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Welcome to d20Station, a rule light, low moderation server filled with custom content.
>ADMINS WHERE IS D20 WIKI I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING!
wiki located at
>http://robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/
Currently sorely in need of content.
>What the fuck is Space Station 13
A top down atmospherics simulator with a "whodunit" on top. Survive in the station and do your department's job, while fixing the problems that the antagonists cause.
>How the fuck do I play this game? I keep hitting myself with things.
Use OOC and ask someone for help on how to play. People will almost always help you get a grip of the game if you're polite about it, just don't reveal too much in-round information in OOC.
>Hey /tg/ station I...
We are a separate entity from /tg/ station, we just host our threads on /tg/ as the server was made by fa/tg/uys for elegan/tg/entlemen.
We occasionally run Dorfstation mode, a roundtype where the crew must build up from a bare-bones station. Dorf will be run less often then usual, probably on the first and/or last of every month now. Dorf is ran on a separate server, found at byond://76.16.8.127:28020
>How is this station different from [station]?
Join the server and read the rules and changelog (located at the top right of the game window). The changelog has been cleaned up to show changes starting from the base code of the /nt/ branch.
Code branch from NT (also named d20Station) is updated a few times every week with fixes and new content.
If you have a bug, contact an admin in-game or on the thread to report it.
Note: This is NOT SS13 general.
Any tips for playing 'ling? Always found it to be a difficult antag. Fun as hell, though.
>Open server, reading news and shit in other tab because it's morning
>Three ahelp BWOINKS. I just joined.
>All complaints about the same two guys
>Go in
>Watch one of the guys kill a curious assistant who walked through the no access sec maint door
>And by kill I mean magdump every single weapon he had on the dead guy
Admin PM to-Mrbark45/(Gamos Preos): I am wondering why you just overkilled a dude for walking into a door that does not require access.
Reply PM from-Mrbark45/(Gamos Preos): My station.
Reply PM from-Mrbark45/(Gamos Preos): AND MY SERVER!
Admin PM to-Mrbark45/(Gamos Preos): Oh n-no sorry sir I'm sorry for bothering you what ever will I do
Admin PM to-Mrbark45/(Gamos Preos): Oh yeah this
Reply PM from-Mrbark45/(Gamos Preos): Why are you stuttering in text?
ADMIN LOG: chowdermcarthor has banned mrbark45.
Reason: It's not your server.
This is a permanent ban.
>Look to see who the other guy is
>Jacknrod
>I already know the dude's getting a permaban.
>Doesn't help that I just banned his friend who obviously knew he got caught
>Start figuring out what was going on
>Jack and his metafriend (yeah people said they rarely saw them talk to eachother) were both assistants going around killing random doctors and hobos
>They then storm into R&D and kill every single person inside for literally no reason
>Seeing as they had the guns, they felt as if they could declare any scientist ever valid and starting killing any they saw
>They then declare martial law and use that as an excuse to kill anyone anywhere, engineers in engineering or maint, doctors in medical, etc. and they build R-walls in the main hall to keep people away from the bridge and sec.
>Around this point I join in
>Bobda says he has video evidence
>As I'm about to fucking adminbus him into the ground he gets knocked over by someone he slipped up on
>He succumbs the second he goes into crit then leaves
>Permaban
>This is the first thing I wake up to today
What is everyone's opinion on the best dimensions for a rage cage? I'm a fan of 6x6, it can't be too big or else spectators can't see but it can't be 2x2 because then it would just be a slapping match.
>>43638814
>Jacknrod
Tell /vg/ admins about that shit, he's a notorious shitter there that has a notes page a mile long. If he's going on other servers just to griff then that could easily lead him to be permabanned there.
>>43638955
I never found sharing ckey notes between servers worthwhile because everyone has wholly different rules and regulations between servers and how they want to enforce them
if he goes to fuck up /vg/ station i'm sure they'll ban him for blowing up a welding fuel tank or something
>>43638814Wasn't jacknrod but ningajai.
These people act so fucking similar I keep getting them mixed up out of the round.
When will we get another round of dorf station?
>>43638923
Make it bigger and rig up some cameras and arena traps.
>>43639396
When Freeman trusts people to build turrets.
hrm joined the server but my guy keeps staggerin stutterin and havin seisures
>>43638814
This is what happens when no admins are on every. single. time.
annnd it keeps timing out too.
>>43643575
You a hobo?
this server aint too good
>>43643687
only option availible
>>43638923
Green: Emitters
Blue: Exterior Glass
Grey: Electrified Grille
Remember, you need to place wire encircling the rage cage behind the grilles, not underneath, and then place live wires with knots under the grilles.
>>43643691
>shitposting
>>43643705
Thats why. Hobo start fucked up, starving and thirsty.
>>43643708
no really new to this game, there was only like two options and a 2 by the hobo so i assumed there were only 2 hobo slots left.
>>43643575
>>43643612
>>43643691
sounds like your internet is shit and you're also signing is as a guest
>>43643726
>playing as a guest
>>43643742
so i should make an acct?
>>43643726
The two means there are two. And if you sign in with a byond account, you can access more jobs.
>>43643751
Yes.
>>43643707
>Fit in grab and a throw
>Win
The point of a cage match is that everyone is fighting for as long as possible until they drop from exhaustion. Making touching a wall pretty much instant death is unnecessary, you may as well just have nothing there at all and count it as a ring out.
>>43643774
wtf does a dog corgi do? Go around biting hobos?
>>43643885
Are you an antag? If so go ahead, otherwise no.
>>43643809
rage cage should be deadly. that's the whole point
>>43644207
Rage cage is a glorious arena of man inflicted death. The brutality one person can inflict on another. A shock cage takes no skill! There is no sport in a simple shock and then death! A man should die looking in the eyes of the man who beat him to death with a floor tile.
I always liked unreinforced glass bordering the inside of a Rage Cage. No weapons at start, but if you're robust enough you can "make" glass shards as weapons by bashing that motherfucker against the wall.
>>43644337
rage cages are a fucking intergalactic treasure
>>43644207
>>43644337
>>43644404
>>43644422
On the dimensions of a rage cage, what do you guys think?
>>43642177
I'll build turrets if the server is ever up.
>people picking up where viktor left off
TELL ME OF THE RAT KING OF THE MAINT HALLS
>>43645658
>>43645658
The image Irvan posted is actually older than this server, from /tg/station, I think. The map it depicts is metastation, I believe.
Fuck this shit really.
>HOS doing shit
>Trying to deal with some shit IC then game freezes
>Unfreezes
>Person gets fed up with shitsec and leaves because I didn't respond to their ahelp
>be asscop, Frank Hooker
>set up the engine
>murders everywhere
>investigate
>suspect heavily arthur osteen, suspicious scienceman
>mime spirited away by arthur into xeno bio
>mime wrote message earlier calling arthur a killer
>suspicion at maxmimum levels
>investigate arthur
>ask if mime lives
>he says yes
>go out into space
>crack open that reinforced mime prison
>dead mime
>blood on the floor
>drag body secretly into outer space
>clone mime
>reassign new identity
>tell engineer my suspicions
>tell katie white, cat sleuth
>take out arthur solo
>take out his science helper
>tie them up to chairs
>interogation!
>katie helps rack up evidence
>evidence is lacking, heavily
>shouldn't have taken the corpse out into space
>fuck, so much pressure
>being asscop is hard
>louisa's prints appear
>interrogate her in brig
>dead silence
>finally give her paper
>"nigga u krazy i work in science"
>sweating.jpg
>have half a mind to just shoot every suspect dead
>fuck it
>suicide
>cont
>>43650512
>cont.
>mime with new identity goes through various phases
>first to chemist
>then to janitor
>finally captain
>fast forward near end
>shuttle arrives
>shoot out bursts out
>many dead
>the traitors were pic related
>mother.fucking.mime
I'm really surprised that people liked the Alice thing considering it wasn't planned and I was just making shit up as I went along, both with the android and the event as a whole. It was a lot of fun playing Alice though, I'm glas that people liked the Android.Also Varona if you're reading this I'm sorry I ddin't respond to your ahelp as you would have liked but you gave me literally a minute to even figure out what was going on before you just up and left, jesus.
>be head of security, slare no
>equip self with trenchcoat and dermal head thing
>decide to be nice to everyone, hard difficulty
>captain announces on radio free all access
>10+ player game
>impossible difficulty
>have two security officers, treat them well
>make sure everyone understands I give second chances
>clown comes in and wants to be a bro
>let him take security gear and make sure my officers know he's cool
>clown is a real nigga
>ben whatever immediately runs into armory the second he gets access
>unload entire clip of stun ammo into him and cuff
>"now now friend, let's just calm down here"
>give him brig for 5 minutes, let him out 4 minutes later
>keep station as clean as possible while performing duties
>while planning for a security barbecue, officer tells me of a man trying to steal from the armory
>they say he stabbed them with a spear
>go on into maint and look for him
>ask him if he needs medical help, be nice to him
>he stabs me
>"hey now let's just calm down ok"
cont
cont
>he runs out of sec maint
>follow him and ask him to calm down again
>he attacks a sec officer at the doors to brig
>officer hits him with stun stick
>he teleports into my office, stunned
>reactive tele armor
>alright, that's enough
>stun him and have officer cuff him
>buckle him in a comfy chair
>sec is comfy af right about now
>decide to still be nice, as I am a good christian
>"I just wanted to ask if you wanted help"
>"you seemed distraught"
>"okay how about we just get you situated and talk it out"
>put his stuff on table, tell security officers to be nice
>tell him i'll let him go but he has to be good
>"we're all friends here"
>let him go, give him his stuff but take reactive armor
>he says: "i'm just going to go back and take it"
>"that's okay, just be nice"
>wait around a bit
>start getting stuff for security barbecue
>clown talking about a ling
>don't know anything, just being nice
>take metal and start building tables in cells after cutting apart the walls
cont again
>>43651049
Alice is best station waifu.
>>43651655
>Am clown
>Think Slare is a changeling
>Lock him in for more than 1 literal hour doing forensic tests
>Was innocent
>>43651049
I think part of the fun was that she was interesting and new, something I had never remembered being on the station before. It was also a little more acceptable to 'waifu' her.
>>43651655
Dude, I am so sorry about that round. That round is somewhat funny in hindsight, but man, I went from a silly sec officer who literally went 'you just caused me emotional pain, I'm going to have to talk to my counselor' to an evil cop that was beating prisoners and on the verge of shooting.
>Why did I trust the clown
>Why did I spend so much time trying to keep the insane guy in the permabrig locked up instead of just leaving him or shooting him
>Why did I not just let you out after the fifteenth time the clown went "but THIS forensic scan says..." and it became obvious that he was grasping for reasons to keep you locked up
>Why did I let myself become so scared of a changeling when it would have been nearly impossible for one to disguise as you anyway and we would have found your body somewhere
>why did I bring noodles to a barbaque man you don't bring noodles to a barbaque
>>43651699
>>43651718
>tfw medical laptop says no DNA in database when there is
Thats what made it take nearly 1 hour.
Also, how'd you appear dead and then resurrect afterwards
>>43651750
I was a completely innocent, clown of the Honkforce.
Also, the only way you can repent for Barbeque Noodles is by exiling yourself from SS13 and go on a long journey, gaining knowledge, wisdom, intellect and peace before returning.
cont, this is going to be long
>clown closes shutters on cells while i'm building tables
>"uh hey, that's not very nice"
>he says: "just wait a minute"
>"okay"
>sit around for 5 minutes
>ask if i can get a wrench to move table and fix things in room
>"no"
>ask for the doors to be opened
>"no"
>act cool, being nice
>they tell me that they think i'm a ling
>"I don't think i'm a ling, but if you must.."
>sit there for 30 minutes asking for stuff
>they give me a wrench
>need light bulbs
>"no"
>clown wants my clothes
>keep jumpsuit, o2 tank, belt of security stuff, pda
>put rest in backpack and put at door
>tell them what I didn't put in
>30 more minutes of waiting
>ben whatever his name is comes in with a double barrel, tells me to cut the shit
>"I am not a changeling."
>"I have done nothing."
>SHOT TWICE
>bleeding out
>just before i hit crit, yell on radio that ben is going to shoot me
>they drag me out and heal me
>healed
>don't do anything
>they throw me back in
>sit around
>ben is thrown in
>please do not
>HE PULLS THE DOUBLE BARREL
>PLEASE OH DEAR GOD
>shows me it has no ammo
>o-okay
>sit around with him
>he tries to escape
>gets bent
>whatdidyouexpect.jpg
>eventually he goes brain dead
>alone again
>clown talking about how my fingerprints don't match
>"there are two prints on here that aren't in the database"
>yours and mine
>can you tell me the prints
>sends one
>check it on pda sec records
>it's mine
cont againagain
>>43651757
*deathgasp?
i was really just pranking you
How did the BioMass infestation occur?
cont
>he doesn't believe me
>pls i beg
>"no"
>clown decides that BRAIN REMOVAL IS THE ONLY OPTION
>gets surgery equipment
>yeah no this is where the ride ends
>he comes in
>run around table
>he follows
>tell him no twice more
>he says: "Slare"
>"NO"
>run to exit of room
>open door with pda because i could have opened it like most of the time because they eventually just opened the shutters
>he follows with a stun stick
>pull my own stun stick
>stuncuff
>"Slare stunned me"
>NONE OF THAT
>go back in cell
>strip him and take his stuff
>one of my sec officers comes to door
>dramatic af
>"Slare"
>"Are you a ling?"
>"no"
>"Slare"
>"If I let you out of here, will you kill me?"
>"no"
>"Okay."
>he steps back
>I walk out
>"So help me god, if you kill me.."
>get my backpack
>holy shit security is a fucking pigsty
>equip stuff
>give clown back his stuff in cell, leave him there
>look around station
>biomass, insane russian man, whole place is a shitshow
>tell them this
>"w-we were doing stuff.."
>"no"
>go back to brig
>clown gets out of cell
>"okay."
>see man in my office with no id and no jumpsuit
>"think I found your changeling, senpai."
>"What's your proof?"
>"A MAN'S INTUITION"
>i was entirely wrong but whatever
>stun him
>act manly
>throw in prison after using him to break window of armory and shocking the shit out of him
>ivan the crazy russian man runs in brig and tries to stun me
>dodge
>pulls out flamethrower
>shoots at me
sorry for bumping so hard, cont
>>43651865
Anyways, sorry about the changeling fiasco. We couldve become the best of security bros.
cont I am genuinely sorry for this
>he hits me
>run the fuck out through maint
>he follows but I get away
>get to arrivals
>reload pistol
>some sec officer comes through the game room to arrivals
>NOPE.JPG
>don't shoot because nice guy, ask about ivan
>says she's been the captain's bitch the whole day
>"ok"
>suddenly russian man comes out of biomass with flamethrower
>SHOOTS AT ME AND SEC GIRL
>try very hard
>was not prepared for this anal burning
>he destroys me and her
>pray "please dear christ let me set this right"
>"no"
>pray "i BEG OF YOU"
>"can't"
>pray "I SAT IN A CELL FOR AN HOUR"
>pray "AND I WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME, I HAVE TO PEE SO FUCKING BAD HOLY SHIT"
>"sorry man, can't"
>FUCK
>die
>rip
I hate my life.
sorry for posting so much
was a fun round regardless, but dear god was I a fool to try impossible difficulty HoS on a 10+ player round
>>43651878
COULD HAVE
>>43651807
To be fair, it wasn't entirely the clown's plan. My limited experience with changelings taught me that a changeling wouldn't just waltz into the brig if he could get away with it, so I figured tricking you in would be the way to go. I'm honestly surprised you went - he was accusing you of being a changeling, after all. Pretty directly. And then it became 'he's being polite and acting totally innocent? A LING would be polite and acting totally innocent!'
The long wait was unforgivable, though, and I had no idea bout what Ben did. He'd been mucking around from the start, but I couldn't exactly keep him out of security.
>>43651865
And...again, sorry. But the 'stuff' we were referring to was all the shit you came out to see, with another insane prisoner on top of that. I was mad. Dramatic as fuck mad. 'Build a flamethrower to purge the biomass' mad. And I am not really ever a clever or on the ball person.
>>43651916
If only the medical laptop search worked.
The duo that never happened
>>43651916
>let me set this right
I have never used this gif so legitimately in my life. That's how every round as security I play ends - I've been messing up all round, failing at every turn, being the worst security officer and least robust, and all I want to do is do my job right at least once. And I just can't do it.
I was hoping this would be a fun round - slightly less players, three security total to help share the burden instead of just one or two, everyone being silly and chill in the beginning.
>>43651960
He was too un-Slarelike.
>>43648987
Yeah it's the original Cuban Pete bomb.
>>43652549
Wasn't Cuban Pete's near infinite power or was it all exaggerated?
Cause 26~ devastation bombs are not rare at all on most servers that tators can pay to have the cap removed.
>>43652577
It's not the only time he made a bomb I'm sure, but this was back when bomb code was not as hard as it is now. I think Pete did an AMA on the r/ss13 subreddit and he said he just made a normal bomb.
>>43652597
Ah I saw that but also heard he used negative gas content to cause some spaghetti infinite devastation explosion.
More complicated toxins content that allows past 16 devastation bombs when?Actual non antag use other than mining when?
>guy wastes three respawns on ebin griff and fuckery
>one of them was as a chemist, immediately loots his old body and makes polysmoke
>somehow stumbles onto a hilariously broken mixture that covers every tile in range with polysmoke
>dies, respawns again, dies and quits, gets cloned
>don't ban him since slare was muddying up the waters with unprovoked attacks anyway
>fucking slare
>later, doing some coding for salvage when i see the exact same mixture used
>some dude just bombed the HoP with polysmoke
>loots his body
>check who list
>give him an immediate ban because new key, obvious griefer
>check who list again and go to check out the other player, since that was suspicious as fuck
>he's logged back in, wasn't on the who list before the ban
>go to his body to check his IP
>he's stepped out of the cryopod, immediately beelines for the dead HoP in the dorms
>just ban him
>pms me since he dindu nuffin
>tell him nothing of value was lost anyway
>'don't go to d20 tomorrow'
epic
>>43652615
what exactly do you expect to be able to do with a bomb besides blow shit up
>>43652798
>'don't go to d20 tomorrow'
Does this nerd think having the entire station wiped out is something special?
>inb4 shitty 3 devastation bombs.
>>43652830
chances are he won't even try anything more complicated than 'try to murder people and use chem grenades' since that's literally all he's been capable of so far
griefers aren't smart people
>>43650555
>>43650512
You did rather well. It's not your fault they were good traitors
>>43651833
Ivan planted that shit. And then backstabbed the captain and everyone that tried to stop it.
>>43653833
Using the Biomass as cover for soviet gorilla-warfare was Fun.
any way i could get unbanned?
>>43654590
post ckey and a good reason
>>43638814
>As Louisa
>Carp outside science's window
>grab a crowbar and wait to kill it, then fix the hull breach
>Nernums as Shawn out of the fucking closet and space me when l'm about to fix it
>Later he kills Kat and we find out he killed the maid too
>no Antag
>Kat gets cloned and kills his murderous ass, Shawn gets gibbed later
>arguing why the fuck he did this and he tries to reason murder because of a easily fixable hull breach
>bus my body to derelict so nobody can find it
Well, the only reason l clinged to this server was because you were reasonable with me many times and made the place enjoyable to everyone, it's kind of a shock when you get up to a guy like Nernums with his policy of senseless murders and it's all right as long as he's the one doing it without even being antag, l guess l just need to play when he's not on or something, still distressing.
pyromaniak666
it says something about poor ban evade attempt not sure what that means, i didn't change my ip or anything
>>43651750
changelings can use a stealthy extract dna string to absorb genomes without actually killing people, and can change into those people after extracting.
>>43654665
>ADMIN LOG: Failed Login: Pyromaniak666 id:413810876 ip:174.105.247.56 - Banned ckey/id
>ADMIN LOG: Failed Login: Generalchaos id:413810876 ip:174.105.247.56 - Banned ckey/id
>ADMIN LOG: Failed Login: Pyromaniak666 id:413810876 ip:174.105.247.56 - Banned ckey/id
gee I wonder what it means
>>43654665
You have the same computer ID as a banned guy named "GeneralChaos" who insisted on using respawns and using the "you killed my twin" clause to try and justify getting information from previous lives and murdering people.
>>43654662
>making a breach just to kill a meagre carp
the amount of salt you spewed in deadchat was beyond amazing
while i've chewed out nernums before for killing people for petty shit, i can't disagree with him here - you made the breach, you can leave through it. simple as.
as for the other kills, i don't know the context about them and can't make comment.i was pretty tempted to knock that body off into space, myself, especially considering people who had been ghosts a little while before were looking to retrieve it
>muh meta knowledge
>>43654665
that must be why it was a poor ban evade
more than 1 account is ban evasion?
i accidentally use same character name before respawn
generalchaos was banned because pyromaniak666 was banned first
>>43654787
>you made the breach, you can leave
l've been taught to avoid killing crew members for pitiful reasons and l've always keep it like that, you say my only argument was calling "shitter" but your only boils down to salty calling and glorifying murder, guy just ninja'd out of a closet and spaced me, l literally didn't know he even existed, killing someone is way worse than breaking some easily replaceable tiles, you're defending him purely because he's you buddy, so it's not like l have any hope to make you recognize my point.
>>43654791
of course it is, trying to use a different account to log in while banned on the other is a blatant attempt at ban evasion.
>>43654814
i dont need to look up logs to know there was no accident considering the note, which is automatically applied from the ban, is a quote from something you said
>11-Nov-2015 | Banned for 10080 minutes - Jimmy Sagan says, "u killed my twin" ~chowdermcarthor
>>43654843
pyromaniak666 has no notes at all, indicating that, surprisingly, it has not been banned before at all
give me 1 more chance please, probation maybe?
>>43655045
policing retards all day is hard enough without knowing that one of them is going to fuck up anyways
>>43655145
hardmode initiated
>mfw Nernums tries to kill me for trying to gib a dead pokémon master on station
>he gets Crit at medbay
>despawns and bans me from Chemist and Medical Doctor after me and another doctor Crit him because I wasn't doing medical stuff when nothing interesting was going on
>>43655276
>when asked why the guy is dead they said ___ killed them
>ask why ___ killed them "lol i dunno"
>gets job banned from medical for wanting to gib people for luls instead of doing their job of cloning them
>>43654787
Its still no fucking reason to kill her. Its what nernums always does. Instead of punching people in the face and telling them to fix stuff, he valid kills the shit out of people.
>>43654967
>you're defending him purely because he's you buddy
thanks mister psychic for telling me exactly what i'm thinking and why i'm doing anything, can you tell me the lottery numbers next
you're doing absolutely nothing to persuade me to your side with that
i'm seriously surprised you haven't pitched a shitfit like this before, considering that people get killed for dumb shit all the time here
and to boot this is really, really tame in comparison to some of the shit i've yelled nernums down for.
in the future don't make breaches to kill trash mobs you fucking idiot
>>43655427
i've been beating him over the head whenever he does that, but this time i don't really care because this louisa chick is fucking braindead
>>43655448
I get a hateboner every time i see how he pulls out eguns out of his ass as a non-antag engineer. Just to shoot and yell at people that ask him what the fuck he is doing. Like when he is stabbing people for silly reasons, or if he breaks into secured areas like the uplifted greytider he is.
>>43655448
I feel like Nernums is cool whenever he's not playing. Then he goes full retard when he's actually in the game.
>>43655448
>in the future don't make breaches to kill trash mobs you fucking idiot
"Ow, a breach, better space that guy" , he could have done exactly what >>43655427 said, instead he fucking kills people, the whole point of any non-antag is to avoid killing people nedlessly, do you stuff carry on, also
>pitched a shitfit like this before, considering that people get killed for dumb shit all the time here
Just because a lot of shitters do shit doesn't validate murdering on a daily basis, l don't have a problem with these guys, they kill people and most know they are doing something wrong and even leave the chat right after they're killed, but thinking you're murdering people and still believing your right is the problem.
>>43655621
literally talking in circles now
also
>i-it's okay if i think they think they're doing something wrong!
fuck do i miss the days before we went public
feels like we've gone too heavy-handed with moderation after that and now every player is some hugbox faggot who thinks they should never ever be killed
>>43655276
was that pokemon master Chip Gray?
that was fun while it lasted.
I managed to get a live carp and renamed it to magikarp.
it got me and then died in the end.
>>43655763
It was Emerson Something.
>>43655776
Oh right Emerson Garden or something.
I had random name on accidentally.
>>43655729
maybe they think they shouldn't be killed because admins should uphold some sort of integrity instead of having spontaneous murderboners?
>>43655729
The whole problem is not the killing itself, you're still defending murder and somehow while thinking it's right for some reason, the whole shit could even be avoided if he just "Ok, that was funny, lemme fix ya up" killing and hiding the evidences, killing the people trying to investigate into this, there's a lot of wrong shit you can really justify.
>>43650555
wait the mime won that round even though he died at dock?
>>43654787
>HE MADE A BREACH SO HE MUST LEAVE THROUGH IT
>grab a crowbar and wait to kill it, then fix the hull breach
Space yourself. Or rather, ban the coder who made carp break through windows. What the fuck, killing people who fight carp who break windows AND GO TO FIX IT is OK now?
I guess gunning Nernums down if he ever goes to fix a fire or is loitering with intent near a wall being broken as an engineer is OK because "clearly he is at fault"
>>43655859
bring it nerd
>>43655880
You forgot your ironic anime dokurochan image senpai.
>>43655822
i'm not even defending the shit after it
but you can freely get fucked because i hold absolutely no sympathy for you anymore.
everything was solved IC after that, even, there is literally no reason for you to be bitching so hard besides being the saltiest motherfucker alive
the only other thing wasi teleported the two people who died in space trying to save your sorry ass back to the station
>>43655859
>just standing around waiting for the carp to breach
>instead of doing literally anything else like walking out of its sight
you may as well be breaching it yourself
there are exactly two places in science with windows exposed to space, and neither are places you -have- to be
for fucks sakes she even walled up the xenobiology window earlier, showing that she at least had the resources to solve the problem permanently instead of making a breach
>>43655822
Please do stop.
You're just digging yourself a deeper hole, and at best now you're going to leave the admins with a bad impression of you, even if you apologize or something.
I like your character, but you seem to just get upset too easily, just stop.
>>43655859
Those windows are really shit, l hate having so many fucking windows and occasionally grabbing the attention of a few ones when l try to build something near it, l just find it easier to break then and replace then with walls, >>43655910
l never had any of your sympathy, you made ir pretty clear with all this twisted reasoning, also, you don't really lose much space walling up xenobio but those other windowed sections get even smaller if you wall it up without removing the windows, so l just waited to kill the carp and replace it but
>howing that she at least had the resources to solve the problem permanently
Aparently, you can't fix a breach if you're dead, and making a breach is apparently a crime punishable by death.
>>43655989
l react really badly to that kind of dickery, l've been killed thousands of times and most of it were amusing deaths, but this time had no sportsmanship , l'm not really worried with leaving a bad impression seemingly terrible people ,and l'm pretty sure it's already stained so no hurting in going any further, l just wanted to hear a "ok, we fucked up, sorry" that disables me faster than anything, also, sorry if l'm disturbing you in any way.
>>43656119
The problem isn't that you're making a bad impression on a few seemingly terrible people, it's that you're making a bad impression for the admin team as a whole, who can see this, and will remember it next time you get in trouble.
>>43656119
ask whiteeagle how that went
>>43656167
Lol, here we go with whiteeagle again.
>>43656167Oh my god I'm realising the similarities.
The hatred with one admin, the constant bitching in the thread over something so minute that it doesn't even matter, the actual incident, the only difference is that this one's not using a name.
>>43656167
whiteagle rebanned when
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>>43656398
maybe i should ban them and laugh as they go fucking nuclear
but i'd rather not have the thread unusable for a month
>>43656410
Do you feel in charge?
To be frank, given that everything got sorted out IC anyway this is all a little excessive.
>Louise did something a bit dumb
>Nernums overreacted
>Other people got involved and got dunked >Nernums got dunked later
>Round ended
>No-one got banned for petty reasons
>Round had no long term consequences
To play spehssmen requires a certain degree of zen regarding your inevitable death. Death is not permanent and respawning is enabled in the cases where retrieving your corpse just isn't happening.
By the way, I'm going to go and rework posters.
Here's a preview of one of the newer ones.
>>43659204
Make one about drow spies.
And remove the rescue rangers, we dont even have them here
>>43659771
>implying any dumb drow can spy on me and lolololofenim done playing fallout its time for spaceman
>decide to play a round as assistant and make a bigger and better clownmart
>unfortunately 60 seconds into grabbing basic gear the captain yells out over the radio that he's giving out free all access
>mfw
>lee grabs access and immediately raids the armory and security for some reason
>hand ID to captain
>someone turns off the APC to the hop's office for some reason
>captain can't figure out how to get it back on and opts to ask for where else an ID console is
>goes to medbay with my ID
>walk around IDless for a bit
>greens as fuck security officer walks out of the fucking brig with a taser drawn
>inquire as to why he has his weapon at the ready and if he plans to shoot me up like a common nigger
>"it's code blue"
>tell him having "weapons visible" doesn't mean having "weapons out", his taser is much better left in his armor holster or belt until he needs it
>walks back into the brig
>lee walks in
>knowing exactly what is about to happen I stand outside and watch
>officer over-reacts and starts trying to shoot lee
>lee easily stuns him
>for about five or ten minutes lee and this officer run around in the brig shooting each other and beating one another with batons
>officer also left all his lockers open
>finally captain comes back after being off the radar this entire time I screamed for my ID
>starts tossing out nameless captain ids to everyone
>PDA refuses it
>ask for MY ID
>somehow he has it with access and gives it to me
>go to EVA and start work
>clear the place out of junk and get what's needed in there
>trade a guy a box of tools for his hazard vest
>lookin' fine
>by this time people are calling for help over the radio and then mysteriously go silent
>everyone is too busy stealing shit with all access to care
>fireice is the only person seemingly trying to do anything
>yells for help at sec
>ehh not my problem
>yells the guy has a stechkin
>now my problem
>head to sec, go in open doors
>black guy with purple hair in a trenchcoat dragging around corpses
>>43664494
>get danger close to him more by accident than anything
>manage to get out "friend" before he draws a baton and nearly smacks my shit
>quickly pull flare gun and shoot at him
>blind myself for a few seconds in the process, he's not blinded because he has sunglasses
>mash keys and hope I avoid his taser shots I can hear
>shoot him again
>blinded but still up
>and with the third shell
>still blinded but still up
>manage to nick a baton from the ground and smack him in the face with it, beat him a few times and he goes into crit since he was on the cusp of it anyways
>find the stechkin in question and a few mags
>pocket some of the goods
>tell everyone that we're calling the fucking shuttle because the crew is in anarchy, security and the armory is wide open, traitors have murdered half of us, and nobody set up power proper yet
>rusty and some other nerd are quick to vocalize opposition to it without any real reason
>call it
>someone recalls it
>someone smashes the console and ends up calling it on the 25 minute timer
>sometime in this clusterfuck I got back to EVA shop
>captain respawns as the head of security
>goes to murder someone
>tries to grab his previous life's hear
>joltyx questions him
>"it has better armor" and "-\_0.o_/-" were two responses we got back
>ask him how badly he wants to play here
>"7/10 would mess around on again"
>ban him for 20,000 minutes
>rusty in full captain garb mysteriously following me around rather closely
>get on edge whenever i'm near him
>eventually shuttle gets here but someone bombs arrivals and EVA for no reason
>get on shuttle
>rusty tries to weld the shuttle doors shut
>tell him to stop being an asshole and stun him
>he says "it's just a prank"
>resolve to space him for being so shit
>he tries to hide in the sleeper
>20 units sleep toxin into him
>tell him the sleep tox was just a prank bro
>some guy in a mining hardsuit busts in the port side of the shuttle with a fireaxe
>hides in the bridge
>>43664494
>lee grabs access and immediately raids the armory and security for some reason
are you sure it was me i normally wouldn't do that?
>>43664670
>>43664666
also i haven't played in a few days excluding today
>>43664666
>starts shooting lasers at people through the cockpit door for some reason
>I have bigger fish to fry
>like rusty who is about to take a nap from sleep tox
>luckily the miner busted open the port side windows for me
>shuttle gets rolling, rusty collapses
>in addition to being a fuckass he was being a dick vocally over the radio to me the entire round
>whisper to his sleeping form "this is just a prank, bro" and toss him off the shuttle
>someone asks me "wait why?"
>I tell them it's just a prank, share a laugh with me guy
>shuttle docks
>one traitor I killed failed
>rusty was a traitor and failed
>one traitor succeeded and he wasn't the guy in the mining/engineering hardsuit or whatever who broke into the shuttle
>guy who broke into the shuttle had killed no less than six people with a fire axe and shit
>ban him for a bit when he doesn't do anything to explain why he started killing people as non-antag
>>43664670
some cargotech that I think had your appearance, I can't remember exactly if it was you. Had the black hairdoo and black eyes and was playing cargo tech so I can only assume
also I checked the logs to confirm and I did say "lee stop that god damn nigger" or something to that effect.
still don't know if it was actually you because you disappeared the rest of the round
>>43664795
you are thinking of rusty some shitter.the same shitter that kicked me in the head a few days ago while we had our bleach drinking altercationi dont play cargotech anymore and raiding the armory in a non emergency is the highest form of niggetry
>Play traitor Janitor who just has to take blueprints
>Let People build this new "Rage Cage" thing they want instead of calling shuttle
>Shot and Beaten to Death because Slare "Got bored"
>Play Traitor Mime who just needs blueprints, again just wait for the shift to end peacefully
>Station Explodes
>Play Chaplain trying to mediate between folks what want to kill each other
>Everything finally quiet until a captain arrives and starts executing folks over stolen equipment
>Beaten to death
I love this game. Knight and cleric customs when. Those RPG dolls are just mocking me now. They just look so virtuous
>>43664795
>>guy who broke into the shuttle had killed no less than six people with a fire axe and shit
>>ban him for a bit when he doesn't do anything to explain why he started killing people as non-antag
Just come on people.
>tfw we'll never have Monkey Skeleton Borg Rusty turned into Riddick back into Rusty Traitor Captain Rusty
>>43665081
There are a few outfits that look like cleric gear in the autodrobe or autolathe. I'm not sure about Knight gear, but there's probably something that would work for it.
Also, the chaplain is already basically a cleric. They can channel positive energy with the Bible, their Null Rod deals extra damage to cults (not that we have any), and he can make Holy Water and Kosher Salt, the former being good for plants and redeeming cultists, the latter being something that can nullify and reset the cooldown of ghost powers.
>>43666418
there is nothing that is plate armor/scale mail or anything of the sort that works for knights, only roman stuff which is fairlyboring now.
>religious nut cleric
>as fun as a badass dude in plate armor and a longsword mending your issues
>>43666827
>weld someone into plate armor
>Make iron man.
>>43666827
Cleric gets knight styled hardsuit when?
>knight clothes
its easy you just put on a bedsheet and carry around a torch and a crossburn a big capital T outside sciencethe T stands for TIME to leave
>>43664494
>>43664666
>>43664795
>decide to go RD again
>no science team, just me
>"hey guise all access being handed out"
>fuck this shit I just wanna science
>weld science shut before greytide can steal everything not attached to the floor
>get R&D done and do a bit of toxins SCIENCE
>APC stays powered through magic or someshit
>overall pretty calm round as the station falls to shit around me
>>43643809
Yeah, electrified grills and emitters basically turns this into lethal sumo BUT without the glorious greatness of every sumo match ending with at least one extremely large guy being thrown onto the front row of the audience.
>>43668159
Rage cage variant rules:
Ultimate Dangerman:
Set up a particle accelerator in the center of the ring. 2 tiles above and below. Put disposals in the corners so that moving into the corner moves you to the other side.
Put a Singularity generator on one edge, just out of the accelerator beam.
???
Profit.
>>43652830
it's a meme you dip
>>43666418
Yeah but they don't have the holy oomph that the all white outfit brings. The bishop outfit is nice but the hat seems off to me. The white robe trumps it with simplicity
in your opinions, who is the best admin and who is the worst? GO
>>43668951
No.
>>43668951
>best admin
errorage
>worst admin
themittani
>>43668679
Ooo,what about Singulo Ball, each team has an "end zone" consisting of a particle accelerator's beam and there's a singulo generator in the middle of the pitch.
First team to set up the generator in their opponent's endzone wins.
>>43669031
>mittani
Wait, he played ss13? Shit, I only know of him from EVE.
we're in need of any robust badasses to save us on the station
do you guys like SPIDERS?
we need people do deal with SPIDERS
>>43668951
>Best
Nernums not in game
>Worst
Nernums in game
>>43668951
>best
Gfern or Mezzo
>worst
that one time Lee was an admin for a round orNernums :^)
>>43668951
>Best
Mezzo
>Worst
The rest
>>43650512
>>43650555
Ah that was a fun game, patience was key. After casting doubt on Arthur all I had to to do was wait. Spent most of the time as Janitor playing music, even when psycho droid came running past. She looked at me while i was playing music, and I just kept playing. Eventually with the paper writing and caps armor convinced hobo that was armed to help me take down Arthur on the shuttle. After that was gg. Don't feel bad man you did yer best as sec.
>>43670222
Best part about that, was that I even planned my death in captivity when he put me in. I punched myself to death even with handcuffs on(dont ask me how that worked, somehow it did.) After that was a simple matter of making ectoplasmic arrows and waiting for "rescue"
no one else available to join to save us? T_T
>>43670246
Hard as fuck though playing as a traitor mime, no real way to communicate, so most of the time is spent laying low. Arthur kept himself in science most of the game so there was no real opportunity to actually go and murderize him like I wanted to. In the end, all I could do was wait for the inevitable shuttle and take action then.
>>43670334
Breaking and entry is a thing, fellow human.
>>43670371
Nah he always had assistants, plus tasers. No way I would have been able to take him down and still make it off on the shuttle alive. Maybe could have done a bomb , mean I had access to chems, but Frank and sec were actually doing a pretty good job of keeping watch.
>>43670405
Spider station is finally over.
>>43670252
No, and never.
>>43664494
>playing as Emergency Oxygen Von Tank, Medical Doctor
>entire round is a clusterfuck
>get given a nameless captain ID in medbay and use it to promote myself to CMO with the CMO's id laptop
>hear about shit going on in the brig, go to investigate
>janitor just chilling there mopping up blood, armory doors are locked
>hit the button, there's like two bodies in there
>go back to medbay to grab some bodybags
>apparently another guy ran into the armory and got wrecked
>fucksake
>get back, janitor's still there
>suspicious as fuck
>guy runs in and immediately tries to kill the janitor, gets hurled into the armory
>it's an obvious respawn shitter
>that explains it
>tell the janitor that for a moment the situation looked really suspicious
>start collecting bodies, janitor walks off
>suddenly the armory shutters close right behind me, crushing a body i was dragging
>what the fuck
>janitor walks out of the HoS office
>it all makes sense now
>act oblivious, pack bodies into bags and pull them to medbay, still a couple in the armory
>get back there, chill a bit, wait for the janitor to go into the HoS office
>open the airlock so that it makes a sound, but don't actually step in
>shutters close, button in the HoS office flashes
>bingo
>i'd picked up and turned on stun baton earlier
>draw it just as the janitor steps out and try to stun him
>wait no i didn't draw it
>fucking misclicked
>just disarm him instead
>end up in a pitched battle, he's tossing fucking mousetraps everywhere and i'm ducking into a locker to take cover from his shit
>take a few bullets without seeing any firing prompt, immediately notice that it's a stetchkin, call it out over radio
>sitting in locker with an empty taser, half empty NT10
>mousetrap lands outside the locker, briefly open the locker to disarm it and toss it away
>taser to the face
>fuck, played like a fiddle
>yell out over radio that i'm now getting killed in sec
>critted
>>43670864
Thanks Lucy.
Say hi to Mr. Cypher for me, will ya?
>>43671220
>wake up later in medbay, flopping out of the clone pod
>get alkysine for my troubles, mix up some ryetalyn
>start working on cloning some of the bodies around me
>ask if we got the guy
>yes
>okay cool
>notice that the shuttle's been called, rush to get people cloned as fast as possible
>shuttle arrives, one of the clones was pushed out by medbay being de-powered
>say 'fuck it' and shove all the clones and bodies into a bodybag
>struggle to get to the shuttle
>but the air there is intensely hot, and i collapse meters away from the shuttle doors
>leaves without me
>mfw
>>43666827
i considered adding some armour to the game a while back, but never really got around to it
the closest was the templar gear, which didn't look too great and was designed for adminbus/events only, anyway
maybe i'll ge around to it sometime
>>43666418
the null rod can also be used to force wizard spells and ghost abilities to recharge again, so it's fairly useful for dealing with flashing bulbs and ectoplasm everywhere
but kosher salt is a more permanent solution
Yo, can someone remind me how to play this in a browser?
>>43671422
It doesn't work, last intel I got.
>>43671297
Ok, just let me find my pants...
>>43671454
Darn
>>43671498
what's this from?
>>43672335
SMT.
Strange Journey, I believe.
>tfw hearing about that pimpmasterq guy you guys banned ages ago and his alt [mammothgrinder] shitting up other servers and getting caught and banned
People never do change, don't they?
>>43672718
I think this is why I tend to ban people for a long time if I do ban them and never unban them of my own volition
>hobo gets off the shuttle
>finds a crowbar
>goes to the bar
>finds another hobo minding his own business
>starts bashing his face in
>get an ahelp from good hobo at this point
>look into it
>shit hobo is just bashing good hobo to death with a crowbar
>bashes him a good 20 more times after death
>ahelp him with "I couldn't help but notice the first thing you do when you get on the server is grab an unrobust weapon and kill people through sheer dumb luck, can you explain"
>ignored for a good minute
>ask him if he knows how to reply to ahelps
>at this point he hasn't even said anything IC
>still ignored
>ban him for 600 minutes
>players like this exist
>>43672884
>>43672884
People kill each other for no reason in this server, it's just natural.
>>43673475
nothing happens for no reason champ
also nobody wordlessly walks off the shuttle and tries to kill someone with a crowbar without saying anything the entire round, they'd at least grab a spear or something more robust first and stop poking once they're dead
>>43673609
Maybe the other hobo just fucked with him or something, unless he did mean shit like spaced/or gibbed the other hobo, we've been killing loads of hobos and nobody said anything yet, most of these guys are new people trying to test robustness or something, l've saw a couple of people just arrive and start killing all cats and dogs, and every braindead on sight using the clumsiest methods for some mysterious reason.
>>43673717
What are you trying to justify here?
>>43673754
l just find remorseless killers amusing, it's kinda nice having a cunt with a dozen of murders on his belt as a target, we usually have so many weapons and so little to shot.
>>43673807
It is one thing to kill without remorse, and another to kill without reason.
>>43673831
I've been killing hobos since being able to play as one was a thing, l've burned their skin with flamethrowers, blew them up with grenades, and one day l dream on bringing nuclear ordinance on these savages, every time l do it nobody sees and the hobos somehow don't complain, l was about to make the hobos give me reasons to kill them, but one killed the other and now l found myself murderbone-blocked.
>>43672884
I had that happen last night.
>Hear explosion
>Two people respawn around the same time, one as a HOP, one as an assistant
>Assistant respawned with the same name
>Watch them for a minute as they go into toxins, occasionally beat the shit out of each other, then the assistant gravitates to a plasma canister but doesn't do anything as the HOP tries to get into sec, but can't figure out how as the fire doors are downThen he tries to shoot people with a floral somatoray I spawned in
>Start to message the assistant because of the respawn
>Over the course of over five minutes and several ahelps, he's done nothing IC or responded
>Ban him for like two days for ignoring me and respawn abuse
>Three seconds after he gets banned the HOP ghosts
>Assistant tries to relog several times
>OOC: HOP:F U OWNER U BANNED MY FRIEND
>Leaves
>>43674261
Hey what were you referring to last night, you said you would say it after game but you left before it ended.
>>43675160
Yeah what I was referring to was the floral somatoray.
It takes a very special kind of person to attempt to shoot several people with one of those, and another to arrest someone for having one. I'm waiting on seeing the second one now.
>>43675213
We should have a Floral Somatoray that toggles between controlled and high radiation as a Syndicate Item.
And there's an emergency oxygen tank with 13 atmospheres Freeman.
No explosions or anything interesting.
Might need to change what I use to get it that high since it doesn't work as well in emergency tanks.
>>43675742
they dont explode until like 25 atmospheres dood
>>43670371
Arthur is known for being paranoid. Like keeping the shutters down all the time. He sometimes even places walls in front of the supply window.
Killing him without getting loud and messy is a challenge
>>43675979
Freeman told me they did, so I went to double check with emergency tanks.
>>43676081
>>43675979
Told me they couldn't get past 10 atmospheres that is.
Regular tanks last until 3100-3200kpa.
>>43676115
They can't get past 1013 by release valve only. If you use temperature alterations , you can increase it, though.
>>43676115
they usually can't, he meant by filling them.
I'd have to check the exact numbers but i think its 2400 kpa they start potentially leaking, and at 3000+ they explode
so yeah potentially you could get 'something' filled to 2000kpa by freezing then heating but by doing that it would be contaminated with other junk most likely, or still too cold to breath, making the whole thing useless other than demonstrating point through experimentation
the ways you can heat the tanks themselves are quite limited after all
>>43676211
The context of the discussion they were having was the maximum pressure you could get coming out of a speargun, so the crap gas mix shouldn't be too much of an issue.
>>43676535
oh, yeah, I guess that would be a potential use.
well then I'll say the most easily replicated way involves n2o, certainly worth experimenting with.
also engineering emergency air tanks have a higher volume than the blue ones so you'd get different results if you used them.
i had my first successful multi-person fight against idiotic dr richard goblin MD like last week, i had all access, he comes running at me with a flash and a saw but I already had sunglasses on (scientist), flashes and starts sawing and I disarm him, saw him up, switch hands and disarm his friend, saw goblin some more, he's gasping, saw his friend, he immediately respawns and runs back and attacks, I think him and his meta-buddy got banned. its good because I don't think I ever saw dr richard goblin MD do anything but murder people or fill them with sleep toxin regardless of the round type
>>43675984
I can think of 3 piss-easy way of doing so that are a bit risky but would sufficiently do the job. The trick is to find a legitimate way inside science.
>>43676535
Tanks can hold up to 3500 before they leak. Damage and Sprawl cap at 1013 I think, but the knock back is uncapped, besides the oxygen tanks cap of 3500
>>43677049
isn't the damage factored by the release pressure though
>>43676987
One time I broke into science with a cardboard box full of fully dressed braindead Llolf clones, whom I hid amongst to mess with the scientists within. If I was actually trying to get someone killed, it wouldn't be too hard.
we need to have an option to spawn in as other mobs besides corgis, like spiders
>>43677128
no
>>43677128
you shouldn't be able to spawn in as a corgi to begin with
it's a bad april fool's joke gone too far
Whats the Paladin of SS13?
>>43677445
>no fun allowed
>>43677445
Bullshit earlier today I was trying to lead a Karl Barx revolution as the corgis Glorious leader. Although the other comrade corgis didnt follow.....
>>43677665
they were too fat to follow you, all tricked by the bourgeois and their sweet plentiful food
>>43677508
>half the players picking corgi running around biting anything they can
>the other half walking around emoting yelps and barks
brains transplantable into corgis, yes, signing up as a corgi, no
>>43677502
after some thought, bartender.
i make pretty big bombs
>>43678149
For you.
>>43677115
You are of genius.
Sincerly, Ivan
>>43677687
Dmn it I know. And then the bourgeois leader Antoinette tried to feed me chocolate! I was a dog for chrissake! She was disguised as a french maid.
i know the secret to making really big bombs
>>43678953
Was making big bombs part of your master plan?
>That whole OOC chat
That was pretty comfy.
>>43677690
Can Corgis vent crawl? If an Alien hunter can vent crawl I feel a corgi should be able to shimmy his stocky little legs through stuff if they aren't a lardzilla.
Requesting traitor corgi companions with telecrystals when?
>Wanted to make club with light floor
>Don't like initial look because I picked the wrong color and then the clown dumped a pile of tower caps on me
>Default to classy bar
Damn you classiness! Why you gotta be so aesthetically pleasing yet easy to make?
>>43679955
>"Bark!"
>"What's that Lassie? Jimmy fell down a space well?"
>"Bark bark!"
>"Well did you make sure the fall sent him into crit?"
>"Yap!"
>"Good Girl"
>>43679955
>corgi traitor companions
now that is a fucking great idea
Man i wish i had more time to hang out with you guys, college sucks away what little energy work doesn't.
>>43638814
>Reply PM from-Mrbark45/(Gamos Preos): My station.
>Reply PM from-Mrbark45/(Gamos Preos): AND MY SERVER!
the fuck
what i gigantic fucking fagot.
>>43642177
when freeman accepts that expecting people to build turrets is unreasonable.
DORF
WHEN
>>43681171
its fucking monday you sperg
>>43643691
i disagree theres only really 5 retarded things about this server
the excessive restrictions on sec
people shitting on augments all the time
people killing the ai for stupid reasons (this one is just lee and people lee influences its gotten a lot better lately)
we got rid of the detective
we got rid of the handy piece of paper at the teg because the admins are retarded about there ma teg experimentation.
compared to most servers 5 is a pretty good number.
>>43643809
i disagree on the point of the rage cage but i do agree with you on electric grills fuck em.
>>43681121
>hey let's play a mode that's specifically about construction of a brand new station within an asteroid!
>WHAT?! You think I should build things?! How unreasonable to build things in a mode all about building things!
>>43681217
the excessive restrictions on sec (like needing to carry handcuffs)
people shitting on wasteful powergamers all the time
people killing the shit ai (this one is just i'm salty and dont know how to follow my laws)
we got rid of the detective
we got rid of the handy piece of paper at the teg because the admins are cool about wanting players to try and im a wiki baby.
fixed it for you
maybe you should go to gaystation or something
>>43654787
i dont know she did say she fixed the breach doesent seem like a big deal to me
although the carp can breach themselves in moments anyway.
>>43655910
>there is literally no reason for you to be bitching so hard besides being the saltiest motherfucker alive
shes not the only one bitching nerums fucked up badly there.
>>43656410
he hasent done anything though serisuly everybody else has gotten over it why cant you.
i swear the admin team has gone full retard the last 2 months.
Christ whats with all these entitled cunts recently you dont have to play here
>>43680165
my sides
>>43681282
>people killing the shit ai (this one is just i'm salty and dont know how to follow my laws)
almost every time this happens its because people cant comprehend that law 1 overrides law 2 and get mad when they get bolted down to stop them from murdering somebody
there nothing wrong with wanting people to experiment at the teg but the solution is to add onto the paper that there are many difrent ways to set it up and you should feel free to experiment.
the excessive restricions on sec is the fact that the admins think its always easier and safer to stun then to kill (although all the admins are bad for this most of them are just a little bad for it)
in fact now that i think about it the restricions arent the big problem with sec its a problem but a fairly minor one the real problem is the people that think its there job to shit all over newsec in the name of training them.
i will admit that for the detective im mostly just mad i cant dominate in the rage cage.
>>43681428
nah m8
he's a special kind of autistic faggot
evidenced by his behavior
>>43681217
>maiming yourself just for speed and damage upgrades like a spergo that can't deal with being a normal human being
pls
in all serisuness can we talk about the problem of people shitting all over new sec officers this always seems to turn into an argument over when sec should kill people but i think we have covered that enough lately i will this is the bigger problem by far.
>>43681658
the reason people shit on newsec is because 99% of the time they believe they're in the right and a normal crewmember can't tell them how to play security, usually resulting in the would be tutor getting tazed in the eyes and beaten with a baton for trying to tell an officer to put his fucking taser away
if new security approached people and said "hey man I'm really new to security can someone teach me" it would be a different story. besides it's a lot more fun to endlessly slip officers until they literally have no gear left to steal.
>>43681692
you may have a point there but then what really gets to me is that they then expect a lighter sentence when they do get dunked sure you may have had a (shitty) ooc reason for it but ic you are still being a massive jerk and your going to jail for a long time.
>>43681722
contrary to popular belief some strings of petty theft don't entitle officers to beat a prisoner to death with a baton in the middle of the bar
>>43681658
>>43681638
why in the fuck would people not haze newcurity
shit borgs get shit on untill they know how to play.
shit engineers who dunno how to set up the engine get shit on.
why wouldn't sec?
sec has access to guns and weapons that could fall into the wrong hands.
every job gets hazed but the more important/dangerous the job, the more you will get hazed because you need to be hard to do the job
would a kindergarden teacher make a good drill sgt?
no because they did not go through the rigid lifestlye and training of most military men and thus would literally break down the second shit got hard
if we dont haze you now in some sort of semi safe environment to teach you
then you will get hazed by greytide and shitters and they dont give a shit about how new or good at your job you are.new players cant be entitled,you need to learn the game like everyone else,once you can get past the hurt feelings you can learn to find advice
>>43681758
im not even talking about getting beaten to death im just talking about prision.
>>43681759
i have never seen these other hazings take place (except for the borg ones and even then that falls into the problem of people not comprehending law order)
>>43681924
how long have you played here?
because this legitimately seems to me and correct me if im wrong here
like you have thin skin
cant take criticism and
aren't fit for the position
>someone said something mean about the way i play!
is not the same as
>someone criticized/gave me advice in a mean way!
just because you haven't seen it does not mean it doesn't or hasn't happened
all you have to do to be good is take shit like that in stride,have a stiff upper lip and admit when you are wrong how fucking hard is that.
learn
from
your
mistakes
>>43682020
hi
memeing on people and needlessly murdering them for being new is worse than letting them ineffectually be new
>>43682057
yes memes are cancer and so are people unwilling to learn i wish neither of these things existedback me up kike. did you learn to play by getting your hand held or did you open your eyes and ears?also get that lewd robo fetish stuff out of here
>>43682020
but people dont learn from this hazing as you call it sec is the one job that has its hazing built in in the form of antags they dont need others to join in all it does is keep sec busy with there bullshit while traitors go around fucking everything up.
>>43682205
kek happy I won as traitor that round, jan traitor framing barkeep ftw!
trying to haze security officers is a good way to wind up dead with nobody showing remorse
it's one thing if you're the other officer, but if you're just some random trying to disarm them while they're running to medbay to stone a freshly cloned guy from punching the doctors you're not helping anyone
Gonna go and write up a couple form templates for the HOP to be able to copy.
Also add some more folders, paper, toners, etc., paperwork supplies.And remove his gun and vest.
>>43682205
a little bit of IC:hey carry more then one set of handcuffs you dipshit
or some IC:close the fucking doors behind you moron
does teach people
unless by hazing you mean literally straight up OOC:MEMES MEMES MEMES
AHELP:HELP SEGURITY GRIFFAN MEEEEEE
LE EBIN POLY ACID NONANTAG BOMB ECKS DEEE
but i honestly doubt that.
did someone tell you not to play sec anymore cause you are bad? did one guy shatter your feelings that badly in some salt fueled rage after you detained/killed him,cant you just ignore that dumb shit like everyone else.
>>43682239
greyshits attacking sec is retarded yes,i'm just a little confused as to what triggered this guy,he SOUNDS like the sort who complains about EVERY little thing but maybe he has a reasonwhich i have yet to see and he has yet to explain
>>43681352
That's all in the past now, talking about growing stuff and taking care of pigs with a bit of cosmology soothed my broken soul, from now on, l just have to check every locker for possible wild Nernums, so l don't trigger any kill switch near him.
> New, don't know what's going on, what to do, how to do it.
> Pick cargo tec cause it looks like the simplest thing.
> Stumble into bar. Accidentally steal a chair.
> Eat own bodyweight in rat
> Accidentally put chair on top of chair, think I've eaten a chair.
> chef takes me to Cargo when I tell him I'm new.
> Follow Rusty around for a bit.
> Lose Rusty after he goes to engineering
> Wonder around lost picking things up and trying to learn buttons
> Shit starts exploding.
> find Rusty again, follow him around again.
> Try to deliver chickens, they escape in cargo and we have to lock one in a locker after chasing them around for a bit.
> Continue to follow Rusty
> Hang around doing nothing.
> More explosions, run around with toolbox trying to work out how to fix the things that exploded.
> End up watching the chef force a guy into a mincer
> fuckingconfused.gif
> Start wondering around, find fat corgi.
> Take corgi to arrival shuttle, chef is there. Abandon corgi, run away from chef.
> Manhunt for Chef, I mostly get lost.
> Help free Rusty when he gets trapped in engine room.
> By help I mean I hit a laser with a wrench a few times
> Head back to shuttles, watch nun write I MADE LIFE on the floor, she gives me drugs.
> Return to cargo, put on hardsuit, decide to head to the shuttles with Rusty.
> Chef is spotted like right next to where we are.
> Rusty shoot shim a whole fucking bunch.
> Scientist beats Chef to death with a wrench.
> Wander over to escape shuttle, struggle to buckle in,
> Get buckled in like a child.
> GG?
I still don't really know.
>>43682302
toptier newfriendyou will learn in time
>>43682287
well i am just talking in general i see it happen a lot the most recent one does involve me but mostly its from what i have seen.
>>43682432
what are some of the things that have been said to you in that case ?
im not suggesting people meme at new players till they fuck off
im saying new players should have thick skin and not be entitled the only way to learn the game is to put in effort
a person who plays for a year and tries to learn is leagues better than someone who has played for a year and has not tried
>>43682432
as for being thin skined i dont think im thin skinned on larger servers i play warden you have to be able to take abuse to put up with people bitching that your not letting the hop into the armory i think the fact i play warden may be why i consider this such a big issue i watch over sec officers i want them to be the best they can be so things that interfere with them learning really get to me.
>>43682302
You will get the hang of it. Dont tell people you are new. I suggest a role no one can mess up like janitor. Thats how I started and shit still hit the fan like I would hope,I ended up so good with janitor I was like that guy from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and slipped a Raging killer with some soap and clubbed him to death with his own baton. Besides, if you do want to do a important role just pick one that other people are doing like medical doctor.
>>43682469
what has been said that cant be considered trial by fire/a learning experience?
a greyshit trying to steal your baton teaches you not to walk around with it out
seeing some guy screech at your for arresting him isint interfering its hilarious
i need exact quotes of what has been said my only assumption to this point has been someone is setting up some spooky strawman and then attacking it.there is more to sec than simply remembering how long to brig people and how to put your taser in your armor vest
>>43682461
i cant really remember the details from when i went through it it was a long time ago i think people are generaly ok with my level of competence as a sec officer i could certainty be better the recent one i mentioned was really more to do with the other sec officer that round somebody kept slipping him and stealing his gear because they thought that not being very good at searching people was an excuse for that.
we spent 15 minuites dealing with that while we should have been dealing with other stuff.
i wont go into it more because mezzo thinks im bitter about it but its certainty not an isolated incident.
>>43682290
That's what I'm here for.
>>43682540
im talking about people who slowly steal every last one of an officers items and then say you shouldn't brig them because they didn't actually hurt the officer.
>>43682575
if it was just what they said i would be fine with it i have no problem with that its actions.
although what is said is part of the problem they tend to never speak until after there dunked.
>>43682554
>fail to search a guy
>slips you and steals from you for said negligence
>reap the consequence of said negligence
how is this hazing
you failed to do the job correctly and had to try slightly harder
if someone tells you "hey next time do this" or "come on may learn to play" is not hazing
>>43682575
an admin slipping you and stealing your stuff as a kind of "hey this is what happens when you are retarded" lesson is not hazing
the admins did this to me literally ALL the fucking time when i was new the person who taught me how to play did this to me all the fucking time when i was new
and now its your turn to get rousted till you are robust
if some nerd kills you one hundred times in 100 different ways thats 100 different ways you now know how to kill someone
if some one kills you 100 times in the same way and you still dunno what went wrong you need to take a step back and think.
thats what this whole thing was about?
mezzo slipped some sec officers because they didint do a good job and they think they are getting singled outshoulda seen how gordon and nernums taught me how to warden before they removed the job
