I play Breeding Pool tapped, and end my turn.
>>43626515
Go fish
>>43626515
Cool, I play Flagstones of Trokair, Exile Simian Spirit Guide from my hand, floating {R}, tap Flagstones for {W}, and cast Boom targeting my Flagstones and your Breeding pool.
>>43626571
YOU go fish.
>>43626659
I check and wait for the flop.
>>43626679
No you
foool
You gotta flop it turnswise
>>43626515
I play a Tropical Island, untapped, and end my turn.
>>43626515
Buy Maru low, draw. Bow the table.
>>43626515
Point of Order. This is a Game of Mao. End Point of Order.
>>43626679
Checkmate.
>>43626832
Nah, it has symmetrical gills. You gotta flop it backward, and then skin it.
>>43626961
Here's the flop:
Paper bowser, five of spongebob, ace of spongebob, Ood.
I draw, play Outskirts and end my turn.
>>43626515
I play bazaar of baghdad.Then Lion's eye diamondALLAHU AKBAR! DEATH TO THE FORMAT
>>43626582
Ah yes, the ol turn 1 LD. And with added value of getting your own shockland out of it.
>>43626515
Actually you put it into play. You don't play lands.
>>43630086
You do play lands. You don't CAST them.
>>43626974
Fuck.
I stand
>>43626974
I double my clovers.
King me, then check.
>>43630086
It saddens me whenever "/tg/ is bad at magic" turns out to be true
I bring in Kevin, who is now Pink.
>>43626927
>ITT
>>43630200
Mmm. Your stand is (flip) Star Platinum.
>>43630299
Longed with double clovers. Your check was accepted by the credit union. The river card is Random.
I play an island and pass.
>>43626927
>legacy players being relevant
Lol even at my lgs today some overweight nerd with a superiority complex was saying how he only plays one format ,legacy, then he started complaining that he can't find anywhere in town to play it lol
I placed this card at post one but I distracted he other player with a flick of the wrist and a new summoned monster.
![279[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HbRg54r.jpg "279[1].jpg")
I blow my Terramorphic expanse to search for a basic forest, tapped.
>>43630671
You sneaky motherfucker.
>>43626515
I play a mountain. Black lotus, Sac for GGG. Cast channel for 19. Go to one life. G&19 colorless floating. Tap mountain. Cast fireball x=20.
>>43631504
In response I pay 2 life to cast Gut Shot targeting you.
>>43631541
Pact of negation. :^)
>>43631504
Pay 1 life, Exile Ponder from my hand, cast Force of Will targeting your fireball?
>>43631541
You activated my trap card!It counters every spell on the stack.
>>43631573
Pact. But the combo I posted was pretty much THE first turn kill. Channel fireball is actually named after it.
>>43631586
It exiles them, actually.
Also I cast Nix.
>>43631638
>>43626515
I realize that Simic was a cool faction and begin a lengthy conversation about how much fun a setting Ravnica is.I do this until time runs out.
>>43631677Sean Penn.
>>43631680
Then presumably you get to the RtR Simic and sigh dejectedly?
>>43631680I call a judge and accuse you of slow play.
I pay two, discard my hand to flip to boosted. Then draw to my maximum hand size.
>>43631748
What do you think my delaying tactic was in the first place?
>>43631797
Judge here. Please don't be rude to your opponent by not talking with him about Ravnica flavor here on the Flavor Magic World Championship. Keep playing - I mean, talking.
>>43630689
Sorry, I exile Brainstorm from hand and Force of Will your inferiority complex. You don't have enough mana to play in the grown up league.
>>43626515
I play the kekland unkeked, and end my turn
I tap my Mishra's Workshop to summon a Blue Eyes White Dragon, bowed.
>>43630651
I summon Dark Magician in party mode. She steps up to the wicket, but not before I claim 2x bloodright with a whisky chaser.
>>43632981
>Bowed
Does anyone still play L5R? I thought about getting into it once back around 2008 when I still had money, but then realized no one at my store plays it. It looked really fun, though.
>>43633500
Probably not considering that AEG sold them to Fantasy Flight. The last edition was pretty bad.
I'm confident Fantasy Flight will make something passable out of it though.
>>43627856
>french EDH is the only casualty
>>43626582
Daze, bouncing my island.
>>43634267
Net result is still that I have a land and you don't, sir.
>>43626975
I know what this is, but I wish I didn't.
>>43631680
>loved Simic during RtR
>too slow and too exposed to removal to be viable
>>43630689
Stop making me sad man. All I want is to play a sweet format. Fuck the reserve list. At least my local community is going strong, have 12-16 people show every thursday.
>>43626515
Gotta do it man, sorry.
>>43631677
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?action=random
Let's see what dumb replies we can get. Granted, I can think of better CAH cards to use with gatherer's RNG.
>>43632468
Underrated post. You're great.
>>43626571
>>43626659
>>43626679
>>43626832
>>43626961
>>43626974
>>43630200
>>43630299
>>43630651
>>43633184
This is what it sounds like to people who don't play boardgames.
>>43632940
I answer with kek
>>43626515
I play a swamp
>>43637087
Then I tap the swamp and play Dark ritual
>>43637097
then I use two floating black mana to cast Sinkhole
>>43637106
Then I use my one remaining black mana to cast one with nothingness
Your move mutha fucker
>>43626515
yea but it dies to bolt
>>43637087
Check and mate
SOUKOU MAHOU HATSUDO!
BAZAKA SORU!!
>>43627856
>>43633600
French here.
Actually made me laugh you bastards.
>>43638706
>mfw i only just heard about you guys getting fucked up.
>mfw going back and reading that anons post.
>>43626974
is this loss?
>>43634402
If a deck is playing Daze they don't care that much about the tempo loss because they just 1-for-2d some shitty LD deck
>>43640467
Only if you are bluffing with a three of Sameface.
>>43635432
what is it?
>>43637774
MONSUTA KAADO
DURAWWWW
>>43630671
I still don't get how this works
>>43626515
At the end of my turn I discard Phantasmagorian. Your turn.
>>43637774
>it only inflicts 500
>the most it can do is 3500
Why is Konami so lame?
>>43640642
You don't want to know.
>>43640642
Read the text in the bottom right corner.
Google it if you dare.
>>43642336
So, I'm assuming that it's some furry thing. What I ask is if it's just kinda plain ol' vanilla furshit, or if it's some straight up weird-ass /d/ tier nonsense.
>>43642385
Well, since it says Furoticon, I'm guessing it steers hard into /d/ territory.
>>43642336
>>43642385
Oh, and what appears analogous to Magic's set symbol looks like the symbol for transgender-ness, combination of the symbols for male and female.
>>43642336
Is it that furry card game? I heard something about one being in development like a year or two ago
I can't be assed to look it up, how's it play?
>>43626515
I play 7 Ornithopters and end my turn.
>>43641752
Have you SEEN what they did to Ra? At least it's getting another version now.
>>43645257
4 ornithops and 3 meninites maybe
>>43626515
I ride Blau Dunkelheit, moving Mogenrot to the rear-guard circle behind him and attack you for 11000.
>>43638706
>>43640448
what happened to french EDH?
>>43646907
I activate my trap card and use wobuku to nullify your attack!
I play Divination
Exile Elvish Spirit Guide. Exile Elvish Spirit Guide. Exile Simian Spirit Guide. Play Lotus Petal. Break Lotus Petal for {B}. Cast Balustrade Spy, targeting myself. Off to the races...
I play Michael, and begin a rescue attempt on one of your lost souls.
>>43647117
Its about what happened to france.
>>43646403
Jokes on you, it's an all-Ornithopter cube!I actually did draft from one of the world's stupidest cubes once. It was mono-black pauper cube, the only creatures were about 20 Ornithopters and a bunch of Ravenous Rats, the ones that make you discard a card when they come into play. You were supposed to Draft Enchant Creatures not equipment, but Enchant Creatures to make them into actual threats. I really did get an opening hand once with, like 5 Ornithopter playing that cube.
play tundra
reveal my hand to cast land grant
gitaxian probe for 2 life
tap the tropical island for brainstorm
>>43630539
is this the whole pic or is there a bigger one?
>>43640494
It depends. A lot of Canadian Threshold decks sideboard Daze out if they're on the draw.
