Thread thread?
>>35672273
/thread
>>35672446
I kek'd
My favorite
I'll dump a few things I have.
>>35675389
>>35675419
>>35675440
That's it, I love you /tg/.
>>35675419
Did OP ever come back?
I remember we all said that he was a fag and should go back.
>>35675440
Back and dumping some more
>>35678171
>>35678389
>>35678413
1/3
>>35678625
2/3
>>35678746
3/3
![a83067b164[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QZKXZPW.jpg "a83067b164[1].jpg")
>>35678625
>>35678746
>>35678769
>>35679177
That was terrible, why did you even post that?
>>35679606
Because it's a screencap.
Somethingsomething bumpitty bump
Anyone have the cap of onlywar game that involved lots of death and how the players were writing new characters as the old ones died? I didn't get to far into it.
>>35682444
>>35682453
>>35682460
>>35682474
>>35672446
>>35672603
Welp that proves it, I'm on fucking Reddit right now.
>>35681875
Nope, but I would also love this as it was brilliant.
>>35683854
Look up High Mortality on suptg
> exitus secured
Captcha wants you to go there now.
>>35674171
fucking kek'd
>>35681875
>>35683854
Got ya covered.It was pic related yeah?
>>35684616
is there anything more of that?
>>35678625
>>35678746
>>35678769
I cried;_;
Also that bard is really similar to my Cleric.
>>35684616
This is pretty Brutal Even for 40k But you really gotta think in perspective
>>35672273
>>35685042
Yeah, look up the All Guardsmen Party series. It's hosted in a few places - the latest post is "The All Guardsmen Party Purges Some Heretics"
>>35684663
>the wizard in our two man party had the same thought process
>he bought a 5 lb jar of grease mostly on a whim, partly for his familiar
>we're taking on an ant hive
>I toss the jar onto the eggs, he casts burning hands
>mfw we would have died without that impulse buy
>>35686708
>he bought a 5 lb jar of grease mostly on a whim, partly for his familiar
Is his familiar a succubus, by any chance?
>>35686853
No, a crow(or a raven, one of the two)
He was thinking of dipping the worms in it to feed to the bird
He's a little impulsive and trigger happy, but he has some crazy good ideas from time to time.
>>35686932
That's considerably less exciting.
>>35686982It's a high level succubus disguised as a crow familiar. Just waiting for that chance to get the D
>>35687085
Uh
Pretty sure it's not
>>35687212
Show the GM this thread.
By next session it will be.
>>35678171
Funny, I always regarded that story as a win for the player's point that a god being unable to revoke their gift from a mortal is retarded.
From the moment he raped that girl, he should have been deprived of that godly power of his. Instead, he used it to trick and murder assorted paladins, clerics, and angels. He was still able to draw upon blessing from Kord while doing so. And in the end, it took Kord himself himself to settle he matter.
Just like in 3.5, without the delay, murdered followers, or destroyed angels.
>>35686691
Spoilers: It's fucking amazing.
>>35688150
Would have been significantly less impactful though
>>35689358
How so? You could still have the paladins come and take him away. The only thing that happened is that the party kept getting drawn into the paladins spat with Kord.
>>35684616
That's actually a DM I'd play with.
>tale of the shepherd boy:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15797189/
>anti-magic stone GM
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25898657/
>>35683463
Nah, you're on /sp/.
>>35684210
Just checked the archives, it wasn't OP who didn't know Kirk.
Best Orkstory ever!
>>35684616
>>35691048
s-same here... holy fuck. I would make this DM my step-brother if I could
>>35678769
...did brian ever find out that trap was a guy? and it must have been awkward for the guy rping a trap.
>>35672273
>>35693623
my favorite RT storytiem
>>35687638
I am the GM. I am now considering it
>>35695831
Thomas, no
no
>>35695839
>>35695831
YOU MUST THOMAS!
>>35690152
Having his powers taken away would not have stopped him from killing the paladins who came to him, prevented the party from being loyal to him, or running away. All it does is make the paladin less useful to the party.
Also, if it seems unfair to you that paladins CANNOT lose their powers, then straight up tell them they can, because DM has final say on rules.
>>35695831
Don't listen to >>35695879 , please
I'm not ready
>>35696235
Its too late anon. Thomas has been corrupted. He is one of us now, and soon you shall be too.
>>35696349
It's all over. He'll get it in somehow
>>35696749
Its okay. You'll get used to it in time.
>>35696814
Might as well
>>35696898
I'm proud of you anon
>>35696898
Just remember to treat your companion/pet right.
>>35697064
That's an adorable picture.
>>35672273
>Why this bear story is made up
>An impossible lie is a -20 to bluff
>even at level 5, if you are rolling 30 to bluff, the average commoner can detect you're a bear.
>>35697161
He was able to use his starting WBL to hire a butler and get him a magic Item. They were probably closer to level 15 than level 5
>>35697161
Yes anon, even if it was possible no one would ever actually do something like.
Some guy made up a funny story and everyone loved it so much people didn't care it was fake.
It is the internet
It is 4chan
I'd be surprised if half of these stories are even posted by people that have actually played a pen and paper game before.
But if you are going to let that stop you from havin a good laugh then I am very sorry for you.
>>35672273
When ND was being an exceptional dick and ruined a perfectly good thread that had NOTHING to do with him
>>35697161
>the average commoner can detect you're a bear.
Not without those ranks in Knowledge(Nature) he's not.
>>35697470
>>35697491
>>35672273
Best mix of funny and feels.
>>35686691
Not the guy who asked, but thank you.
>>35696151
Are you defending a stupid aspect of 4e by telling him to ignore it? Ironically I've heard that same defense for aspects of 3.5.
