So here's a thought- a game where the BBEG is a bard who managed to fuck a demoness to gain power
There is one rule to character creation; every character must be a paladin. Every single character.
>>43047932
Feels limiting. Why not gestalt with one class needing to be paladin?
>>43047980
Becasue Crusade!
We had a bard villain who managed to outsmart a goddess by navigating through a trap realm she made, and became her lover. It was kind of cool because the goddess wasn't evil, just unaware that the bard was abusing the gifts she gave him, and the power he got from sticking his dick in her.
>>43047999
damn right, trips of truth
>>43047999
999 holy companions united against darkness, this is their story
>>43047999
Make sure they all have perform, too.
That way they can face the bard in a rock-off as their hit band, the Crusaders, and smite him with their mad music-based flyting before smiting him the old-fashioned way.
>>43048060
One gets downed, his corpse in the ground, 998 holy companions united against darkness...
>>43048073
the oneshot to rule all one shots
>>43048076
998 Paladins on the crusade
Through blood and gore they wade
Impossible to take down, killing everything that's brown
998 Paladins in the crusade
>>43048073
999d20 seems like it'd be a pain in the ass to roll.
>>43048881
Just get a macro to auto-roll the entire surviving squad, that part isn't the hard part
The hard part is keeping track of health if this attack isn't one hit kill.
>>43047932
BROTHERS! We must sieze a Fortress of Redoubt forthwith 'ere undertaking our noble quest, for the holy Imperial Guardsman's Uplifting Primer, which came to us in forgotten times of yore, explicitly states the advantageousness of a defensible headquarters from which to coordinate & support operations; I elect that one: [dubbles decides its name].
>>43052693
glorious tits
