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>Last Thread
>>43534902
Jumpers! What do your secret bases, your homes, your warehouses look like?
>>43552254
So what do I need to do if I want my hand to glow with an awesome power? Do Emotion Energy System and YES I DO HAVE TO YELL THE NAME in G Gundam actually cover all the prereqs, or do I need something else?
>>43551959
But anon, what if I'm a breaker and thus have upgrades from multiple factions?
>>43552320
She has issues.
Lots of issues.
>>43552348
possibly chaos tainted as well.
>>43552320
>implying Chaos wouldn't come out looking like an Abyssal
>>43552348
They better be cute issues or so help me
>>43552363
>>43552385
>Implying I left any mutants alive on my ship.
>>43552309
It's the LoT. I haven't gotten around to cleaning it up yet.
>>43552309
An episode of Hoarders.
>>43552405
My she is a dirty girl isn't she?
>>43552314
I just brought in my martial arts copying move from Ranma and said "Screw it I'm watching these two assholes and stealing it." just in case.
>>43552309
A giant cold storage unit with a few weird attached rooms.
Haven't been sent to any aesthetic upgrades yet.
>>43552437
She is. I have half a mind to just flood the place with promethium and light a match.
>>43552456
Now now no need to set her heart of fire when you are doing that already.
>>43552309
Rustic, with lots of dark wood
My warehouse is basically a cabin in the woods
Except fuckhuge.
>>43552453
You are living in a refrigerator?
>>43552499
One might say that.
>>43552309
Think the apple version of Dark Eldar aesthetics.
Lots of Black, White and Red
>>43552405
Just import her to Supreme Commander.
The entire ship becomes automated. Meaning self repair, maintenance, and cleaning.
>>43552309
I live in the mansion from Van Helsing most of the time. It's lavishly, but tastefully decorated. It has a training room, and a room where I can read or watch cartoons. My Workshop is in a separate, but near by building.
Mortar Head is from what? Because anything that super-super size the LoT to Deathstar levels of size (when combined with ACU) is awesome.
>>43553194
Five Star Stories
>>43553222
Trips confirm, upsize that Gloriana-class and install more weapons systems.
It must become the ultimate starship.
wish people wouldnt confuse length with diameter
DS is soccer ball
>>43552309
There are only two acceptable answers.
One, you have a base inside an asteroid or planet, similar to the moon.
Two, Mount Rushmore. And it needs to be mobile. This is valid even if you are not a US citizen.
Deus vult.
>>43553585
They are just used to their mothers, and how her height matched her width.
Ya'll's are just overcompensating a perfectly huge ship.
>>43553655
But I ask you, is there any reason not to make her larger?
>>43553655
All the better to waifu her.
>>43553679
It makes me wonder how she would do as a housewife.
Technically she already is if you live in her but eh.
>>43553819
A bit moist and cramped but yes living in her.
>>43553819
She's from 40k. Domestic skills are for either civilians or madboyz.
>>43553655
LoT is big, but you can't have too big of a ship.
>>43553893
There is such a thing as too huge Many.
>>43553903
>he says in the thread where people try to become several kilometers tall
Your words fall on deaf ears.
>>43553622
>Mount Rushmore
>>43554004
Its all fun and games until you're a hotel motel holiday inn.
>>43554086
Speaking of Hotels has anyone picked up Yamato Hotel herself?
>>43554153
Is there any way to upgrade her to be more cost-effective?
>>43554008
Best president I wish was real.
>>43554086
Say whaaaaaaaat?
>>43554086
>>43554187
If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend?
>>43553622
Is the Statue of Liberty an acceptable substitute for Mount Rushmore?>captcha asks to pick the doughnuts
>Nothing but bagels
Is it wrong to make a Vampire Cult that does good things? Provides food, shelter, and water. As well as aid in natural disasters, disease outbreaks, and military protection. All that's required is faith and blood, like negotiated in liters of blood.
Vampires would be the clergy who would have their fangs surgically removed. Death would be a cremation or donating the body to the church. Donated corpses are mummified and put to work.
>>43554438
Well, if there is a ghostbusters jump, I suppose you could turn it into a mecha and then import it to kantai collection or whichever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVpyDLv4Tfs
>>43555014
There is one, but...
>>43554953
Yes.And a Blue Oyster Cult is superior.
>>43555028
>>43554953
How often would payments be required?
Would people with blood borne diseases or health complications be excluded?
What about those with mental health issues?
Would donated bodies keep a semblance of intelligence or be mindless servitors?
Would you be allowed to pay your respects to those who have their bodies donated much like one would go honor a grave?
Questioning minds need to know!
>>43554953
You'd need to keep an eye on the individual like most of anything else but it sounds alright. What setting? What strain?
Question for Redline. What's the restriction on the 'vehicle' import? Are we talking 'stick with cars and motorcycles,' or is it 'anything goes so long as it stays on the ground'?
>>43555762
I'm not the jump's creator, but going by the movie it's almost certainly "anything goes so long as it stays on the ground".
>>43555848
>so long as it stays on the ground
Time to put wheels on the Light.
>>43555928
>Redline the LoT
You win the race by already existing.
You're the size of a small country, there is no race track large enough.
>>43555950
>One guy has a car the size of a small country
>Now everybody gets a country-sized car
>An entire solar system is the racetrack
>>43555950
That's not the point though, anon.
The point is you can buy the LoT a tunneling drill. And spider legs. Robo-spider legs and a drill, anon.
>>43555950
The LoT IS a race track. Honestly you could probably host a Red Line knockoff there yourself.
>>43555950
Actually, there is. Redline races take place over an entire planet. Even 216 kilometers isn't big enough to win the race just by showing up.
>>43556006
Question is, would the LoT have the speed of a glacier, or be propelled by its engines to space travel speeds?
>>43556025
Inertialess Drive says gonna go faaaaaaast.
>>43556052
>Drop through the atmosphere
>Entire military is asking 'where is his car?!'
>Realize that the country-sized ship IS your car
>Fry the entire landing area trying to decelerate
>Proceed to bullrush through the entire country
>>43556079
They wind up intentionally deploying Funky Boy in the desperate hope it will slow you down. It does not.
>>43555928
Pretty sure you can't even be flight capable. So at the very least you'd have to completely tear out a shitload of flight systems.
>>43556089
You see Funky Boy, you just use a Steamlight booster. No need for anything else.
For someone who doesn't know Final Fantasy all that well, is there a suggested order to do the FF jumps in?
>>43556137
Leaving aside the hover jets in jump and the fact the LoT isn't really an in-atmosphere-flight vehicle, there's always importing it into Supernatural as a car. With all its abilities intact.
>>43556177
I don't think there is, really. Any one of them you're going to wind up having to fight God (or a close equivalent) by the end, so there's not much difference in difficulty. Might as well just pick one that sounds interesting and start there.
>>43556207
Hover jets aren't really flight, though. They're still attached to the ground (or above water), just via a cushion of air. At best you might get better air time if you go careening off a cliff, but you're still going to go down.
But yeah you could absolutely import it and that would work.
>>43556177
Ordinarily it'd be numeric order, but there's a bit of a monkey wrench in that regard. Personally, I'd go:
Crystal Chronicles -> VI -> VII -> VIII -> IX -> X -> XI -> XII -> XII:RW -> XIII -> XIII-2 -> XIII-3 -> Type-0 -> XIV
How would one go about removing the mud from the holy grail?
>>43556235
Garden hose.
>>43556234
... Hnnngh. So close to having the full set, we just need 1 to 5 (and no, 8-Bit Theatre doesn't count for 1).
>>43556217
What about Bravely Default? As long as you avoid the plot, you should be fine, right?
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance also doesn't seem to have a god to fight at the end.
>>43556235
Ask jesus to do it.
>>43556177
Most of the settings are independent of each other, like Zelda or Breath of Fire. There are a couple that have direct sequels, and you should probably do those in order, but other than that it doesn't matter.
>>43556235
You'd be better off destroying the old one and building a new one.
>>43556234
Auck. Shit. I forgot FFTA.
Stick THAT either before XII, or after XII:RW
I removed a few items, added some new ones, and adjusted the capstone perks.
I have no idea what I'm going to do for the amazon capstone, so suggestions are welcome.
http://pastebin.com/BhgY5QzZ
>>43556437
The arrows managed to hit her everywhere except where her skin was exposed. Does that mean the armor actually gave her less protection?
>>43556437
Can I just say that I love you forever for the Historical Accuracy perk? Because that's genius.
>>43556437
Does the necklace have any limits on who it can affect or could we just hand it to Zeus and wipe out most of the gods?
>>43556437
>http://pastebin.com/BhgY5QzZ
>>Removing the two items that would've made me Go drop-in with 600 points of drawbacks.
>>43556510
No! It couldn't be! You mean you wanted the two most broken things in there? What new shock will appear next time you open that gob?
>>43556437
This is awesome.
For "God-Forged Craft", I'd change "completely indestructible" to "nigh-indestructible", since in the very same sentence you indicate that it's not actually completely indestructible.
For "Dragon's Teeth", perhaps the teeth should also replenish each dawn if the soldiers are lost?
For "Necklace of Harmonia"... welp. Yeah, the greek deities could be serious assholes, and this fits. Kudos.
>>43556510
Of course you'd want the fucking Mystic Scissors of Death Perception.
>>43556437
Are we immune to the effects of Necklace of Harmonia?
>>43556561
IIRC it was delivered from a distance, so even its creator didn't want to be around, so I'd imagine not.
>>43556079
>convert your New Jersey length ship into a hundred mile tall mecha during landing
>"Don't mind me, I'm just out for a jog!"
>>43556548
>Mystic Scissors of Death Perception.
That actually sounds pretty cool.
>>43556712
I'd spring for a bottle of Mystic Sheep Liniment of Death Perception, personally
>>43556437
As a slight critique-may I just say I preferred the first Demigod capstone to the current one? It's a neat trick and all but I can't help but feel as written, Demigods seem to be a tad lacking in being able to defend themselves compared to the other backgrounds
>>43556759
Oh man, I just took a second look at the Demigod capstone now that you've brought it up, and I love it. I've been looking for something like that for a while. Xena Anon, if you do change the capstone, please incorporate that perk somewhere.
>>43556802
Ditto, this is a nice capstone. Rather torn between all the (written) capstones, actually. This is going to be one of those jumps where I weep for points...
>>43556802
>I've been looking for something like that for a while
It's okay King of Heroes, we all know that time a ginger japanese kid beat you was a fluke.
>>43552405
Kwoonlon walled city? Yeah, sound about right for my warehouse...
I'm new to jumps and have a question. If the initial set up allows you to purchase specific but not restricted equipment, is there anything stopping me just purchasing or acquiring it during the jump without using points at the start?
>>43557144
Nope. You're always free to chase down any item you might want in-jump. Do note, though, that many jumps offer for purchase things that are better than exist in the setting naturally.
>>43556540
you wouldn't want the ability to free others from their destiny and Spin new ones? To sever all that binds The Helpful to the harmful?
>>43556548
Murder I can already do, what I want is the conceptual stuff.
>>43557282
I want a balanced, quality jump. You just want power.
>>43557289
I don't want power, I need power Power to free thinking feeling people from the Cruelty of their capricious gods.
>>43557337
>I don't want power
>Literally says he is trying to get power in the same sentence
You just don't do words well huh?
>>43557347
>>Not approaching Jumps from the viewpoint that you are the jumper and this is a Actual world full of actual people that you're going to.
you just don't do imagination do you?
>>43557361
Did...did you read the same conversation as me? Because you have veered off about 50 miles into the ocean from what we were talking about, namely you wanting power and confirming it in your own post.
>>43557376
Basically he's saying that yes, he does want incredible amounts of power, but he plans to do good things with it. But he's missing that that's not really relevant to a conversation about game balance, and even if he has good intentions that doesn't excuse making something so strong so relatively cheap.
>>43557439
>Tera
>Doing good things
That's a fucking chuckle. He's worse than val.
>>43557439
they were 800 points no discount each how is that cheap?
>>43557507
How am I worse than her? she fucking eats souls.
>>43557507
Don't be mean to Val now, she's working hard at being evil. As where he is trying to be good, but is so incompetent that he flips around completely.
>>43557521
>she fucking eats souls.
Yes, and? We've all seen your "warpwyld" plan, Tera. Consuming would be a mercy.
>>43557521
1. What part of MEoDP scissors do you not understand? D'you want the MEoDPs too?
2. The same way Azathoth is worse than the Devil.
>>43557521
Hmmm.
>Remembers all the scum admist the multiverse.
>On the flip side remembers some good people that she ate.
Eh, i would say you both are as twisted as the other if you ask me, she simply follows her instict and indulges herself without any remorse, and for that i can respect her.
Do-gooders and extremists are...pathetic, i have yet to see someone who impresses me.
>>43557557
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106
I just found one of the "liberated" members of Bancho's nightmare realm. Thank goodness the Foundation seems to have it partially contained.
>>43557521
>How are you worse then her
Honesty. Ask her about a plan and she'll happily admit she'd doing it because she's a greedy bitch in it for her own pleasure. You though? You'll hide your evil with" "It's for the greater good" and "It's for their own good" or tripe like that
>>43557581
I don't think that's possible considering I haven't figured out how to build The ultimate liberty Zone yet, but pre-assuming it does in fact come from there it is reassuring to know I will eventually succeed.
>>43557583
Her evil plans stem from "I'm hungry and people are yummy" My evil plans stem from" the Universe is a Crappy place and I want to make it better."
>>43557614
You always make it worse by orders of magnitude. You've never done anything that's actually good.
>>43557614
I'm no fan of being eaten alive, but I honestly find that prospect more preferably to a universe controlled by you if you are actually trying to bring about sex offenders with entropic superpowers into existence.
I am legitimetly repulsed that you see nothing wrong with trying to create /that/ SCP
>>43557627
I didn't create it on purpose, it was a side effect of Giving that kind of person access to the ultimate liberty Zone, I did not anticipate People wanting to leave. Speaking of the ultimate liberty zone, now that I am in scp I should probably try and steal SCP-536 To get a better handle on Variable physics.
>>43557614
I don't know if you've played Undertale, but everything you'd done and planned reminds me of the Genocide Route in that game because all you do is smash and ruin everything in your way that you disagree with, and then try to justify your atrocities by thinking of yourself as the protagonist. You clearly didn't give a rat's ass about consent in your warpwyld plan, for instance.
>>43557521
You're kinda omega hitler.
>>43557658
The ultimate liberty Zone Is entirely consensual! things you do not agree to have happen to you or done to you Literally cannot Happen there!
>>43557650
See what I mean? You even refuse to take responsibility for the fuckups you produce. Or consider for one second that what you're doing is despicable, atrocious and wrong on a profound level, and that everyone involved would have been better off without it.
An ultimate liberty zone is an objectively awful thing, and you refuse to accept that even when people are shoving proof of why right in your face.
>>43557670
>instituting a reality that is entirely tumblr where nothing matters
worse than pol pot
>>43557670
This has been pointed out before: What if I want to kill all the people who specifically don't want to be killed, hurt all the people who specifically don't want to be hurt? You're restricting my freedom to cause genuine suffering in the unconsenting.
This is just proof why your idea is a sickening, awful concept. And even if that was what you were going for SCP 106 was an awful choice to use as an example of what you intended to bring about because ALL its victims were nonconsenting.
>>43557670
Not the ultimate liberty then is it? I can't decide to kill everyone, thus you've emplaced rules. Basic concept bro
>>43557670
Apart from everything else, you have no realistic way of enforcing or ensuring that degree of compliance without becoming the very sort of tyrant you're always whining about.
This is exactly the sort of nonsensical rant stupid, violent dictators throughout the ages would propose out of hubris
On this episode of Bancho's Blasphemous Blunders: A shocking twist reveals that Bancho doesn't understand the concept of consent!
>>43557704
Fucking reruns
>>43557704
Next time on BBB, can Bancho conquer the dreaded fascism of Physics? Will the tyrannical Gravity and the cruel Electromagnetism be defeated? Find out soon!
>>43557712
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>>43557712
Gravity is best girl and the objectively most well-developed character on this show, she reallybrings togetherall my favourite scenes.
>>43557658
I hate that game,No matter how hard I tried to talk to her the goat lady wouldn't give up, and I had to fight her. I'm still kind of broken up about it. she was better at being a mom than my Actual mom.
>>43557665
Elaborate,I generally don't genocide innocent people, I'm still broken up about my failure to use diplomacy with the Martian roaches.
>>43557712
Considering I succeeded on my role to steal SCP-536 Yes.
>>43557700
Okay, tell me how I do this Right than?
>>43557731
Didn't you just ragequit Undertale because you couldn't solve a basic puzzle?
>>43557724
From AntIndustries try new 'Straight Cavatappi,'
"Because fuck Spirals"
>>43557737
What puzzle? it's like a bullet hell game Where you Have a bowling minigame instead of shooting back right?
>>43557731
My god, I can't believe you're this thick. You make Shirou look like the epitome of social awareness.
How do you right it?
YOU DON'T FUCKING CREATE AN ULTIMATE LIBERTY ZONE, YOU RETARD, BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE.
>goat lady
Okay, first off? Not your fucking blog.
Secondly, mash the fucking spare button. It's not a difficult conc-wait nevermind, for a second I forgot who I was replying to
>>43557731
>He doesn't have even a thirty second attention span to click the giant obvious MERCY a couple times
How do you even live?
How powerful is the Drop-In capstone in Asura's Wrath compared to the others? It seems like it would be hard to punch out the anti-spiral with it unless you built mantra technology that could use it.
>>43557737
How optimistic. I'd imagine he somehow blundered through the entire genocide route before realising something was amiss
>>43557746
Konakea is proud to present 'The Mini-Tank Mini-Box': The latest and greatest in cardboard-based military stealth technology!
>>43557782
>YOU DON'T FUCKING CREATE AN ULTIMATE LIBERTY ZONE, YOU RETARD, BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE.
Okay why does it make it worse?
>>43557782
I tried that like four times and it didn't work,I kept trying it until I died.
>>43557797
Dude I know it's reputation I died to the flower and restarted Then I talked and Spared everything up to the goat lady Who wound up killing me over and over again in till I Tried fighting back.
So, did anyone else discover whether Binks was actually a Sith when they jumped the Clone Wars?
https://www.reddit.com/comments/3qvj6w/
>>43557789
It seems to be more of a spiritual diplomacy/territory enhancement ability than a direct combat thing, just as the Citizen capstone is for buffing allies rather than direct offence. Not for punching psychic entities in the face per se
>>43557807
I was too busy exploring literally everywhere apart from Naboo to remember about Reddit's conspiracy theories so-afraid I never got the chance
>>43557806
Read SCP 106 again.
Read any post with "warpwyld" in it
Read every post replying to >>43557670
Read all the posts in the archive when you asked why people wouldn't want to be Bill Cipher/a True Fae
I'd ask you to use your brain but I don't want to ask too much of the mentally disabled
>>43552309
My warehouse is covered in marble statues and decoration, it's basically all marble in a mixture between the taste of renaissance sculpture and Gothic complexity, took me almost 40 years to cover the entire place (that is double the normal size). I plan to add plants in it (once i solve the sunlight issue, i don't really feel like covering the place with sunlamps) but for now it's kinda sterile, with hidden holographic interfaces to interact with my supercomputer/Ai that manage the warehouse maintenance, the robomaids and actual storage (that consist mainly in minecraft diamond chests stacked in the underground floor i got from the sims jump). Upon entering you have the Medbay/genetic lab to the right, workshop to the left and you can see the imposing (also heavily redecorated) demon king mansion from Demon king Daimaou in at the opposite end that i use as my living quarter/library/party place.
Also i need to graft human looking skin on my robomaids (that are now steel shiny), what's the best jump to develop that?
>>43557806
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43362474/#43369035
>>43557852
>Also i need to graft human looking skin on my robomaids (that are now steel shiny), what's the best jump to develop that?
Terminator jump, obviously. Through I think Buffy has something for it as well?
>>43557807
Thanks for reminding me to check!
This will probably be a fool's errand, but I have hope that I will learn the truth.
>>43557797
>Closed captioning provided by,
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>Use for barbecues, lighting candles, campfires or anything else that requires a flame!
>So easy you can do it with one arm!
>>43557906
>Airfare and accommodations provided by:
>V-Tech. The last name in robotic waifus
>Creating a better tomorrow yesterday.
>>43553585
The point is that the length of the Ultimate LoT exceeds the diameter of the Deathstar
>>43555514
Well it'll be something that I'll be setting up first in 40k (LoT) then set up again in most settings. The strain is Lahmian from Warhammer Fantasy, I took Genevieve Dieudonné complication in WHF. I protected her while she did her thing, which also happened to be End Times. So, the world was ending and she was trying to get Vampiric rights recognized.
>>43555454
How often? I would say twice, once for accepting a job and another for completing the job. How many liters of blood depends on the job, the number of people helped, and how many days it takes to complete it. More people helped more people are needed to donate. This shores up a healthy surplus of blood, which would be needed to absorb losses. Like say a large settlement is in need of help. Every eligible person able to give blood would be required to do so. If the job is done quick then that large payment would be enough. If not another round of blood donations would be required as payment. As blood bags are .5 to .7L of blood, it won't kill you to donate twice.
As for funeral rights, there would be a wake & funeral as normal. However instead of burying the body, you choose to cremate or give back. Cremation is free, & the family gets the ashes. Donating the body, after the funeral the casket is emptied of the corpse. The corpse is then mummified, wrapped in linen, given a deathmask & animated.
They're mostly used as symbols of faith. All menial labor is done by robots, who are designed to look like the mummies. As such you won't be able to tell difference between the robot janitor & the undead candleholder at a quick glance.
When a mummy zombie is no longer able to function. Then they'll be stripped of the flesh, their bones would be part the honored. So they'll be used to make church decorations. If you ever seen the Catacombs of France, with skull walls, bone chandeliers...etc. That's how churches are decorated. They're the honored dead. Again the donation is optional & requires consent.
>>43557983
>Ultimate LoT
>Thinking no ones taken it further
Oh anon, it must be so nice to be innocent
>>43558031
Current cap on size for the 2015 LoT is 216km, unless you make her sapient and turn her into a companion.I don't doubt that the 2016 model will be larger and have more horsepower. It is the way of things.
>>43558046
Go ask Valeriaanon sometime about what her virus did to the LoT. Remember to take a picture of your face though.
How much power/attention would I get if I go Psychic Supremacy in LoT then Alpha Psyker in the regular 40k?
>>43558155
Bad Idea (tm).
>>43556242
I'm working on FFV and IV anon.
>>43558155
>>43558162
Not as bad of an idea as importing 30+ companions, giving them alpha psyker, and then using a power transfer setup(such as Lips Service from Medaka box, and Power Transfer from Bleach) to give you 30+ copies of Alpha psyker.
>>43557658
To be fair, the protag is just the character we follow. The definition makes no expectations of goodness or justice.
>>43557807
So who didn't genocide the Gungans?
>>43558155
You'd be pretty damn powerful son. Stack all them Pysker perks and make yourself an Alpha+. Just have the willpower to kick daemons in the cunt and it won't be hard.
>>43558264
>commiting genocide on things that aren't Johj
>ever
>>43558285
The Gungans are basically retarded underwater johj.
>>43558291
How the hell did you come to that conclusion because it's worse than my logic! They are largely peaceful Fish folk who Just want to be left out of political squabbles and had the good sense to kick out the annoying guy.
>>43558264
Why? It's not like they're doing much of anything. Just throw Binks into the sun, and you're pretty much done.
>>43558327
It's called purposeful hyperbole and lies in the pursuit of humor. Gungans are so annoying I am making excuses for why you should kill them, despite knowing they're untrue.
Progress report!
>Ninjago update and AoE III: Black Family: Part 2 coming along nicely after a brief break
>My dark work has hit a bit of a snag
And then there's the biggest thing. I just caught up with Steven Universe and while I feel recent events might prompt an update, I'm not exactly sure WHAT to do with the whole caste system Gems seem to have on Homeworld.
There will, regardless of how that goes, be a new drawback.Meme-en Universe [+200 CP] - Why would you subject yourself to this? Things are just generally less sensible around here - from a certain technician Gem eating triangular corn chips and acting like a stereotypical /v/ poster all the time to a certain small blonde child being a literal demon and everyone making terrible puns all the time while crying and singing... look. I warned you, alright? You didn't listen, but I warned you.
>>43558264
I didn't. I mostly forgot they were there. Even if I paid attention to them, I don't think I would kill them. Jar-Jar's annoying, but the rest of the Gungans seemed pretty nice. I could bond with them over our mutual revulsion for Jar-Jar.
>>43558352
I gotta say, I did not expect Peridot to become a good guy.
>>43558327
Nothing is worse then your logic.
>>43558352
As I seem to have forgotten to mention, this would also come with a fix to any unclarified mechanics (i.e. Half-Gems get the line about "choose a real-life gemstone you inherited from your mother," and possibly the same "import a gemstone to be your Gem" option that full Gems get, for the same added 300 to the Background's price, clarification on what exactly "all Gem perks" means for You Were Made? (yes, people were confused by the wording on this), etc.)
tl;dr, all that stuff I forgot to explain in the first edition of the Jump will be explained.
>>43558379
Did they ever show us what happens to halfies with shattered gems?
>>43558214
Alpha Psyker wouldn't stack upon itself. You'd get Alpha Psyker in other disciplines but you won't have say Alpha Psyker (Telepath) x5. Now Alpha (40k) & Alpha (LoT) would stack. Making you Alpha+, but they're from two different jumps.
>>43558162
It's only a bad idea because of the warp. Just be conservative in your use of psyker powers while in the 40k verse, then when the warp is no longer a problem you're clear to go weapons free.
>>43558352
> I'm not exactly sure WHAT to do with the whole caste system Gems seem to have on Homeworld.
We still don't really know what exactly it all entails, other than that there are at least three or more different castes, those being fighters, engineers, and servants. I mean, I guess you could put in some stuff about choosing your role? But since we don't know exactly what gems pertains to what (and may likely never know, for that matter), it may be better to just stick to being really vague and let people figure it out on their own.
Oh! And... while we're on the subject, I guess there's been some debate about Half-Gems actually being superior to full gems? I guess it would be nice if you weighed in on that?
>>43558373
I always sortof hoped.
>>43558264
I didn't.
I mean... I may have punched a few in the nose to establish dominance, but I never killed any.
I mostly just sortof avoided them. Like a normal person.
>>43558264
I totally kind of forgot about them, had other things to do.
>>43558438
Same. There's too much cool shit to do, see, and experience in the SW'verse to worry about those turds.
>>43558352
>I'm not exactly sure WHAT to do with the whole caste system
I don't watch the show, how much do we know about the castes? Do we know enough so that you could make Gem a variable-cost origin, you're given a few choices and pay more or less based on which caste you select, and then the more expensive castes get some better stuff?
>>43558410
I really don't get your point of view there. Power transfer just shift power over, and is from a setting where the powers pretty much all are from your soul, which is pretty much in line with psykers. So it should transfer over the person's power straight up, leaving them a weaker psyker or not a psyker anymore. If anything with how the stuff power transfer was based on works, it should have a harder time transferring over disciplines.
>TFW no drawback that makes you Jar Jar Binks.
>>43558386
It's most likely Bad Things, but it's not been shown yet. It's probably gonna be some sort of Final Episode Big Reveal or something*.
* - this is baseless speculation on my part and likely in no way reflects the actual direction of the series.
>>43558430
In all honesty? I have no clue. The whole concept is still on a sort of "it just works" level.
>>43558462
Well, we don't know very much, save that Pearls are combination servants/status symbols (which is where the Pearl we know probably gets most of her /issues/ from), Peridots are technicians of some sort, and Quartzes are soldiers. This would leave Diamonds as some sort of ruler caste, and who knows what caste Lapis would fall into.
We don't quite know how this ties into their physical stats yet.
>>43558264
The only contact we really had with the Gungans was to steal and splice the Kresch. Because at the time, having a living book-squid seemed like a good idea.
Otherwise...eh. Never liked the deep ocean, and we had other stuff to do than bother with a bunch of weird amphibious duck people who aren't even progressing and just spend all day swimming around their bubble-cities.
To be fair, the bubble-cities were kinda pretty from a distance.
>>43558430
Wait-there's other Half-Gems than Steven? Because the shield thing seemed kinda underwhelming compared to the firepower Lapis and Jasper showed off.
>>43558530
He's the only one so far, still. And we STILL don't know what exactly is going on with him. Peridot had no useful information about it and seems to be even more confused than everyone else.
>>43558264
I can't really justify killing off an entire race of people simply because one of their species is super annoying. Besides wasting my precious time in a galaxy far, far away killing Gungans? I have more important things to do.
>>43557806
>why does it make it worse
Conflict is the right of every sapient being. More to the point self-determination; Free Will is the fundamental gift and only unalienable right man and angel has. You seek to strip the one thing that defines sapience and play a tyrant god.
You are an unholy anathema to all thinking beings. You are so unspeakably, unfavorably, unimaginably at odds with the fundamental essence of determination. Not even Satan would stoop to such lows, for the fallen archangel of Will too treasures and understands fundamentally why it is the gift given to man and angel.
You, bancho, are far far worse than Satan. Your desire is the most despicable thing I can think of to God's eye and can only hope that you aspire to create your vision in some world where its creator descends from on high and smites you to nothing.
>>43558530
I dunno, there was some people in the thread a couple months(?) ago talking about how Half-Gems are better because they can apparently get all the same powers as a full Gem, in addition to the perks of being human?
I kindof think that sounds wrong, but I wanted to know if Wakfu had an opinion on it.
I dunno.
>>43558506
Well, soldiers are apparently supposed to be huge, if Peridot's word and Rose and Jasper's size are any indication. And there are gems who are apparently specifically made for technical skills and thinking. But like I said, other than Pearl, we don't even know what gems correlate to what tasks.
I can't even begin to wonder what the hell Ruby and Sapphire are supposed to do separately. They're so freaking tiny after all.
"It just works", indeed.
>>43558663
I'm confused how does The ultimate liberty zone Take away self-determination? if anything it grants more self-determination than is possible in normal reality. Conflict is certainly possible you just have to agree to it as well.I just wanted to keep other people from getting hurt like I was.
>>43558663
Excuse me, anon, but Hyperbole called, it wants your autograph.
>>43558712
For a burn that epic in scope? I'd want his autograph too.
>>43558706
You restrict actions because of fear. We hurt each other because we CAN. We do things without another's consent because we CAN. Because it is our CHOICE. You in your foolish, incredibly and utterly selfish desire deign to strip entire swaths of choice. You make games impossible, you make winning and losing meaningless, you make interaction meaningless.
You have created a living hell of non-existence where sapient minds are trapped. The fact you cannot seem to grasp this is why the people in this thread dislike you. Your entire dreams for the world are at odds with the core of sapience.
You are at odds with everyone who will ever live and think.
>>43558706
PRO FUCKING TIP: if you have to ask permission to do anything, it's not "the ultimate Liberty zone"
>>43558706
B-but you're not letting me exercise conflict on people who expressly don't want conflict! It is my inalienable right to excercise my free will on others without some DICTATOR telling me what to do!
/sarcasm
Your idea is bad and unworkable and you should stop defending it because by now you should realise nobody will ever accept that you are not the worst thing in the multiverse ever.
/sincerity mode
>>43558706
Conflict, real conflict, helps us grow as people. It makes us better in the end. People will rarely choose conflict if they have a choice. By always giving them a choice you are very much taking away an important part of life. You're not doing them a favor by letting them live in a "Ultimate liberty zone."
>>43558706
I see you're just wilfully ignoring all the links people are referencing to point out how absurd your goal is. I've had more engaged responses with stone walls.
>>43558772
>>43558756
Okay, no Ultimate liberty zone.
>>None of those pictures have popcorn CAPTCHA
>>43558791
Wonder how long it'll be before you backtrack on uour statement this time eh? A day? A week? You might even last a month, if I were a optimistic anon.
>>43558791
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you never actually read SCP 106. I just cannot believe that if you had, this argument would have lasted this long given the thing is implied to have done worse things than what you intended to do to Kuroko.
>>43558809
Its because he doesn't understand the thought process of why his actions are worse than satan. He's a special kind of autistic, where he can maybe eventually learn by the reactions of others what is and is not acceptable but will never understand why himself.
>>43558809
Hold yer horses anon, I'd be impressed if he doesn't try to backtrack next thread when he gets some new hairbrained idea by taking the most optimistic interpretation of a perk somehow.
>>43558821
That was the girl he lobotomized because she was handsy, right?
>>43558833
So-kind of like an unknowable eldritch abomination, like the Great Ones in Bloodborne who're implied to feel compassion for humans as their adoptive children.
>>43558844
Not even lobotomise, but sterilise. Dunno what's more alarming, the fact he genuinely thought this was socially acceptable or that he thought it would actually work.
>>43558560
Yellow Diamond is mostly yellow
Bill Cipher is mostly yellow
Even Flowey is mostly yellow
There's a pattern here foretold by the wisest of men.EveryVillainIsLemons
>>43558879
And with their powers combined, they are...
Alright so I had this idea floating about my head and am trying to hammer it out.
Monster Inc gave us the ability to power things via Emotions. Do we have a way to scan for emotions though?
Currently my best idea is just covering a planet in like transmitters hooked up to each kind of emotion. Should great anger emerge somewhere, I get a broadcast.
Can anyone recall any tech or magic across any of the available settings that lets someone search for emotions? Possibly as astrological distances?
>>43558879
Yellow is the worst color, proven fact.
>>43558916
I know a decent amount of things that let you personally detect emotions, not really anything that magically does so through tech. I mean, you can always program cameras to detect outward facial and posture changes that reflect emotion, but that's not exact.
>>43558879
>Sinestro Corps is Yellow
>Yellow is the energy of Fear
>Yellow Diamond, Bill Cipher, and Flowey all rely on other people's fear in some way to get what they want
>>43558943
That may be a good start honestly. If its magic then I can always make it magitech later.
Whatcha got?
>>43558909
What the hell is Evilbob Evilpants?
>>43558916
Power Rings are the only tech off the top of my head that can do it. And that's only for the ones on the Emotional Spectrum.
>>43557712
You know what BBB reminded me of?Big Boy Blue
>What if they're the same person?
>>43559120DON'T SPEAK THAT NAME, YOU'LL SUMMON HIM.
>>43559054
Asura's Wrath might be able to help?
>>43558821
I keep hearing 106 brought up. What's it do?
>>43558560
Peridot also seems to be very confused about Garnet. In general it seems that romance between gems is very rare, which is understandable. Romance in humans is an evolutionary and cultural evolution that ensures procreation & greater survival of offspring. However Gems come from the Kindergarten, so they wouldn't have the biological necessity to couple.
>>43559216
Yeah, Asura's Wrath looks like a good place to hit up. I'll add it to the end of my chain.
>>43559216
It's really best if you just read its entry on the SCP wiki to get a feel for how terrifying it is. It's an old man who abducts people and rots 'em to death in its own subdimension.
>>43559243
Rots them to death is an understatement, he likes to physically torture and hunt them. I remember one story mentions him turning a living person into a torso with their neck divided in a particular way so their cries for help sounded like a baby.
Personally, I am going to enjoy using Dimensional Anchor followed up by Raff Rafflessia to kill him with a taste of his own medicine.
is there a rick and morty Jump?
>>43559367
oy serious question PLS
>>43559367
I would rather have a a "Two Brothers" Jump
>>43559367
There might be, check. I remember it discussed, if there isn't then there's interest.
>>43559367
well, it'd be kind of hard to make without time/dimensional shenanigans, and it's an unspoken rule to not touch those things
>>43559682
Dimensional Shenanigans are fine, it's bouncing around to different alternate worlds within that singular universe. It' wouldn't give you access to go to Star Wars for example.
I can't think of any time related shenanigans that took place, though Rick could probably do it.
>>43559682
Dimensional shenanigans are allowed provided that they are contained to the dimensions of that setting. So DC lets you go to Bizarro World if you figure out how, you can bounce around between Mechanus and Limbo in Order of the Stick if you want, things like that. So you could do the same in Rick and Morty. Any dimensional tech you brought to other jumps, though, would still be confined to their setting. So if you took Rick's portal gun to Forgotten Realms, you could still only move between the different planes in Forgotten Realms.
>>43559713
Rick is actually still trying to build time travel technology.
So far he hasn't.
Partially because he believes Time Travel is bullshit.This is actually the show creator expressing how he feels that nothing new can be done with time travel stories and it is overused.
>>43559787
Honestly in a show like Rick & Morty there's nothing you can do with Time Travel that you couldn't do with dimensional or planetary travel. Want to go to ancient Rome? Boom, here's a dimension where... where everyone is stuck in Roman times. Also, everyone has three breasts because (belch) why not? Why not have three breasts. Even... even the guys, sure, why not, even the guys.
>>43559713
>>43559769
meh, Rick & Morty there would be a reality for everything basically, a world identical to the star wars one would probably exist, even if there is no time travel, and i'm positive i've seen some massive bullshit like time freeze, the possibilities are endless.
>>43560148
The fact of the matter is that dimensional travel is allowed.
So is 'time freezing'. There are multiple time manipulation powers present in the chain, so that complaint itself doesn't hold any water.
>>43560148
There might be an alternate world that is very similar to Star Wars, but probably wouldn't have the force. Might be plenty worlds that are very similar to other worlds we've been to, but they would still rest within the rules of the universe that have been shown thus far. Like no magic for example, no supernatural qualities.
Dimension hopping within the context of the show is not a big boon, In fact is a danger more than anything else. Council of Ricks would probably be interested in a Jumper.
Can't decide to break Deadlight for LoT or not break it.
>>43560501
Flip a coin.
Let luck decide.
>>43560501
>taking the option that canonically makes you into an asshole
I'm disappointed in you
From which ff jump is blue mage ? I can't find It.
>>43560501
I think the lost voices/cutlst-chan fit your personality best. Though you would also like the DEldar bitch so meh.
>>43560554
Are you being dumb? It doesn't do that. none of the forced personality bits are 'canon', it's just how Baby writes.
>>43560591
FF8.
>>43557806
>Dude I know it's reputation I died to the flower and restarted Then I talked and Spared everything up to the goat lady Who wound up killing me over and over again in till I Tried fighting back.
Bull fucking shit.
First off, literally all you have to do to spare her is hammer Mercy over and over until she stops fighting. She doesn't turn yellow, but the game even told you a couple screens ago that might be possible. People don't always solve it the first time, but it's eminently solvable.
But second? The game is programmed so Toriel won't kill you - after she gets you down enough her bullets are programmed to move out of your way so they can't hurt you. It's theoretically possible to take enough damage to kill yourself before she switches to the new pattern, but you basically have to be hit just right - so you're either the unluckiest moron in the world or a lying sack of shit.
How does one wean Cultist-chan off of Chaos?
She seems like an excellent guard if one takes the super hard mode.
>>43560696
You can steer yourself into her bullets once she starts avoiding you too.
>>43560762
>guard
>Not little sister/waifu
>>43560762
Don't take her off chaos, redefine chaos.
Don't try and break her of her devotion to chaos, just show her that the flavor of chaos that the ruinous powers represent are but a mere trifling speck of what is encompassed by chaos's glorious majesty.
helps if you're already gunning for a "chaos god who isn't a complete asshole" build
>>43558075
>Get fleshmetal for LoT
>get virus customization from Resident Evil
>inject into LoT
whatcouldpossiblygowrong.tiff
>>43560848
Oh no problems with a Waifu that smells of bacon and can rend chaos terminators.
>>43560855
What kind of chaos though? See cause I don't understand chaos. Entropy?
Is anyone familiar with the zero no tsukaima timeline ? in the anime looks like everything happens in like 2 months but it's probably years in the LN right?
>>43560940
>>43558075
alternatively just use blacklight
alternatively alternatively, import Fleshmetal virus into Resident Evil to customize
>>43560762
This >>43560855 bring her around to your style/flavor of chaos, or become a chaos god yourself and get her to devote herself to you alone.
You could also import her to give her memories from a universe that's not as horrible as 40k, but that would probably take a long time.
>>43561051
>Fleshmetal Virus everywhere.
>Durable Steel toilet gets infected
>Constantly Watching
>ALWAYS WATCHING
>>43561112
>Always screaming from what it has seen
>Has no mouth.
>>43561147
no worries, with the modified fleshmetal he can grow vocal cords!this isn't justice now
>>43560591
There are blue magic/blue mage equivalents in practically every FF, just that it's explicitly offered as a perk in 8. 11's Blue Magic is arguably better.
>>43561184
>Secretly infect BBEG's fortress/home with Fleshmetal
>Fleshmetal is constantly watching his everything
>Infiltrate it and end up in the bathroom
>BBEG finds the jumper stroking his toilet whispering "Tell me his secrets"
>>43561234
Non-perks don't have the guarantee they'd work, though.
>>43560848
I tried that, and the bullets move away faster than you do. Then again, I only got the game recently, so maybe that's a bug
The point is still that unless you're trying she'll never kill you, so you can keep fooling around trying options until you spare her.
Or you give up on trying and murder her because you didn't care enough to spare her.
>>43561051
Didn't Red say you couldn't import anything magical or supernatural into it?But like anything else she tries to limit, it should be ignored. So go ahead and stick it to her.
Remember to report and ignore him, folks.
>>43561329
>Didn't Red say you couldn't import anything magical or supernatural into it?
forgot that
>But like anything else she tries to limit, it should be ignored. So go ahead and stick it to her.
nah, it's fine
branching off the alternative idea, what would the different virii from Resident Evil do to a fleshmetal'd Light of Terra?
>>43561364
Why are you replying to the shitposter? Holy shit, it's not hard.
>>43561327
that is actually the case once your health gets low enough
you essentially have to trick her to kill you
>>43560965
Chaos is applied to so many different concepts from the ramblings and awkward seduction methods of Dr Ian Malcom, to the ruinous powers, to one domain of the alignment system in D&D, to red magic in Magic The Gathering.
Chaos covers quite a range of things. Pick a sufficiently useful and beneficial definition of the term and steer her towards those things in the name of chaos.
Chaos can be a synonym for evil. it can be an alternative to the holy or infernal. it can harken back to that which existed before and to which all shall eventually degrade. It's all a matter of perspective and semantics. Leverage that.
