Because why not?
>>43698100
>>43698100
>>43698100
>>43698489
This is like dominoes on angel dust.
Not quite /tg/, but I cry errytim
>>43698532
Did he ded?
>>43698544
yuh he ded
press f to pay respects
>>43698489
>>43698532
Fuckin' Jamaicans, man. I don't know how "daggering" became as popular as it is.
>>43698602
>>43698670
>>43698677
>subtle
>>43698577
F
>>43698702
>>43698670
Wow, they straight up made it rape in the anime, alright
>>43698730
>>43698715
You can taste his utter saddness from sitting on that "set".
>>43698757
Huh?
Well, since everyone's reposting from the last two threads…
>>43698811
nice spoiler fail, but I don't think you have to worry about triggering anyone on fucking 4chan of all places
>>43698702
He's actually helping him in that video - by folding his wing mirrors in he's reducing the car's wind resistance.
>>43698773
>>43698854
hahahahahaha
>>43698811
>>43698854
I'm not sure if this is a meta file name joke or not. But this is kind of brilliant.
>>43698784
God, that was weird the first time I saw that.
>>43698854
You done fucked up a second time
>>43698883
>>43698826
Jesus fucking christ I just can't catch a break
I gotta stop drinking and posting
>Level 20 Charisma
>>43698811
>>43698854
>>43698911
>i don't get it
>wait i recognize those fence things
>oh
I don't know why or how my brain works.
>>43698887
>>43698892
It's wasn't a joke, I'm just drunk and an idiot.
But I got it right this time! Go me.
>>43698784
>>43698784
Tzeenetch Approves
>>43698783
Was kind of implied that it was just a beating in some of the manga and early anime scenes. Must not of read too far if they straight up say it
Ironically probably still one of the less fucked up backstories in Black Laggoon
>>43698938
Next time, just go with it. I laughed.
>>43698911
i dont get it
>>43698979
try doing an image search
>>43698979
Google Jonestown.
>>43698936
Yeah
I joke about it, but I've also listened to the audio they made when Jim Jones convinced them to drink the Kool-Aid, and they force-fed it to the kids first, and as he sermonizing you can hear all the kids start crying in the background
It's pretty horrific
>>43698979
The cult that literally "drank the Kool-Aid."
>>43698509
>>43698587
>>43698609
>>43698646
>>43698670
>>43698677
>>43698751
Remember when /tg/ used to have good filename threads?
>>43698990
>>43698991
Oh shit, I remember that now.
Listening to the tape recordings was creepy as hell, some /x/ shit right there.
>>43699014
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
>>43698975
I'll keep that in mind lol
>if you've actually met a Nigerian, this is fucking spot on
>>43699041
In the original, Sweetpea swims back in the last panel, I get what the edit was going for but don't think it hit the mark
>>43699014
No, and neither do you. You /b/ reject fucktard.
>>43699051
Fuck you.
>>43699014
Me neither.
>>43698857
What the fuck is this from?
>>43699157
>Straight Razor Shave
>$25.00
On one hand, I can get a haircut, shampoo, blow dry and styling for $15.00.
On the other, it's a Straight Razor Shave.
Dude better be really fucking good with that straight Razor.
>>43699248
If you doubt his skills, you can see for yourself for free.
>>43699178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDeHgwG1_r8
>>43699014
I blame /co/
>>43699285
I blame you, /pol/ cunt.
>>43699266
I don't doubt he can Stab me. What I want to know is if he can really give me a Shave with a Straight Razor without nicking me.
>>43699014
No
>>43699285
Blame /aco/, with them around /d/ isn't what it used to be...
>>43698698
To be fair anyone who wanted to choose something different doesn't deserve to keep playing anyway.
>>43698646
hah
>>43699297
Have you seen /co/ filename threads? They just describe exactly what's in the damn pictureand I've never been to /pol/ [/spoiler}
>>43698899
Well, its close.
>>43699397
YeahI think I might have been responsible for starting /co/ into regularly having them - I just wanted to post an archie comics edit and couldn't think up a better excuse, and they've been regular on /co/ since when they were never on there before/co/'s a good source of pics for an image thread, but you can't really comment on /co/ material... using /co/ material.
>>43699418
It's always interesting to read actual accounts of soldiers and see how they felt about war. Ernst Jünger fought through WWI, was wounded repeatedly, and (spoiler) was on the side that lost, but he still felt that war was a good exercise, a testing ground for the morals of men and place to forge pure friendships.
The mythology of disillusionment is powerful, but ultimately counterproductive, as it only makes soldiers who do enjoy war (of which there are many) feel bad about themselves, and lead them to believe there is something wrong with them and that they are the only humans to feel this way.
Jünger could accept the war, atrocities and all, and still not be immediately repelled.
>>43699976
I think it depends a lot on what war we're talking about. Part of why disillusionment is such a common theme is because Vietnam still looms large in the American consciousness, although most people don't realize it. And disillusionment was the flavor of the decade when it comes to Vietnam.
>>43700159
Please, All Quiet On The Western Front got that ball rolling decades before the American Empire decided to expand it's Asian base.
>>43699976
Like >>43700159 said, Vietnam was what changed the perception of War, mainly because so many of the kids who got drafted and sent over never came back or came back with PTSD.
A good portion of fighting in a War also has to do with fighting FOR something, and not just Fighting. Something that a good number of Modern Wars lack.
>>43699014
I sure do!
I have a short-term memory, and I recall reading this thread as well.
>>43700235
>American Empire
Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if Truman decided he wasn't going to take any shit from Stalin and dropped an Atom Bomb on the Kremlin as soon as the war ended.
I'm betting that the Initial American Invasion wouldn't have failed.
>>43699976
Sure, war is great if you're a soldier. It's terrible if you're just, well, anything else, and suddenly all your weekends are ruined for the forseeable future by the bombings and burnings and raping and such.
>>43700296
Russia would still have its head up its ass. You can't unfuck Russia without going WAY back in time.
First step: Kill St. Cyril before he creates the Cyrillic Alphabet.
>>43698577
i can pretty much relate
we have a homebrew system that allows a lot of combat tactics (kicking / halfswording etc) but no one uses it exept when the bad guys use it first
>>43700310
With the prevalence of PTSD, Depression and Suicide among veterans, the Modern Day Soldier really doesn't seem to enjoy War that much.
>>43699976
Like, it's a dual sort of thing.
There's some pretty shitty parts about war and fighting, and it can do some pretty fucked up things to you.
But well, part of you still misses it, because there's nothing really like it. Combat high is a fucking hell of a thing, and there's so many things about it that are amazing.
>>43700296
>I'm betting that the Initial American Invasion wouldn't have failed.
Yeah, because that's what would have happened. Never mind that troops in the Pacific nearly mutinied at the suggestion that they carry the war to the Home Islands, the Americans definitely would have been able to stroll right into Russia and take it over, no sweat.
>could use a better name
>>43698702
fuck i think i woke someone up laughing
>>43699008
Sauce.
>>43700411
Really, I don't particularly think a plan called Operation Unthinkable was exactly destined to be reasonably considered.
>>43699013
It's actually where that phrase comes from
>>43700235
I'm not saying disillusionment with war never happened during Vietnam. Certainly it was very widespread during WWI, but that was a century ago. The reason it's such a prevalent theme nowadays is largely due to Vietnam.
>>43699380
>IRE PROOF
my sides
>>43700366
>the modern day american soldier is a faggot millenial who did it for da coolz.
>or, he's chad.
>>43699014
I don't. It's a relatively recent thing to /tg/ and honestly I think they've actually been getting better.
See the way these work is the content tends to improve with each thread because people just reuse the good pics they saved from the last one. But if you're routinely visiting them you get the impression that they're getting worse because it's just the same joke over and over. I haven't been to one on /tg/ for a few months now and I'm getting a chuckle out of quite a few of the filenames here.
>>43700366
If you actually start looking at the data, suicide among soldiers is actually highest among those who haven't ever deployed.
Here's a bit of OC.
>>43698489
what the FUCK are those things?
>>43702362
>>43702364
a lot of popsicle sticks
>>43698773
sauce?
>>43700366
for at least 9/10ths of the military, it's a shitty paying office job with millions of special arbitrary rules that govern every minutae of their existence, with bosses largely too stupid to make it in the private sector. Lots of yelling and periodic testing and mandatory diversity lectures and all sorts of shit.
It does not surprise me that a fair number of these public servants get a rather severe case of the mondays.
>>43702837
>mandatory diversity lectures
REMEMBER: BE PREPARED TO KILL PEOPLE THAT AREN'T MUSLIM. RUSSIANS, FOR EXAMPLE.
>>43702890
i dun geddit
>>43703115
The hell is that from? That is...wow.
>>43703125
looks like "the flash" or "the arrow"
>>43703115
He isn't freezing, he's reducing the movement of shit (even photons) to zero, that's the main feature of the gun, freeze is just secondary effect.
>>43703098
The idea being that DH players commonly grab the complete wrong end of the stick when they're trying to solve the mystery.
>>43703156
Except that doesn't matter, the alarms should still go off after he does that to the beams
>>43703135
It's from the second series of The Flash
>>43703156
So his genius plan to sneak past laser security is to BREAK THE LASER BEAM AND THUS TRIGGER THE ALARM?
That's how those systems work. The alarm activates if the beam is interrupted.
>>43703233
apparently he stopped the shit the lasers were coming from (pointed out that they've got maybe a minute or two to get their shit done before the alarms 'thaw' and freak out)?
>>43703233
Pretty sure if you freeze the lasers to a standstill in the first place you are interrupting the beams getting between the two points and thus no longer being registered.
>>43698752
...40% abv? Hmm.
>>43700339
>First step: Kill St. Cyril before he creates the Cyrillic Alphabet.
Zeroth step: Kill off the primordial Slav before he has a chance to evolve.
>>43700159
I sometimes wonder what America would be like if Vietnam was supported fully by the public, and the hippies never existed.
It'd be a lot better, I'd think.
>>43699248
It's not a straight razor shave, it's a dot dot dot straight razor shave.
>>43703291
no not really, america has backslid into an oligarchy that poses as a democracy. What would we have gotten if we "won" vietnam. We only went in there because the french were utterly retarded with their local colonies. Assuming we won that mess we'd be dealing with occupying it and trying to keep out the commies. (see afghanistan, both our time there and the british and russians before us)
don't kid yourself, the military spends money on stupid toys, the politicians distract the public with stupid wars, and vital social institutions are being privatized while things like Anti-Trust laws and economic conservation have eroded to the point of meaninglessness. If we "won" vietnam we'd just be a more imperialistic jingoistic mess than we are now.
>>43698546
God I love that movie!
>>43702967
The hell is that guys problem?
>>43703319
>Assuming we won that mess
But anon, we did win; the Vietnam war was a success, and it was only anti-war protestors and democrats that prevented America from re-entering the region when NVietnam broke the peace treaty, resulting in an overall loss of the region.
>we'd ... commies.
So? The Philippines seem to be doing ok.
>Afghanistan
To be fair, we've been fighting a constant war in the region, there really hasn't been any time for traditional colonial development.
>the ... toys
Which are, honestly, a good use of the defense budget. Putting money towards groundbreaking engineering isn't really a bad thing.
>the... wars
While they are stupid, at least in part, they're necessary in order to maintain American economic dominance.
>and ... meaninglessness
I completely agree.
>we'd ... now.
And imperialism is bad, because?
>>43702699
a guy who is building stuff with nothing but his dick and what he finds in the woods. He made all the tools this way too.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
>>43699014
No. They've been AVERAGESHADOWRUNNER.JPEG since time immemorial.
>>43703156
Fun fact: It takes an infinite amount of energy to stop a photon.
>>43703244
>you are interrupting the beams getting between the two points
Yes, that's what sets off the alarm.
>>43703345
It's a social experiment bro.
>>43703369
>you'll never out-drink a sorority sister
Does Abaddon know how alcohol works?I am aware his is her spirit form, and so she'll only lose if she thinks she can.
>>43703156
The alarm aside, I'm pretty sure that slowing down something massless (and thus inherently ALWAYS moving at "c") should trigger some severe consequences. Also, shouldn't have the air become solid if that were the case?
>>43703615
>Does Abaddon know how alcohol works?
I think it's supposed to be a funny. It succeeded.
>>43703635
I know. It's just the in-universe justification, which I think is that what we see is a projection of her will, so it'll only get drunk if her will falters. Or something.
>>43700339
So no Tolstoï, no Dostoïevsky, no Nabokov...
>>43703658
No loss.
>>43703615
>It's a social experiment bro.
NO, Fuck you, its called being a dickbag.
Its not a "social experiment"
There is nothing you're experimenting there. You are just doing something dickish for the sake of being a dick and showing off for people online.
>>43703721
It's just a prank mate, there's cameras.
>>43702844
Isn't that more of a Mage case? UA was supposed to be rather individualistic, innit?
>>43703721
>Not knowing about the "it's just a(n) <synonymous of prank> bro"
He was memeing you flamboyant newfaggot.
>>43703749
>Lawful Evil
>>43703739
Nope, there are a bunch of actual organisations in UA. One of them operates out of burger joints. Mac Attax, sourcebook is... Break Today, I think.
>>43703291
Well, it was a poorly handled war by an America that had no idea what it was doing with asymmetrical warfare. There was a reason people disliked it, many just couldn't comprehend that pulling out and leaving the shit half-done would have bad results.
>>43698705
>Deal with it Dave
I have a new character.
![609_B609_my_lai-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GTtAdmM.jpg "609_B609_my_lai-1[1].jpg")
>>43703291
Entry into Vietnam was widely supported after the Gulf of Tonkin incident (which, interestingly enough, was partly a mistake. Consensus now is that the second attack was actually just false radar returns). There were two things that destroyed public support for the Vietnam War. First was the peacetime draft. You really can't understand why people opposed the war without talking to people who were alive at the time. Everybody knew at least 5 people who were fighting. Every adult male aged 18 to 26 was frantically finding a way to avoid the draft, whether it meant going to college, getting married, or getting a job in an "essential" industry. Second was the way the war was waged. I could go on about this bit, but highlights include free fire zones and the focus on body count, both of which resulted in massive civilian casualties. You put pictures of dead Vietnamese babies and burning villages on TV and you're gonna see public support disappear in a heartbeat.
To attribute the anti-war movement, or the American withdrawal from Vietnam, to the hippie movement is historically incorrect. By 1970 the hippie movement had lost most of its energy, a victim of the Altamont Festival and Charles Manson, yet the withdrawal of nearly all US troops from Vietnam happened 3 years later.
>>43700310
Eh, I am not too happy about implicatiobs of war. I am conscript, so war would mean getting sent camping bumfuck nowhere, with probability of getting bombed into smithereens.
At least I am medic... although I guess the joke is that I would get killed first.
>>43698775
I'm sure the stage actor's main problem is the lack of set detail. Yup.
>>43703759
But all UA organizations are very… not traditional cabals in their representation, even if it what they do. Mac Attax are random dudes in burger joints, Inquisition are a company etc. And when lots of people with very different but very zany worldviews come together, it should look more… rag-tag.
>>43703826
>that had no idea what it was doing with asymmetrical warfare
The body counts say otherwise.
>many just couldn't comprehend that pulling out and leaving the shit half-done would have bad results.
All the more reason to not give a damn what the public thinks, and leave it to the generals.
>>43704394
Not giving a damn what the public thinks it a good way to get yourself kicked out of office.
>>43704424
Or assassinated.
>>43704394
>All the more reason to not give a damn what the public thinks, and leave it to the generals.
/pol/ pls
>>43704424
>Letting the plebs influence military action
>Implying democracy is suitable for all situations
>>43704481
>/pol/ pls
Het
>>43703225
No, the alarm activates when the detector stops transmitting a signal. This happens when the arrival of photons on the detector stops. Which happens when they get "frozen" in air.
>>43704544
>the alarm activates when the detector stops transmitting a signal
Not quite. It activates when the receptor stops receiving a signal.
>>43700366
That's among Veterans, who are sad about being back in society not in war.
It's true, what we call PTSD is actually just the fact that reasonable habits like ducking for cover when you hear gunshots or sirens, or shooting that damn gook before he can shoot you, don't translate well into civilian life.
Soldiers with PTSD often want to go back to war, where things made sense.
>>43704680
That Stormtrooper behind the bouquet has seen some shit, man.
>>43703231
>second series
Britbong detected.
>>43699146
>>43700366
While three of the guys who replied to you raised equally valid points, I found liberating shitty little villages to be rewarding work.
I mean, you scare the duck outta people and need to get rough with folks that did nothing wrong, but once it's done they're always grateful that we only fucked them up once while we got rid of the local rapemafia.
>>43704581
>>43704645
>>43704660
Okay now it's getting really awkward. Can you go away back to Facebook or something?
>>43703721
I think he was making a joke. As in, saying "it's a social experiment bro" would be the shit the guy who did the video might say to justify his behaviour.
Nonetheless, it's a fucking harmless prank, not Project Mayhem.
>>43698253
She's...stealing water? I don't get it.
>>43705473
I think it's to do with whoever's casting the third shadow near the woman's head.
>>43704680
>>43704769
>>43698899
Would be better with the second speech bubble cropped out. Also because the snake is accurate.
>>43704394
>The body counts say otherwise.
Life doesn't function like a shooter, you know. Having a positive K/D ratio doesn't translate into victory.
>>43705721
>Having a positive K/D ratio doesn't translate into victory.
In what way? Keep that K/D high enough (like Serious Sam high enough), and you'll win by virtue of exterminating the other guys.
>>43698678
why?
>>43705842
What else are you gonna do with just ten Lugers sitting around?
>>43705842
Better there than on an officer.
>>43705865
>ten Lugers
I think those are Mausers, buddy.
>>43705842
>Austro-Hungarians
>In charge of designing anti-aircraft gun.
>>43705772
First, the body counts are wildly inaccurate. An officer's performance was judged largely by his bodycount, which created a powerful incentive to artificially inflate those numbers.
Second, you can get the greatest killcount in the world, it doesn't matter if everyone hates you and wants to kill you. The Viet Cong (which was composed of South Vietnamese communists) was eventually so strong that they were able, with supplies, support and some additional manpower from the North, to mount a major offensive in 68. This is an irregular, guerrilla organization mounting a campaign like a regular army. When that happens, you have done fucked up.
>>43705983
>it doesn't matter if everyone hates you and wants to kill you
No, listen, see, you kill them too.
>>43705903
This. I always know the difference because the Mauser is what Han Solo's blaster is based off of
>>43706017
Ultimately that's what ended up happening. The Tet offensive effectively destroyed the VC as a fighting force. All it took was several thousand friendly civilians, tens of thousands of friendly casualties, and America's faith in our armed forces.
>>43703279
>Slavs
>Evolving
They're brain-dead chimps. Always were, always will be.
>>43706479
As a slav I can confirm this.
>>43699331
This is a good one
>>43699976
This is not real, it is from a adult comic called 'The Viz', it had tips along the lines of 'Fun sized mars bars make ideal normal sized mars bars for dwarfs' then later 'king sized mars bars make ideal normal sized mars bars for giants.'
>>43701266
Millennials can't enlist yet dumbass.
>>43704394
>body count says otherwise
how many people you kill isn't a great metric, going by your logic Germany won WWII.
>>43706479
Kill them off before they can breed then.
>>43706787
>There are no precise dates when the generation starts and ends; most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to the early 2000s
Anyone born todays date 1997 or earlier can enlist. Millenials have been in the military for 17 years now.
>>43706739
What, the bill-guisarme fauchard glaive voulge bec-de-bardiche? Yes, I think we all realize that's not an actual weapon.
>>43706855
>90's kids are Millenials
I am actually somewhat offended.
>>43698609
Kek'd heartily
>>43706794
Ah, but you see, Germany was destroyed in the end. It's not how many people you kill, but how many people you kill in relation to how little of your men are killed relatively.
If a 100,000 man army goes up against 100 men, it doesn't matter if those 100 men kill 900 a piece before dying, they still lose.
>>43706886
Person reaching young adulthood around the year 2000? Sounds like 90's kids to me.
>>43707084
That's why fighting an entire nation is so terrifying. Looking at the projections for Operation Downfall (invasion of Japanese home islands at end of WWII), it's absolutely horrific. A similar, though not as drastic, effect happened in Vietnam. Fighting a war against an entire population, or even notable segments of it, is not feasible.
>>43707237
>Fighting a war against an entire population, or even notable segments of it, is not feasible.
I don't know, we were doing a pretty bang up job of feeding gooks to the meat grinder.
>>43707264
You realise that was mainly in south vietnam though, right?
Your strategic aims were to make south vietnam a stable coutry able to defend itself.
And you got a nice K/D.
>>43706707
That's because I browsed filename threads on /v/Before it was shit
>>43699014
>nat 20 butthurt.jpg
>>43703115
Jesus how many times has this fucker had to break out of prison?
>>43707435
>Your strategic aims were to make south vietnam a stable coutry able to defend itself.
And we did, until the dems pulled the plug on supporting the SViet military with officers and training.
>>43707510
Do you think for the first couple of prison breaks he would carefully try to move between the frozen beams of light and then one time he slipped and broke them and realised that he's frozen all the light in the lasers so they couldn't go off?
>>43707546
I know the first time he broke out he had this big elaborate plan involving tattoos and shit and the second time he mostly had to wing it. I guess he just got sick of plans and just said "fuck it, time for freeze rays!".
>>43707482
wow
>>43707065
Alternative, but similar title for Animafags
>Sister of Selene finds her husband.
>>43707696
Alexa Grossa, top tier musclefu. Rousey a shit (and also a full of herself bitch).
>>43707744
Her total fight time in the UFC is like 25 minutes. She can afford to be cocky.
>>43707793
Yeah, that's working out great for her.
>>43706874
He meant "Oh What a Lovely War".
>>43707815
Pretty much everyone looses sometime. Doesn't mean you aren't great.
>>43698678
I guess mausers were cheap this week
>>43707835
The problem is that the UFC was pushing her as invincible. Now they have to change their marketing.
>>43707934
70% of the time she wins every time.
