>you will never play a robot in a fantasy setting
I played a Warforged for TWO SESSIONS then the group disbanded! fml
Well for what it's worth OP I just probably wouldn't have let you without a pretty compelling reason, so take what you can get I guess. I'm really not a fan of warforged
>>43078902
Good reasons, you say?
>>43078956
>transform into dildo
>finally understand the strange human emotion you meatbags call "love"
>>43078986
That wouldn't be the emotion, just the physicality of making love. The two aren't mutual.
>>43079062
If anything it's probably a crash course in learning the strange human emotion they call "shame"
>>43078986
>small, medium, or large dildo
What a slut.
>>43079142
Yeah, when your smallest dildo is still the size of a child thing may have gotten out of hand
>>43079236
Perfect size for a dragon
>>43079310
Now there's a thought, infiltrating a dragon's lair disguised as their dildo.
>>43078823
There was one game that never got off the ground in which I was going to play a Warforged Bard with his instruments integrated into his body.
> tfw not being able to play medieval Big Band.
