NationStates Thread
Praise and Thanks to based mods and janitors, since /His/ does not allow generals and /int/ pruned the thread, we were wondering if we could stay here rather then /vg/, since we need people who know how to RP to keep the region growing and alive.
What is NationStates?
>NationStates is a free nation simulation game. You create your own country, fashioned after your own ideals, and care for its people. Either that or you deliberately torture them. It's really up to you.
Can I be NaziGermany/Equestria/DESIGINATED/kekdom?
>Read the above, but be reasonable.
How do I play?
>Create a nation and follow it from there. You'll be asked to choose a name for your nation, a motto, a national animal, and a currency. Then you answer a short questionnaire about your politics, which will determine whether your nation is authoritarian or libertarian... conservative or liberal... compassionate or psychotic... you get the idea.
Nationstates Statistic sites :
broomdces.com/nseconomy/
nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/
Join the official /his/ region and help us grow:
region=the_holy_historian_confederation
Telegram me for the password.
Post your nations factbooks, rate each other’s nations and discuss IN-GAME, history, politics, arms deals, clay disputes, anything really.
Region wise, we welcome all boards, but keep things PC outside of the regional message board, we were only established two days ago and are still looking to grow.
Clay Claims format.
Nation:
Colour: hex format
Capital:
Claims:
Post it in the regional message board. not here.
>im bored what else is there to do?
http://www.nationstates.net/page=challenge
challenge randos and make your artificial score go up, write out your factbooks for FUN or just chat on region chat, we're pretty active at the moment
http://pastebin.com/g6YNjwC1 with current claims
Link to >nationstates.net
Yesterdays most updated region stats.
>>43552415
Top 25 nations in region by trade surplus
>>43552454
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=333152
Forgot this in the OP, my bad.
Strongest GDP's in region
>>43552495
Weakest GDP's in region.
>>43552544
Top 25 Lowest GDP's in region,
broomdces.com/nseconomy/
is the site used, most accurate since nseconomy freaks out for regions larger then 100. Updates at 6 pm SGT time daily
>>43552495
>>43552544
feels good to not be in either of these lists.... I guess.
Nth for my GPU is broken and I have no idea how to fix it
Land of the Shark, reporting in
>>43552597
If you joined after 6pm, probably not, I would post the entire GDP list, but its xboxhueg now that the region grew so big.
Nations by largests trade Deficits.
Is there any way to learn what your economy is composed of? I know I make a lot of cheese and guns, but I don't know the statistics for my entire economy.
>>43552495
Intercoin is a worthwhile investment.
>>43552628
nope, get fucked.
>>43552627
Nah, I've been in the region since the first or second day. Since I'm new, economy is doing alright although nothing spectacular.
>>43552628
http://www.nationstates.net/page=compare
Nationstates is vague on exact compositions. You can see your black market economy on broomdces.
For any new nations since all the text on the page is so damn small and hard to read.
So, I've been doing some research into some nasty shit for once we get into our RP. Did you know that Redstone Arsenal helped in the development of the US Army's chemical weapons program during WW2. My nation hopes to carry on that legacy in our little world.
>>43552648
Post latest map pls.
Map Claiming rules, dont post it here.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=513327
>>43552688
>>43552648
>>43552718
>say good bye to all your clay senpai.
Todays census report 10 Most Extensive Civil Rights in The Holy Historian Confederation (i.e DIRTY COMMIE HIPPIES)
>>43552712
Oh shit, I didn't know HE expanded into Mississippi. He and I need to work together, we both have excellent space capabilities i terms of geography!
So I just had my nation switch to create people in vats. My currency is digital, my nations internet is run by a sapient AI, my army is made mostly of drones and space age weapons, and people just clone themselves new bodyparts on the fly.
Future tech is awesome.
>>43552712
The person who claimed India and Sri Lanka backed out, and I spent 900 hours in paint doodling up my collection of islands that I totally deserve to have. All of them were unclaimed
>>43552740
>tfw corporate police state
>>43552748
what
>>43552766
I AM NOT MOVING THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SRI LANKA TO HAWAII
>>43552777
Trips have spoken.
How about the unclaimed islands north of NZ?
Well I will be dipped in shit, a NationStates thread on /tg/.
*investigates further*
Y'all are adorably tiny. Keep up the good work.
>>43552815
thanks senpai
>>43552808
no
>>43552777
nice trips, also, I was referring to the fact that I asked for territory in Mississippi apparently unaware that Mr. Mexico claimed it before me.
>>43552831
Instead of moving them, can you just.. color them my color? I know I wasn't really specific in "Pacific islands"
>>43552815
you should join senpai.
>>43552766
thats pretty neat actually. Also can confirm north india backed out.
>Threadly reminder to stay on topic in whichever board we are currently inhabiting, so all roleplay goes here.
Current region ranking. It hasent been updated yet, we are 95ish largest in world.
>>43552712
Finally holy frak, thank you.
[Desire to conquer Panama and control worldwide trade in order to spread revolutionary ideals intensifies]
>>43552934
Wish others thought it was neat, I mean, it's already alt history, so what difference is the placement of some islands?
>>43552864
I am vast (20bn+), have a thoroughly established canon in NS (established in 2003) and played in FT when I did play. I could rez one of my old puppets I suppose.
I have a straw poll, got some results from my region.
http://strawpoll.me/5704838
>>43552752
>Setting is 1930's
>>43552978
Idk m8, desu, if sri lanka just uped and moved, the Hawaiian islands would be below sea level.
Any place to get good flags?
>>43552985
ayyy another FT brother
I wish I could remember the details of the nation I made like 9 years ago and put in vacation mode.
>>43553033
Theres a link in op for all NS utilities, with a flag maker there, its on leddit.
>>43553020
My orbital weapons and nuclear power plants disagree.
But, that said, how would nations like mineI'm not in the regionfactor into the actual lore of the area. My region is a little looser with the RP stuff.
So hows Roleplay going to be?. I dont like the idea of multi RP's.
Spaceships vs tanks? Thats hard to RP (and shitty tbqh).
I insist we should all RP in 1930 era
>>43553023
But that's negligible, r-right?
>>43552968
The blood of the invader shall flow down the steps of our temples as an offer to the sun god.
Hello everyone.
I look forward to running our beautiful blue marble into the metaphorical ground with the rest of you.
Should we create another poll determining where in the early 20th century the region should be? There's a big difference between the Edwardian Era and the 1950s.
>>43553077
No set lore yet, most aside from the /tg/ers are a bit confused as to how RPing goes, so we are learning. Region was created 5? days ago, Current poll is the following for first RP
Quick everyone, post national anthems followed with an explanation for why you chose your anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-I7wbMY-A4
1. I know it shares its name with the NGE song, and yes it is entirely coincidental.
2. The people of Razkatto are extremely reverent of death and the rebirth in the kingdom of heaven that it entails. So reverent in fact, that they believe it is their sacred duty to work towards an honorable and noble death. To this end, they work diligently in life to be remembered in a good light by the living so that the living may strive to follow in their footsteps. This means that unemployment is very low and Razkattoans are known as hard workers. Following the rise of the Razkattoan church, a new language began to take shape, Neo-Deutsch. This language draws heavily from "old" German while being influenced strongly by the latin originally used by the priests of the church. Now, Neo-Deutsch is used in every facet of Razkattoan society, save for the national anthem which is still in "old" German
>>43553077
Ayyliens quarentined to a small sector that's too hazardous for most life
>>43553116
Your civilization collapsed because you thought human sacrifice was a functional alternative to sustainable agriculture.
>>43553167
>The alien invaders are actually just communists.
I can fuck with that.
>>43553168
Wait, it isn't?
>>43553184
The aliens are just space crusaders :>
>>43553164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk
>>43553116
The Free Peoples of Lacandon shall gladly join our Revolution to be free of your bloodthirsty rule. The Eridians shall not come as invaders, but as liberators.
>>43552332
>NationStates
Have you tried /pol/? I mean, this should be by definition right up their alley.
An it would be a chance for them to test their ideas and be proven right/ see how horribly, horribly deluded they are.
I actually have multiple canons for my nation. I'm prepared to RP in any period!
I have one for FT in which my empire makes heavy use of bio-engineering and their ships are actually partially alive.
I have one for PMT where my nation is a cyberpunk society where the police are an extension of the military.
I have one for modern day where my nation is run by a combination of corporations and a church/state combo. (all of my canons include this church/state combo)
I have one for WW2 where our nation is basically using the war to further arms deals and advance technology.
Etc, etc.
>>43553238
There is a /pol/ region. We are mostly from /his/.
This is the right board for nationstates anyway since we do rp/planning to do rp.
>>43553184
empra blam it all, those cursed tau.
>>43553238
/pol/ is full of cancer. The people there are likely incapable of RP without going "LOLOL GAS THE KIKES"
>>43553218
10/10 I actually love this song.
>>43553288
I sung it to some black guy at work who was on trial for murder once.
I think I'm going to continue my rants about neat weapons and ideas. Bear with me as I type up a wall of text.
>>43553220
The Lacandon shall never betray their dear King for Life, literal embodiment of the gods on earth.I'm going for a Mayan-themed, Latin American dictatorship btw
>>43553322
First of all pancakes are NOT FUCKING WAFFLES captcha.
Secondly, I think a story is in order.
Anyone ever played Supremacy1914? Its a pretty decent webgame where you take control of a country in ww1, think they recently added a 100 player map.
>>43553164
Nava Bhavisya does not have a national anthem, but there is a designated 30 minute period at 9 every morning where all citizens are advised to meditate or otherwise be quiet/still.
It has a motto though "Peace and equality through compliance." Though it's not totally accurate anymore because the great leaders hand has become softer now that the population has been beaten then educated into shape.
>>43553376
Is your populace religious?
>>43553351
>Work in an E-coat factory
>Hear Pelvin rapping
>Sing the entirety of Heyyeaayaeayayyea to him
He was on trial because one of his friends robbed him at gunpoint and he (Pelvin) Grabbed the gun and shot the guy like 8 times. He was also shot like 6, and had to spend 8 months in physical theropy to relearn how to walk. He was on trial for murder because Alabama is racist. Eventually it got dropped
>>43553362
Ive played afterwinds, now called atwar I think.
Battles could be simulated there as well
What are your thoughts on making a Victoria 2 mod for our region? I estimate with another 5-6 guys who are as autistic as I am we could get the tags and nations done within a month, maybe pops in another 3 or 4 if we just multiply the current pops.
>>43553164
The nation has deep philosophical roots. Given the true nature of humanity to grow and consume, the general consensus among Lizardists is that they will soon leave their land for greener pastures. Probably in space, if we do the 20th century game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>43553424
I can't play it for a few months, but I really like the idea.
>>43553396
Nope. In fact, they're vast majority atheist. It's just healthy to take a moment and reflect on your life/clear your mind. There's (disputed, but what isn't) scientific evidence that meditation strengthens positive connections in the brain.
The societal philosophy is largely Stoic.
>>43553396
My country has actually outlawed most Religions. Because of a civil war that happened in the 1830's
posting with my occasional handle on for id purposes.
What you guys need to realise about wider NS canon is that a. it's all been done. and b. this doesn't matter, you can always do it again.
Nazis? We had a region called The Reich for years, filled with any variant on fascism/authoriatarianism you cared to think of (gene-engineered fascist angels to homoerotic brownshirts to gargantuan-engineering-projects-communists to batshit crazy alternate new zealand with the bomb).
Tech levels? You can interact any level with any other level, the old primary RP community was inclusive enough to have people from MT right up to post-singularity all interacting via rp and mostly managing to politely ignore each other's rayguns/magic-tech/presence on mars whilst still claiming to be modern tech/etc.
Basically the golden rules are don't call damage, don't retcon until it's absolutely necessary and don't be a shitbag or people will sow your entire nation with nuclear mines they sold you under the guise of mining machines.
Exemplary RPs for reference: Anything by Scolopendra/ZeroOne, GMC Military Arms/Eurusea and/or DreadLadyNathicana.
>>43553424
>>43553362
kek. The games still alive.
>>43553602
maybe tone down the red alittle senpai
>>43553671
What other color would you suggest? Or would a darker red suffice?
>>43553690
yeah m8, your nation though, it just hurts my eyes abit because of the contrast.
>>43553726
Eh, it's cool. I've had my nation for close to two years now, but I've yet to flesh it out at all. This is my first time really doing anything with it, other than ensuring it's paradise.
>>43553602
>>43553074
Sorry, guys, but I can't seem to find the utility list?
>>43553487
Funny, my nation is wary of militant for the same reason. To the victor goes the spoils I suppose
>>43553766
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=219095
I think I forgot.
>>43553508
While I understand that all tech levels can interact, I find it convenient to have several canons for my nation based on the time period of the RP.
>>43553726
How's this?
>>43553841
Much better senpai, although I think a lighter grey might be better
>>43553841
Looks like someone turned off the lights.
>>43553508
Additionally, most of us want to have our RPs be regional and removed from the larger NS community. NS is just a convenient tool to create our countries
>tfw I'm Father Knows Best again
Excellent. Keep the hot blood boiling, my children.
>>43553914
>tfw bumped down to inoffensive centrist democracy because you banned breeding in favour of growing people
It's almost like my citizens don't want to be perfect and healthy. It also seems to forget I've repeatedly slapped down democracy.
So, let's discuss diplomacy. If we are in a WW2 setting, I am looking to have my alliance control the Gulf of Mexico. Who else has GoM territory?
I control the entire Caribbean. Which color are you, Razkatto?
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=vastyra
Not exactly sure where I want to take this nation. As I've already stated, I've done little with it other than ensure the populace is pleased and it's a great place to live (aside from weather because that weather statistic has always been shit), I've got no real ideas other than ruining everything.
>>43553963
Your Gulf of Mexico is nothing against my dominance of the malacca straits.
Yesterday we did causes of death
Post government expenditures lads
>>43553963
I am Central America
You guys need a military power? I'm not on the same level as the older nations, but 203 UO per Square Mile is quite a lot, I'm told.
>>43554028
>hey kid wanna be allies?
>>43554053
Everyone and anyone is welcome, just don't be a douche.
>>43553997
Jelly of your achievements m8
Who else /Gibraltar/ here? Oh right :^)
>>43554088
I think I found a new bait image in there
>>43554007
Frogvalia has arrived.
>>43552332
Sheesh...I haven't been on my nation in almost a year, and it died because I stopped caring. I-I feel bad
>>43554174
>plastic models
considering Gw's current pricing, that might actually be a feasible currency
>>43554007
How's it look?
Also I think the Prisma is sitting somewhere around 1.8 USD
>>43554208
RETURN ALGIERS SMELLY FROG OF WORST CHEESEgibe wine
>>43553963
>>43553987
Forgot to quote you, Razkatto
>>43554087
sure
>>43554244
You want wine?
Too bad, here bomb. Fuck you.
>>43554270
>bombing mudslimes
That'll be a changeWhiskey is better desu
>>43554247
>>43554259
I'm dark green. I control Alabama, parts of Tennessee, Kentucky, and all of Florida.
I'm feeling like America with this defense budget.
>>43554287
Please do not bully me or my country. We are not disgusting frenchies.
>>43554303
>Having any amount of your budget allocated to spiritualityI realize it's kinda weird for me to be posting here because I have zero plan of moving to the region from the one I'm in right now.
>>43554234
>>43552495
You can calculate it on broomdesc page if you joined after the update
>>43554230
People who pay with GW models are discriminated against as rich snobs here, trading with them is quite rare.
>>43554318
>>43554322
Nah, that's okay m8 it's unfair to have a general and then only shill for our one region
>>43554322
It was a very long time ago. Sorta like the international aid, I haven't allowed any usage of funds for it in about a year, but it won't go away.
>>43554247
telegram me for terms of an alliance.
>>43554323
Yup, just checked it's 1.77 USD to the Prisma. Seems pretty strong, could be better.
>>43554346
True, but it's just kinda funny seeing all this regional stuff going on around me without any stake in it.
>>43554371
Well if you're active enough, you could always join us with a puppet/colony
>>43554400
What do you mean?
>>43554427
Alternate nation lad
>>43554427
puppets are secondary nations run by the same player, colonies are the same but rp'd as an extension of the primary nation.
>>43554450
>>43554453
Oh, that makes sense.
I've had the nation for a few months, but only just started getting into Regional stuff/RPing in the last couple weeks.
>>43554480
New issues are out lads
>>43554007
>>43554547
And I got another useless one. Dismissed. Honestly people, I don't give a shit and a half about how you discipline your kids.
>Chickens get set free
>this response
"These nuts have got to be stopped," demands concerned consumer Zack de Groot. "They need to face the fact people want snack packs, no matter how many innocent chickens must be sacrificed. Besides, chickens would do the same to us if they had the chance."
>>43554592
kek, I love issues with loony responses. I actually chose that one as well. It boosts your economy!
Reminder to always support big businesses Senpaitachi.
>>43554621
at this point, I need to focus on my environment. I just chopped down a forest for uranium and got the "No Moisture Required" achievement. I've got to do something or I'll end up like modern day china
>tfw I allocated budget to education over military
what have i done
>>43554624
>uTorrent
R-Rubidum, why?
WE WAR NOW
>>43554674
Good choice. I made the same decision.
>>43554668
oh fug. Party Van when.
>get "Big Brother" issue
>don't know if I want to support it as political freedoms are already nonexistant
Wat do?
>>43554697
idk, im thinking going all out. would increase my military spending and GDP.
>>43552332
>since /His/ does not allow generals and /int/ pruned the thread, we were wondering if we could stay here rather then /vg/, since we need people who know how to RP to keep the region growing and alive.
Try >>>/trash/
>>43554674
Ive never seen an issue where the only two choices are "war" and "more war"
>>43554721
You can never have too many cameras senpai
>>43554731
>Undertale poster directing us to their own board
?
>>43554706
NOW
>>43554725
I probably should've done all that, but I wanted to soften them up first.
>>43554007
We army of god now?
I really should try and establish some sort of history for this nation and why it 44% of it's budget is going to spirituality and defense.
>>43554731
Says the undershitposter
When an issue appears for you, can you repeal it later on? How often do issues repeat?
Thoughts on my revised flag?
>>43554801
Pretty cool. I'd make a cool flag if I could but unfortunately I am a fucking retard.
I got an issue concerning public nudity. I can either ban it, decriminalize it, or make nudity compulsory. Should I liberate my people from the unnecessity of clothing? After all, I am in the Carribbean? But then again, I have great civil rights and forcing people not to wear clothes kinda goes against that but maybe some sacrifices must be made for the revolution.
>>43554795
There are 500 odd issues iirc or more. So not often senpai. Some issues only come up when you meet certain requirements (High defense budget, low politcal freedoms, other issues solved in a correct way etc.)
Thoughts on my flag?
I really need to address my environmental issues before the shark goes extinct
>>43554742
the issue before that one was about diplomatic solution or military solution. I chose military solution
It's time. Die for Frogvalia.
>>43554850
war with brasilistan is part of a chain issue, iirc it's the only one in the game. there's two? more parts after that one.
>>43554873
what are the next parts?
>>43554870
What the fug. Where did my picture go
>>43554887
i picked the war option so - how you want to conduct the war - how you deal with the consequences of that conduct
>>43554892
>Not picking nukes over a handful of citizens that aren't even yours
It's like you're thinking rationally or something
>>43554913
As tempting as that is, I want to my compulsory military service to actually come into play.
>>43554892
>a few citizens are kidnapped
>start a nuclear war
ebin
>>43554938
I wish NS had a slider for budget. I need to spend less on Military. 22.9%
>the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes
Alright, how nice should their prisons be?
>>43554960
gulag
>>43554971
But we're tropical
Indoctrination with state-sanctioned Chinese cartoons maybe?
>>43554949
Ehhh, I rather like how it goes now, where you build up to it rather then just moving around sliders like victoria 2 or hoi
rationality is not what NS is about. NS is about GUNMOONS(TM) and flying dog-god emperors and poor decision making all round.
>>43554997
Hey Rubidum, I have a friend who joined NS and wants to join. How would I go about getting him to join? I don't know the password.
>>43554988
Killing Fields. Do you even Khmer Rouge?
>this entire thread
Jesus, had the cancer gotten this bad, or are people just typing senpai without the filter now?
>>43555020
Telegram me. Also, threads moving too fast fug, all inter-regional admin matters, that have the slightest bit of admin go back to the RMB.
Aim is to have one general which lasts the whole day.
>>43555029
desu senpai im keking so hard at all the senpai stuff XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
>>43555047
Will do. Thanks.
>>43555029
What are the filtered words?
I know about cvck.
>>43552712
Yellow nation in California was kicked out.
>>43555029
I don't even know anymore senpai, desu it's gotten kind of addictive to type senpai, sometimes I subconsciously type senpai out here as well. Smh right now desu at the cancer but at least it's better then banana posting
>>43554945
That's what I did and it actually turned out okay in the end for me, it didn't even hurt my economy.
>>43555029
I'm actually typing senpai. I think it's pleasing to the eye.
Oh boy, just what we need on /tg/! Another circlejerking general!
>>43555080
What did he do? What can you even do to people in this game?
>>43555122
>>43554652
My highest cause of death is Cancer. My environment is like the surface of venus. Somehow we are still a popular tourist destination.
>>43555122
Not circlejerking senpai, just playing our autistic RP game imo.
>>43555147
Heart disease is rampant
>>43555122
You're welcome to join in. It's like a containment thread.
>>43555148
>roughly 90% of the posters have names
>"but it's RP"
Do you expect everyone to be blind?
>>43555122
Where's the circlejerk?
>>43554892
>>43554913
Fuck Brasilistan. Fucking hues. I started massive ground war in order to stimulate the economy and have more of an expense budget for the military. I went from 52% of the budget to 62%.
Plus, if you nuke 'em- you can't claim their clay.
And it's all about the clay.
>>43555143
Annoy group admins.
>One in ten people die in war
I didn't know that was a thing.
>>43555187
That's because people know who we are on the fucking game, senpai.
>tfw next to giant menacing red blob
Someone help
What system will we use to determine numbers in war? The NS simulator is a great tool, but I think that the % of military budget spending should play a large part in how many assets you have available to use
>>43555218
>we have names so people know who we are!
Yeah, no shit. /tg/ ill needs a circlejerk such as this.
>>43555230
Hi, menacing red blob here.
I'm not looking to take your clay. I just want to unify the African continent in a glorious confederation to protect us from outside colonization attempts.
You want in, tiny green bro?
>>43555213
>Tarrasque attack
Holy shit my sides.
>>43555230
I'll ally with you in exchange for one of the small islands off your coast to use as a naval base.
>>43555210
Not really, he samefagged to shitpost about our mapmaker. However, I would appreciate if his name was not mentioned, I still feel bad about the whole thing.
>>43555251
>>43555251
>How dare you use the name field to represent your nation's name on the website!
I don't understand. What are you getting at?
>>43555253
I don't trust you.
>>43555256
Rightful Frogvalian clay. Never EVER
Where Dominon of Despies be?
>>43555210
So my yellow neighbor in north america is gone?
Found some uranium in the jungle, not going to rape the lands or hug the trees, but a little of both.
How is everyone?
>>43555268
>he samefagged to shitpost about our mapmaker
Pretty sure that didn't happen.
>>43555286
>What are you getting at?
You're on an anonymous imageboard. When your name doesn't matter, you shouldn't be using a name. And your name doesn't matter when you're not in-character.
>>43555286
You can choose to not trust me, but it's true. I'm more than willing to negotiate you.
And I mean- see, look at what other powers want. You cry for protection against a perceived threat, and they say they will protect you from bleeding by taking a pound of flesh.
Then, you will ask for aid for a famine. They'll ask for more clay. And more, and more. Until you are nothing but a carved up hunk of meat to be feasted on by external powers.
But I dream of a different fate for Mother Africa. A dream where we are imperial- where we need not fear the extended hand of the world's outstretched greed. Where are soil is trod beneath our free and kept free from all invaders, tyrants, and profiteers. I dream of an Iron Africa.
>>43555286
All things in the ocean belong to the sharks.
>>43555322
Anonymity is optional. Your new is showing, and it sounds like you're trying too hard to fit in. We're not harming anyone with our thread. We aren't Katawa Shoujo general.
>>43555325
And what does a unified Africa entail? The ceding of Frogvalian land?
>>43555328
For your sake, I hope you are simply kidding around.
>>43555369
>We aren't Katawa Shoujo general.
Not yet maybe, but with the speed you're headed that way, the only thing that will prevent that level of shit is if this dies soon.
>>43555369
[Speech 100] Of course I'm joking, all in good jest among friends, right?
>>43555325
Obzedat, we are not Africa, but we share your hatred of foreign imperalists wishing to control all and subjugate the native peoples. We would like to ally with you and be your brothers across the ocean.
>>43555307
I don't think anyone even did shitpost about the mapmaker in the first place, samefagging or otherwise.
>>43555369
No. It does not require the ceding of Frogvalian land. As a proper nation of Africa, you have the right to exist. A unified Africa means we will form a sort of NATO-esque expy for Africa, to protect us from the threat of European, Asiatic, and American colonization.
It's a defense treaty.
...and if we go to war to conquer European colonies with the mind to liberate them, we ask for non-interference. Or support. Either or.
>>43555394
Ye of little faith. What makes you think this way? I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>43555395
[SUCCESS] Well, as long as you were joking...alright, alright. No harm, no foul. We are in good standings.
>>43555424
And what if my people and I choose not to join your unified Africa? I am curious.
All of you still squabbling about territory. I have already made one ally and we have agreed to standardize equipment and ammo.
>>43555397
We'll enter talks as soon as able, then. I see no reason not to treat and parlay.
>>43555452
Then you are foolish. If you would not protect yourself from oncoming doom...
I won't threaten war on an ideological rhetoric. Not with a fellow African nation. I implore you to reconsider. It's a chance for us to have a unified front against invaders.
But if you choose not to join- then all we ask is that you do not interfere.
>>43555474
I will think about it...
>>43555526
Very well. But the middle of the road is a dangerous place, Frogvalia. You may find yourself torn by both extremes.
>set up nation around some gimmick, just fooling around for a bit
>come back next morning to 20 region invites
And somehow "Highlander 1" is a region. This is setting up expectations of craziness this game won't hold up to.
>>43555607
Thats normal m8, most regions use automated/ mass spam telegrams. Ours is super special secret no girls allowed autism club, hence the password,Also, because raiders are scary
>>43555659
I used to be a member of the Black Riders. Yup those guys. In my 4 months with them, numerous regions were destroyed. It is wise to have a password.
>>43555693
I remember them. I never understood why people raid.
>>43553164
My nation is a totalitarian shithole located where Yugoslavia was, with filfthy Shquips eyeing my blessed clay, so probably this for the moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>43554842
Change the colour of the sharky to something other than red and you're good.
>>43555693
they ded tho.
Todays world census,
Nations in region by intelligence.
>>43555693
>>43555607
What do raiders do?
>>43555736
Join a region, vote one of their ownin, disband the region.
>>43555736
Go to a group and usurp authority.
>>43555736
enter a region, outvote the WA delegate, be feggits, leave.
>>43555756
>>43555757
>>43555767
What is the point in that exactly?
>>43553164
>tfw can't think of an anthem
My imagination is not what it once was because I am fucking stupid
>>43555720
33rd
Not bad.
>>43555777
There isn't one.
>>43555777
There is none.
>>43555736
yep
>>43555756
>>43555757
>>43555767
are correct. But the fact that we have a founder means no lasting damage for the region.
>>43555720
>tfw advanced sciences but uneducated populace. Sort of like the real America huh.
hey boys can i play ;)
>>43555912
>tumblistan.
TUMBLISTAN YES.
>>43555923
nationstates.net/tumblistan
I'm pretty proud of my starting economy
>>43555937
>nationstates.net/tumblistan
Send a request to Rubidum on NS. He's the gatekeeper, not I.
>>43555942
Alright.still wanted to show off my powerful tumblrite economics
>>43555937
>That economy
>>43556003
Roleplaying at its finest
>>43556012
Shouldent political freedoms be outlawed tho
>>43556003
That's what you get for paying in memes.
So anyone have any idea how many of these fuck huge nations are <10 million tinies? Because if we're going to RP and it's first half of 20th teeny weenies are gonna get wrecked for that lebensraum and colonies.
>>43555394
Well, why don't you just fuck off to another thread cunt? Eitherway, ignored.
>>43556041
Working on it, along with the fact that it says I fully fund the police.
>>43556060
I have a good guess, by fuckhueg i assume you mean america and China, in which case maybe 2-4 of them are teeny tiny, but 1 of the China ones has a main account with a big pop to back him up. Not sure what stats were using probably going to have to poll That
Guys i just took a shit and its all like chalky white. Should i be worried?
>>43555937
>nationstates.net/tumblistan
>>43556060
>>43556093
>Using nationstates' pop and not making shit up
baka tbqh senpai
>>43556093
I think we should drop a zero from all bloatable stats to make it bearable. There are at least half a dozen nations with more than a billion people. Hell, one has 7.
>>43556104
>>43556107
the real question is
why not?
>>43556138
I was thinking more like 2 0s but that's all to be decided after current poll is finished
>>43556134
Won't really be fair to most new nations unless we go by that guys idea to play it out like victoria 2, with xboxhueg nations being "major" powers and smaller nations being their spherings , allowing them to fight their own seperare regional conflicts while still Allowing for massive world wars
So, for this group, how do you guys work out landmass? I'm >>43553997, and am considering joining up.
>>43556170
Well money stats we could really trim that inflation off if it really ends up being early 20th. World economy was only 2 trillion or so.
>>43556191
Landmass as in borders, how islands are divide amongst players, etc.
