>literally 7 minutes before the first session
>gm gave no indication of this at any point
should probably say we were going to play DH
>>37759679
Maybe you shouldn't pick up groups on gay sex chats, Anon.
I've done this before so I can't criticise anon.
>>37759701
Try finding a better place to meet men looking to spend time with other guys on a Saturday night
>>37759701
Rex Steele? More like Rex Asshole, amirite?
>>37759679
You could have at least blacked out his name anon.
>>37759772
yeah kind of forgot, was too confused to think about it
i dont think you can find him on skype via his nickname although i'd prefer if no one did
>>37759772
Why? Its clearly a false name for someone who pretends to be a male stripper on saturday nights.
>>37759679
>using blue bubble skype
You deserve only the most painful of deaths.
>>37759827
You don't know that. Maybe his dad is just really cool with names.
>>37759862
>other themes
do tell
Rex Steele, Lex Steele's brother.
>>37759901
No, it's Japanese Lex Steele
>>37759901
>Lex Steele's gay brother
FTFY
>he figured out the group was poor
>>37759868
>These are my sons, Rex and Max, and this is my daughter Carbon.
>>37759877
Just downgrade to 6.21.0.104 and turn off auto updates.
>>37759679
>no indication
He mentions the group "vibe" not being laid-back. I smell OP bullshit and contextual drama - AKA That Guys, the group.
>>37759966
In a group of That Guys, the non-That Guy is actually the That Guy.
>>37759966
do you want some screens of the chat?
like there wasn't a whole lot going on
>>37759966
Welcome to grouping with fa/tg/uys.
You have no idea how long it took me to get a cohesive group of chill, good gamers from this shitty board.
I can completely relate to Rex Steele.
>>37759998
Just your regular homo camplay and ERP?
>>37760005
Rex pls go
>>37760005
I doubt very much that you are packing 12" of solid dark meat in your pants anon.
>Rex "Games" Steele
here we go
be warned: most of this is seriously uninteresting
>>37760069
>>37760096
Really?
You're really doing this?
Man, fuck you. Rex was right about you.
>>37760069
>>37760096
You're Kiu? Let me just say from these logs alone I completely understand why Rex backed out.
>>37760106
Rex, plz, let us continue with the homo erp chat logs.
>>37760106
Go home Rex, you're drunk.
>>37760069
Then don't post it.
Boo-fucking-hoo, your GM backed out. Maybe take up the mantle in his place instead of whining about it? Oh wait, no, that'd make too much sense. Better go complain to /tg/ about it.
>>37760069
>chat title
>guy monologuing can't make up his own damn mind, wouldn't ever be able to make a decision in-game
>>37760128
>>37760129
How dare you imply that I, Rex Steele, refer to myself in the third person.
Rex doesn't need this.
>censoring Rex Steele's name after the fact
>being surprised Rex "12 inch Python" Steele backed out after seeing Klu rambling so with such eagerness that he became overwhelmed because he knew his game would never meet Klu's expectations
Fuck off.
>>37760069
>>37760096
>>37760131
>>37760165
Rex correctly picked up that you guys were taking it WAY too seriously and as a DM, when players take it MUCH more seriously than you do that's only a headache waiting to happen.
>>37760194
>>37760165
Bets Rex was pretending to be a girl to run a DMPC character?
>>37760194
just to be fair, my skype name is "don't talk to me about globes man"
>>37760213
Fucking this.
Tip for players in a fa/tg/uy game: tone it down. Fucking chill. Stop being so eager that you're finally in a game that might last more than a session or two.
All it does is wear on GMs like me. Makes us lose interest.
I used to be just like Rex until I manned up and started kicking players who weren't chill or didn't fit what I was looking for in the group.
>>37759679
/soc is that way >>>
>>37760247
Naturally Rex Steele wouldn't want to play with a guy who couldn't appreciate T&A.
>>37760247
>it barely meets my standards
>>37760247
You're a dick
>>37760315
Rex "the Penetrator" Steele is a Man of taste and refinement.
>>37760315
>>37760316
>what is a joke
Rex "Trouser Snake" Steele
BASED
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>>37760247
>>37760315
>The complete works of Mozart
"Ehhh... I suppose it's an ok diddy for a toddler. Nothing spectacular."
>>37760349
Something that doesn't convey too well over the text.
I think it's pretty clear Rex was in over his huge, erect head, but your comments could easily have fucked with him.
I post Pathfinder games in Gamefinder threads and then leave minutes before the first session happens, you people deserve all of it.
Rex Steele don't play with shitters.
Eager players BTFO.
>>37760379
>censors name
>doesn't censor separate elements of name mentioned in the text
>>37760349
>being obnoxious
"GUYS NO I'M JUST JOKING WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME"
>>37760379
>Herbals and many Tzers
We got 'im, boy-os.
>>37760379
>>37760411
his steam name is different from his skype name, i just keep the "klu" part so you have an idea of who's talking
Games die, OP, and you just have to deal with that.
But the legend of Rex lives on.
>>37760349
>>37760429
Is Rex "the Insatiable" Steele losing his enthusiasm?
>>37760462
You might think you're joking but genuinely you just come off as a dick and alienate people who don't know you intimately.
>>37760379
God dammit, Klu
Is Rex the greatest DM who ever lived?
To see through the faggotry before the game even started. That takes a certain type of a man. A real hero. A real human bean.
>>37760462
end
>>37760472
ty, i've never had the honor of receiving this meme
>>37760462
>>37760491
You come across as the kind of a person who would use the term "nerd" ironically and then slowly drift into using it unironically.
>sorry guys I want to play but my enormous cock has come loose and is preventing me from physically typing on my keyboard
Rex "The Jackhammer" Steele
>>37760514
lmao holy fuck, 10/10
you know what, i take it back rex you just helped us dodge a bullet
>>37760520
no problem dawg, i got the dankest memes in town, meet me behind the old blockbuster, i'll give you a friends and family discount.
/tg/ isn't your blog
Yo, I'm Klu. You can add me on Skype at leonard_the_tzer if you want my opinion; I honestly don't care if people here have my username.
I was totally rambling when I was thinking out loud with my character. But I'm probably the most chill player in that group.
Rex "The Man with a Plan" Steele had a hard life, but I'm glad he got out of there when he did.
Shine on, Rex. Shine on.
>>37760518
REX STEELE
>>37760524
you found me out man
ace detective
>>37760514
Is this edited? Tell me this is fucking edited.
>>37760520
You clearly creeped this dude out and he didn't realise you were joking.
Good job on ruining the game with your antisocial faggotry. I only hope Rex "OP" Steele goes on to find better players.
>>37760567
>But I'm probably the most chill player in that group.
>>37760567
hey man i'll fight you on that
>>37760567
You're definitely more chill than the passive-aggressive OP, sure. But you're nothing compared to red hot alpha Rex Steele.
>>37760599
Rex "Latin For King" Steele will always be playing down to his players. No one is on his level.
>>37760599
Look at the archive yourself if you don't believe me
Can't we take some space on this thread to discuss how Helpful_Comrade is such a bad DM he actually managed to be known for it on /tg/?
I met him a couple times, last one months ago, and his game always end up like shit because someone won't do exactly as they are told by a random NPC.
>>37760599
Rex "who quakes the Earth as he passes" Steele is gone, but he lives on forever in our hearts and our memories.
>>37760599
rex isn't exactly social from what i understand
he immediately went offline after posting that and leaving
>>37760635
You can just look at his pastebin logs. Shit, I think you can just google them.
>>37760661
I expect he blocked you all.
>>37760069
>>37760096
>>37760131
>Desperado!
>B-b-but muh lore skills
Man why the fuck you need lore skills if you're the desperado let the party brains have their time to shine while you shine in the "shooting shit" department
>>37760672
still contacts apparently
>>37760633
Why do I think this is OP?
>>37760280
What if you just like doing weird shit in games to see if it works, like shooting cameras with HERF guns and batmanning shit up, since it's not covered in the rules.
Should I chill on that, mister man?
>>37760514
Good call, Rex. Good call.
>>37760694
Because your thought process is incorrect.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/niggawut/
The rabbit hole runs deep with this one.
>>37760672
There is not nearly enough information readly avaiable on him to make the average /tg/ user know what he's getting into.
There was a story of him harassing a alledge female player into sex scenes on the side until she quit a game, wasnt it? IIRC it wasnt even an ERPG
>>37760625
I'm assuming you're the other guy's friend?
Other than the fact that you came off as a dick, you at least weren't as insanely autistic as he was. While getting embroiled in an argument on 4chan is fun, I'm going to let the fact that one of you decided to make a thread about this shit make my point for me.
>>37760738
The logs are funny as fuck to read, so I'm fine with people still being ignorant enough to get into games with him.
>>37760714
Truly he had the foresight to rival the Oracle at Delphi. Rex "The Unstoppable Force" Steele, gifted of prophecy and imbued with divinatory potency.
How does one stat Rex "Iowa Class" Steele?
Well, this is certainly turning out to be a terrible experience for everyone involved.
>>37760742
can i get a medal for the autism thing
>Rex realizes the disaster the game will become thanks to Sexual Deviant Klu and "Merely Pretending to Be Retarded" OP.
>>37760773
Truly he was Rex "The DM your DM wants to be" Steele.
>>37760803
im a bit surprised this got 101 replies
What kind of existence will we be left with after the triumvirate are through with us?
>>37760840
Yeah but few unique posters.
>>37760850
>>37760862
o well
>>37760742
Backing out of a game after giving 0 indication beforehand is grade-a dickery.
It's a group skype conversation, and all OP was doing was talking about his character. What the fuck is autistic about talking about your character with your group?
>>37760886
>hating on Rex "The Oracle" Steele
Fuck off.
>>37760886
I don't expect mere mortals to understand the wisdom of Rex "The Pelvic Flex" Steele.
>>37760886
i'll just re-confirm that im not klu, im the light blue guy
>>37760850
>the triumvirate
Who?
>>37760886
But, anon, Rex "Winter's Biting Blade" Steele was correct:
>>37760514
>>37760633
>>37760731
>>37760514
rex did his fucking homework
Rex confirmed for alright guy.
I wouldn't even have given faggotry of this caliber a warning, just would have dropped the proxy identity and moved on, myself. Let you guys elect your own GM when you formed a chat room.
>>37760738
http://pastebin.com/xLfMAiib
>>37760945
Rex "as long as an eel" Steele
Ben "nuke the spooks like we did the gooks" Garrison
Dan "stretch her wider" Schneider
The greatest GM there ever was.
"Sometimes the winning move is not to play." - Rex 'Not Dealin' With This Shit' Steele
>>37760957
Unless he's trying to ERP and shoehorn his fetishes into non-erp games, him being an ERPer means nothing.
>>37761097
Nice try, Klu.
We already know your game.
>>37760738
>Rex Steele is drinking heavily RIGHT NOW because his Saturday night DH game fell through and he was really looking forward to it as something to take his mind of all these pornstars he's got to bang
>>37759679
Shit happens.
>>37761150
yep
im just still confused as to what happened
Does OP have autism?
>>37761130
Try again.
>>37761189
Nice reading comprehension.
>>37761189
sup thomas how is it going
>>37761140
We need to assemble an emergency supply drop of alcohol and strippers, if tonight was tabletop night, Rex 'The Spulex' Steele only be stocked up enough to make it to 2am!
>>37760280
Not all games. Some /tg/ GMs enjoy the planning. Others almost mandate it.
>>37760886
OP wasn't talking about his character, that was me, Klu. My response didn't make it clear that I was talking as a member of that group.
Let me put it this way: about 24 hours after it was announced there would even be a game, Ian had three characters made. He wanted to do a Skype call at about 10:30 PM on a Wednesday to talk about the three characters he made and discuss other such things. I could go on and on about this, and post some Skype logs of my own.
As for assorted things I posted on /soc/? Yup, I'm a sexual deviant. Congrats on catching that? I don't bring it into my tabletop gaming, though.
I feel like a complete asspie, because I seriously do not have a single fucking clue why anyone would think Rex is not a cocktard.
>>37760280
Speak for yourself.
I love players who are visibly interested in the game. I've been stuck with multiple groups who just kind of stared blankly, showed up and waited for me to entertain them and it completely ruined the game. A little enthusiasm would be a great change of pace.
REX STEELE
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>>37760514
Herbal 'weird sex fetish' Tzer was a bullet dodged, and OP 'dank maymay' Faggots said 2 things, and neither of them were useful.
>>37761282
He searched the shit the other players were into
He wasn't into that type of shit
Rex "My Condom Is a Banana Peel" Steele is nothing if not forearmed.
>>37761299
faggot(s)?
Honestly if OP was just out of the group it seems fine.
Those "jokes" of his were so cringeworthy I can't imagine how a game with him in it would go.
How did he know, /tg/?
Did he do his research on Klu or did he just have the foresight?
>>37761338
do you wanna play with me
what's your skype
>>37761206
So you weren't implying I was samefagging?
You were implying that Klu is Helpful_Comrade, the person whose chatlogs were linked?
Nice reading comprehension.
>>37761339
Rex "Who Let Slip the Dogs of War" Steele is an oracle most gifted, both for the robustness and length of his visions.
All GMs aspire to be as wise as Rex "Fag Dragger" Steele one day.
>>37761362
he didn't imply that lol
>>37761362
I'm >>37761206 not >>37761130
>>37761130 was, indeed, implying that.
>>37761355
I don't game with fa/tg/uys.
Just look at this thread.
REX STEELE
E
X
S
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E
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L
E
I wish I was as good at detecting problem players for games now. I wouldn't have let that 16 year old (was in college due to skipping 3 grades) play in that D&D campaign.
My current measurement device is making them play Paranoia. Since paranoia effectively punishes players who want to steal the spotlight, it finds the attention hog.
>>37761419
i dont think i would either
everyone is so hostile outside of the "rex 'insert joke' steele" posts
>>37761362
I'm >>37761130 and >>37761206 don't listen to >>37761398, he's not me.
Rex "The Beast of The East" Steele is someone I inspire to be.
>>37761398
>Implying
>Implications
>>37761441
whats your skype anon
i want to play with you too
>>37761282
Some of them are just being contrary, some of them are having a giggle, and some are overreacting.
There is a cringe factor with the players of course, but not to the extent that it warrants bailing from the group. It seems more like he realized that it would be more work than he was interested in doing than anything else.
>>37761428
just looked up this game, sounds pretty fun
ty for bringing it up
>150 posts
>36 IPs
There's some serious samefagging going on
>>37761482
it's up later in the thread if you find it
current name is "dont talk to me bout globes man"
>>37761512
yep
Okay, Klu again. This isn't a rhetorical question, I'm genuinely curious as to what people think about this.
Yup, I'm into weird shit which I pursue in my free time, independent of hobbies like vidya and tabletop gaming. I run more games than I play and I've never Magical Realmed it up. Never actually had ERP take place in a game orchestrated on /tg/. I'm a pretty good player and rarely shit things up.
Now, that's all just going off my word, but assume it's true just for the sake of the question. Am I, in your mind, a 'bullet dodged' because I've got fetishes you'd never know about unless you researched me?
>>37761549
I messaged you on Skype like an hour ago to talk about fetishes and you haven't responded yet
>>37761549
>Am I, in your mind, a 'bullet dodged' because I've got fetishes you'd never know about unless you researched me?
I don't give a single fuck unless you bring it into the game or otherwise cause problems.
>>37761475
Rex "The Standing Pillar" Steele
The Hero we need
Not the Hero we deserve
>>37761549
you're totally right
i apologise
>>37761549
Can you just fuck off and stop using /tg/ as your personal blog?
Rex "The California dreamin', pussy lickin' demon with barbeque flavoured semen" is the hero we need and could never deserve.
>>37760514
rex "the real deal" steele can GM my 5e party any day. based
>>37761549
OK, so this is the current list of players/GM
Rex 'Psychic Sex Wizard' Steele
Klu 'magical realm' Kunt
Ian 'Endless Information' Salvagio
And the mystery newcomer, Don't talk to me about globes.
Cunt, if you are here, I have a request for you.
Message Don't talk to me About Globes.
Ask him about globes.
>>37761590
I didn't even start the thread, man. If there's 30+ people talking about me or things I was involved in, I'm going to throw my two cents in and acquit myself.
>>37761574
If you're not joking, I didn't get a contact request of any kind. Weird.
>>37761652
globes = me
im op, that's a cruel request
>>37761683
What's your favorite kind of globe?
I like the Mercator map.
>>37761733
i've erased all globes from memory
>>37761733
Maps are not globes autist
>>37761781
Yep, that's what autism is.
>>37761760
Nigger, I asked you a question. What's your favorite type of globe?
>>37761781
I probably should have insinuated more clearly that by liking the Mercator Projection( a pretty shitty projection for accuracy, but readable) that I prefer my globes in the same manner. Valuing readability over accuracy.
So. OP, what's your favorite type of globe?
>>37761805
>NO U
op is a pretty cool guy
>>37761841
>implying
>>37761839
>>37761805
are the same person.
Why would I make a smaller post with less content, and post it first?
>>37761901
>>37761658
>>37761549
Just gonna answer you so you stop worrying needlessly.
No, nobody cares about your fetishes, and you seem like a decent guy to run a party with. Definitely not a dodged bullet.
The guy who made this thread however screams autism from far away.
You just joined in on the discussion and got dragged into the ridicule surrounding him (that's your own fault).
Now back to calling OP and autist and worshipping Lex "Rex was too boring" Steele
>>37761839
>Mercator Projection
>readability
The mercator is only good for preservation of longitude if you want readability you have to go for something like winkel-triple or the wagner.
>>37761901
Where did I imply that those were the same people?
>>37761962
Learn to reading comprehension
I said >>37761839
is a different person than
>>37761805
which exactly what i said in
>>37761901
Rex "The Tower of Babel" Steele is merely a dream, a figment that is both unattainable and constant. All DMs wish to be like him, while already being him.
>>37762006
shit can you seriously hear me from that far?
i hope i dont wake up my mom
>>37761962
Cool edit bro.
>>37762011
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF GLBOE MOTHERFUCKER.
ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION.
NEW THREAD TOPIC, EVERYONE POST GLOBES.
>>37759772
Pretty sure his name isn't actually Rex Steele.
Because that sounds like a really bad porn name, or something an action writer would come up with after he has exhausted the budget for hookers and blow and realised that his script is due in an hour.
>>37762102
Rex "Fucked the Sun and the Moon" Steele is beyond mortal porn.
>>37762084
no, those are different people. check the IP's.
>>37762084
You seriously wasted a lot of your own time making this and I can't imagine why
>>37762093
I'm not globes guy just a map autist.
Although if I had to pick a favorite map it would be hammer aitoff.
>>37762084
>Red line after 'You' has the same static as the line above it, and in the posted image, as well as stray pixels.
Wow, way to edit motherfucker. do your editing in something besides Paint.
at least make your shit edits good.
>>37762371
>>37762367
why are you guys arguing about this
>>37761890
How the fuck do I add him?
I keep trying to search his "don't talk to me about globes man" name but skype tells me that name doesn't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyE3Pyr__ps&
>>37762435
"dont" not "don't"
This thread has generated an astonishing level of faggotry
Rex "Cock of Slaanesh, Hammer of Khorne" Steele was the GM of a game I was in once. After we introduced our characters he told us the story of how we came together as heroes and fought against many evils. He told us how we tricked a dragon to save a child. He told us how we put a lich to rest, at peace with himself. He told us how the party save the soul of a Paladin with sacrificed himself for the life of a goblin village. We cried. We laughed. In the end we felt emptiness, because it was over and Rex "Blessed with Plans and Joy" Steele was gone from our lives.
>>37762435
you're too casual to add him
you need to be the most pro of pros to add him.
>>37762450
That doesn't change anything.
>>37762465
This is true.
>>37762395
Because
>>37762084
Did the unthinkable.
They LIED on the INTERNET on some CHINESE IMAGE BOARD.
And it's more interesting than OP and his globe obsession, since we figured out Rex 'Your Real Dad' Steele was right.
>>37762475
forgot to mention another part
actual name is just "dont talk to me bout globes man"
I don't even know what the hell's going on in here anymore.
>>37762503
Jesus christ I should have noticed that in >>37761549
asdf
>>37762456
Now it just needs Bane and Sheev, with a hint of Paul Blart, and we will polymorph into /tv/!
>>37762456
We have only Rex "The Thread Despoiler" Steele to blame. He foresaw what was to happen and he hath forsaken us, the blind, to our fate. Consigned to oblivion, we call out for our savior in vain. For he saw what was upon us, and he found us unworthy.
>>37761075
Jesus fucking christ what is this
>this thread
>>37762655
A monument of this mans sins someone will never make about you.
>>37762629
We damned ourselves. Rex "Light of Atlantis" Steele knew what would come and left, expecting us to follow. We did not. We have stayed and now must deal with the punishment for our sins.
Are you ready for BANE?
>You
Why.
The faggotry and shitposting ITT has reached levels I previously had only seen on /int/.
>>37763001
this thread needs to die
>>37763043
>thread dies on its own
>start shitposting
>>37763134
why highlight me
>>37762956
>>37762856
>>37762824
>>37762798
>>37762714
>>37762679
>>37762650
>>37762614
>>37763134
Did someone say shitposting?
>>37763038
Post Spurdo Sparde
>>37763155
I assumed you were the same person excusing his pointless posts. My mistake.
>>37763199
all good
>>37763175
Only actually saved these.
>>37763299
>>37763324
>>37763352
>>37763378
>>37763399
The thread is dead already, why are people spamming memes?
Save that shit for Quest threads
>>37763425
>>37763175
Why the fuck am I laughing so much at pic
Welp, this thread has gone somewhere.
I'm not entirely sure it's somewhere GOOD, but it's somewhere.
>>37763461
Because Paul Blart is the one true meme.
>>37763452
>>37763324
BEST
>>37763399
Breddy gud 9/11 xddddddcddddddddddd
>>37763652
Ending with the best one.
>>37763573
>>37763573
It's soaring to new heights with Spurdo, Bane, and Paul.
Soon, we can ascend to the level of /tv/ or /int/ !
We shall become GODS!
>>37763680
isn't the best.
It's a third behind Janitor and Horus. Britain is 4th.
>>37759679
>this entire thread
Holy shit I need to come to /tg/ more often, you guys took a boring OP and turned it into an insta-meme.
Here's to hoping Rex Steele survives beyond this thread.
>>37759679
OP You Are That Guy and so are your friends. That post is GM speak for "you guys are fucking terrible and I can't bring myself to roleplay with you."
>>37764376
Rex "The True Master of Clit" Steele will live on forever, just so long as we believe in him.
>>37764484
OP, send this thread to Rex, we need to see his reaction.
>>37764376
So now if someone gets banned from a game, they got Rext, right
>>37764587
he went offline immediately
>>37764650
He isn't really offline. He blocked you. Because you're a fuckin' retard.
>>37761321
OP "the cum guzzler" McFaggotron is his full name.
>>37764677
OP, give us Rex Steele's Skype info, I'm willing to send this to him
this is literally the best thread I have seen in weeks
thank you heroes
>>37765014
that's because /tg/ is fucking dead
