guess, if I don't have to be exacting.
>happy teenage futa hero girl with slightly oversized testicles and a bad habit of knocking women up
I mean that'd be criminally easy. Heavy skirt, seems to have an interest more in women, done. Finish game, epilogue is married to some nice lady or elf princess or whatever with a kid on the way, never explain.
>>43768670
>left: Madoka
>right: Mami
>bottom: Sayaka
>top: ???
>>43768927
Kyoko, maybe? It kinda fits her casual wear color scheme.
does /tg/ consider swole women "magical realm"?
>>43769418
If you make it fetishy, it's magical realm.
>>43769418
Apparently barefoot monks are obviously magical realm instead of just the norm so fuck it why not?
>>43769418
It all depends on how you describe her when you introduce your character and when you're playing her.
Just say she's muscular and don't get awkward about it. Think of how you'd describe a muscular male fighter and transplant that description to your muscular female fighter. If you get too detailed and hung up on odd details, or alternately too stiff and hurried in getting through the description, your fetish will be obvious.
It goes without saying that you shouldn't get breathy or awkwardly stiff, too. That's a huge fucking alarm siren for the whole table.
>>43719938
A star pact warlock with a focus on binding enemies and psychic attacks.
>>43719938
A tomboy big-hipped short female lizardperson.
I actually would want to play a kobold rogue/thief who's a bit confused about its role in life, and just follows a group of adventurers around since it thinks it's destined to be a great hero or something. Sound fun to me.
>>43768646
>>43768675
If she was crazier to talk to she'd definitely be approaching yandere, but to be perfectly honest, if she'd been 20 instead of 10 when we met, I'd have married her 5 years ago, she has a wonderful soul and has turned out better than her circumstances should have ever allowed.
Her dad and my cousin were best friends, they both moved to Florida and started families, their daughters became best friends, her dad died in a car wreck, high on ketamine, her mom started whoring to finance her drug habit, she spent more and more living with my cousin's family, my cousin's grandma I'm not related to had a massive stroke, my cousin was a network admin who could do you his job from any internet terminal, his wife a school teacher, so they brought the kids up to join Grandma's death vigil (which lasted 11 weeks), but they couldn't get a hold of this girl's mother, so they brought her with. I was the only one with enough space for 5 guests, so they stayed at my house. I have an in ground pool, and we discovered that she'd been beaten when we convinced her that she couldn't swim in leggings. We took her to the county, Minnesota and Florida worked together to strip her mother of custody, and my cousin adopted her.
But she fixated on me because I was kind, but didn't treat kids like babies, and started doing things like barging into the bathroom while I was in the shower, leaving soiled panties on my bed, and grinding on my lap whenever I wasn't paying enough attention to stop her.
She's taller than me now, but taller than me, fit, blue eyed, smart, and blonde has been my type since high school.
Plus, she's a heartbreaker holding a candle for a guy she can't be with, it'd be romantic if it wasn't shades of that song by The Police.
The family thing is literally the only problem anymore. If I lived in Spain where AOC is lower and cosanguous marriage is more normal, I wouldn't be trying to convince myself I want her to fall for a high school boy.
>>43769964
Well considering a father and son want to marry this isn't that weird (gay lovers couldn't get married so one adopted the other). Minnesota's always been accepting of any odd sexuality people as well. Hell we have an entire town not far north of minneapolis known for inbreeding to the point its a joke.
>>43769964
>cosanguous marriage
Wait, I thought you weren't related.
>>43770264
Not by blood, but she'll have been my cousin's (adoptive) "daughter" for 7 years before I can really let myself consider an actual relationship with her.
The squick of America's strong incest taboo will probably still be a factor in the eyes of other family members, or at least that's what I fear.
>>43770344
I don't think you should let that overwhelm your decision. Sure, it's important, but it seems like there's lots of other factors too.
>>43770217
My dad's side (the family I share with her adoptive father) is strong German Catholic. Perhaps my sense of doom is misplaced, but I can't shake it.
In my town we are very family conscious, grandmothers were always consulted to make sure potential girlfriends were not close cousins.
>>43770386
They're catholic. Them being pissed at you for it would be like a black pot calling a chrome kettle black.
>BDSM
>Dragons
Sort of easy, former slave-concubine of a dragon. He has hard time adjusting after he escaped.
>>43770522
Hell they're GERMAN catholic. Any outrage they have should be far outweighed at the joy she's getting married so young with a guy she loves.
>>43770635
>>43770522
So, should I give in at the age of consent or continue to deny her (and myself) until she's a legal adult?
What could I even do with an egg laying fetish?
>>43770946
Nutritious breakfasts?
>>43770932
Yes.
>>43770932
Give in once you aren't committing a crime, unless you also have a fetish for the continual denial.
It sounds like there are strong mutual feelings and the only thing holding you guys back are your worries about how the world will see you, in which case "Fuck 'em", love is not always two equally aged heteronormative mono-cultural people, as long as both sides are consenting there is nothing morally wrong.
>>43771080
Actually scratch that. Wait till she's 18. Forgot entirely about statutory rape which the parents can file entirely in her name against her will.
>>43719938
>omorashi
Man, I don't even fucking know.
>>43772257
I'm pretty sure that it's "15 will get you 20" here, and 16 is kosher. I'd probably consult a family law attorney.
I just have no idea how I'm gonna talk to people about it.
"Oh, yah, Mom, remember (name withheld) that's been coming to all that family stuff whenever John's in town?"
"You mean that cute little blonde girl he adopted?"
"Yeah, she's who I'm taking about."
"I suppose she's not so little anymore, she's gotten tall, hasn't she?"
"Yeah, about her, she's been holding a candle for me since she was 11, and since now that she's legal, and I still haven't found a woman without kids who wants to get married and have my kids, we're going to date."
I'd give a kidney to be 4 years older than her instead of 13, and a nut for her to not be a ward of my cousin's.
>>43773396
18's the legal adult age and yes 16 is consent but its also "within reason" meaning a 50+ can't bang a 16. theres some crazy math crap for it but it works around 15=19 16=19 17=21 18=adult any age.
>>43773396
You get to have one thing but not the other. Which one will make you happier?
>>43770522
Is it the child of a second cousin or further?
Then you're *technically* clean, at least by Catholic standards.
See
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04264a.htm
The only real problem I see is her extreme nymphomaniac disposition towards you causing problems down the road. I don't know if she just doesn't have an outlet or what, but that level of obsession doesn't seem healthy.
Hoping she mellows out whatever ends up happening.
>Kind hearted muscular dude who keeps me safe
Ha ha OP, every game is my magical realm!
>>43773680
They're not related at all, she's adopted.
His entire problem is that he's afraid of his family's reaction. It's basically that old cliche about being too afraid of something irrelevant to become happy that you find in stories. Which I suppose is appropriate since it sort of puts this entire discussion on topic for /tg/ if you squint just right.
>>43773758
Are you boy or a grill?
Either way, that's like... too vanilla, why are you even here?
>>43772329
Playing in a game where the DM, either out of autism or fetish, forces you to keep track of food, water, and when your PC uses the bathroom,
>>43749030
Underrated post of the century
>>43773537
I want a wife and children of my own issue, without having to deal with step children.
Women after 25 either don't want children (until they change their mind after their 30s), or already have children. I'm probably looking at dating women at least 5 years younger than me to get what I want, even disregarding the situation with my underage wannabe paramour, and then it's still the dating crap shoot I wasn't skilled at when I wasn't too old in the eyes of the friends and confidants of all the college age girls.
I've been fretting this shit off and on for half a decade. I've still got years to continue to worry if I tell her she's gotta be 18, it's not like my "decisions" made in this thread are in any way final. But hopefully my dilemma helps you to think abstractly about your own relationships, it's nice to unload every now and again.
>>43773786It's a man, baby.My other fetish is Long haired, intelligent, awkward men. I'm here because the threads interesting
>>43719938
>Forced Feminization
How do I do this one without making it too obvious?
>>43719938
Thrallherd in pathfinderbut my magical realm is being a thrall pet
>>43773763
The approval or at least acceptance of my family isn't an irrelevancy, my need that she can fulfill for me is only peripherally related to romantic love or sexual desire, sure I have little luck romantically, but that has more to do with my family related goals than anything else, and sexual expression is as easy as going for a motorcycle ride, if all you want is sexual expression (bitches love bikes). I want family meaning wife and kids, trips to grandma's, to great grandma's, hunting trips with uncles, raucous family feast days, etc. Sons, daughters, and a wife at the expense of uncles, grandparents, etc is counter productive.
>>43773680
I'm not worried about that, my grandfather had 11 children, my own father had a vasectomy after 4.
>>43773964
>How do I do this one without making it too obvious?
Belt of gender change, some how arranging things where getting uncursed isn't easy, and having a heavy political campaign
But that's probably not something easy to pull offOnly question, is the one forcing it male or female?
>>43774010
>Lose your PC
>Ask if you can play the thrallheard's Thrall instead of making a new one
>>43719938
Some kind of magic user who specializes in altering the enemy's sensory perception, bombarding them with stimuli until they overload and just shut down. Color spray on steroids for every sense, basically.Ahegao is best.
>>43774320
Joined a campaign in a gamefinder thread and the start of it was going to have us working for a thrallheard. Never got off the ground but it woulda been nice.
Maybe not the most related but I'm pretty new. Playing Pathfinder with friends as a Human Fighter. To help me deal even more damage, DM gave meRing of Rat Fangs. Thing that he and probably no one knows isI have a pretty big TF fetish and discussion of the rings side effects makes me hard.When he told me about the item I was actually sort of nervous to take it.
>>43774010
>tfw doing a casual as hell run-through of Tomb of Horrors for laughs with some buddies
>people dying every few meters of hallway, just send in a new character from the front
>my best friend makes a necromantic sorceress
>pushes my thief into a trap to see if it was lethal
>it was, we all have a good laugh
>his sorceress raises me from the dead as her thrall, makes him do whatever she says, can't remember the details exactly
>laugh and hide my extremely confused boner behind the Player's handbook and try not to look suspiciousI'm pretty sure he was just playing as an archetypal evil sorceress, but I have since learned that he does have a thing for femdom, so I don't even know what the fuck that was all about. We're still close friends and I still think about it sometimes.
>>43719938
This is hard. I have a lot of things I think are really fucking neato like Drow, Naga, Vampires, Werewolves, etc but I don't really have a fetish for them.
I guess the one weak spot I have would besweetandlovingyuri. I feel it would be hard to achieve such a thing though, as it would not only require that I come across someone I could crush on and be sickeningly sweet to, but that my character be cute enough to do that while still belonging in whatever PnP we are playing. Them reciprocating would not be required though, just preferable, one girl loving another is great but two is better.
Due to my paranoia and pessimism when it comes to yuri my character would probably become extremely protective and clingy of that person, possibly installing themselves at their side as something akin to a bodyguard regardless of whether they were stronger or not. Also because I just enjoy those kind of relationships anyway. If I really pushed it I could insist on being with her at ALL times like bathing/sleeping/etc leading to lots of fluffy moments.The fact that this will never happen makes me sad
>>43737833
Get the fuck out of here Alphys
>>43775004
Alphys's thing is short chubby girls on /fit/ girls
That and anime
>>43719972
>Futa multicock tiefling with pregnancy fetish
Is this pregnant futa?
Cause for the life of me I can't figure out how that'd work
>>43780305
Futa have both, and can thus be impregnated as well as impregnate others.
>>43780412married futa couple both pregnant with each others child
>>43775004
>Alphys
Who is this namefag?
![undertale___alphys_by_ss2sonic-d9b5flo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6VTUEtQ.jpg "undertale___alphys_by_ss2sonic-d9b5flo[1].jpg")
>>43782760
Not a namefag
Character from undertale
Has a huge crush on badass fish ladyBadass fish lady also likes her
>>43782401
>>43782855
Uh.
This undertale this is really popular, isn't it?
>>43783089
Shit wrong picture
>>43783105
Diferent anon here. I've been playing it since I got it. It's an incredible piece of work. Great jokes, great story, fucking perfect soundtrack.
It's probably my new favorite game, just past Golden Sun.
>>43783089
>>43783105
Indie game that's gotten 10/10 across the board
It's really good and funny but it's best if you go in blind, it's a very Earthboundy game and the tag line is "the friendly rpg where no one has to die"
Ever fight can be resolved peacefully, EVERY FIGHT
>>43783089
>>43783105
Me >>43783211 again, as >>43783195 pointed out, the music is amazing, the music (and the game) was done by the guy who made most of the really good Homestuck music (Say what you will about the comic, this guy is great at video game style music) and he really shines in Undertale
>>43783195
>>43783211
>>43783265
Homestuck? I tried reading it a few years ago. After a few days of reading I came out confused and didn't understand a thing.
Also I did listen to some undertale music, specificallu bonetrousle, because it had a space jam remix and I stumbled apon it. Then I heard megalovania. Then spear of justice. And the the entire soundtrack. I fucking loved it.
Maybe I'll buy it later on steam if it's on sale.
>>43783369
>Homestuck? I tried reading it a few years ago. After a few days of reading I came out confused and didn't understand a thing.
How far did you get?
>>43783369
Just get it now. It's the best $10 you'll spend in a while, and it supports a GOOD indie dev. What more can you ask for?
>>43783369
Waiting for a sale is fine but it is kind of only ten bucks.
I was going to tell you how good it is but I don't have much to add to what everyone else has said. It is just really fun and makes you wonder why games with several thousand times the budget are not as enjoyable.
It was the 2nd highest rated game on steam for a bit but it dropped as it became more popular. Still the best ten bucks you can spend for a fairly long while most likely.
>>43768927
More like
>Kyoko
>Mami
>Sayaka
[spoilers]>Charlotte[/spoilers]
>>43783369
Look up Dummy! and Death By Glamour, 2 best tracks imo
>>43783839
Excellent taste. I'm trying not to look up ANYTHING until I've beaten it completely in every way, just so I don't spoil myself.
Possible spoils:Muffet's Theme and Megalovania are my personal favorites, but Dummy! is great too.
I enjoyed FF13 much more than Undertale.
I just don't like any of these people.
>>43784316
It's possible you don't have a soul. But it's fine, different people like different things.
>>43784316
I know what you mean anon.
Between the hype and how much most of the characters just irritate me, Undertale was one hell of a disappointment.
Not to mention faggots like >>43784404
>>43784404
>It's possible you don't have a soul.
Well, churches do make me physically uncomfortable. How do I tell?
>>43784426
>the hype
That's why FF7 rates so low for me. It's not bad, I like all the FF games from 4 onwards (excluding MMOshit), but it's just so over-hyped. One of my friends has the same problem with HL2.
>>43783732
spoiler, singular.
Not spoilers.
I already played my romantic yandere lion man bara in a Changeling game, so neener neener.
The sex scenes were top notch.
>>43784440
Easy way to tell.
Find someone who's spiritually enlightened. Priests and the like tend to fit this criteria rather well.
Stand close to them. Really close.
As they have a very open soul, if you don't have one their's will try to 'spill over' as it were, to equalise it out.
This process fells very uncomfortable to the enlightened and so if, whilst you are standing right up beside them, they become uncomfortable, then you have no soul.
>>43783415
>How far did you get?
The first time you commandeer the trolls. At that point I was too jumbled to continue.
>>43783839
>>43783892
Didn't listen to 'dummy!' Yet, going to listen to it.
>>43785558
>The first time you commandeer the trolls. At that point I was too jumbled to continue.
Ah, in that case it's probably not for you
>Didn't listen to 'dummy!' Yet, going to listen to it.
It's a good one
>>43719938
Some shortstack woman, could be human, halfling, whatever, so long as she's short and stacked, and matronly and smart and caring.
I'm pretty vanilla. A sweet nature is my biggest turn-on.
>>43719938
... okay.
Girl transformed into monster girl via magic. Grapples with new instincts, doesn't totally dislike them, despite complicating her previous life.
So... transformation, monstergirls, and mild corruption.
There's really nothing stopping such a person from going on adventures after that.
>>43785880
How much of a monster?
>>43786439
For the purposes of this? About Monster Girl Encyclopedia level, which varies a bit depending on species but is still noticeably bent towards human.
I can into further, even kobolds or three-kreens, but at that point it loses the transformation/corruption aspect because it's "too far", and as far as my brain is concerned at that point they're just that thing, as opposed to a transformed/corrupted thing. They're just a normal character who happens to be a weird species.
At that point I'd have to specifically play them as lewd to really be getting a kick out of it. It's a balancing act.
Fetishes are weird.
>>43786650
Expanding on this:
If a kobold is standing around, then it's just a kobold. I don't find it particularly interesting.
But if that kobold is trying to be sexy, I'm into it.
But a monstergirl around the level of Monster Musume or thereabouts where there's a fusion of woman and monster turns my crank even if she's not doing anything.
Couldn't tell you why.
That and my brain can more easily correlate the idea of her having been altered somehow, as opposed to being "complete". It's something about the halfway point.
Fuck if I know.
>>43719938
I would probably just make a musclegirl, usual warrior woman type, probably with a great weapon if not a single axe or hammer or mace or something. Maybe a bit bigger than average, 7 or 8 foot tall. Probably some kind of contraceptive magic involved if only because I don't enjoy the idea of pregnancy and such while adventuring, save that shit for significantly long timeskips or when the character settles down. They'd be open with their sexuality, going for men and women alike with a "If I like it I fuck it" mentality and no real taboo for nudity. But in a non-erp game they would just be your average warrior type with armor ranging from a little revealing to full tin can-mode to maybe a few fur bikini things for laughs.
>>43767087
>>43761226
>>43760833
.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
>>43786753
I know exactly what you are talking about senpai.
Shit are you me?
>>43786650
>>43786753
I get what you're saying, I personally prefer them a bit more monstrous but I also like them recognizably humanlike/originally human
>>43772329
http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/spells/alchemicalAllocation.html
Refluff it so it's not the mouth it has to come out of.
Make your character always have to duck behind a corner out of sight to refill her potions.
The party might never even catch on, because a cute girl wouldn't want people seeing her spit up a bottle of potion either, so they could all just think you're using the ability the normal way.
>>43719938
A paladin specializing in non-lethal captures and containment.
Done.
>>43719938
A mage who spent his entire career specializing in three spells: Hypnotism, Growth, and Shrink.
Through complex study he has been able to, at the sacrifice of all other magical abilities, become a master of infiltration through targeted accuracy almost any locations as well as duration of said spells to nigh indefinite lengths.
I've used him before as an NPC though the players didn't even get to see the beginnings of my magical realm (I play with all women and it would have been beautiful to watch them squirm in discomfort)
>>43790383
Giant or giantess fetish?
>>43790383
>(I play with all women and it would have been beautiful to watch them squirm in discomfort)
Anon, these are not urges you should be seriously considering.
CS-597b
Civil Suppression Droid. Equipped with tools to "rehabilitate" citizens and suppress errant ideas; hypnotherapy, drugs, personality rewriting, brainwashing, the whole schtick.
Fantasy? Illithid character.
>>43720401
>has a dick
So she isnt a female bard, he is a man with boobs.
Having a shapeshifter Doppleganger seems easier than doing this.
>>43719938
Busty leather wearing tiefling woman with a whip.
My fetishes are fairly vanilla no George Bush tenticle vore in my magical realm.
>>43795477
>George Bush
Wat?
>>43719938
>BIMBO SORCERESS
With very large 'mana reserves'
>>43793568
>>43792411
Debatable, though heavily reliant on if you can pull off not being seen as a creep
>consider some of the awful things I'm into right now>urinating into a woman's vagina, semishortstacks, huge tits, forced monster rape, cum inflation, cervical ruination, women being fucked and brutally humiliated by futas
Yeah no there is absolutely no fucking way I can use a character with this safely, I'm gonna have to tell the GM I'm out
>>43801501
What's wrong with the second one?
>>43801568
It's a shortstack, anon. The tits, ass, lips, and hips would all be very suspiciously overendowed.
Let's see, someone strong, fat and very tall, so either an ogress or a hill giantess, but more classy and with better hygiene.
Dressed in either a tricorne era officer uniform or a venice carnevale outfit.
illusionist who has figured out how to add the sensation of touch into the equation.
uses this to "transform" people and themselves
>>43801706
...
That's terribly silly and specific. The image at least, if that fits the bill for you. I mean hey no judgment, I'm into uselessly hyper-specific and often silly or awful shit too, but I guess you could get away with yours pretty easy in a more light game.
>>43801750
>light game.
If that character shows up, it won't be a light game any more.
>>43801822
She looks like she came right out of One Piece, though. As long as you're not trying to facesit every other NPC you meet, nobody will really say a word after intros and proving you're solid in a fight.
>>43801865I was making a fat joke.
>>43801880
Oh. You know, it's 1am and I'm trashed and about to piss myself passing out, so, good one.
A kobold... Party doesn't know if its a dude or a girl but being a sorcerer it has put its huge charisma scores to good use seducing both genders.
An adventurous Cecaelia (octopus mermaid) swashbuckler or rogue, who has come on land in search of adventure.She doesn't understand landfolk's obsession with wearing clothes or personal space. She's very friendly, VERY friendly. Also maybe futa.
>>43801992
>Also maybe futa
Huh. I just got an idea.
Giant/Half Giant cleric woman that's actually very shy and gentle, but extremely protective of her friends.Also very thick/chubby and curvy with huge tits, hips, and thighs.
>>43719938
I refuse.My magical realm is oromashi and diapers.There is no way I can make a character around those without being blatantly obvious.
>>43802448
Good tastes
>>43719938
Tomboyish bard girl with belly dancing as a perform skill, when she isn't dancing she disguises herself as a boy and becomes a reverse trap.Now we just need to fit mind control/hypnosis/corruption stuff into this somehow.
>>43802143
Don't you go putting squids up your but again anon, last time it happened it took hours for the doctors to get it out.
>>43797964
A courtly sorceress who fights atop a magical construct pillar and never gets too close to enemies so as to not soil her fancy heels and stockings
She expects the male characters to defer to her, and orders them to carry her things and make her bed every night, etc
A barbarian discovering romance at the hands of a noble womam his party was tasked with protecting, she trains him in ettiquette, reading and bathing and brings him to high society gathering where they dance and hold hands.
>>43804140
*tips fedora*
>>43784404
Who else doesn't have a SOUL?
>>43805077
Thats just Tarzan ya dingus
>>43804227
>make her bed every night, etc
Somehow read this as tuck her into bed every night
I'm lame so it would probably just be either a powerful domineering Drow chick, or a halfling girl with a casual attitude towards sexual relations, or maybe a powerful male character (probably a demon or something to give them an extra edge of innate physical power rather than something they had to explicitly work for) who is nonetheless very reserved and submissive.
If I did go the Drow route, they'd almost certainly be a drider.
>>43805104
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