I'm playing a Call of Cthulhu game that takes place in the 50's.
How do I stop the milkman from bedding my wife while I investigate gruesome crime scenes?
>>43542855
Do not play with or be a kekold fetishist.
>>43542855
Feed him to a shoggoth.
>>43542855
>believing that is your wife
>>43542855
>implying that's the milkman
>>43542855
A booby trap works. Or a pussy trap. The possibilities are endless with females. So many hidey-holes to fill with nasty things. And if your wife won't cooperate, chloroform.
Other options exist, of course.
Take the Third Oath of Dagon
>>43543004
It's all the same once you hit zero SAN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i61aSmql7a8
>>43542855
Someone knows too much. Rainbow Squirts go!
Shit in a milk jar, leave it out for him.
Tell him your wife is into it and if he can, shit all over her chest.
>>43542855
Combine the two by making your wife the victim and your bedroom the gruesome crime scene
