Your party arrives at a tavern after a hard day's traveling/adventuring.
What do you order?
alcohol
>>43589991
Corn and potatoes.
A trencher of the most nondescript gruel available.
>>43590035
excellent non-regional choices, friend
how would you like them done?
>>43589991
Gluten-free XXL Dragonheart-killer Burger and a diet coke
>>43590057
Roasted over a fire with plenty of butter and salt.
>>43590075
>ameriventurers
>>43590248
>>43589991
These all look so deliciouis
>Grilled Enoki Mushroom
>Sauteed Myconoid
>Onion soup with what I assume is garlic bread
>Creamy Barracuda
>>43590057
These look even better!
>dat ham steak
>Harpy egg omelette
>Deep Fried Herring
>All that beef-Minotaur tongue
Holy fuck, these are so appetizing. I want to eat them all, (just not at the same meal).
Roasted Leg of Minotaur.
>>43590290
The images are from Dragon's Crown's cooking minigame for anyone that doesn't know
>>43589991
>>43590057
Pea croquettes and seared hare, please!
>>43589991
Food
Booze
Whore
Bed
>>43590490
>whore
Sorry, this establishment doesn't provide dehumanizing services.Elves ok?
>>43589991
Everything.
>tfw sometimes played DC just for the absolutely delicious looking food
>tfw Amazon would always take my dedicated tanking food
>tfw had the art book and would sometimes stare at these pagesas well as Sorceress eating
>>43589991
Is your kitchen Kosher?
>>43589991
Oatmeal and a slab of grilled pork.
Also, ale or mead.
Well, I'm still on the clock, so I'll just have some goat's cheese and some bread.
And some wine. White, if you have any.
>>43590525
Sorry, no. Jews and Muslims aren't allowed to be adventurers here.
You could try Stormtavern down the road. Don't mind the burning crosses.
>>43590609
I was down there the other day. Beer's not bad, and the karaoke nights are great fun. Decor could use some work though.
>>43590558
>White wine with cheese
>>43589991
After a hard days adventuring, nothing*
After a hard days traveling.... hide your pets.
*I already ate.
>>43590639
I consulted the chart.
>>43589991
I want the ultimate meal for a warrior, I gotta train!
>>43589991
>>43590057
Man, why don't more fantasy settings put effort into cuisine? It doesn't need to be super detailed, but something like this really does add a lot to setting the atmosphere.
>>43590635
Still, they're a weird sort. I asked for a beer stein and everyone stopped and said, "STEIN? Where's the shill?! JIDF!"
>>43590609
You know, thinking about it now, I don't think Jewish folklore has any stories about classical heroic characters after the biblical period. Like, they had all those warrior heroes and kings and such back in the day (though weirdly the bible has very little if any monsters, which are normally a staple of mythology), but later Jewish folklore all the way up to the 18th century is just penniless tinkers, merchants and scholars running into horrific demons in the woods and barely managing to use their wits to escape with their lives and the clothes on their backs.
Holy shit, Jewish folklore is pessimistic. No wonder they don't go adventuring.
>>43590655
One of the main reasons why I enjoyed reading ASoIaF so much when I wasn't allowed to eat solid food earlier this year.
>>43590655
Brian Jacques, is that you!?
You need to stop this! You need to admit that you've got a problem!
>>43590522
>Carefully cook the best food
>Someone takes it from your pot and eats it
Online was filled with so many cunts.
>>43590683
Speaking as a Jew, our existence can be pessimistic. Pogroms, repression, genocide... we've had a hard time.
But those boots look worn down. I could sell you a new pair, friend. Or how about some buttons? A new buckle for that belt?
>>43590683
That's what you get. Most people only remember the rich Jews of Western and Southern Europe (who have become practically assimilated entirely into the local culture and thus have no folklore of their own after the bible) and forget that in Eastern Europe where most of it was invented Jews were poor fucks who barely sustained themselves fishing in the shittiest of rivers and mining coal in the remote-fuckest, coldest regions of Ruritania in the hopes cossacks wouldn't get to them and rape everyone. You'd be pessimistic too.
I'm probably the only person on the planet who doesn't like wine
Pleb master race..
>>43590722
>>43590744
And they had shitty food, if that's not bad enough.
>tfw your entire system of cuisine is based on the philosophy of "there's so little food that every last shitty part of it must be utilized and preserved until calories are exhausted, because otherwise we'll starve"
>>43590752
You're not alone. I can't stand the way it tastes most of the time.
>>43589991
>>43590057
Roasted chicken with sauteed carrots and onion soup.
>>43590513I'll take two.
>>43590690
He'll probably have a heart attack while at his desk, writing about another delicious meal/feast.
>>43590936
We should all be so lucky.
>>43590936
If they ever make any of the series into a movie, and so help me god they better, at least 30mins of that movie should be dedicated to eating.
>>43589991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57vaKllPg7k
>>43589991
Poison, I'm done murdering children and terrorizing villages, let them have their fun but I'm sick of it.
>>43589991
>>43590057
French fries and stewed minotaur tongue here!
Goddamn I'm hungry.
>>43589991
The bar maid.
>>43591709
No cannibalism allowed here. I think they're trying to be a "classy establishment".
>>43589991
Odin Sphere is getting a remake. I wonder if they'll add more food.
>>43589991
the house special
>>43589991
>stare at the serving wench's boobs
>ask for milk
>she goes to the kitchen>tastes salty
>tfw this isn't milk
>>43589991
Yes, I'll have the lobster thermidor, a bowl of that onion soup, the french fries and the biggest tankard of ale yeh got, n I don't want to see the bottom.
>>43592385
Or, more likely, go fetch you some goat's milk.
>>43589991
>>43590057
>The party rogue
I'll have a rabbit stew with some pea croquettes.
>>43590047
The party wizard, everyone. Come on, at least have some fish, it'll be good for your int score.
>>43590522
Pelor's bastard sons, Fighter, slow down. And maybe you wouldn't be so hungry all the time if you didn't decide to show off your +4 dex mod on those traps earlier. We get it: you don't have dump stats.
>>43590683
>>43590744
>>43590827
Das is sad.
>>43590722
Not him, but think you could fix up the soles and heels on my boots a bit? And do you have thin sheets of cork for those buckles and and buttons?
>>43590691
>Not cramming it down your throat as soon as it's done.
Git gud, git fud.
>>43589991
Fried tubers and a slab of chicken
>>43592516
>hot stew dripping on your tit
That's gotta sting.
>>43592516
>Open mouth
>dribbling gravy on her cow tits.
>Ass near the rice
>Ass near the fire
>Hair over the stew
>Holding hot pot in her lap
2/10 would not eat with.
>>43592544
Having gigantomastia ain't easy. Brave of her to decide to become an adventuress despite her... condition.
>>43592460
Try and stop me motherfucker.
>>43592562
Oh god why did I google that. WHY DID I GOOGLE THAT?!
>>43592598
Gives you a new perspective into the entire world of hentai.
>>43592562
You'd think she'd get proper clothing then. Something that'd take the weight off her back, but noooo, she gotta have cleavage that you could lose your keys in.
>>43592598
Dammit anon, now I've done it as well.
There is no god.
>>43592629
She had a nun's gown before she set off on the adventure but that dickass thief sold most of the cloth off to perverted dwarfs. She's been making do ever since.
Also I think if you want to get technical what the Sorceress' got is macromastia, not gigantomastia. Boobs are big, but she doesn't look like there's more than 2.5 kilograms of hypertrophied tissue, which is the condition for gigantomastia. We also don't know if she was ever pregnant, which is relevant to almost all of the cases.
>>43592698
Yeah, but the breasts nearly always return to their previous size once lactation has ceased. Besides, a gown might cover, but it doesn't support.
Can't she cast a couple of lightening spells on them or something?
>>43592748
I'm referring to gigantomastia, not the swelling which accompanies pregnancy. It results from a hormonal imbalance in certain women which causes the breasts to grow extremely abnormally - actually grow, with a large amount of tissue being created, not just swell with milk - eventually resulting in hypertrophy which in extreme cases might lead to some really gruesome injuries. Some women just get that during puberty or some other hormonal crisis, but that normally results in the milder form called macromastia (less than 2.5 kg of hypertrophied tissue).
>>43592783
Ah, right. So, is that what she has, or is it just artistic bias as usual?
>>43589991
In the north you get
>Beef Brisket in honey sauce
>Potato covered in cheese
>Mammoth Ribs
>Tankard of Cheese and Lager
>Hard Cider with Cinnamon
>Fish and Chips
>Flavored Ice
In the South you'll have
>Salmon Ravioli
>Breaded and fried pork
>Bread soaked in Vinegar
>Pasta Soup
>Bacon on Rye
>Salted Peanuts
>More wine than you can shake a lance at
>>43592808
She doesn't have macromastia, it's a joke. It's a part of the game's art style. It made it the target of numerous feminist organizations and generally of people who take offense to that kind of blatant sexualization literally years before coming out, but they went along with it anyway (in their defense, their male characters look just as deformed, so it could be argued to really be just a matter of "art style" rather than a particular fixation on breasts, although that sounds a bit weak). The artist himself said that he specifically wanted to emphasize the Sorceress' breasts in order to give her a figure "recalling a fertility idols" and connect her with the idea of "raw pagan femininity" or something like that, because she's a witch and so on.Let's not lie to ourselves here, the guy was just horny.
>>43592814
>tfw I become an adveturer solely to move from north to south and back, again and again
>>43592880
As I thought, yeah.
>>43592880
That barmaid over yonder though, I think she pulls double-duty as a wetnurse if those stains on her front are any indication.
What'd you think, worth a try? I'll put in a good word for you if you want.
>>43592783
Basically macromastia is the sexy looking one, gigantomastia is the "holy shit, what a poor woman" one which ends with blood-oozing breast sores because they can't support their own weight and burst.
>>43592959
I think you've crossed the border to Magical Realm.
>>43592965
Thanks for that one, anon. Just when I thought I might be capable of arousal again.
>>43592976
Not again!
>The sorceress turned to adventuring in order to find a magical cure for her breast swelling (no reduction surgery in the pseudo medieval setting)
>>43593032
I was writing a story kinda like that the other day, though the girl in that one was Ariel Winter in all but name.
>>43590936
He died like 4 years ago... from a heart attack
>>43593068
Always thought it was kind of a shame for a woman looking like her to be mostly doing voice roles. Guess there're some things you just can't show on Disney Junior.
>>43593134
Well, there's that and I imagine that anything even remotely physically strenuous must've been quite unpleasant for her.
A platter of whatever vegetables and fruit are in season.
>>43593190
Didn't you see the sign? We don't like your kind around here.
>>43593209
He can always hang out with the Jews.
>>43593220
I've a better idea. Bar the door and get me a barrel of honey. Time for dessert.
>>43593245
Senshi?
>>43593220
Jews aren't Elves?
I've got a few people to apologize to...
>>43593209
Bullying is against the king's law, anon.
>>43593279
Nope. Trick I learnt from some monks who live in the mountains. Technically its a method of preserving corpses, but I've found its just as good for making this special kind of dessert/snack.
>>43593314
>>43593314
Maybe in whatever fascistic shithold you come from.
>>43593304
I think in most settings Jews are either the dwarfs or the gnomes. The only one I can think of right now where the elves have strong Jewish vibes is Thedas.
>>43593379
Never heard of dwarves stealing children and drinking their blood, though. That's a Jew/Elf thing.
>>43593530
That's standard fare throughout Northern Europe. Dwarfs were basically ugly shitheads until Tolkien came.
>>43593530
>>43593778
Technically it IS an elf thing. Dwarves primarily draw from the Dokkalfar, or "Dark elves" of Norse myth. I assume aspects of brownies and leprechauns ended up added in somewhere.
>>43593963
Up to debate. For a long period, dvergr were recognized as a separate kind of creature.
>>43592667
FFS people it's spreading!
IF thine eyes offend thee! PLUCK THEM OUT!
>>43589991
...Aaaaaand the entire game session grinds to a halt as the players get into a several hour long argument over the best imaginary food to order for their imaginary characters to imaginary eat WITH COPIOUS CRITICISM from players of other players due to what that other player has ordered in the way of imaginary food.
>>43594485
But it's so fucking easy.
Meat for the martial classes.
Vegetables for the spiritual classes.
Fruit and cereals for the rogue classes.
Fish for the magic classes.
Bread and water for the monk.
>>43590057
I'd like the steak prepared well done please.
>>43594571
>Vegetables for the spiritual classes.
Druids and many clerics and paladins often have rules requiring them to eat certain meats, or not eat certain meats - a horrible feature of the D&D paladin is that they are legitimately in danger of falling if they aren't super careful about what they eats.
At the same time the necromancer's player would argue that the consumption of dead animal flesh is always evil and aids the death gods/principle.
>>43590522
Why does each class get the foods that they get?
>>43594571
You forgot
Nothing for the Warlock because he'll just dump it on the ground for his patron
>>43593332
Sauce?
>>43594629
I didn't know paladins had dietary restrictions.
>>43594789
[Ganmarei] Paved with Good Intentions
>>43592814
Damn I'm hungry now.
>>43594571
Brandy for the monk.
So we had Benedictine monks living in the floorboards, unfortunately. We had to set some traps with fresh bread and brandy.
>>43590752
>>43590882
Nigga you gotta "train" your taste. Liking wine doesn't come instantly, you have to earn it. Believe me I'm a frenchman.
>>43594485
one, that's prime havingfuntable material, but two, one can always fade to black and go to the next morning at a suitable time
>>43594987
>Believe me I'm a frenchman.
I've known too many Frenchmen.
>>43590655
Because muh healing pots.
>>43590522
>tfw sometimes played DC just for the absolutely delicious looking food
George Kamitani is the Brian Jaques of videogames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVjrK5-vPkw
>he doesn't drink Brivari and eat spoo
Barbarians.
>>43594987
>Liking wine doesn't come instantly, you have to earn it
Sounds a bit like Stockholm Syndrome to me.
>>43595283
>>43595322
>>43595283
Now you're getting it.
>>43589991
Pease porridge, fresh bread, one half chicken, beer until I say stop.
>>43594791
it rarely ever comes up because most groups just "order food" or survive off of "trail rations", but there's often food mentioned in the fluff for various paladin orders, especially in the early splat books (where "no alchohol" often shows up, especially during the 2e period).
>>43595283
>>43595322
to be fair I think he means "liking" in the sense of "liking it in the correct way"
>>43595322
>thought i disliked beer and coffee
>turns out i only dislike shitty beer and shitty coffee
Acquired taste my ass, you just need to make it right.
Now if only I could find a red wine that doesn't taste entirely of rotten grapes.
>>43595322
That is neither the definition of peer pressure nor stockholm syndrome. I've been drinking beer for years because I actually like the taste of beer, it IS an acquired taste and you only realize it after you've become acclimated to it.
If you took this attitude seriously you would never be able to penetrate meaningfully into any form of cuisine or drink. Being able to identify flavors in beer is no different than being able to look through how much sugar or salt your food has in it to address complex flavors. It's like complaining that your steak doesn't have enough ketchup on it and then, when someone tells you that you probably shouldn't put ketchup on your sirloin steak, you accuse him of trying to reduce your enjoyment of it.
The idea that you don't have to put any effort into developing your sense of taste, and that doing so is somehow a sign of weakness of character, THAT is what this generation will be remembered for. Holding effort and dedication in contempt because you actually believe that laziness and pedantry are morally superior.
>>43595490
Disregard wine, acquire cider.
>>43595578
But I did that already
>>43595652
I want to fuck that harpy
>>43595684
The mother or the hatchling?>inb4: yes
>>43592880
Everyone is very exaggerated except the thief. Even the elfu is absurdly leggy.
>>43595868
>absurdly
The word you are looking for is "deliciously"
>>43595322
Beers and wines are too diverse to not find one you don't like.
For beers, I tell people to try a Lambic.
>>43595490
I've found a handful of reds that I like the taste of. Now I'm looking for one that doesn't give me heartburn.
>>43589991
I the great Naga the Serpent shall eat all of it... and pay for none of it. Lina, foot the bill
>>43595322
> Cyanide & Happiness
>>43596316
I'm sorry a trigger warning wasn't provided. Not that anon but I will strive to not inject any thought that has not originated from shitposting on 4chan.
It's the only way we can keep the line pure.
>>43589991
A buffalo meat burger with goat cheese, red onions, and blueberry BBQ sauce on a powdered bun with a delicately fluffy texture served with spiced cider.
>Mfw there is a restaurant nearby that actually sells this
>>43596368
>>43589991
Rent boy
>>43590722
hey be positive
your people is the only one where ashes to ashes is not just a figure of speach
>>43589991
The same things we order when we go to the pub irl: meat, beer and the cute waitress
>>43596482
And the award for the least amount of tact in a single being goes to anon, for the seventh year running.
>>43589991
>>43590057
Thanks for reminding me I haven't eaten in two days.
Sweet Mother, everything on those fucking pages looks amazing...
I wonder what the roasted salamander would taste like?
>>43596473
Might be an elf, that ok?
>>43596507
you fool this is my 76th year!
It's mine ever since I ordered the invasion of the USSR
god damn revisionist jews! Can't trust them, not even with a copper!
>>43596552
If it's an elf boy that's fine
>>43596473
>Succubus (male)
>>43597002
>sequel never
>>43597002
Incubus is fine too
>>43589991
not gonna lie that rabbit stew looks awesome.
Biiscuits and gravy, eggs over hard, sausage, hashbrowns, and an iced tea.
Then single malt scotch, four fingers at a time, until I stop feeling things.
>>43597330
No anon, what your character is ordering. Not you yourself.
>>43597082
Different thing
>>43597330
>biscuits and gravy
>not with sweet tea
Pleb
>>43597002
Please don't bring that shitpost bait here again. Yes, we know that succubi are female, incubi are male and yes, we know that japanese artist didn't know shit and thus created "male succubus". Let it rest.
>>43589991
Ale and whores.
>>43589991
1 chicken
1 turnip
1 pitcher of ale.
>>43597663
>we know that japanese artist didn't know shit
Do we? Because it's trap porn, gender norms are deliberately transgressed and we get terms like "boy pussy"
>>43589991
>ordering
You'll have the stew that's been on the fire all week and stop acting like you're lords, assholes
>>43597731
Still, in this case it's in relation to folklore where the gender literally defines what name of creature it is - if it's female, it succubus, if male - incubus. Sexual preferences, or behavior befitting traditional or nontraditional gender stereotypes are unimportant in this case.
>>43597887
folklore changes, it isn't set in stone
get over it
>>43597887
Except in folklore, succubus and incubus are one and the same demon.
>>43597887
At the same time, succubus means "to lie under" and incubus "to lie upon" and our brown little slut isn't exactly the top in this relationship.
Also, applying rigid definitions to folklore is autismal hypercorrection. It's like getting mad when you see a clock with IIII instead of IV, historically no one would have given one iota of shit.
>>43597919
If it does, it does organically and often - it actually doesn't. Different cultures may adapt folklore but usually it's the original take on things that's seriously considered. That's why you have fairies in pop culture, but actual fae of folklore are not considered happy, giggly, tiny people with butterfly wings even nowadays.
>>43597932
Don't know if the same demon, but at least the same type - still whether it's incubus or succubus depends directly on their gender.
>>43597887
Actually no. The fiend's identity is defined by the choice of their victims. Succubi prey on men. But they're not bound to one shape, instead they will take whatever form is best suited for the job - mature woman, little girl or even a boy.
>>43590057
Hmm... I'm feeling fat tonight. I'll have the deep-fried scorpion and french fries. Maybe an order of toasted bread, too.
>>43597762
Meh, if you insist.
Bertha, another Buzzkill Regular! Extra grease!
/ck/ommando here
FFS do not serve herring in collars like that, you won't be able to remove all the pin bones and you're going to get stabbed in the mouth/throat.
Enoki mushrooms are thin, delicate and very not good for grilling. They would immediately burn and collapse.
And your cook has no fucking idea what a julienne is. Get out.
kitchennightmares/10
>>43598113
Bitch please.
I think /tg/ knows its way around a kitchen.
>>43598113
fuck off, cu/ck/
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>>43598204
> that thread
>>43589991
>what do I order.
What's the special?
>>43598216
Eat your hot pockets fa/tg/uy.
If motherfuckers can complain about realistic armour, or giant fighting robots, I can about shit the artist could have figured out with 10 minutes on google.
>>43598365
Nothing is special.
You're not special.
>>43593379
Aren't they usually goblins?
>>43598395
>Enoki mushrooms are thin, delicate and very not good for grilling. They would immediately burn and collapse.
Maybe if you followed your own advice and googled for ten minutes, you wouldn't be so familiar with the taste of your own foot.
>>43598405
Screw it I'll have potato and turnip cakes.
>>43598466
So um... you try grilling those. Let me know how it works out. See the individual strands, those are each mushroom. You actually can't grill them. The clusters at the end where they end up in dirt would fall apart.
Also the flavour wold be lost entirely.
>>43598592
And yet, they are clearly already grilled.
Physician, heal thyself.
>>43598624
Not him, but look at the pic.
They are wrapped in bacon and skewered. Which sounds fantastic, but isn't the point: there's no evidence of such in the OP's pic.
>>43598687
Irrelevant, he says it is impossible to grill them and now he needs to call a crane in to unhoist him from his own petard.
>>43598724
>he says it is impossible to grill them
No, he didn't. Reread his posts.
>>43598113
>delicate and very not good for grilling
He never said impossible, just heavily implied it would be difficult to do properly.
>>43598800
>He never said impossible
He said it just now: >>43598592
If my character has time to relax and think, he probably orders roast game bird with vegetables or fish, if the have it fresh. When he's exhausted after long periods of fighting he might just order whatever.
>>43595564
The issue is that it tastes like shit to begin with and only tastes good after you get super used to it. It's like black coffee. To most people, beer and black coffee are basically shit in their cup, even if it's literally the best example of either beverage.
Sirloin steak is good even without any adjustment period, even if your appreciation grows over time.
>>43599183
A shitty sirloin steak is also generally edible, whereas a shitty beer is basically piss. Or you know, one of those beers with lots of hops that basically requires you to be super used to beer if you want to get it down.
>>43599278
>whereas a shitty beer is basically piss
Depends how shitty.
Heineken is undrinkable but you take another step down into Bud Light and now it's completely flavourless and therefore tolerable.
>>43592880
>>43599379
>>43599355
To somebody that isn't the taste of beer? I can get a bud light down, but it's extremely repulsive as a flavor. Remember, bud has the same alcohol content as most other beers.
>>43599379
Wasn't he the one guy who actually had a multiple good reason for giving her massive breasts?
>>43599516
I'm not sure he's ever actually given his reasons, and that's an Escapist comic so the only thing they would ever know about him is that he drew some manly dwarfs one time to make fun of a whiner.
>>43599516
Which is a shame, since she looks much better without them.
>>43599704
I dunno man, she just looks anorexic now.
>>43599621
Seeing how one of their editorial guys at the time was complaining about it as well.He also complained that a platformer didn't have a female option, even though he agree that it was the developers choice to do so. Yeah, fuck you Jim, your were shit.
>>43599704
What can I say, I like MILFs.Loli and MILF bodytypes are equally as good aesthetically.
>>43599769
Yeah. And the girl holding her could stand to gain a few pounds as well.
>>43598113
>not eating a proper darn
And now every elf will be laughing at your inability to appreciate proper fish
>>43599789
IIRC Jim himself eventually changed his mind on dragons crown. Rydell and Carter, the creators of the above comic never had a problem with DC to begin with, and made numerous comics regarding dragons crown.
>>43599918
I guess it comes from the fact jim is good at talking about video games, and company fuck ups, it's when gender/sexual orientation comes in he gets terrible.
In my opinion, Bob did a better job about talking about women and video game Than Jim did, mostly because he did do that stupid, "let's flip the notion around that men are the minority gamer."
>>43598113
>>43598395
Someone beat you to it chu/ck/lefuck. We already determined that the food presented is grossly mistranslated.
>>43599621
He hadn't really given a reason other than "I like it this way. When you're art director you can do what YOU want."
One neat thing about her though is if you look at her character card on the skill menu it suggests that she's some kind of withered hag that uses magic to give herself gigantic titties and a rockin booty.
>>43600603
>old women learns magic and the first thing she does is make herself look pretty.
New character idea, ho!
>>43590827
Seriously my tenth grade history teacher wanted to give me a cracker on one of the holidays and then she explained its meaning and I was like "The jews just love this sadness tradition"
>>43600603
Isn't this basically how magic works in The Witcher? One of the cutcenes suggests that Yennifer is exactly that.
>>43590075
>>43590827
I don't quite agree with you there, chum.
Sure, chulent isn't for everyone, but lox/bagels are nice, and things like corned beef sandwiches? Equally, Sephardic food on the whole is a quite pleasant hodgepodge of Arabic, Greek, Turkish, Moroccan, Spanish, Persian and Italian food. Hardly shitty.
>>43598466
So good in hot pot.
>>43602094
You have a recipe?
oats and squats
>>43589991
>>43590057
I haven't had dinner yet. Thanks for reminding me Anon.
>>43589991
Fried noodles with ginger, pork and bok choi.
>>43589991
They have onion rings?! How did they do that?!
>>43603950
that sounds really nice.
>>43603966
It is, i'll buy you an order if you want.
>>43598204
Oh hey, I remember that. That was terrible, but fun.
>>43589991
It's Thursday so it would be insult to my ancestors to not take the pea soup. They'll better have pancakes too.
>>43599704
She looks much more boring without them.
>>She's a below-average hunchback and was considered ugly, yeah.
>>43599996
Yeah, but Bob decided to pick team Anita for some reason and now bring politics into topics were they don't need to brought up. In a few years he will probably say that he was only pretending to be retarded.
>>43604025
Was supposed to be a reply to
>>43600919
fucking laptops.
>>43589991
Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
>>43589991
Whatever 5 GP buys, the wizard's got us on a budget.
>>43590057
>saute
>tongue
jesus fucking christ this idiot knows nothing about cooking
>>43597762
>The stew is snake stew
Fuck yourself Tom, you know how I feel about eating my familiar's kin. Besides I earned my pay just like you did and i'm using some of it to order me a goddamned ham steak for once!
I'll take the cheapest hamburger you have. I shall require no cheese or dressing on it.
>>43599379
You know, looking at Metal Gear as a series, I wouldn't be surprised of Kojima wasn't even making any excuses but just stating a fact.
The guy's bonkers.
>>43604103
Explain
>>43604155
In Metal Gear everyone gets a convoluted back story. I personally find Quiet amusing because Kojima acted so smug about her, like he came up with something truly clever.
>>43604155
It's true, Quiet breathes through her skin and wearing too much clothing literally suffocates her.
It's still stupid, but that's the reason.
>>43589991
>Vow of Fasting Monk
Absolutely nothing.
>>43599379
>>43604176
>>43604181
So from what I gather, Kojima made a blatant fetish fuel character, got pissy because someone pointed out people would him on that shit, then decided he'd reuse the same shit he used with The End in a halfassed attempt to explain his vidya waifu's lack of clothing. So is Kojima That Gm and Quiet his DMPC/Magical Realm insert?
>>43604218
You can pull the trigger on her on the first encounter and it won't affect the story in anyway. It's magical realm/fapbait for sure but this won't make Kojimbo Lucas into a That GM. That's a whole different story.
>>43596420
And where is your geographical location?
>>43589991
>>43590057
>my shitty Dragon's Crown scans are still being passed around
I should have taken apart the art book so I can lay the pages down flat on scanner so people could have had better quality scans. I thought someone was gonna make better scans.
>eating in taverns.
ISHYGDDT
>>43599704
Ew, now she looks like a 10 year old.
>>43604461
Chicago
>>43589991
Wenches and ale!
>>43604497
nope
GET ON IT FAGGOT
>>43604884
Next chapter when?
>>43599355
>drinking shitty lager
>>43604884
Well, I'm not exactly going to be able to flash brew ale or spirits in the wild, am I.
>>43605267
The 15thmaybe
>>43604218
Kojima said that people would feel silly judging Quiet by her outfit after they found out about her condition. Instead I feel that Kojima is the one that should feel silly.
>>43604884
>>43605267
>>43605298
So what manga is this?
>>43596515
Probably similar to either frog legs or iguanathey both taste like chicken
>>43605356
Dungeon Meshi. A manga about dungeon crawling and monster cooking.
>>43600641
This is basically what anyone would do if they actually had magical powers, particularly women given how obsessed with appearance society is.
>>43605381
It's full of great ideas!
>>43595564
By the same virtue it's possible to acquire tastes for objectively bad foods. I know people that like their steak well done and their bread blackened. I know people that like watery marinara sauce. I know people that like spinach which is cooked for hours on end.
They say it's an acquired taste. Who decides what is good and what is bad?
>>43605381
Awesome. Thanks, Anon.
>>43595952
And this is why we learn Hold Person.
>>43595952
No serpents allow, ma'am.
>>43590934
Excellent choice.
>>43595104
>they changed my sexy bedroom-eyed waitress for a fat chef
What happened to you Kamitami.
>>43605468
that's a wizard
>>43606105
I'm more upset about the background. The window kills the comfy atmosphere the kitchen /café had. And where are all the ustensils and ingredients?
>>43589991
Chicken soup and bread
Maybe some onion rings
>>43589991
A taco.
>>43599704
Oh boy.
