Tell me fellow barbarians, when has your rage brought you greatness?
>>43526565
Sure
>Old as fuck and half rot wooden door
>Rage to push a door and send it to the other side of the room to scare enemy inside
>Door doesn't move
>Try again
>Nothing
>Roll a 18
>Nothing
>Druid turns into a mouse and goes behind
>Sees a single goblin holding the door
It was soo awesome how I left that game
>>43526636
You're a disappointment to barbarians everywhere
>>43526565
I once got so assmad I assaulted a police officer.
That was fun.
>>43526565
op here, I think this needs clarification.
I was talking about moments of barbarian rage, not moments of rage in your real life.
>>43526848
>tfw you are by definition a barbarian, despite your having internet
I meet your criteria, go fuck yourself.
>>43526936
spoken like a true barbarian
>Playing pathfinder
>Titan mauler barbarian
>Slightly modified for balance with rest of the group
>Currently in airship flying towards suspected dragon den.
>Bard spots this huge gargantuan red dragon chilling outside the entrance.
>Dragon doesn't see us since we're like 10,000ft in he air
>I have an idea, swap out my usual large greatsword for a huge 15ft. long greatsword we got off of a giant a few sessions ago and left in a bag of holding.
>Ask to borrow the bard's feather fall ring
>Jump off of the airship
>Swing my sword around until I am standing on it, make the appropriate acrobatics checks with the other players becoming very interested.
>Begin raging
>Red dragon looks up and sees a screaming spec in the sky flying towards him.
>Roll and manage a hit even with the penalties.
>Activate feather fall with a 31 will save to speak the command words while in rage(house rule).
>I ask the GM how much damage near terminal velocity adds to sword damage.
>He groans and picks up a handful of dice, rolls, and sighs.
>"The last thing the dragon sees is a screaming barbarian surfing the sky with on a massive sword before the sword pierces him through the neck, back, and through the stomach in a Gory explosion of blood and scales. A few seconds later a rather excited man gently floats down near the corpse".
>I'm no longer allowed to play barbarian.
>>43527415
Your group is dicks, that was awesome.
>>43527415
Hahahahahahaha someone please draw this.
>>43527415
That's fucking amazing
>>43527415
Great story, but a couple of things
>Balanced with the rest of the group
I guess they gave you +5 to BaB, +100 HPs, +5 to all saves, righ? that's the minimum you should give any martial to balace it with other classes
>I'm no longer allowed to play barbarian.
360ยบ noscope out of that group
>>43527415
Okay now imagine this, with Flash Gordon theme song playing.
>>43526565
Not anything with an actual Barbarian class, but still rage mode a gogo
>Helping a friend test-run his homebrew system. Pirate game, with voodoo magic having an effect on the environment similar to warp exposure. Explains the beast races.
>One of them is Crocmen, aka Salties. Big, dumb, territorial, and temperamental. I play two Salty brothers to bodyguard his DMPC voodooman pirate captain.
>Circumstances lead us into conflict with the British Navy. They manage an ambush. Start going after the captain, and have a minigun firing on the Salty settlement we had been chilling in.
>Brothers both possessive as fuck of captain, view him as the prophet of their goddess. Go full rage mode.
>Brother 1 hurls brother 2 at the Naval ratings manning a Gatling Gun. One drops to crocmissile, others drop to said missile having arms and teeth.
>Brother 1 follows 2 up, rips Gatling off mounting, proceeds to use it to bludgeon several naval ratings to death.
Brother 1 also managed to kill a giant catfish that was trying to eat him by raging out and shattering its mouth plate. Fun times.
>>43526565
>Play Vampire the Masquerade game
>Spend most of session waiting around while packmates debate what to do
>Packmates argue about stuff and we frenzy on each other at times because no one can agree on anything
>Become increasingly bored as session continues on
>Finally we decide to attack a hosptial controlled by enemy vampire
>They tell me to go inside and stab a random person to generate bad press
>Have motorcycle
>Say 'Fuck it!'
>Tell ST I want to ride motorcycle through hospital doors while popping a wheelie
>ST warns me I will probably die
>I spent a shitload of points in character gen making him a good driver and gave him a merit for driving stunts
>Roll three successes
>Drive 90mph inside through glass doors
>take out knife and slice at security guard twice, decapitating him
>Drive off
>Cops cars chase after me
>Score 4-5 successes on each roll until I outrun the fucking cops
>I'm a lot less bored now
>>43527825
Titan mauler archetype was balanced instead. GM reduced the to-hit penalty to -4 per size category instead of -6.
>>43527006
>>43527415
>Read that as "Tiny mauler barbarian"
>Imagine 4 inches tall 8 inches wide gnomish dwarfish dude with a pointy magnificent stache riding a huge ass sword, bellowing a high pitched, hellium induced like scream.
Much soda was spilled tonight.
>>43526755
Did you died?
