It's that time again Vault-Tec Employees!
Our last Vault has been reported as a success by its Shark overseer! Similar successful reports have come in from S.A.T.A.N. And HONK.
Let us once again design another Vault experiment! However, the endless hole seemed to turn up less satisfying results
All posts ending in 7 are truths about this new Vault.
All employees who suggest 'Future is only War' are to report to their supervisor for immediate suspension.
>>43705190
The Vault is a mass fertility experiment.
>>43705200
Could all the magical realm / aphrodisiacs being pumped into whatever please go. Even hyped up on drugs fantasy women won't touch you anon.
>>43705190
Just realized I spelt the title wrong. Well Fuck. Last three numbers of this post are the vault's numerical designation.
>>43705209
What, and Vault-tec trying to make the Daemonculaba but for super mutants is magical realm now?Yes it is.
But it's not a bad point. So I fall back to my other default.
The Vault has enormous stocks of prototype cybernetic upgrades, auto-docs to install them, and books on their use and maintenance.
>>43705190
The vault is filled with Alcohol. All dwellers are AA members.
>>43705190
All Vault residents are implanted with a microchip in their spine. In times of crisis, the attendant ZAX supercomputer can digitally override and take control of all the residents.
All residents of the vault are midgets. The position of overseer is determined by height. All accommodations (bedding, tables, appliances, etc) are standard Vault-Tec issue and not made for midget accessibility.
They are well equiped with History books. But each book has different written histories. The experiment is to see what triumphs over the other, the known history of the original dwellers or the "recorded" history of the books.
The overseer has the true history book, but is forbidden from opening it until the Vault Experiment ends.
>>43705209
How about this?
The Vault is a fertility experiment, but is not equipped to deal with any more residents than average. Two dozen of the available 200 books in the library have been replaced with copies of "A Modest Proposal"
>>43705190
The vault was made with the purpose to raise its inhabitants into a militaristic soviety, like the one in Starship Troopers.
>>43705190
All of the vault residents are SJWs and the overseer is appointed based on who is least whitebut they're all %100 Caucasian.
The only learning/entertainment material is Ayn Rand
The vault is actually an extremely intensive marketing research facility where each seperate level has its own brand of things and they each see the other levels as inferior off-brand copycats
>>43705385
When the Overseer reaches 60 years old, an adult above 21 can challenge him each year to a duel to the death for the position.
It contains Hubris comics' worst writers who were told that they got in based on merit and they continue to write new stories for the popular comics.
The Vault's original residents are exclusively elite ex-Special Forces.
>>43705447
We Enclave now.
All these residents had PTSD and the Vault scientists were assigned to "research" the extent of this condition.
>>43705190
All of the Pip Boys issued to the vault are faulty models rejected in quality control. There are instruction manuals with extensive repair instructions but they're for an earlier model.
>>43705466
Naw man, they're all hard as fuck. Real stone cold killer types.
The Vault encourages parents to teach their children how to kill and generally be a badass, as preparation for life outside the vault.
>>43705447
All that the residents are supplied for recreation is guns, porn, and booze.
They're trying to make them feel at home.
>>43705447
But they were told that one of them is secretly a communist sympathizer.
>>43705447
The vault is not actually a social experiment, and is designed to preserve America's military expertise for the post-apocalyptic world.
Things go horribly wrong anyway.
>>43705190
Every member who isn't homosexual is sterilized. Will the gay members have hetero sex to give humanity a chance?
>>43705190
The vault is powered by experimental geothermal plants instead of atomics. They produce a very small surplus of energy, but they're losing efficiency each year, with no one who knows how to repair them.
>>43705517
>>43705447
Gay Spec-Ops Vets.
Don't ask, don't tell I suppose.
They have virtual reality training units. Including pilot training, anchorage training program and other military and technical simulations.
>>43705540
Except now it's reversed.
Vault-tec did this to try and create a Theban Sacred Band-style super elite fighting force.
The vault is supplied with plenty of ammunition, but no guns.
The vault is on the moon.
The people only became aware of it after they woke up there with headaches and the aftertaste of chloroform.
>>43705517
I dont get this post.
Why would they have heterosex if all Heterosexuals are sterilized?
>>43705567
lolwut
>>43705567
Confirmed moon Vault!!!
>>43705577
Because they have to have heterosex. Just because you're a homo doesn't mean you can't stick your dick in a twat or two.
>>43705385
>>43705545
Rerolling for military nutjob vault
>>43705567
This is a amazing idea
>>43705577
Gay males and lesbian females would be the only pairing capable of reproduction. Of course, the anon who suggested this is forgetting that artificial insemination is a thing.
>>43705611
Why? They wouldn't be able to leave so then it just becomes a repeat of 101.
The overseer is a furry
>>43705596
What? Why would they have to have sex if they knew they would die?
>>43705647
>>43705577
Sevens confirms this is a dumb idea
>>43705190
>Vualt
The moon vault was build by faulty robots in haste, therefore it has spelling errors on signs and terminals everywhere.
All clothing extenders produce only tube tops and miniskirts
>>43705585
>>43705595
They were supplied with everything needed to set up a self sutaining colony.
The intent was for them to build a city by the time the real colonists turn up in 50 years time.
Then nukes happened.
They still build and wait.
>>43705647
They have a ship ready to return to earth. Including a G.E.C.K Module
All entertainment tapes contain nothing but really wierd porn.
>>43705683
Also silvery skin tight suits.
They can be used as undersuits for the space suits.
The space suits are just modified T51 power armour suits with external pipboys.
Russian Cosmonauts found refugee on the moon vault. After Parts of the vault got hit by meteors, they fixed it with parts of the russian space station.
>>43705639
Furry outfits are the only clothing provided. Outfits are pre-assigned. No choosing which animal you get to be.
>>43705647
Because heterosex =/= heterosexual.
Faggot.
So many great ideas wasted
Gas is slowly released that turns half the vault into lizardmen, and the other half into goatmen
>>43705730
FUCK OFF
>>43705699
They've seen what earth looks like. They might consider returning when it looks less Shit.
As generations pass there is less and less enthusiasm for going back to Earth.
The only available food is bull penis
The vault has liberty prime revered as a deity of freedom
Also the only available food is bull penis
>>43705743
And so many shitty ideas too.... Let's just pray we'll have more of the first and less of the latter.
Also, if 7, every spec-ops member was told beforehand he or she was infiltrating a Commie space programme, and that they are in fact, the only true American hero among them.
The ZAX unit has a weird Text to Speech device.aeiou
Every third Tuesday the lights go out for 4 hours and a pack of Assaultrons emerge from hidden compartments spread throughout the vault.
Once a day all residents must solve 45 calculus problems. The problems get harder every week, and those who fail are put to death
There is a Chinese Vault on the other side of the moon.
DNA alterations are occasionally given to residents via vaccination shots.
The effects are subtle and usually only manifest in the children of the recipients rather than the recipients.
There is alien DNA of some sort in there. Or so rumours go.
>>43705963
The Vault is a co-project with Mothership Zeta
>>43705952
There is a Nazi vault. It is n the shape of a swastika.
The Vault has a huge amount of kittens and puppies
But
one of the puppies/kittens has a weaponised disease that kills everyone in the vault when it matures.
>>43705635
But it makes sense.
They made "control vaults" that weren't supposed to have anything wrong with them so that they could compare the results with those Vaults that did have weird stuff.
The vaults were supposed to test how well humans can survive space travel and therefore putting a vault in space makes sense.
...Kidnapping people to populate the vault does not make senseany more than most of the other stuff Vault tec was doing so it fits in with the rest of the silly Fallout stuff. Maybe they had trouble getting recruits?
I promote the idea that there is at least one more vault on the moon. Also, their space suits make them look like aliens and the "communication coder" scrambles their speech sound like alien gibberish with those who do not have speech coder device on their Pip boy.Both vaults have the same tech but it is set on different codes and looks different so they both think the other Vault is an alien base.
Children are created in the lab from a random mix of all living members and samples taken since the vaults founding.
There is no traditional family structure anymore.
Children tend to get created in batches for efficiency.
Everyone in the vault is genetically engineered to look like either Stalin or Hitler
ayy lmao
>>43706015
All the clones say is "John madden!"
The vault has a repeating morse code message every 1 hourwhen figured out it spells OY VEY and gives back their foreskins
Cybernetic prosthetics are offered freely as a people age and wear down.
It was to test how long people could live on cybernetic transition.
Current average lifespan is estimated at 174.
Suicide and euthanasia are the two biggest killers in the vault.
>>43706122
Wouldn't they run out of supplies for cybernetics and start to scavenge off of dead people and start making more dead people to get more spare parts for themselves?
>>43706166
Pre war America had amazing fabrication technology almost at the level of Star Trek replicators.
Sierra Madre casino for example. They seemed to be not at widespread stage but a moon vault would probably be fitted with them.
Handing down cybernetics to your friends is considered correct behaviour.
The flesh is buried in the orchard/park cavern.
>>43706216
Did I hear someone say Sierra Madre?
A gas is released that slowly transforms all residents into moe anime girls
>>43706242
Nobody is inviting you to moon base you technophilliac nut job.
>>43705757
7 confirms it. /d/ get out.
The vault is really in the 40k setting.
Average height for men is 7'7". Average height for women is 6'8". Both genders are tending towards very slender.
This is not genetic and is purely because of the piss poor gravity.
Also people tend to be pale.
Hair is kept short for reasons of practicality.
In short the people do look a bit.like aliens.
>>43706276
Oh I don't need the moon base I just need its inhabitants for these bomb collars...
>>43705559
>>Vault-tec did this to try and create a Theban Sacred Band-style super elite fighting force.
Rolling for this
>>43706325
No it isn't.
The first overseer is still alive.
Everyone suspects he might be is a robot. He isn't. He is genetically modified beyond what could be considered human for all that he looks and acts normal.
The Vault has an ongoing war with the homophobic Nazis on the dark side of the moon.
The overseer is an A.I.
He genuinely loves his people like a mother or a father.
For some reason the moon base is 95% left handed after the first generation. Nobody is sure if its the radiation, gravity, genetic fuckery or just coincidence.
The spec-ops dudes are used for tests on the effect of drugs on soldiers, like those LSD experiments during the 60s. The entire thing is meant to test how the most disciplined badasses react to being stuck in a hostile environment and drugged out of their minds and determine their breaking point. Hence the homosexuality, to further stretch these people thin and offend their traditional values.
It's all meant to test when they'll snap.
>>43706423
The Nazis are infact homo as well.
Also. One day someone screams. Apparently they heard a HONK from outside the Vault.
An obverse artificial object has been found in the centre of a crater ~150 miles north of moon base.
It appears to be some sort of obelisk. The overseer has forbidden expeditions to it.
>>43706528
Implying that after being stuck neck deep in shit for a long while you don't think that tree stump looks like something you'd shag. Nevermind your buddy.
Everyone has to rhyme, all the time.
>>43706563
>>43706423
reroll
A Vault full of Loli's and Shota's the overseer is a woman (mother) and the security guy is a man (father) and it's focused in the learning for the future valter tech personel
>>43706708
Orange is a forbidden concept.
The entirety of the Vault's library/signs/text are now in French.
The Overseer is an immortal AI with the personality of a dull tax collector. It only speaks German.
Since the vault is on the moon, all its foods are cheese based.
People are implanted with cerebral implants at age 18. This allows the A.I. overseer to communicate with, monitor and to some extent experience what his live.
It has no direct control.
It genuinely does love its people.
Everyone in the Vault is convinced that they're all aliens, and that one day, they shall conquer the Earth.
Each dweller is fitted with an explosive collar, keyed to a different random word, if the dweller is within sensory range when that specific word is said, the collar will detonate an explosive only large enough to destroy the head and a portion of the upper torso
>>43706901
They are technically correct.
>>43706877
Seeing how horrifying death is, the AI started implementing measures to defeat death.
The real experiment is on the AI and to see what extent it will break the laws of robotics to save something out cares about
Due to lack of oil most of the new sections of Moon Base are built of ceramics and metal made from native moon matter.
For the remaining plastic needs they had to recycle old plastic.
Since then they have learned how to make a sort of plastic from human hair.
The only food is bull penis
Food provided by the dispensers is extremely nutritious, healthy and tasteless.
The A.I. overseer wanted people to live healthy and long because early deaths make him/her/it very sad.
Residents cultivate their own herb gardens. Overseer is happy about this.
>>43706905
Oh sure, now I get 5s
Due to being programmed to protect and treasure human life, the AI has gone a bit too far, possibly due to the programmers neglecting to implement a limit on this love of life. Therefore the AI will do everything from enforcing mandatory dietary restrictions and exercise, to disallowing all violence, to going to ridiculous lengths to keep people on life support when dying, including managing their bodily functions using robotic iron lung-type machines that perform the functions of failing organs.
>>43707631
Given the advanced nature of pre-War cybernetics many of these living fossils do actually stay active and happy well into antiquity.
In many of the extremely old they are more machine than human.
Posts ending in 2 are the moon vaults sister vault
>>43705750
Is this anything like assmen vs titsmen? Guys who prefer lizards over goats and vice versa?
The currency of the vault is Moon Rubles
>>43708752
Sometimes abbreviated to Moobles
They a major surplus of canned food as emergency rations. Alas, it's dog and cat food.
>>43709406
Given that the Overseer A.I. is big on the health food its a big treasure trove.
Its the Buried Pirate Treasure equivalent of the moon.
Yes its cat food. Nobody cares. What the fuck is a cat?
Every so often some kids go treasure hunting all over the base looking for the tins. This has been going on since there were kids on the moon. Its not in the base.
Ever so often older kids borrow a Luna Rover and search the immediate area around the base. It's obviously not near he base. Its been centuries of searching that same patch of moon ground.
Where ever the Overseer is keeping that meaty treasure is very well hidden.its under his desk. BECAUSE IT ALWAYS UNDER THE OVERSEERS FUCKING DESK YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! Why does he even have a desk? He's an A.I.
>>43709546
Hmmm...
Now every person in this vault have a cat. And they must take care of it.
>>43709596
HAve you never played Dorf Fort? Are you crazy?
>>43709699
I played the dwarf fortress. And yes, I am crazy. I always enforce cats into my dwarves whenever I can. So I can then just drink their tears pouring right from monitor when I let the goblins siege right into zoo/pasture for cats.
As suggestion for a vault - everyone must spend at least hour to making a new suit out from their old clothes.
Due to the low gravity, lack of direct sunlight and encouragement to install cybernetic components the average citizen of moon vault looks a bit like pic related but without the pointlessly long spikes.
>>43709801
In fact, spikes on suits are encourages, and more S&M-ish and impractical suit is looking, is better.
>>43705567
The Vault dwellers have had extensive contact with aliens
There was another manned moon instillation about 4,000 miles west.
They were a secretive bunch who were rather curt on the radio. Given the distance no one was ever interested in meeting in person.
Contact was lost suddenly about 50 years ago.
Nobody knows why but it makes people nervous.
>>43709956
reroll
>>43705567
whenever the population gets too large an expedition heads back to earth
>>43709956
All attempts at communication have as of yet failed.
Their discus shaped ships orbit the moon occasionally. Sometimes they orbit earth.
One landed once. They walked around on the surface in space suits. It was hard to tell under the suits but they looked short and kind of weedy.
A vault elder volunteered to go out and meet them. It was awkward as fuck. They just kind of stood there an looked at each other.
HE tried communicating over the radio on all frequencies, making signs in the dust, holding up cards, codes of blinking lights, sign language and holographic projection.
Nothing seemed to work.
Eventually they stopped wandering around, got in their ship and went back into orbit. They orbited for two months and then left.
Fucking aliens. No understanding them.
There's a Vault 215 somewhere else on the bright side of the moon. This was found out when, while exploring the surface of the moon, a corpse was found with a Vault 215 space suit on.
Also, Vault 214 is full of men, while 215 is full of women.
There have been documented footprints found in the Luna dust not made by the vault people.
I mean actual foot prints. Not boot prints.
There is no aliens in vault. Nope, none at all. Perfectly normal, free from disguised as humans aliens. No aliens here, no sireė! Also, all those rumors about "disappearing humans" and "weird noises on lower levels" are false ! There is no hidden alien base here, nope.
Can you hear that?Honk
The inhabitants of moon vault probably couldn't survive on earth without a prolong period of acclimatization..
The Vault's dead are to be processed into a hat that must be worn by the overseer at all times. Taking off the hat at any point will result in their execution and for them to be combined with the rest of the hat. A new overseer will then be chosen, and they will wear the meat hat.
A computer in the vault will set a random date every year. When that date is met, snakes will flood the vault.
The vault is almost overrun with genetically modified jungle plants. Surprisingly, they can do excellent repair jobs. They keep the vault running.
>>43709964
Honk
There is no fun books, music and movies in the vault. Only depressing, perfect for brooding stuff.
>>43705577
>>43705647
Sterilized as in "vasectomy/tubes tied" not "executed"
>>43705622
Ok try this:
Original participants were all closeted military personnel. The plan called for "normal heterosexual American culture" to be strongly enforced by the overseer and his control of the vaults many robots. However, the original overseer died in a freak accident just before the dwellers began to reawaken.
-Part 1 of the test was to see if social pressures could make the residents overcome their homosexuality and reproduce. They invalidated this by reading the dead overseers orders. After realizing the nature of the test (and of their fellow vault dwellers) they unanimously agreed to use artificial insemination to reproduce.
-Part 2 was to see for sure if homosexuality is genetic. The rapid development of a culture where homosexuality is the accepted norm may have invalidated this part of the test as well.
>>43705190
The only recreational activity is Dwarf Fortress. Whenever a mega beast is found in game a death-claw is released into the vault
>>43705963
I second this with a combination of this
>>43706015
Something was unearthed by the colony that went silent.
>>43722825
>tfw we get a Lovecraft building in Rhode Island DLC
>>43705388
I want this
>>43722867
Anon confirmed for wanting wanting this.
>>43722867
It is official.
One of the moon vault residents wants everyone to be SJWs. He is held in low regard.
The Overseer A.I. was modelled after Mr Rogers. Or the fallout equivalent.
His calming influence is what keeps the peace between moon factions.
There is a growing faction amongst the younger generation that believe that they should take over and rule the earth.
Earth is their promised land. They are the last of pure humanity not twisted by radiation. Earth is their inheritance.
The sensible younger members of the vault as well as the older members and the Overseer aren't happy about this.
Over the generations the Overseer has noticed an increase in what could be mild psychic talent.
>>43705262
They actually did this in the new one. Vault 95.
>>43706877
It's name is Al because people though it was a lowercase l and not an uppercase I
>>43709546
Backing this
It's a /d/ vault.
>>43722957
It's god damn official, fuck off SJWs.
There is actually a small population of ghouls in the vault, they are considered the most attractive people in the vault and are the most coveted sexual and marital partners. Threesomes with a ghoul are a mark of honor, and an instant increase in status.
There are no toilet chairs and the vault dwellers are instructed to stomp any waste down the showerdrain.
>>43723663
what? How would Ghouls get in the vault?
There is a second vault on the moon that this vault is at war with, 3's dictate what's in this second vault.
>>43723685
It's vault-tech, I don't have to explain shit.
>>43723689
A single Robocat batting away at the flashing buttons on the weapons console
The vault religion is Islam.
>>43723708
And the robocat is the sole occupant in the vault
>>43705567
It's actually on one of Jupiter's moons.
There is a vault at the other side of the moon inhabited by mermaids.
>>43723708
>>43723772
sad to say, but >>43723689 wasn't cannon, so don't waste your posts.
Anyway, Bob Ross never existed in this universe, instead the Nega-Ross was being prototyped on the Moon, this vault was designed as a first line of defense if the Nega Ross ever got free. God help us all if it gets free.
>>43705190
The vault is filled with prototype Sierra Madre vending machines
>>43723844
I really wish dubs worked
Being fat is considered sexy.
There is a legend about a hidden treasure in the vault and every now and then people pry off wall panels and floor tiles to look for it.
>>43723844
Did someone say Sierra Madre?
Pig-latin is the vault's official language
>>43723928
Fuck off Elijah, I stole all the gold.
There is a toilet chair wih a fully sentient AI that has no way of expressing itself and people don't know about it. It has grown fond of the vault dwellers and has extensive files on everyone who has ever used the toilet.
>>43723928
Die trapped in a vault Father Elijah
This vault was actually a vault designed to see if the moon could be terraformed. the answer? yes, yes it could, easily in fact. The only reason it hasn't been is because the guy on the button just really likes the vault.
I've been playing Fallout Shelter.
All brown people have at least one stat that is a 3 or better, naturally.
All the white women have a 3 or better in charisma only.
white man are all worthless. starting out with a 2 or 1 in all their SPECIAL stats.
When I send white men/women out into the wasteland. They come back in combat gear and lots of weapons. If i send brown people. They just walk around collecting caps and getting hurt.
>>43705190
The vault is where all alien artifacts are kept for storage
>>43723938
DAMN YOU NCR!
Sometimes there will be sounds like someone banging at the doors of the vault, but there is never any sign of a person when someone investigates.
The vault currency is toe nail clippings.
>>43723997
Oh god the vault is haunted by commie ghost
>>43723990
House sends his regards.
>>43723997
Honk
>>43723844
>>43724044
This is the wrong thread for me to be getting dubs
I'm rerolling this
Bob Ross never existed in this universe, instead the Nega-Ross was being prototyped on the Moon, this vault was designed as a first line of defense if the Nega Ross ever got free. God help us all if it gets free.
>>43724066
There are no clowns on the moon anon
>>43724068
I know. I've gotten so many dubs from these threads, but they are meaningless.
The Vault is hiding a secret fugitive. Deep inside the Vault is a cryogenically frozen CEO of Vault-Tec and the master controls for all the Vaults.
>>43724081
Yet
There is a parallel vault directly beneath the main vault. The main vault has no idea that the other vault exists and the only lightsource in the lower vault is that from flickering screens showing a live feed from the main vault.
>>43724109
Hmm
Clowns are on the moon
I feel as I type this that I have Doomed us all
>>43724050
>>43723963
Let me out I wanna kill NCR with my cloud.
>>43723912
After extensive searching someone found a sealed tin of Happy Pup Mega Meat dog food.
It was inside an arcade machine in the bar.
>>43724127
This vault is inhabited entirely by frank sinatra clones
>>43724127
The vault is inhabited by gingers.
>>43724154
I can't hear you over the weight of all this gold.
>>43705190
The vault's A.I has a direct link to S.A.T.A.N
They play chess
>>43723997
>>43723997
The Staring Lady.
Their is a small Enclave outpost on the moon.
The Vaults knows about them but doesn't really give a shit.
All that time alone have made the Enclave and their descendants a little space-crazy.
Also their all horribly inbred.
Mondays are mandatory penis inspection day and it's considered the highlight of the week.
>>43724193
What is this vault and how do I get there?
>>43724127
Although main vault has been expanding well since its founding it has been mostly about 20 or 30 foot beneath the surface.
Deep Vault is mostly built vertical. It goes waaaaaaaay deeper. Like stupidly deep.
>>43724186
How are you carrying all that gold? It's weight would be the equivalent of three people!
>>43705190
The vault has their own unique brand of nuka cola
>>43724257
So ghost confirmed?
>>43724290
it's made from ground up moon rocks.
This vault actually contains the re-incarnation of george washington, but since he's a dirty heterosexual nobody will listen to him.
>>43724274
Squats and oats.
>>43724317
It's name is nuka cola cosmic
Fighting breaks out in the mess hall when they run out
>>43724317
not our moon, Jupiter's moons.
>>43724317
This is now a thing. Luna-Cola is delicious and provides the body with minerals.
Al the A.I. overseer approves.
The vault has a playful pet octopus that crawls from fishtank to fishtank around the vault.
>>43724361
It's called Paul and seems to have some ability to predict the future.
>>43724359
Lunar Cola sounds better I think
This vault is actually filled vampires, well, everyone THINKS they're a vampire, but they're not letting those other non vampire plebs know their beautiful secret.
There is legend about a genocidal moon man living on the surface of the moon.
>>43724274also a shit ton of Buffout, power armor and alcohol
>>43705190
They once tried to make a portal to earth but it just goes to Mars
This vault could actually reverse the effects of the earth's radioactive surface, rebuild society, and introduce renewable energies so this never happens again. they're just really comfy in their moon vault and can't be bothered.
>>43724333
>>43724423
Dog/God Is that you?Fucking O.P mutants
>>43705190
They have the Stig's moon based cousin as a pilot
Myazaki is the head god, served by James Franko and Slumdog Millionaire
>>43724317
The moon is Ganymede. The vault is built on a rocky outcrop in the icy sea.
It's some way inland.
There is an expeditionary tunnel being dug to the sea. They plan to build a resort outpost vault there overlooking the frozen sea.
>>43724502
>Ganeymede now orbits the Earth
>The Moon's gone
I blame the Ayy Lmaos
>>43705190
They have an army of liberty primes in storage
This vault has created a transdimensional portal to our universe, but they can only get radio signals from our side, specifically radio signals from the 1970's. as a consequence every vault dweller worships the brady bunch. their mantra is "go eat a dick marcia"
>>43723765
Not just Islam
ISIS-brand Islam.
>>43705190
Their main sport is space ball
The vault only has the song johnny guitar playing during the day nonstopplay it again my johnny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2VTulxEDig
>>43724814
The vault has big iron playing during the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfgHbdKqrOY
All sexual partners must be shared with the overseer, the grand hermaphrodite of the post apocalyptic moon.
they have a G.E.C.K. and many people want to try and use it o the moon while others say it would be a waste
>>43724735
That's just Islam.
All heterosexuals are named Kevin
>>43725111
trips confirm
The deep vault has an Underseer instead of an Overseer and it's a giant tarantula with a heart of gold.
To open doors you have to get dubs at the door interface. In times of emergency you need ro get quints. This also applies to refriegerators and toilet seats.
>>43725153
AL the A.I. and the tarantula bond over a shared love of gossip.
The water faucets and showers will randomly dispense Doctor Pepper.
The men in the vault has Sailor Moon haircuts.
The vault has a talking dog that the vault dwellers have no idea where it came from. It can only speak swedish.
>>43725445
the dog is a communist.
Every citizen of the vault is given an instruction manual on how to single handedly repair the vault if anything and everything goes wrong, sadly the manual is printed exclusively in chinese to weed out any infiltrators.
>>43725530
Socialist.
>>43725737
Dog confirmed for socialist.
The floor is lava.
Deep within the vault humanity's last Pepes are stored.
>>43706044
FOOTBALL!
No one's sure how, and it makes no sense, given there's no air on the moon, they were produced by humanity, and there's no way for them to have ended up there.
But the moon is covered by deathclaws.
>>43726187
Football confirmed
Instead of cycling between day and night, the vault cycles between high and low gravity. You sleep when things are too heavy to move.
the next post to get 7 at the end will be the vault number
>>43726367
Football confirmed for vault fundament,
Lights will randomly go out and one of the dwellers will go missing for a week whenever this happens. The missing dweller will have no memory of the event.
>>43725153
>>43725244
Underseer is an organic computer loosely based on tarantula DNA.
It is a sophisticated and erudite mind but can be a bit snobbish.
>>43727237
Well, there we go.
Its name is Betty.
>>43727325
But isn't Betty a girls name?
>>43727385
It's a computer made of meat that lives underground on Ganymede and looks after the wellbeing of ~1000 people in secrecy of those above.
It can call itself what it wants.
There is a phone that sometimes rings in the middle of the night. The only sound coming out of the reciever is heavy breathing. The phone will keep ringning until someone picks it up.
>>43727325
B.E.T.T.Y.
Brutal. Enforcer. Tempermental. Tarantula. Yeller.
>>43727789
Rerolling
>>43723997
Commie moon ghosts.
Also, the moon is now carved into Lennin's face (Pink), and the vault entrance is in the nostril
