Let's play a game!
First 3 picks of each choice or whatever will get the win
____'s are /tg/'s choice
>Class
Brute, WiZord, Saiyan, Necromancer
or ______
>Gender
Male, Female, Both, None
>Race + Your color
Human, Jew, Orc, Elf, Skeleton (requires None)
or _____
>>43438590
>Necromancer
>Male
>Jew
>>43438590
>Saiyan
>Male
>Skeleton
Posting cool wallpaper for Bumpage
bump
>>43438590
brute
Man
Skeleton
>>43438590
Brute
Male
Robot
>Astronaut
>Both
>Skeleton
>>43438622
Seconding this
>>43441708
I'm okay with being a Scooby Doo villian.
>>43441708
+1
>both
Hermaphrodite, or the air recycling system of the suit wasn't adapted to 2 people making love inside it, leading to suffocation ?
>>43441708
>>43442730
>the air recycling system of the suit wasn't adapted to 2 people making love inside it, leading to suffocation ?
I am down with two intertwined skeletons in a Space suit.
>>43442837
D-Draw fags?!
2 hours after I went to sleep it seems this thread semi-came to life! Coolcool.
So far the count makes Skeleton & Male choice.
Now we need to find the class.
>Current Class tally
Necro //
Saiyan /
Brute //
Astronaut //
>>43438590
Saiyan
Female
Werepanther
Astronaut
Man
Skeleton
>>43438590
WiZord, None, Orc
>Choices have been accepted
You wake up groggily, rolling around a bit on the floor.
"What happened.. I feel.."
You actually notice you feel pretty good.
Lighter than normal, did you lose a couple pound?
Sitting upward, you glance around your surroundings.
You're in what appears to be a cabin.
There's a bed, a long mirror with a chair in front of it, and what appears to be a chest of sorts.
>Choices
A) Examine ____
B) "Where's the door?"
C) You notice your feeling is kind of numbed
>>43448485
C
Always pick C
>>43448485
A
Examine chest
Loot is always most important
>>43448685
>>43448597
>>43448576
Seems about /tg/
>>43448485
B then freak out over C
Since we're short on people I just progress the story.
>Choices, B&C
Getting to your feet now, you realize something.
"... The fuck? Where's the door?"
You start walking around the room, feeling the walls and pushing a tad, hoping something might give way for a false-door or something.
... when you realize that your touch isn't very.. Touchy.
"Oh god, was I poisoned?!"
As you're about to start panicking your gaze slowly leads to the mirror.
"What am weari-"
And then you notice through your helmet, a skull.
And your brain takes a couple seconds to process.
".......what."
Is all you can say as you walk closer and hover infront of the mirror.
You take your helemet off to reveal your face.
It's.. a skull. A skull with red eyes staring right back at you.
You ___
A) Panic, holy shit you're a skeleton or some shit omgomg
B) Think about how you're a skeleton ... in an astronaut suit? What the fuck? This is a dream.
C) Completely ignore it for now, you're in a strange place, in a strange getup, you'll figure shit out as you go.
Bump
>>43450605
C
Always chose C
>>43450605
You are obviously a Space Lich. You were lichfied by a previous civilization of a long distant past and somehow got launched into space as a normal man. Now its time for you to conquer the galaxy as the TRUE God Emperor of Mankind!
C!
>Choice; C
You decide that everything it so strange to fast.
You can't be worried about it when you don't even know where you are. You even semi-accept that maybe its a dream. Or some new virtual reality game!
So pushing this into the back of your mind you toss your helmet to the side and start exploring the room.
The first thing you look at is the chair.
It's simple, just a wooden chair.
Then head over to the bed.
Getting down on your knees (which normally hurt, you had a bum knee before but now its completely painless) you examine underneath just in case.
Nothing. Just a bed. All wood, clean sheets and a fluffy pillow.
Then glance over at the chest.
It's a normal looking wooden chest. .. at first glance.
But you notice that the padlock hanging from it is a shiny gold, encrusted with gem stones all around the key hole.
Which, is in the shape of a tree.
Weird.
You ___
A) Think about checking under that pillow, and flip the chair. Might be something there.
B) Really want in that chest, so you start pounding at it, maybe even use the chair as a weapon!
C) Double check the whole room, maybe you forgot or didn't notice something?
Arm yourself.
>>43452001
"You decide that everything is too strange too fast"
You guys can also recommend things, if more than 1 person agrees on something you guys can attempt it as well.
Still low on people and its at a snails pace so when 2 people pick the same thing I'll be going off that instead of 3 people.
Take whatever is in the chest by any means necessary! Failing that, take lock. It sounds valuable.
B
Fuck it, good enough
>>43452039
>>43452104
>Choice; Arm Self & B
You really want to see what's in that chest. Maybe it can help you get out!
First you walk over and try to open it.
... Nope, the lock is keeping it shut tight.
You examine the lock.
"Looks ... expensive. If I get this open I'd probably be able to use this if the chest doesn't contain anything."
After oddly saying all of that out loud you walk over to the chair and pick it up.
You lightly swing it to test how it feels.
Oddly enough its light as a feather.
"Alright, lets try this out..."
You walk over to the chest, and BASH THE FUCK out of the top of it.
Repeatedly.
Then the chair breaks to bits!
"Well.. that didn't work." you remark as you look over the chest again.
You left some good scuffs and such, but no real damage.
You ___
A) Examine the room again, look in places you haven't before.
B) Refuse to give up! You're a man aren't you! ... are you? You're technically nothing you'd think being a skeleton.
C) [insert custom command]
>>43452001
>B
Pick a bone with it
>>43452267
>>43452262
Err B as well
>>43442837
>the air recycling system of the suit wasn't adapted to 2 people making love inside it, leading to suffocation ?
>I am down with two intertwined skeletons in a Space suit.
>>43442885
I... kinda want to draw this
>>43452262
That chest is going doooown.
B
Take in consideration to measure your strength. Perhaps your bony arms warp the wood or bend the lock.
>>43452304
Shia Lebeouf
Please, put Quest on the subject so I can filter your fucking shitty threads from actual /tg/ related stuff
>>43452267
>>43452285
>Choice; B, use bones
... WAIT, you ARE a skeleton right?
Having an idea, you rush back over to the mirror to reassure yourself that yes, you look like one at least.
"Alright, maybe I can... GACK!" seemingly knowing what you had intended your 'eyes' widen and you vomit up a bone.
"That was unpleasant... but.."
Looking it at it, its actually the exact shape and of the key hole.
"It's ... that fancy tree design... What is going on.."
You're confused, but still put everything on the back burner. You have a chest to unlock!
Rushing over, you put the bonekey into the lock and...
CLICK
It comes undone!
"Alright!"
You take the lock off, and ... well you have no pockets but decide to hang onto the lock.
You notice the key also slowly... morphs around and becomes a normal looking bone.
"... I think I'll hold onto this too."
"Now to my spoils!"
You swing open the chest to find!
A) A backpack, a map, some odd looking clothes and a cloak.
B) A backpack, a map, and a letter.
C) A backpack, a map, and [insert custom item]
>>43452507
A
You found very interesting clothes and a evil-looking cape. Time to go, Mr. Xycon, the world awaits you.
>>43452304
Failed attempted rescue?
Well I gotta go to work tomorrow so we'll just let this sit over night again.
>>43452507
ABoth those choices were me I was just trying to point out that it works for that option as well. I will be more specific in the future.
>>43452507
C.
And you find a hooked sword.
