Let's make a Vault /tg/!
Posts ending in 5 add to the Vault's description.
Last vault was full of neckbeards, waifus, and S.A.T.A.N. let's see what we can do this time
The vault is shaped like a giant circle, with the promise of an exit at the end of the tunnel, they just have to get to it.
The vault is filled with Vault-Tec employees. They thought they were going to ride Armageddon in luxury. They were wrong.
>>43675157
The Vault is supposed to never unseal, instead turning the inhabitants into expanding the vault, making it an underground society.
The vault only has hammocks for the dwellers to sleep in
>>43675275
The vault works on summer resort logic.
>>43675275
comfy!
>>43675275
With banjo music as the only music?
The vault is located in the rocky mountains
>>43675298
no only pan flutes
>>43675315
So, hammocks and pan flutes....
Is it a vault filled completely with Mexicans/Latinos?
>>43675157
at least one meal a day is laced with marijuana extract
If no lifesigns are visible inside the vault, then a underground nuke will explode
All disputes are solved with bare knuckle boxing
>>43675157
The vault was built in the shape of a giant cock and balls
The vault has the sweetest wave pool.
>>43675337
>Is it a vault filled completely with Mexicans/Latinos?
No, only underage girls.
All the dwellers have a micro chip in thier necks. No information was given to why it was put in
no shoes, only sandals
>>43675337
It's a vault located at an underground beach.
The Vault has no Overseer.
No stairs, just chutes and ladders
>>43675366
>>43675377
The vault is in Florida.
>>43675377
And nothing else, every vault-dweller must be naked! Dubs speaks the truth!
Everyone is forced to learn how to play pan flutes, failure to do so is punished by the Overseer AI, Breaker.
>>43675395
Hammocks, panflutes, no stairs only chutes and ladders and its in florida
>>43675405
>>43675240
>They thought they were going to ride Armageddon in luxury. They were wrong.
The irony is delicious.
There is giant aquarium with a mutated great white shark in it
>>43675157
>less neackbeard edition
You tried OP.
You definately tried.
>>43675405
one of the inhabitants may be the infamous Florida Man
There is an alligator.
>>43675426
>OP must an hero himself
2% of the vault dwellers are neckbeardsThere is no escaping the neckbeards
as an experiment on sexuality, the dwellers consist of one heterosexual man and several extremely convincing traps
>>43675425
The shark is the true overseer.
>>43675425
So, mutated great white sharks, pan flute music, no stairs, only chutes and ladders, hammocks for sleeping and its in Florida.
>>43675275
>>43675315
>>43675395
>>43675405
>>43675425
>>43675157
Vault built around the premise of a population sustained by Cheetoes/Doritos and Mountain Dew.
>>43675411
>>43675425
This is sounding like my kind of vault.
All the surprisingly sophisticated tech is made from bamboo and coconuts.
>>43675433
Why not a vault full of Florida Man and Florida Woman? The vault was designed to create psychopaths that only Florida could create to combat the enemies of America, and for the government to control to combat monsters in the wasteland if reconstruction was possible.
Pornography is not age restricted and is widely available
>>43675425
The great white shark communicates telepathicaly with super mutants and instructs them to turn the outside world into Best Korea.
The vault has no insulation and the air conditioning can only be used for 15 minutes a month.
Aliigators are domesticated in the vault
The favorite pastime in that vault is riding the mutated great white.
The vault has been set to flood with ocean water in the year 2300
all of the dwellers are trained to be incredibly skilled in violent acts from a young age
>>43675433
Seconding this.
The last 3 digits of my post is the vault number
>>43675448
>>43675471
Seconding
>>43675545
Vault 545
>>43675545
kek, got it a second time in a row.
>Welcome to vault; 545
The zippers on all the vault suits were defective and the suits do not close
This is the only pre-war film that the vault has accses too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
>>43675562
>>43675570
There are only 120-something vaults total I believe.
So Vault 145?
>>43675157
Instead of an overseer, the vault is controlled by an AI with the personality of Josef Mengele.
>>43675448
giving it a reroll
the only weapons are dynamite
>>43675623
Na, The AI is like Willy wonka, more horrifying that way. The Gene wilder version, not the shitty depp one.
>>43675617
Vault-tec mislabeled the vault and nobody gave a shit to change it.
The telepathic great white is a government experiment from the pre-war days and is in charge of making sure that the Florida Man Vault would create the monsters America would need.
baldness is an offense punishable by death
>>43675637
so close, damn
The only authorized drink in the vault is mead.
>>43675646
Reroll
Only people that think Pro Wrestling is real were admitted into the Vault
>>43675615
kek
All the computers in the vault run on MS DOS
full body waxing and tanning are mandatory
swimsuits are to be worn at all times
>>43675705
So, they have to laugh like koreans, got it.
>>43675705
The vault's main food source is keks: confirmed
Alcohol consumption is mandatory
>>43675615
Well, I guess the inhabitants are now slightly insane.
Also, the Vault Jumpsuits all have an Hawaiian shirt pattern on them.
Instead of water in the pipes, there is only nuka cola
>>43675157
PRAISE S.A.T.A.N.
The Vault is designed to make a quick beeping noise fixed to a schedule. After many years, the doors to their rooms lock at lunchtime and the beeping never stops. This goes on for a day before they get memory adjusted.
everyone in the vault is actually infected with the FEV
There is only one working bathroom
>>43675408
Isn't that basically Salt Lake City vault?
Pinups everywhere.
For every 10 people there is a Mr.Handy
>>43675157
Only blacks and asians live in the vault.
Inside the vault are 25 motorbikes and 25 surfboards.
Heavy Metal plays over the Vault intercom 24/7
The vault has a section the opens to a moon pool in the ocean, but too deep to swim out of and live.
Once every 5 years a robot is sent out in the wasteland to survey and explore the wasteland
the only literature is comic books
The shelter doesn't have any radaway in it's storage
>>43675157
The Vault is inside a giant crab robot that will go active on 2299.
Only weapons are chainsaws.
besides the front vault door, there are no locks
You know what would make this Vault even better?
If it doesn't actually exist.
At this rate, we're doing Vault Tec's job of creating psychopaths, or rather making Florida Men and Women more psychotic.
>>43675915
Robocrab's AI is linked to the shark's brain.
>>43675937
On a 5 you doesn't exist
/fog/ on /vg/ made a vault once. Ever heard about vault 120?
All the vault inhabitants are Santa impersonators.
the vault is the last embodiment of true freedom, and represents all that America thought itself to be
only men with huge dicks and women with huge tits were admitted into the vault
Only legal sport is bowling.
The Vault is filled with both incredibly sexy but dumb men and women, but also one intelligent ugly man and woman as well.
The condoms are all fixed to break.
The experiment basically is used to understand the affects of beauty vs that of intelligence.
posts made vault computers do not end in 5
God's not even surprised by this vault. He knows that only Florida could produce this madness.
The vault is actually a spaceship but nobody knows how to acivate it.
>>43676005
Poor grammar confirmed of Vault 545
Other than sandals and some work related thing there are no clothes in the vault.
Every inhabitant of the vault is a genre fiction writer, the inhabitants must keep a diary of their daily lives, the exchange coin of the vault are stories and the ones who deliver the fiction to the oversee will receive luxuries.
The oversee and his staff will enthusiastically praise the stories, setting and characters of those who are writing stories. After a year the vault staff will be instructed to speak to each writer mixing up happenings from their diary and from their fiction.
You must do it in the butt. That's the law
Aphrodisiacs drugs are dispensed in the food for a day. This day is at random intervals but seems to be on average once every few months.
there is a bloatfly infestation in level 26
The Vault jumpsuits consist exclusively of skintight shirts. There is no other clothing available.
The vault is rigged to explode if someone get out.
All they have for reading material are WWI infantry field manuals.
Every inhabitant must have ther driver license.
Somehow a deathclaw has trapped itself in the overseers office
The original inhabitants of the vault were all left handed
>>43675950
You're the overseer, I assume.
Your mom is the overseer.
Its always -5 degrees celcius inside, and only a moderate amount of clothing, struggle to control as much of it as possible is encouraged by the AI.
>>43675950
>>43676165
You get to be the king of obese Floridian neckbeards! You're welcome!
>>43676165
Anon confirmed for overseer.
It is forbidden to say "gullible".
>>43676165
Yes, apparently I am the oversser
Those chosen to enter the vault were all in their mid teen, of sheltered lives and virgins.
There is no pornography or sexual education materials in the vault.
The experiment was to see if they could "figure it out" for themselves.
The vault periodically sends false All Clear signals over an easily disabled PA system, when the real one comes, it'll inform the residents that the vault will be flooded with rads in 24 hours, the vault door takes a good three hours to open.
A monthly sacrifice to the aquarium is required to keep the vault air conditioned
I want to enfroce mandatory bathing sessions for people over the age of 40
>>43676167
Your mom is a slut
>>43675481
This gud
>>43676258
But overseer nobody is older than 27!
The vault's residents are split into two main dorms, one side is kept a modest 64 degrees fahrenheit while the other side is kept a swelching 28 celcius.
Another vault idea I had was to only have food that includes traces of cannibus and lsd, and all the beds are basically bean bags. At random intervals throughout the week, the vault lights would become strobe lights.
If you recive lemons from a guy named Life, dispose of them at once!
>>43676146
Deathclaw is overseer.
Half of the dwellers will receive apples as dessert, the other will receive cake.
It is set to see if they will learn to trade or if this will generate a division.
The dwellers are alien hybrids. The alien genes were introduced in vaccination shots a few years in to their stay.
>>43675731
You havent played any fallout games have you?
The floor is lava! If you step in the floor you must be put to death!
>>43676281
>cannibus
>>43675647
I only played Fallout 3 and 4 and I absolutely believe this is some shit Vault-Tec would do and not bother changing.
Being a normie is punishable by death. Overseer determines who is a normie
The only reading material in the vault is assorted rulebooks for various tabletop games. Dice is also provided.
The clogged toilet in section 12 will not be fixed untill Steve stops hogging all the Grognack the barbarian comics
>>43675977
Gun vault already exists. What do you think the boomers came from?
>>43676342
People got a different number on their acceptance form.
The true Grognak the barbarian lives somewhere in the lowest levels of the vault.
>>43676391
"Here for Vault 145."
"This here is Vault 545, neighbor."
"Uh...okay?"
Literally every time someone shows up.
There were originally only ten young female scientists in the vault.
Population was cultivated with frozen sperm samples.
The samples were gene splice experiments to try and create an alternative brand of Super Soldier to the FEV version.
Randy says he is sorry for letting the radroaches out during the "All hail the Overseer day", he will be in the isolation cube for 12 months
In the vault there's a war of a LatÃn gang vs SWJ gang. You can hear the war cry of both sides "Muh etic" and "Matalos a todos, ese"
The armory only contains one pistol, 30 bullets in the wrong caliber, and 15 super sledges.
There is a basement dweller.
You are only allowed to post memes on the vault computer network.
The autodoc is programmed to offer cldiscret cybernetic augmentation to dwellers free of charge.
VaulTec wanted to see how willing people were to be upgraded without peer pressure.
Due to a lack of rations, and the terrible fate that happend to the people in dorm 9 and 43 I will now introduce a new product; Soylent green!
>>43676465
It's a vault dipshit, everyone is.
Oil paints, brushes and equipment are provided for Bob Ross-style paintings, along with all 32 seasons of the show in good film quality.
There are only 100 canvases in the Vault, and no evident means to make more.
However, you could always convince someone to let you use a little paint thinner on theirs, and start over. We don't make mistakes; we only have happy accidents.
Everyone in the vault suffers from autism.
>>43676511
Just like everyone on this thread.
erotic cakes are the only available foodstuffs in the vault
The people chosen for the vault were all albinos.
The lights are sun mimicking
Everyone has a pet. It can be any animal
The food is laced with either fertility drugs or contraceptives.
The AI determines who gets which.
People are only allowed to urinate in old nuka cola bottles.
The vault gets a pair of cats at the start. Its made with enough holes so the felibas can stalk and run easily around. They were taken from the meanest, strongest cats they fond.
Atheism is the only religion allowed in the vault
The food and drink in the vault is bland and tasteless
>>43676661
Oh god, not FPS death.
The security of this vault is in the hands of a group of girl scouts, very angry ones at that.
The reactor is overheating and the room its housed in is full of ghouls.
To experiment on societal gender roles, all males selected are less masculine than average, and all women selected are less feminine than average. Reversed traditional gender roles are encouraged and endorsed by all pre-war media in the vault.
The vault was originally inhabited by people with no sex drive or sexual preferences.
One a month the food and water is contaminated with aphrodisiacs.
>>43676857
Japan already did that, not as funny as it sounds
>>43676763
Atheism isn't a religion though.
You can have a dogmatic ideology in which atheism is mandatory, but atheism itself is not a religion.
>>43676975
Silence blasphemer! Hail Athe, Goddess of Logic and SCIENCE!
>>43676786
You can always get meat, fat and leather from them
>>43677027
With all the holes they keep escaping the butcher causing job cancellation spam!
>>43676879
What happened?
>>43677166
The whole carnivorous woman herbivore man situation. Aside from a few more female delinquents and a lower birth rate barely anything came out of it.
>>43677230
So what you're saying is that feminism is a cancer to society.
>>43677086
I blame the elves and drunk dwellers
>>43677270
Eh, I don't know, I like how Japan handled it instead of the constant crying of gaps. Its surely better to have woman studying and working to get themselves a job and a place in a good college than to have then crying about not getting the money and not being in a college while being idle.
>>43677270
That should be obvious without requiring wasting a generation of productivity and speeding up the collapse of western civilization.
>>43677350
It's still good to confirm in empirically
>>43677327If they're idle, maybe they should put some buns into the oven.
Everyone in this vault is a registered sex offender.
10% of the population are Elvis impersonators. A different 10% are rodeo clowns.
>>43677421
Every one is registered as a sex offender at birth for stretching their moms vagoo.
only gay marriage is recognized legally
The Vault is a kleptocracy
>>43677514
Fuck off faggot.
5 for Polygamy is legal, but only one male per unit. Bachelors do the grunt work.
>>43677555
Fucking; thieves guild pls go.
>>43677558
>Fuck off faggot.
Well, in that case, gay love is the only recognized form of love
>>43677612
gayfaggotry is illegal and punishable by death; lesfaggotry is allowed, but only if there's a dude watching or taking part; more than one dude counts as gayfaggotry.
>>43677555
Dubs trips confirms
>>43675157
The vault is filled with mutant subhumans
>>43677647
men and women are segregated into two halves of the vault and homosexuality is encouraged, only once every several years are they allowed to interact to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.
>>43677797
They're from Florida. Kind of redundant.
>>43676275
Vault confirmed to be considered the most "good" of all vaults.
The vault worships the mutant giant shark, and, by vault tec orders, are given holy text revolving around said shark, and say the shark is the only one who knows when the vault door will open.
His name is Malachai
>>43675157
Just as a quick list
These are the winners
>>43675275
>>43675315
>>43675395
>>43675425
>>43675545
>>43675615
>>43675705
>>43675915
>>43676005
>>43676165
>>43676275
>>43676465
>>43676495
>>43676975
>>43677505
>>43677555
And in case this end in 5
Everyone in the vault is trained as a ninja
>>43677821
All sex is made illegal except for the most genetically fit half of the male population being randomly selected to impregnate women as soon as they have recuperated from the last.
>>43677946
All occupants of the vault are injected with an experimental mutagen that allows for spore-based reproduction. No more sex for anyone.
>>43677910
These aren't suggestions:
>>43676005
>>43676275
>>43676975
>>43675705
Their only sport is volley ball
>>43678004
The vault is equipped with artificial wombs; everyone's genes are sequences, and randomly spliced together before being reconstructed and implanted into an artificial zygote. Newborns can have anywheres between 2 parents, to every member of the vault being their parent. No one knows who their parents are.
Under the vault, only through the overseers office, is a corridor that leads to a gigantic chamber, where there is a resident evil 1 style aquarium, where there is a gigantic shark, more than three times bigger then the mutant shark upstairs, that the vault worships. This includes sacrifices, and Wednesday sermons, and the smaller shark upstairs is considered An Oracle.
>>43678026
Doesn't matter
> Posts ending in 5 add to the Vault's description.
All Vault conflict is settled by Rap Battle and Dance off
>>43678050
The vault's occupants are actually not real people, they're robotic copies. Every 50 years or so, the oldest robots are disassembled and used to make new robots.
Playing Starcraft is mandatory
The vaults main source of settling arguments is through a hot dog eating contest, in which either contender must eat 5 Chicago styles hotdogs the fastest.
Hot dogs are considered sacred.
All the hallways in the vault are conveyor belts
>>43678101
The vault is actually a simulation, and the people are digital copies. Whenever a person "dies", a copy is made of their mind and is put into a pool with all other deceased. Whenever a child is born, a new mind is randomly generated from that pool.
The Overseer for life hates doing work and mostly reads books.
All pies other than rhubarb pie are banned
>>43677612
this butonly between two women
The punishment for theft is loosing a hand.
The ventilation has been infested by bees
>>43678158
The entire post-war Earth is simulated, in reality the world has been rendered completely uninhabitable.
There are no chairs in the vault, only oversized cushions and beanbags.
The currency of the vault is through fingernail clippings, the longer the more they are worth.
Also the shark in the vault is considered holy, an Oracle of the Greatest White in the depths of the earth.
>>43678183
This, except they bees died long ago.
Yet they still buzz around.
Zombees.
everyone in the vault is extremely proficient with swords
>>43675157
Missionary Super Mutants keep knocking on the door to talk about The Church of the Childrenof Atom
All fingers and toes are removed upon entry
>>43675157
Not sure I care for the ending in five rule. Anyway, a few ideas:
> Vault Dwellers are all physically modified to look identical (if male and female subjects are present, one model will be chosen for each)
> Vault Dwellers are placed in a single, massive room which has no walls or barriers.
> Vault Dwellers literally live in glass houses
>>43675915
everyone calls the robot 'Redoran'
The vaults baseball team is known as the Underground Pie Boys and they double as the vaults security team.
SPAM is considered Holy, and is multipurpose.
>>43678315
tribals made their way into the vault, and instead of killing them, they adopted their spear wielding tactics to fight mutant birds that found their way in though the ventilation shafts
There is a project to make shark-human hybrids.
Throughout the entire vault the floor is covered in a two inch layer of sand, and everywhere save the refridgerated sections are kept heated like a perpetual summer.
All vault dwellers are given a palm tree to raise. It is considered a crime of the highest order to let your palm tree die.
The rest of the aquarium is devoted entirely to seahorses
>>43678428
reroll
The mutant great white commands a legion of sharks with fucking laser beams attached to their heads
The chief engineer is a clone of abraham lincoln. Only a select few have ever noticed.
Becoming overseer requires you to marry the mutant great white shark
>>43675950
>>43676165
>>43678685
Congratulations on the shark waifu anon.
>>43678727
>waifu
It's a boy shark. Enjoy the shark cock, anon.
>>43678741
the shark is actually the robot crab AI that interacts with the overseer via VR, ala operation anchorage training sim
>>43678741
>shark cock
>not waifu material
TWO Hitlers are cloned, one want to gas supermutants and the other members of the brotherhood of steel. But both are extremely depressed because they can't leave the vault
>>43678865
Shark cock confirmed for waifu
The entire vault uses lava lamps for lighting
>>43675157
The Vault's only organised religion is the church of Pitbull and their chants are his club songs.
The vault is layed out and decorated like a tacky miniature golf course.
>>43678315
Redoran the crab-robot vault has one condition in order to open and release all Vault-dwellers; invade Mexico.
S.A.T.A.N. occasionally transports the bodies of deceased neckbeards into the vault.
The video feed from the vault populated completely with mimes and clowns has always been popular and some one always stays stationed in front of the TV to watch it so someone knows what happened. It's nearly becoming a cult.
>>43679935
The only one that knows about and watches the feed is the shark.
>>43679985
>>43679935
Noice
>>43679985
The shark is the only one who knows it's a live feed, the rest of the population think it's a nonstop show.
The Vault is equipped with a G.E.C.K.. However due to a paper work screw-up with Vault tech, it got one even though it was never meant to have one. It's been stored away safely in a side storage room connected to the Overseer's office under a heap of unused equipment and supplies. The vault dwellers likely don't even know what it is much less what it does.
>>43680036
I like this idea.
The vault has a fight club.
>>43676409
Re-rolling
One of the vaults dwellers drinks his own piss because he believes that the overseer planted mind control powder in the water supply
>>43680457
Reroll
>>43680457
You can always see him walking around with a jar of piss and piss ice
