You are Ur'shal, Chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan and Warlord of the Wastes. You suppose you can consider this the first step (or second, if you count the elven villages) to expanding your rule beyond your desolate, rocky homeland. The dragon cultist compound has fallen to your forces, and without too many losses on your part. Of course you still have a great many other difficult locals to deal with, the shifters, the elder serpent and the fire dragon Xipil all pose a challenge to your dominance over the southern jungles, which forms the easiest route into the 'civilized' lands beyond.
The celebration of your clan's victory has continued through most of the day, and aside from your lieutenants having to crack a few heads to force the revelling orcs to switch out guarding the damaged perimeter of the cult's compound it's been a day without serious complications.
“Ur, we might have a problem.”
Until now, you suppose. You turn to face your old friend, Zo'rok wearing his usual grin, though you've known him long enough to be able to tell from his body language that he isn't playing around.
“What sort of problem?”
“It's one of the lamia, she's been demanding to speak to you. Course, most of the clan don't speak elvish, so it took a while before anyone knew, and longer before they thought to actually report it.”
“What's she got to ask me about?” you frown, propping yourself up against the altar.
“Says she's not from this compound, says she came here from Xipil as a messenger.”
You sigh, glancing down at Isyil, the former high priestess lounging half-asleep at the foot of the altar.
“Oh, she did, didn't she. I suppose that must have slipped my mind with all that was going on,” Isyil smiles, stretching out with a yawn on the stone floor.
>Not interested
>Zo'rok, you talk to her, find out what she wants
>I'll talk to her
>>43575749
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>>43575749
>I'll talk to her
>>43575749
>>I'll talk to her
Sure, I'm interested what Xipil's worshippers are like. Besides, always nice to learn more of our eventual slaves.I assume she didn't manage to avoid getting dicked last night, though, how sad.
>Isyil, the former high priestess lounging half-asleep at the foot of the altar.
>Isyil smiles, stretching out with a yawn on the stone floor.
God damn she got comfortable with being Ur's fast, guess she really was exhausted and desperate for a change to her old life that didn't involve Xipil taking over.
>>43575749
>I'll talk to her
>>43575749
>>I'll talk to her
>>43575749
>>I'll talk to her
>>43575749
Forgot to ask, how are ya mate? Slept well?
>>43575864
>>43575828
Could you samefag any more obviously?
>>43575749
>I'll talk to her
>>43575822
>God damn she got comfortable with being Ur's fast, guess she really was exhausted and desperate for a change to her old life that didn't involve Xipil taking over.
she deliberately forgot to mention it.
>>43575871
Yeah, this bout of insomnia seems to be over with, thanks.
>>43575884
only
>>43575864
was me
>>43575903
If happens again, try Melatonin.
>>43575884
Pic related, mate.
>>43575899
I know, I'm talking about her attitude/mannerisms, she seems like she's comfortable in her current position, more comfortable than she was in he previous one, or at least is less frustrated with it.
>>43575935
yeah like i'm gonna believe that fag
>>43575749
>I'll talk to her
>>43575974
Were all fags here anon
Including you.
>>43575988
takes one to know one, faglord
>>43575749
>I'll talk to her
>>43576006
>I am 10 and what is this?
Writing.
>>43576022
Just ignore him, we don't need to acknowledge they exist
>>43576067
But prodding the troll is fun.
I'll behave now.
In other news, /aco/ had at least one reason to exist.
It helped me find this qt >>>/aco/184731
The thread has more pics of her, in case someone's interested, and some other decent ones e.g. the armwrestling one.
>>43576094
It's...just a drawn girl, man.
>>43576157
Yes?
>>43576094
And as always, ruined by futa.
“I'll talk to her,” you grunt.
“Hope you enjoy the experience as much as I did,” Isyil chuckles, resting her chin on her arms as Zo'rok heads off to go fetch her.
He returns a little while later with two orcs escorting the lamia in question. It's obvious from looking at her that whatever orc claimed her has had plenty of fun with the lamia already. What meagre clothing she had hangs off her in shreds, the lamia's face a mess of smeared face paint and orcish seed.
“You, are you the leader of this warband?” the lamia hisses in harsh elvish, evidently having not lost her fire for her day spent as an orcish slave.
“I am Chieftain Ur'shal, my lieutenant tells me you have something to discuss with me,” you grunt, resting your hands on your axe as you loom over the lamia.
“What I have to discuss with you, 'chieftain', is my release to return to my goddess,” the lamia snarls, spitting your title with undisguised vitriol.
“And why should I do that? You were taken as spoils of battle, it would be most disrespectful to the gods, and to the orc who you were awareded to, if I just let you slither off,” you snort.
“Because, chieftain, great Xipil will not react kindly to this act of war. You have already taken this compound from her...”
“I don't recall giving it to her,” Isyil yawns, earning a venomous glare from the messenger.
“You have already taken this compound from her and violated her messenger. But perhaps if I am allowed to return to speak with her, there may yet still be time for a resolution to this which does not involve your entire clan being scourged in holy fire,” the lamia snarls, eyes wide with no small amount of zealous fervor.
Xipil has certainly bred her cultists fearless, to stand up to you even in this situation. So what to do, chieftain, what to do?
>Let the messenger return alone
>Let the messenger return with another envoy
>Keep the messenger, send another envoy to Xipil
>Keep the messenger, ignore Xipil
Other questions beforehand?
>Write-in
>>43576267
>Keep the messenger, ignore Xipil
"You bore me already. Be a good slave and prepare to birth many orc whelps"
>>43576267
>This Xipil, how old is she?
>Has she had young before? I'm not sure if I want to add somebody that's already a mother to my harem.
>Let the messenger return with another envoy
>>43576267
"So your only negotiation is a threat you can't really enforce unless i let you go anyway?"
>>43576341
That should be
>Keep the messenger, send another envoy to Xipil
Sending her back seems like kind of a horrible idea.
I mean, she'd obviously push for our "transgressions" being punished.
I am less certain as to whether we should contact Xipil yet.
We kind of have enough on our plate for the immediate future already and, while ignoring Xipil will defintely annoy her down the line, establishing contact could kick off trouble a lot sooner.
I'm still not really sold on diplomancing Xipil anyways, but if we do plan on that odds are our best hope may just be that we can sweep this under the rug anyways.
>Keep the messenger, ignore Xipil
>>43576211
Anon, there isn't even that much futa in the thread, and there isn't any below the post I linked.
You do know you can just hide posts with futa in them, right?
>>43576267
>>Keep the messenger, ignore Xipil
How the FUCK would she even learn that we took her envoy, and she didn't fall prey to a tribe of jungle beasts?
I wouldn't mind fucking her once real quick, to teach her a lesson, but I don't think that'd be polite, considering we already gave her away. hopefully her owner can keep her in line.
Before we answer her though,
>Taunt her into telling us of Xipil's capabilities by saying we doubt we should fear her, as we haven't heard any impressive feats from her.
>Ask how she'd make it back and how far it is subtly.
>Ask if she thinks everything in the jungle is Xipil's.
>Say we doubt their powers, ask how many worshipers they have.
>>43576341
>I'm not sure if I want to add somebody that's already a mother to my harem.
You speak nonsense, anon.
>>43576267
>>Keep the messenger, ignore Xipil
>>43576367
I'm pretty sure by "diplomancing" everyone means subjugating her, and then raping her into loving us while being sufficiently gentle and polite.
That's what I meant when I brought it up initially, anyway.
>>43576377
>You speak nonsense, anon.
It's specifically to piss her off. She's a mouthy little cunt and I'm sure her owner is going to love an absolutely rage filled snek to fuck.
>>43576267
>Keep the messenger, ignore Xipil
If we do plan to deal with Xipil diplomatically, we might as well approach the diplomacy like a professional.
That means, never mention any wrong-doing the other side may not know about and, if they bring it up, deny, deny, deny.
>>43576267
>Keep the messenger, send another envoy to Xipil
>>43576341
>I'm not sure if I want to add somebody that's already a mother to my harem.
>Who is Aleida
>Who is Ya'zada
>Who is maybe eventually Za'ria
>Who is harpy matriarch
That reminds me, we gotta get on/in (heh)Aza'ra sometime in the near future.
Really we need to find a way to passify a dragon. A poison maybe? They should be really damn resistant so something from the fey realms?
Enough to make her plyable until we can fuck true obediance into them.
>>43576267
>Keep the messenger, ignore Xipil
>>43576434
I'm pretty sure magical restraints would be the thing.
Once we take out Slaggyr, establish trade with some places that have the sort of magical stuff we need, and we will probably find something that would work for our conquest of Xipil.
Also ask her how Xipil would learn of this thing anyway.
And then I realise Xipil can just cast some scrying magic on this lamia.
Oops.
Changing >>43576377
to >>43576267
>>Let the messenger return alone
but ask the questions anyway.
Writing.
>>43576267
>Keep the messenger, send another envoy to Xipil
Let's see how long her fire will last in the slave pens
>>43576476
Guy's we aren't going to conquer the dragon, we're going to woo her, and conquer her heart.
>>43576611
Anon, no, you shouldn't take memes so seriously.
I'm the guy who started the "seduce her" meme, and I meant it in the sense that we seduced Isyil, for example.
>>43576611
What kind of faggot are you?
>>43576629
yeah anon, good way to get some nice street cred there
“Quite a lot of fire in this one, isn't there?” you laugh, Zo'rok and the two warriors chuckling at her tirade.
“Why should I fear Xipil and her little cult? I crushed this one easily enough,” you sneer, looming over the lamia.
“I wouldn't say crushed...” Isyil sighs, the messenger glaring up at you.
“Xipil's warriors outnumber yours five to one, and neither you, 'chieftain', not any of your followers can match the fury of the war goddess. You will all burn for these insults, mark my words.”
“Your words already bore me, lamia. You will not be returning to Xipil, you will be returning to your new master, and you'll put that fire to good use, bearing him many strong whelps for the clan,” you sneer, gesturing for the orcs to take her away.
“You'll regret this, all of you will,” the lamia screams as she's dragged away, struggling in vain against your warriors.
“The dragon won't like that,” Zo'rok smirks.
“She doesn't have to know.”
“Unless she already does, you know, magically.”
“If she already knows, then sending the messenger back wouldn't have made a difference either way. Let her master keep her, he earned it,” you grunt.
“Right. I'll make sure we have plenty of scouts down south keeping an eye out for Xipil's forces.”
>Let your clan celebrate until tomorrow
>Break camp, return home with your slaves and plunderIn regards to the questions not answered there, Ur already knows more or less where Xipil is based due to intelligence gained from elven slaves, and knows that Xipil is at most a few decades older than Slaagyr judging by eyewitness accounts of her size.
>>43576743
>>Break camp, return home with your slaves and plunder
We're in enemy territory here.
>>43576743
>Break camp, return home with your slaves and plunder
>>43576743
>Break camp, return home with your slaves and plunder
>>43576743
>>Break camp, return home with your slaves and plunder
Don't wanna missHORSE PUSSYandprime public NTR/kekolding opportunity.
>>43576743
>Break camp, return home with your slaves and plunder
>>43576743
>Break camp, return home with your slaves and plunder
>>43576743
>Break camp, return home with your slaves and plunder
>>43576743
>Let your clan celebrate until tomorrow
>>43576743
Fuck I love how fast your updates are, Lordy.
That's pretty decisive.
Writing.
Guys, I have a few ideas :
Siege weapons. We need them to conquer the city states, maybe we should ask the dwarven slaves how to construct them?
We should use the information about the shapeshifter base to attack with fire and when they scurry to contain the flames, we attack.
>>43577008
eh, don't really have the skill or ability to use siege weapons. barely have actual weapons/armor for our dudes.
>>43577033
well that's something we should work on then.
“I think the clan's had enough time to enjoy themselves. Gather up the loot and slaves and let's head back,” you grunt.
“No problem, Ur,” Zo'rok nods, turning and heading out of the ruined temple.
You wander the camp overseeing your clan making ready to leave. Looks like your lieutenants have their hands full prying your clanmates away from the new slaves, especially the newest additions, many of whom you suspect haven't had a female in years.
“Ur,” Dru'ak rumbles in greeting, looking as close to happy as your stoic friend ever has as the honorguard forms up around you. You suppose he must be enjoying his new slave.
Soon the clan is assembled, the cult compound reduced to a gutted ruin as your warriors lead a procession of slaves laden down with loot back out into the jungle. It's going to be a fair few days march back through the jungle, and you'll have to keep an extra careful eye on the slaves to ensure none of them try to slip away on the journey.
>Roll 1d20
>>43577008
The city states are a far off thing, we'll have to take care of Slaggyr and Xipil before that.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43577074
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43577074
>>43577089
>>43577090
>Exact same second
>Both 20
Good job
>>43577089
>>43577090
what ?
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>43577074
>>43577089
>>43577090
and so began the most magnificent return trip of all time
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>43577109
4chan's dice work based on the time. If two posts are posted at the same time, they will have the same roll results.
>>43577074
>>43576712
>>43576629
>Not wanting to read Xipil orcish love poetry, until she finally just gives in from pure mental strain.
Pleb taste confirmed.
Still not as lucky as Ash
You make good time through the jungle, your warriors staying alert to dangers from outside and the risk of slaves slipping away into the undergrowth. Your mates all make time to come up and speak to your during the journey, all, you suspect, fishing for praise for their part in the battle.
You've just finished assuring K'zala that there'll be plenty of time to reward her later when you're approached by Koz'rak, the lieutenant nodding to you and your mate as he approaches.
“Chieftain, we're being followed,” he grunts.
“How many?”
“Five, I think... didn't get a clear look at them, but they're definitely tailing us.”
You rub your chin, nodding to yourself. If the completely untrustworthy half-elf is to be believed, this could well be the adventuring party she spoke of.
“They're keeping a distance, for now anyway,” Koz'rak continues.
>This could be fun, gather up four others and go face them five on five
>Send your warriors out to encircle them and bring them down
>Just keep an eye on them for now
If you're picking option one, then
>Write-in who you want to takeThat was a high DC roll too.
>>43577235
>Just keep an eye on them for now
Got slaves and loot to worry about right now
>>43577235
>>Send your warriors out to encircle them and bring them down
H O R S E P U S S Y
O U
R S
S S
E Y
>>43577235
Who did we bring along again?
>>43577235
>This could be fun, gather up four others and go face them five on five
>>43577235
>This could be fun, gather up four others and go face them five on five
>K'zala
>Ya'zada
>Zo'rok
>Bra'kur
>>43577274
Pretty much everyone except Or'kug.
>>43577235
>This could be fun, gather up four others and go face them five on five
>Zo'rok
>Dru'ak
>Vor'zal
>Bra'kur
>>43577235
>>Just keep an eye on them for now
Wait for night, when our night vision gives us an advantage.
Then face the physical fighters alone.
Maybe bring Zo'rok to have him take care of the goblin.
What do we know of the adventurers again?
There's a physical fighter HORSE PUSSY who we will probably want to have.
There's a human/elf(?) ranger chick who I want to use to kek the two fags she's in a love triangle with.
There's a stuckup male elf mage and a charming male human?
and there's a male goblin.
>>43577337
>There's a human/elf(?) ranger chick who I want to use to kek the two fags she's in a love triangle with.
>who I want to use to kek
>kek
God I love the censor.
>>43577356
God damn it, and I just got used to using kek, will I have to return to using NTR again?
>>43577235
>>Send your warriors out to encircle them and bring them down
or
>>Just keep an eye on them for now
Facing them on their own terms sounds stupid when they have a shifty goblin.
Rolled 1 (1d2)
So it's a tie between facing them five and five, or just keeping an eye on them.
Rolling.
1: 5v5
2: keep an eye on them
>>43577356
>>43577337
For a second I was confused and thought that centaur autocensored to HORSE PUSSY
Okay, 5v5 wins. I'll count these two >>43577278
>>43577291 as votes, but if anyone else wants to throw in a vote for which four orcs to bring...
>Write-in
>>43577451
>Zo'rok
>Dru'ak
>Vor'zal
>Bra'kur
fine by me
>>43577451
Bring 4 of our honor guards without Dru'ak, let them enjoy fighting with their chief.
Plus, I wanna fuck both females before giving one away.
Is Vor'zal up for this? He did almost fucking die fighting in the raid.
>>43577541
You're right, I'd say K'zala or Sho'ka instead of him.
>>43577541
Your right, bring Ya'zada instead.
Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d4)
Zo'rok and Bra'kur both got three.
As for the other four...
>>43577676
what
Zo'rok, Bra'kur, Dru'ak and K'zala
Writing.
>>43577684
four other characters all got two votes, so I was rolling for it.
“They came here for a fight, so I say I go give them one,” you grin.
You stop, Dru'ak and Koz'rak both giving your curious looks.
“Koz'rak, make sure you've got some warriors scattered around in case they try to make a run for it,” you grunt, your lieutenant nodding and excusing himself.
“Dru'ak, you up for one more fight on this raid?” you ask, giving your old friend a toothy smile.
“Just us?”
“No, we'll take Zo'rok, Bra'kur and...K'zala, it'll be good practice for her.”
“Right,” he grunts, hefting his maul as you break off from the rest of the honorguard.
You send one of your warriors off to gather the others as you move back through your clanmates, meeting up with the rest of the group at the back of the raiding party.
“You chose wisely, chieftain, nothing these 'adventurers' have can match the great Bra'kur's power,” Bra'kur laughs, clapping his hands together with a crackle of lightning.
“Don't take them lightly. I'd rather take them prisoner, but kill them if you have to,” you grunt.
“So how we going to do this, Ur?” Zo'rok asks, as you start to push back through the jungle towards the adventurers.
>We step out and challenge them of course
>Make the first move, attack from ambush
>>43577825
>Make the first move, attack from ambush
>>43577825
>>We step out and challenge them of course
These people are silly "allies of justice" I'm sure.
Tell them we swear on everything we own that our orcs won't ambush them if they come out and challenge us face to face.
They'll have a better chance like this anyway.
>We step out and challenge them of course
We gotta surprise by not surprising.
>>43577825
>We step out and challenge them of course
>>43577825
>Make the first move, attack from ambush
We have 2 good stealth, make use of them.
>>43577825
>make the first move, attack from ambush
>>43577825
>Make the first move, attack from ambush
Ambush wins.
>Roll 1d20
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>43577951
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>43577951
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43577951
>>43577956
>>43577958
damn this thread is blessed today
>>43577959
Goddamit Orga
>>43577956
>>43577958
>>43577959
>18
>>43577951
Let's keep everyone alive, please.
>>43577970
Shush, anon.
>>43577956
>>43577958
Oh yeah. What a good time to catch this thread.
Remember guys, I want to recruit that goblin.
>>43578002
anon, you know as well as the rest of us that horse pussy takes priority
>>43578002
And I want to ntr the two pretty boys by fucking the humanoid chick in front of both of them.
We can give her away afterwards, this isn't considered rude, right Lordy?
>>43578027
Well, I want the females obviously for breeding purposes, But its time to bro it up with a goblin, even if we have to keep beating him until he does what we want
>>43578002
Why? Unless he's some ubermensch goblin with a foot long cock and the know how to use it, he won't be worth the time or effort to recruit him
>>43578002
Yeah, we need some non-orc spy.
>>43578027
best pussy isdolphinmermaid waifu when ?
>>43578027
I find the idea of having sex with a centaur really creepy but goddamn do I want her anyway.
If only to see if she's big/strong enough to ride.
>>43578046
>not just using him for halfgoblin whelps
He's too sneaky and too gobliny to be allowed to walk free.
>>43578058
Need them genes, I'm sure some females would be into him, it's not like all orcs have dicks over 9 inches long.
>>43578058
>with a foot long cock and the know how to use it
Why would he need a foot long cock? We're not letting him fuck any women. At least, not any important ones. We're going to have him do what goblins do best. Be a crazy little shifty fucker who poisons people.
>>43578068
Is it true thatdolphin vaginal secretions have aphrodisiac-like effect on human men?
>>43578069
>basically bestiality
>creepty
>>43578085
>not wanting eugenics
Need them goblin genemancer genes, nigga.
>>43578088
>Sapient being
>Bestiality
>>43578073
>I'm sure some females would be into him
[Citation needed]
>>43578118
Lordy confirmed orcs have fetishes, it's totally possible some would be into /ss/ or just domming smaller, physically weaker men.
>>43578118
If he truly is an "adventurer" goblin, that means he is probably heroic tier in terms of power level. I mean, remember that story about that elf slave who got tons of orc bitches from using a bow well? I doubt this goblin's as good, but he would have some positive qualities one would look for in a mate.
>>43578141
From using a bow well, not running from danger, being a good slave, and for working to protect his masters.
>>43578088
>spoiler
Dunno, seems like /b/ trolling.
Adventures of Ur and Goblin bro when?
I also had Arkail as my headcanon of what Ur looks like for the longest
>>43578134
>Orc women can have a particular fetish
>Ergo, orc women must have that particular fetish
Your logic is flawed. Just because it is possible for an orc woman to have a fetish for goblins does not mean that any of our females currently want to fuck a goblin.
>>43578186
What is that from?
>>43578196
I didn't say it was a certainty.
I said I was sure that it was the case.
>>43578204
Then who is the goblin fetishist? If you are certain there is one, who is it?
>>43578196
With the size of our tribe we probably have one or two who would be into that.
>>43578229
One of the unnamed female orcs.
>>43578229
ur mum
But seriously
>I didn't say it was a certainty.
>If you are certain there is one
You cannot into reading comprehension.
>>43578282
>I didn't say it was a certainty.
>I said I was sure that it was the case.
>I'm not saying there is one
>But there is one
“Best way to start a fight, when the other side doesn't know you're fighting. Zo'rok, K'zala, we strike first, then once the fight's started, Bra'kur, Dru'ak, you both come in from the other side and flank them.”
You sneak on a little ahead with your two stealthiest companions, slipping thorough the undergrowth as you approach the group. You first spy them in a small clearing, gesturing for your clanmates to stop as you peer out at them.
(cont)
>>43578334
You don't understand words, it seems.
>It is a certainty that there is one=There must be one.
>I'm certain there is one=There is a chance that there isn't one, but I think there is one.
It's the difference between 100% and the desired 50%
>>43578353
The group is as Yselt told you. A jungle elf male leading the group, obviously having no trouble tracking an entire orcish raiding party. He's wearing light leathers, a shield made out of some sort of beetle shell over the back of one arm, a spear clutched in the other as he stalks through the jungle with a grim look on his sharp features.
Behind him trots the centaur you heard about. Her bottom half four-legged, hoofed, a mottled mix of black and white across its surface, Ku'zag told you the bottom half resembles a horse, but since you've never seen a horse before, you'll just have to take his word for it. The top half looks a great deal more human, fair-skinned and chestnut-haired, her features surprisingly delicate given her size and the toned physique of her human half. She looks a little frustrated traversing the jungle, her body ill-suited for the tangled plant life, hacking away at the hanging vines with a large, heavy sword.
Flanking her are the two humans of the group, one of a kind you haven't seen before, his eyes slanted, his skin a lighter and less rich brown than the elves. Dressed in some sort of armoured robes, he walks with his hands resting on a pair of curved blades at his belt, looking more annoyed than anything, occasionally pausing to sweep hair from his eyes.
On the other side comes the other female, less pale than your cragfolk slaves, lightly tanned and with blonde hair cut to just above the shoulder, the top of it hidden beneath a bandana. Dressed in padded armour of grey and tan, she rattles slightly as she walks, a wide array of knives, spare bolts and other objects jangling from various belts and straps about her person. She's carrying something similar to the weapons you've seen dwarves using, a crossbow you think it was called.
(cont)
>>43578371
Finally, bringing up the rear of the group is the goblin, you're guessing. You don't know how such a tiny race can even survive as long as they have, the stunted adventurer barely visible above the undergrowth, and you suspect bringing up the rear in part just so that he can rely on his companions to trample a path for him.
Fortunately, while they are all keeping a close eye out, none of them have spotted you yet. Which means you have the first move.
Go for...
>The elf
>The centaur
>The male human
>The female human
>The goblin
If you have any specific plans or instructions for your group.
>Write-in
>>43578382
>Personally I say wait until night
>Aim for the Centaur
Glad to see the thread is up Warlord. Surprised its on the day F4 is released tho.
>>43578382
>>The elf
He's the leader and should die first. We obviously want the wimmin alive.
Have K'zala go for the goblin while Zo'rok attacks the elf with us.
>>43578382
>The centaur
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>>43578382
Remember the goblin uses poison
>>43578382
>The female human
Take out the crossbow first.
>>43578382
>>The female human
take out the sniper first
>>43578382
>>The elf
Right, info from our infobroker
>Male elf is a hunter, ranger, has grudge against us
>human female is a ranger, good at crossbow
>male human is a battlemage, melee kind
>centaur is raw strength
>goblin is goblin
So, in light og that info
>>43578382
>Tell someone to throw a net and take out the goblin when the ambush begins, since he's in the back anyway
>Get the human chick first, use her to taunt the males
>For the centaur, taunt her into following us into the treeline in battle, she has trouble in tight enclosed places
>>43578382
>The centaur
Wait for half of the group to pass then ambush.,
>>43578382
>The centaur
>>43578382
>>The male human
enemy battlemages are top priority
I wonder what Cylwyrri's strength stat is.
>>43578382
>The female human
Goblin is next top priority, would be best if him and the human chick could be caught simultaneously. Keep distance from centaur, let Ur deal with her later, maybe try to tangle up her legs.
GET DAT GOBLIN!
>>43578382
The centaur.
>>43578463
Fuck man... your name just makes me miss Whiskey and republic commando quest.
>>43578382
>The female human
A good crossbow is not only dangerous, but also not really something you can really counteract once fired.
Better take her out before she gets the chance to use it.
>>43578557
We can even use the crossbow against the rest, aye? Though probably for a single shot only.
This may just be me, but I wish cedargroove made more pics of chicks with smaller tits.
>>43578203
Of Orcs and Men game
>>43578382
>>43578455
This guy's plan, but send Zo'rok against the human chick while we go against the centaur, then Bra'kur can blast either the mage or the ranger and Dru'ak comes in for the rest
Writing.
>>43578622
Is it any good?
>>43578645
No. The combat system is so fucking clunky, it's nearly unusable.
Got to step out for a bit, as per usual. Back in an hour or so.
>>43578645
Sadly not.
>>43578534
And I miss KhornateCommando
>>43578751
Truly, no one else could melee down a jedi like it's no big thing...
“Zo'rok, you take down the female with the crossbow, I'll go for the centaur. K'zala, you take down the goblin, then the two of you attack the other two from the front,” you whisper, your clanmates nodding.
With Zo'rok and K'zala in tow, you circle around the adventurers, waiting for the right moment.
“So, hey, are we going to talk abot this?” the goblin asks, breaking the silence.
“About what?” the elf hisses, obviously none too happy with the sudden break of silence.
“About how fucking many orcs there were. No-one ever said there'd be that many orcs.”
“There are a lot more than we were told,” the human female shrugs.
“Orcs breed, it makes no difference. Once the chieftain dies, they'll fracture,” the elf replies, his tone decidedly less sharp than it was against the goblin.
“It's not like the chieftain's hard to spot, you just need to put a bolt in his brain and we can go home, easy payday,” the male human shrugs.
“I agree with Bootknife that we should reconsider our plan...” the centaur chimes in, earning a thankful grin from the goblin.
“...but that doesn't mean we should run away. This clan has already killed a lot of innocent people, and enslaved many more, it's our duty to...”
The goblin's grin fades, the human male groaning as he puts his face in his palm.
“Okay Cyl, we get it,” the human female sighs.
“That's enough talking, we don't want their scouts to hear us. We just need to wait for the chieftain to let his guard down,” the elf continues, turning back to end the conversation with a swipe of his hand.
Of course with all the attention on him, no-one is checking the flanks.
(cont)
>>43579481
You burst from the undergrowth, crossing the distance to the adventurers in seconds. The human female spins with impressive speed, levelling her crossbow at you, for a moment you think you're about to catch a bolt in the neck, but her aim suddenly slips, the shot slamming into the trunk of a tree.
“Wh-wha?” she mumbles, staring dumbly at a small dart sticking through the thin armor on her arm.
You push straight past her, crashing bodily into the centaur as she hurries to turn, slowed by the tangled undergrowth, shoulder-barging her off of her feet down on her side with a shriek.
“If you're waiting for me to let my guard down, you'll be waiting a long time,” you sneer.
You hear an “oh shit” from the goblin and a clash of metal as he pulls out a dagger just in time to block K'zala's attack, the two of them exchanging a flurry of slices and stabs which just barely fail to connect as they circle.
“You, you die here,” the elf cries, charging at you.
You head a ear-splitting crack, the elf being knocked off course in his charge, bringing his shield up just in time to block the brunt of a arc of lightning. He rolls as he lands, already hopping back up to his feet, his shield charred and slightly split along the edge.
“We might have a problem, Akipu,” the male human shouts, as he ducks under Dru'ak's maul, the heavy block of steel splintering the branch above him, raining splinters down on the human.
The centaur is struggling to pick herself up, though even in her current state you probably shouldn't approach carelessly, her powerful legs kicking as she tries to tear her way free of the undergrowth, her sword still clutched firmly in her hand.
The human female isn't entirely down yet, despite the dart, though she seems to be having enough trouble standing up straight right now, as she fumbles for some bottle on her belt.
>Knock out the Centaur
>Help with the elf
>Help with the human male
>Help with the human female
>Help with the goblin
Delicious 18 ambush soon, the centaur's dream if riding through the hoard like a scythe through wheat, when the 8" Mac The Truck of an orc barrels into her out of nowhere!
>We still havnt gotten to find out who the mom of the ranger is.
>>43579498
>>Knock out the Centaur
>>43579498
>>Knock out the Centaur
Might as well finish what we started.
>>43579498
Have Zo'rok get a dart into the centaur, it should make it harder for her to stand at least, then have him tie up the human female.
Throw a dagger to confuse the goblin, then focus on the male elf.
I sure hope we told these people what the adventurers are capable of.
>>43579502
what
>>43579498
>Knock out the Centaur
>>43579498
>>Knock out the Centaur
GET DAT GOBLIN!
As a side note, does anybody imagine the Ogress coven as a female version of pic related. Warlord, you're a JoJo fan. Were they your inspiration for Ashuris and crew. I always imagine them posing when they're together.
Does a crossbow hit even half as hard as an orcish bow does in the hands of a strong orc?
>>43579498
>Help with the human female
>>43579579
>Warlord, you're a JoJo fan. Were they your inspiration for Ashuris and crew.
They weren't, but now I'm going to keep seeing seeing them that way.
>Roll 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>43579661
Shoulda gone for the female
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>43579661
get dat goblin
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>43579661
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>43579661
>>43579498
>help with the human female
The Centaur is apparently stuck.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43579666
The human female, I mean.
Our luck, it seems, is gone.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>43579661
BIG MONEY PLZ
Ay guys, reroll?
>>43579698
No, let's not waste a favor on this.
Hopefully our other orcs aren't this unlucky.
I'd suggest switching to concentrating on the human female after the centaur throws us off and letting Zo'rok help K'zala with the goblin, if we can do that.
>>43579661
Can we?
>>43579728
We have a bunch of fucking re rolls. They're just sitting there waiting to be used.
Want to burn a Zol'gor Tor favor? You have 3 remaining.
>>43579749
3 is not a bunch.
>>43579751
No, I'd rather switch target.
>>43579751
Yes
>>43579751
Nah.
>>43579751
I don't think we need more than 3 re-rolls stored from any one god. I don't want to just re-roll blitz some super important roll so we can't possibly lose. Burn it bitches!!!!
>>43579751
Yes
>>43579751
Sure, whatever.
>>43579751
Sure
>>43579751
Yes
Oh shit, what if these guy burn favor to fight us. Right, certain enemies can do that? Adventurers would be the PC equivalents. BURN FIGHT!
>>43579751
Yes
>>43579751
Yes
>>43579839
I think by "certain characters" they meant people doing amazing feats like rebuilding entire civilizations from practically the ground up.
Okay, favor burned.
>Roll 1d20
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43579913
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>43579913
>>43579913
time to waste our favor
>>43579751
Yeah
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>43579913
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>43579913
HWG
>>43579921
>>43579924
>>43579937
>15
I don't think this would knock out a melee fighter centaur, but we'll see.
>>43579913
Lordy, Y'zagya Zoka favors are used to reroll for our slaves, right, but can they be used to reroll for sex competitions/challenges too?
>>43579929
Stop your bitching.
>>43579975
>but can they be used to reroll for sex competitions/challenges too?
Yeah, sure.
>>43579975
She's down already though and I think we have bonuses so it might be enough.
>>43579975
Don't worry, we still got two re-rolls from that God and we will most likely gain another favor before we re-roll again for that God
>>43579975
We kind of have an extreme advantage as a half ton slab of muscle that is Ur.
She's on the ground so she's lost most of her power, which is in her lower half.
By my calculations, we're probably going to get at least either centaur or human ntr smut today.
Maybe even some orc on orc smut later on, depending on how things go.
>>43580101
It's ok for me to want the Centuar to whinny when she cums right?
>>43580295
I... I don't think so? She doesn't have a horse upper body, how would she even whinny? It's not like she has the physical whinnying capabilities that a horse does. She would have to literally be imitating the whinnying of a real horse intentionally, and that sounds unexpected and unlikely, and quite frankly undesired.
I mean, maybe eventually I can see Ur ordering her to do that, if she's into that sort of thing or something. But not the first time she's taken and she's still resisting her new life as a slave.
>>43580324
NOW CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN!
>>43580383
That's what harpies are for.
>>43580406
We do want her to buck though.
>>43580406
They'd be great at making an authentic clucking sound as well.
That avian voice box, or whatever they have, mate.
>>43580438
I want her to wink, if you know what I mean.
You circle around the centaur as she curses, starting to tear herself loose of the undergrowth she's tangled up in, starting to roll up onto her feet. With her legs under her and no longer a threat, you step in, parrying an impressively strong strike of her sword on the blade of your axe.
Before you can follow up however, she swings again, gripping the sword two-handed, letting the blade arc around past your guard, just barely missing your arm as you step back, the centaur starting to pick herself up.
With a roar, you lunge forward again, catching her off balance just as she's getting her feet back under her, tearing the sword from her hands, the force of the blow flinging it off into the undergrowth out of sight. She rears back, and you sidestep the panicked kick, slamming the handle of your axe into the midriff of her human half, bringing her back down onto all fours with a pained gasp.
As the centaur staggers, clutching her stomach, you step round to one side of her, just behind her human half, wrapping a powerful arm around her neck, clamping down around the arteries. She gives a strangled yelp, scrabbling at your arm, but strong though her top half is for something with a puny human physique, she's still not strong enough to dislodge you, her feet stamping the ground as you bring all your weight down on her, her struggles getting weaker as she slips into unconsciousness.
Finally she goes limp in your grip, her full weight almost bringing you down with her before you let her go, dropping to the jungle floor unconscious.
(cont)
>>43580406
You have to watch harpies closely. If you don't, they'll hatch diabolical schemes.
>>43580479
You turn to see how the rest of the fight is going, finding the results to be... mixed. Zo'rok has brought down the human, and while it looks like she threw off the effects of the poison somehow, she made the foolish mistake of landing a few heavy blows on his enchanted shield with a handaxe, your old friend making sure to pin her down and bind her arms and legs before she could recover.
K'zala is still locked in combat with the goblin, neither seeming able to score more than superficial blows on each other, blackened marks of frostbitten skin visible along his arms while K'zala bleeds from a few cuts through her leather leggings.
Dru'ak also seems to be locked into something of a stalemate with the male human, his body thrumming with blue pulses of magical energy as he matches the massive orc blow for blow, Dru'ak looking more than a little frustrated by his inability to overpower the magically empowered human.
Bra'kur is keeping the elf at a distance, just barely, though the elf is proving too quick to strike with his lightning, and the sorcerer bears several nasty wounds from where the elf has drawn close enough to stab at him. The elf does seem to have lost his shield during the exchange however, and you suspect that at this stage it's as much luck as speed keeping him clear of your lieutenant's magic.
>Aid K'zala
>Aid Dru'ak
>Aid Bra'kur
>Write-in any orders you have for other clanmates
>>43580497
>>Aid Dru'ak
Tell Zo'rok to help out (the great) Bra'kur.
>>43580497
>>Aid Bra'kur
>>43580497
>Aid K'zala
>>43580497
>>Aid Bra'kur
>>43580497
>Aid K'zala
Poison is a much more deadly concern this far from respite. Ide prefer to captutre him, knowing were to find the goblins would be beneficial.
Zo should go help Bra'kur
>>43580497
>>Aid Dru'ak
>>43580497
>aid Bra'kur
>>43580497
>>Aid K'zala
Tell Zorok to use the human to distract the elf and the human by acting like he's about to kill her.
>>43580497
>Aid Bra'kur
Take over on the elf so he can support the others with his artillery.
>>43580497
Changing >>43580547 to supporting >>43580553
But still have Zo'rok use the chick as a distraction, then have him help K'zala.
>>43580547
Why not tell him to have some fun with her, that should distract them.
>>43580497
>Aid Bra'kur
>>43580497
>Aid K'zala
>>43580583
Because we're in the middle of battle, plusI want to fuck her once to ntr the elf and the human
Okay, so looks like you're to help Bra'kur, freeing him up to assist with the others.
As for Zo'rok
>Have him distract them by threatening to kill the human female
>Have him distract them by copping a feel of the human female
>Have him aid Dru'ak
>>43580583
Second tell him to Fuck their love one in front of them that should distract them, but we have to he prepared to save his ass.
>>43580678
>>Have him distract them by copping a feel of the human female
>>43580678
Aid Dru'ak
>>43580678
>Have him distract them by copping a feel of the human female
Tell him to do more though.
>>43580678
>Have him distract them by copping a feel of the human female
>>43580678
>>Have him aid Dru'ak
