>Theros: Black people in Ancient Greece, Ashiok, gay kings
>Khans of Tarkir: Central Asian plane, otherkin protagonist, transgender character
>Battle for Zendikar: muh fight for muh rights, muh practical armor
How will Shadows Over Innistrad appease the Tumblr crowd?
You seem triggered, OP.
>>43453691
>Call me Jaquelyn
>>43453691
Avacyn actually started as a male angel.
>>43453691By including Ashiok as the main antagonist.
>>43453691
Iona has been removed from the game and banned everywhere for be racist.
The artist who Iona has been asked to publicly apologize, then hang himself.
shock lands
>>43453805
Why would this appease them?
>>43453810
>shaming BBWs
I'll screencap this to post on my tumblr, you bigot!
>>43453838
Because more Ashiok makes tumblr happy.In reality, we will get a planeswalker card for the Raven Man though.
>>43453857
But why do they love Ashiok so much? I don't get it. Is it just because she's a woman? Or is it some other shit?
>>43453871
Ashiok doesn't care for binary gender. That's why tumblr loves Ashiok.
>>43453871
>Ashiok
>she
>woman
Health at any toughness
>>43453871
It's cause they're mentally ill and take "This thing doesn't have a gender because it is literally an abomination that goes against nature" to mean "Noncis" or some shit
Why do people still play a game that purposefully tailors its lore to please buttblasted tumblturds?
>>43453898
#BlackPlaneswalkersMatter
>>43453805
I'd be okay with this. Ashiok is pretty interesting.
I don't really get it's being tumblr bait. Is a horror being non-gendered really so hard to believe?
>>43453924
Because I'm not a whiny little bitch.
>>43453924
Why do people complain about a bizarre fantasy game when its content doesn't match their real-life political views?
>>43453943
Tumblr doesn't care what the intent was. They just want you to know that they're right.
>>43453691
NIGGERS
IN
MY
INNISTRAAAADDDD
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Rules change that you must announce your triggers before anything is cast and your opponent has the right to disregard them, but you can't disregard theirs.
>Blue drafters must check their privilege and think twice before drawing multiple cards or countering a spell.
>>43453691
Hopefully, more outfits for everyone.
>also implying that ancient Greeks weren't gay as fuck, and Africa wasn't just across the pond.
Actual furries that jerk off the werekin or whatever-the-fuck they are now. Gay angels. Sorin will put off some homo smoldering vibes when he vampires a male minor character.
>>43453924
I kind of wish people could just ignore it and not give wotc a fucking parade every single time the do something not-mainstream. It doesn't really effect the game mechanically so it's whatever.
>>43453943
It's not that it's hard to believe, people just care too much. What gender were the things from Hellraiser? Pretty clear inspiration there, but no one gives a shit about the hellraiser goons.
>>43454058
>Sorin will put off some homo smoldering vibes when he vampires a male minor character.
hnnnnnngh
H-he's still into human girls too though, right?
>>43453985
>Confirmed for not actually playing any Innistrad.
>Actually caring about the lore of Magic blocks
>>43454114
So let me see if I got the card art right, going left to right:
>Irish
>African
>Mongolian
>Chinese
>>43455320
Where in the literal fuck are you getting Mongolian?
>>43455484
The goatee
>>43453691
>muh practical armor
Don't act like /tg/ isn't sixty times as whiny about this as tumblr is.
>>43453691
It can't and it won't. Innistrad is literally Enlightenment Europe.
>>43455320
They're all cannibal werewolves, not heroes, so they don't count.
>>43455547
And they'll still say it's unrealistic for any fantasy setting to lack colored people because it's fantasy, it doesn't need to reflect reality.
>>43455575
Under what circumstances would humans be racially homogenous?
>>43453691
Same way as Innistrad. Women in positions of power.
>>43453897
I still say Ashiok was Braids and you can't stop me.
>>43455626
Any small or isolated area with the same climate. Racial homogeneity still is the norm in most places.
>>43455626
Are you mentally retarded or just pretending?
>>43453691
>transgender character
who?
>>43453691
>>43455626
In one region. Highly.
Shit, there are places where you will still never find a black guy.
There are also places you'll never find a white bitch.
Especially in regards to a fantasy time period, seeing literally every race ain't gonna happen.
>>43455804
Oh anon, I envy your blessed innocence.
>>43455804
Alesha, she who smiles at Death.
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/uncharted-realms/truth-names-2015-01-28
>>43453691
"Nobody was gay in ancient Greece"
-OP, (a faggot himself)
>>43455876
So, from reading that, that thing is a trap?
>>43455849
Speaking as someone living in a modern United States metro with a population of about 850,000 people, I only met one black person growing up. Most people were Japs or whites.
Would you expect black people in 18th-century Germany to be a noticeable minority of the population, or would you expect rare exceptions that probably won't show up in card art except as nameless background characters? Or would you expect those exceptions to be so exceptional that they are, by default, heroes of one sort or another?
>>43455917
Took his grandmother's name, identifies as a woman. I am okay with this.
>>43453691
I dunno, I'd like to see more people like me.
>>43455917
She's clan leader of the Mardu and deserves respect as much as Zurgo or Surrak. Clean up your act.
>>43455986
This shit is why 12 year olds now believe mental illness is not only okay, but should be celebrated.
>>43455917
No, Alesha is a woman in a man's role. A tomboy, basically. Tomboys are transgendered man-girls.
>>43453998
But think twice already draws you extra cards...
>>43455917
Yeah. Girl in Mardu Runemark's art probably isn't her, though. No way a trap without access to hormones could get those tits.
>>43455956
It's fantasy. It doesn't have to reflect the real world. Pretty much any level of racial diversity or homogeny can work.
>>43455986
>>43456000
>>43456011
>>43456013
Can we not start this again?
>>43456011
Then you should be glad, since we can celebrate your autism right along with it.
>>43456000
>She's clan leader of the Mardu and deserves respect as much as Zurgo or Surrak.
So none then?
Post time fuckery the originals were cleansed from history and the present ones are pretty much nobodies outside of Narset.
>>43455876
Everyone complains about Alesha, but they forget that Wizards immediately killed her off. She's now been dead for 1000 years in the current time period.
>>43456013
The thing I just read on wizards' site said, word for word "boy who thinks he's a girl"
>>43456041
Magic.
And those SJWs would still complain that because it's fantasy it MUST reflect our real world values of diversity, because it would take conscious decisions to not do so and thus be inherently racist if it doesn't.
>>43456063
That's just a function of the time travel plot though. Not like they had her brutally murdered or anything.
>>43456097
Weren't all of the original khans brutally murdered? I know Bananaman was killed and made into a necklace.
>>43456097
Except that's exactly what happened. Thanks to Sarkhan's meddling, the dragons learned of the khans' plot to kill them and attacked their meeting killing all of them.
>>43456041
It could just be the armor, though. Not like boobplate hasn't been a thing before in magic art.
>>43456136
Still a function of the time travel/dragon dildos/Sarkhan did NOTHING WRONG plot.
>>43456139
>>43456136
Bananas and jeskai guy both got killed. The others survived that attack and went out and negotiated in whatever way worked out.
>>43456139
Sarkhan was gone by the time that all happened. IIRC, it was actually Tasigur that tipped them off, since he was already allied with Silumgar. He ended up zombied later.
Good lord you people are fucking backwards
>>43453691
>Fight for muh rights, practical armor
In literally what sense are these (a) for the tumblr crowd and (b) a bad thing?
>>43453810
Is this for true? I buy it but I'm not sure why she would be that bad aside from the fact that she's incredibly hateful
>>43453998
>>43456020
Holy fuck these are funny
>>43456068
>it's
>>43456063
At least The Trap who Smiles at Cock actually existed in its prime.
My nigga zurgo got the shaft pretty hard.
>>43457623
Zurgo was, is, and always will be a punk bitch.
Anafenza still a best. RIP in Peace
>>43456000
Did alesha punch a bear in the face?
Sutrak 1
Alesha 0
>>43457659
>RIP in peace
>rest in peace in peace
>>43457659
Zurgo did nothing wrong, and could have solo'd any but one of the dragons in his prime.
>>43457701
Hello newfriend. Is this your first time on the internet?
>>43457701
I know what I said.
>>43457704
You're not wrong. I'm just salty from all the times I've had to either answer Zurgo or watch him run away with the game
>>43457765
Fair enoughI got him and a butcher of the horde at the khans prerelease. I won that prerelease.
>>43456062
Did you just say that Surrak is a nobody? When he has the respect of his dragonlord and is pretty much second in command?
And do I need to get started on Sidisi? Really it's only Zurgo and Anafenza don't matter, and Anafenza almost started a rebellion by dying.
>>43453810
>Iona has been removed from the game and banned everywhere for be racist.
What
Why
>>43457779
Good man.
I usually play modern where he's not a huge problem, but in standard? Sealed? Fuck that noise
>>43457803
>In charge of feeding his overweight boss, is unplayable
>Is a puppet for his even more overweight, greedy boss, is also unplayable
>Is literally autistic, unplayable
All the Khans that aren't Anafenza or Zurgo in the post-Sarkhan timeline are trash.
Also, how has nobody mentioned that Narset is autistic yet?
>>43457985
>Also, how has nobody mentioned that Narset is autistic yet?
She's actually not specifically autistic. She's just not ~normal~. An autistic person was the first one to ask, but subsequent comments by Wizards employees have also mentioned Attention Deficit.
>>43458011
So she's autistic and retarded?I'm sorry. I can't stop. I'm tired and putting off my work to shitpost in this thread
>>43453691
Vampires will be slutshamed to death, humans have to check their mirror privilege, werewolves are now nonviolent and yiffing in peace with furry humans, zombies have to be 50/50 spread of men and women but no poc because dead poc is racist and avacyn has incestuous lesbian relationships with her sisters.
>>43455507
it's gypsies.
>no lesbians yet
WotC, do you know what year it is?
>>43456097
>Coward negro surrendered his clan and became Dromoka's bitch.
>Shu Yun became an icycle.
>Tasigur became a necklace.
>Kolaghan ate the trap.
>Yasova continued being mystical mountain shaman because all Atarka wants is to eat big meals.
>>43458102
>Werewolves are now nonviolent
>Avacyn has incestuous lesbian relationships with her sisters
Both of those already happened, though.
>>43458222
>hey i have the power to stop your transformations
>instead of stopping you from becoming wolves, i'll stop you from becoming humans
fucking avacyn
>english canon
>emrakul is female
>this german card claims it's a guy
No feminists allowed in based naziland
>>43458222
>>43458244
Only willing werewolves become wulfin. And Avacyn still didn't have the power to stop lycanthropes from turning because that's a function of Innistrad itself, tied into the moon which is a source of wild magic untouched by Sorin.
>>43458102
>zombies have to be 50/50 spread of men and women but no poc
Oh so you're saying blacks and Latinos aren't good enough to be made into zombies?
Check your undeath privilege~
#black_and_brown_corpses_matter
>>43454058
>complaining about gay angels
>he doesn't want to see a Powerpuff threesome
>>43454092
No, he prefers Kor.
>>43458479
You don't want this to be canon, anon?
>>43453691
>Battle for Zendikar: muh fight for muh rights, muh practical armor
Don't you realize how fucking dumb you sound when you try to make it seem BfZ caters the "the Tumblr crows" at all? That you're stretching things beyond what's retarded?
>>43453810
Iona has nothing to do with Innistrad you dummy
>>43453691
Ancient Greece had lots of connections with middle east cultures and even Nubians and the like from north Africa. Add to that the fact that Theros is an FICTIONAL FANTASY SETTING and your argument is completely fucking retarded.
>>43458102
>avacyn has incestuous lesbian relationships with her sisters
I just came here to post the mandatory image, but this? This bit I would be okay with.
Unironically think Ashiok on Innistrad would be breddy gud
>>43457380
Anon-kun. Don't you get it? As long as there is something that doesn't appease to my /pol/-ite sensibilities is obviously simply appeasing to the SJW menace that is somehow both incompetent and omnipresent.
>>43455520
/tg/'s motivations for it are pure, though. It's not some faux internet post-feminism.
>>43453691
Are people really still whining about blacks appearing in Theros? It's a whole plane, not one small section if our Earth. If humans on Theros are anything like humans on Earth they will be adapted to their surroundings, which means in some regions people will have darker pigmentation than in others.
It's not like the RL Greeks never came into contact with dark skinned people.
>>43460174
Just admit that you agree with people who you typically don't like. You pretentious asshole.
>>43460188
Fa/tg/uys are just uncomfortable seeing anyone other than white people. Have some black people in your setting, even if the majority is still white? Clearly it's the "SJW agenda" rather than simple worldbuilding.
Same kinds of people who think the moment you introduce gunpowder to a setting, everyone will be wielding M16s and no other weapons will matter.
>>43453691
Liliana will be a strong independant woman, and kill the patriarchy abomination known asGarruk
>>43458175
What? Kolaghan didn't eat her, she realized that kolaghans brood just wanted the Mardu to follow them. Alesha threw her banners in the dirt and followed them. Then the Mardu became retarded cannibals.
>>43460188
They can't wrap their heads around the idea that a plane could be large enough to encompass an area the size of the entire Mediterranean
Planes have to be small places with only white people. I bet they wouldn't bat an eye if vikings showed up in Theros.
I have no issues with anything they have done, the only really annyoing thing is how you can not call man lands, man lands anymore but creature lands.
The Man in manland is surely keeping the females away from FNM, not the hordes of unwashed apes, sure thing guys ;^)
>>43460882
To be fair, "the plane is just one big city" is one of the most popular planes of all time. Unless we're talking a planet-sized Fantasy Coruscant, which wouldn't make sense in the slightest, there's a good reason people keep thinking planes are unrealistically small if one of the most popular planes is a tiny-ass nothing.
>>43461252
Still, getting bent out of shape because wizards had the nerve to include black people and characters that are not straight in a setting is pretty ridiculous. It's like they're all so insecure that seeing someone different than them makes them feel inferior.
>>43460330
i'd want this, only because lilly is best girl and a top tier waifu
garruk doesn't necessarily have to die though
>>43453691
>gay kings
well if you've read much greek mythology you'd know they were all pretty gay for each other. achilles moped and cried for days when hector killed his butt buddy
>my dad was born on Innistrad
>he says there were no black people there, guys
>>43461252
Ravnica is massive though. Coruscant is an apt comparison. It's a city the size of Earth that goes as far down as it does up.
Most planes are basically planet sized. Even Innistrad is - we just haven't seen beyond the Nephalian coast. There are rumours of weretigers an shit in the wider world.
>>43453691
>muh fight for muh rights, muh practical armor
What are you even talking about? Are you upset that you can't see Drana's tits in the new card art??
>implying OP isn't a Lotleth Troll
>>43453691
>Angels fucking everywhere.
>No more werewolves
>Grizzy B is dead
As far as I'm concerned, the plane is already ruined.
>>43462566
>forgetting that angel blood is an incredibly rare commodity for making skaabs and other weird shit
>werewolves being dead ain't set in stone
>why did you even like that guy when Withengar is about?
I refuse to give up hope until the set shows up. They can't fuck it up too bad, right?
>>43462791
that's what i used to think about Zendikar
>>43462791
>They can't fuck it up too bad, right?
>>43458102
>avacyn has incestuous lesbian relationships with her sisters.
This is supposed to be a bad thing?
>>43458479
>emrakul is female
Why in the name of all that is holy an eldritch terror from beyond space and time would have a gender?
>>43463212
>>43463243
FUCK OFF GUYS I WANT TO BELIEVE
I liked Zendikar, I can only pray they up the power levels from 'unplayable' to at least 'meh'.
>>43460004
I'd tear her aeons
>>43457832
I've got a bridge to sell, you interested?
>>43463976
It doesn't. But the cult around it that formed aeons later after everybody forgot the Eldrazi were a shit thought it was a goddess. Hence the she.
>>43462791
Am I the only one that wants a new withengar that isn't a flip card but just a 13/13 creature that would be perfect for reanimator in modern
>>43455876
That is not actually Alesha
