So /v/ has a daughter now because Zoe Quinn. What will it take to get /tg/ pregnant?
>>34497755
GW discontinuing 40k
>>34497755
/v/ should leave.
>>34497755
wait, whats the backstory to that?
>>34497790
/v/ has child boards, so the child boards get child tans.
>>34497787
Except that the whole vivian thing has been a negative experience for /v/, whereas the end of 40k would be an entirely positive situation for the entire gaming community and fiction in general.
>>34497790
something something people making a game
something something sjw's
something something /v/ made a shitpiss load of donations to the kickstarter for the game
game producers allowed /v/ to design a character who will be in the game
something something sjw's are VERY pissed off that the evil monstrosity of pure hatred and evil that is 4chan was allowed to make a character for this game.
/v/ laughs
/b/ tried to have a daughter but it was an abomination.
>>34497790
/v/ donated a bunch of money to some project and got to design a character to be put in, and Vivian James is what they made. I'm sure someone else can give better details. Personality wise she's supposed to be the anti-SJW, in that she really doesn't give a shit about any of this social justice or sexism garbage and really just wants to play some goddamn video games.
Which really I guess makes her the anti-/v/ since they hate video games too.
>>34497855
oh man, I wish I could see that, link?
>>34497855
Well you know what they say, like mother like daughter.
>>34497755
The last thing I want is for /tg/ to be anything like /v/.
>>34497755
the only people who think positively of /v/ are people who post on /v/, and /v/ might have the worst threads I have ever seen
>>34497755
We've had a daughter for a while now.
I'm just worried that if the SJWs take over Vidya, they'll come after us fa/tg/uys.
>>34497998
not enough belts
>>34497755
>forgetting xeno
if only I could forget her as well
Wouldn't Blue basically be /tg/'s daughter?
>>34497996
As bad as /v/ is, it's still not as awful as /lit/
>>34497755
/tg/ is so schizophrenic that anything made by one part of the board will get violently murdered by the rest if it becomes too widespread.
>>34497855
hey man /x/ was our GF for a while
>>34498001
They won't get enough of a reaction from bitching about oppression from /tg/ content.
They only care about ruining popular things.
>>34497755
>What will it take to get /tg/ pregnant?
A belt of genderswap and a nearby guy.
>>34498001
except that they're outraging about this, not integrating into /v/.
So even though /v/ deserves to burn, this is just another time when tumbltron blames 4chan for all of the problems in the universe.
>>34498085
But that's rape, anon! Would you want our daughteru to be a rapechild like some bad sonic oc?
>>34498112
Blaming 4chan is the modern internet's version of godwins law.
>>34498136
It's not rape; it's/tg/ being a slut
>>34497755
Unlike those pedophile faggots over at /v/, we noble and refined gentlemen simple wish to be the little girl.
>>34498136
...is this a trick question?
Also, we'd need a new child board.
Board-tans hatch from eggs anyway.
>>34498136
That sounds like /tg/ daughter alright.
also, locked in a closet without the slightest idea theres anything beyond the room the closets in.
>>34498214
>Implying /tg/ isn't the only board you need
/tg/ will be its own daughteru, forever writing itself as the little girl in quests.
>>34498269
Are you implying we wouldn't blindfold it and let it know the room exists instead of making it believe the closet is the whole world?
>>34497873
It's funny that SJWs are saying that vivian is a creation of misogyny when the money spent on her creation goes to supporting women making games or something.
>>34498074
/b/ wasn't /x/'s father. It was more like /b/ murdered her and continues to wear her skin to this day.
>>34497878
It was some deviantart tier twins, but this daughteru came out superior.
>>34498373
Shhhh! Don't use logic against them; it'll hurt their Starbucks-fueled brains!
>>34497755
>/tg/ once again trying to ride /v/'s coattails
How's that musical working for you guys?
>>34498311
So, what.. /tg/'s kid is his PC, based partially on himself and another board, and that daughter rolls up her own PC in some weird selfcest-y nesting sense?
So he ends up with a collective group of pseudo-boards that are all /tg/s?
I can now sort of see /tg/ with living figurines that look like a mixture of himself and all the other board-tans. And often end up being better than the originals at their speciality.
>>34498373
Critical thinking is not the strong point of SJWs.
>>34498214
Vivian James isn't a board-tan, but /v/-tan is supposed to be her dad or creator or something.
It's kind of like how Colette (pic related) gets paired with /co/-tan, even though she's not a board-tan.
>>34498445
Did it on 2008, it was fun for a little while http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting
>>34497790
>some indie cunt named Zoe Quinn makes a shitty flash game (and uses Robin Williams' death to advertise it)
>it gets unanimous praise from gaming journalists
>Zoe's boyfriend reveals that she was not only cheating on him with 5 dudes, but fucking her own boss as well as at least two gaming journalists and some other indie devs
>internet blows the fuck up
>Zoe tries to cover it up with her connections to various people in power (reddit mods, tumblr mods, 4chan mods, kotaku, etc)
>this just makes everything blow the fuck up more at the blatant corruption
>pretends to get hacked
>twice
>Phil Fish does it too because Phil Fish
>it's also revealed Zoe managed to bully a charity designed to get women into gaming development shut down so she could run her own one where the proceeds go directly to Zoe
>in order to show that this isn't because 4chan hates women, /v/ donates $20K to the charity in question (TFYC)
>since they donated so much, 4chan was allowed to design their own character to appear in the winning game
>instead of making a loli or a triple breasted dickgirl or whatever else 4chan would be accused of making, they decide to make an utterly normal girl who loves videogames but hates all the fucking bullshit surrounding them
Thus, Vivian James was born.
>>34497755
>What will it take to get /tg/ pregnant?
That's the wrong question.
The right question is
>What will it take for /tg/ to knock up /d/?
>>34498508
>What if /d/ is /tg/ and /tg/ is /d/?
>>34498474
That's just song scripts, idiot, every fucking board has been doing that shit for years. Immediately after /v/: The Album there were a bunch of threads on /tg/ trying to assemble a group to do the exact same thing.
>>34498508
>>What will it take for /d/ to knock up /tg/?
FTFY. And in answer, I refer you to the earlier suggestion of a girdle of opposite gender.
>>34498502
That's only half the story, too.
You didn't even get to the part where Adam fucking Baldwin comes in and starts bulldozing all those leftist crybabies.
Animal Mother fights for the people.
/tg/ is a dude.
/x/ is the woman i nthe relatrionship. Jesus. How thick are you people?
>>34498548
What's your point?
>>34498590
That /tg/ loves to try and copy /v/.
>>34498607
/tg/ copies every board but only takes the good bits.
>>34498586
Wait, what? You got a link?
>>34497790
Big bird Tzeench/pol/convinced /v/ donated to a bunch of money $16,000 to an All-women feminist Game development organization.
In a burst of gratitude they offered to make a mascot/video-game character to /v/'s specifications.
Instead of making a sexualized hot piece of ass, they managed to make a bitter but entirely average "Not gamer girl, but just a Girl who happens to play videogames" who's main catchphrase is "Just shut up and play Video Games" and is entirely indifferent and opinionated about politics in video games.
That's "Vivian James" a moniker on "Vidya Games" and yes, her shirt is a reference to Piccolo assfucking Vegeta.
Of course it was partially out of spite, trying to show that /v/ of all people could do feminism better and more beneficial then Tumblr SJW slacktivists.
And Of course, Ms. Zoe Quinn, Five Guys burgers and fries, bitter from /v/'s exposition of her sleeping with 5 game journalists to get good reviews for her game "Depression Quest" proceeded to gather up a group of cronies and the general wrath of "#feminism" in order to cause the feminist organization to lose supporters and fuck loads of money, destroying their own cause.
Multiple "Game Journalism" sites such as Kotaku have declared "The death of the Gamer Culture" recently for seemingly no fucking understandable reason.
Thus cackles /pol/ and it's multiple bird faces "Keikaku Doori"
Now you know the whole story.
>>34498607
well yeah, we also copy stuff from /a/, /co/, and pretty much every other board if we can. We take that sort of stuff, and we try and turn it into some sort of table top, the main problem is we get easily distracted, so we work on one thing for a bit, then when the next thing shows up we flock to that and get that going strong, leaving the last project to wither, like the rest.
>>34497851
You forgot that the sjws did something to the kickstarter that destroyed it
>>34498640
Check out his twitter: https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin
First he just reposted some videos documenting the Burgers and Fries scandal but now he is just stomping assholes left and right.
>>34498675
>we try and turn it into some sort of quest
FTFY
/tg/ doesn't homebrew shit. They can't even finish any of their old projects, either.
>>34498703
All I can think after reading that exchange is Animal Mother going, "Well I got a joke for you: I'm gonna tear you a new asshole."
>>34497755
/tg/ is a skinnyfat dude with short brown hair, thick glasses, brown eyes, and a shirt with a d20 on it
he constantly tries to hit on vivian but she doesnt like board games, and that makes him secretly rage
his name would be Tomas G. Miller
>>34498508
/tg/ simply uses tactical genius to deepstrike its daughteru into one of /d/'s labyrinthine, non-euclidean wombs.
>>34498803
>/tg/ is a skinnyfat dude
Wrong
>he constantly tries to hit on vivian but she doesnt like board games, and that makes him secretly rage
You really don't get this, do you?
>>34498804
>one of /d/'s labyrinthine, non-euclidean wombs.
Silly anon, dicks don't have wombs, and /d/ doesn't have not dicks.
>>34498586
Adam Baldwin is awesome!
We've got to try and keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
>>34498838
>Dicks not having wombs
Do you even /d/?
>>34498675
>we
/tg/'s a relatively small board, so it don't have the traffic to drown out the guys hopping on whatever flavor of the month the other (more popular) boards put out.
That's why we get threads like these. Not because of some inherent desire to create tabletops. Most people here don't even play tabletops.
/v/ did a damn cool thing, but I really hope it doesn't explode into more board-tan nonsense everywhere else.
>>34498803
We've long had a /tg/-tan and that isn't it.
>>34498838
How the fuck is /d/ supposed to give birth if she doesn't have a dick? I don't even.
>>34498549
>Implying /d/ needs /tg/ to be a chick to knock him up.
>>34498885
Give the lad some credit, Anon. There's no way he'd have said something so silly if he had the slightest inkling what he was talking about.
>>34498803
I almost forgot the belts
>>34498908
>/v/ did a damn cool thing, but I really hope it doesn't explode into more board-tan nonsense everywhere else.
It won't so long as you're not fucking retarded. Vivian isn't even a board-tan thing despite all the stuff about her being /v/'s daughteru and /pol/ being her uncle and godfather. She was created to be a videogame character for fuck's sake.
The issue/armor /tg/ has over this kind of situation is how broad a spectrum we cover, and the hatred and rivalry between the niches. If there was a sex scandal in war gaming the CCG players would laugh and move on with their day. If it happened to the RPG players no one outside of that niche would care. We have built ourselves a series fortresses in constant cold war with each other. So if one is attacked another would not come to its defense. But if some fool, driven to madness by the voice of the old ones decided to wage a war against the whole of /tg/ they would be faced with the host of /traditional games/. And for all the anger and rage that is coming out of /v/ right now it is nothing but a grain of sand against the cyclone that is the pure unadulterated hatred that flows through the very veins of /tg/. We gaze upon any attack against us and find it wanting.
>>34498885
Dicks have pussies, but not wombs.
>>34498211
All I get when image searching are archived threads. Where did this come from?
>>34499002
>the pure unadulterated hatred that flows through the very veins of /tg/.
But that's wrong. /tg/ is one of the mildest, most vanilla, and downright milquetoast boards on 4chan. You will never be capable of what /v/ has pulled off.
>>34499013
What do you think that sack-like thing under the penis is?
>>34499002
I find it hard to believe that war gaming could have a sex scandal. I find it hard to believe that anyone involved in war gaming has ever had sex.
>>34499055
The dicksack, obviously. Where young, immature dicks receive nutrients before blossoming into a brand new dick.
>>34499002
>>34498703
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain.
>>34499089
See, that's practically a womb.
>>34499121
The hero of Vidya, the man who played Jayne
>>34499127
But you can't impregnate it. You can TRY to impregnate a dickpussy just like any mouthpussy or asspussy or even a boypussy, but that doesn't mean you CAN or that any of these things have a womb.
>>34498668
>Multiple "Game Journalism" sites such as Kotaku have declared "The death of the Gamer Culture" recently for seemingly no fucking understandable reason.
Oh, I think the feminist war on gaming would be a perfectly understandable reason.
Though I doubt it's Kotaku's reason...
Welcome to /tg/, where a conversation about dickgirls getting pregnant is perfectly normal next to a conversation about an anthropomorphism of /tg/
>>34499164
You underestimate /d/, my friend. /d/ finds a way.
>>34499183
Quit acting like this phenomenon is at all restricted to /tg/
>>34499002
I do like the idea of /tg/ as series of Balkan-ized city states, not just one board-tan.
>>34499197
You overestimate /d/. /d/ is just a bunch of closeted gays who really love dicks. They really aren't all that deviant beyond that.
>>34499164
>I can't into mpreg
I am disappointed in you.
>>34499225
A human hive, full of little humans, organs eternally at war with each other. Kind of like Autochthon.
>>34499225
/tg/ is more Afganistan.
>>34499225
Worldbuilding Island reporting in, would you care to buy some maps?
Is that you Ollanius Pius? Is this me?
>>34499234
It's not gay if there's a vagina as well as a penis or a penis that is also a vagina or just tentacles.
>>34499249
Okay, sure. Except that instead of containing nothing but rocks and goats, we have things of actual value.
>>34499225
Someone once described /tg/ as bunch of African tribes forced to belong to a single country while hating each other's guts.
>>34497998
Looks like someone went overboard on an in-game custom character.
>>34499164
http://exhentai.org/g/733600/85b65a9aaa/
>>34499286
that's debatable
>>34499243
Only Arnold is allowed to get away with that.
>>34499277
/d/ has threads specifically devoted to photoshopping vaginas off of dickgirls.
>>34499277
Or possibly vagentacles.
>>34499313
I don't remember that. In fact, I remember the exact opposite of that. Have I been overzealous in hiding so many threads?
>>34499299
Perhaps the /tg/-tan should be readdressed? I looked at our board-tan on 1d4chan and it's woeful.
How can a board that literally comes up with characters as their hobby be SO outclassed in this? It just doesn't make sense.
>>34499286
You can get goats at reasonable prices, unlike 40k minis
>>34499357
It is the character that makes characters.
>>34499313
They also have threads about adding dicks to normal girls.
>>34499357
Well... did any of the boards actually make their own board-tans? Or did they, as I suspect, spawn fully formed from the collective imaginations of /b/?
Tell me the OP hasn't started this daughterfu thing here too.
>>34499420
>daughter-fu
This sounds like a really interesting specialization for an evil monk.
>>34499370
The board-tan isn't supposed to be an anthropomorphism of the average poster, it's supposed to be an anthropomorphism of the BOARD.
Our tan is completely wrong. It doesn't represent our fractured nature at all. It's literally just a guy who posts on /tg/.
Shamefur dispray.
>>34499306
>>34499286
>we have things of actual value.
Poorly written erotic 40K fanfiction is not exactly a thing of value.
>>34499392
/b/ doesn't make anything?
>>34499438
So really the board should be like Tiamat with a bunch of heads that all glare at each other?
>>34499453
To be fair, we do have some decent smut.
>>34499486
Dude. Multiple breath weapons every round. We'd be invincible.
>>34499437
>ounds like a really interesting specialization for an evil monk
This shit was on /b/ a few days ago, and took them 24+ hours and 15 threads and only accomplished some deviantart teir half assed idea.
>>34499503
But we'd be using the breathweapons on ourselves all the time.
>>34499526
We're giving ourselves a handicap so that the others can keep up with us.
>>34499420
That's an idea...
>>34499526
So, /tg/ would be invincible, if only it could learn to work together with itself.
>>34498548
To be honest, /tg/ really doesn't have the basis that would complete a project involving singing. I mean we have a few songs that have been recorded but largely we're divided.
>>34499225
A world where nations are represented by /tg/ niches sounds awesome
>>34499574
Maybe we're going about this all wrong. Instead of trying to make something about things we all love, because we can't actually agree on those things, we should be putting together something about how much we all hate each other.
>>34499486
Tiamat crossed with Ouroboros.
>>34499558
>...
The final result of /b/'s daughter was a set of twins one literally a white knight and the other some disturbed looking individual. The whold concept made no sens as it as supposed to represent /b/ in the end they killed it and rightly so is was a shit idea.
>>34498767
>mfw I had already donated on Tuesday before that post was posted
>mfw the poisonous feeling of being on /pol/ pushed me to ignore the issue again for the rest of the month
>mfw none of this good work will ever be reported by major gaming news blogs and the gamejam won't get any coverage
>>34497850
Damn, nigger, I've never seen a post be COMPLETELY wrong before.
>>34499486
Except they all suck their own dicks instead.
>>34499802
While using breath weapons?
>>34499357
Schizophrenics usually have a hard time imagining a real representation of themselves.
Am I the only one who thinks the OP's idea is a bad one?
So, after reading all the material presented here and hearing the full scoop...
AFTERLIFE EMPIRE FUCK YEAH
I need some deep haunting simulators in my life.
>>34499486
Or a group. Each member represents a different game type. They hate each other, but all share an apartment.
>>34497755
We make new characters everyday OP, /v/ only made one. I say it's /v/ that needs to catch up.
>>34499486
>>34499503
>>34499902
>>34499631
So what do all of the heads represent?
>>34499842
Sounds /d/lightful.
>>34499032
It's true.
We pretty much just write weird porn and occasionally homebrew a system.
You might make the argument that if we had more manpower we might be able to pull of something totally crazy, but in all likelihood? You'd probably just end up with more weird porn and poorly designed homebrews.
And that's okay. I'm content with that.
>>34499942
shame most of our characters are legit awful
>>34499953
wargames, card games, board games, quests,rpgs, smut
>>34499878
It's simply a theoretical question. I was wondering what would enrage /tg/ enough to do something similar.
>>34499995
>>34499953
>>34499631
>>34499486
>>34499503
>>34499842
And you see, /tg/ this is why nobody lets you make characters.
Especially on the fucking weekend.
>>34499987
>I'm content with that.
Me too, it's just annoying to see /tg/ jack itself off for being the "best" board when it can't even do the half the things it claims to do for its own board.
>>34500127
And this is why you are a bitch, seeing as you contributed nothing but negativity and commentary.
>>34499437
Pic related
>>34500114
>would enrage
Enrage? Now I'm confused, was /v/ dauhter born from some rage filled spat?
>>34500127
I'm just surprised nobody has expressed a desire to fuck this six-headed dragon trap tan
>>34500201
Yes. Zoe Quinn stuff I believe.
>>34500201
From what I can tell, in a weird way yes.
>>34500236
>what I can tell, in a weird way yes
I donating was the rage spat and the design a daughter thing was them being creative
>>34500114
Nothing.
It is quite possibly impossible to enrage /tg/ about anything that isn't /tg/ related.
You want to talk about Politics in Video Games? We have a legitimate discussion on the relation of Ayn Rand's works in Bioshock.
You want to talk about Racism? We discuss the etymology of the word "Nigger" and the concept of language and it's evolution over time.
You want to talk about Giant drooling scaly lizard cocks? Fuck yeah, Normal Friday night.
Oh look someone mentioned page 42 in 4th edition, and how you can't use "Executioner's Noose as a rope/lasso" and that "By RAW, the only conclusion is that metal locks are 'creatures'"
>582 posts and 150 images ommitted
>>34500162
Let's be realistic. Linking a shit-ton of posts with a couple of sentences worth of pedantic negativity isn't something a real human would do these days.
Don't respond to Cleverbot. It's the only way to win.
>>34500269
Well I believe the design was in relation to how feminists view things. /v/ made an introverted girl not caring about sjw, not some Tumblr hipster, and who is sleep-deprived.
>>34500281
>Fuck yeah, Normal Friday night.
I fucking love you guys.
>>34500318
War on machines when?
>>34499658
Well its a mixed bag personally. There are the people that think this is really good, Original Content being legitimized by a group that is generally all for vidya. And There are people who think this is really bad, because its original content made for the sake of something outside of /v/ and sorta invites discussion of feminism and sjw. I mean kudos to the fine young capitalists for basically being Proactive Egalitarians rather than Self Promoting Rad Fems, especially the shit they've had to deal with and their whole emphasis on a proactive narrative rather than a victimization narrative, but it still has that tangential link to things people get really passionate about and rally against. Feminism, SJWs, Anita, Phil Fish, Quinnspiracy shit.
>>34500162
Seeing as it's all commentary anyways, I don't think it maters.
For some reason /tg/ has gotten this issue lately that nothing is allowed to be criticized, especially the more of a Retarded-grabbag it is.
Sad to say, but I actually fucking MISS summer now.
Everything from the Saharduin thread, literally every single attempt at a homebrew system, the "No." World-building thread, /tg/'s been really fucking shit recently and literally gets nothing done.
"/tg/ gets shit done" my ass.
>>34500320
It sort of looks like they made Tomoko a ginger and called it a day.
>>34500320
>blr hipster, and who is sleep-deprived.
I see well I still think its a bad idea. I saw /b/ looking like it was suffering MID and they ended up aborting their creations.
>>34500375
Skynet goes live next Thursday. Be ready.
>>34500281
Ken levine had a massive boner for the gold statue on the cover of atlas shrugged, and cracked open the dusty tome and felt his boner fade away and invert.
Nigger probably influenced by the the romance terms for black. Negro in spanish, negre in french, etc..
Lizard dicks should only be inside of Lamias.
This is common knowledge. The NPCs in the first village can answer these questions, and they're only there for the GM to drop exposition on the player.
>>34498311
So we Ultramarines now?
In a way.... I'd be fine with that.
>>34500409
Honestly, I can't think of anything that would improve Tomoko more. Aside from not being Tomoko. That bitch gots fucking serious issues.
>>34500406
You should see the wh40k rpg threads. If it isnt a new splat/core book or what that name fag spits out, you might as well be a heretic. Ive actually held off of posting planets,gear and ship stuff we have made because it is just not worth the effort anymore.
>>34500430
Ive got my unshielded microwave and axe.
>>34500281
>You want to talk about Politics in Video Games? We have a legitimate discussion on the relation of Ayn Rand's works in Bioshock.
/v/ does this
>You want to talk about Racism? We discuss the etymology of the word "Nigger" and the concept of language and it's evolution over time.
/pol/ does this
>You want to talk about Giant drooling scaly lizard cocks? Fuck yeah, Normal Friday night.
4chan as a whole
>>34500658
LMAO
>>34500375
Butlerian Jihad?
>>34500700
The spice will flow
>>34500689
Don't act so salty over the truth.
Are you guys saying that /tg/ doesn't already have daughterus like Vivian and /Co/lette?
Pic related one might not be for the whole board, but she's got a good deal of content.
And we have Noh, for a more general appeal.
>>34500799
>Noh
This brings me back.
>>34500799
>Please do not take these items.
>>34500799
Vivian isn't a daughteru, she's a self-rule63.
>>34500799
>blue
>daughteru
>>34500891
Nope, Vivian's Motto is "Shut up and play video games"
/v/ doesn't play video games.
VJ is basically what /v/ wishes it could be.
Including the little girl.
>>34500909
Clearly she's a healthy growing young girl.
And come on, /tg/ is /d/-lite, are you really going to shame her for wanting to get to know herself better?
>>34497998
AHHHH MY EYES! THE BURN!!!
>>34500944
An idealized self-rule63, just like the average /tg/er's RP characters are. In fact, just like the average rule63 is.
>>34498502
this is the best summery of events I have ever seen, congratulations squire
>>34500953
THAT'S THE EMPRAH'S HOLY LIGHT, ANON.
WEATHER IT, BE STRONG IN HIS NAME.
FOR SOON YE SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF HER STEEL CLEANSED OF STANS.
"Eet ees uhkay eef hyu forgawt abowt me, fathor. Aye steel luff yew."
>>34501021
Now I feel bad. I totally forgot about Cultist-chan.
>>34501021
I never forgot youI just never loved youI'm sorry, I'm only saying this to get the others angry, I love you, Cultist-chan. Let's go get ice cream.
>>34498838
IT DOES TO!!!
I have seen it, I tell you, A THREAD WITHOUT FUTA ON /d/!!!
>>34497755
>>34497998
>>34498036
How could you all forget our oldest daughter?Yes, some people want to fuck her, despite her being our daughter, but we ARE related to /d/
Speaking of board-based projects, Singfag September is in a couple weeks.
Who's joining in? If /v/ can pull this off, I'm sure we can at least compete.
http://youtu.be/puGZ46GEDAM
>>34501083
Fuck off already
Everybody hates you
>come to /tg/ to escape this bullshit drama
>literally the first thing I see
>>34501104
always thought of her as a cute classmate
>>34498734
AHEM.
>ChapterMasterSo what if it took forever. /tg/ gets shit done, eventually
Other boards don't even start projects.
So, what's the name of this game? All I got was SJW bs
>>34501193
Depression Quest. On Steam for free. Using Twine and supposedly really, really short.
>>34501122
see >>34498548
Hue
>>34501223
No,i mean, what's the game Vivian's going to be in?
>>34501179
Finished by a single guy that took over the project from /tg/.
We bet on Duke, after all, NOT /tg/.
>>34499217
See, they should have come to us for advice on that. Converting video games to real life is something our LARPers are pretty damn good at.
>>34501104
what if I don't have shit taste?
>>34501238
I really dunno. I think it's just a reward or mascot for the funds /v/ gave them.
>>34501246
/tg/ as a collective. Most things done in real life is led by a few individuals anyway. You know the idea that a small percentage of people are responsible for the majority of the things getting done.
Individuals and a few people close to them help design stuff. The rest of us provide feedback, playtesting and other things like graphics and fluff.
There was another game too i think that sprung out... Velocity. Think the guy came here last month to ask for new advice / playtesting.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/VeloCITY
>>34497755
Once in a blue moo, /v/ gets stuff done.
Dang it, now I want to make a setting based on the 4chan / Vidya Journalism War going on.
>>34501340
Velocity is shaping up nicely, but there just aren't many people interested which is a damn shame.
>>34501388
>Once in a blue moo,
So do cows normally moo in orange or something?
>>34501388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmeyHf0Cesg
C'mon, /tg/. We can be this good. We have to have some vocal talent around here.
>>34501253
>on /tg/
>Not loving Cultist-chan
Do you even fa/tg/uy? She's one of the oldest characters we ever made, and is definitely the best.
>>34497755
Getting raped by a confused lesbian.
>>34501388
Let's do it. Create a thread. Some sort of elven ivory tower of beauty and perfection for the tumblrtards and fantasy mos eisley for us. Seems like an easy setting for class warfare to get involve
>>34498421
And /b/ was shame.
>>34501483
I remember when I first came to /tg/ and saw a Cultist thread. I still don't like 40k, or even sci-fi, but one glimpse of her pink panties through her tattered skirt and I loved her.
>>34501179
Excuse me, /g/ starts projects. Some even make it to a functioning state before the vitriolic board culture and constant FUDposting run the devs right out of fucks to give.
Tox is the only example I can think of off the top of my head, mind.
>>34501388
Remember, it's a cold war.
>>34501404
I love VeloCITY. It's hard enough to convince people to convert from D&D to something known and conceptually similar like Savage Worlds - let alone a system that's entirely different in mechanics and flavor.
I'm grooming my flatmate to play, though - he may even DM, which will save us from my incredibly sporadic inspiration. But right now we're both kinda fascinated by D&D 5th, so we're more looking at that to get a group of people together. I gotta finish my typesetting of the current VeloCITY document before another one comes out, though. Lazy prick that I am.
>>34499453
/tg/ at least gets some of their 40k fiction made canon.
>>34501608
>implying
/v/ got dinosaurs into Battlefield 3.
>>34501608
FFG isn't canon. They have a second undivided daemon prince, which contradicts the Be'lakor supplement.
>>34500134
>>34500114
I used to frequent pretty much every board on 4chan and I truly believe that /tg/ is the best. /tg/ does not "raid" other websites or boards, we keep our heads down and discuss tabletop games like we're meant to. The only drama we get is in easily identified bait threads such as edition wars or when some newfriend comes along after reading a few articles on 1d4chan and wholeheartedly believes they will be the next Henderson with some bad OC.
Secondly, our cancer is pretty much contained. CYOA and Quest Threads are ever present, but that never spills out into other threads and the trips who run them generally stay in their own threads. In addition to this, our trips are pretty mellow compared to the trips of other boards and sometimes up front about just being attention whores, we also don't have nearly as many as the other boards do.
Thirdly, while we don't all share the same tastes, we are far less venomous to eachother about our differences than the other "taste" boards. We'll occasionally have people shitfit about roleplay/rollplay or martials, but I actually see arguments being presented instead of "HAHAHA TARANTINO FOR YOU AYY LMAO" or something along those lines. And while we don't always share the same tastes, we all hate the same things about our respective franchises like unnecessary fluff changes or mechanical imbalances and I believe we have bonded around that. I don't play 40k, but I can feel the pain of some guy who got Devilfished or whatever is going on in the current edition and I can understand how it feels to have the lore dicked over. This universal kinship also extends to the things we like in relation to /tg/. Whether you play AD&D, 3.5, 4th ed or whatever, any D&D player will love talking about history.
The attitude here is also much more stable. Unpopular opinions are rarely met with "kill yourself" or something along those lines.
Also I can talk about Berserk here without severely autistic trips shitting it up.
Is this a /v/ vs /tg/ thread or something? /tg/ vs the rest of 4chan? Am I not getting something.
>>34501608
>>34501625
My dick is bigger.
>Nuh-uh!
Yeah-huh!
>>34501707
Nope, we're simply looking at the whole /v/ thing from a /tg/ perspective.
>>34501707
There's some serious smackdown being laid on SJWs/feminists/corrupt gaming journalism, with /v/ more or less at the forefront. We're basically comparing notes on what it's created.
>>34501701
>CYOA and Quests
>cancer
I bet you hate /erpg/ and /wst/ too.
>>34497755
The whole story is quite delicious.I didn't get what my sister was talking about when she was laughing about it earlier in the week.
>>34501707
It's a completely off-topic thread, trying to determine it's purpose is futile.
>>34501707
We're so far of the rails right now I'm not even sure.
Basically how /tg/ filters out the best of 4chan and doesn't really have to deal with all the shittiness of the other boards. Even our summer isn't as miserable as others. Seriously, for any summerfags here, thank you. We do appreciate the fact that those of you who come here make an effort to fit in with the boardThough every quest doesn't need to become smut
>>34501701
About the only other boards that I think can meet that description is maybe /vp/ and /vr/...
>>34501701
>/tg/ does not "raid" other websites or boards
What is those freeform roleplay derail threads
>[cancer threads] that never spills out into other threads
This is wrong. Many a thread has been derailed by quest shitters shitting things up.
>and the trips who run them generally stay in their own threads
Nice Daemonette
>I actually see arguments being presented instead of "HAHAHA TARANTINO FOR YOU AYY LMAO"
Yet half of all threads start with HAVE U TRIED NOT PLAYIN DND XDDDD
>Unpopular opinions are rarely met with "kill yourself" or something along those lines.
This is straight up falsehood
>Also I can talk about Berserk here without severely autistic trips shitting it up.
Offtopic shitposting shouldn't be a good thing.
You're romanticizing things to a sickening degree.
>>34501847
So what should I do?
That's not how last names work
>>34501799
>Though every quest doesn't need to become smut
Blasphemy
>>34501858
Accept that no board is perfect and stop wanking off to imagined scenarios of utopia.
>>34501847
If you don't like it here, why come?
>>34501799
>Even our summer isn't as miserable as others
I get the feeling you dont actually go to other boards.
>>34497998
Gloriously hideous.
>>34497755
>What will it take to get /tg/ pregnant?
Something that resists
>>34501891
Sometimes I actually want to see what the storyline is gonna be, instead of getting bogged down in raping every passing npc.
Would it kill us to have one villain quest where the villain is too driven to achieve his goal to bother with sluts?
>>34500658
So, better come to /tg/ to do this.
>4chan as a whole
It's furryshit man.
>>34501799
ya lol
i read a 'everyone is Jill' or something quest. and it derailled into "Take off all your clothes" and "Get nekked"
>>34501894
That was not me. I don't know why he quoted you. And I never claimed that /tg/ was utoptia. If 4chan is the Wasteland, we're Megaton. We have our share of problems, but we're much better off than those fuckers being raped do death by super mutants.
>>34501938
It might.
>>34501950
>If 4chan is the Wasteland, we're Megaton
see >>34501913
>>34501847
>What is those freeform roleplay derail threads
Freeform RPs in other boards aren't /tg/ carrying out 'raids'.
>This is wrong. Many a thread has been derailed by quest shitters shitting things up.
But that's shitting up the same thread.
>Nice Daemonette
Worse tripfags on other boards.
>Yet half of all threads start with HAVE U TRIED NOT PLAYIN DND XDDDD
Points.
>This is straight up falsehood
No usually it's more elouquant.
>>34501952
Well, what is death but the next great adventure?
I might jump in the sack head first.
>>34497755
>makes it publicly available to know it's all just a PR stunt to make 4 Chan look good
You fucking blew it
>>34501924
oooo thats adorable.
reminds of the old looney toons cartoons where the characters would interact with the artists
>>34501975
>Freeform RPs in other boards aren't /tg/ carrying out 'raids'.
Going to a random website and creating Lord Lucifer Gobblecock to "epic derail all them mary sues" is pretty much the definition of a raid.
>But that's shitting up the same thread.
No, I mean some faggots from Vampire Loli Quest shitting up a general thread about vampires by gigglesqueeing over their loli waifu.
>Worse tripfags on other boards.
Having frequented other boards, I disagree heartily.
>usually it's more elouquant.
It really isn't. They might use bigger words (and misspell them like you do), but it's the same fucking shit.
>>34502043
>expecting 4chan to keep a secret
>>34502054
I'm afraid you're battling giants, Don Quixote.
>>34502063
Pics of VJ in panties/stockings?
>>34501795
As OP, what I was trying to figure out was what would make /tg/ tick, using /v/ and the drama going on as an example. I think it is a great success.
>>34502043
>not because /v/ hates SJWs even more than we do
They didn't exactly need a lot of convincing. It was kinda like "this will burn those fags so hard we'll have unlimited thermal power forever", and everyone was like "yes".
Last I heard the donation pool had crowned 30 grand, of a required 5.
>>34502085
You could have just posted monstergirls.
>>34501795
Holy shit, I haven't looked at club strips in AGES
it's called club strips still, right?
>>34502085
What did you figure out about us doc?
>>34498838
>dicks not having wombs
Do you even Gnoll?
