Ok guys, uh, Sergeant left and now we kind of have to clean up all these dead bodies of cats and guardsmen. Great..Continuing from last thread, horde of cats attacked the guardsmen in the bunker, many died on both sides
Does anyone want me to... modify their lasguns to be more effective? I assure you that there is AT MOST only a 40% chance of later explosion.
Cool, I'll let yall know when I'm ready to fight the Lictor
>Moves from its observation spot after having successfully analyzed the preys from their last battle with Chaos Furries.
>>43563632
Good that a Lieutenant is still there. Shood we shove them in a mass grave or just burn them?
I do believe that 4chan ate my last post.
Does anyone want a free servo skull? I have many extras!
>several white-painted floating scarabs materialize out of thin air
>>43563632answers to messages on last thread
>>43563216 #
>>43563146 #
A while back. First day on Mara. I was on third wave of troops, to investigate where we were as navigation had malfunctioned. We were en route to Tranch, but instead got stuck on Mara. The chaos was... I don't... Cold... Dark... Flashes everywhere, frozen corpses, the buzzing, the hunger, the bugs... All happened so fast. Out of hundreds of thousands... A few hundred got off the frozen rock, most to get executed. Mister I got me here instead of the chopping block, and I like it. Plenty of food, I'm allowed to hunt... It's just great here.
>>43563713fukken spoiler malfunction.
>>43563672
Well, The techpriests have already shown me pretty much everything you can do with a hellpistol without breaking it, and they're pretty hard to come by so i'll pas -
>>43563675
Stop. Did anyone else just hear something?
>>43563713
..Oh..wow.
>>43563699
Uh, I don't know. This entire thing is crazy.
Quick question as I could not join last thread in time: did you guys get out of the complex? And if so, what kind of environment is it outside? Jungle? Urban...?
>>43563632
I've not left yet Hank, I'm still debating whether it's a good idea.
I mean the other part of my trip is to get one of my troops some combat experience, but you don't just send a rupert against a damned Lictor. Especially not -this- rupert.
>>43563755
It is your choice, sir. We're too busy trying to clean up this mass of dead bodies.
>>43563755
*clears the barrels of the crank cannon* Lictor? Do they hav good teeth?
>>43563744I believe we're still in the general area
I'm going to go get my kit just in case.
Watching from spaceship. Good now we know how they will fight
>>43563744The immediate area outside is completely cleared of anything with the previously mentioned ludicrously overarmed Chimera watching the -main- entrance. Slightly less immediate is the remains of the above ground part of the base. Beyond that is a wooded area.
>>43563744
[I'm not sure, but the environment is mostly ruins a la Cadia
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>43563738
Let me try to scan the area with my superior robot senses!
"I think I need more lasgun ammo"
>>43563816I think I should go to sleep, I'm getting too sloppy... Well, a little longer
Good, thank you.
>The creature approaches its preys silently, its skin has helped so far to cammouflage itself from any human eye, and the sewers' slime is almost clean from its ecoskeleton, yet still giving a small hint of its position
(Yet again DC to detect the lictor flanking is 70)
>>43563876
>is completely oblivious to the lictor, continuing to pick up dead bodies
Rolled 42 + 10 (1d100 + 10)
>>43563876
*Busy eating cat*
>>43563847How do rolls work exactly? For now I'm going to assume it's for degrees of success
>points down a hallway
I think it came from over there!
>>43563852
Here you go son, use this!
>offers the guardsman a gauss flayer
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>43563876
*polishing his sword, scanning the are for enemys of the emperor to violently purge*
>>43563895was supposed to be minus... Whatever, fail it is either way
*pours water into ears*
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>43563912
The enemy! The Xeno! Attack soldiers of the God Emperor.
*charges*
Rolled 24 (1d100)Sorry I was away, something got my attention for a bit.
>Unleashes a burst of static as he pulls out his stolen las-pistol and looks around.
>>43563912
>The lictor is careful, but it becomes confident, an easy prey, not paying attention, just polishing its sword away from the group.
>Sadly for the Lictor, that prey is a kriegger with a keen eye.
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>43563876
>returns in full riot gear carapace armor
Now I feel much less worried. But still..
>warily eyes the corridor
>>43563934
*stumbles and falls into a crate cutting himself with his blade*
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>43563934That roll tho.
>The creature reacts out of pure instinct, engaging the Kriegger in battle.
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>43563964
....I..don't even-
DID YOU SAY XENO?!
>>43563972
FOR THE EMPEROR!
>Attempts to fire at the Lictor's face!
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>43563972
>whispers
Sotekh warned us of this!
Open fire!
>takes aim with his gauss flayer
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>43563934
>Springs into action and runs after the Quartermaster, las-pistol firing.
*Looks at the newly acquired xeno gun*
B-but that's heresy!
>>43563972
*diversive bionics and pain suppressors start working bringing the Krieger back on his legs*
*activates power sword*
For the Emperor! Regiment to me!
>>43564014
Oh no! This is a fancy new SUPER hotshot lasgun! Would a techpriest ever lie to you?
>hastily places aquila sticker on the side
>>43563951
>>43563972
>raises his hotshot towards the Lictor and fires off several bursts
Come on then you cunt! I'll take your limbs and LET GARY HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOU!
>>43563972
SHIT!
>carefully aims his hellpistol and squeezes the trigger
SOMEONE KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MORE!
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>43563992
>>43564004
>>43564013
Rollin' for defense
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>43564045Derp. Forgot roll.
Rolled 30 (1d100)
Anyone up for some steamed crab?
>fires at a steam pipe on the wall next to the lictor
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>43564052forgot to roll
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43563951
*Panics and drops the crank cannon, attempts to bite a leg*
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>43564056
>Lets loose an unusually loud burst of static before lunging at the Lictor with a lit plasma welder.
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)
>>43564056Second attempt with some malus for being wounded
I'm getting to old for this shit.
>>43564056
>Managing to avoid most rounds mid-charge, one bullet hits its face, it makes minor burns, a lasgun is nothing a Lictor can't stand.
>It leaps forward against the quartermaster, using its mantis-like appendages as a shield vs enemy fire.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>Valkyrie screams in over head, a Harakoni Sergeant gets out, brandishing a bolter and a chain sword is tied to his hip.
Alright you pukes, command decided to send me in to get you straightened out...
Wait, what the fuck is going on? A lictor, here?
>Takes aim with his bolter
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>43564123Now I'm the idiot who forgot to roll.
>>43564149Uhh, we're indoors inside a bunker.
>>43564149we're inside a bunker
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>43564123
FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN XENO SHIT LOVING ASS HOLE FILLED FUCKING UNHOLY-
>lunges forward with lasgun, attempting to jump onto the Lictor shooting it
FUUCCKK YOOOUUU!
>>43564088which leg? WHICH LEG?!?
>>43564120
"THEIR ARMOR'S ON THE OUTSIDE! GET YOUR GUN IN IT'S MOUTH AND EMPTY CLIP!"
>>43564123you see gibbers rolled 20 on trying to bite some leg?
Are we playing with d20 or d100?
Rolled 11 (1d20)
The Emperor cleary despises me for my failure. Fuck this power sword. I will do it the traditional Krieg way.
*throws the power sword away, draws a showel and attacks
AFAIK Non-combat stuff is 1d100 and combat is 1d20. I think.
>>43564169
>>43564171Wait what? I thought the Lictor asked if we were outside and people answered giving it the outside environment? Fuck. I'm new here sorry. I guess I land and then walk in?
>>43564188i think its 20 for combat, 100 for other actions
>>43564204no I think he was asking what kind of terrain was outside the bunker that we are currently in
>>43564188d20 for combat. d100 for everything else
>>43564088mfw this roll
*Has a good hold on left leg with his teeth*
>>43564213I guess I'm outside then, just kinda confused where everyone is.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43564149
A Harakoni? Bless the Emperor!
>>43564123
>>43564159
Men! PURGE THIS ABOMINATION FROM THIS PLANET. YOUR EMPEROR'S WILL SHALL BE DONE!I really wish I could inspire the troops just by giving orders and shouting random Pro-Imperial chants, but this would be unfair.. Should also probably say that d20 is usually the combat dice but meh, it's not set in stone as last thread showed.
>>43564218FUUU!!!....
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>43564088
>The bite is surprisingly deep, making the lictor fall to the ground, both by the weight of the trooper on its leg and by the pain.
>It tries to kick Gibbers off with the other leg as the rest of guardsmen (and xeno infiltrators) unleash hell into the creature, yet it still holds onto life as its exoskeleton shrugs off most of the fire.
>>43564227You could always have it that the Valk droppes you outside and the Chimera Crew directed you inside to where the fightinga going on?
I have to retreat from close combat any other specialist here? And prepare a damned medic.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>43564259
>attempts to fire at the lictor's eye in the hope of blinding it, even temporarily
>>43564232
Nomnommomm? *tries to speak with teeth essentially locked around lictor's leg*
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43564259
*Fires the Inferno pistol at the xeno*
>>43564259
*Flies off in a high arc and missing multiple teeth*
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43564266Sounds like a plan.
>Sprints inside the bunker to find the troops fighting the Lictor
BY THE EMPEROR!
>Opens fire with bolter
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43564259
>Attempts to use his mechadentride to clamp onto the lictor's head.
>>43564269
I've got some basic medical training QM. I can hold you together until we find the Chirurgeon, as long as it's not too bad.Two honest questions. Do you guys think Hell March 1 or 2 was better? Also, am I correct in thinking that the nickname 'Hellgun' only applies to Hotshots with a backpack power supply
>>43564316I'm off to sleep, have fun guys. I'll read what happened when I wake up and join if the thread is still going
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>The ambush is a utter failure and the wounded beast knows it, it has centered the whole attention of lasfire, explosives, teeth and gauss at it, and is now paying the consequences.
>It roars as it manages to push Gibbers off, but is hit by even more gunfire niw that there's no room for the guardsmen to accidentaly hit gibbers.
>A mechadentride takes away an eye and 2 of its feeder tentacles as it gets up back on its feet.
>It tries to flee back to the shadows.
>>43564362Hell March 1.
Also, no. The Hellgun is a lasgun hooked to a backpack power source to allow for infinite las-machine gunning, a Hotshot is a Lasgun that shoots a much more powerful shot.
>>43564362Hell march 1. But Red Alert 2 is still the best Red Alert game.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>43564395
Like hell!
>The detective takes another carefully aimed shot
>>43564362
There is a hole in my chest. Luckily my lungs have been replaced by some artifical stuff long ago when I got gassed on Vrax, but it is still bleeds quite heavily.
And two mechanical fingers should lay around somewhere.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>43564395
Not getting away that easy!
>Fires another salvo of bolter rounds at the beast.
>>43564395
Give the xenos no quarter men! This is the fate that befalls the Xenos, the Mutant and the Heretic! Our God Emperor demands it's death and WE SHALL NOT FAIL HIM! Men of the Imperial Guard! CHARGE!!
>sprints after the Lictor, firing off a hail of shots as he moves.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>43564395
Not so fast.
*Fires one bolt pistol shot, while spitting some blood.*
>>43564456
UURRAAA!
>chases after the Xeno
>>43564456
Oh shit. that's what it WANTS.
>Shrugs
In for a credit, in for a chit, as the old man used to say. Anyone else who's going to be pursuing that thing, we need to stay close.
>>43564425
>The shot travels right into one of the remaining 5 lictor eyes, blinding it permanently.
>The creature stumbles a little but it's exoskeleton already begins to change colors as it tears a open the floor into the sewer system, jumping in.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43564397Now I'm confused. That's what I thought myself, but according to Lexicanum a Hellgun is simply a Hotshot with a bigger battery. And now you say this. My mind is full of fuck.
So yeah. I should start saying Hellgun seeing as that is what I have.
>>43564456I am fucking up roll again.
Rolled 17 (1d100)
> Attempts to quietly retrieve the discarded power sword...
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>43564493
>Jumps down and continues to fire at it
Fuck you Xeno scum!
"Hey guys, what's going on? My squads bird crashed about 15 miles away and I had to run through enemy lines to get here. I brought lhos."
>>43564533
Hank you idiot! Get back up here! There's brave and then there's stupid!Hank just done that one bit where Han charges after the Stormtroopers only to find....more Stormtroopers.
>>43564533
>Despite the shot hits nothing, it illuminates the path ahead as it flies, there's somekind of broken structure by the sewer system corner.
>>43564548
Did you brought medics? There is quite some hole in my chest.
>>43564519
Not so fast cogboy. I'm not dead yet.
>>43564567
FOR THE EMMPPEERROOORRR!kek
>>43564588
Huh?
>>43564567
Sir, I found a strange broken structure by the sewer corner! Might be dangerous!
>>43564596
The medic kind of got eaten, he did blow up the thing that got him though. All I really got is some bandages.
>Tosses the badages over
>>43564611
If my time with the Guard has taught me anything, it's that you never, ever, enter a weird broken structure you find underground.
>>43564640
I dunno, that seems to be around ninety percent of the missions I do.
The rest is blowing shit up.
Does everyone just charge in without thinking in this outfit?
>>43564548
Well, there's a lictor in the sewers. And the Quartermaster's bleeding out. Which someone decided to just charge after.
>Holsters his hellpistol and takes the shotgun off his back.
If we're going to go down there, we might as well use gear meant for close quarters. As a group.
>>43564611
>sticks his hand into the hole to help Hank up.
That's fascinating but you can tell me about that after we get you back up here. That's a damned order.
Rest of you, cover us!
>>43564617
That will do for now, until I can fix the damage on the bionics. My implants will allow me to keep fighting.
> Lets out a disappointed burst of static before placing the power sword by the Krieger's side.
>>43564665
What happened to 90 percent of the people you know?
>>43564640
I guess.
>>43564683
>takes the hand, pulling himself up
Sir.
>>43564703
Ninety percent of them died but that's because they forgot the most important thing you should have when killing the enemies of man.
Long. Barrel. Meltaguns.
Seriously, it's the solution to any problem, look at the finish on this baby!
>Strokes the side of his meta tenderly
>A lictor's roar can be heard echoing from the distance in the sewer system. As well as some human screams and begs to the dark gods for mercy, silenced quick enough.
>>43564759
Huh. New gods.
>>43564683
Sir, it might be a good idea for us to wait up here, refresh and regroup before exploring suspicious underground tunnels.
Of course, that gives the xeno more time to escape and lick it's wounds, so it's your call, sergeant.
>sits down vaguely guarding the sewer entrance
>>43564693
I can try to fix your bionics.
>>43564759
Well, I guess the Chaos cult and the Nids aren't connected. Mystery solved.
...but that also means this was probably a jerkoff assignment. Throne!
Inb4 someone goes "wat": dark gods is another name given to the chaos gods.
>>43564759
At first this fucker stabs me and then he kills my favourite pray. This is infuriating!
>>43564693
I'll do my best. Admittedly that'll be to get a dressing on it and slow the bleeding.
>>43564708
You done well, little risky but you done well.
Now, tell me what thus structure looks like, as well as you can
>>43564759
>glances towards the sewer grate.
Fuck me, you guys think we pissed it off?
>>43564837Hurr....new suc ting uz derk goods HURR HURR HURR HURR.
I kid, I kid.
>>43564849
Ah fuck it, consent is for the weak.
>fiddles with some wires hanging out of your brain, the light on your optic sensor turns green and you feel like your soul just took a punch to the gut
*busts out of vent grate*
THRONE FUCK I SLEPT A LONG TIME! WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S THE BUG?!
>>43564876
I..don't exactly know sir. It just seemed very broken, I couldn't get a good look, sir.
>>43564878But the hole is in my chest and my lung is damaged. The head is still behing helmet and gassmask.
>>43564910oh. I guess some wires hanging out of your chest then
Too bad I don't kno- uh, remember anything about human biology.
>>43564878
What in the Emperor's name is this?!
>>43564901
We fucked it sideways and it ran off mate. Took a couple of it's tentacles and I think we got a couple of it's eyes. Ran off down there and ate some Cultists.
>points to the hole in the grating the Lictor tore open.
>>43564901
Dunno mate, I just got here.
Say, do you like Meltas?
>>43564950
Uh, nothing... Here, have an STC
>hands Wellsley the blueprint for a croissant
>>43564907
...well then, any volunteers to go down and have a look?
Anyone?
>>43564826
>Starts ruminating to himself
Genestealers on Cadia. Pfft. That's so fucking impossible, I should have known I was getting the finger.
>pauses and calms down a bit.
Now lets not jump to conclusions here.
The Inquisitor wouldn't have someone he's scoped out for a potential protege sent on an assignment that wouldn't bear results. He knows Genestealers are my specialty.
So either he thinking I need my horizons expanded or - The thricedamned Governer pulled some strings.
>Starts getting pissed again
>>43564985
We need to go as a group. Going into a nid nest and splitting up is basically signing your own death warrant.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>43564985
Thanks for volunteering, always need a meatshi- I mean hero to go first, take this with you.
>Hands over a demo charge
>Pushes the Lance Corporal down the hole
>>43564985
Uhh..
>>43564974X1 Serving of DOOM ready for deployment from the reserve oven sir!
>>43564985
Gary'll probably go down there. But ideally he would stay up here.
>>43564985
>
I'll send some of my servo scarabs to have a look without risking anyone's life.
>>43564950
Whatever it is. It can't be worse than the Neurosuppressor I implanted myself thatturned out to be tainted. I was puking warp dust into my trench for five weaks until I managed to turn it of.
Anyway this is just some emergency repairs. I will replace it with real bionics back in the base. There is still some nice stuff back in my quarter.
>>43565074So many typos. I think I should go to sleep soon.
>>43565028
>>43564950
GOOD! All you chuckle fucks can follow if you want!
*stalks off into passage*finally, able to participate...
>>43565038
>looks at the Kasrkin dubiously.
>is obviously unhappy.
Excuse me, could you not throw my men down holes as bait please? You have Whiteshields for that you know.
>>43565074
I could have you sent up on the next Valkyrie heading shipside if you wish. Or if you believe you can stay in the fight, you can stay planetside. Choice is yours.
>>43565063
>several poorly-disguised scarabs disappear into the sewer, scouting for the lictor
>>43565109
Be careful down th-
>trips and falls on Gary
AAAAHH!
>>43565128
Hey, I'm a Kasrkin, I technically have more value than him.
Anyway, if everyone's going down I think I'll join them.
>Melts a new hole in the floor, jumps down that instead
>>43565128
The fight never end Sergeant. Thats just some little scratch. When I get bisected you can start to worry.
>As you approach, the broken structure comes to shape that can be recognized. It's a 4 meters tall steel door, teared open from the inside.
>There are many gibbed corpses on the outside of humans and servitors, the only recognizable feature out of them is that some were wearing robes, Ordo Xenos robes.
>Now that you think of it, the remains of the door seem to have some Inquisitorial heraldica.
Wait, does the bunker have a sewer control?
I turned the power on, remember?
>>43565146
You accident prone son of a bitch! Ok just stay here and shoot the fuck if it shows up. Or sneeze him to death I don't care!
>>43565164
Alright fancy boy! You cover your area and I'll cover mine! I'll come if I hear screaming.
>Pulls out a grapple and uses it to descend
>>43565176
Oh, i think i see now...
>Readies his weapon
Alright, we have no idea what's in there, and we're not sure if the lictor is.
>>43565176
>three scarabs float inside, their hastily built hover systems making them clumsy in the air
>>43565176
*snifffff...*
Yeah, I'm on your trail you shit... smell me and know I'm coming for your hide...ahhhh I see where you're going with that... ordo xenos facility, makes sense.
>>43565109
>>43565146
Fuck it, the Emperor protects.
>drops down aswell, carefully dodging the others already down there.
>>43565169
You're welcome to join us down here.
>>43565176
This....might be just a bit over our heads though.
ok i've got a little under an hour before I have to go do something. be back when I can.
>>43565207
Let's do this, I got your back!
And remember chucklefucks, the guy with least kills buys the drinks afterwards!
I'll stay here with the other techpriests and tell you if you're about to die!
>>43565252
Sir..thats...Ordo Xenos..oh my um.
>hides behind skelly
IM NOT SCARED SIR, JUST CAUTIOUS! HIGHLY CAUTIOUS!
>>43565267
> Switches over to binary and speaks to Nyzart
>"It's a sewer, can't we just find a cogitator with access to the sewer to flush the lictor?"
I know someone in the Ordo, actually. I'm sure she'll be very interested in this.
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>43565332
>No need! My servo scarabs are on it already!rollan to see if they find it
>>43565238
>The place is a mess of gibs and blood, but the computer systems appear to still be functioning and the place has energy.
>There are many records of Tyranid Scientific names and a designated ID number, as well as an expository of dissected gaunts from hive fleet behemoth.
>There are some cages that hold tyranid lifeforms in forced cryo-hibernation, held for study, all of the cages with the scientific name of the species they hold inside.
>These cages are generally for small tyranid biophorms such as gaunts, all of them of hive fleet Kraken or Behemoth.
>There's a bigger one torn open that reads "Tyranicus Chameleo - Leviathan".
>>43565367
FUCK SHIT
>accesses comms network
GUYS I THINK IT CAN BLEND IN WITH ITS SURROUNDINGS
>>43565176
Well well, this is interesting. Looks like this wasn't just a supply depot after all.
Now what could the inquisition be doing down here that would warrant such secrecy...
>>43565367
Mystery solved. Though why the hell this place is abandoned with a bunch of other bugs on ice...
How old do you think those bones are?
>>43565367
...Shit.
We're going to need a flamer!
>>43565360
>turns to techpriest 9
Sorry, I can't find it. Wanna go on a little adventure?
>>43565301
>>43565367
>looks to Hank and whispers an order of "Keep quiet you idiot."
>signals to Gary to advance with him.
"Oh....fuck.....We're gonna need demo charges mate."
>"To where?"
>>43565429
I've got dragonsbreath loaded, should do in a pinch.
>>43565419
Usual shit they always do. Dicking around trying to find a "better" way to kill xenos when buckshot, bolts, and promethium work just damn fine.
But I aint complaining, been years since I killed a Lictor.
>>43565458
To find your primitive logic device.
Why would anybody set up a research station on Cadia of all planets?
>>43565429
Soldier, what the fuck else could this be?
*brandishes his Sororitas flamer*
>>43565429
Don't worry lad, gaunts are easy enough to deal with, it's the bigger one I'm worried about....
>>43565468
What do you think Gary? Might be more than one of the invisible bastards?
>>43565474
Well, it is a fortress world, full of soldiers capable of comabting the threat. Its also the last place anyone would think of looking.
It's like hiding a pleasure resort on Catachan, no one would look for it there.
>Lights a lho and
>>43565472
>"Let's not flush the fleshbags too. How about we go find something to...acquire in the name of the Omnissiah instead?"
>>43565486
Maybe exchanging my handflamer for an inferno pistol wasn't such a good idea after all.
>>43565367
Alright, let's have a look at what went on down here, then.
>examine monitors
>>43565474
Same reason a genestealer cult would set up on one - because fuck us, that's why
>>43565491
Good news is the gaunts are still on ice.
>>43565508
>Sounds good to me. I'll set the scarabs to attach and self destruct if they find the bug.
>>43565463
>>43565486
Hold! We need to be -very- careful here chaps. Who knows what these Inquisitorial nutjobs have done to with these beasts.
>>43565525
We get out of this in one piece, i'm going to need to see the nearest astropath.
>>43565491
Heh, home could be considered a resort for some...
Nah there's just the one. But, there might be other shits down there. Stay frosty.
>>43565522
>"Let's go, then!"
>the scarabs fan out, each going down a different hallway in search of the lictor
>>43565525
You find any xenos alive, kill em, awake or asleep. The Ordo ain't here to stop us.
But let me know right off if you find any Tau or Eldar... *cruel grin*
>>43565567
There's a site near the bunker that I heard some other magos were investigating before the area became a warzone. Seems interesting.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>43565519
I'm going to check the bigger cage out and by check out I'm going to slag it, who's to know the batard isn't hiding in there, the fact it's likely contaminated with Emperor knows what is also a factor.
>Steps towards the torn lictor cage and fires his melta at it
>>43565600
>"This is Cadia. It's always been a permanent war-zone. Besides, I prefer to stay in this bunker, just in case something else shows up. I mean, there's power here."
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>43565624
Yeah, good call. We really oughta torch just about everything that isn't wargear down here...
*flames cage of frozen gaunts*
>>43565597
I vote we plant some demo charges and bug out. Might be worth a search for equipment or intel first.
If the Cadians don't know about this place, we should tell em.Famous last words for anyone who digs around inside an Umbrella laboratory.
>>43565675
*flamer stops up*
BY THE EMPEROR'S GOLDEN BALLS!!
*performs maintenance on flamer*
>As the soldiers move in, one of the scans recognize the detective's Inquisitorial identification and begin playing a recorded message.
"This is inquisitor Sevastus Argon. If you're listening to this message... it means the worst has occured."
"This, which started as a research cenger when the tyranids first got into our galaxy, is now our back-up plan should Cadia fall to the hands of those who follow the path of heresy.
All these Hive-less Tyranid organisms have been held and experimented with, to be set free ONLY in case Cadia is utterly and completely lost. So we may make a victory out of a enormous defeat.
But if this message is playing, it means containment has been broken.
I do not know who you are, nor do I know if I'll be alive to help you if this dissaster ever occurs, but if you're hearing this I know you're a member of the Ordo, or at least have been granted inquisitorial authentification."
"Listen carefully, burn this place down, find any creature that might have escaped and destroy it quick. We've modified them to be self-replicating, to bear the horrors of a hive fleet without being able to space travel! We've changed them to become an horde able to counter a demonic invasion on a lost planet.
It should be an easy task with most slecies, but if some proves tricky, we've implanted a sensor on each creature's brain, it should transmit a signal traced to this facilitys main communications de-"
>The message is broken by damage to the system, unable to reproduce any more.
>>43565668the entire planet isn't always 100% warzone though, is it?
I think that the guardsmen can handle themselves. Besides, who's going to mess with two bad motherfuckers like us?
>>43565679
Well this escalated quickly. If you're looking for a longer sentence, by all means, destroy irreplacible inquisition property.
>>43565711
Shit. Change of plans. Find the comms and save the data - especially the recording. We're acting under orders from an inquisitor. I can square this.
>>43565711
*finishes fixing flamer, shakes head*
Fucking Inquisition dickheads and their idiot ideas...
>>43565711
I think I should get some explosives.
>>43565518
Ok, records start about 10 years ago, research starts on captures samples from various hive fleets. Nothing much to report until a few years later, where it says, ahem, 'The subject known as Tyranicus Chameleo is not responding as strongly to sedatives. Cryogenic stasis enabled indefinitely.'
A little while after that, only a few weeks this time it looks like, another entry: 'Cryogenic systems on Major Holding Cage I malfunctioning: mechanicus intervention and assistance strongly advised.'
And the records appear to stop there. Looks like they never got their techpriest.
>shudders
>>43565711
And there's the goddamn twist, I was waiting for that to happen, it's not a suicide mission without a twist!
>>43565795
I have two melta bombs and some grenades in my pack, my squadmates saddled me with anything that came with a risk of user death for some reason.
>>43565795
Go for it, but I wanna kill this Lictor personally. These cunts have a knack for escaping that kind of thing...
>>43565764
Everything else should be OK to destroy. By which I mean all aliens. No reason to shatter equipment needlessly, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Emperor protects.
>>43565770
Hold on, sergeant, were you flaming those frozen xeno tubes? Wouldn't that mean they would-
>sound of cracking ice and glass
Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)
>>43565950
Well, we hit em again! Promethium burns damn hot!
*fires longer spurt of flame*
>As soon as the tyranid organisms seem to begin to un-freeze, you can hear the "click" of talons running over metal as a shadow runs over the roof, moving towards the inner labs.
>It has left something latched onto the corner of the room... are those eggs?
(For the record I had not planned on you guys freeing the other nids and thus I'm not going to control them, happy hunting)
Alright lads, we've gotta seal this bunker. Nothing gets in and nothing gets out until that Lictor is naught but ash. You need any equipment from camp, you've got 2 minutes.
>activates his combead.
>"Battleaxe we're sealing her up. Anybody or anything tries to get out without my or Gary's orders, you kill em."
>A brief reply is barely audible.
Well Gary, what you think? Nuke these wretches find the controls for the complex?
Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d20)
>>43565950
Well, help shoot the fracking bastards then!
>Meltas the closest cages
>>43565713
>"I agree. But still, I'd feel safer knowing backup is bound. Still, there's bound to be an armory around here, perhaps even a reliquary! Let's go score ourselves something good from it instead of running all the way outside. But first."
>Grabs several of the more intact Cat corpses before chucking them down the sewer shaft.
>>43566006
Aw hell, GET DOWN, GRENADE OUT!
>Throws a frag grenade at the eggs and pulls the detective and Lance Corporal to the ground
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43566036
>Forgot roll
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43566006
*amid now raging inferno among cages*
HAH! THERE YA ARE!
*unslings shotgun, fires explosive shot towards Lictor's movement*
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43566006
Oh fuck!
>tosses a frag into the nearest cage and scrambles for his combead.
>"Battleaxe, seal it now! Close the and load everything! The Emperor protects!"Should probably mention that Battleaxe is the Chimera sitting outside.
Also: Lets do it LV-426 Style fegs!
>>43565994
This is gonna make for an interesting report...
Rolled 16 (1d20)I have to leave now. Quatermaster needs to repair and heal himself and I need some sleep.
*shoots around with the inferno pistol*
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43566059
>It explodes against the roof, impairing the Lictor's movement for a few seconds and almost making it fall, but the mantis-like claws stab themselves against the roof, using the momentum to give Gary a kick with its talons before dropping to the ground, continuing its escapee.
>>43566067
>The previously thrown grenade fails to detonate, merely sitting in the cage.
The frag chose NOW to fail? Damnit!It should also be "Close the door and load everything!"
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43566112
GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A TENTACLE FACED FREAK!
>Melta indiscriminatly at the lictor
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>43566112
*dodges it's swipe, draws knife, gets erection*
HAHAHAHA!! YEAAAA!
*goes to chop off a mantis claw*
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>43566008
Heheh, we called this a 'spinward special'!
>removes heavy bolter round from inside greatcoat, bashes primer and lobs into nearest cage
>>43566150
>>43566164YES! YES!!!
>>43566150
>Critical hit.
>The lictor falls down as the melta fire cuts off one of the lictor's mantis-like limbs.
>starts unloading his dragonsbreath into any bugs that are not ash yet
You know, the nids are probably the one known species that never dick each other over for the cause of personal advancement, they'd only do it because they're universally despicable!and i have to go for the time being. Be back as soon as I can
>>43566150
>>43566164Cadian Catachan team up smackdown
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>43566112
>>43566150
>>43566164
>aims for the Lictors legs and fires off two bursts.
For the EMPEROR!Those rolls doh. Get rekt.
>>43566164
>As the lictor tries to get up, another mantis aplendage gets chopped off.
Did you hear something, nine?
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>43566210
Can't fight if you can't see, spaceshit!
>aims and fires at Lictor's remaining eyes
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>43566210
Let's finish this, if anyone wanted the head as a trophy then I'm sorry for this.
>Walks over and fires the Melta at the head of the beast.
>>43566215
>"You mean the loud explosions and gunfire down there? Nope, haven't heard it. Let's go score ourselves some guns from the armory and then claim we were attacked by cats or something if they ask us."
>>43566150
>>43566164You used up all the good rolls! ;_;
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>The creature is agonizing on the floor, with a Catachan on its back and a whole squadron aiming at it.
>It has nowhere to run now, might as well die killing.
>It turns and tries to stab its claws on Gary's chest, tryng to reach the catachan's lungs using its talons on its feet to try and stab the Kasrkin..
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>43566210
MAHAHAHAHAHA!! WHERE YA THINK YER GOING?!
*eyes get even crazier, sheathes slathered blade, cracks knuckles, fatigues get even tighter from immense boner*
Hehehehehe... time to finish this right...
*begins beating Lictor to death*
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>43566276
Shit, stormtrooper, get down!
>tackle Kaskrin to the floor to avoid claws
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43566276
>dives forward and makes a grab for the claws
No you don't you Xeno fucker! I'LL TAKE YOUR LIMBS AND KILL YOU WITH THEM!
>>43566276
*gash opens on chest*
AHHHOWW! Haha... that.. tickles...
*punches again*
>>43566276
SHIT, GARY MOVE!
>The Kasrkin runs over and tries to push Gary out of the way
>>43566283
>>43566319
>>43566322Fugg
>>43566322WHY AM I THIS USELESS?!
>>43566267
Sweet.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>43566337
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>43566329
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>43566329
The lictor's eyes frown as it begins to close its fist without even removing the claws lut of Gary's chest.
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>Searches around the bunker looking for guns, or anything of note to be taken.
>>43566319
>>43566337
>realises too late that the Kaskrin has moved
>flys through the air and lands on the floor
>mutters under breath
Nobody saw it, it didn't happen.
>>43566366
>>43566363damn, we went at same time. Shall we say my punch landed and then you knocked me down?
>>43566366
>You blinded another one of its eyes, now he can only see with his 3 right eyes.
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>43566378
>the floating scarabs go into a searching pattern with similar hopes
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43566375
*glares right back in gleeful hate*
Heh! You're running out, bug!
*socks it in the eye again*
>>43566392sure
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>43566375
STOP MOVING AND DIE!
>Stomps the lictor's face
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43566375
>grabs his Hellgun and fires off a burst into the side of the Xenos' head.I sware on ne nan if these dice fail me now.....
>>43566446What is with you and dice mang?
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>As it roars in pain and rage, it wraps its feeding tendrils around Gary's face, trying to go for the brain through his eye sockets. The final action, before falling knocked down by the Kasrkin's kick
>>43566446ANOTHER 2?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? There is NO way that's random.
>worried about hitting Garry, the shots impact the floor next to the Lictor, doing no real damage.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>43566443
>>43566446
*through pain and gritted teeth*
You... two... Let me... FINISH THIS!!
*whips out knife again for another stab right to its tentacled maw*
>>43566418
>the scarabs come across a large sealed door with the words "pylon research lab" emblazoned above it
I think I found something, Nine.
>>43566457I don't know man. Right now I feel as depressed as a BL Warband when they hear that the Cadian 8th are in the same Sector as them.
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>43566485
*fights off most tentacles, stabs again*
>>43566378
>Loots a sparsely-stocked armory for a Chainsword, before flinching another las-pistol from one of the dead Guardsmen.
>>43566494
>As Gary tears through the creatures tendrils that try draining up its brain, the kick leaves the creature defenseless, the Knife the size of a man's arm falling into its head.
>The creature rests lifeless.
>>43566573
Good kill.
Well, that's the Lictor dealt with at least, now where did that limb go.
>Walks over to one of the cut of mantis like blades and cuts it from the limb, swings it around a few times before strapping it to his pack.
>>43566494
>>43566573
Bloody hell lads, is...is it actually dead?
>shakes his head for a few seconds.
Kasrkin, Fanner! Check that the rest of these creatures are dead!
Gary, make sure that one's dead then get your ass up. We need to make sure you don't die.
what happened to notanork? I was hoping to interact with him
>>43566573
Ohhh oooooh... yeaaaah...
*unzips fly, cums on lictor's face* Mmmm...
Mmmph, yall help me... drag its carcass outside... this... gonna make best damn moonshine...
>>43566664damn *this close to quints...
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>43566664
Uh, what?
(And people tell me my melta fetish is weird)
>Shakes his head and tries to make the severed Lictor blade into a sword or something.
